October 29th, 2002
Where to start this week? The past week has been somewhat uneventful. I wanted to go check out a couple different new movies, but never got around to it. I think I will go see the new Jackass movie sometime this week, possibly tomorrow, but it will be a bit too late to talk about it by then.
Hybrid Wrestling Coalition had a wrestling show this past Sunday here in Calgary. I went up against the Can-Am Wrestling Mid-Heavyweight Champion, Vinnie Fever. After being awake for a couple days straight, I was a bit suprised that the match actually turned out pretty good. This was my first time wrestling Vinnie Fever. I ended up pinning him with the K-Drill after a bit of a cluster at the hands of his "buddy" that came to the ring with him. The show itself was ok, I really enjoyed watching a Bak Fu Pai (White Tiger system) Kung Fu demonstration to start the show off. Those Kung Fu guys are pretty damn impressive. If you are in the Calgary area and are interesting in studying Kung Fu, I highly recommend checking them out. I don't think they have a website, but anyone is interested, the number for their Kung Fu studio is 403-263-2665, they are called The Physics of Kung Fu, and from what I understand they offer classes in everything from Women's self defense to Tai Chi, along with the training og Bak Fu Pai and Shaolin Kung Fu. Fantastic stuff.
This Friday is another Stampede Wrestling show here in Calgary. I just found out that I am scheduled to face The Highlander. This should be a very interesting match. Myself and The Highlander were both members of the "Hartbreakers" up until recently when Johnny Devine decided to attack me like the wee chicken he is. I haven't talked ot the Highlander since then and am a bit curious to what he thinks about the whole situation. I'm sure the infamous Hart family will be up to no good, and will somehow try to get involved in the match. Come by the Ogden legion in Calgary and find out what will happen.
I am now going to post another one of my past top 10 lists. Since I don't have a whole lot to talk about this week, I might as well fill up some space with another one of these lists.
Juggernaut's top 10 characters on The Simpsons.
10. MOE - When Moe gets stuck in the twisty slide: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....SOMEBODY GET THE JAWS OF LIFE" I believe it happened on the Stonecutters episode.
9. GROUNDSKEEPER WILLY - During the episode when Willy goes into the school's air vents to catch Santas littles Helper, as the air vent breaks and willy falls from the roof of the gym onto Superintendant Chaumers: "AAAUUGGHH....LOOK OUT FOR WEEELY!!"
8. MAGGIE SIMPSON - "suck..suck...suck...suck", after all these years she's really only said one word "Daddy". I loved it when she had a staredown with the crazy baby with the unibrow.
7. BARNEY GUMBEL - While Homer, Chief Wiggum and Moe are looking for a 4th member of their barbershop quartet, they hear Barney singing in the bathroom: "Too ra looo ra looo raaaaaaa....BUUURP....Where's me toothpick?".
6. APU NAHASAPINAPETILON- Remember the time Apu was the hottest single man in Spingfield and was outside washing his T-Bird....singing "HOT BLOODED"
5. NED FLANDERS- " Rod and Todd are both sound asleep....after a MOTH ATTACK...and Todd is dry as a bone..." The same episode where Lisa was babysitting Bart and MAggie ate so much damn Coffee Ice Cream that her head was spinning.
4. ABE SIMPSON- I know where Homer gets it, because damn near everything that comes out of Grandpa Simpsons mouth is fantastic....Nothing quite as funny as watching good old Abe try to court Marge's Mom, only to have her stolen.
3. MR. BURNS- I just about cried laughing when Burns broke out into his "See my vest, see my vest...made of real gorilla chest" song, or some about the episode where he was given too many drugs and Homer thought Burns was an alien "I bring you loooove"...."Release the hounds"....EEEEXCELLENT"
2. RALPH WIGGUM- "My cats breath smells like cat food" Nothing Ralph ever says makes any sense to what is going on at the time, and you have to appreciate a mind that wanders that much.
1. HOMER J. SIMPSON - Homer is the funniest/stupidest charater on TV. He has had so many crowning moments that it's hard to pick only one. "Badger my ass...It's probably Milhouse" in the episode where Sprinfield gets 2 area codes, or Homer running over the Dean when he went back to college. One of my favorites was when Homer skipped church and was thinking back to his best days ever, there is one flashback of homer running in circles squeeling like a school girl as a tipped over beer truck sprays beer into the air. Trying to eat chips while Santas little Helpers puppies eat them "mmmmm....doh......mmmmmm....Doh....mmmmmmm......DOH!"
Now we'll move on to the pictures of the week. This first one is the poster for this Friday's Stampede Wrestling show in Calgary.
This picture was taken at the last Stampede Wrestling show. I was showing my support for Halloween by wearing a Gene Simmons mask to the ring. KISS RULES!!!
Well, a somewhat boring Juggerstories for this week, but like a said, a pretty boring week for me.
Until next time, Chicks Dig Scars.......... KISS RULES!!.......... Check out the Physics of Kung Fu ........ I'll fill you all in about the Jackass movie next week........ and see you this Friday at the Ogden Legion.
Juggernaut