NAWA Glory 3-7-02.
We see slow-motion footage of last week's double pin finish. Then the triple main event being Shane Douglas vs Sting and Jeff Jarrett vs Scott Steiner and the winners will meet in the finals. Will Jeff Jarrett escape with the NAWA world title.
"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes a angry New Jack. New Jack is pissed off at losing the Xtreme Title against Disco Inferno. New Jack has a microphone.
New Jack: Last week I fucked with by Disco Inferno and his idiot Elvis wanna-be sidekick. I get my rematch at Truth or Consequences but I can't wait to murder somebody. Anybody in the back who has more guts than brains, I dare you. Come out and Try Me. I repeat I DARE somebody to come out and accept my challenge. Try Me. I said try...
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays and out comes Scott Steiner. Oh great. He isn't even booked tonight.
Steiner: Listen to me New Jack. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. You dared somebody to try you and standing before your punk ass is somebody who will try you. Somebody who can kick your ass.
New Jack: Steiner, you walk around like you are tough shit. Well lets see what you are made of. Tonight I challenge you to a streetfight. Come as you are, bring what you want. This is not an xtreme match this is more physical. You have been sentenced to get your ass kicked Steiner.
Steiner: Listen New Jack I have been in a few streetfights in my day and I have bloodied the person so bad.
Wow. Tonight is going to be one of those nights. New Jack will face Scott Steiner in a Streetfight tonight live from Chicago. This sunday the NAWA will have Truth or Consquences live from its home base in Peoria, Illinois. Disco Inferno will face Super Crazy for the International Title. Will Disco aquire double gold tonight. Alex Wright will be action and the Triple Threat will face the Enforcer's in a six man tag team match. The Enforcer's have also have hired the NAWA world champion Jeff Jarrett to soften up Brad Armstrong further. Jeff Jarrett will face Brad Armstrong tonight for the NAWA world title in one half of tonight's double main event(the other is the streetfight).
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"Clap" plays and out comes Scotty Anton. Several roster cuts and I am surprised he hasn't been fired yet.
Scotty Anton: I have been here since the beginning and what does it get me. Nothing. I quit the NAWA. If it a breach of contract, Screw it. Because I am quitting tonight.
Anton starts to leave "In the Dragon's Lair" plays and out comes Commisioner Steamboat.
Steamboat: You may have quit but since if their are any fans out their for Scotty Anton they must have a final match. Here is your opponent Scotty.
"Ultimate Warrior" plays and the Ultimate Warrior sprints to the ring. Anton's eyes grow as big as saucers. Warrior enters the ring and shakes the ropes. Anton clips him in the knee from behind. He does it again and the bell rings.
"The US Male" Scotty Anton vs The Ultimate Warrior Anton drops two elbows on the Warrior's knees. Anton is now going for the Clap Trap(Sharpshooter). He turns Warrior over. This could be the end of this match that was should have been Scotty Anton's last dance. WARRIOR IS POWERING OUT. Warrior kicks Anton off. Anton staggers off into the ropes. Clothesline. Anton is trying to pull himself up and another clothesline. Anton now trys to run into Warrior but eats a third clothesline. Warrior then whips Anton in and Jumping Shoulderblock. Warrior then picks up Anton in a gorilla press and drops him facefirst onto the mat. Warrior then hits a splash to the back of Scotty Anton. Warrior rolls Anton over and covers him with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Three.
The Ultimate Warrior pinned Scotty Anton with the Big Splash in 0:00:53. Rating: -1/4*
Warrior does some posing and flexing. Then he shakes the ropes. Warrior then sprints to the back. The Warrior has left the building.
Now its VIDEO PACKAGE~ Time. We are to look at the issues of Norman Smiley and Alex Wright. Lets go to the package now.
[We see Alex Wright pinning Norman Smiley with a german suplex and feet on the ropes back in January. Then we see Norman distracting Alex and causing him to be pinned by Super Crazy. Then Alex is shown handcuffing Norman and punching the hell out of him with a chain. Then we see Alex Wright costing Norman the first annuel Norman Smiley technical wrestling invitation(tm) against New Jack. Footage of Norman Smiley sending a decoy in the cage and Norman rolling Alex up at Rage in the Cage. Highlights from the Chain Match in a Cage are as follows:Norman getting lowblowed, hangman's neckbreaker from Alex Wright, back suplex off the cage from Norman, Norman flying facefirst into the cage, the chain getting raked against the bloody face of Norman, series of chain-punches from Alex, top-rope german suplex release from Wrigt, second-rope fistdrop with the chain, and a surprise small package. Then we see the brutal beating from two weeks ago. Two suplex through the table, throat dropped on the railing, inverted piledriver on the floor, and the gurny trip off the ramp. Finally we see the Norman Smiley-Alex Wright Ambulance Match graphic appear. Is Norman 100 percent or will Alex Wright crush his foe once and for all)
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"Rowdy" plays and out comes the Road Dogg. The Road Dogg is ready for this one on one match with Alex Wright.
The Berlyn theme plays and out comes Alex Wright. Alex has that walking stick that he mauled Norman from behind with two weeks ago. Road Dogg has the microphone.
Road Dogg: Yo Chi-Town. Its me. Its that D-O-Double G. I am just kicking and ready to....
Alex Wright whacks Road Dogg behind with the walking stick. Alex Wright now german suplexes Road Dogg and bridges.
Road Dogg vs Alex Wright The referee wheels around and counts:One, Two, Three. Alex Wright wins in record time.
Alex Wright pinned Jesse James after a German suplex in 0:00:05. Rating: DUD
Alex now is up and he is stomping the life out of Road Dogg. Here come random people from the back but Alex gives them a sound whack with the walking stick as they try to come in. Alex goes back and is mauling Road Dogg. A ear-splitting pop comes and we here ambulance sirens. NORMAN SMILEY IS DRIVING AN AMBULANCE INTO THE ARENA. Alex has a look of shock on his face and Norman jumps out of the ambulance. Norman goes after Alex Wright but Wright hits him with the walking stick. Alex now signals and he rolls to the outside. Alex peals back to the mats. Not this again. Norman is down No scratch that. Norman has now sat up and Alex is busy jawing with some fans. NORMAN BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICKS ALEX FROM BEHIND. Norman now rears and locks in the dreaded full nelson. Alex is trying to escape but Alex is slowly fading. And yes indeed Norman does have his fingers locked. Norman lets go of the hold and Alex Wright slumps to the floor. Norman now takes out a gourny. Will this be a preview of the stretcher match at Truth or Consequences. Norman goes to put Alex on the stretcher but ALEX CLONKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A WRENCH. What in the hell did that come from. Alex pulls the gourny out but Norman is up again. NORMAN CONQUEST IS SLAPPED ON. Norman doesn't have any quit in him. Alex is fading fast but ALEX FALLS BACKWARDS SENDING NORMAN OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE. That broke the hold. Alex is now up. Alex drags Norman on top of a metal equipment case. Alex lifts Norman for a piledriver but NORMAN BACKDROPS OUT OF IT SENDING ALEX OFF THE CASE ONTO THE CONCRETE BELOW. Norman is standing tall and Alex is down on the floor. If this is any indication of what the match at Truth or Consequences is going to be like it will be a great one.
Backstage
We see "The Boss"(well his gloved left hand) talking to Commisioner Steamboat.
Steamboat: Well boss we still got an international title defense to book at the PPV. Disco will get a title shot tonight but he may not win. So who is the International Title number one contender.
"The boss":I'd rather not say. Their is cameras everywhere and I have a certain former wrestler from the competition that I have been in talks with for the past couple of weeks. He has held gold before and I do believe he has the credentials to get an international title shot. I will give him a ring once the TV cameras are off so no nosy camera man spills the beans.
Steamboat:Another problem. We have a New Jack vs Scott Steiner streetfight here tonight. We do not have a referee who will be willing to get in that mess and count the three. Any...
We see the Sandman arrive at the front desk. He taps it with the Singapore cane. We still only see the Boss's left hand.
Sandman: I couldn't help overhearing your problems and quite frankly no full-time referee should have to get in there. But since it is a streetfight you should have a hardcore referee.
Steamboat:Well...
"The Boss" throws a referee shirt at Sandman.
"The Boss":Heres your uniform. Don't you dare soak it with beer or else I will dock you pay.
The Sandman puts on the shirt and leaves.
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This next match is for the NAWA international title. A hip-hop remix of "Disco Fever" plays and out comes the Xtreme Champion Disco Inferno. Disco has a headband made of barbed wire and he is just in a dirty black NAWA t-shirt and blue jeans.
Disco: The nampy pampy wishy washy Disco Inferno is dead. Say hello to Hardcore Disco. Last week I DEMOLISHED New Jack. I beat him within an inch of his life. I proved that he is just another johnny-come-lately that doesn't even diserve to worship the ground that the Disco Inferno spits on. Now lets get Xtreme and tonight Hardcore Disco will strike double gold when he wins the International title. Lets get funky.
"Just Super Crazy" plays and out comes The NAWA international champion Super Crazy. Disco rolls out of the ring. What is he doing. Disco is pulling out some cheesy trash can lids, kendo sticks, cinderblocks, and a taped up table. Disco invites Super Crazy to come and get him.
NAWA international title NAWA Xtreme Champion Disco Inferno vs Super Crazy
Crazy baseball slide dropkicks a cinder block into the face of Disco and IT EXPLODES ON IMPACT. It turns into nothing but dust. Crazy then goes after Disco and throws him headfirst into the guardrail. Disco now blades himself right in front of the front row. Super Crazy now hits a thesz press from the ring apron no Stun Gun on the guardrail from Disco. Disco now rolls Crazy into the ring and Disco with the cheesy alluminium trash can lids. Disco flys off but Crazy dropkicks him on the way down. Disco rolls to the outside and grabs a fire extiguisher. DISCO SPRAYS CRAZY WITH THE FLAME RETARDENT OF MILD DISCOMFORT~! Crazy staggers around blind and Disco with a kick to the midsection. Disco now with a standing headscissors and THE MACERENA PILEDRIVER(standing headscissors, macerena dance, lift up, Jumping Piledriver). Disco now climbs to the second rope. Boogie Woogie Elbowdrop from the second rope. Cover from Disco hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Disco now picks up Crazy in a suplex and drops him gut first onto the top rope. Disco now grabs the fake kendo stick and does a bunch of fake karate motions. Disco then gets all tripped up. Crazy meanwhile hops to the outside and hits a slingshot rana into a double leghook. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Disco is up. Disco now with a THESZ PRESS. Piston like right hands from Disco Inferno. Disco now gives Crazy the double bird. Kick to the Midsection. Chartbuster no shoveoff and Crazy spin kicks Disco to the ground. Crazy now picks up Disco and pumphandle suplex into a bridge. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Disco now gets kicked and FISHERMAN DDT FROM CRAZY. The crowd pops nuts for this dangerous move. Crazy now climbs to the top rope and PHOENIX SPLASH MISSES. Disco now kicks Crazy and Disco hits an implant DDT. Cover from Disco hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up.
Disco now puts Crazy on the top rope and Belly-to-Back superplex. Crazy quivers on the mat and Disco drops an elbow to the sternum of Crazy. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Disco now picks up Crazy and Boogie Woogie Neckbreaker connects. Disco with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Disco is frustrated and he rolls to the outside. He snatches a fans drink and pulls up Crazy. Disco sloshes the fans drink in the face of Crazy and this just wakes Crazy up. Disco is playing to the crowd but eats a pivoting back brain kick from the insane luchadore. Crazy now with a double underhook. Crazy hits a TIGER DRIVER 91~! on Disco. I don't think Disco will make it to T Or C with a healthy neck. Crazy now climbs to the second rope and Big Van Crush from Crazy. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Crazy now puts Disco on the top rope. Perhaps a superplex no a super fisherman buster is hit. Disco is clinically dead. Crazy now lifts up Disco and goes for a backdrop driver but Disco flips over. Crazy with a backward kick and a frankensteiner. Crazy now climbs to the top and awaits Disco to get up. Crazy now with a springboard axhandle. Crazy now goes for the trifecta but he misses the first moonsault. Crazy is up and Disco charges. Crazy ducks a clothesline and the referee gets popped. HERE COMES THAT ELVIS DUDE AGAIN. Elvis enters the ring and hits Crazy with a chair. Elvis and Disco do a stomping on Crazy but New Jack runs out from the back and attacks "Elvis". Disco now hits the Chartbuster but New Jack hits Disco and starts choking him. The referee gets up and calls for the DQ. Disco wins this match but not the International title.
Disco Inferno defeated Super Crazy by disqualification in 0:06:52. Rating: *** 1/2 (Super Crazy retained the NAWA international title.)
"Elvis" trys to chair Disco but He got caught. New Jack then rips the chair out of the hands of this guy. Disco has escaped however and NEW JACK CRACKS THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THIS ELVIS LOOK ALIKE. New Jack now is going down the aisle to look for Disco. I wouldn't want to be Disco if New Jack ever catches up with him.
We then fade to a room with candles lit and a pink spotlight. Lenny Lane is now still clutching the Curry Man mask which has bows on it.
Lenny:Christopher. You are mine and mine alone. You played right into my hands. Last Week you touched me in a place that you shouldn't touch. You violated and harassed me Christopher. The NAWA cruiserweight title is the thing that makes a wrestler so desirable. Everybody wants to lay on top of him for three seconds to try and get the pin. At Truth or Consequences your truth will be finally realised. You will enjoy the sound thrashing I give you and you will scream out my name begging for more. I will finally realise that all your stamina is gone and then I will finish you off because my enjoyment as ended. So as you sit in a dark dampened jail cell waiting to get out remember. I will deliver the hard cold solid truth and it may be a hard thing for you to suck. That is the way it is and (in a whisper) the way it should be.
Lenny then starts making out with the Curry Man mask as we fade out quickly.
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Next up is a big six man tag team match. The next chapter in the saga of the Triple Threat vs The Enforcers. The managers of both teams:Francine for the Triple Threat and Dawn Marie for the Enforcers will be handcuffed to the ringpost.
"Enforcer" plays and out comes C.W., Simon, and Swinger. The Enforcers are making their way to ringside. Dawn Marie is now being handcuffed to the ringpost by two sercurity guards .
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes The Triple Threat. Shane Douglas, if he defeats Sting, will get a chance later on in the Main Event to become the NAWA world champion. Chris Candido and Brian Lee get a chance at Tag Team Gold as well against Swinger and Simon. The bell rings and the match starts.
The Triple Threat vs The Enforcers The bell rings and Chris Candido starts out with Simon Diamond. Lock-Up and Candido with a full nelson. Simon with a standing switch. Simon with a waistlock takedown. Floatover. Front Facelock. Reversed into a hammerlock from Candido and in the ropes. Back to a standing position. Lock-up 2 and Candido an abdonimal stretch and he hooks Simon under the leg. Abdominal Stretch Rollup. One, Two, Kickout. Some good WRESTLING tactics displayed during the get go. Candido now with a drop toehold and a oklahoma side roll. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now with an armdrag on a weary Simon. A second armdrag. Candido with a standing dropkick and Simon takes a powder. Tag to Swinger. Swinger enters the ring and rushes at Candido. Candido with a duck-down and a leapfrog. Followed by a dropkick. Candido now climbs to the top rope and dives off with a springboard schoolboy rollup. One, Two, Kickout. Swinger goes for a spin kick but Candido ducks it. Candido now with a kick to the midsection and kneelift. Tag to Brian Lee. Brian Lee enters the ring and grabs Swinger in a chokehold. Going for the Prime Time Slam but Swinger kicks him in the groin. We see C.W. distracting the referee so that low blow could happen. Swinger now goes for a swinging neckbreaker but Brian Lee grabs onto the ropes to block the hold. Tag to the Franchise. Shane Douglas now runs at Swinger and clotheslines Swinger. Shane whips Swinger in and charges in. Swinger moves and Shane hits shoulder first onto the ring post. It was that bum shoulder that has been injured since before Rage in the Cage. Swinger now with a kick to the midsection and a single arm DDT. Swinger is driving some well placed knees into the arm of Shane Douglas and a standing armbar is trying to wear out out the shoulder futher. Swinger releases the hold and standing arm wringer. Shane sells it by flipping over and Swinger does a corkscrew legdrop to the arm. Shane screams out in pain to sell this beating even futhur. Tag to Simon and Swinger holds the arm while Simon kicks it. Double arm wringer by the tag team champs. Simon hits a hammerlock bodyslam on Shane Douglas. Simon maintains the hammerlock and rams Douglas's arm into the canvas. Simon hits an armbar takedown and floats over into the Crippler Crossface. Shane Douglas is trying to reach the ropes. He makes it barely and Simon releases the hold. Tag to C.W. Anderson. Anderson grabs Shane and rams him shoulder first into the ringpost. Shane Douglas's arm is hanging like a limp noodle. C.W. now hits an armbreaker on Shane Douglas. C.W. tags to Swinger. Anderson holds out Shane's arm extended and Swinger hits a sommarsault legdrop to it.
Swinger whips Shane in and hits a spin kick. Swinger then poses to the crowd he is wasting valuable time. Swinger then casually grabs Shane's good arm and shoulderblocks the bad arm. Swinger does it again. Swinger yells out to the crowd. Douglas however pulls him in for a short arm clothesline. Swinger spent too much time playing to the crowd. Shane however hit the clothesline with his injured arm so he is hurt too. Now the race is on who will make the tag first. Swinger is closer. Tag to Simon and HOT TAG TO BRIAN LEE. Brian Lee is in fist of fire. Clotheslines for all. Swinger and Simon try to surprise him by hitting a double kick to the midsection. When they go for a double suplex it is blocked. BRIAN LEE SUPLEXES BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. Brian Lee now tags to Chris Candido who is on the top rope. SWANDIVE HEADBUTT TO SIMON. Cover from Candido hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Save from Anderson. Candido now hits a german suplex into a reverse cradle. Candido floats over and a release german suplex. Candido now goes after Simon who has rolled to the outside. Springboard Crossbody from Candido. Candido now sends Simon into the guardrail a couple of times and rolls him back in. Simon does the Ric Flair Beg-Off and as Candido goes closer. UPPERCUT BETWEEN THE LEGS. Simon now with a DDT and now the tide has turned once again. Tag to Swinger and now Simon puts Candido on his shoulders and Swinger flies off with a crossbody. Modified version of the Doomsday Device. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Swinger now with some martial arts kicks and irish whip. Swinger with a sleeperhold but Candido is in the ropes almost as the hold is locked on. Swinger however hits a swinging neckbreaker on Candido and tag to Anderson. Anderson is in and bodyslam on Candido. Rear Chinlock on Candido. That just took about all the heat out of this match but Candido is up to the standing position. C.W. lets go and clubs Candido in the back of the head. C.W now with a short arm clothesline and Candido screws up on a 360 sell nearly landing on his head.
C.W whips Candido in and boot to the midsection. Gutwrench suplex. C.W tags into Simon. Simon enters the ring and props Candido into the corner. Knifehand chop. Knifehand Chop. Simon now with a fireman's carry. Goes for the Simonizer but Candido counters with a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Simon then dropkicks Candido as he comes back to his feet. Simon now puts Candido in a standing headscissors and Swinger is on the second rope. PILEDRIVER SPIKE. Tag to Swinger and Swinger covers Candido. One, Two, Thr...Brian Lee saves. The referee is argueing with the Triple Threat and Swinger and Simon lift Candido on their shoulders. They then feed him to C.W. who is on the top rope. Swinger and Simon stand on the bottom rope and hook an arm each. SUPERBOMB BY THE ENFORCERS. Triple Team style Superbomb. Candido's neck may be broken. Swinger places innocent when the referee turns back around and casually hooks an leg. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Candido somehow had the presense of mind to stick the foot on the bottom rope. Tag to C.W. C.W now grabs Candido and LARIAT. Candido crumbles to the mat like a piece of lumber snapped in half. Cover from C.W. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. C.W. now whips Candido in and kick to the midsection. DDT from C.W. Tag to Simon Diamond again. C.W holds Candido while Simon hits a kick to the midsection. Snap Mare takeover and rear chinlock from Simon Diamond. The crowd is trying to rally behind Candido but Candido is about done. That chinlock may be the end of the line. Candido has been beaten for a while now.. The referee is checking with Candido. The Arm lifts and it falls. The Arm is up and it goes down. If it hits the ground a third time it is the end of this match. The arm goes up and STAYS UP. Candido is trying to get to his feet. Simon breaks the hold and Simon now with a double underhook suplex. Cover from Simon:One, Two, Kickout. Simon Diamond now picks up Candido and bridging back suplex. Both mens shoulders are on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder Up from Simon, Kickout by Candido. Simon now picks up Candido. SIMONIZER. That should do it. That should be enough. Cover from Simon:One, Two, Thr...Simon pulls Candido up. HOW COCKY IS THAT. Simon now goes to the air. Simon goes for a flying splash but Candido rolls out of the way. Now is the chance for Candido to make a tag. Simon rolls over and he is going to his corner. Candido is crawling. Tag to Swinger and TAG TO THE FRANCHISE.
Douglas is in. Series of jabs to Swinger. C.W. enters the ring and gets taken down with a clothesline. All six men are in the ring. Its a pear six. Brian Lee whips C.W. into the ropes but C.W. reverses and THE REFEREE AND BRIAN LEE BUMP HEADS. The referee is laying on the corner by Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie is getting into the pocket. Dawn Marie has found the key to the handcuffs. Dawn Marie uncuffs herself. Dawn Marie now enters the ring and low blows Shane Douglas. Dawn Marie now rolls to the outside and taunts Francine who is still cuffed to the ring post. Meanwhile Swinger hits an armdrag takedown into the cross-armbreaker. This could break the arm of Shane Douglas. Shane has to submit. Shane makes it to the ropes but their is no referee to enforce rope breaks so Swinger keeps the hold on. Brian Lee enters the ring and kicks Swinger breaking the hold. Swinger tags C.W. and Simon enters the ring to clobber Brian Lee with one of the tag team title belts. Dawn Marie attempts to rip the skirt off of Francine, which is the object of the "Pants Me" match at Truth or Consequences but Francine counters with a backward kick. Francine sees the key in the ring but it is a little out of reach. C.W. goes for the Anderson Spinebuster on Shane Douglas but Douglas countered with the FRANCHISER. But Shane hurt his shoulder doing the move. C.W. now is hurt from getting hit with one of Shane Douglas's finishers. Shane Douglas tosses the key to Francine and Francine un-locks herself. Dawn Marie back pedals and Francine chases her into the ring. We have an CATFIGHT!!!! Scratching, hair pulling, and slaps. Francine props of Dawn Marie in the ropes and kicks her a few times. Dawn Marie falls to the bottom rope. BRONCO BUSTER. Francine now with a DDT and Dawn Marie is pulled out of the ring but Simon and Swinger pull Dawn out of the ring before any clothesripping could happen. The referee has regained his senses and Shane Douglas covers C.W. hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. That extended time down from the Franchiser may have been the difference in this match. Shane Douglas now with a kick to the midsection and he goes for the Pittsburgh Plunge but he can't get him up do to the shoulder. C.W hits a single arm DDT into a wagatame armbar. Shane Douglas is in pain. Shane begins to tap but on tap three his hand ends up on the ropes. C.W. thinks he has won and he celebrates. Shane Douglas removes a chain from his boot. Shane now wraps it around his fist and spins C.W. around. CHAIN PUNCH TO THE JAW. Shane puts the chain into his kneepad before the referee could see anything. One, Two, Three. The Triple Threat wins.
The Triple Threat (Brian Lee, Chris Candido and Shane Douglas) defeated The Enforcers (C.W. Anderson, Simon Diamond and Swinger) when Douglas pinned C.W. Anderson after hitting him with a chain loaded punch in 0:11:59. Rating: 3/4*
The Triple Threat win over the Enforcers. The Triple Threat win this battle but the war goes on.
Lets take a look at a little history package leading up to the World Title series at Truth or Consequences.
[Footage of Jeff Jarrett winning the world title battle royal under shady conditions, Shane Douglas laying out Jeff Jarrett during various instances, Scott Steiner winning the number one contendership running over Sid, footage of Scott Steiner costing Shane Douglas the title, footage of Sting making his entrance into the NAWA, footage of the big tag team match leading to a mis-communication between Steiner and Jarrett, footage of Jarrett ka-bonging Steiner with the guitar, footage of Jarrett saying he used Scott Steiner, footage of Shane and Sting pinning each other, footage of Steamboats making a mini-tournament for the world title. Jeff Jarrett defending the title vs Scott Steiner, Sting vs Shane Douglas, and the winners meeting for the title in the main event. Then we see the graphics for each match]
Coming up next:Brad Armstrong faces Jeff Jarrett for the NAWA world title.
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Before we go to this world title bout lets go backstage with Brad Armstrong and these pre-recorded comments.
Brad Armstrong:Tonight is the chance that all the Armstrongs have been waiting for. A chance at a title reckonized all around the world. Tonight when I defeat Jeff Jarrett and win the NAWA world title I will break the Armstrong Curse once and for all. The Enforcers think they can finish me off well I don't care who you send after me because you will never finish off this Armstrong. And this Sunday C.W. Anderson I will make you say those words I quit.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong's father "Bullet" Bob Armstrong is in the crowd tonight cheering his son on. We see Steve Armstrong and The Road Dogg sitting backstage on the monitor watching their brother attempt to go for the gold tonight. This is the biggest oppertunity in the career of Brad Armstrong and chances like this come few and far between for an Armstrong. Brad Armstrong has on a black t-shirt, jeans, and his wrestling boots. So he is basically in his street shoes.
The words "The Cho-Cho-Chosen One" is heard follwed by "Cowboy" by Kid Rock and out comes the NAWA world champion Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett enters the ring.
NAWA world title Brad Armstrong vs Jeff Jarrett(c)
The bell rings and Jarrett drives a fist into the midsection of Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong still has injured ribs and back from the beating he took from his match with Van Hammer and the post match attack from The Enforcers. Armstrong can barley stand now and Jarrett hits Armstrong in the ribs like a soccer ball. Jarrett boots Armstrong again and is stomping him on the mat. Jarrett rips Armstrongs shirt open. Armstrong's ribs and back are taped. Jarrett is now pounding away at the ribs and Jarrett whips Armstrong in. Armstrong catches Jarrett with an armdrag. Armstrong hits a high cross body but he rolls off clutching his ribs. He did more harm then good on that one. Jarrett now locks an abdominal stretch. Trying to injure the ribs further. Jarrett is pounding the ribs with a closed fist and the offical is warning Jarrett. Jarrett releases the hold and goes for the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Armstrong can barley breath let alone fight with those bruised ribs that may be broken if he takes any more punishment. Jarrett now with a double axhandle to the back and abdominal stretch locked in once again. Jarrett is trying to stretch the ribs of Armstrong. This move could gain a submission under these circumstances. Armstrong makes it to the ropes and Jarrett whips Armstrong in. Armstrong ducks a clothesline and roll up. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett goes for a clothesline again but Armstrong ducks and backslides Jarrett. One, Two, Armstrong couldn't hold because of his ribs. Armstrong now whips Jarrett in but Jarrett clotheslines Armstrong back down. Armstrong now is thrown sternum first into the buckles.
Jarrett now chokes Armstrong on the ropes and Jarrett jumps on the back. Jarrett struts and buries the boots in the back. Jarrett now with a kick to the midsection and a DDT. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now picks Armstrong up and atomic drop. Jarrett with a forearm to the back. Jarrett whips Armstrong hard spine first into the buckle and another hard clothesline. Jarrett now with with a side suplex and Jarrett now drives the axhandle down to the ribs again. One, Two, Thr...Foot in the ropes. Jarrett is stepping on the ribs of Armstrong with force and now Jarrett drives the point of the elbow into the ribs of Jarrett. Jarrett now whips Armstrong into the ropes but Armstrong sunset flips Jeff Jarrett out of nowhere. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett clotheslines Armstrong for a one, two, thr...shoulder up. Jarrett now is starting to rip the tape off of the ribs of Armstrong. Jarrett lifts Armstrong up in a fireman's carry pickup and drops him into a gutbuster. Jarrett now is stomping Armstrong and Jarrett takes a step back. Jarrett kicks Armstrong like he was a soccer ball. Jarrett struts and then moves in. ARMSTRONG ROLLS UP JARRETT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett drives his shoulder into the ribs of Armstrong. Armstrong has nearly won the title twice on a fluke rollup. Jarrett with some forearms to the back and and Jarrett with another hard whip into the buckles. Jarrett rushes in but Armstrong side steps and SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP. We could very well have a new champion. Thats Armstrong's move. Armstrong is clutching his side. Can he roll over and make the pin. One, Two, Thr...SHOULDER UP. Armstrong now pulls Jarrett up and he is pounding him. Armstrong whips Jarrett in but Jarrett reverses and the referee collides. Armstrong forearms Jarrett but The Enforcers are coming down to ringside. We cut backstage and we see the Armstrong dressing room barricaded in. Armstrong baseball slides to the outside and trys to take on all the Enforcers but C.W. catches him on a crossbody attempt and drives him spine first into the ringpost. Anderson pitches Armstrong back into the ring. Jarrett now kicks Armstrong and HITS THE STROKE. Jarrett covers Armstrong but their is no referee. The Enforcers revive the refree and roll him back in. The referee counts:One, Two, Thr...SHOULDER UP. Armstrong kicks out. Jarrett rolls to ringside. Now what. Jarrett grabs hits guitar case and it has a guitar inside. Jarrett rolls back into the ring. Dawn Marie has the offical distracted. JARRETT SHATTERS THE GUITAR OVER THE HEAD OF BRAD ARMSTRONG. Jarrett takes the handle and stabs it in the ribs of Armstrong several titles. Jarrett then kicks all the remains out of the ring and covers Armstrong hooking the leg. The referee is back on the job. One, Two, Three. Jarrett retains the title thanks to the Enforcers.
Jeff Jarrett pinned Brad Armstrong after hitting him with the guitar in 0:05:42. Rating: * 3/4 (Jeff Jarrett retained the NAWA world title.)
Jarrett exits the ring with holding on the NAWA world title like a sack of stolen money. The Enforcers step into the ring like vultures. C.W. now hits a spinebuster slam on Brad and BULLET BOB ARMSTRONG IS TRYING TO HOP THE GUARDRAIL. Sercurity is holding him back because he is just a spectator here tonight. Simon rolls to the outside and grabs a chair and a microphone. Simon hands the microphone off to CW and Simon and Swinger hold the chair outwards. CW picks Brad Armstrong up by his hair and holds the microphone.
CW:Hey Bullet Bob. I am having a little fun with your boy.
CW throws Armstrong ribs first into the edge of the chair which Simon and Swinger are holding up. Sercurity is still restraining Bullet Bob and Road Dogg and Steve Armstrong are barricaded in the lockeroom. So there is nobody to help him.
CW: I broke you little boy up Bullet Bob. At the PPV I will finish the job. Which is a shame because he didn't have to stick his nose into my business. The little bastard will scream I QUIT just like your old lady after she had enough of your sex.
Bullet Bob is starting to elbow sercurity right and left.
CW:Another thing. You are a senile old fool and the Armstrongs mean nothing. You can't compare them to an Anderson.
CW grabs the chair and brings it down on the head of Brad Armstrong busting him wide open. Bullet Bob is struggling past the sercurity but more guards are trying to restrain him.
CW:Whats the matter Armstrong. Are you a coward just like your bastard sons.
Bullet Bob however is handcuffed and led away by sercurity. Bob is calling C.W. a "Son of a Bitch" over and over. Brad Armstrong is laying in the ring busted wide open from that wicked chairshot from CW.
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Late Breaking News:The I-Quit Match at Truth or Consequences has a new element. Brad Armstrong will meet C.W. Anderson. But however Bullet Bob Armstrong will be in his son's corner. The Enforcers however whined about this so one member of the Enforcers will be allowed to be in the corner of C.W. But both corner people will have a custom made towel to throw in. The match can end of a tap-out, a utter of the two words I-Quit, or a towel being thrown in.
Next up how ever is the main event of what has been a wild edition of Thursday night Glory. New Jack will fight Scott Steiner with the Sandman as the special guest referee. So...
The NAWA produced Hip-Hop remix of "Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco Inferno. He isn't even invited. What is this doofus doing out here. Disco has that stupid barbed wire headband on still. Disco now sits down at the announcer table by Joel Gertner and Joey Styles.
Disco:Word up Joel. Wazzup Joey. The Xtreme Cat of the NAWA is here to add some insightful commentary to this match.
Joey:Oh my god. Listen Disco. You are not Xtreme. You are a fraud and have you thought about making up your will?
Disco:What the hell is that suppose to me Joe.
Joey:Oh something about New Jack wanting to seriously main you after the crap you pulled last week.
Disco:I won the title fair and square. I am the start of 2002. PWI better get ready because Disco is winning come back of the year.
Joel:Anyway your thoughts on tonights main event which will be starting in a moment.
Disco:Those guys are junior xtreme competitors. Scott Steiner may get a world title shot but I was even invited to the number one contenders match. What gives. Its that damn Steamboat and his politics. As for New Jack I showed him how a real man uses plundah last week. and the referee. The Sandman. He thinks he is Xtreme but he is nothing but a brain-dead drunk. So you may have a drunk, a man who should be locked up, and a man I beat last week in the same ring but you got me commentating so the ratings should tank. Because I equal ratings and the world knows it.
Joey:Disco...
Disco:Yes Joey.
Joey:You...are...not...Xtreme. You wouldn't have the title if it wasn't for that Elvis...
Disco:Oh look at these bottomless accusitions. You are now trying to make excuses for New Jack and that you actually think a dead guy helped me win. Geat real, Joey.
Joey:Anyway it is now time for the main event.
"Enter The Sandman" by Motorhead plays and out comes The Sandman. Sandman has a cigarette in his mouth, a beer in one hand, and a black and white striped singapore cnae in the other.
Disco:Look at this guy. He is not Xtreme. He is just drunk and he sometimes almost hits a person swinging wildly. If I was in charge of this federation I would make big changes.
Joey and Joel:SHUT UP DISCO!!
"Bodies" by drowning pool plays and out comes Scott Steiner. New Jack rushes down the ramp and HITS STEINER FROM BEHIND WITH A CROWBAR.
Disco:That was from behind. New Jack doesn't have any guts so he uses a weapon from behind. What a coward.
Unsanctioned Streetfight with special guest referee the Sandman New Jack vs Scott Steiner(c)
New Jack then rams Scott Steiner into the ringpost and hiptosses him onto the steel ramp. Disco Inferno is screaming still about New Jack needing a weapon attack from behind to jumpstart the match. New Jack now whips Steiner into the guardrail and detaches the guardrail. New Jack rushes at Steiner but Steiner grabs him and hits a stun gun on the guardrail. Disco Inferno drops his headset and is stomping away at New Jack. Scott Steine grabs Disco Inferno however and slaps him so hard that he busts wide open. Steiner then presses Disco over his head and throws him like a lawn dart into the NAWA vision. I think that will be it for Disco. Steiner grabs his pipe which was laying on the top of the ramp and swings it at New Jack but New Jack ducks and New Jack clotheslines Scott Steiner. New Jack is now ripping back the protective mats exposing the concrete. New Jack now attempts a snap suplex but Steiner blocks it. Steiner then kicks New Jack and lifts him up in a suplex. STEINER SCREWDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR. New Jack might never be the same after that. Steiner now goes underneath the ring and pulls out a table. Steiner now goes over to New Jack and is unloading on New Jack with some of those beefy forearms. The Sandman is right on top...no he is not right on top of things. He is drinking a beer sitting next to the time keeper. Steiner goes for a suplex of some sort but New Jack blocks it and then slams Steiner facefirst into the table. New Jack now goes underneath the ring and grabs A TRASH CAN FULL OF PLUNDAH. New Jack charges at Scott Steiner with the trash can but STEINER KICKS THE CAN INTO THE FACE OF NEW JACK. The plundah is all over ringside. This looks a little less cheesy then New Jack's random plundah of the past. Scott Steiner grabs a handicapped parking sign and hits New Jack over the back with it numerous times. New Jack grabs a wrench however and hits Steiner to hinder his offense. Disco Inferno meanwhile is up from getting thrown into the NAWA vision. Disco now has a chair and he rushes to ringside. The Sandman finally gets off after he is on his second beer and admoshes Disco. New Jack has a sickle with a big old chain on it. New Jack is wrapping the chain around the throat of Scott Steiner. Now New Jack is carving Steiner in the face with the sickle. Disco however suckerpunches the Sandman and then rushes after New Jack hitting him with the chair. The Sandman is back up and he has the singapore cane. Disco turns around gloating and gets CRACKED right in the face with the cane. Disco is holding his nose. It may be broken.
Scott Steiner is crawling around at ringside. His face bloodied like a car accident survivor. Steiner takes the steel stairs and sets them up near the guardrail. Steiner grabs the table and sets it up their as well. Steiner is climbing in the ring and he is climbing to the top rope no New Jack enters the ring and hits Scott Steiner. New Jack and Steiner are both dangerously on that second rope and now on the top rope. Steiner however grabs New Jack in a waistlock. Somethings going to give. They rock and BOTH MEN FALL OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE. Steiner's left knee whacked the steel ring steps. New Jack is rolling around the concrete floor looking for something to use. New Jack finds a frying pan. That thing is pure steel folks. New Jack now swings the frying pan but Steiner blocks the shot and kicks New Jack in the groin twice. Steiner now sees his pipe laying nearby and crawls over to it still clutching his injured left knee. Steiner grabs the pipe but New Jack has a fork. Steiner whacks New Jack in the shin with the pipe and now rolls him over. Steiner grabs the fork and puts New Jack in the Steiner Recliner. STEINER IS STABBING NEW JACK IN THE FACE WITH THE FORK WHILE IN THE STEINER RECLINER. This match may be a bit too brutal. Thats why this match in Unsanctioned because it would be a DQ in 10 seconds if it wasn't. Steiner now releases the hold and rolls New Jack back into the ring. Steiner climbs to the second rope. Steiner hits a double axhandle but his knee gives out as he hits the move. This gives New Jack time to recover and New Jack goes into his kneepad. New Jack has a chain and he wraps it around his hand. New Jack now is jabbbing away at Scott Steiner and winds back and hits a haymaker. New Jack goes for a cover and the Sandman stumbles around like the drunk he is and finally makes the count. One, Two, Kickout. New Jack now pops right up and gets in Sandman's face about taking his own sweet time for the count. There is no love loss between these two at all. New Jack now fistdrops Steiner with the chain and makes another cover. Sandman is busy taking a drink of beer so he does not make a count. New Jack gets up and he is steamed. New Jack grabs Sandman's beer and pours it out. The Sandman's eyes go wide and Sandman starts slugging it out with New Jack. He is the referee for god stakes. Steiner forearms New Jack from behind and is now pounding away at him. Steiner grabs the chain and now is pounding away at New Jack with it. Steiner goes for a big haymaker but New Jack pulls the Sandman in the way. New Jack and Scott Steiner then knock each other down with a double clothesline. Both men are up again and Steiner Steinerlines New Jack to the floor. Steiner now grabs New Jack and throws him headfirst into the steps. Steiner goes for the double underhook but his knee is giving him problems again. So Steiner grabs a chair and opts for a chairshot. Steiner pastes New Jack across the forehead with it. Steiner then raises the chair again and smacks him again. New Jack is crawling up the ramp trying to escape the chair. Steiner hits a third chairshot and New Jack is about done. New Jack is hit with a fourth chairshot and New Jack falls backwards off the ramp to the concrete 10 feet below the ramp. New Jack is finished I think. The Sandman meanwhile gets back up and looks down at New Jack. Sandman calls for the bell and declares that New Jack has been knocked out. Scott Steiner is your winner.
Unsanctioned Streetfight with Special Guest Referee The Sandman Scott Steiner defeated New Jack by knockout in 0:08:23. Rating: 1/4*
Scott Steiner raises his hand in victory. Jeff Jarrett is behind Scott Steiner. Turn around Steiner. Steiner is spun around and JARRETT KA-BONGS HIM WITH THE GUITAR. Jarrett now locks the figure-four leglock on Scott Steiner on the ramp. Steiner may have blew out his knee during this match so he is injured. Jarrett is really cranking the hold in. Referees are swarming and attempting to pull Jarrett off. We will see you at Truth or Consequences.