We see a brief highlights package involving Norman's misadventures last week, Both tag tourny Qfinals, and Jeff Jarrett's mystery partner.

Two Weeks ago:Steve Armstrong gets beaten by The Enforcers.

Wait a second. Brad Armstrong is storming out to the ring. 2 weeks ago his brother Steve was beaten and nearly dismantled by the Enforcers. Brad has a microphone.

Brad:Last week C.W. Anderson and the enforcers stepped way over the line. See they made a mistake. When you mess with an Armstrong you mess with all the Armstrongs. So C.W. Anderson. You want to mess with the Armstrong's. Well try me on for size bucko.

"The Enforcer Theme" plays and Brad Armstrong rushes down the aisle and starts pummeling C.W. Anderson.

C.W. Anderson(W/Dawn Marie) vs Brad Armstrong Brad bounces the head of C.W. off the stairs, ringpost, guardrail, announcers table, a ringside chair, and a ring bell. Brad then rolls C.W. in and hits a standing dropkick. Brad is in the mount position and is pummeling away at C.W. Brad now rams C.W. into the buckle and Side Russian Legsweep. No Cover. Brad is just wailing away on C.W. some more. Brad now picks up C.W and puts him in the tree of woe. Dropkick by Brad. Dawn Marie enters the ring and gets an inverted atomic drop from Brad Armstrong. Brad is a man possessed. Brad Armstrong is now kicking away at C.W. in the corner some more. Swinger and Simon enter the ring and pull Brad off. PROBLEM SOLVER. The bell rings. Brad wins via DQ.

Brad Armstrong defeated C.W. Anderson by disqualification in 0:01:18. Rating: 1/2*

C.W. Anderson is helped up and he picks up Brad Armstrong. Anderson Spinebuster. Dawn Marie hands C.W. a leather belt. C.W. is going to flog an Armstrong. WAIT A SECOND. Steve Armstrong enters but is beaten down by the Enforcers. Problem Solver to Steve Armstrong. The Road Dogg and K-Kwik run in and run off the Enforcers. But the damage may be already done.

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"The Stripper Theme" plays and out comes Tammy Lynn Sytch. This is a woman's strap match where the winner gets to escort her team to the ring during the Enforcers-Triple Threat match later tonight. This is a tag-all-four corners rules.

"The Enforcer" theme plays and out comes Dawn Marie.

Yappi Strap Match Tammy Lynn Sytch vs Dawn Marie

The bell rings and we have a double hair pull to start. Tammy with a knee to the midsection and a snap mare takedown. Tammy with a dropkick that barley connects. Tammy know whips Dawn into the corner using the strap and hits a drop toehold into a side headlock. Dawn Marie reverses and hits a greco roman hairgrab takeover. Dawn Marie then hits a clothesline. Theirs one corner but Tammy pulls her back into the ring. Tammy hiptoss Dawn and is now spanking her with the strap. Dawn counters by tearing the top of Tammy Lynn Sytch. Dawn now straps Tammy several times in the chest area and goes between her legs. Dawn hits a belly-to-back suplex with aid of the strap. Dawn now tags one corner. She tags two. She goes and tries to tag three but Tammy pulls her dead center. Tammy and Dawn criss cross and hit dueling crossbodys. Dawn Marie ends out on top. Dawn goes to tag the corners but Tammy pulls pulls her pants down revealing the panties of Dawn Marie. Tammy then gives Dawn a wedgie and then spanks her with the strap. Tammy runs the ropes but Dawn catchers her and delivers a whippin' with the strap. Dawn whips Tammy in but Tammy reverses. Dawn hits the corner and Tammy hits a Bronco Buster. Dawn staggers out and Tammy hits a kick to the midsection and a weak Stone Cold Stunner. Tammy tags the first buckle. Tammy tags the second buckle. Tammy tags the third buckle. Tammy tags the no Dawn Marie pulls her back into the center but Tammy stuns her again and tags the final buckle.

Yappi Strap Match Tammy Lynn Sytch defeated Dawn Marie in 0:02:26. Rating: -**

Tammy wins but Dawn Marie is back up. Dawn Marie clips Tammy from behind and is whipping her over the back with the strap raising numerous welts. Dawn Marie now wraps the strap around Sytch's throat viciously. Dawn Marie is attempting to hang Sytch with the strap. Here comes Francine. The other manager of the Triple Threat. Dawn Marie goes for the figure-four but Francine pulls her off [joey styles]CATFIGHT!!!!![/joey styles]. Slaps, hairpulls, and scratching. The referee's come out to break it up. This is getting out of control.

We cut to the back where Norman Smiley is walking backstage.

Norman:I can't believe these barbarians who run the company are forcing me to wrestle in a hardcore match. They know that is against my beliefs. New Jack doesn't even know how to wrestle. All he knows how to do is hit people with weapons and jump from high places with trash cans and put people through tables. That is not honest wrestling and it sets a bad example for the children. Oh well. Better gather up the Norman-Approved weapons.

Norman grabs a stack of paper plates and sees a plastic fork.

Norman:hmm. Is a plastic fork too dangerous. Oh well. It is. You could stab an eye out. I wouldn't want to be responsible for that.

Norman now goes down futher and sees a piece of styrofoam.

Norman:Ah yes. This could be useful.

We fade to a commericial.

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"Disco Fever" plays and out comes the Disco Inferno. Oh great. He has a microphone. Somebody call the production truck to shut off the house mike.

Disco:Welcome to the Shake Your Booty tour 2002. I am your host. The Disco Inferno. But tonight. My opponent is Sid. Now Sid. I am suprised he showed up. Well it isn't softball season yet at least. I hope he remembered his scissors so he could have a chance against the Disco Inferno.

We here "Pyscho" and out comes Sid. He will face Scott Steiner at Rage in the Cage. The bell rings.

Disco Inferno vs Sid Vicious Disco goes for a boot to the gut but Sid blocked it and grabs Disco in a choke. Chokeslam. Cover from Sid. One, Two, Three.

Sid Vicious pinned Disco Inferno after a choke slam in 0:00:09. Rating: -3/4*

Sid picks up Disco and spikes him with a power bomb for an encore. Sid now has the microphone.

Sid:STEINER!!!! You may be one of the toughest men ever. But let me flash back to January 2001. The last time I was at a PPV was in a match involving you. I screwed up my leg as you well know. But that is the past and now is the present. At Rage in the Cage. I will prove to you Steiner while I am the Master and the Ruler of the World!!!

Sid puts down the microphone and leaves to cheers.

Before we go to the commericial break we see highlights of all four tag team title quarterfinal matches. Tonight the Winners meet for the NAWA tag team titles.

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"The Perfect Crime" hits and out come the F.B.I with Big Sal.

Some gentic music plays and out come Roadkill and Danny Doring to some cheers. These two teams have some history. Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated The F.B.I to become the final ECW tag team champions.

The F.B.I.(w/ Big Sal) vs Danny Doring and Roadkill Doring starts out with Tony Mamaluke. They lock up. Chop from Doring. Another chop. Doring whips Mamaluke in. Duck-Down, Leapfrog, and monkey flip. Doring now tags Roadkill. Irish Whip and Double Elbow to Tony. Roadkill now with a forearm to the back and a double underhook suplex. Roadkill drops an elbow on Tony. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Roadkill picks up Tony and whips him into the ropes. Tony tries for a sunset flip off the whip but Roadkill clobbers him. Roadkill now picks up Tony into a bodyslam and rams him backfirst into the buckles. Roadkill then hangs on and powerslams Tony. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Roadkill hits a splash but Sal is up on the apron. Roadkill forearms him off but gets low blowed by Tony. Tag to Guido. Double Hotshot from the F.B.I. They then double russian legsweep Roadkill to the mat. Guido is in and he is now putting the boots to Roadkill. Guido with a cobra clutch with a bodyscissors. Some innovative offense from Guido. Guido is using the ropes for leverage when the referee isn't looking. Roadkill bridges up but Guido hits a cobra clutch suplex onto Roadkill. Guido bridges. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Guido then keeps the clutch on and wraps his legs around Roadkill's body once again. Guido releases the hold and hits some chops. Guido now with a snap mare and a dropkick to the back. Guido now rolls Roadkill over and full nelson camel clutch. Guido is riding back. Tony enters the ring and dropkicks Roadkill in the face.

Guido now hits an armbar takedown into the Fujiwara Armbar. Will Guido get a submission out of the Angry Amish Chicken Plucker. No Roadkill makes it to the ropes. Guido now hits a kick to the midsection and goes to the outside. Sicilian Slice. Guido's version of the Slingshot Rocker Dropper. Guido now tags out to Tony. Guido hits a backbreaker and Tony flies off the top with a frog splash. A backbreaker/frog splash combo. Tony with the cover:One, Two, Thr...Save from Doring. Tony now has Roadkill in a standing headscissors. Can Tony lift him up. YES HE CAN. Tony drops Roadkill with a Powerbomb. Tony now lifts up Roadkill again. Maybe a Double Powerbomb NO Tony hits an ATOMIC POWERBOMB. That Powerbomb/liftup/atomic powerbomb sequence is Tony's new finisher. He calls it the Professional Hit. Cover from Tony. One, Two, Thr...Save from Doring again. Tony now picks up Roadkill and whips in in. Tony with a spin kick and now Tony is taking it to the air. Flying Kneedrop to the forehead of Roadkill. Tony now does a 180 spin and drops another knee. Tony whips Roadkill in and drop toehold into the Dandina Cradle. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Tony hops of Roadkill's shoulders and goes for a rana but Roadkill hits a power bomb. Both men are down.

The crowd is trying to rally behind Roadkill. Doring is pounding on the tournbuckle. Tag to Guido and TAG TO DORING. Doring is in. Clothesline to Guido. Tony runs in but gets dropkicked. Doring whips Guido in and high cross body. Cover:One, Two, save from Tony. Roadkill enters the ring and clotheslines Tony. Doring whips Guido in. Guido goes for a clothesline but Doring ducks it. SUPERKICK. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Sal is up on the apron with a chair and Doring dropkicks it in his face. Doring now has Guido in the double underhook. Going for the wham bam thank you Ma'am no Guido hits an inverted atomic drop out of it. Guido pulls Doring in with a knee. going for the Kiss of Death, NO DORING COUNTERS WITH A ELECTRIC CHAIR SUPLEX. Both men are down but that blasted Sal enters the ring. Sal goes for an avalanche on Doring but Doring moves. Sal hits the corner. Roadkill comes in and chairs Sal. Double Clothesline from Doring and Roadkill sending the big guy to the outside. Guido catches Doring off guard with a single arm DDT. He tries to floatover for the Fujiwara but Doring bodyscissors Guido and rolls him up. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. That was close right their. Doring now whips Guido in and jumping clothesline from Doring. Kip up. Roadkill lifts up Guido and LANCASTER LARIAT OF LUST. Their version of the Hart Attack. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Save from Tony. That was close. Sal pulls Roadkill out of the ring and posts him. Tony hits a powerbomb on Doring. Tony lifts up Doring again. Could Tony hit the Professional hit no DORING RANAS OUT OF IT. Tony is nearly spiked on his head. Doring then hits a plancha onto Sal sending him into the guardrial. Doring climbs up but GUIDO shakes the rope. Doring gets crotched. Doring climbs up. Superplex attempt no Guido gets shoved off. Doring flies off with the Panty Drop Elbow. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Tony makes the save. Roadkill meanwhile jumps Tony and whips him in. DIRT ROAD SLAM(Bossman Slam). Doring however boots Guido in the gut and THE BAREBACK. Cover:One, Two, Three. Doring and Roadkill are in the finals.

Danny Doring and Roadkill defeated The F.B.I when Doring pinned L. Guido after the Bareback in 0:09:03. Rating: ** 1/2

Doring and Roadkill are in the finals after this hard fought match.

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"Simon Says" plays and out come Swinger and Simon with their Bodyguard C.W. Anderson. C.W. is sent to the back however.

"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Brian Lee and Chris Candido. WAIT A BLASTED SECOND. Scott Steiner flies down the ramp. I thought he was suspened. Who let that jackass in the building. Wheres sercurity. Steiner is assaulting Candido and Lee with that blasted pipe. Steiner is now backing sercurity off. Shane Douglas sprints out of the back. Shane Douglas tackles Steiner and we got a fight on the ramp. Steiner guts Douglas with the pipe and hits him over the back. Swinger and Simon have ear to ear grins on their faces. Scott Steiner is doing all the work for them. The riot squad is out and then mace and cuff Scott Steiner. But All three members of the Triple Threat have been beaten like a red headed step child. Swinger and Simon strut down the ramp and roll Lee into the ring.

Semifinals of the tag team title tournament Swinger and Simon vs Chris Candido and Brian Lee.

Candido isn't moving at all. Well he is but he is holding his neck and howling in pain. Meanwhile Swinger slaps Lee in the face and taunts him. Swinger now hits a boot to the midsection and a snap mare. Dropkick to the back of the head. The Enforcers are just toying around with the Triple Threat. Swinger and Simon whip Lee in and PROBLEM SOLVER. Just pin him. Swinger rolls to the outside and grabs Candido. Simon holds Candido while Swinger has Lee slap his hand. These cocky assholes. Candido's neck was injured by that pipe attack. Swinger sets up Candido on the top rope. Simon climbs up and lifts Candido in a flapjack. Swinger stands on the second rope. OH DEAR GOD NO. SUPER PROBLEM SOLVER. That could break Candido's neck. Swinger struts around and covers Candido with one pinky. One, Two, Three. Thats it. Scott Steiner won the match for the Enforcers.

The Enforcers (Simon Diamond and Swinger) defeated The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) when Swinger pinned Candido after The Super Problem Solver in 0:01:00. Rating: **

So the finals will be Doring and Roadkill vs Swinger and Simon.

Coming up next:Norman Smiley vs New Jack in a hardcore match. DON'T YOU DARE GO AWAY.

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"The Norman Smiley Theme" plays and out comes Norman Smiley. He is in the ring.

Norman Smiley:I have decided to wrestle a nice clean techinical match. I won't even use the Norman-Approved weapons. But I doubt that New Jack will be the same good sport. Now he doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch.

"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack with a trash can full of weapons. Norman panics and rolls to the outside.

Norman:HOLD IT. It is so barbaric to use weapons on people. I....

New Jack baseball slides out and HITS Norman with a handicapped parking sign. The bell rings.

New Jack vs Norman Smiley New Jack rolls in the ring and is working over Norman with the sign. Norman is screaming his head off. New Jack grabs a hubcap and hits Norman over the head with it. New Jack jabs Norman in the gut with a "Wet Floor" sign. New Jack now hits Norman with drum sticks. New Jack hits Norman with a dinner plate and then grabs a sickle from his can 'o' plundah. New Jack attempts to stab Norman with the sickle but Norman bolts out of the ring. Norman is running for his life. New Jack gives chase and knocks Norman into some television equipment. New Jack is now doing some carving on Norman Smiley. Norman is busted open. Norman holds out his hands and sees blood on them. Norman screams and grabs the microphone.

Norman:This match is over. The match is over. It will be stopped because I bled. Just stop the damn match. I...

New Jack punches Norman and hits him with a television light. New Jack now throws Norman into the stairs. New Jack reaches in the ring and grabs a DVD player. New Jack rams Norman headfirst into the DVD player. New Jack now grabs the guitar and plays a tune on Norman's head. New Jack grabs the Garbage Can and bonks Norman with it. New Jack now grabs a chain and is wrapping it around the throat of Norman Smiley. New Jack reaches into his shirt pocket and produces a staple gun. NEW JACK STAPLES NORMAN IN THE FOREHEAD. New Jack now staples Norman in the....well lets just say the backside. Norman is really screaming now. New Jack grabs a rake and rakes Norman across the chest with it. This is getting down right sick. New Jack now bashes Norman Smiley with a potted plant and rolls him down the ramp. New Jack is pointing to a ladder which is leading up to the light rigging. New Jack tapes Norman to the table. New Jack is climbing the ladder. New Jack is standing on the light rigging. That is 15 feet in the air. That rigging is awfully wobblely. Norman Smiley somehow wiggles out of the tape and New Jack dives. Norman rolls off the table and New Jack crashes through. A light drops onto the head of New Jack. Norman has a perfect oppertunity to score the pin but Norman declines. Norman is going up the ramp. To get a weapon? No Norman grabs a pitcher of water. Is Norman going to put the final touches NO Norman throws the cold water onto New Jack. Good sportsmanship is one thing but Norman could have pinned New Jack. Norman grabs New Jack and puts him in an armbar when New Jack wakes up. New Jack grabs the empty pitcher of water and BREAKS it over the head of Norman Smiley. Norman is rolled back into the ring. Thats one way to counter an armbar. Norman is rolled back in but The Sandman is coming down the ramp. He is enjoying a beer. New Jack is jawing with the Sandman. These two will meet for the X-Treme title at Rage in the Cage in a Barbed Wire Dreams Cage Match(more on that stipulation later). New Jack comes over but gets beer spit in the eyes. New Jack staggers back and BACKSLIDE FROM NORMAN. One, Two, Three. Norman Smiley scores a fluke pin.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match Norman Smiley pinned New Jack after a backslide in 0:04:44. Rating: * 1/2

Norman Smiley is up and we see the Replay. Norman is upset when he sees that the Sandman spit beer in the eyes of New Jack. Norman can't live with the fact that their was controversy over a win. Norman almost on his knees begging the referee to reverse the decision. The referee says no because it was a hardcore match. Meanwhile on the outside New Jack and the Sandman are brawling all over the building. You will need the United States Calvary to pull these two apart.

Norman is upset but some fan sneaks in from the crowd. He is in a long tenchcoat, sunglasses, and hat. The form looks awfully familiar. Norman gets bashed over the head with a briefcase. THATS ALEX WRIGHT. Alex Wright has a belt and is trying to strangle Norman Smiley with it. Alex releases the hold and hits Norman right across the face with the strap. Alex has a pair of handcuffs and he handcuffs Norman's hands behind his back. Norman is helpless. Alex is whipping away with that strap. This is purely assault. Alex Wright bites Norman on the ear. Norman can't stop any of this. Alex Wright picks up a chain that was in the ring from the hardcore match and is pounding away on Norman Smiley with the chain. Norman is wearing a crimson mask. Alex soaks his hand into the bloodied face of Norman. Alex then presses a bloodied handprint into the chest of Norman. Their may be hell to pay of Alex Wright but will Norman Smiley be in any condition for the match at Rage in the Cage.

A barbed wire dreams cage match is the ropes replaced with barbed wire, no tournbuckle pads, a gigantic coil of barbed wire hooked to each corner of the cage, and a ladder to reach The Sandman's singapore cane which will be wrapped in sharp barbed wire.

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It is now time for the main event. "Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and out comes "The Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak" Balls Mahoney. Wait a second. Shane Douglas has complained to Commisioner Steamboat about Scott Steiner's actions earlier tonight. But instead of a suspension extension Shane Douglas wants Scott Steiner reinstated and it has happened. Shane Douglas also has been granted a one on one match against Scott Steiner next week on Glory. What a big match that will be.

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes the NAWA world champion Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett has been a fighting champion despite the fact that his tactics to retain the title have been a little illegal.

NAWA world title match Jeff Jarrett(c) vs Balls Mahoney

The bell rings. Jarrett and Balls lock up and Balls is drilling those forearms into the face of Jarrett. Into the ropes and clothesline. Balls slams Jarrett into the buckles and hits a kick to the midsection. Balls with a forearm smash. Gutwrench suplex. Balls is now pounding away at Jarrett with punches. Balls lifts up Jarrett. Nutcracker Suite no Jarrett slides down. Stroke attemptno Balls with a back elbow. Samoan Drop from Balls. Balls now kneedrops Jarrett and rear chinlock from Big Balls. Trying to sap the energy out of the champion of the world. Balls realeases the hold and drops an elbow. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Balls whips Jarrett in and bearhug. Again trying to sap the energy out of Jarrett. Jarrett breaks it with an eye gouge. Jarrett then hits a DDT on Balls. Cover from Jarrett. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now picks up Balls and suplexes him into the corner. Balls is tangled in the tree of woe. Jarrett is pummeling away on Balls with kicks to the midsection. Jarrett pulls Balls out of the corner and hits an armbar takedown and now a series of stomps. Jarrett hits a belly-to-back suplex. Jarrett grabs the knee and drops an elbow onto it. Jarrett now stretches the ligaments out and places the leg on the bottom rope. Jarrett sits down on it. Jarrett is up and he does it again. Trying to weaken the knee for the figure four leglock. Jarrett now puts Balls in a kneebar. Can Jarrett get a submission or will that not be enough.

Balls reaches the ropes and now Jarrett stomps the right knee and pulls Balls back into the ring. Jarrett reapplies the kneebar. Balls once again inches his way towards the ropes. Jarrett now scissors the leg and scissors stomp. Jarrett is punching away at the bum knee. Jarrett now drags Balls to the outside. Balls is rammed knee first into the ringpost. Jarrett now hits a kneebreaker to the steel steps. Balls is limping. Jarrett sends Balls careening knee first into the guardrail. Jarrett rolls Balls back into the ring and hits a second rope dropkick to the knee of Balls Mahoney. Jarrett now drops a knee on Balls's knee. Jarrett has Balls and another kneebar slapped on. Balls is riding in pain. Balls reaches the ropes. Jarrett now slides to the outside and bangs Balls's knee on the ring apron. Jarrett climbs up and goes for a flying cross body but Balls ducks it and Jarrett crashes into the canvas.

Jarrett staggers up into some blows from Balls. Irish Whip. Clothesline from Balls. Balls can't do anything to put strain on his knee. Balls hits another clothesline. He whips Jarrett into the ropes and hits an avalanche. Balls now rolls to the outside and grabs his chair. Balls tries to hit Jarrett with it but the referee is in the way. Jarrett tries to pull the chair away from the Balls as the referee tries to maintain order. The ref gets crushed. Balls bashes Jarrett with his weapon of destruction. Balls is celebrating but Scott Steiner runs in and hits Balls in the back of the leg with a pipe. Before anything else can happen Sid runs in and starts brawling with Steiner. Shane Douglas enters the ring and punches Jarrett with a chain wrapped around his hand. Douglas departs. People are brawling all over the building. We cut to the outside where New Jack and The Sandman are still going at it from earlier. Balls covers Jarrett. One, Two, Thr...Steiner pulls the referee out of the ring. Sid was rammed into a door and Steiner escapes. Douglas runs out and goes after Steiner and we have another wild brawl ensue. These two will meet next week. Balls scoops up Jarrett. Nutcracker Suite no Balls's right leg buckles out from underneath him. Jarrett now grabs the guitar and bashes Balls in the right knee with it. Jarrett disposes of the edvidence. Jarrett then locks the figure-four on balls. Balls taps out but their is no referee. Balls just passes out from the pain. Nova comes out and throws in the towel for his friend. The bell rings.

Jeff Jarrett defeated Balls Mahoney after the towel was thrown in at 0:08:43.Balls Mahoney injured his right knee. He will be out for approximately 6 months. Rating: ** (Jeff Jarrett retained the NAWA world title.)

Jarrett is still the NAWA world champion. He worked over the knee of Balls Mahoney in ruthless fashion. Jarrett is refusing to relent on the figure-four. Nova comes in but Jarrett attacks him. Figure-Four on Nova. The bell is ringing. Shane Douglas is occupied by Scott Steiner.

Next Week

Grudge Match Shane Douglas vs Scott Steiner

Non-Title match Nova vs Jeff Jarrett.

For the Vancant NAWA cruiserweight title. Four-Way-Dance K-Kwik vs Juventud Guerrera vs Blitzkrieg vs ???

Norman Smiley's techinical wrestling challenge(AKA a challenge to any NAWA wrestler who can defeat Norman Smiley under 3 minutes without using any punches, kicks, or weapons. If a wrestler can do that he or she gets $1,000,000.)

NAWA international title match Super Crazy(c) vs Too Cold Scorpio.