NAWA Glory 2-21-02
On 2-10-02 the whole world expienced rage in the cage.
{highlights of New Jack and The Sandman hitting each other with weapons, Alex Wright beating Norman to a bloody pulp with a chain, and Scott Steiner hitting Shane Douglas in the ribs with a lead pipe causing Jarrett to retain the world title]
On March 10 it will be Truth or Consequences for the NAWA roster. The road begins TONIGHT.
We see some black and white camera footage. In the corner it says 6:37 pm. This is before we went on the air. We see Scott Steiner walk into the locker room along where we now see Jeff Jarrett watching the finish last night and Jarrett grabs the remote and turns off the tv.
Jarrett:Man what kept you so long.
Steiner:I had to make sure Steamboat didn't see me come in. He might think it looks funny that I am coming into your dressing room.
Jarrett:You got the contract.
Steiner:Right here.
Jarrett:Good. I sign the contract. You get your world title match tonight. and we do it as we planned since I won the belt on January 3rd.
Jarrett grabs a pen and signs the contract. Steiner then signs the contract. They then shake hands. We here a voice.
Voice:Smile Motherfuckers, you're on Candid Camera.
We see that the camera is set down and SHANE DOUGLAS explodes onto Steiner and Jarrett. Shane is swinging a wooden baseball bat. Jarrett and Steiner escape through the door of their lockeroom. But then left the contract that was signed.
Shane Douglas:Well. I guess if Steamboat doesn't get the contract then it is not binding.
Shane Douglas grabs now is ripping the contract up. Shane now is throwing the pieces everywhere like confetti. The camera then fades to black.
We see Steamboat and "the Boss"(well we only see a gloved left hand of "the Boss") watching. Steamboat was handed this tape moments before airtime. So he gave it the production truck to see what it was. and It was evidence of shady dealings trying to get Scott Steiner the world title easily.
"The Boss":Well. If they want to work tonight they will get a match.
Steamboat:I have the perfect match tonight for both of them.
We see the opening video which includes [Flashing Blue NAWA Glory Logo] [Jeff Jarrett holding up the NAWA world title] [Norman Smiley hitting The Sandman with a cardboard box] [Doug Gilbert blinding New Jack with a fireball] [Alex Wright dancing] [Scott Steiner strapping the Steiner Recliner on Sid Vicious at Rage in the Cage] [The Ultimate Warrior hitting Disco with a vicious clothesline] [Curry Man climbing the ladder and grabbing the cruiserweight title belt] [Swinger and Simon hit a Super Problem Solver to Chris Candido] New Jack dives off the cage with a chair putting the Sandman through a table] [Shane Douglas hitting a pittsburgh plunge to Jeff Jarrett] [Sandman spitting beer in the eyes of New Jack] [Jeff Jarrett hitting Balls Mahoney in the knee with the guitar] [Nova hitting a Dragon Rana to Little Guido] [Norman Smiley pins Alex Wright with a quick small package] [quick shot of the champions of the NAWA holding up their belts] [NAWA Glory logo flashes one more time before fading to the arena]
The music of Commisioner Steamboat plays and out comes Commisioner Steamboat. Steamboat has a clipboard and a microphone.
Steamboat:As you just saw Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett are so eager to wrestle tonight. Well tonight they get their chance to wrestle in the ring but not against each other. That can wait untill Truth or Consequences. Oh by the way. The stipulation in the contract is if they match is thrown in anyway Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett will get both their wrestling license's suspended for 6 months. But onto tonights feature bout. Scott Steiner once again cost Shane Douglas the world title. The thing should be to book Scott Steiner vs Shane Douglas one on one but we saw that not too long ago. Shane wants another title shot so heres what will happen. Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett will team up tonight to face Shane Douglas and his partner. His partner will be the newest member of the NAWA roster STING!!! If Sting and Douglas win Shane gets an interference free title shot against Jeff Jarrett next week. and....
"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica plays and out comes Sting. Sting is not too happy.
Sting:Steamboat, DOUGLAS gets the title shot if WE win. If I am not mistaken Douglas already got two world title shots. In the Battle Royal to crown the first champion and at the PPV. How about if we win WE both get a world title shot. If Shane Douglas and The Stinger win it is a Three-Way-Dance for the NAWA world title next week on Glory.
Steamboat:Hey. I have no problem. Do you fans want to see a Three-Way-Dance if Sting and Shane win.
The crowd cheers.
Steamboat:Okay. If both you and Douglas win you both face Jeff Jarrett for the belt in a three way next week.
We fade backstage and a chair goes flying across the room. It is obvious thrown by an upset Jeff Jarrett. The NAWA world champion is pissed off. We fade to
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"Loser" by Beck plays and out come all the jobbers. We see the Jobber Title which has an edition of two nickels taped to it. Power Company I, Power Company II, Adrian Bryd, The Gambler, Dave Burkhead, and Barry Horowitz.
Battle Royal to Declare the First NAWA Jobber Title
The bell rings and the Jobbers explode onto each other. Some poking, prodding and jabbing are going on. I guess these guys are not used to getting offense in. The Power Company are working over Burkhead in the corner with punches. Adrian Bryd comes over and trys to help Burkhead. Horowitz and the Gambler are trading blows and leaning on the ropes. Power Company II throws out Bryd.
PC II threw out A.Bryd in 0:00:46
Power Company now are pounding Burkhead. The Gambler is unloading some forearms and elbows ont Barry Horowitz. Gambler now with an inverted atomic drop and he slaps Barry causing him to stumble over the ropes.
x Gambler threw out Horowitz in 0:01:09
Burkhead knocks the heads over the Power Company together. Kick to the groin to Power Company I and tosses Power Company I
x Burkhead threw out P. Company I after a kick to the groin in 0:01:12
The Gambler now rushes over and is fighting with Burkhead and Power Company II. Power Company one is whipped into Burkhead. Gambler then rushes into them causing Burkhead to take a spill.
x Gambler threw out Burkhead in 0:01:21
Gambler clotheslines Burkhead out for the win. YOUR FIRST JOBBER CHAMPION. The Gambler. He just won a title even lower than the WWF Woman's Championship.
x Gambler threw out PC II after a clothesline in 0:01:23
No-Countout-No-DQ-6-Man Battle Royal for the vacant NAWA Jobber Title: The Gambler won a 6-man Battle Royal: Rating: -** 1/2 (The Gambler won the NAWA Jobber Title.)
That match was like a vacuum cleaner. It both sucked and blowed. The Gambler holds up the NAWA jobber title like it actually meant something.
Backstage:
Disco Inferno is walking around backstage. He bumps into Amish Roadkill. Roadkill turns around and grabs Disco.
Disco:WHOA. Hold up you big mule. I accidentally bumped into you. You should be happy that the Great Disco Inferno took the time of day to grace you with his presense. Now what do you say about that...
Roadkill:CHICKENS.
Disco:Oh. You think I am a chicken now. Well you are Amish so you therefore you are dumb. So I will save this in words that even you can understand. My......Name........Is........Disco.......Inferno......and......I......Am.......Not......A........Chicken. Now what do you think of me now.
Roadkill:CHICKEN!!!
Disco:Oh fine. You think I am scared. Well you big lumux. I will see you in the ring tonight and we will see who is the chicken now. Now what am I now Roadkill.
Roadkill:CHICKEN!!!!
Disco:Oh fine. No use in talking to the Amish anyway. They are stupid and don't have any respect for a superstar the calibre of the Disco Inferno. I am not a chicken. That big ignoramos is going to get Chartbusted tonight.
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"Simon Says" plays and out comes Simon, Swinger, and Dawn Marie. It is now time for an intergender six person tag team match. Swinger and Simon will face Chris Candido and Brian Lee at Truth or Consequences for the NAWA tag team titles. This match was signed by the NAWA executive board before we went on the air tonight.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out come Chris Candido, Brian Lee, and Francine. Tammy Lynn Sytch is also behind them on crutches. That knee injury was courtsy of something that happened on 1-24-02. Lets take you back.
From 1-24-02
Tammy wins but Dawn Marie is back up. Dawn Marie clips Tammy from behind
We see a little highlight of Tammy's knee bending at an angle to caused the injury. we see Chris Candido's neck is healed up from that vicious attack with a pipe from Scott Steiner.
Intergender Match Dawn Marie, Swinger, and Simon Diamond vs Francine, Chris Candido, and Brian Lee(w/Tammy Lynn Sytch)
The bell rings. Brian Lee will start out with Swinger. Lock-up and Brian Lee with a short clothesline. Choke lift and Swinger is thrown into the corner with force. Tag to Simon. Simon will now try his luck. Simon wants a handshake and Lee takes it and forces him up and down still in the vise. Lee now with a bodyslam and Simon scoots over. Tag to Dawn Marie. What in the hell. Francine wants the tag and she gets it from Brian Lee. Here we go. Francine and Dawn Marie explode into each other [Joey Styles]CATFIGHT!!!![/Joey Styles]. A lot of hair grabbing and roll around on the mat. The camera gets an upskirt shot of Dawn Marie. Francine gains the advantage and is slapping and raking the face of Dawn Marie. Francine grabs Dawn Marie and kick to the groin. DDT. Francine now props Dawn Marie into the corner. Francine runs the ropes but Simon grabs her. Francine slaps Simon and low blows him. Francine kicks Swinger in the crotch. Dawn Marie however hits a spear on Francine. Dawn Marie now runs the ropes. Bronco Buster. Yee-Haw!!! Dawn Marie now with a kick to the midsection and Francine gets slammed facefirst into the mat. Dawn Marie now with a greco roman hair grab takeover. Dawn Marie now whips Francine into the ropes. Francine slides under the legs of Dawn Marie and grabs Dawn around the waist. German suplex. Tag to Brian Lee and tag to Swinger. Swinger enters the ring. Lock-up and Brian Lee whips Swinger in. Simon rolls in and crouches behind Lee. Swinger dropkicks Lee sending him over the crouched down Simon. The old school yard trip that they used to defeat The Nasty Boys. Will that be enough. One, Kickout. Simon and Swinger double fist to the midsection. Double Side Russian Legsweep. Cover from Swinger. One, Two, Kickout. Swinger and Simon now hit a splash/spinning legdrop combo. One, Two, Kickout.
Swinger now is stomping away at Lee. Swinger props Lee up in the corner and Dawn Marie enters the ring. Swinger has the offical distracted and kick to the groin from Dawn Marie. Swinger now hits a jumping DDT. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Swinger now sets up Brian Lee and goes for a Swinging DDT but LEE HITS A PRIME TIME SLAM. Both men are down. Will the tag be made no Simon enters the ring and hits a springboard elbowdrop to Lee and drags Swinger over to the corner. Dawn Marie tags herself in. Dawn Marie slaps Brian Lee. Dawn Marie then spreads Brian's legs and hits a kneedrop to the groin. Dawn Marie now helps Brian Lee up. Dawn Marie goes for a frankensteiner, but Brian Lee blocks it. Brian Lee now lifts Dawn Marie in an Undertaker's style power bomb. Brian Lee power bombs Dawn Marie out of her skirt, literally. Brian Lee has a shocked look as he holds Dawn Marie's skirt in his hands. Dawn Marie is wearing thong underwear. Dawn Marie covers her backside and tags Simon. Brian Lee causually tags Chris Candido. Brian Lee then tosses Dawn Marie's skirt into the crowd where several fans fight over it. Chris Candido and Simon Diamond are exchanging blows. Chris Candido now hits a bodyslam on Simon. Chris Candido climbs to the top rope, but Dawn Marie is up on the apron. She taps Chris Candido on the shoulder. Candido turns around and Dawn Marie shows him her ass, but the camera does not show any of the graphic details. Tammy Lynn Sytch takes offense of this and yanks Dawn Marie off the apron. Tammy then puts Dawn Marie on her knee and spanks her with a crutch. Dawn Marie counters by ripping off Tammy's shirt. Dawn Marie then viciously breaks the crutch over the back of Tammy. Dawn Marie goes for the bra, but Francine stops her and throws her into the guardrail. Meanwhile in the ring Candido is set up for the problem solver by Swinger and Simon, but Brian Lee clotheslines Swinger over the ropes and Candido counters the flapjack with a DDT to Simon. Candido now picks up half of the broken crutch laying at ringside and jabs it into the gut of Simon. Candido hits Simon in the face with the crutch. Cover from Candido. One, Two, Three. Francine , Brian Lee, and Chris Candido won the six person intergender tag team match.
The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) and Francine defeated The Enforcers (Simon Diamond and Swinger) and Dawn Marie when Candido pinned Diamond with after hitting him with a crutch in 0:05:27. Rating: DUD
Candido, Lee, and Francine all get their hands raised but Dawn Marie has Tammy's other crutch. She hits Francine from behind with it. Lee and Candido turn around and of course Dawn Marie runs with the crowd getting a full view of her thong(showed on TV with a big CENSORED sign over her ass).
Coming up next:New Jack defends the Xtreme Championship against M.I. Smooth.
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Some Genetic rock music plays and out comes Smooth. Smooth has a two chairs and a table that he is dragging out. This is for the Xtreme Title. The rules are no countouts, no DQs, No Time Limit, Falls Count Anywhere, and their are no double pins. New Jack may be the perfect Xtreme Champion because he has been known to use some innovative weaponry so far in the NAWA. But M.I. Smooth is a big man. It will take an effort from New Jack and the use of everything not nailed down and even some stuff that is. Especially since New Jack has a minor concussian after his match at Rage in the Cage against the Sandman. So New Jack will wrestle at less that 100 percent. Smooth sets up his table at ringside.
"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack with his can 'o' plundah. New Jack throws it in the ring but Smooth hits a clothesline off the apron.
NAWA Xtreme Title Match Smooth vs New Jack
Smooth now throws the chair at New Jack and clotheslines the chair into New Jack. Smooth now pulls pack the mats and he slams New Jack facefirst into the concrete. New Jack however grabs a piece of broken crutch out from earlier and hits Smooth in the gut with it. This barley fazed Smooth and New Jack grabs a toy out of his trash can. New Jack has a computer keyboard and he whacks it over the back of Smooth breaking it in half. New Jack now grabs a alarm clock and busts it over the head of Smooth. New Jack now grabs a picture frame and busts it over the head of Smooth. SMOOTH'S BEEN FRAMED. New Jack now grabs a pair of knumchucks. New Jack twirls them around and whacks Smooth in the groin with the knumchucks. New Jack now grabs a potted plant and breaks it over the head of Smooth. New Jack is digging underneath the ring. New Jack grabs a trash can lid and whacks Smooth in the face with it. He has the Fire Extiguisher. New Jack clonks Smooth with the fire extiguisher. New Jack goes for some more weaponry but Smooth sprays the fire extiguisher in the face of New Jack. Smooth now grabs a coffee urn and clonks New Jack with it. Smooth grabs a toilet seat and now his choking New Jack with it. Smooth then puts the Toilet seat around the neck of New Jack like a necklace and grabs a tube of toothpaste. New Jack is staggering up and Smooth blinds New Jack with a squirt of Toothpaste. Smooth now grabs a stick and hits New Jack in the ribs with it. Smooth now hits New Jack with a hairbrush and a bar of soap. Smooth now puts the soap on the exposed concrete and pushes New Jack over causing New Jack to slip on the soap. Cover from Smooth:One, Two, Kickout. Smooth now props New Jack up against the post and rushes at him with a clothesline. New Jack moves and Smooth clotheslines the post. New Jack will now go to town. New Jack with a hubcap and he hits Smooth over the head with it. Over the shoulder too. New Jack grabs a broom and breaks it over Smooth's back. New Jack now grabs a vacuum cleaner and puts it over his shoulder. He swings with it and hits Smooth in the head with it. New Jack now grabs the broken broom and jabs it in the eye of Smooth. Smooth is holding his eye. New Jack now rips open Smooth's vest and takes off his sports coat. Smooth has a nice dress shirt which. New Jack grabs an iron rod and he has a can of lighter fluid. He rolls Smooth into the ring and New Jack dips the rod in the fluid. New Jack now produces a match and lights it. New Jack now touches the match to the rod and blows. SMOOTH JUST GOT A FIREBALL BLOWN INTO HIS FACE. Smooth's nice shirt has ashes on it. New Jack now grabs the sickle. Oh wonderful. This is going to hurt. New Jack is stabbing the stickle into the head of Smooth drawing a steady stream of blood. New Jack grabs a dinner plate and shatters it over the head of Smooth. New Jack now grabs the guitar and heads to the top rope. SUPER GUITAR SHOT. Smooth is down and New Jack grabs a staple gun. New Jack staples Smooth on the forehead and grabs a chair. New Jack smashes Smooth over the skull with the chair causing him to fall over the top rope and crash stomach first into the table. New Jack covers him at ringside hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. New Jack is still the Xtreme Champion.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: New Jack pinned M.I. Smooth after a chair smash and a stomach fall through a table in 0:04:10. Rating: 1/4* (New Jack retained the NAWA King of Extreme title.)
New Jack now holds up the Xtreme Title. He is getting cheered. New Jack may be the Xtreme Champion for many weeks and months to come.
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"Amish Paradise" plays and out comes Danny Doring. This match is for the NAWA cruiserweight title. Danny Doring and Roadkill lost to Swinger and Simon in the NAWA tag team tournament finals at rage in in the cage. Danny Doring now stands on the turnbuckle and plays to the crowd.
"Super Spice" by NAWA produced plays and out comes the entergentic NAWA cruiserweight champion Curry Man. Curry Man won a ladder match to defeat Michael Modest.
"Keep on Rocking in the Califonia Sun" plays and out comes LENNY LANE??? Lenny has been on the preliminary roster. This is his offical debut. But what business does he have out here. Lenny has a cigar case full of blowpops. Lenny Lane sits down at the announcers table with Joey Styles and Joel Gertner.
Joey Styles:Lenny Lane. What business do you have out here. You aren't in a match. You haven't in stepped into the ring in the NAWA.
Lenny:My business out here is to watch some great Cruiserweight action. The reason I haven't been in the ring is the right opertunities have never happened. I will be in the ring soon enough.
Lenny takes a blow pop and starts sucking on it.
NAWA cruiserweight title Danny Doring vs Curry Man(c)
They lockup and Curry Man with a side headlock. Curry Man walks up the buckles and a flying headlock takedown. Curry Man now hits a second rope twisting crossbody. One, Two, Kickout. Curry Man whips Doring in. Leapfrog. Leapfrog. Monkey Flip. Doring is sent into the ropes. Curry Man with a leaping forearm smash. Curry Man with a cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Curry Man climbs to the second rope. Second Rope Leapfrog on Doring and the arms are hooked in a backslide. One, Two, kickout. Doring goes for a wild swing but Curry blocks it. Kick to the midsection. Double Underhook Power Bomb. One, Two, shoulder up. Curry Man now picks up Doring and whips him in. Spinning Leg Lariat. Curry Man does some jumping jacks and splashes Doring. One, Two, Kickout. Curry Man whips Doring in and kick to the ribs. Abdominal Stretch with Curry Man's right leg bent over the head of Doring. Kind of like a modified octopus hold. He calls that one the Spicey Special. Doring somehow gets to the ropes. Curry now with a kick to the gut and lifts him up in a canadian backbreaker. Curry Man then spins around a few times and drops Doring in a reverse neckbreaker out of the Canadian Backbreaker. Curry Man now hops to the top rope. Flying Bodypress. Curry Man now with a backflip splash. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Curry Man now picks up Doring and spin kick to the back of the head. Curry Man whips Doring in. Corner Charge no Doring gets the foot up. Doring now with a kneelift. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Doring now with a side headlock and a punch. Doring now with a double underhook. Butterfly Suplex. With a bridge. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now picks up Curry Man and forearm smash. Knifehand chop. Another chop. Doring with a european uppercut. Doring now picks up Curry Man. Doring with a double underhook facelslam on the Curry Man. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Doring now is pounding away at Curry Man. Doring now with a full nelson clutch. Curry Man is trying to fight out.
The referee is checking the arm of Curry Man. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Curry Man is trying to fight up. Doring hits a Full Nelson Slam to stop that however. Cover from Doring. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now hits a bodyslam. Doring now is climbing to the top rope. Doring now flys off with the Panty Drop Elbow. Doring now raises his hands in the air. Cover on Curry Man hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Doring picks up Curry Man. Knifehand Chop . Doring with a kick to the midsection. WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM. His version of the double arm DDT. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Danny Doring now grabs Curry Man. Scorpion Deathlock. Will Curry reach the ropes. Yes he does. Doring now pulls Curry and Bareback. This should do it. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Doring whips Curry in and Sleeperhold. Curry may be put out with this sleeperhold. Curry Man however backs Doring into the corner but Doring still has the sleeper slapped on. Curry now falls foward but Doring still has the sleeper locked on. That Camel Clutch style sleeper. Will it be enough. Curry Man is almost gone. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and IT STAYS UP. Curry Man's foot is shaking and he is fighting out of the Sleeper. No Wait Doring releases and whips Curry in. Doring ducks down and Doring hits a high cross body but Curry rolls through. But Doring is in the ropes. Curry goes for a swing but Doring ducks and Doring with a waistlock. GERMAN SUPLEX. Doring now is up and a Second German Suplex. Doring now goes for a third but Curry goes for an elbow. Doring ducks and inverted atomic drop. Doring now with a kick to the midsection and a double underhook power bomb. Doring now climbs to the top rope. Going for the Danaconda no Curry rulls out of the way. Both men are down on the mat again. Both men are up. Curry and Doring punch each other at the same time. Both men are up again. Doring goes for a wild swing but Curry ducks it. Kick to the midsection. Going for the Spicey Drop but Doring slides out of it. Going for the Wham Bam Thank You Ma'Am but Curry hits a backdrop no Doring hangs onto the arms and backslides Curry. One, Two, Thr....In the ropes. Doring thinks he has won. But Curry Man is up. Kick to the back. LAST RITES. An inverted spinning neckbreaker. That should do it. One, Two, Thr.....Shoulder up. Curry Man now jumps to the top rope. Curry goes for a moonsault but Doring gets up. Curry lands on his feet and Doring is celebrating. Curry grabs Doring and SPICEY DROP. That non-spiked version of the Burning Hammer. Cover;One, Two, Three.
Curry Man pinned Danny Doring with the Spicy Drop in 0:06:49. Rating: ** 3/4 (Curry Man retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)
Danny Doring put up quite a fight but Curry Man is still the NAWA cruiserweight champion. Lenny Lane is in the ring. He has two of those blow pops left.
Lenny:Hold on man. I'm not going to attack you. I am just congratlating you on such a sucessful title match. Here have a blow pop man. Its on me.
Lenny throws Curry the Lime blow pop. Lenny now has the mystery flavor blow pop. Curry takes off the wrapper but LENNY HITS CURRY FROM BEHIND WITH THE BLOW POP. Lenny takes off the wrapper and it is a piece of concrete shapped like a sucker. Curry Man is down. Lenny picks Curry Man up and MEMORY LANE. Lenny now rips Curry Man's mask off. And Lenny stuffs the mask down his tights. Curry Man is trying to shield his face from the camera but most people now that under the Curry Man mask is Christopher Daniels.
Lenny:Did you enjoy my new blowpop flavor Christopher. Concrete. Should sell out the market. If you want this mask Curry Man or should I say CHRISTOPHER DANIELS. Come to my hotel room and get it. I will be their waiting. I will still have it stuffed down my pants. So if you still want it and you try to get it I will sue you for sexual harassment. Ta-Ta.
Lenny hits Curry Man over the head with the concrete blowpop and kisses him on the forehead. Lenny now licks his hand and departs.
Backstage:
Jarrett:This is important Scott. You got to prepare for this. If we get beat I am stuck in defending this(points to the world title) in a triple threat match next week. And that idiot Steamboat. If the match is thrown in any way You and I will have our licenses suspended for 6 months.
Steiner:Well we just got to go up their and pound their asses into a pile of dust.
Jarrett:Well thats the plan. But DON'T screw this up.
Steiner:Don't worry. I have never screwed it up. I am worrying about you choking and getting pinned by Douglas like you seem do do in tag team and non-title matches.
Jarrett:Lets not forget who has the belt and has defended the title belt week in week out while you were suspended. I am still the champion without your ass and I can retain the belt without help.
Steiner:Well just hold your end and I'll hold my end. But I DON'T ever screw up.
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At Truth or Concequences a new match has been signed. Lenny Lane vs Curry Man for the NAWA cruiserweight title. Hair vs Belt. If Lenny loses he will cut off his blond golden locks. If Curry Man loses Lenny is the new NAWA cruiserweight champion. The title can change hands on countout or DQ. No Time Limi.
But next up tonight is Norman Smiley vs Super Crazy for the NAWA international title. "Screaming" plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman looks like a wreck from his match with Alex Wright back at Rage in the Cage. Norman has a bandage on his forehead which underneath contains fifty stiches. Norman's right cheek is swollen and bruised. Norman has ten stitches on the right side inside his mouth as well. Norman has a shiner under his eye as well. He looks like a wreck and may feel like one too.
Norman:I will make this short since it is kind of hard to talk with stitches and cotten in my mouth. Tonight Super Crazy will face me for the International title. I will give a fair match and Super Crazy. I am not in the mood for any cheeting because of the injuries to me.
"Just a Little Crazy" plays and out comes the NAWA International champion Super Crazy. He came off of a sucessful title bout vs Disco Inferno, who tonight as got himself into a match with "The Angry Amish Chicken Plucker" Roadkill.
NAWA international title Super Crazy(c) vs Norman Smiley
The bell rings. Super Crazy and Norman lock up and knifehand chop. Another knifehand chop. Crazy rears back and hits a third chop. Norman reverses and hits a drop toehold onto Crazy. Norman now with a dandina cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Norman goes for a kick but he stops and grabs Crazy. Knee to the midsection. Double Underhook suplex. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Norman whips Crazy in. Clothesline ducked and Crazy hits a crucifix. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy with a kick to the midsection and a gutwrench suplex. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy is now pounding at the injured cheek of Norman Smiley. Crazy now punches Norman. The cotten pretecting the stitches for getting out falls out of Norman's mouth. Crazy now slaps Norman across the cheek and Norman is spitting out stitches. Crazy now rakes on the injured right cheek. Crazy puts a clawhold on the cheek. Norman reaches the ropes to break the hold. Crazy now picks up Norman and rams the side of his face into the buckles. Crazy now with a standing headscissors and he lifts Crazy up. He crosses Norman's arms. CRAZY BOMB. A cross-armed power bomb. Crazy gets in the mount position and pounds Norman on the right cheek some more. Crazy overs Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now picks up Norman and bodyslam. Crazy hops to the bottom rope. Moonsault. Crazy hops to the second rope. Moonsault. Crazy hops to the third rope. Going for another Moonsault but Norman rolls out of the way. Both men are up. Norman now picks up Crazy and hits his spinning bodyslam move. Norman goes for the Fair Play(Cross-Face Chickenwing )but Crazy blocks it. Standing switch and Crazy goes for a german suplex. Another Standing Switch and Norman locks in the Fair Play. New Champion perhaps. Crazy may have to tap. Norman turns him and Norman is trying to scissor the body. He doesn't have all of it in. Wait a cotten picken second. Alex Wright is coming from the back. Alex has a cane of some sort in his hand. Norman has the body scissored by Alex pops Norman from behind with the cane. ALEX SCREWS NORMAN. The bell rings signalling a DQ. Norman wins the match but not the NAWA international title.
Norman Smiley defeated Super Crazy by disqualification in 0:03:26. Rating: * 1/4 (Super Crazy retained the NAWA international title.)
Alex has got the cane again. WHACK. Norman falls like a load of bricks. Alex is getting revenge from that fluke at the PPV. Alex now whacks Super Crazy with the cane as well. Alex now picks up Norman and stands on the ring apron. Norman is standing on the second rope and ALEX GERMAN SUPLEXES NORMAN OFF OF THE RING APRON ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE. The Table didn't break but Norman's back might of. Alex hangs on and ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX. This time the table collapses under the weight of Norman. But Norman isn't moving. Alex picks up Norman and DROPS HIM THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE GUARDRAIL. Alex now peals back the mats. Alex puts Norman over his shoulder and K-DRILLER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE. An inverted piledriver on the floor. Norman's career may be over. Thats the same move that almost ended the career of Stone Cold Steve Austin but this was done on CONCRETE. After Norman took two suplexes through a table and was dropped throat first onto the security railing.
We see a replay of Norman getting inverted piledrived on the exposed concrete. It pauses as Normans head hits the floor. You can almost see Normans neck crush on impact.
We see the gourny be loaded out. Norman is not moving. His eyes are shut. This may be the last time we see Norman SMiley in a wrestling ring. Norman is loaded on a backboard. Norman now has a neckbrace put on him. Norman is lifted onto the gourny. Norman is getting rolled out of the arena. Alex Wright is attacking the EMTs. He throws them right and left. Alex is now rolling the gourny with Norman strapped to it up the ramp. ALEX PUSHES NORMAN OFF THE RAMP WITH HIM ON THE GOURNY. Norman is sandwhiched between the gourny and the cold hard concrete. Norman also went through a table on the way down.
Alex Wright:You stupid gutless piece of trash. GET UP. Are you going to be disposed of that easily. Fine. See you in hell Norman.
We peer down to the wreckage. We see Norman's hand moving. HE'S ALIVE!!! Well he wasn't really dead but Norman is trying to move out of the wreckage. It might be hard with an injured back. I thought his neck was broken but Norman may have gotten lucky because well in the replay Norman's right shoulder connected with Alex's knee so Norman minimized some of the impact but it looked like his neck was crushed.
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When Norman Smiley was helped out of the wreckage moments ago the first thing he ask for was an Ambulence match with Alex Wright at Truth or Concequences. The match has been made despite the fact that Norman was nearly killed tonight. The rules of this match are very simple. You have to beat the hell out of your opponent, strap them to a gourny, and put them in the back of the ambuelence which will be in the parking lot.
"Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco Inferno. Disco will face Roadkill one on one tonight. Disco is 0-3 in MCW competition. Disco has the microphone.
Disco:Welcome to the DISCO INFERNO SHOW. I am your host. The Disco Inferno. Tonight I have a very special guest. Somebody who actually thinks I am a chicken. Well the Disco Inferno is not a chicken. He is infact the superstar of 2002. Well Roadkill. Get your dumb Amish ass out here so I can kick it.
"Amish Paradise" plays and out comes Roadkill. Disco kicks Roadkill in the gut. CHARTBUSTER.
Roadkill vs Disco Inferno One, Kickout. Disco picks up Roadkill. Arm ringer. Kick. Kick. Kick. Disco goes for a clothesline but Roadkill ducks it. Into the ropes. Disco jumps. Is caught and spiked in the Dirt Road Slam. One, Two, Three. Roadkill wins.
Roadkill pinned Disco Inferno after the Dirt Road Slam in 0:00:15. Rating: *
Disco is up. Disco is upset about losing. Disco grabs the microphone.
Disco:THIS BLASTED BIASED OFFICIATING. Fast counts for my opponents. Slow counts for Disco Inferno. This is so stupid. If these referee's screw me again I am filing a complaint to "The Boss" and futhermore.....
New Jack enters the ring and hits Disco with the guitar. What the hell is this.
New Jack:Will this idiot ever shut up. Listen Disco. You run your mouth. How abouts I give you an Xtreme Title shot next week on Glory. You can put your money where your mouth is. See you next week fucker!!!
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Time for the feature bout. The fireworks are shooting. This is the biggest match in the history of NAWA glory.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool play and out comes Scott Steiner w/Midajah and his trusty pipe. Scott Steiner stands on the second turnbuckle and soaks in the boos from the crowd.
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett has the guitar and the NAWA world title belt strapped around his waist. Jarrett goes to the opposite turnbuckle and fireworks go off.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas with Francine. Shane Douglas now stands on the stairs.
"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica plays and the lights go out. But the blue spotlights come on and out comes Sting. Sting swings his baseball bat a few times and Douglas and Sting enter the ring and go toe to toe with Steiner and Jarrett. The bell rings. The lights come back on.
Sting and Shane Douglas(w/Francine) vs Scott Steiner(w/Midajah) and Jeff Jarrett
Sting tosses Jarrett and Douglas is unloading onto Steiner with punches. Douglas whips Steiner in and forearm smash. That one sounded like a brick shattering on concrete. Shane now hits a rolling forearm smash. Shane now rams Steiner into the corner. Tag to Sting. Shane and Sting whip Steiner in and double elbowsmash. Sting now yells ITS SHOWTIME FOLKS. Sting with a bulldog and Sting is now pounding away at Big Poppa Pump. Sting whips Steiner in and Stinger Splash no Steiner got the boot up. Clothesline no ducked. Over the hip. Sunset Flip. No blocked. Forearm smash no Sting slid out and Sting with some shots to the back of Steiner. Sting now whips Steiner into the buckles. Sting now tags to Shane Douglas. Shane now elbows Steiner in the face. Shane runs the ropes but Jarrett clotheslines him in the back of the head. Steiner now Steiner Lines Shane from the front. Bicep Kiss and an elbowdrop from Steiner. Steiner now lifts up Shane. Knee to the midsection. Steiner now with a forearm to the back. Steiner with another forearm to the back. Steiner with a third forearm to the back. Steiner now rakes his fingers down the back of Shane. Steiner has a boot choke on Shane. One, Two, Three, Four, Steiner releases. Another Bicep Kiss and another elbowdrop. Steiner now picks up Douglas and inverted atomic drop. Short Arm Steinerline. Steiner now with a third bicep kiss and a third elbowdrop. Tag to Jarrett. Steiner holds Shane and Jarrett punches him in the side. Jarrett now with a kick to the midsection and Jarrett grabs the hair and forces Shane backwards. Shane collides with the mat. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett is up and Jarrett is now choking Shane. One, Two, Three, Four. Jarrett climbs to the second rope. Second-Rope Axhandle. Jarrett now kicks Shane and a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett puts Shane's neck on the ropes and is choking him. One, Two, Three, Four. Jarrett now runs into the ropes and he sits down on the back of Shane. Strut. Strut. Strut. Jarrett now with a kick to the midsection and Triple H style facebuster. Some more struting and another corner. One, Two, Kickout.
Jarrett now grabs in a side headlock and elbowsmash to the back of the head. Front Facelock and Jarrett sets Shane on the top turnbuckle. Jarrett climbs up with him. Superplex sending Shane crashing to the mat hard. Cover:One, Two, Thr....shoulder up. Jarrett now grabs Shane and vertical suplex. Jarrett hangs on and another vertical suplex. Jarrett hangs on and a front suplex across the ropes. Scott Steiner runs over and forearms Shane in the face causing him to fall off and crash against the guardrail. Jarrett now baseball slides outside the ring and rams Shane into the railing again. Steiner is up and Jarrett has the offical. Shane gets introduced into the railing again. Shane gets pitched back into the ring. Cover from Jarrett hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Shane gets out of another pin. Shane has been known to get out of a lot of punishment here in the NAWA before getting pinned. Jarrett tags in Steiner. Steiner now picks up Shane. Forearm to the back. Double underhook. Double Underhook Power Bomb. Steiner with a cocky cover. One, TWo, Kickout. Steiner now picks up Douglas and rams him backfirst into the buckles. Steiner with another forearm. Shane has taken numerous suplexes and forearms to that back. This could be the beginning of the setup to the Steiner Recliner. Steiner now is backing up the referee but Midajah is about ready to whack Shane from behind with the pipe no Francine runs over and Catfight #2 tonight happens. Francine and Midajah have a double hair pull and DAWN MARIE RUNS OUT FROM THE BACK. Dawn Marie attacks Francine from behind with a club. Dawn Marie has changed into jeans that look to be two sizes to big. Tammy Lynn Sytch with the aid of a crutch lifts out but Midjah hits her. Midajah now grabs Tammy's crutch and starts assaulting both Tammy and Francine with it. Meanwhile in the ring Steiner hits a backbreaker to Shane. Steiner now with more forearms to the back and a double underhook power bomb again. Steiner now throws Shane to the outside and Steiner puts Shane in a bearhug. Spinefirst into the ring post. Steiner does it again. Steiner does it a third time and spinebusters Shane through the recently repaired announcer's table. Shane is dead. But Steiner rolls him back in the ring. Steiner lifts up Shane again and STEINER SCREWDRIVER. A vertical suplex into a piledriver. Steiner with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Steiner places Shane on th top rope. BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD SUPERPLEX. With both men on the top. Im-press-ive. Shane nearly landed on his BY god head. Steiner now rolls over Shane and is punching away at the lower back area. Steiner grabs Shane and STEINER RECLINER. Steiner is slowly putting Shane out. Will Shane Douglas pass out from the pain. Shane is almost gone. Shane's eyes clamp shut. This is just like Sid at the PPV. The referee is checking the arm even through it is a forgone conclusion. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and IT STAYS UP. Shane Douglas eyes pop right back open and Shane is trying to fight his way up. Shane now fights up and ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP TO STEINER.
Sting is pounding on the turnbuckle trying to get the crowd to rally behind Shane Douglas to get him to the corner. Steiner is rolling over. Tag to Jarrett and HOT TAG TO THE STINGER. Sting is in. Fists of fire. Dropkick to Jarrett. Sting now whips Jarrett in. Steiner enters the ring and goes to Steiner Line Sting but Sting ducks and Jarrett gets hit. Jarrett falls into the corner and Sting dropkicks Steiner into Jarrett. Sting now runs the ropes. STINGER SPLASH TO STEINER AND JARRETT. Jarrett is totally squased. Sting now backhands Jarrett and does the same to Steiner. Sting now throws Steiner to the outside. Sting now grabs Jarrett. Scorpion Deathlock no Steiner from behind to break it up. Shane enters the ring and fights with Steiner. The referee is losing control of this match. Jarrett grabs Sting's bat. Jarrett swings it at Sting but Sting ducks. Scorpion Death drop no Jarrett blocks in. Jarrett whips Sting in but Crucifix from Sting. Steiner stomps Sting and throws him into Douglas who has return to the corner. Thats a tag. Douglas is in and he is unloading on Steiner. Jarrett is back up and he clotheslines Sting up. Jarrett goes after Douglas but Douglas punches him. Steiner now jumps him from behind. Sting reenters the ring and clonks the heads of Steiner and Jarrett together. Midajah climbs to the top rope(Dawn Marie has left and Tammy Lynn Stych and Francine are out on the entry way) and hits a flying axhandle to Sting which Sting barley registers. Sting is chasing Midajah up the ramp. Shane goes for the Pittsburg Plunge on Jarrett but Steiner breaks it up. Jarrett now holds Shane while Steiner grabs his pipe. Shane with a low blow to Jarrett and a charge to Steiner. Clothesline and Shane is pounding away at Steiner. Jarrett clips Shane and grabs him. Steiner now grabs the pipe and swings it. Shane low blows Jarrett and ducks it. JARRETT GETS HIT WITH THE PIPE. Sting meanwhile pulls Steiner out of the ring and SHANE ROLLS UP JARRETT. One, Two, Three. Shane and Sting win. Triple Threat Match next week.
Shane Douglas and Sting defeated Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner when Douglas pinned Jarrett after a schoolboy roll up in 0:10:03. Rating: ***
Shane walks up the ramp and the lights go out. When they come back on Sting is gone. Steiner enters the ring and helps Jarrett up. Steiner turns around and Jarrett grabs his guitar. Jarrett spins Steiner around and KA-Bong!!! Jarrett layed out Steiner. Jarrett then says PAYBACKS A MOTHER, STEINER. Thats for screwing up.
Next Week
NAWA world title Three-Way-Dance Sting vs Shane Douglas vs Jeff Jarrett(c)
NAWA xtreme title Disco Inferno vs New Jack(c)