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Welcome to NAWA Glory. The NAWA has been around for a bit over a year now. The first NAWA show of 2003. This should be a wild one.
[Spinning NAWA Glory Logo] [Christopher Daniels coming up from underneath the stage] [Harry Harris hitting the Frog Splash through the table to Sting] [Shawn Stasiak posing in the ring] [Flashing NAWA Glory Logo] [Shane Douglas hitting the Franchiser to Steve Corino] [Tony Mamaluke hitting a dive to the outside to Jimmy Yang] [The Gambler and Barry Horowitz falling off of a scaffold] [Sting reversing a Belly to Belly Superplex from Shane Douglas into a Super Scorpion Deathdrop] [Spinning NAWA Glory Logo] [Ron Waterman hitting a Spiral Bomb on Jeff Jarrett] [Disco Inferno dancing in the ring] [The Young Guns hitting the Problem Solver on the Amazing Red] [Rapmaster Killings hitting the Diamond Cutter on Super Crazy] [The Dark Warrior sneering in the ring] [Reverse Spinning NAWA Glory Logo] [Sean Waltman hitting the X-Factor on Scott Hall] [Christopher Daniels kicking the Sandman into a flaming pit] [Sting standing in the ring ready for action] [Chris Candido hitting the Swandive Headbutt to Steve Corino] [Harry Harris hitting a Rolling Thunder to New Jack] [The Backyard Dudes mugging like idiots for the camera] [Shane Douglas hitting the Super Belly To Belly Suplex to Tony Mamaluke] [The NAWA Glory Logo flashes quickly before exploding into a shot of Disco Inferno paused mid dance and then to the arena]
Mike Sanders is in the ring. He is wearing a very expensive three piece suit.
Mike Sanders:Welcome to NAWA Glory. This is a very special night. A night to remember. Let's take you back to StarClash 2002. Disco Inferno became the NAWA Commisioner by beating Ricky Steamboat cleanly in the middle of the ring. The footage of that match is mysteriously missing right at the moment but you will have to take MY word that Disco owned Ricky Steamboat. He destroyed him. Disco Inferno is a hero to us all. He broke the glass ceiling above us all with his bare hands.
Sanders pauses to brush away a teer. The way Disco became the Commissioner with a sham. Steamboat had Disco pinned. If it wasn't for Christopher Daniels breaking a wooden axehandle over the head of Steamboat, Disco would not only not be the Commisioner, he would be fire.
Sanders:Some introductions. First of all my tag team partner and a man who has a chance to become the Number One Contender for the NAWA Xtreme Title later tonight. Shawn Stasiak.
"Too Sexy" plays and out comes Shawn Stasiak. Shawn Stasiak comes out also wearing a very expensive suit. Stasiak unbuttons his shirt and some female fans cheer but most of the fans boo. Stasiak rebuttons his shirt.
Stasiak:You pieces of white trash don't deserve to take a look at what is underneath this suit. All you fat hags in the crowd want to fuck me all night long and all you men wish that you could be half as good looking as me.
All the crowd is booing Stasiak and someone throws a half full cup of soda into the ring which Stasiak dodges.
Sanders:Coming out next a bad motherfucker you don't want to mess with. He is Disco Inferno's personal bodyguard, Mr. Ron Waterman.
"Fuck The Police" by Rage Against The Machine plays and out comes Ron Waterman. Waterman is also wearing a suit. Waterman enters the ring and folds his arms without an expression on his face.
Sanders:Last, but certainly not least. The man who made this all possible. The man who liberated all the held down last night. The NAWA Commisioner, Disco Inferno.
Disco Inferno makes his way to the ring and balloons are falling from the sky. Disco enters the ring. He is wearing a suit as well and he enters the ring. Disco grabs the microphone.
Disco Inferno:Welcome to MY NAWA. This is my company. Without Disco Inferno, the NAWA would not be possible. Disco Inferno, however. What a total sign of disrespect. Commissioner Disco is my new idenity when I am taking care of business. If I decide to grace the ring with my pressence ever again, I shall be called Disco Inferno.
Commissioner Disco pauses to soak in the boos.
Disco:Big changes will be about in the NAWA. I WANT this fed to succeed. I want to place boot marks on the ass of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. It would be the biggest humilation if he got destroyed by three guys he fired and a guy that he didn't even consider. I COULD HAVE SAVED THE INVASION. I could have brought Vince more fame and fortune then he has already. Instead he hires a bunch of jobbers. Guys like Mark Jindrak. Chuck Palumbo. Billy Kidman. He still has those guys on his roster. I have three very talented men that he let go. The most obvious is Mr. Waterman. How could you not want a big shoot fighting machine on your roster? This man could have been a great bodyguard like he has to me. Anyway enough free publicity to that other fed. This interview is all about me. I would like to thank several people. I would thank myself for being so good looking. If I was a chick, I would fall in love with myself. I would also like to thank Christopher Daniels. He made me why Steamboat was a lousy Commissioner. I would like to thank Steamboat for being such a lousy Commissioner. I would like to....
"The Theme From the Godfather" interrupts Disco's speech. Out comes Tony Mamaluke.
Disco:Son of a bitch, what does he want. This is my victory speech damnit.
Mamaluke motions to a couple of ring attendents are are carrying out gift wrapped packages of something. Mamaluke has a microphone.
Disco:This better be good, Mamaluke or you will get to know Mr. Waterman a little TOO well.
Mamaluke:Relax. I am not hear to fight. I have brought gifts, to make peace.
Mamaluke hands around gifts.
Mamaluke:For you Mr. Waterman.
Waterman rips his gift and opens it. It reveals...some bananas.
Mamaluke:For you, Sanders.
Sanders opens his gift to reveal a framed picture of Tony Mamaluke pinning Mike Sanders.
Mamaluke:This is yours, Stasiak.
Stasiak opens his gift to reveal a bottle of viagra. Stasiak looks enraged.
Mamaluke:And last, for our esteemed Commissioner. I must spoil what is in this package. It is a Best of Disco Inferno DVD.
Disco opens up the box and reveals....nothing.
Disco:What the hell? There is nothing in the box.
Mamaluke:That's because you suck and no one will market a Disco Inferno Best of DVD.
Disco:SHUT UP. I am the Best. I OWN this federation. I AM the thing that makes this federation tick. Without me, without Disco, there won't be any NAWA.
Mamaluke:Without you, the NAWA would be a much better place.
Disco:You want to smart off to me. You want to question my authority. I am the COMMISSIONER. I call the shots in this fed. No one can control me. No one. I RULE this federation. I am the king of this federation.
Mamaluke:According to Lenny Lane, you are more like the Queen.
Disco:Oh yes I remember that very well. Last Chance at Redemption. I was going to bury the hatchet but not now. I could fire you but that would be too simple. You will face Francine, who got me into that...situation with Lenny Lane. It won't just be any match. IT WILL BE AN I-QUIT MATCH. However another stipulation, when you quit the match, you also quit the NAWA.
Mamaluke:I have no problem beating that two cent slut once again. Like every other time I faced her. Every single time. She has never beaten me. Ever. Tonight will be no different.
Mamaluke leaves the ring. Disco's stable follows The Commissioner out of the ring as we fade to a
[commercial]
"Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Rapmaster Killings. Killings enters the ring with a microphone.
Killings:Yo, yo, at StarClash I pinned Super Crazy My memories of the match is anything but hazy Tonight I face that Armstrong named Brad Brad, you join the Young Guns, that would be so rad All we need for you is a really cool name That would really bring you fame Don't be a fool like your brother Or I will go down on your mother The Young Guns is wear it's at Being with us would make you very phat Joining the Young Guns would be very pimp Sure beats walking with a limp
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. Brad enters the ring and grabs the microphone.
Brad Armstrong:So, you want me to join the Young Guns.
Rapmaster:Yeah we could walk out of this match and go out on the town, and light it up. Get us a couple of hoes. That would be totally bitchin'. You know what I'm saying.
Brad Armstrong:Yes, I believe I do.
Rapmaster Killings raises his hands in the air and gets rolled up from behind to start the match.
Rapmaster Killings vs Brad Armstrong One, Two, Kickout. Brad punches away at Rapmaster and sends him into the ropes. Brad hits a backdrop and Rapmaster scurries to the outside. Brad slides off after Rapmaster and punches away on him on the floor. Brad throws Rapmaster into the rail of pain. Brad grabs Rapmaster by the dreadlocks and slams him facefirst into the ring apron. Rapmaster scurries into the ring and Brad punches away on Rapmaster. Brad pulls Rapmaster into a headlock. Brad takes Rapmaster down and works the hold. Brad looks a little rusty after his seven months off but he looks otherwise fine. Rapmaster powers out and throws Brad off. Brad takes Rapmaster down with a shoulderblock. Brad grabs Rapmaster and goes for a hiptoss but Rapmaster blocks it. Rapmaster drives a fist to the gut. Rapmaster hits another punch to the gut. Rapmaster bounces Brad off the ropes and Rapmaster hits a high dropkick. Rapmaster does the splits and catches Brad with a leg lariat as he gets up. Rapmaster covers Brad hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Rapmaster picks up Brad and Rapmaster grabs Brad in a side waistlock. Rapmaster hits a backbreaker. Rapmaster hangs on and a second backbreaker. Rapmaster holds on and third backbreaker.
Rapmaster picks up Brad and throws him into the buckles. Rapmaster hits a spinning leg lariat as Brad rebounds off on the buckles. Rapmaster grabs Brad by the hair and rams him headfirst into the canvas. Rapmaster whips Brad into the ropes and knee to the gut. Rapmaster grabs Brad in an abdominal stretch. Rapmaster is cranking on the hold. Rapmaster hammers away on the leg. The same leg that Brad Armstrong injured back last May. Brad attempts to reverse but Rapmaster grabs onto the ropes for leverage. The referee sees the leverage and kicks the Rapmaster off. Rapmaster grabs Brad and Rapmaster kicks away at the leg but Brad fires back with punches. Brad whips Rapmaster into the ropes and Brad hits a clothesline. Brad picks up Rapmaster and Brad punches away. Brad whips Rapmaster into the ropes and Brad ducks the head. Brad pays for it and eats a DDT. Rapmaster rolls Brad over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Rapmaster grabs Brad and Rapmaster works a spinning toehold. Rapmaster releases the hold after a few spins. Rapmaster grabs Brad and goes for the Diamond Cutter but Brad shoves Rapmaster into the ropes and rolling cradle from Brad. One, Two, Three. BRAD ARMSTRONG WINS.
Brad Armstrong pinned Rapmaster Killings after a rolling cradle in 0:07:08. Rating: * 1/4
Rapmaster goes after Brad but Brad fights him off. Bad Attitude runs out and Rapmaster and Bad Attitude double team Brad. Steve Armstrong runs out and evens the odds sending Bad Attitude and Rapmaster Killings scurrying to the outside.
Backstage:
Commissioner Disco is in his office(with a Disco Ball so we know it's his office). The Ex-Commissioner Steamboat is led into the office by Mike Sanders.
Sanders:Here is the man you requested, Boss.
Disco:Thank you Mr. Sanders, you may leave now.
Steamboat:I don't know why you called me here. I am no longer the Commissioner.
Disco:You may no longer be the Commissioner but you still are under contract to the NAWA until, January 2004. So you are under my control until then.
Steamboat:Fine, Disco. I will sit out the rest of my contract. I already have enough money for a couple dozen poeple to retire.
Disco:Oh you will come to work. If you don't, I will slap the biggest lawsuit known to mankind on you. How could I do that you ask. Six words. Lots of money buys good attorneys. That's what the NAWA has. Lots of money. Since I am the Commissioner and since I run the show, I have access to that money.
Steamboat:Fine, Disco. I won't like this but since I am a man of honor, I will do it. I don't need to be dragged into a large lawsuit.
Disco:So this decides, what should you do. Scrubbing toilets, no not really. Carrying my bags, no not even I would stoop that low. The thought came to me. You could wrestle pretty well and I don't think your back was as hurt as bad as you said it was. So, you shall be a full time wrestler. You will have your first match next week as an NAWA competitor. Against Ron Waterman.
Steamboat looks a bit nervous, even for someone who shows so little fear.
Disco:Good, Steamboat. You better get ready for your match next week. Now get out of my sight.
Steamboat turns and leaves. Disco puts his feet on his desk as we fade to a
[commercial]
Kaz Hayashi and Blitzkrieg are already in the ring. "Higher" by Creed plays and out comes the NAWA Tag Team Champions the Young Guns. Sean Studd and Flashfly. They beat Amazing Juice at StarClash and will face the up and coming tag team of Kaz Hayashi and Blitzkrieg who did very well on the recent Ultimate Japan Wrestling tour. They beat the veteran team of Jado and Gedo and scored a mild upset over the UJW Heavyweight Champion Shinjiro Otani and NAWA Powerplant Trainee Johnny Sensation, who is a very popular gajin wrestler in UJW. The bell rings and this NAWA World Tag Team Title Match is under way.
NAWA World Tag Team Title Match: The Young Guns(c) vs Blitzkrieg and Kaz Hayashi. Sean Studd starts out with Blitzkrieg. They lock up and Blitzkrieg throws Studd down to the canvas with an armdrag. Blitzkrieg hits a second armdrag to Studd. Studd rushes Blitzkrieg and gets a hiptoss. Blitzkrieg dropkicks Studd to the outside. Studd takes a powder. Blizkrieg tags in Kaz Hayashi and Studd enters the ring. Kaz is the ex tag team partner of the current NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Jimmy Yang. They lock up and Kaz chops away on Studd. Kaz whips Studd into the ropes and Kaz takes Studd down with a rana. Kaz hits a drop toehold and Kaz locks on an arm wrench. Kaz is working that arm. Looking for the submission attempt. Kaz lets off and whips Studd into the ropes. Kaz hits a flying back elbowsmash. Kaz bounces off the ropes and squashes the body of Sean Studd with a senton. Kaz covers Studd hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Kaz picks up Studd and chops away at him. Kaz whips Studd into the ropes. Kaz goes for a bodyscissors rollup but Studd counters with a wheelbarrow suplex. Studd picks up Kaz and Studd hoists up Kaz. Studd tags in Flashfly. The Young Guns hit a spinebuster/springboard spinning leg lariat combo to Kaz. Flashfly covers Kaz hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.
Flashfly bounces off the ropes and somersault legdrop is dropped on Kaz. Flashfly picks up Kaz and hooks him. Flashfly drives Kaz down with a swinging neckbreaker. Flashfly hits a handspring and flips onto Kaz with a moonsault. Flashfly covers Kaz hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly picks up Kaz and Flashfly wrings out the arm of Kaz. Flashfly pulls Kaz into a knee to the gut. Flashfly tags in Sean Studd and the Young Guns whip Kaz into the ropes. They hit a double backdrop to Kaz. Studd picks up Kaz and Studd hoists him up. Studd drives Kaz down with a vicious powerslam. Studd bounces off ther ropes and drops an elbow. Studd picks up Kaz and flings him into the corner. Studd charges in but Kaz moves and Studd hits the corner sternum first. Kaz takes Studd out of the corner with the Dragon Suplex. Kaz crawls over towards his corner and Studd tags in Flashfly. Kaz makes the tag to Blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg is in fists of fire. Dropkick to Flashfly. Dropkick to Studd, sending him off the ring apron. Blitzkrieg monkey flips Flahsfly down. Blitzkrieg climbs up top and Blitzkrieg flies off the top with a moonsault bodyblock to Flashfly. One, Two, Kickout. Blizkrieg picks up Flashfly and whip into the ropes no Flashfly reverses it. Studd smacks Blitzkrieg right across the back of the head with the tag title belt and Flashfly grabs Blizkrieg. Flashfly drives Blitzkrieg down with the Stinger. Flashfly bridges for the pin. One, Two, Three. The Young Guns are still the NAWA Tag Team Champions.
The Young Guns defeated Kaz Hayashi and Blitzkrieg when Flashfly pinned Blitzkrieg after the Stinger in 0:05:07. Rating: ** 1/4 (The Young Guns retained the NAWA Tag Team Titles.)
The Young Guns lift up the NAWA World Tag Team Title Belts in a token of victory. They snuck about a victory against the new tag team on the block. This reign could last for quite some time.
[commercial]
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and Christopher Daniels is rising from the entry way in an elevator lift. The arena is dark accept for a red spotlight over the Fallen Angel. Daniels is the reason why Disco Inferno beat Ricky Steamboat at StarClash. Daniels shattered a wooden axehandle over the head of Steamboat. Daniels is wearing a long black hooded robe. Daniels enters the ring and the lights come back on. Daniels opens his robe. THAT'S THE BELT. THAT'S THE NAWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. Christopher Daniels was the one who interfered during the Main Event at StarClash and stole the belt under the cover of darkness. Daniels grabs the microphone.
Daniels:It's funny how 365 days make a difference. Last year at around this time I was Curry Man. I held the NAWA Cruiserweight Title. I was jerking the curtain every single night. Tonight as I stand before you I have the NAWA World Title Belt in my possession. I am not the champion yet but believe me when it is all said and done, the NAWA World Title will come straight to the darkness. I took this belt as a symbol. I fought Vampiro back 6 months ago and after getting taken out in an ambulance, it put my focus in order. The NAWA should experience a great wave of darkness. I felt that the wrestlers in the NAWA were having too much fun. I returned a short time later. I fought one of the most popular wrestlers with the fans. Norman Smiley. I destroyed him and Norman Smiley's finished. I proved that he doesn't have what it takes. I took him apart. I did something that Shane Douglas could not. That Jerry Lynn could not. That Jeff Jarrett could not. I finished Norman Smiley for good. Norman Smiley....well he hasn't been seen since by the general public. I've seen him. The darkness has enslaved Norman Smiley.
Daniels gives an evil laugh to the camera. This man is sick. Norman Smiley hasn't been seen since the End of Days where Daniels took Norman Smiley down his elevator lift with Norman inside a coffin.
Daniels:The next victim was the Sandman. A former NAWA Xtreme Champion. He was taken apart in just a bit over five minutes. I left him for dead. He is lying in a hospital bed somewhere, seriously injured. Broken, bruised, and dare I say it, burned.
Daniels gives another laugh. Daniels kicked Sandman into his elevator lift while it was set on fire back at Last Chance at Redemption. The Sandman may never wrestle again because of the serious burns he sustained after that.
Daniels:Last Sunday I ruined another man's life and I am proud of it. Sacrifices must be made to make sure the darkness will take over the NAWA by storm. I broken a wooden axehandle over Ricky Steamboat's skull. The only regret I had is that I didn't hit him harder. Steamboat is no longer the Commissioner. He is now a normal person. An every day person with no power.
Daniels takes the NAWA World Title Belt off and holds it up. That belt belongs to Sting but Daniels is parading around with it.
Daniels:I attacked two men last Sunday. Sting and Shane Douglas. The lights went off and these two so called superstars were turned into weak minded mortals. The NAWA World Title Belt...well let's bring Disco Inferno and he will tell you about that.
"Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco and Ron Waterman. Disco is still wearing his suit. Waterman is wearing wearing a black tank top with sweat pants. Disco enters the ring.
Disco:It comes to my attention that I need to make a big match for my first Pay Per View as Commisssioner. That match will happen, January 26th at Luck of the Draw. The NAWA World Championship will be on the line. The so called champion, Sting will face the real champion, the number one contender, The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels.
What in the hell as Christopher Daniels done to get an NAWA World Title shot? He hasn't had a match in two months. Disco is throwing around his power more and more.
Disco:While on on the subject of Luck of the Draw....
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas. Douglas doesn't look too happy about Christopher Daniels being named the number one contender for the NAWA World Title by Disco.
Disco:Son of a bitch, can't I go one interview tonight without being interrupted.
Douglas enters the ring and he's got a microphone.
Douglas:Cut the fucking music. What the hell is this shit, Disco? I had the NAWA World Title right in the palm of my hands last Sunday until the lights went out. I KNOW you had something to do with that. I want my rematch with Sting and I want it tonight. I'll go through that big punk, you, and Daniels if I have to.
Disco:You think you can boss me around. Douglas, you are 2002. Christopher Daniels and Ron Waterman are 2003. They are the new deal in the NAWA along with myself, Shawn Stasiak, and Mike Sanders. We will put Vince McMahon out of business. The fact of the matter is you DO NOT DESERVE a rematch. I will give it to you anyway...on one condition.
Douglas:What the fuck is that, Disco?
Disco:You will be added to the NAWA World Title Match at Luck of the Draw if you beat both the NAWA World Champion and the Number One Contender in a handicap match tonight.
Before Douglas can answer, "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica plays and Sting runs out with a baseball bat. Sting enters the ring but Disco enters the ring.
Disco:Hold it, Mark McGwire. Hit anyone with that baseball bat and you will be fired, stripped of the title, and get murdered by Ron Waterman, not nessesarily in that order.
Sting lowers the bat calmly.
Disco:You just gave me an idea. Let's add a few stipulations to the main event handicap match tonight. Stipulation Number One, if Sting attacks Christopher Daniels during the course of the match, Sting will be stripped of the NAWA World Title and he will be begging Vince McMahon for a job tommorow morning. Number Two, Christopher Daniels is welcomed to attack Sting any time he wants without any penality. Number Three, if Shane Douglas fails to win this match, he will not get an NAWA World Title Shot as long as I am the Commissioner. Number Four, if Douglas does win, the Luck of the Draw title match will be his LAST CHANCE to win the NAWA World Title as long as I'm Commissioner. That would be all. Good day Gentlemen.
Disco leaves the ring with Waterman. We fade to.
[commericial]
"Four Horsemen" by Metallica plays and out comes CW Anderson. The following match is a triple threat match for the number one contendership to the Xtreme Championship. The winner will get a title shot two weeks from tonight on Glory against Harry Harris, the NAWA Xtreme Champion.
"Too Sexy" plays and out comes Shawn Stasiak. Stasiak is wearing a long robe and Stasiak enters the ring. Stasiak removes his robe slowly and reveals that he is wearing a t-shirt and jeans. The female fans boo because they didn't like being teased and the male fans boo because they hate Shawn Stasiak.
Who will the mystery opponent be? "War Machine" by KISS kicks up and it's MIKE AWESOME. Mike Awesome is making his NAWA debut tonight. He wrestled on the latest UJW tour as a surprise and now he is in the NAWA.
Number One Contendership for the NAWA Xtreme Title under Xtreme Rules: Shawn Stasiak vs CW Anderson vs Mike Awesome
Anderson and Stasiak attack Awesome at the bell but Awesome rams their heads together. Awesome lifts up Stasiak and Awesome hits a Gorilla Press Slam to Stasiak. Awesome whips Anderson into the ropes and Awesome clotheslines Anderson down. Awesome grabs Anderson and Awesome punches away on Anderson. Awesome clotheslines Anderson to the outside. Stasiak rushes Awesome but gets a boot to the stomach. Awesome jumps over the top rope onto Anderson with a tope suicida. Awesome picks up Anderson and whips him into the guardrail hard. Stasiak is standing in the ring and he rolls to the outside. Stasiak rolls underneath the ring and Stasiak has a stop sign. Stasiak smacks Awesome over the back with the stop sign. Stasiak grabs Awesome and shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Stasiak stands on the ring apron perched and Stasiak leaps off but CW catches him. Anderson dumps Stasiak onto the guardrail. Anderson charges at Stasiak but Stasiak moves and Anderson hits ribs first onto the guardrail. Stasiak punches away on Anderson and hooks his head. Stasiak drives Anderson down to the floor with a vicious DDT. Stasiak stomps Anderson on the floor. Stasiak backs off and drives an axehandle to the ribs to Anderson. Stasiak covers Anderson on the floor. One, Two, Awesome kicks Stasiak to break the cover.
Awesome grabs Stasiak by the throat and choke lift. Awesome throws Stasiak into the ring. Stasiak begs off. Awesome kicks Stasiak into the ropes and whips him in. Awesome hits a huge powerslam to Stasiak. Awesome takes it up top. Awesome flies off and Awesome hits a huge frog splash to Stasiak. Awesome squashed Stasiak under his massive frame. Awesome picks up Stasiak and Awesome hooks him. HUGE Belly to Belly Suplex from Awesome drilling Stasiak down to the canvas. Anderson enters the ring and attacks Awesome. Anderson goes for the Exploder Suplex but Awesome elbows out. Awesome clotheslines Anderson to the floor. Awesome turns around but Mike Sanders runs out. Awesome attacks Sanders and throws him to the outside. Stasiak has a pair of brass knuckles. Stasiak swings the knuckles but Awesome ducks and Awesome hits a German Suplex release to Stasiak. Awesome picks up Stasiak and shoves him into the corner. Awesome kicks away. Awesome slides to the outside and grabs a table from underneath the ring. Awesome sets up the table on the other side of the ring. Awesome walks over to the other side and headbutt to Stasiak. Awesome hoists Stasiak up and Awesome runs across the ring with Stasiak over his shoulder. AWESOME BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE. Awesome covers Stasiak with his pinky. One, Two, Three. Mike Awesome will face Harry Harris two weeks from tonight on Glory for the NAWA Xtreme Title.
[Number One Contender's Match for Xtreme Belt]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Falls-Count-Anywhere Match Mike Awesome defeated C.W. Anderson and Shawn Stasiak when Awesome pinned Stasiak with the Awesome Bomb in 0:07:49. Rating: *
Awesome grabs the microphone.
Awesome:The NAWA Xtreme Division just got an AWESOME addition. Two weeks, you are looking at your next NAWA Xtreme Champion.
In the Commissioner's office:
Disco Inferno is on the phone.
Disco:Jarrett, I know you got the shit kicked out of you by Ron Waterman at StarClash but if you don't show up next week, you will be suspended WITHOUT PAY. Don't mess with me, Jarrett. Also, you will be Number One at Luck of the Draw if you decide to show your face next week. You won last year's so entering at a low number should be no problem for you. Goodbye.
Disco throws down his phone.
Disco:I left a message on his answering machine. I hope he gets it or he will be SOL.
[commercial]
Francine makes her way out for this next match. This is an I-Quit Match where the person who quits leaves the NAWA for good. Francine enters the ring.
"The Theme from the Godfather" plays and Tony Mamaluke rushes to the ring. Mamaluke runs to the ring and Francine attacks him as he goes underneath the bottom rope.
I-Quit Match where the loser leaves the NAWA: Francine vs Tony Mamaluke
Francine kicks Mamaluke in the groin and takes him down by the legs. Francine drops a leg to the crotch of Mamaluke. Francine has a figure-four leglock on Mamaluke but Mamaluke rakes her eyes to break it. Mamaluke grabs Francine and Mamaluke whips Francine into the ropes. Mamaluke hits a spinning leg lariat to Francine. Mamaluke grabs Francine and Mamaluke hits a European Uppercut to Francine. Mamaluke hits another European Uppercut. Mamaluke whips Francine into the ropes and Mamaluke hits a dropkick sending Francine to the outside. Mamaluke hits a dive to the outside. Mamaluke picks up Francine and drops her chest first onto the guardrail. Mamaluke grabs the microphone and shoves it in the face of Francine.
Mamaluke:Do you give up?
Francine:No.
Mamaluke smacks Francine upside the head with the microphone getting some boos from the crowd. Mamaluke throws Francine into the ring and Mamaluke goes after Francine. Francine begs off. Francine is on her back and Mamaluke grabs Francine by the hair but gets a knee to the groin. Francine gets to her feet and she fires a kick to the ribs. Francine rakes Mamaluke across the face. Francine rolls to the outside and Francine has a steel chair. Francine swings the chair at Mamaluke but Mamaluke ducks it. Mamaluke gets the chair jammed into the ribs and Francine hits a huge chairshot over the back of Mamaluke. Francine grabs Mamaluke and figure four sleeper from Francine. Francine asks for the microphone.
Francine:Do you give up?
Mamaluke:Never?
Francine releases the hold and grabs Mamaluke. Francine bounces off the ropes. Francine hits a dropkick to the ankle of Mamaluke. Francine looks like she was aiming for the face. About a 0.8 Watts on that one. Francine grabs Mamaluke and trips him. Francine has one of the crappiest versions of the crossface on. Mamaluke refuses to give and Francine rakes her nails across the face of Mamaluke for added pressure. Francine releases the hold and picks up the chair. Francine swings the chair but it flies out of her hands. Mamaluke falls down, selling a phantom chairshot. That was the blown spot to end all blown spots. Mamaluke is busted wide open off of that is well. Mamaluke is bleeding and Francine rolls to the outside. Francine slides a table into the mix. Francine grabs Mamaluke and somehow sets him up top. Francine sets up the table and Francine climbs up. A Top Rope Frankensteiner through the table. Francine hops onto Mamaluke's shoulders but Mamaluke blocks the move. MAMALUKE HITS A TOP ROPE POWER BOMB TO FRANCINE THROUGH THAT TABLE. Mamaluke grabs Francine's legs and turns her over into the Sicilian Cloverleaf. Mamaluke adds a bit of elevation to this hold. Mamaluke is really pulling back on the hold. The referee sticks the microphone under the face of Francine.
Francine:I give up. I Quit.
Tony Mamaluke has won this I Quit Match.
[Loser Leaves the NAWA]: I-Quit Match Tony Mamaluke made Francine submit to the Sicillian Cloverleaf in 0:09:32. Rating: DUD
Mamaluke raises his hands in a token of victory and Ron Waterman comes out. Waterman grabs Mamaluke by the throat. Waterman choke slams Mamaluke. Waterman picks up Mamaluke and Waterman gutwrenches him. Waterman hits a gutwrench power bomb. Waterman picks up Francine and throws her out of the ring at the foot of sercurity where they are dragging her out of the building. Waterman picks up Mamaluke and throws him to the floor as well. Ron Waterman is a monster. I doubt anyone could stop him even no matter how hard they try. MAMALUKE IS GETTING UP. Mamaluke is on the ring apron and Waterman knees Mamaluke in the gut and Mamaluke flies off, crashing ribs first into the guardrail. Mamaluke crawling towards the ring again. Mamaluke is pulling himself back in and Waterman grabs Mamaluke. Waterman grabs Mamaluke and Waterman hits a sidewalk slam to Mamaluke. Mamaluke is down and Waterman walks off. Mamaluke came back twice only to get his ass kicked again and again by Ron Waterman. Mamaluke has heart but he just doesn't have the power to take down Ron Waterman.
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Scott Hall, Sid Vicious, The Dark Warrior, Jerry Lynn, Chris Candido, Sean Waltman, and Super Crazy are all in the ring for some reason. Commissioner Disco comes out.
Disco:I am sure you are wondering where I called you out here. Well I decided to award someone for winning a seven man mini battle royal tonight. They would get the number 19 spot in the Luck of the Draw Match where the winner will get an NAWA World Title Shot at Reality Check on March 23rd. Now, you are wondering, why 19, why not number 20. Well A) I wanted to be different. There are a lot of matches where someone is rewarded or punished with the final spot or the first spot. The other spots between the first and the final are unloved so I decided to have a match for that? B) I already have someone in mind for the Number 20 spot. Who that may be? Well you are just going to have to wait until Luck of the Draw to see. Now ring the bell and get this battle royal underway.
7 Man Battle Royal for Number 19 at Luck of the Draw:
Everyone attacks Sid to start, except for the Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior grabs Waltman and pummels him in the corner. Lynn hoists up Sid and eliminates him from the match.
x J. Lynn threw out Vicious in 0:00:40
Super Crazy rushes Jerry Lynn. Crazy hits a few chops and Crazy dropkicks Lynn over the top and to the floor. Lynn has been eliminated.
x S. Crazy threw out J. Lynn in 0:00:56
Dark Warrior suplexes Hall in the background while Candido and Waltman are trading punches. Crazy rushes Candido and Waltman. Crazy hiptosses Candido down and Crazy pummels Waltman. Crazy whips Candido in and Crazy hits a spinning leg lariat. Crazy grabs Waltman and dumps him to the outside for the elimination.
x S. Crazy threw out Waltman in 0:01:42
We are down to the final four. The Dark Warrior clothesline Super Crazy. The Dark Warrior hits a clothesline to Hall. The Dark Warrior clotheslines Candido to the floor for the elimination.
x Warrior threw out Candido in 0:02:04
The Dark Warrior hammers Hall and Crazy. Hall and Crazy attempt to double team the Warrior but the Dark Warrior rams the heads together. The Dark Warrior hits the Gorilla Press to Crazy. The Dark Warrior hits a shoulderblock to Hall. The Dark Warrior hoists up Hall in a slam and dumps him over the top rope and to the floor.
x Warrior threw out Hall in 0:02:46
The Dark Warrior grabs Crazy and lifts him onto his shoulders. Destrucity Death Drop. Crazy was planted by The Dark Warrior. Dark Warrior picks up Crazy and casually tosses him out. The Dark Warrior has won and he is number 19 at Luck of the Draw.
x Warrior threw out S. Crazy in 0:03:10
[For Number 19 at Luck of the Draw]: 7-Man Battle Royal The Dark Warrior won a 7-man Battle Royal: Rating: * 1/4
Luck of the Draw Match...Two NAWA Superstars will start off and a new wrestler comes in every 60 seconds. Last year, Jeff Jarrett won the first ever Luck of the Draw Match to become the first ever NAWA World Champion. The Dark Warrior is Number 19. Coming up next, the main event.
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"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels comes out through the elevator lift. Daniels walks down to the ring with the NAWA World Title Belt wrapped around his waist. Sting was going to take that belt back earlier tonight but Disco stopped him. Daniels hoists up the NAWA World Title Belt. He could be the legal owner of that belt in three weeks at Luck of the Draw.
"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica plays and out comes Sting. The NAWA World Champion. Sting still has the ribs taped up from getting Frog Splashed through a table last month from Harry Harris. Sting hasn't taken any time off to let those ribs heal properly and that is like a big old target for any opponents. Douglas pounded the ribs and most likely would be the NAWA World Champion as we speak if it hadn't been for Christopher Daniels.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes the Franchise Shane Douglas. He has his back up against the wall in this match. DANIELS LEAPS ONTO DOUGLAS WITH A TOPE CON HILO. Daniels could have broke his ankle if he would have mistimed that. Daniels throws Douglas into the ring and the match begins.
Shane Douglas vs Christopher Daniels and the NAWA World Champion Sting This match is with normal tag team rules. Douglas must win the match or he will not get any more NAWA World Title Shots. If he wins, he gets one final chance at Luck of the Draw. Sting cannot attack Daniels but Daniels can attack Sting. Daniels grabs Douglas and Daniels throws him into the ropes. Daniels hits Douglas with a sick kick to the head. Daniels stands on the throat of Douglas. Daniels picks up Douglas and Daniels whips Douglas into the ropes. Daniels hits a dropkick to Douglas. Daniels goes to the outside and slingshot bodypress to the Franchise. Daniels picks up Douglas and throws him into the corner. Daniels fires some kicks to Douglas but Douglas fires a forearm out of the corner. Douglas throws Daniels into the corner and punches away but Daniels rakes the face of Douglas. Daniels grabs Douglas and drives him down with a DDT. Daniels takes it up top. Daniels dives off and flying fistdrop to the throat. Daniels jams his thumb into the throat of Douglas. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Daniels grabs Douglas and Daniels rams a knee to the gut. Daniels snap mares Douglas. Daniels bounces off the ropes and running neck snap to the Franchise.
Daniels picks up Douglas and Daniels throws Douglas into the ropes. Daniels ducks the head and Douglas drives a knee to the nose of Daniels. Douglas forearms Daniels. Douglas chops Daniels. Douglas hits another forearm to Daniels. Douglas hits an elbowsmash right to the bridge of the nose. Daniels stumbles over and tags in the Stinger. Douglas charges Sting but Sting ducks. Sting hits a single leg takedown and Sting covers Douglas. One, Kickout. Sting picks up Douglas and throws him into the ropes. Sting hits a clothesline to Douglas. Sting grabs the legs of Douglas and goes for the Scorpion Deathlock but Christopher Daniels attacks Sting from behind. Daniels attacked Sting and there isn't anything Sting can do about it because of the stipulations of this match. Douglas looks confused and hooks Sting in an abdominal stretch. Douglas cranks the hold on for a bit and Daniels enters the ring and attacks Douglas to break that up. Daniels drags Sting over to his corner and forces a tag. Daniels enters the ring and stomps away on the Franchise. Daniels grabs Douglas by the hair and rams him across the knee.
Daniels takes it up top. Daniels flies off and drives a knee to the forehead of Douglas. Daniels chokes Douglas. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Daniels picks up Douglas and throws him into the ropes. Daniels hits a spin kick sending Douglas down to the canvas. Daniels picks up Douglas and knee to the gut. Daniels locks a double underhook on Douglas. Daniels is going for the Angel's Wings but Douglas counters by tripping Daniels. Douglas hits a catapault into the turnbuckle to Daniels. Douglas kicks Daniels in the ribs and goes for the Franchiser but Daniels counters with an elbowsmash. Daniels goes over and tags in Sting. Sting enters the ring and whips Douglas into the ropes. Sting hits a backdrop to the Franchise. Sting dropkicks the Franchise down to the canvas. Sting picks up Douglas and Sting lifts Douglas for a Gorilla Press but the ribs go out. Douglas falls on top. One, Two, Daniels breaks up the pin. Daniels grabs Douglas and Daniels punches away. Daniels whips Douglas into the ropes. Daniels charges Douglas but Douglas backdrops Daniels over the top rope and to the floor. Sting runs in for the Stinger Splash but Douglas moves. Sting hits the corner and Douglas backslides Sting. Douglas has the ropes for leverage. One, Two, Three. The World Title Match at Luck of the Draw will now be a Triple Threat Match. Christopher Daniels, Shane Douglas, and Sting.
Handicap-Match Shane Douglas defeated Sting and Christopher Daniels when Douglas pinned Sting after a backslide in 0:11:00. Rating: * 1/4
Disco Inferno, Shawn Stasiak, Mike Sanders, and Ron Waterman run out. They enter the ring. Sting and Douglas are actually working together to attempt to fight them off but the numbers game is too much. Christopher Daniels joins in on the beating. This is Five on Two. This is insane. Sting and Douglas are down in the ring in a bloody pulp. Sercurity isn't attempting to break it up either because they are in the back pocket of Disco. They were punched, kicked, and stomped into a heap. See you next week. Can Ricky Steamboat take down Ron Waterman? We'll find out next week on Glory.
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