NAWA Wrestleclash 2002:
Fireworks explosion and we LIVE. and living colour.
Out comes Nick Knack and Patty Whack. The two only simese twin jobbers in the world. How is Gambler going to work with two people HOOKED together. This may be the night where the Gambler loses the NAWA jobber title and it is taken back to the temple of SMRAH TTAM. The wrestling world as we know it is DOOMED. DOOMED. DOOMED.
"Viva Los Vegas" plays and out comes the Gambler. Or does he. The Gambler isn't coming up. No wait the Gambler is coming down to the ring wheeling a cart with a dozen pies and a cake on it. What the....anyway the Gambler looks ready to rumble. The Gambler enters the ring and the bell rings. There is no announcer's for this match.
NAWA Jobber Title Handicap Match Nick Knack and Patty Whack vs The Gambler(c)
The Gambler is knocked down by the jobbers. The Gambler rolls to the outside. Gambler has a pie and he throws it into the ring. The Gambler is going backstage for something. The Gambler returns with a giant paper cutter. WHAT THE....The Gambler enters the ring with cake and the referee tries to pull it away from him. The referee lands facefirst into the cake. The referee is covered in cake. And they say sports entertainment is dead. The jobbers charge the Gambler but he ducks and they end up on the outside. The Gambler now rolls to the outside and HITS NICK KNACK WITH A PIE. The pie cream reveals that the pie was loaded with lead. HA HA HA. Lead filled pies. Patty Whack gets the same treatment. The Gambler now grabs another pie and there is a plastic baseball bat concealed under the cream. or maybe it is a wood bat wrapped in black tape. God knows if I can tell. The Gambler with one of the weakest baseball bat shots ever to Nick Knack. The Gambler goes to hit Patty Whack but the bat flies out of his hand. Patty Whack sells it anyway. They both fall onto the paper cutter. Gambler tries to pull the handle but the paper cutter wouldn't budge. Isn't live PPV great. Finally with help of the referee, The Gambler splits the paper material that holds the outfits togeth....I mean the jobbers apart. Instead of one simese twin jobbers there is now two jobbers. Gambler takes a cup from a fan and sloshes the contents in the eyes of Nick Knack. The Soft Drink of mind discomfort lives. The Gambler grabs another drink and does the same to Patty Whack. Those ice cubes can be hazardous to the eyes. The Gambler now grabs a ball of yarn from underneath the ring. The Gambler is tying the jobbers together. Patty Whack is behind Nick Knack, belly to back. The Gambler now goes underneath the ring and pulls out the old Kevin Sullivan balsa wood chair. The Gambler shatters the chair over the heads of both the jobbers at once. The Gambler then un-ties them and a double cover. One, Two, Three. The Gambler retains the title. What a technical match. Flair vs Steamboat has competition.
The Gambler pinned Nick Knack and Patty Whack after a chair shot to both jobbers in 0:04:34. Rating: -1/2* (The Gambler retained the NAWA jobber title.)
The lights go out. When they come back on Nick Knack and Patty Whack are gone. A voiceover is heard.
Voiceover:GAMBLER. You may have outsmarted the jobber overlord this time, but you still have 7 jobbers to go. YOU WILL LOSE THAT TITLE. Your next opponent is the Hoss.
The Gambler mouths "the Hoss" and shakes his head from side to side.
We go to the announce table where Cyrus and Joey Styles are.
Joey Styles:Welcome to NAWA WrestleClash. I am Joey Styles...
Cyrus:and I am your host, the man who you tuned into this PPV to see, Cyrus.
Joey Styles:In your mind only Cyrus...Tonight one of the biggest NAWA World Title Matches in this short promotion's history, Shane Douglas will defend against Sting.
Cyrus:The sad mime will be Franchised tonight. You do not stay out for six months and take your first match back with an icon like Shane Douglas. Sting will join Terry Funk and Lex Loser, sorry, I mean Luger on the island of misfit hasbeens that were destroyed by Shane Douglas.
Styles:Lets get down to the ring for some NAWA action.
Out comes The Young Guns with Midajah. Flashfly is wearing green tights with a black mask with white lacing. Sean Studd is wearing the same thing without the mask. Midajah fires up her men.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Steve and Brian Armstrong with there brother Brad, who is on crutches still. The Armstrongs look ready to get back into the tag title hunt.
The Young Guns(w/Midajah) vs The Armstrong Brothers(w/Brad Armstrong) Both teams rush at each other and blows are exchanged. Brian Armstrong is dumped to the outside and Flashfly hits a springboard tope suicida onto Brain Armstrong. Steve whips Sean Studd into the ropes and Steve with a huge dropkick. Steve now hops to the second rope but misses an elbowdrop. Sean Studd now hits him with a clothesline. Sean Studd with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sean Studd whips Steve into the ropes. Studd drops the head and Steve with a sunset flip attempt. No Studd hooks the legs. One, Two, Steve rolls through with a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Steve with a superkick knocking Sean Studd for a loop. Steve now climbs to the top rope. Steve dives off with a splash. Flashfly is on the top however and Flashfly with a flying somersault bodyblock taking Steve down. Brian Armstrong is on the top rope and he flies off with a double axhandle chop. Brian now tosses Flashfly to the outside. Brian goes after Flashfly but Midajah hits him from behind. Brian grabs Midajah and Flashfly with a clothesline off of the guardrail to the back of the head of Brian Armstrong. Sean Studd picks up Steve Armstrong and Studd with a airplane spin into an ace crusher. Studd rolls Steve over hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Sean Studd whips Steve into the ropes and Studd with a powerslam. Studd with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Studd now picks up Armstrong and goes for a brainbuster but Steve counters with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Studd with a kneelift as Steve rises to his feet. Studd tags in Flashfly. Studd holds on Steve and Flashfly flies off the top with a missile dropkick. Steve got drilled. One, Two, Kickout. Steve is still in this match. Flashfly whips Steve into the ropes and Flashfly goes for a high cross body but Steve rolls through the move. One, Two, Kickout. Steve then hot foots it over to his corner and hot tag to Brian Armstrong. Brian Armstrong enters the ring and Brian with an elbowsmash to Flashfly. Brian whips Flashfly into the ropes and Brian with a jab. Brian with a jab. Brian with a jab. Brian with a jab. Brian with a roundhouse right. Brian hits the Crazy Legs Kneedrop. One, Two, Midajah pulls the ankle of Brian Armstrong. This draws the ire of Brad. Brad limps after Midajah. The referee is distracted by this and this allows Sean Studd to hit Brian Armstrong from behind. Sean Studd removes the mask from Flashfly and puts it on. He then rolls Flashfly out of the ring and plays dead from Brian Armstrong. Sean Studd rolls on Brian Armstrong as he attempts to pick him up. One, Two, Kickout. Sean Studd with a kick to the midsection. Sean Studd goes for a vertical suplex but Brian Armstrong blocks it. Brian Armstrong is lifted up however on the second try but Brian counters with a DDT on Sean Studd. Midajah distracts the referee down while Flashfly pulls Sean Studd out of the ring and re-dons the mask. Flashfly rolls back into the ring. Brad Armstrong is trying to point this out but to no avail. Flashfly now whips Brian Armstrong into the corner, right into Steve Armstrong. Tag is made. Armstrong enters the ring knocking Flashfly down with a big punch. Steve whips Flashfly into the ropes and Steve with a flapjack. Steve picks up Flashfly as Brian reenters the ring. They put Flashfly on the buckles and double superplex to Flashfly. He was drilled into the canvas. Midajah pulls Brian to the outside and Brad chases her around the ring. Brad is about to cream Midajah with the crutch but Sean Studd clips him from behind in the bad leg. The referee is checking on Brad and Steve has Flashfly wrapped up in a pin. Midajah breaks the crutch over the back of Steve Armstrong and reverses the pin. The referee is back in. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly is up and he picks up Steve. Bodyslam from Flashfly. Flashfly scales the buckles and he dives off with a Firebird Splash. Flashfly with the cover. One, Two, Three. The Armstrong curse strikes again.
The Young Guns defeated Brian Armstrong and Steve Armstrong when Flashfly pinned Steve Armstrong after a Firebird Splash in 0:08:07. Rating: * 1/4
Sean Studd rolls Brad Armstrong back into the ring. Sean Studd rams his leg into the ringpost. Brad yelps in pain. Sean Studd leaves. Brad Armstrong's rehab for his leg was going so well. This might set Brad back a few months. Flashfly and Midajah leave as well. The Armstrongs have been defeated again. What will it take to break the curse.
"Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and out comes Balls Mahoney waving an American Flag. If Balls wins, Alex Wright will never wrestle in the United States again. Balls Mahoney holds up the flag proud.
Out comes Alex Wright. He badmouths the fans as he walks down the aisle. Alex Wright enters the ring and Balls attacks him.
Alex Wright vs Balls Mahoney Balls clotheslines Wright to the outside. Balls hits a plancha to Wright nearly squashing him. Balls now throws Wright back into the ring. Balls whips Wright into the ropes but Wright ducks a charge. Wright with a spinning leg lariat knocking Balls to the canvas. Wright with a cover. One, Kickout. Wright picks up Balls Mahoney and Wright with an European Uppercut. Wright now with a side headlock on Balls Mahoney. Wright is working the headlock. Balls powers out and Wright with a thumb to the eye. Wright with a clothesline to Balls. Wright now with the chinlock locked on Balls. Wright leans back on the hold. Wright works the chinlock. Balls is down on the mat and making ugly faces in a way of selling the hold. Wright leans back on the hold and turns it into a choke for a few seconds when the referee isn't looking. Wright leans to the sides to put more pleasure on Balls. The referee checks the arm. It lifts and it falls. The referee checks the arm again. It lifts and it falls. The referee checks the arm a third time. It lifts and IT STAYS UP. Balls powers out of the hold and sends Wright flying across the ring. Balls charges at Wright but Wright with a double leg pickup into the Ric Flair pin. One, Two, The referee spots the feet on the ropes. Wright argues with the referee and Balls rolls up Wright. One, Two, Thr...Wright grabs onto the ropes. We almost had no more Alex Wright in this country. Balls with a punch to Wright. Balls with a punch to Wright. Balls with a punch to Wright. Balls bounces off the ropes but the referee gets pushed into the way of a clothesline from Balls. While Balls is trying to revive the referee, Alex Wright goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Wright raises the chair but Balls kicks him in the midsection and takes the chair away. Balls now grabs the chair and hits Wright with it. The referee happens to get up at this time and sees Balls smack Wright with the chair. The referee calls for the bell disqualfying Balls Mahoney. Alex Wright is still able to wrestle in the United States of America.
Alex Wright defeated Balls Mahoney by disqualification in 0:05:28. Rating: -1/2*
Balls now hits the referee with the chair. Balls picks up Wright and Nutcraker Suite on the chair. The fans are chanting bullshit at the finish and rightfully so. Balls now throws Wright out of the ring.
Backstage:
"Hardcore" Harry Harris is backstage massaging a singapore cane.
Harris:Sleep tight little one, the Sandman is done tonight at WrestleClash. I am the thing that nightmares are made of, Sandman. The Sandman will be pounded into a bloody pulp and I will be the winner. I am the real Extreme Icon and I will prove it tonight by beating the Sandman to a mere pile of bones and flesh.
Harris kisses the singapore cane as we fade to the arena.
"Super Bon-Bon" plays and out comes the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Danny Doring. Doring has the belt strapped around his waist. Doring enters the ring and looks ready to defend the title.
The evil Japanese flute music plays and out comes Jimmy Yang, the challenger for the Cruiserweight Title. Yang earned this title shot by winning a suicidal six way a month ago on NAWA Glory. Yang enters the ring and the match begins.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Jimmy Yang vs Danny Doring(c)
They lock up. Doring whips Yang into the ropes and Yang ducks a clothesline. Yang with a palm strike. Yang with a palm strike. Yang with a palm strike. Yang with a roundhouse kick taking Doring down to the mat. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, power out. Yang whips Doring into the ropes and Yang with a handspring but the elbowsmash in the corner misses. Doring clubs Yang with a lariat taking him down to the canvas. Doring with a cover. One, Kickout. Doring picks up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Doring with a powerslam as Yang bounces off the ropes. One, Kickout. Doring picks up Yang and Doring with a snap suplex to Yang. Doring floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Doring lifts up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Yang with a sunset flip but Doring cradles the legs. One, Two, reversal. Yang with a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Yang goes for a palm thrust but Doring ducks it. Yang now rebounds with a dropkick to Doring. Yang with a running corkscrew legdrop. Yang with a cover. One, Doring powers out. Yang picks up Doring and whips him into the ropes. Yang goes for a high cross body but Doring rolls through. One, Two, shoulder up. Doring now catches Yang with an inverted atomic drop as Yang rises. Doring with a fist to the midsecton and a swinging neckbreaker. Doring now climbs to the top rope. First high risk move of this match. Doring flies off and misses with a flying legdrop. Doring hurt his knee on the way down. He is holding it in pain. Yang is up and Doring limps over. Doring goes for a kick to the midsection(with the bad leg no less) but Yang catches it. Yang with a dragon screw legwhip. Doring holds his leg in pain. Yang now with a spinning legdrop while holding the leg to the leg of Doring. Yang now grabs the leg and throws it back roughly to the canvas. Yang picks up Doring and Yang with a sliding dropkick to the knee. Yang is taking that injured knee apart. Yang grabs the leg and puts Doring in a half boston crab. Yang is cranking and pulling on the knee while in the hold. Doring is trying to pull and scratch his way towards the ropes. Yang releases the hold. Yang pulls Doring back into the center of the ring and reapplies the hold. Tremendous heel heat for that one. Yang releases the hold. Yang grabs the leg and steps on the back of it while driving it down to the canvas.
Yang picks up Doring and hooks him. Yang with a fisherman suplex to Doring. Yang hangs on. Yang with a fisherman suplex to Doring. Yang hangs on. Yang with a fisherman buster to Doring. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Doring is still in this match by a hair. Yang drags Doring to the outside and drapes his bad leg over the ring apron. Yang then reenters the ring. Yang bounces off the ropes and jumps over the top rope hitting a sitdown splash to the knee of Doring while it was draped over of the ring apron. GOOD GOD. Yang is being a bastard to Danny Doring. Yang rolls back into the ring and drags Doring back into the center. Yang with a backflip splash to Doring. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Doring and Yang puts him on the top rope. Yang climbs up with Doring. Yang with a top-rope frankensteiner to Doring. Doring got flipped over and dropped to the canvas. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Yang now hooks Doring. Yang lifts Doring up and holds him up there for ten seconds. Yang hits Doring with a vertical drop brainbuster. Doring was dropped right on his head. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Yang looks pissed. He thought he should have won by now. Yang picks up Doring and Yang with a bodyslam to Doring. Yang now is taking to the the air. Yang flies off and MISSES Yang Time. This is Doring's chance to catch a breath and retain the title if he has anything left. Doring is up. Yang goes for a kick but Doring ducks. Doring with a clothesline to Yang. Doring picks Yang up and Doring with another clothesline to Yang. Doring picks up Yang and hits him with a third clothesline. Doring shoves Yang into the corner and Doring mounts the buckles. Punch from Doring. Punch from Doring. Punch from Doring. Punch from Doring. Yang hits Doring in the knee. Yang hooks Doring and Yang hits the Perfect Driver out of the corner to Doring. Yang looked like he didn't hit it right. Doring's head and shoulders didn't even graze the canvas. The crowd chants "you fucked up". Yang lifts up Doring again. Yang puts Doring in a fisherman suplex position and lifts him up. Yang spikes Doring with the Perfect Driver. He landed on his ass. He hit all of it this time. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Yang is the new NAWA cruiserweight champion.
Jimmy Yang pinned Danny Doring after the Perfect Driver in 0:09:52. Rating: * 1/2 (Jimmy Yang won the NAWA cruiserweight title.)
Yang gets up and he holds up the cruiserweight title belt. Out comes Kaz Hayashi, Yang's partner in the Jung Dragons. Kaz raises his partners hand. Doring is up and Doring is holding his head. Doring offers his hand but Yang blows him off. Kaz now dropkicks Doring in the face. Kaz with a IMPLANT DDT TO DORING. Doring was spiked headfirst onto the canvas.
Backstage:
Steve Corino is standing backstage.
Corino:It is funny. One month ago I made my NAWA debut and ever since I made Jeff Jarrett's life a living hell. Tonight in the I-Quit Match I will end that hell by ending his career. I am willing to taste my own blood to break an arm or a leg. I am willing to suffer a few broken ribs to break Jeff Jarrett's nose. Neither of us will never be the same again. However I will live and fight another day....while Jarrett will be retired forever and a day. I will prove once and for all that he is the Choken One. He CHOKES during the big one.
Corino glares at the camera as we go to the arena.
"Styles Clash" plays and out comes AJ Styles. Styles looks ready for his NAWA PPV debut. He will have to defeat a hungry competitor in Christopher Daniels tonight.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Christopher Daniels. Last month he fought Vampiro second from the top in a Walk Through Hell Match. Earlier this month on an edition of NAWA Glory, he fought Shane Douglas for the NAWA World Title in the main event and tonight he is stuck in the middle of the card. Daniels is one unhappy guy. Daniels enters the ring and the match begins.
AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels They lock up. Styles whips Daniels into the ropes and Styles with a leapfrog. Styles catches Daniels with a dropkick as he rebounds. Styles now picks up Daniels and Styles with a chop. Styles with a chop. Styles with a chop. Styles with a chop. Styles with a chop. Styles knocks Daniels out of the ring. Styles now bounces off the ropes and hits a tope suicida to Daniels. Styles pounds Daniels with punches at ringside. Styles throws Daniels back into the ring. Styles is on the ring apron and he hits a slingshot legdrop. Styles with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Styles forces Daniels back down. Another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Styles forces Daniels back down. One, Two, Kickout. Styles picks up Daniels and whips him into the ropes. Styles with a monkey flip taking Daniels out of the corner. Styles picks up Daniels. Bodyslam by Styles. Styles now hops to the second rope and springboard moonsault. Styles with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Styles picks up Daniels and Styles with an open handed slap to the chest. Styles bounces off the ropes and goes for a Frankensteiner but Daniels catches him. Daniels hits a BRUTAL Liger Bomb to Styles. Daniels with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels picks up Styles and Daniels holds him up. Daniels with a delayed brainbuster to Styles. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels now locks Styles in the Stretch Plum. Daniels is trying to get a submission. Daniels is cranking on the neck trying for a submission. Styles scoots under the bottom rope to break the hold. Daniels hits the Curt Hennig rolling neck snap to Styles. It isn't every day you see that move. Daniels with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels with a headscissors submission to Styles. Daniels is working on the neck of Styles, negating the high flying. Daniels abadons his high flying style in this match for a more mat based style. Styles gets to the ropes. Daniels picks up Styles and a chop to the throat. Daniels with a chop to the throat. Daniels with a chop to the throat. Still working on the neck. Daniels picks up Styles and Daniels with a knee to the midsection. Daniels lifts up Styles and Daniels with a piledriver to Styles. Styles bounces off of the canvas. Daniels with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels pounds the neck. Daniels pounds the neck. Daniels pounds the neck. Daniels picks up Styles and HOLY SHIT. Daniels just spikes Styles with a Kypotonite Krunch. Like some jobber who used to be in the NAWA used to use. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Styles is in the ropes. Daniels is choking Styles. One, Two, Three, Four, Break.
Daniels picks up Styles and puts him in a headlock. Daniels with an elbow to the neck. Daniels with an elbow to the neck. Daniels with an elbow to the neck. Daniels picks up Styles and Daniels hits a Northern Lights Bomb on Styles. Daniels with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Daniels picks up Styles and spikes him with a Michonoku Driver. Instead of covering, Daniels is taking it to the top rope. Daniels is poised and he flies off. A splash off the top meets the knees of AJ Styles. Daniels is clutching his ribs. Styles is up and Daniels is up as well. Daniels goes for a clothesline but Styles ducks. Styles dropkicks Daniels into the buckles. Styles with a german suplex as Daniels rebounds out of the corner. One, Two, Styles can't hold the bridge because of his neck. Styles is up and Daniels kicks him in the midsection. Daniels hops on his shoulders. Going for a Frankensteiner but Styles counters on the way down. STYLES CLASH FROM STYLES TO DANIELS. Both men are down but Styles is unable to cover because of his neck. Styles rolls Daniels over and makes the cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. If Styles wasn't stalled about five or ten seconds because of the injured neck, he could have had it. Styles now climbs to the top rope. Styles is up but Daniels with a running dropkick crotching Styles on the top rope. Daniels climbs up with Styles and goes for a superplex. The move is blocked. Another block. Styles with a gutshot and he lifts up Daniels. STYLES CLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE. Daniels is DEAD. Styles rolls Daniels over. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Daniels had the presence of mind to stick the foot on the bottom rope. Styles picks up Daniels and scoops him up. Styles with a powerslam to Daniels and Styles is taking it to the sky again. ANOTHER High Risk move on your way. Styles flies off and MISSES The Spiral Tap. Talk about wiping out yourself. Daniels makes the cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Its not over yet. Daniels makes his way to the top rope. Styles is up and he leap to the top rope. He hooks Daniels for a superplex attempt but Daniels with a shoulder to the midsection. Daniels has Styles in a standing headscissors and he LEAP over the hip. Daniels with a sunset flip power bomb off the top rope. Styles landed on his HEAD. Daniels calls this move Death from Above and rightfully so. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Three. Daniels is your winner.
Christopher Daniels pinned AJ Styles after Death From Above in 0:08:47. Rating: *** 3/4
Daniels gets his hand raised in a token of victory. He creamed Styles with that final move.
September 1st only on PPV:NAWA Unholy Alliances. 16 men, eight teams drawn at random. The winning team meets at the end of the night for a shot at the NAWA World Title. Call your local cable provider for the details.
"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Francine. Francine cost The FBI the NAWA World Tag Team Titles last month on NAWA Glory and now Tony Mamaluke wants revenge.
The theme from the godfather plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke enters the ring and the bell rings.
Francine vs Tony Mamaluke Mamaluke grabs Francine and gives her the ITALIAN KISS OF DEATH~! Francine respounds by slapping Mamaluke. Mamaluke dropkicks Francine. Mamaluke picks up Francine and whips her into the ropes. Mamaluke with a leapfrog and Mamaluke with a high cross body. Mamaluke now throws Francine to the outside. Mamaluke with a springboard crossbody squashing Francine. Mamaluke now throws Francine back into the ring. Francine begs off. Francine low blows Mamaluke. Francine now clotheslines Mamaluke to the outside. Mamaluke lands on the ring apron and Francine knocks him off. Mamaluke lands on the guardrail throat first. Francine now slides to the outside and rolls Mamaluke back in. Francine reenters the ring. Francine spreads the legs of Mamaluke and Knee Drop to the groin. Mamaluke does a comical oversell. Francine now picks up Mamaluke and Francine with an eye gouge to Mamaluke. Francine with another eye gouge. Francine kicks Mamaluke in the groin and clotheslines him to the outside. Francine now is on the ring apron and waiting for Mamaluke. Francine dives off and hits Mamaluke with a Koochie-Ca-Rana. Mamaluke's head bounced off of the thin padding in another sick bump. Francine picks up Tony Mamaluke and lifts him up. Francine CROTCHES Mamaluke on the guardrail. Francine now pulls Mamaluke off and throws him back into the ring. Francine climbs to the top rope and Francine dives off. She went for, what would be in theory a splash, but her foot hit Mamaluke in the ribs. Mamaluke twitches anyway to sell the move. Francine with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Francine picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the ropes. Francine drop toeholds Mamaluke and Mamaluke VICIOUSLY clotheslines himself on the top rope. Francine rolls on Mamaluke in a sunset flip rollup. One, Two, Kickout. Francine now has Mamaluke and puts him in a standing headscissors. Francine lifts up Mamaluke and power bomb attempt but Mamaluke counters with a frankensteiner. Mamaluke now catches Francine with a superkick as she rises to his feet. Mamaluke slides to the outside and grabs a steel chair. He throws it in the ring. Mamaluke picks up the chair but the referee attempts to take it away. The referee gets bumped of course and Francine kicks Mamaluke between the legs. Francine with a Diamond Cutter on the chair to Tony Mamaluke. Francine slides the chair out of the ring. Francine with a cover and the referee is back up after being taken out for a few seconds. One, Two, Kickout. Francine now picks up Tony Mamaluke and Francine DDTs Mamaluke. Francine goes to the top rope. She attempts a pump splash but Mamaluke gets the knees up. Francine is clutching her ribs. Mamaluke is up and Mamaluke dropkicks Francine. Mamaluke puts Francine in a standing headscissors and lifts her up. Power Bomb from Mamaluke. Mamaluke lifts Francine up again. Mamaluke drops Francine with an Atomic Power Bomb. Thats the Professional Hit. Mamaluke with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Mamaluke lifts up Francine and hits her with a falcon arrow. Mamaluke climbs to the top rope. Mamaluke is up and he goes for the Italian Jam. He flies off and MISSES. Francine moves out of the way. Francine is up and Francine splashes Mamaluke. Francine with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Francine goes to the top rope. Francine is taking her time. Mamaluke kips up however. He was faking. Mamaluke runs up the top rope. Mamaluke knees Francine in the ribs and Mamaluke hooks Francine. TOP-ROPE DDT FROM TONY MAMALUKE TO FRANCINE. Francine got spiked to the canvas. Mamaluke with a cover. One, Two, Three. Tony Mamaluke is your winner.
Tony Mamaluke pinned Francine after a top-rope DDT in 0:06:38. Rating: **
Mamaluke is your winner. Mamaluke has his hand raised. He has finally gained a measure of revenge on Francine. Mamaluke leaves. He has a future in the NAWA. Cruiserweight or television champion at the very least.
We go to the parking lot. A mysterious limo has pulled up. What in the hell. Who is in the limo and will this person make his or her debut tonight.
"Fuck Off" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Hardcore Harry Harris. He has a singapore cane and a strand of barbed wire around his neck like a necklace. Harris is a psychopath and should be locked up but he is in the NAWA.
"Enter The Sandman" by Motorhead plays and the Sandman is standing on the balcony, drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and holding a singapore cane. Harris is telling the Sandman to bring it but the Sandman is taking his time. The Sandman throws down his cigarette and stomps it with his boot. He finishes his beer and begins his ascent down the stairs towards the ring. This match is for the number one contendership to the Xtreme Title. The Sandman hops the guardrail and enters the ring. The bell rings.
Winner gets an Xtreme Title Shot The Sandman vs "Hardcore" Harry Harris
Harris raises his singapore cane and mockingly bows at the Sandman. Harris swings the cane but Sandman ducks. Sandman clotheslines Harris. Sandman legdrops Harris. Sandman picks up Harris and throws him to the outside. Sandman hits a legdrop off of the ring apron. Sandman with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Sandman grabs Harris and throws him into the guardrail. Sandman grabs Harris and throws him back into the ring. Sandman enters the ring but misses a legdrop. Harris pops up and clotheslines Sandman. Harris with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris rakes Sandman in the face. Harris picks up Sandman and Harris with a backdrop suplex NO he just crotches The Sandman on the top rope. The Sandman is straddled and Harris picks up the singapore cane. Harris cracks the singapore cane over the back of Sandman. Harris swings the cane like a baseball bat and a shot to the head. Sandman falls off the ropes and Harris is choking Sandman with the singapore cane. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris now takes the barbed wire from the ring apron. The referee stops him from using it. He allowed him to use the cane but not the barbed wire. This is not Xtreme Rules it is just for a shot at the Xtreme Title. Harris viciously kicks the Sandman in the face. Harris picks up Sandman and vertical suplex pickup. Harris akwardly drops him sideways. Harris picks up Sandman and Harris chokes him on the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris bounces off the ropes and sits down on the back of Sandman. Harris unwraps the tape from his wrist. Harris is choking Sandman out with the tape. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris picks up the Sandman and hangs him in the tree of woe. Harris climbs the buckles and stands on the crotch of the Sandman. The referee is warning Harris and Harris hops off and spits at the referee. Sandman falls out of the corner and Harris headlocks the Sandman. Harris is raking the Sandman in the face while in the headlock. Harris breaks the hold and Harris picks up the Sandman. Harris with a bodyslam. Harris now is rubbing the soles of his boot in the face of the Sandman. Harris is enjoying punishing the Sandman. Sandman is still knocked silly from those singapore cane shots to the head and back.
Harris picks up Sandman and Harris whips him into the ropes. Harris with a sleeperhold to the Sandman. Trying to put him out of commission. Harris switches the hold to a choke. The referee is forcing Harris to break the hold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris flips the referee off. Harris picks up the Sandman and Harris with a bodyslam. Harris spreads the Sandman's legs and stomps his crotch. The referee is warning Harris of a potential DQ but Harris just brushes it off. Harris now picks up The Sandman and Harris with a backbreaker. Harris hops to the second rope and dives off with an elbow to the sternum of the Sandman. Harris rolls The Sandman over and Harris locks on a camel clutch. Harris once again wearing the Sandman down. Harris now grabs the wrist tape and is choking Sandman while in the camel clutch. The referee is counting again. One, Two, Three, Four. Not one attempt of a pinfall has been made in this match. Harris picks up Sandman and drops to his knees. Harris with a ballshot. Harris climbs to the top rope. Harris is taking is time and The Sandman pops up. The Sandman throws him off the top rope ala Ric Flair. Sandman now falls to the canvas. Too much has been taken out of him. A ring attendent comes over with a can of beer. He opens the beer and pours it down the throat of the Sandman. The Sandman has been revived. Sandman with a running clothesline as Harris rises to his feet. Harris falls to the outside. Sandman gives chase and Sandman picks up Harris and bounces his head off of the guardrail. Sandman rolls Harris back into the ring and Sandman reenters the ring. Sandman clotheslines Harris. Sandman picks up Harris and whips him into the ropes. Sandman clotheslines Harris. Sandman with a running start and leapfrog no Harris side steps and Sandman crotches himself. Harris pulls Sandman off of the buckles and Harris with a bodyslam. Harris climbs to the top rope. Harris is walking the top rope. Harris dives off with an elbow. Harris with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Harris rolls to the outside and goes underneath the ring. Harris has pulled a table out from underneath the ring. Harris will surely get disqualified if he uses a table. Harris slides the table in the ring and sits it in the corner. Harris kicks Sandman in the face and Harris grabs Sandman.
Harris goes to whip Sandman into the corner but Sandman reverses. HARRIS COLLIDES HEAD ON WITH THE TABLE. The Table bends but doesn't break. Sandman catches Harris with a dropkick. I am surprised he got his beer gut up that high. Sandman now drags Harris to the outside and Sandman with a legdrop as Harris was on the ring apron. Sandman grabs a camera cable on the outside and chokes Harris with it. Sandman could get counted out or disqualfied if he isn't careful. Sandman rolls back into the ring and Sandman with a kick to the midsection. Sandman lifts Harris up and Sandman piledrives Harris. Sandman with a cover. One, Two, Harris is in the ropes. Sandman picks up Harris and Sandman with a backdrop suplex. Sandman with a slap to Harris. Sandman punches Harris. Sandman punches Harris. Sandman punches Harris. Sandman goes for the barbed wire but the referee pulls it away. Sandman with a clothesline. Sandman now picks up Harris and puts him in the tree of woe. Sandman chokes Harris in the corner and the referee tries to pull off Sandman but gets bumped. Sandman is attempting to help the referee up and Harris gets out of the corner. Harris has the barbed wire. Harris goes after the Sandman but the Sandman catches him. Sandman kicks Harris in the midsection causing him to drop the barbed wire. Sandman DDTs Harris on the barbed wire. No referee so Sandman goes to the outside to get his singapore cane. Sandman has the cane and Sandman swings. Sandman cracks Harris between the eyes with the cane. Harris is busted open and Sandman attempts the White Russian Legsweep but Harris with a backward kick to the groin. Harris picks up Sandman and crotches him on the barbed wire laying in the ring. The referee is back up and warning Harris. Sandman is down and Harris is climbing up. Harris splashes Sandman off the top rope. Harris hooks the leg. One, Two, Three. Harris is your winner and number one contender to the Xtreme Title.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Harry Harris pinned The Sandman after a splash from the top rope in 0:12:56. Rating: -3/4*
Harris picks up Sandman and is binding his hands behind his back with the barbed wire. HARRIS WITH A SICK UNPROTECTED CANE SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE SANDMAN. Sandman is busted open. Harris with another SICK cane shot. Harris breaks the cane it two but he uses half of the cane to stab at the wound of the Sandman. Sandman is bleeding all over the place. Harris is pulled off by sercurity.
We fade to a ghetto neighborhood. New Jack is standing there.
New Jack:Well foo' we are coming up on it. NAWA Wrestleclash. The night where I get my Xtreme Title back. I have held it twice and tonight it will be number three. I am a cult hero in this neighborhood and all the people in da ghetto will be crowding around a television to see there hero get back what is his. Sabu, you are going to be beaten and battered. I will three-peat my Xtreme Title sucess.
New Jack leans on the wall as we fade to the arena.
"Ready or Not" by The Fungees plays and out comes NAWA Television Champion Scott Hall and Sid Vicious. Hall has his TV Title Belt around his waist. Sid looks simply meancing tonight.
The Ultimate Warrior theme plays and out comes the NAWA Tag Team Champions Van Hammer and The Ultimate Warrior. Hammer has his face painted ala Warrior. Hammer shakes the ropes while Hall and Sid just roll their eyes. The bell rings and the match starts.
NAWA Tag Team Titles and Hall's Television Title is also on the line. If he gets pinned, he loses the belt: Sid Vicious and Scott Hall vs Van Hammer and The Ultimate Warrior(c)
Warrior starts out with Hall. Hall flicks the toothpick and WARRIOR SMACKS HALL. Warrior picks up Hall and Warrior backdrops Hall. Warrior with a clothesline. Warrior hits a shoulderblock. Warrior picks up Hall and thorw shim into the ropes. Warrior sends Hall into the air with a backdrop. Warrior picks up Hall and throws him into the ropes. Powerslam to Hall. Warrior tags Hammer into the match. Warrior holds Hall while Hammer punches him. Hammer with a punch. Hammer with a punch. Hammer with a roundhouse right. Hammer picks up Hall and slams him to the canvas. Hammer yells "Its Hammertime". Hammer bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow onto Hall. Hammer with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Hammer picks up Hall and Hammer with a punch. Hammer with a punch. Hammer with a punch. Hammer with a punch. Hammer bounces off the ropes but Sid clubs him from behind. Hall catches him with a clothesline as Hammer rebounds off the ropes. Hall picks up Hammer and puts him in an abdominal stretch. The referee checks Hammer and Sid gives Hall some leverage. Will Hammer tap out to the abdominal stretch. Sid releases when the referee looks up. The referee goes back to Hammer and Sid once again gives Hall some leverage. The referee turns around and Sid breaks the leverage. Hall releases the hold and whips Hammer into the ropes. Hall catches Hammer with a fallaway slam as he rebounds off of the ropes. Hall picks up Hammer and slams him into the boot of Sid. Tag to the Psycho One. Sid picks up Hammer and whips him into the rope. Sid with a vicious(pardon the pun) clothesline to Hammer. Sid now with a nerve pinch to Hammer. Trying to wear him down. Sid is yelling at the crowd saying that Hammer is done. The referee is checking the arm. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee is checking the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee is checking the arm again. If it drops a third time, it is over. The arm lifts and THE ARM STAYS UP. Hammer fights his way up but Sid pulls him by the hair back to the canvas.
Sid picks up Hammer and powerslams him to the canvas. Sid says he is the master and the ruler of the World. Sid with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sid with a chinlock to Hammer. Sid is once again wearing Hammer with wear-down(rest) holds. Sid is leaning in on the hold while talking trash in Hammer's ear. The referee checks Hammer's arm. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and THE ARM STAYS UP. Hammer fights his way up but Sid clubs him on the chest with a forearm. Sid now with a big boot to the face of Hammer. Sid tags Hall back into this match. Hall picks up Hammer and Hall whips him into the ropes. Hall with a clothesline but Hammer ducks it. Hall with a second clothesline but Hammer ducks it. Hall with the sleeperhold on Hammer. Hall could get the win with this one. Hall has Hammer mounted on the back. The referee is checking the arm. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm a third time. The arm lifts and STAYS UP. Hammer is fighting to his feet. Hammer has Hall on his back, piggy-back style. Hammer falls backwards squashing Hall, Hammer needs to make the tag to the Warrior. Hammer is crawling over but HAll is closer. Hall reaches over and makes the tag. Hammer makes the tag as well but the referee's head was turned away for the second the tag was made. Warrior breezes into the ring and attacks Sid. Warrior hammers Sid and throws him into the ropes. Warrior with a jumping shoulderblock to Sid. Hall enters the ring and the Warrior attacks him. The referee is trying to tell the Warrior that he didn't see a tag but the Warrior is beating on Hall. Sid attacks Hammer and dumps him out of the ring. Warrior hits the Gorilla Press on Hall. Warrior splashes Hall and Sid drags Hammer up the ramp to the wooden stage area. Sid grabs Hammer by the throat and CHOKE SLAM ON THE STAGe. The Stage doesn't break and Sid picks up Hammer again. Sid puts Hammer in a standing headscissors and POWER BOMB THIS TIME THROUGH THE STAGE. Hammer is laying in a 6 foot deep hole. Warrior attacks Sid and throws him back into the ring. Warrior clotheslines Sid and is choking him. The referee ends a count that he has been doing and calls for the bell. What the hell. Warrior looks at the referee. Sid and Hall have won by countout. Warrior and Hammer never made a legal tag as far as the referee is concerned.
Sid Vicious and Scott Hall defeated The Ultimate Warrior and Van Hammer when Vicious defeated Van Hammer by countout in 0:08:37. Rating: -*** 3/4 (The Ultimate Warrior and Van Hammer retained the NAWA Tag Team Titles.)
Hammer is in a bad way. Warrior has hammered Sid a bit. The medics are out with a gourny. Hammer may have a broken back from being power bombed through the stage. Warrior goes to check on his partner. The medics are working deligently with Hammer. He may be seriously injured or nearly crippled. Meanwhile Sid is up the ramp. Sid has a chair and HE HITS WARRIOR FROM BEHIND. Sid grabs Warrior and Choke Slam on the steel ramp. Warrior is splattered on the ramp by Sid. Sid looks down at Hammer but Hall calls him off. Sid is a psychopath and if Hall wasn't around to control him, who knows what might happen. Hall must be paying Sid well, because Hall tells Sid what he can do and what he can't do. The medics are putting a neckbrace on Hammer and putting him on a backboard. Then slowly lift him out of the rubble that was once a wooden platform of the stage. Hammer is strapped to the gourny and wheeled out of arena. We might not see Van Hammer for a while. Sid really drilled him with that choke slam and power bomb on the stage.
"Hulka Blues" by Harry Slash and The Slashtones plays and out comes Sabu with Bill Alfonso. Fonzie is blowing the whistle. Sabu has the Xtreme Title Belt wrapped around his waist with a piece of tape with his named written on it attached to it. Sabu has to fight the greatest Xtreme Champion in any fed, New Jack tonight.
"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack with a whole DUMPSTER full of pludah. New Jack is wheeling it down to the ring on a forklift. The crowd is divided between both men. New Jack opens the dumpsters to reveal four trash cans full of various goodies. New Jack takes one of the trash cans and throws it into the ring. Sabu dives onto New Jack with a tope. The Xtreme Title defense begins.
NAWA Xtreme Title: Sabu(c)vs New Jack
Fonzie is setting up tables at ringside and has pulled out a 20 ft ladder from underneath the ring. Sabu throws New Jack into the guardrail. Sabu then leaps onto the stairs and jumps off with Air Sabu. Sabu now is detaching a section of the guardrail. He rolls New Jack back into the ring and Sabu throws the guardrail section into the ring. Fonzie throws Sabu a chair and Sabu puts the chair on the face of New Jack. Sabu legdrops New Jack. Sabu picks up New Jack and throws him into the section of guardrail. Sabu now has New Jack's can of plundah. Sabu changes his mind and rushes at New Jack. Sabu goes for a dropkick but is caught. New Jack turns it around and catapaults Sabu into the trash can. New Jack pulls something out and smacks Sabu right across the head with a slippery when wet sign. New Jack smacks Sabu again with the sign. New Jack now has a handicapped parking sign. New Jack smacks Sabu with that. New Jack has a hubcap. New Jack whacks Sabu over the crotch with it. New Jack now has a VCR. New Jack hits Sabu right in the face with the VCR. The VCR shatters into millions of pieces. New Jack now has a shovel. New Jack rises the shovel and jabs the handle into the midsection of Sabu. New Jack might just take Sabu's head off with that shovel. New Jack has a walkman. New Jack pulls out a CD and smacks Sabu with it. New Jack then shatters the walkman over the head of Sabu. New Jack now has a bullwhip. New Jack whips Sabu over the back with it. New Jack whips Sabu over the stomach with it. That bullwhip is made of leather. New Jack now has the trash can and he reaches into it. He pulls out his cellphone. The cellphone rings.
New Jack:No, I do not have Prince Albert in a can.
New Jack breaks the cell phone over the head of Sabu. New Jack now goes into the trash can. New Jack has a fire extiguisher. New Jack blasts Sabu in the face with the fire extiguisher. Fonzie attempts to run in but he gets blasted with the fire extiguisher as well. Sabu meanwhile has pulled a spike out of his boot. Sabu rushes at New Jack and drives the spike into his forehead drawing blood. Sabu is grinding the spike into the forehead of New Jack. Fonzie is bridging the guardrail and the ring with a table. Sabu now sets up New Jack on the table. Sabu goes back into the ring. Sabu runs across the ropes and a running somesault splash to New Jack splitting the table in two. Both men are down and the referee might have to call this thing despite it being an Xtreme Rules match. Fonzie grabs a pitcher of ice water from a ringside table and dumps the ice water over Sabu reviving him. Sabu rolls New Jack back into the ring and Sabu sides on top for the cover. First pin attempt in this match. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Sabu picks up New Jack and slams him. Fonzie throws the chair into the ring. Sabu takes the chair and springs off the ropes. He leaps the second rope and hits the Arabian Facebuster to New Jack. Sabu didn't get all of that(aka he blew the spot). Sabu with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Sabu picks up the chair and sits New Jack up. Sabu puts the chair up by New Jack's face. Sabu bounces off the ropes and baseball slides the chair into the face of New Jack. Sabu now sets up New Jack. Sabu slams New Jack. Sabu goes to the outside and pulls a table near on of the buckles. New Jack is set up on the buckles facing the crowd. Sabu exits the ring and climbs up the other side with him. Sabu attempts a superplex to the outside and through the table but New Jack blocks it. New Jack with a shot to the midsection. New Jack with a shot to the midsection. New Jack shoves Sabu off and Sabu lands on the table. Sabu only bent the table slightly. New Jack dives off the top rope splashing Sabu through the table. This time the table shatters. New Jack sits Sabu up and cracks him over the head with a broken table piece. Sabu is rolled back into the ring. New Jack has another trash can of goodies from his dumpster that he throws into the ring. The blood is pouring down the face of New Jack from the arabian spike. New Jack picks up a trash can lid and bonks Sabu with it.
New Jack picks up the arabian spike and sick grin spreads to his face. New Jack is now carving up Sabu with his own spike. New Jack now has a sickle with a rusty chain on the end. New Jack is wrapping the chain around the throat of Sabu choking him. New Jack is now RAKING the sickle into the face of Sabu. The sickle is rusty as well. New Jack now has a cookie sheet and he smacks Sabu with it. Sabu is getting beat down to a bloody pulp. New Jack picks up Sabu and drops him facefirst onto the trash can. Sabu is bleeding all over the place about a 0.5 Muta so far. New Jack now pulls out a bag of something. New Jack hits Sabu over the head with the bag and dumps it out. New Jack dumps out thousands of little pieces of glass. Oh great this is going to be fun. New Jack grabs Sabu by the hair and rubs his face into the glass drawing more blood. New Jack goes to the outside and throws that 20 foot ladder into the ring that Fonzie pulled out earlier. New Jack now reaches into his trash can and pulls out a roll of tape. New Jack is taping his fist up. New Jack now has a bottle of quick drying glue. He smears his fist with glue and STICKS IT INTO THE PIECES OF GLASS. New Jack has a glass hand now. New Jack now punches Sabu and is griding his fist into the wound of Sabu. New Jack now throws Sabu facefirst into the ladder. New Jack rakes Sabu across the back with the glass. GOOD LORD. Sabu's back is now cut up. New Jack picks up the ladder and throws it at Sabu. New Jack now removes his glass hand. New Jack picks up Sabu and slams him onto the glass. Glass is sticking in the back of Sabu. New Jack now encases Sabu into a trash can. New Jack sets up the tall ladder and climbs up it with a chair. NEW JACK DIVES OFF WITH THE 187 ONTO SABU. Sabu is crushed in that trash can. Fonzie attempts to throw in the towel but New Jack catches it and throws it back. Sabu has removed the trash can but can barley stand. This is madness. New Jack now has a keyboard and he SHATTERS it over the head of Sabu. Sabu is done and finished. Fonzie attempts to run in but New Jack throws glass in the face of Alfonso. Bill Alfonso is busted open now as well. New Jack grabs his guitar and plays a tune. New Jack now shatters it over the head of Sabu. New Jack really should be going for the pin right now. New Jack lifts up Sabu and flapjacks him on the glass. Enough is Enough. New Jack is trying to end the career of Sabu. New Jack reaches in his trash can and pulls out something in a cardboard box. New Jack opens the box and reveals a plate of glass. New Jack raises the plate of glass and BREAKS it over the head of Sabu. Sabu's face and chest is covered in glass. Sabu is bleeding like a stuck pig. New Jack with a cover. One, Two, Three. We have a new Xtreme Champion.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match New Jack pinned Sabu after hitting him with a plate of glass in 0:13:42. Rating: * 3/4 (New Jack won the NAWA Xtreme Title.)
New Jack accepts the Xtreme Title belt. We see Hardcore Harry Harris standing in the ramp and giving New Jack a mocking standing ovation. These two will meet for the Xtreme Title in the near future. This should be...
Static footage. What the fuck is this. We here a voiceover with the words appearing on a red screen.
Voiceover:Coming soon. An Above Average debut to the NAWA.
Well what the hell was that. That was interesting. Anyway lets take a look at some of the events leading up to Chris Candido vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. The first of our four main events.
NAWA Glory 6-27-02
Candido:Let me handle this.
Candido rears back and CANDIDO SLAPS STEAMBOAT ACROSS THE FACE. Steamboat holds his jaw for a minute. STEAMBOAT DECKS CANDIDO. Steamboat isn't going to take be slapped in the face lying down. Corino goes to swing at the Commisioner but Steamboat knocks him down. SHANE DOUGLAS COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS STEAMBOAT IN THE FACE WITH THE NAWA WORLD TITLE BELT. Douglas came from nowhere. An unprovoked attack on the NAWA commisioner. Shane Douglas now pounds Steamboat in the face with fists as he has been busted up by the belt. Steamboat is wearing the crimson mask.
Shane Douglas:Look at the Commisioner now. The Triple Threat is taking over and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it. Now kindly escort him out Mr. Candido.
Candido grabs Steamboat and litterally throws him out of the Triple Threat lockeroom. Steamboat struggles back to his feet and turns his bloody face towards the camera in a look of unmistakable rage.
[fast foward]
Steamboat:I have an announcement to make. I am resigning as the commisioner of the NAWA.
WHAT. What in the hell.
Steamboat:Because I can't do something I must do if I am the Commissioner. I have made one more final act as Commisioner. Tonight the Triple Threat may have beaten up Commisioner Steamboat but they have awakened Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.
Does this mean what I think it means.
Steamboat:Seeing that Chris Candido felt like slapping me right across the face lets see how he does in a sanctioned match. I am getting back into the ring one night only at WrestleClash. In my final act of Commisioner it will be myself vs CHRIS CANDIDO.
NAWA Glory 7-4-02:
Candido tries to get back into the ring but a sercurity guard is preventing him from reentering the ring. THAT IS NO SERCURITY GUARD. That is Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. Steamboat backs up Candido
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Candido goes to slap Steamboat but Steamboat blocks the head. Steamboat chops Candido and Candido sells the chop like he got shot in the chest.
NAWA Glory 7-11-02:
Daniels is argueing with the referee while Candido stops short. He sees something he don't like. Its RICKY "The DRAGON" STEAMBOAT. Steamboat is blocking the path. Candido tells him to move and Steamboat slugs Candido. Steamboat grabs Candido by the hair and runs him up the ramp. Steamboat rolls Candido back into the ring. The referee sees none of this of course. Candido is argueing with Steamboat and Daniels with a dropkick to the back. Daniels catches Candido in a inverted facelock on the way down. Spun into the Last Rites. Candido is dragged into the center of the ring and rolled over. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Three. Christopher Daniels wins with a little help from Ricky Steamboat.
Christopher Daniels pinned Chris Candido with the Last Rites in 0:08:35. Rating: **
NAWA Glory 7-18-02
Steamboat:Candido. You have woken the Dragon. You have pushed it way too far. At WrestleClash the Dragon will scorch the flesh off your back. One time only Candido, then I am retired again.
"In the Dragons's Lair" plays and out comes Ricky Steamboat. The Dragon looks ready. He has an NAWA t-shirt and black wrestling tights with a dragon on the back. Steamboat enters the ring and crowd cheers.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple. Out comes Chris Candido. He got himself into this match by smarting off to the Dragon and slapping him. Candido enters the ring and the match begins.
Chris Candido vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Candido mocks Steamboat's karate stance to start off. Candido runs into an armdrag. Candido runs into another armdrag. Candido goes to the outside to regroup. Candido rolls back in and Steamboat charges him. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat throws Candido into the ropes and high back body drop. Steamboat with a clothesline to Candido. Steamboat with a clothesline to Candido. Steamboat picks up Candido and slams him. Steamboat climbs to the top rope and dives off. Steamboat hits a flying karate chop. Steamboat with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Steamboat whips Candido into the ropes and Steamboat with a dropkick. Steamboat picks up Candido and Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat chops Candido. Steamboat with a big chop knocking Candido out of the ring. Steamboat goes after Candido and Candido reenters the ring. Steamboat follows and Candido begs off. Candido low blows Steamboat. Candido now pick up Steamboat and bodyslams him. Candido now climbs to the second rope and dives off with an elbowdrop. Candido picks up Steamboat and drops him across the knee with a backbreaker. The crowd cringes because Steamboat had to retire because of a bad back. Candido picks Steamboat up again and drops him YET again over the knee. Candido lifts him up a third time and another backbreaker. Candido with three backbreakers and he goes for a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now locks Steamboat in a Stretch Plum. Candido is working over the back and the neck of Steamboat by the looks of it. Steamboat makes it to the ropes and Candido picks up Steamboat. Candido with a gutwrench suplex. Candido floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido picks up Steamboat and Candido with the Canadian Backabreaker. Candido kicks it old school. Candido then drops Steamboat in a backbreaker. Candido with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido is argueing about a slow count. Candido picks up Steamboat and Candido powerslams The Dragon. Candido climbs to the top rope and flies off. Candido misses a diving headbutt.
Steamboat is up and Steamboat hits an armdrag as Candido rises to his feet. Steamboat with another armdrag and Steamboat with a third armdrag. Steamboat picks up Candido and slams him. Steamboat now is going to the top rope. Steamboat is perched and waiting on Candido. Steamboat flies off with a flying cross body press but Candido rolls through the move. Candido with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, The referee sees the feet. Canddio clotheslines Steamboat down and climbs to the top rope. Candido is poised but Steamboat kips up and runs up the top rope. Steamboat grabs Candido but Candido blocks. Candido puts Steamboat in a standing headscissors and CANDIDO POWER BOMBS STEAMBOAT OFF OF THE TOP ROPE. Steamboat's back may be shot after that move. Candido parades around instead of going for the cover wasteing time. Candido picks up Steamboat and Steamboat surprises Candido with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Candido catches Steamboat with a clothesline as he rises. Candido picks up Steamboat and holds him up. Delayed vertical suplex dropping Steamboat like a bad habit to the canvas. Candido with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Candido picks up Steamboat and hotshot on the ropes. Candido climbs to the top rope and hits the diving headbutt. Candido with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Candido is argueing with the referee. Candido picks up Steamboat and whips him into the ropes. Candido goes for a clothesline but Steamboat ducks. Steamboat with a high cross body. One, Two, Kickout. Steamboat is up and Steamboat with a savate kick knocking Candido for a loop. Steamboat with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Steamboat climbs to the top rope. He is waiting on Candido. Steamboat dives off with a flying cross body press. Steamboat with a cover. One, Two, Thr...in the ropes. Steamboat whips Candido into the ropes and grabs both of his arms. Steamboat delivers a double chickenwing pin on Candido. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. One, Steamboat raises a sboulder, two, kickout. Steamboat with a kick to the midsection and Steamboat with a small package. One, Two, Candido reverses. One, Two, Kickout. Candido grabs Steamboat and whips him into the corner. Candido charges in but Steamboat moves. Candido hit the corner. Steamboat with a double arm hook and tiger suplex release. Steamboat covers Candido hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The Dragon wins.
Rick Steamboat pinned Chris Candido after a tiger suplex in 0:09:54. Rating: ** 1/2
Steamboat collapses after the match and holds his back. He may be hurt. Steamboat pulls himself up. He can barley stand. He is helped to the back by sercurity. Well the good thing is Steamboat will never have to wrestle again.
We fade to the parking lot. There is still a limo in it. Who the hell is in it. Will we find out tonight.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Steve Corino. It is time for the I-Quit Match. Corino makes his way out.
"So Why Don't You Choke on That, Slapnuts"
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett looks ready. Jarrett enters the ring and Corino takes him down.
I-Quit Match Steve Corino vs Jeff Jarrett
Corino with a punch to Jarrett. Corino with a punch to Jarrett. Corino with a neck lock hold. Corino is cranking on the hold. Jarrett fights out and clotheslines Corino to the mat. Jarrett picks up Corino and whips him into the ropes. Jarrett with a powerslam taking Corino down. Jarrett cranks on the armbar. Corino bridges up and legsweeps Jarrett to the canvas. Corino now grabs Jarrett and spinning toehold no Jarrett kicks Corino into the buckles. Jarrett with a punch to the midsection. Jarrett with a punch to the midsection. Jarrett clotheslines Corino over the buckle and to the outside. Corino trips Jarrett and bangs his knee off of the ring apron. Jarrett has a kneebrace on his left knee from an injury he suffered Friday night at an NAWA house show. Corino drags Jarrett to the outside and Corino throws him over the guardrail. Corino hops off of the guardrail and clotheslnes Jarrett. The referee follows suit and Corino is taking Jarrett up the stairs. Corino sloshes a drink in the face of Jarrett and Corino charges at Jarrett but gets backdropped on the stairs leading up to the balcony. Jarrett grabs Corino by the hair and takes him back down the steps. Jarrett throws Corino into the arena. Jarrett now grabs Corino and slams him facefirst into the ring apron. Jarrett grabs a camera cable and wraps it around the throat of Corino.
Jarrett:Give up slapnuts.
Corino:NO!!!
Corino is attempting to elbow out and he does stunning Jarrett for about a second. Corino is thrown back into the ring by Jarrett. Jarrett climbs to the top rope and flies off. Flying cross body block by Jarrett. Jarrett now is choking Corino. Trying to get a submission out of Corino. The submission doesn't really need to happen via a submission hold. Jarrett picks up Corino and rushes at Corino. Corino however side steps and Jarrett gets caught in a hangman in the ropes. That is the same move that lost Mick Foley an ear. Corino pounds Jarrett with a punch. Corino hits Jarrett again.
Corino:What do say Jarrett?
Jarrett:Screw you Corino.
Corino pounds Jarrett viciously with some more punches. Jarrett falls to the arena floor. Corino goes to the outside and pulls back the protective padding exposing the concrete floor. Corino grabs Jarrett and suplex on the floor. Jarrett's back hit the concrete hard. Corino throws Jarrett back into the ring. Corino throws a pair of chairs into the ring. Corino sets up a chair between the second and third buckles. Corino picks up Jarrett and goes to whip him into the chair but Jarrett reverses. Corino collides backfirst into the chair and Jarrett picks up a chair. Jarrett NEARLY TAKES CORINO'S HEAD OFF WITH THE CHAIR. Jarrett has the microphone and shoves it in Corino's face.
Jarrett:Do you give.
Corino:(spits at Jarrett)
Jarrett picks up Corino and ddts him on the chair. Jarrett now grabs him and Jarrett puts the leg on the bottom rope. Jarrett sits down on the leg. Jarrett sits down on the leg again. Jarrett now grabs the chair and smashes it over the leg of Corino while it was draped over the bottom rope. Jarrett now picks up Corino and drops him on the knee with a kneebreaker. Jarrett now with a spinning toehold. Jarrett goes for the figure-four leglock but Corino rakes the eyes of Jarrett. Corino is up and he clips Jarrett in his injured knee. Corino now grabs the chair and jabs it into the knee of Jarrett. Corino does it again. Corino does it a third time. Corino now grabs the kneebrace and removes it. Corino is totally exposing that injured knee of Jarrett's. Corino picks up the chair and SMASHES IT OVER THE INJURED LEFT KNEE OF JARRETT. Corino now folds the chair over the knee of Jarrett. Corino goes up top. He is going to Pillmanize the injured knee. Corino dives off with a flying kneedrop to the chair nearly crusing Jarrett's knee.
Corino:Give up or I will break your fucking leg.
Jarrett:Kiss my ass Corino.
Corino grabs Jarrett and spinning toehold. Right into the figure-four leglock. Jarrett's own pet hold. Would it be an embarassment for Corino to get a submission out of this. Corino is using the ropes for leverage behind the referee's back. Jarrett's shoulders are down but no pinfalls in this match. Jarrett has to utter those two magic words:I Quit. Jarrett meanwhile sits up and is choking Corino. Jarrett is punching away at Corino to break the hold. Francine makes her way out to the ring and Corino is up. Jarrett rushes at Corino but Corino backdrops him to the outside. Francine has a pipe and Francine whacks Jarrett on the back of the leg with the pipe. Jarrett's leg may be broken after that shot. Corino picks up Jarrett and throws him back into the ring. Corino with a half boston. The referee is asking Jarrett but Jarrett is shaking his head. He is keeping his mouth shut as well. How he isn't screaming out in pain is unknown. Jarrett makes it to the ropes and the referee forces Corino to break the hold. Corino is handed a pair of handcuffs by Francine. Corino is going to handcuff Jarrett. Corino grabs Jarrett but Jarrett surprises him with a low blow. Jarrett now gains control of the handcuffs and Jarrett handcuffs Corino's hands behind his back. Jarrett picks up a chair. Jarrett rises the chair and SMASHES IT OVER THE HEAD OF CORINO. Jarrett rises the chair and hits Corino again. Jarrett does it a third time. Francine is running interference now and Francine gets pasted with the chair. Francine however dropped the handcuff key and Corino un-cuffs himself. Corino is busted wide open(naturally) and Jarrett catches Corino with a dropkick as he rises to his feet. Jarrett however is holding his knee because it is injured. Corino is up and Corino drags Jarrett to the outside. Corino wraps the knee of Jarrett around the ringpost. Corino does it again. Corino does it a third time. Corino now grabs Jarrett and figure-four leglock around the ringpost. Corino may get a submission out of this. This is a deadly move and could tear up the knees. Jarrett bites Corino on the ankle to break the hold. Corino slides to the outside and grabs the ring bell. Corino slides it into the ring. Corino reenters the ring and grabs Jarrett. Corino puts Jarrett on the top rope. Corino climbs up. Corino with a superplex to Jarrett onto a chair that was laying in the ring. Corino grabs the microphone and sticks it in Jarrett's face.
Corino:Do you surrender.
Jarrett flips Corino off. Corino smacks Jarrett with the microphone. A thump is heard on the PA system. Corino now now rolls Jarrett over and locks him in the STF. Corino going for the submission victory with a submission hold this time. Jarrett is trying to fight out and Jarrett somehow makes it to the corners. Corino picks up Jarrett and whips him into the ropes. Corino goes for a superkick but Jarrett ducks it. Jarrett takes Corino down with a neckbreaker. Both men are down and the referee is waiting for both men to get out. This match can only end when one man says I-Quit. Jarrett limps up and Jarrett grabs Corino. Jarrett throws Corino into the ropes and Jarrett clotheslines him to the canvas. Jarrett grabs the chair and goes after Corino with it. Corino ducks the shot and SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR IN THE FACE OF JARRETT. Jarrett is now cut open by Corino. Jarrett is picked up and put in the tree of woe. Corino puts the chair in front of the face of Jarrett and bounces off the ropes. Corino baseball slides the chair into the face of Jarrett. Corino backs off and does it again. Jarrett falls out of the corner twitching. Corino now is climbing to the top rope. Corino flies off with an elbowdrop to the Chosen One. Corino now hooks Jarrett's legs and turns him over in a Texas Cloverleaf. Another submission attempt by Corino. Jarrett is gritting his teeth and trying to drag himself to the ropes. Jarrett finally gets there and collapses on the bottom rope. Corino puts the ring bell on the apron and grabs a camera cable. Corino is going to choke out Jarrett for the submission. Jarrett is wrapping it around the throat of Jarrett. Jarrett is struggling to get away and Jarrett somehow gets his hands on the ring bell. DING. Jarrett cracks the bell upwards into the head of Steve Corino. Jarrett falls to ringside while Corino falls into the ring with blood pouring down his face and chest like a faucet. Jarrett goes underneath the ring and slides in a guitar case. There is most likely a guitar inside. Corino meanwhile has been handed a pair of brass knuckles by Francine(who is back up after the chairshot). Corino hits Jarrett with the brass knuckles as Jarrett picks him up. Jarrett may be out cold and this defeats the purpose. Corino can't win the match unless Jarrett says I Quit. Jarrett pulls himself up and Corino goes to hit him with the brass knuckles again but Jarrett blocks it and takes them away. Jarrett smacks Corino with the knuckles and Francine climbs to the top rope. Jarrett slams her off of the top rope. Corino low blows Jarrett however and Old School Explusion attempt no Jarrett twists out and STROKE ON THE STEEL CHAIR. Jarrett now slides over and opens up the guitar case. Jarrett has the acostic equalizer. He waits on Corino. Corino staggers up and JARRETT BLASTS CORINO WITH THE GUITAR. Splittered wood shatters all over the ring. Jarrett grabs the microphone.
Jarrett:Do you give up Corino
Corino:Fuck you, Jarrett. I will never give up.
Jarrett picks up a long splittered guitar piece and STABS CORINO IN THE EYE WITH IT. Corino is holding his eye and Jarrett stabs the splittered guitar piece in the wound of Corino. Jarrett stabs it into the wound of Corino again. Corino clutches his eye and reaches over and grabs the microphone.
Corino:I QUIT. I GIVE UP.
The bell rings. Jarrett is oyur winner.
Jeff Jarrett made Steve Corino submit in 0:20:16. Rating: *** 1/2
Jarrett gets his hand raised in a token of victory. Corinos is bleeding all over the place. This was a brutal match. Jarrett walks out of the ring. And...
Static and then it turns to snow. When it comes it the blue screen comes up again.
Voiceover:The debut will be Above Average. He is coming. You cannot stop it.
Another mysterious promo happens. Who is running these and how are they getting on the air.
"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman Smiley is the only wrestling in the NAWA to hold a pinfall victory over Jerry Lynn. Norman enters the ring and looks ready to rumble.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the NAWA International Champion Jerry Lynn. Lynn is one of the most malicious wrestlers in the NAWA. He has promised to end the career of Norman Smiley tonight. Lynn enters the ring and the bell rings.
NAWA International Title Jerry Lynn(c) vs Norman Smiley
They lock up. Lynn with a side headlock at the bell. Norman tries to throw Lynn off but Lynn hangs on. Norman elbows out and Norman with a back elbow to Lynn. Norman shoves Lynn into the corner and Norman chops Lynn. Norman rears back and another chop to Lynn. Norman rears back again and another chop to Lynn. Norman whips Lynn into the ropes and Norman with a dropkick taking Lynn down. Lynn scampers to the outside to recollect his thoughts. Norman slides out after him and whales on Lynn with a chop. Norman with another chop. Norman hits Lynn with a third chop and slides him back into the ring. Norman grabs Lynn by the arm and Norman with an armbar takedown. Going for the fujiwara armbar but Lynn rolls out. Norman with an arm wringer taking Lynn down. Norman with another attempt at the fujiwara armbar but Lynn is dragging himself with all of his might to the ropes. Norman picks up Lynn and Norman whips him into the ropes. Norman clotheslines Lynn to the mat. Lynn hits the canvas with a vicious thud. Norman with a cover hooking the leg. The referee counts:One, Two, Kickout. Norman picks up Lynn and wrings the arm. Norman chops the arm of Lynn. Norman chops the arm of Lynn. Norman chops the arm of Lynn. Norman picks up Lynn and Norman bodyslams Lynn. Norman chops to the second rope and dives off with an elbowdrop but he misses. Norman crashes on the canvas. Lynn pops up and hits Norman with a lariat. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Norman and puts him in a gutwrench. Lynn now drops him with a gutbuster. Lynn with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn stomps Norman and picks him up. Lynn with a chop to Norman. That echoed throughout the arena. Lynn grabs Norman and whips him sternum first into the opposite corner. Lynn grabs Norman and hits him with a spinning back suplex. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn with an European Uppercut. Lynn with another European uppercut. Lynn with a third European Uppercut. Lynn now snap mares Norman and drops an elbow.
Lynn picks up Norman and lifts him up above his head. Lynn with a brain buster to Norman. Lynn taunts Norman. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg of Norman Smiley. The referee slides over and counts:One, Two, Kickout. Lynn drags Norman to the outside and drives an elbow to the throat. Lynn drives the elbow to the throat a second time. Lynn does it a third time. Lynn now reenters the ring and Lynn catapaults Norman. Norman's throat hits the bottom rope. Lynn drags Norman back into the center of the ring and Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn chops Norman. Lynn with another chop to Norman. Lynn with a third chop to Norman. Lynn whips Norman into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam on the rebound. Lynn with a backpress cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn with snap suplex. Lynn hangs on and Lynn takes Norman over with another snap suplex. Lynn hangs on once again and hits a snap suplex once again to Norman. Lynn releases on that one. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, shoulder up. Lynn picks up Norman and whips him into the corner. Lynn catches Norman with a clothesline as he comes out. Lynn steps back and drops the elbow to Norman. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn whips him into the corner. Lynn catches Norman with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker as he comes out of the corner. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn whips him into the ropes. Lynn with a frankensteiner as Norman rebounds off of the ropes. Lynn with a double leg hook. One, Two, Norman reverses into a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn pops up and hits a running lariat to Norman flipping him over 360. Lynn now picks up Norman and throws him into the corner. Lynn with a foward roll and Lynn with a koppo kick to Norman. Lynn rolls Norman over. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Norman and whips him into the ropes. Lynn with a drop toehold and Lynn with an Oklahoma Side Roll. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn catches Norman with a superkick as he rises to his feet.
Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn sets him on the top buckle. Lynn climbs up with Norman. Lynn with a shot to the midsection. Lynn with another punch to the midsection. Lynn hooks Norman and AVALANCHE BRAINBUSTER TO NORMAN. Norman is DEAD. Norman got dropped right on his head. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Norman has a foot on the rope. If he wasn't near the ropes, the match would have been over. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn hooks him. Lynn holds up Norman for about 10 seconds and drops him with a vertical suplex. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn hooks Norman. Lynn has Norman locked in the Gory Special. After a few seconds, Lynn runs across the ring and hits a reverse neckbreaker out of the move. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Norman is still alive. Lynn picks up Norman and puts him in a standing headscissors. Lynn lifts up Norman and Lynn with a sitdown power bomb on Norman. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, in the ropes. Lynn is now bitching at the referee about a slow count. Lynn picks up Norman. Lynn chops Norman right across the chest. Lynn chops Norman across the chest. Lynn grabs Norman and whips him hard sternum first into the corner. Lynn with a german suplex and a bridge. Both men's shoulders are on the mat. One, Lynn gets a shoulder up, Two, Thr...Kickout. Lynn picks up Norman and Lynn with an uppercut. Lynn grabs Norman and climbs up the buckles. Lynn goes for a tornado DDT but NORMAN COUNTERS WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX IN MID AIR. One, Two, Thr....Lynn is in the ropes. Both men are down and the referee is putting on the standing ten count. Lynn rises to his feet at six and picks up Norman. Lynn sends Norman crashing into the corner. Lynn with a clothesline to Norman. Lynn now picks up Norman and slams him. Lynn is climbing to the top rope. Lynn is taking his time. Lynn flies off the top rope and connects with a flying bodypress. Lynn refuses to go for the cover. Lynn goes up top again. Lynn flies off and misses a diving headbutt to Norman. Now it is the time for Norman to make a comeback.
Norman is pulling himself up. So is Lynn. Lynn goes for a punch but Norman blocks it. Norman chops Lynn. Lynn goes for a punch but Norman blocks it. Norman chops Lynn. Lynn goes for a punch but Norman blocks it. Norman chops Lynn. Norman chops Lynn. Norman chops Lynn. Norman chops Lynn. Norman chops Lynn. Norman chops Lynn. Norman whips Lynn into the ropes and Norman with a high knee knocking Lynn down to the canvas. Norman picks up Lynn and whips him into the ropes. Norman with the spinning bodyslam to Lynn. Norman with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Norman whips Lynn into the ropes and Norman catches him with a clothesline as rebounds out. Norman picks up Lynn and Norman with a double underhook suplex. Norman now does the big wiggle. Norman hooks Lynn into the Norman Conquest. Lynn grabs the referee by the shirt and shields his eyes. Lynn with a backward kick to the groin. Lynn throws Norman right into the referee and they collide headfirst. Lynn is trying to get himself disqualified so he can keep the title. Lynn goes to the outside and grabs the NAWA International Title belt. Lynn whacks Norman with the title belt. Lynn with a cover but there is no referee. Lynn could have had the match won. Lynn shot himself in the foot there. Lynn is trying to shake the referee awake. Lynn puts Norman on the top rope and Lynn climbs up with hi. Lynn leaps on Norman's shoulders and top-rope frankensteiner. Lynn with another cover and the referee slides over to make the count. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lynn looks really pissed off. Lynn lifts Norman up and attempts the tombstone but Norman fights it off. Norman reverses the hold and Lynn is kicking his legs and he counters with a victory roll. One, Two, Thr...in the ropes. Lynn thinks he has won but the referee tells him differently. Lynn now puts Norman in a standing headscissors. Lifts him up for a Cradle Piledriver but Norman trips him up. Norman hooks his legs under Lynn's arms and grapevines both legs. One, Two, Three. NORMAN WINS THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE.
Norman Smiley pinned Jerry Lynn after a double leg cradle in 0:18:44. Rating: *** 3/4 (Norman Smiley won the NAWA International Title.)
Lynn was tied up and couldn't kick out. Lynn is up and he hits Norman with the NAWA International Title belt. Lynn picks up Norman and Cradle Piledriver. Lynn goes for another but the arena's lights dim and "Just a Little Super Crazy" plays. COULD IT BE. Out walks Super Crazy in a leather jacket, NAWA t-shirt, and blue jeans. Maybe Super Crazy was the man in the limo. Lynn looks shocked and Crazy enters the ring. Lynn rushes at Crazy but Crazy is too quick for him. Crazy dropkicks Lynn to the outside. Lynn is furious. Super Crazy has made his return. Lynn put Super Crazy out of action a couple of months ago and now he is back for revenge. Crazy helps Norman up and raises his hand. Lynn is held back by sercurity.
We fade to the parking lot again. The limo is still out there. If Super Crazy wasn't the man in the limo, who is. Will we find out before the end of tonight.
It is now time for the match you have all been waiting for. THE biggest match in the history of the NAWA, Sting finally gets his shot at the World Title against the Franchise. Here is Michael Buffer.
Ding Ding Ding.
Buffer:Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the Main Event. For the NAWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!!!! Are you ready.
The crowd cheers.
Buffer:Are you rrrrrrrrrreadddddddddy!!!
The Crowd cheers. They have been ready for months for this match.
Buffer:And for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world, llllletttts get ready to rummmmmmbbbbbbbbllllllee!!!!
"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes the NAWA World Champion Shane Douglas with his head cheerleader Francine. Douglas is wearing a golden robe with the Franchise on the back. Douglas slowly walks down the aisle. Douglas is taking his time.
Buffer:The champion. He may be one of the greatest stars in wrestling today. He stands 6 feet and 1/2 inch tall. He weighs 234 9/10th lbs. He is the self proclaimed Franchise. He is Shane Douglas.
Douglas poses. He looks really smug. Will he smug after this match is over.
Buffer:And his opponent...
"Seek and Destroy" plays and Sting slowly walks down the ramp. He takes off his trenchcoat and a mask to reveal. OLD SCHOOL RING ATTIRE. Holy shit. Sting is wearing blue tights with white scorpions on it. His face is painted blue and white. Sting flicks the wig off to reveal the BLOND CREWCUT. Sting has gone old school. "Man Called Sting" plays and the crowd goes bonkers.
Buffer:The challenger. He wants to win the NAWA World Title and prove that he still has it. Standing 6 foot 2 and 1/2 inches and weighing 240 lbs. This is Sting.
Douglas attacks Sting and Michael Buffer has to get the hell out of dodge.
NAWA World Title Match Sting vs Shane Douglas(c)(w/Francine)
Douglas whips Sting into the ropes and Douglas ducks the head. Sting slams Douglas facefirst into the canvas. Sting dropkicks Douglas to the outside of the ring. Sting has been working out on his time off. Sting slides to the outside and slams the head of Douglas off the safety rail. Douglas's head really bounced off of the guardail. Sting throws Douglas back into the ring and Sting whips him into the corner. Goes for the Stinger Splash but Francine pulls Douglas out of the ring. Sting puts the breaks up and Sting goes to the outside. Sting waylays Douglas with a haymaker and stalks Francine. Sting now rushes at Douglas and back elbow to the Franchise. Sting rolls Douglas back into the ring. Sting climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a flying clothesline. Sting with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sting picks up Douglas and Sting drills Douglas with a backhand slap. Sting with another backhand slap and Sting whips Douglas into the ropes. Sting catches Douglas with a shoulderblock as he rebounds. Douglas falls to the ring apron. Sting goes after Douglas but Douglas drops him neckfirst across the top rope. Sting whips back holding his throat and falls to the canvas. Douglas now reenters the ring. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas with a vertical suplex to Sting. Douglas floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas forces Sting back down and Douglas with a cover grinding a forearm in the face of Sting. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas drops Sting with a backdrop suplex. Douglas with another cover. The referee with a count. One, Two, Sting kicks out. Douglas now picks up Sting and shoves him into the corner. Douglas with a knee to the midsection. Douglas with a knee to the midsection. Douglas with a knee to the midsection. Douglas with a snap mare and Douglas an armbar on Douglas. Douglas is really riding that arm. Douglas cranks on that arm. Douglas realease the hold and picks up Sting. Douglas punches Sting. Douglas punches Sting. Douglas whips Sting into the ropes and Douglas with a powerslam to Sting. Douglas with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas hooks Sting. Douglas with a vertical suplex on Sting. Douglas with another cover. One, Two, Kickout.
Douglas picks Sting up. Douglas chop Sting. Douglas chops Sting. Douglas chops Sting. Douglas pushes Sting into the corner. Douglas hits Sting with a shoulder to the midsection. Douglas hits Sting with a shoulder to the midsection. Douglas hits Sting with a shoulder to the midsection. Douglas grabs Sting and Douglas with a kick to the midsection. Douglas sets up Sting, putting him in a standing headscissors. Douglas lifts up Sting and holds him up. Douglas drops Sting with a brutal piledriver. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sting still has something left in him. Douglas picks up Sting and whips him sternum first into the corner. Douglas catches Sting with a backdrop suplex on the way out. Douglas cradles Sting and the referee rushes over to count. One, Two, Shoulder up. Douglas is already bitching about a slow count. Douglas picks up Sting and throws him to the outside. Douglas distracts the referee while Francine rakes Sting across the back. Douglas rolls to the outside and grabs Sting by the hair. Douglas slams Sting's head off of the ringsteps. Douglas rolls Sting back into the ring and Douglas is climbing to the top rope. Douglas flies off and hits a kneedrop to the face of Sting. Sting twitches and Douglas with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas grabs Sting and locks him in an abdominal stretch. Douglas now uses the ropes for leverage behind the referee's back. Douglas releases the hold and picks up Sting. Douglas whip Sting into the corner and Douglas catches him with a clothesline as he bounces out. Douglas now takes a step back and drops an elbow onto Sting. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Sting bites Douglas on the forehead. Sting with a punch to Douglas. Sting with a punch to Douglas. Sting with a punch to Douglas. Sting whips Douglas into the ropes and Sting with a high cross body to Douglas. One, Two, Kickout. Sting picks up Douglas and whips him into the ropes. Sting goes for a Stinger Splash but Douglas catches him. Douglas steps back and drops Sting throat first onto the top rope with the hot shot. Sting is holding is throat in immense pain. Douglas now with a choke hold on the Stinger. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas rears back. Douglas smacks Sting right in the face with a vicious forearm smash. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas slams Sting hard. Douglas hops to the second rope and is poised. Douglas dives off the second rope and hits an elbow drop to Sting's chest. Sting's chest may have been caved in after that one. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...kickout.
Douglas picks up Sting. Douglas throws Sting into the corner. Douglas with a punch to Sting. Douglas whips Sting into the ropes and Douglas catches Sting with a back elbow as he comes off the ropes. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas with side slam to the Stinger. Douglas hooks the leg for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas chops Sting. DOUGLAS HAS WOKE STING UP. Douglas chops Sting but Sting no sells it. Douglas chops Sting but Sting no sells it. Sting with a punch to Shane Douglas. Sting with a punch to Shane Douglas. Sting with a punch to Shane Douglas. Sting knocks Douglas for a loop with a haymaker. Sting picks up Douglas and lifts him over his head. What power by the Stinger. Sting holds him up for a few seconds before dropping him with a miltary press slam. Douglas rolls to the outside and takes the NAWA World Title belt. What in the hell. Douglas is walking up the ramp with the title belt and he is leaving. The crowd chants bullshit and the referee starts counting. Sting exits the ring and gives chase to The Franchise. Sting hits Douglas and smacks him with the title belt. Douglas goes down and Sting takes Douglas back to the ring by his hair. Sting throws Douglas into the ring. Sting with a cover. Could the belt change hands right now. One, Two, Kickout. If Sting hit Douglas with the title belt in the ring, the match probally would have been over and Sting would have been the champion. Sting picks up Douglas for a vertical suplex but Francine grabs Sting's ankle and Douglas falls on top. One, Two, the referee sees Francine holding the foot and THE REFEREE IS KICKING FRANCINE OUT. The fans pop huge for this. Francine protests and sercurity is dragging Francine away from ringside kicking and screaming. Douglas however kicks Sting in the face. Sting appears to be hurt from the interference of Francine. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas hooks Sting. Douglas with a belly-to-belly suplex to Sting. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Douglas is slapping his hands together because he wants the referee to count faster. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas with a chop. Douglas with a chop to the Stinger. Douglas whip Sting into the ropes and Douglas with a clothesline sending Sting to the canvas. Douglas backs off and drops an elbow to Sting. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas hooks him. Douglas is going for the Pittsburg Plunge but Sting elbows out. Sting with another elbow. Sting with a third elbow.
Douglas however with a thumb to the eye to Sting. Douglas now picks up Sting and puts him in the tree of woe. Douglas with a running knee to the midsection. Douglas now backs off and takes a running start. Douglas goes for a baseball slide but Sting lifts himself up. Douglas crotches himself on the ringpost. Douglas rolls to the outside to regroup and Sting untangles himself. Sting goes after Douglas. Sting with a kick to the midsection to Douglas. Sting with a kick to the midsection to Douglas. Sting whips Douglas into the guardrail. Sting goes after Douglas with a Stinger Splash but Douglas moves. Sting splatters himself on the guardrail. Douglas rolls back into the ring to break the count. The referee is counting Sting out. He might not be able to continues. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Sting pulls himself up and rolls back into the ring. Douglas with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. If Douglas had rolled Sting back into the ring after Sting splattered himself onto the guardrail, Douglas could have had the pin. Sting may have used that outside time to regroup a little bit. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas hooks him. Douglas with a bridging back suplex. Both men's shoulders are down. One, Two, Thr...both men get the shoulders up. Douglas reaches into his boot and pulls out a chain. Douglas is wrapping it around his hand. Douglas waits on Sting and Douglas smacks Sting with the chain. Douglas stuffs the chain down his tights and Douglas with a cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Douglas is beside himself. The match should have been over as far as the Franchise is concerened but it isn't. Douglas now picks up Sting and Douglas whips him into the ropes. Douglas with as sleeperhold on Sting. Douglas is trying to put the Stinger out. Douglas is wearing Sting down to the mat. The referee is checking Sting. The referee checks the arm. Sting's arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm a third time. The arm lifts and THE ARM STAYS UP. Sting fights his way to his feet and Sting bangs his head on Douglas's jaw. Both men are down and the referee is putting the standing ten count on. We could very well have a double knockout but at nine, Sting rolls an arm over Douglas. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Sting nearly captured the NAWA World Title on that one. Douglas is up first however and Douglas with a kick to the midsection. Douglas with a vertical suplex attempt but Sting slides down the back. STING WITH A SCORPION DEATHDROP TO DOUGLAS. This should do it. Sting with a cover hooking the leg. It is over. One, Two, Thr...FOOT ON THE ROPE. DAMN. Sting nearly had the title won again. Sting looks a little upset that he didn't get the pin. The rope was there to save Douglas's ass on that one.
The crowd chants "Kill Douglas". Sting picks up Douglas and whips him into the corner. Sting climbs the buckles and Sting punches Douglas. Sting punches Douglas. Sting punches Douglas. Douglas grabs Sting by the tights and Ric Flair rollup out of the corner. Douglas has the feet on the ropes and the tights. One, Two, Thr...Sting powers out. Douglas rushes at Sting and clotheslines him. We are back to square one with Douglas in control. Maybe Sting can't defeat Shane Douglas. Maybe Sting has too much ring rust. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas with the Franchiser to Sting. Douglas with a cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. It is not over yet. Sting just doesn't know how to say die. Douglas picks up Sting and Douglas with a fisherman suplex and bridge on Sting. One, Two, Thr...Sting rolls the shoulder. Douglas is going ballastic. Douglas shouldn't be wasting time argueing about the speed of counts, he should be covering the man. Douglas picks up STing and Douglas hits Sting with a DDT. Sting was drilled with that move. Douglas with another cover and the referee counts again. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Douglas looks pissed. Douglas puts his hands on his forehead and they are covered in sweat. Douglas is considering what he might have to do to defeat Sting. Douglas lifts up Sting and picks him up in a tombstone piledriver position. Oh god this will end Sting once and for all. This is it. DOUGLAS DRILLS STING WITH THE FRANCHISE EFFECT. That is the same move he retired Terry Funk with. This match is over. Our chances of a Douglas free title reign is gone. Sting was our last hope. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...SHOULDER UP. The crowd nearly blows the roof off the arena. Sting kicked out of that vicious move. Douglas picks up Sting. He is going to drill him with another. This will seal the casket on the career of Sting. Douglas goes for it but Sting kicks his feet to reverse the move. Sting powerslams Douglas. Both men are down the crowd is on the edge of their seats for who will win this epic battle. Sting slides over the body of Douglas and Sting with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sting is stunned from the Franchise Effect, that Inverted Piledriver from Shane Douglas. Douglas is pulling himself up slowly. The sweat is dripping down the forehead of Douglas. Nearly all the paint has been scraped off of the face of Sting. And it is not over yet.
Douglas is waving towards the back. Sting grabs Douglas and Sting chops Douglas. Sting chops Douglas. Sting chops Douglas. Out comes Chris Candido and Steve Corino(with an eye patch and taped up forehead) out. The calvary is here. Sting's concentration has been broken and Douglas low blows Sting. Douglas rolls up Sting. One, Two, Kickout. Unlike some feds, the main event in the NAWA is not going to be finished with a low blow followed by a roll up. Corino and Candido edge closer and THE CROWD IS CHEERING ABOUT SOMETHING. HOLY SHIT IS THAT RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE. Savage attacks Candido and Corino with a pipe. Savage was the man in the limo. Savage has neutralized the Triple Threat. Now the concretration of Douglas has been broken. Sting backslides Douglas. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas grabs Sting and whips him into the ropes. Douglas ducks the head and Sting takes Douglas down with a leaping DDT. Sting now is scaling the ropes. Sting flies off with a graceful splash off of the top rope. Sting with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sting whips Douglas hard into the corner. Sting with a Stinger Splash to Douglas. Sting whips Douglas to the opposite corner and Sting with a Stinger Splash to Douglas. Sting with a double leg pickup and Sting locks the Franchise in the Scorpion Deathlock. We are going to have a new champion. Douglas is inching his way towards the ropes. Douglas makes it to the ropes and some of the fans are litterally screaming for the head of the Franchise. Douglas has the chain back out meanwhile. Sting goes for a suplex but Douglas blocks it by hitting Sting with the chain. Douglas falls on top. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Douglas now grabs Sting. Douglas with a punch to Sting. Douglas with a punch to Sting. Douglas with a punch to Sting. Douglas puts Sting on the top rope. Sting is perched on the top rope and Douglas hooks Sting. Douglas is going for the belly-to-belly superplex to Sting. This is the move that defeated Sting last time. Dougla takes Sting off the top rope and STING REVERSES IN MID-AIR WITH A SCORPION DEATHDROP OFF THE TOP ROPE. The crowd starts a holy shit chant. Sting with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. STING WINS. STING IS THE CHAMPION. Sting has ended the reing of terror of Shane Douglas.
Sting pinned Shane Douglas after a top-rope Scorpion Death Drop in 0:34:25. Rating: **** 1/2 (Sting won the NAWA World Title.)
Balloons and streamers fall from the sky as "Man Called Sting" plays. Randy Savage enters the ring and raises Sting's hand. Out comes Norman Smiley and Jeff Jarrett. The lockeroom is emptying. Tony Mamaluke, AJ Styles, Roadkill, and Balls Mahoney all out to congratulate Sting. Brian and Steve Armstrong are out as Douglas sulks in the aisle. All the referees are in the ring and Joey Styles comes from the announce posiion. Balls Mahoney and Roadkill lift Sting on their shoulders and parade him around to the ring. Douglas walks to the back in defeat. What a night. What a show. See you on Glory.
Copyright 2002 Matt Harms Entertainment.
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