NAWA opening.
Last Night:We see footage of Shane Douglas defeating Sting then Scott Steiner to capture the NAWA world title. Then we hear Shane Douglas's little diatrabe after the main event.
We fade to the arena. The lights dim. What in the hell is this. Funeral Music starts up. What in the hell is this. Somebody is screwing with something in the production truck. We see an image flash on the screen and it says: R.I.P. the career of Scott Steiner 1986-2002. Six druids come out rolling a casket. We then see The Triple Threat members dressed in expensive clothes come to the ring. Oh this is a big slap in the face to Scott Steiner. Shane Douglas is faking tears and the casket is loaded into the ring. The Triple Threat stands in the ring as the lights go off.
Shane Douglas:Last night was filled with joy and it was filled with sadness. I seem to remember Scott Steiner doing this with after he won a PPV match in the late days of WCW so this is a good way to honor the career and memory of Scott Steiner. Scott Steiner should have just handed the title over now...read it Chris. I can't go on.
Chris Candido:Optical nerve damage to the elbow. Two-Four months out of action. May never have full use of the right arm again.
Shane Douglas(Faking getting choked up):This is so very, very sad. Well he WAS the champion and I am the champion so lets talk about the present and future instead of the past. However to preserve the memory I will dedicate my world title reign...aw who am I kidding. I will make it my vow to be the best world champion ever and make Scott Steiner...aw fuck it. I am just happy that the bastard is crippled and no use lying.
Shane opens the casket to reveal several autographed photos of Scott Steiner, Scott Steiner's steel pipe, and a pair of Scott Steiner's wrestling trunks and a pair of boots.
Shane:Well that is taken care of. I hope everybody learned a lesson. Mess with the Franchise and you get destroyed. Mess...
"Welcome to the Dog Pound. Woof Woof Woof"
What the hell is this. ITS RICK STEINER. Brother of Big Poppa Pump. He is here to interrupt Shane Douglas.
Shane Douglas:Oh yes. Why am I not surprised.
Rick Steiner:Shut up Douglas. I am not hear to here you blasted mouth yapping. Scotty was in a lot of pain last night and he may not even use his right arm again.
Shane Douglas:Oh cry me a river. Let me guess. You want to avenge your brothers injury. Blah Blah Blah. Well try it DFG or should I say dumb (mute) goon.
Rick Steiner:I won't because I am not stupid. There are four of you in that ring. So Shane. I want a match with you tonight. I want a shot at the NAWA world title.
Shane Douglas:NO WAY. We have the champaign ordered and the limo ready. I am not defending my belt tonight against somebody who works spot shows for Antonio Inoki. and...
"In the Dragon's Lair" plays and out comes Commisioner Steamboat. Shane Douglas is now clutching his world title belt.
Steamboat:Aw yes my old partner Shane Douglas. Getting a case of cold feet when the word title defense is mentioned. You were so gung ho about duking it out with the DFG with all your buddies behind you.
Douglas:Very simple Sir, your commisionership. I...am....not...defending....a....belt...against...a...two-bit...jabroni. I spent a half a million on a big party tonight and I am not wasting the money.
Steamboat:Okay. Maybe I should explain it in your language. If you do not defend the title against Rick Steiner tonight, not only will you be stripped on the NAWA world title, not only will Candido and Lee be stripped of the NAWA tag team titles, but you will be suspended for 90 days. Thats your choice. If you back out of this match that will happen but if you defend the title there is a 50/50 chance that you may remain champion.
Shane Douglas:But that is most unjust. This is so ridculus. I am a Franchise. I should not have to be bullied around. I don't even have my gear tonight and I got a slight headache.
Steamboat:Well I will overlook the ring gear part since that is the lamest excuse to get out of a title match that I ever heard. If you are too ill to defend the title you will have to forfeit the title and give it to Rick steiner.
Shane Douglas: Oh, My headache cleared up. I want to defend the world title against...
Steamboat:You may not be ill but you may have a doctor's release and must sign a release form like Scott Steiner did. If you get injured in the ring the NAWA or Rick Steiner takes no recourse. That headache could be a side effect of a concussian. Who knows.
Shane:Fine. Fine. I will sign the fricken' release form. I will defend the title. What else do you want. You want me to fetch your coffee oh Sir Commisioner Esquire.
Steamboat:Curve your smart mouth Shane. It doesn't become of you.
Shane:I sign the release form, I destroy the other Steiner, and then I go to my big title win party as scheduled. Fine Steamboat. Have it your way.
Tonight:Shane Douglas will face Rick Steiner for the NAWA world title. Will Rick Steiner defeat Shane Douglas and make sure his reign of terror is short-lived.
Next up The NAWA jobber title is on the line in a 100 meter dash between Barry Horowitz and The Gambler.
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Earlier today:Barry Horowitz is getting ready to hold a belt that he insprired...the NAWA jobber title. The Gambler however requested this to be a 100 meter dash for what reason I don't know. Barry is doing pull-ups and as he drops down somebody from behind a piece of exercise equipment whacks him in the leg with a crowbar. The cameraman gets shoved away before the culprit could be indenified.
We then cut out to a track at some local highschool. We see NAWA offical Mickey Jaye wearing a cap and a whistle. We see Barry Horowitz who can barley stand on his right knee much less run on it. Gambler then jobs er jogs up looking ready. Gambler kisses the NAWA jobber title belt and they get ready. The whistle is blown. Gambler shoots right by and Barry hobbles down the track before his knee buckling and collasping in pain on the track. Gambler completes it.
The Gambler defeated Barry Horowitz in a 100 meter dash in 0:30 Rating: 100 meter dashes don't have ratings (The Gambler retains the NAWA jobber title.)
That was er different. The Gambler retains the title. Why in the hell is a wrestling title on the line in a damn track event. It is not like the jobber title is taken seriously. Whats next. Free-Throw Challenge? Batting Practice? Swimming? Ballet?
Meanwhile on a more serious note...Norman Smiley. Last night on PPV Norman Smiley def Alex Wright to end their feud once and for all. Norman is standing backstage with Cyrus.
Cyrus:Norman Smiley. Last night at Truth or Consequences you defeated Alex Wright. What are your plans for now.
Norman:Well Cyrus it is just like this. The plan is to of course move to the next level. I defeated Alex Wright so I can move up. I can capture a few gold belts along the way and then get to the big one. The NAWA world...
Jeff Jarrett bumps into Norman.
Jeff Jarrett:Hold on a minute. Why is he getting interview time. God knows he gets enough. What about the Chosen One. What about the man who got gypped out of the NAWA world title and may never get a world title shot again thanks to the wheeling and dealing going behind beyond the seems.
Norman:This is my interview...
Jeff Jarrett:Shut up slapnuts. I wasn't talking to you. So this world title thing...
Norman:The name is Norman, not slapnuts.
Jarrett:Yeah whatever slapnuts. Like I was saying about the World Title...
Norman:So you think you can interupt anybody when you damn well please. You think you got all the stroke. Well Jeff you do not. You don't have any stroke and no belt for all I can see.
I think Norman touched a nerve with Jeff Jarrett.
Jeff Jarrett:I have more right away then you do, slapnuts. I am a former and soon to be two-time world champion. You are nothing then a mid-card comedy joke.
Norman has a look on his face of utter disbelief.
Norman: Well let me tell you something...dude. I think you making a big mistake. Midcard comedy joke. Better then mid-card former world champion hasbeen. If we need to settle any more disputes we can settle it in the ring.
Jeff Jarrett:Accepted, slapnuts.
Jarrett starts walking off and Norman continues.
Norman:As I was saying before I was so rudely...
Jarrett turns around and grabs the guitar as Norman started talking. As Norman gets to the word rudely, Jarrett brings the guitar down on the head of Norman shattering it.
Jarrett:So why don't you choke on that...slapnuts.
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"Innovation" plays and out comes the challenger for the NAWA cruiserweight title, Nova. Nova will face the new champion Lenny Lane.
[stills from the PPV are shown. Daniels basically hitting Lenny with a steel bolt, retrieving the Curry Man mask, and doing a frog splash. We then see Daniels missing an Asai Moonsault cracking his head on the concrete. Then we see a still of Lenny pinning Daniels in the 69 position]
"All you want" plays and out comes Lenny Lane with the NAWA cruiserweight title belt strapped around his waist. Lenny has a pink ribbon in his hair and he appears to have make-up on. A close-up of the NAWA cruiserweight title belt reveals that it was sprayed with pink silly string.
NAWA cruiserweight title Nova vs Lenny Lane(c)
Lenny Lane takes off the title belt to reveal a pair of wrestling trunks that look a lot like the curry man mask that Lenny cut up if the mask would have been sewed up in the form of wrestling trunks. Lenny and Nova locks up but Nova shoves him away. Lenny now rushes at Nova but Nova sidesteps him and spin kicks Lenny in the chest area. Nova then grabs Lenny and throws him in. Nova with a cartwheel, then a handspring, and then a back elbowsmash. Nova now with a gutwrench suplex and Nova now is climbing to the top rope. Nova dives off with a top-rope double stomp to the stomach. Nova now whips Lenny in and charges in but Lenny moves and Nova hits tournbuckle. Lenny now balls up a fist and licks it. He now locks on a testicular claw on Nova. Nova now smacks Lenny's hand and hits a jumping side kick(Harlem Sidekick). Nova now whips Lenny into the ropes and picks him up. Torture Rack. Spun into a sitout powerbomb. Nova calls that move the Hellavator. Nova now with a back press:One, Two, Kickout. Nova whips Lenny and chop(wooo), chop(wooo). Nova now whips Lenny into the buckles but as Nova charges in Lenny gets the boot up and strikes Nova in the chin. Lenny now with a clothesline. Lenny now grabs Nova and slap to the face. Lenny rears back and slaps Nova again.
Lenny hits an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline knocking Nova back down. Lenny now spreads Nova's legs and no Lenny drops an elbow to the groin and Lenny covers still in that position. One, Two, Kickout. Lenny looked like he enjoyed that position. Lenny now puts Nova in a pumphandle positiion but instead of hitting a slam, a suplex, or someother move, Lenny starts rubbing his arm on a very private area. Nova snaps and shoves Lenny away. Nova now spin kicks Lenny down to the mat. Nova whips Lenny in and Lenny does a flair flip. Nova then planchas over the ropes knocking Lenny Lane off the ring apron and to the floor. Nova now climbs up the stairs and does a cannonball off the stairs. Lenny gets knocked down. Nova rolls Lenny back in and sets him on the top rope. Superplex no Lenny grabs the ropes and shoves Nova off. Lenny then does a hip swivel and dives off the top rope ramming his crotch into Nova's face on the way down. Lenny Lane may be a little homo er weird. Yes weird. Lenny whips Nova in but Nova reverses it. Nova goes for a sunset flip but Lenny bends down and kisses Nova on the cheek. Nova lets go and hits a mule kick to the crotch. Nova whips Lenny into the ring and Nova with a bunch of cartwheels and foward rolls which led into a monkey flip. Nova now is pounding away at the face of Lenny Lane and that make-up is starting to come off. It is starting to reveal some bruises from that cruiserweight title match last night. The referee trys to pull Nova off because Nova has busted one of Lenny Lane's wounds wide open. Nova however errantly elbows the referee but Nova is put at bay with a couple of low blows from Lenny Lane. Lenny now climbs to the second rope and drags Nova up with him. Memory Lane with Lenny standing on the top rope driving Nova down from the second. Nova is out like a light and Lenny now rolls to the outside. Lenny is going underneath the ring. Lenny says he is going to give Nova a makeover. Lenny pulls out a pink kit with the intials LL stamped on them. Before Lenny can open them Christopher Daniels comes from the crowd and hops in the ring. Daniels jumps Lenny Lane. The referee is still out from just a fricken elbow. Daniels clotheslines Lenny Lane to the outside and Daniels is not relenting. Lenny looks like he seen a ghost and Daniels with a kick to the head. Daniels is pissed off at Lenny Lane. The referee is up. The referee is calling for the bell.
Nova and Lenny Lane battled to a double disqualification in 0:06:48. Rating: ** (Lenny Lane retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)
A double-DQ and Lenny retains the title. Lenny was on the verge of losing the title before the referee got bumped. Daniels now hits the Angel's Wings on the steel ramp and now Lenny is rolled into the ring. Daniels looks pissed and he reaches into Lenny Lane's kit. A pair of scissors. He is going to finish the job. Wait a minute. A fan in a pink hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans dyed pink runs in the ring. The fan hits Daniels from behind and now is working him over. Who in the hell is this. The hood comes off. ITS LODI. Lenny Lane's old tag team partner. Lenny Lane is now up and now Lenny grabs Daniels. Memory Lane. Lodi with a cobra clutch putting Daniels out. Lenny now has the makeover kit. Lenny just has some lipstick. Lenny Lane brands LL on the forehead of Christopher Daniels. Lenny now has some nail polish. Lenny and Lodi are painting the nails oh wait Nova is up. Nova has a chair and he chases off Lenny and Lodi before the makeover can commense futher.
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"Simon Says" plays and out comes Simon Diamond with Dawn Marie and Swinger,who is getting wheeled out in a wheel chair for some reason, by Simon.[Stills of Simon and Swinger losing the tag team titles are shown] What the hell happened. Simon has the microphone and maybe he will explained it.
Simon:Yeah the Enforcers are falling apart. But we shall bounce back stronger then ever. C.W. nearly got his arm tore out of his socket at the PPV and he will be on the rehab list for a couple of weeks. Swinger, after suffering a horrific prime time slam the other night, will be out for a while. He is nearly crippled. So I beg any wrestlers to please not hurt him any futher. Of course tonight I will restore the Enforcers to greatness. I will capture the International title from Jerry Lynn.
"All Star" By Smash Mouth plays and out comes the International champion Jerry Lynn. [stills of Jerry Lynn capture the international title are shown] Lynn holds up the belt and he enters the ring.
NAWA international title Simon Diamond(w/Swinger and Dawn Marie) vs Jerry Lynn(c)
The bell rings. Jerry Lynn and Simon Diamond lock-up. Lynn with a side headlock. Simon reverses into a top wristlock. Lynn back to the headlock. Simon slings Lynn off but Lynn hits a shoulderblock. Lynn and Diamond stare at each other. Lock-up number two happens. Simon whips Lynn in. Lynn fakes a leapfrop and hits a dropkick. Lynn now pulls Simon up and hits a rapid succession of chops. Lynn now hits an atomic drop. Lynn with a clothesline taking Simon down. Lynn runs into the ropes but Dawn Marie hooks his leg. Lynn has Dawn Marie by the hair but Simon hits with a knee to the back of the head. Simon now with some forearm blows. Simon now with a backhand chop. Another backhand chop. Another backhand chop and Simon with a snap mare. Simon with some blows to the back of the head. Simon with a knee to the midsection and snapmare takeover. Dropkick to the back of the head. Simon with a chop. Simon with another chop. Lynn reverses and now Lynn is the one doing the chopping. Lynn whips Simon in but Simon drop toeholds him down tohe canvas and Simon with an armwringer and Simon now with a kick to the midsection. Simon with a double underhook suplex. Cover from Simon hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Simon now whips Lynn in and Simon hits a clothesline. One, Two, Kickout. Simon with a bodyslam and Simon climbs to the top rope. Simon with a double axhandle smash to Lynn and Simon with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Simon with a bodyslam and Simon now yells at the crowd before dropping a Harley Race style falling headbutt to the shoulder. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Simon now with a surfboard. Burying the knee into the spine of Jerry Lynn. Simon then releases that and hits a sucession of three elbowdrops.
Simon now puts Lynn in a waistlock and atomic drop. Simon holds up and takes Lynn over with a backdrop suplex. Cover from Simon hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Simon with a fisherman suplex release. Not exactly a fisherman buster or fisherman DDT because it was headdropish. Cover from Simon again. One, Two, Kickout. Simon whips Lynn into the corner and Simon charges in. Lynn tries to get the foot up but Simon catches the foot and shoves it down. Simon then catches Lynn with an elbowsmash to the face. Simon now with another snapmare and another falling headbutt. Simon with another cover:One, Two, Kickout. Simon whips Lynn in and clothesling taking the New F'N show down to the canvas. Simon whips Lynn chestfirst into the buckles and Sleeperhold. Simon is trying to put Lynn out for this match. Lynn is trying to break this hold but it is starting to cut off the blood flow from the brain. Lynn drops to one knee. Lynn is still trying to keep afloat but he is losing it pretty much. Lynn drops to two knees and if Simon can mount his back to keep the pressure on we could have a new International champion. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Simon still is piggybacked on Lynn and Lynn somehow rises. Lynn takes a running start into the corner and Lynn ducks down so Simon can crash headfirst into the buckles. Both men are down. That sleeperhold took a lot of starch out of Lynn. Simon rolls over onto Lynn and gets a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Simon whips Lynn and attempts another sleeperhold but Lynn counters and hits a backdrop suplex. Both men were down once again.
Lynn and Simon both get up and they are now duking it out. Lynn is getting the better of the exchange. Jerry Lynn whips Simon into the ropes. Duck-Down. Criss-Cross. Leapfrog. Jerry Lynn hits a dropkick. Lynn now props up Simon in the corner and hits a sucession of chops. Lynn whips Simon out and kick to the midsection. Going for the Cradle Piledriver but Dawn Marie has the referee distracted. Lynn goes after Dawn but gets rolled up in a reverse cradle from Simon. One, Two, Rolled the other way, One, Two, Kickout. Lynn knocks down Simon with a clothesline. Lynn whips Simon into the ring and Lynn does a foward roll. Lynn with a monkey flip out of the corner. Lynn now grabs Simon and inverted atomic drop. Lynn now knocks Simon down with a clothesline. Lynn now grabs Simon and hits a German Suplex bridged. One, Two, Thr...Dawn Marie yanks at the foot of Lynn. Dawn Marie is seriously going to get hers if she keeps this up. Dawn Maries uses the referee as a shield and now throws the referee at Lynn. Dawn runs away but Swinger just rises out of his wheelchair. He isn't injured. He is just faking it. Swinger now enters the ring as Lynn sets up Simon for the cradle pildriver and hits a DDT on Lynn. Dawn rolls the offical back into the ring. Swinger is back at his wheelchair. The referee didn't see a thing. Is this even justice. Simon with a cover:One, Two, Thr...Lynn pops a shoulder up. Simon now goes for the Simonizer but Lynn slides down and shoves Simon off the ropes knocking Dawn Marie off the ring apron. Kick to the midsection and now Lynn now hits the Tornado DDT. Cover:One, Two, Three.
Jerry Lynn pinned Simon Diamond after a tornado DDT in 0:08:56. Rating: *** (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)
Lynn now grabs the international belt and clocks Swinger with it knocking him out of his wheel chair. Lynn now is stalking Dawn Marie around the ring. Dawn rolls out of the ring but her skirt gets caught in the ropes and Lynn grabs her. Lynn slaps her and puts her in a standing headscissors. Lynn lifts Dawn Marie and CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Dawn Marie hit the canvas with a sickening thud. Lynn picks her up again and HITS A SECOND CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Lynn now picks up Dawn Marie and A THIRD CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Dawn Marie is out cold. Jerry Lynn has a microphone.
Jerry Lynn:I suppose I should say something since I made my spectacular grand entrance the other night at the PPV and made quite an impact tonight winning what was basically a three on one handicap match. As you know a few months ago I was fired from that other fed because I had that little thing called "talent". That is a dirty word for Vince McMahon as is wrestling. The only thing that will get you a push is if you can play polictician backstage or if you have a large pair of tits. I came to the NAWA for one reason. Here they promote wrestling and I will put on the best matches.
Jerry Lynn has destroyed The members of the Enforcers tonight. Jerry Lynn says that Vincent Kennedy McMahon fired him because he actually had talent. Could Jerry Lynn be a bitter former employee of McMahon or does he have a valid cause. Well that talent is the reason why Jerry Lynn is the international champion.
[commericial]
A rap remix of Disco Fever plays and out comes Disco Inferno. Disco is wearing the new Disco Inferno Baseball Jershy(avaible for 39.95 on the NAWA shopzone) and a pair of torn up jeans. Disco is not to pleased that he lost the xtreme title last night. [stills of Disco Inferno losing the Xtreme title are shown] Disco then has the microphone.
Disco:Yo Yo Yo. Wazzup in this here joint. The Disco Inferno has been rolling in those bitches and just hanging with his dogs. Now Disco is not too pleased. He has to fight that beatnik Brad Armstrong. Disco will play a tune all over his carcass. YEAH YEAH BABY YEAH. Disco will get high on his ass. Whoop There it is.
What was that garble that just came out of Disco's mouth. "The Armstrong theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong has a microphone of his own.
Brad Armstrong:What in the hell did you just say man. I think you just took too many shots to the head.
Disco:No No No sucka. Disco is going to kick your ass and roll up a fatty.
Brad Armstrong shakes his head and the match begins.
Disco Inferno vs Brad Armstrong Disco Inferno locks up and Brad Armstrong puts Disco in a side headlock but Disco pounds away at the ribs. Those ribs are still tender. Disco whips Brad in but Brad with a shoulderblock. Disco backs away in suprise and Disco now does some some dancing but Brad Armstrong catches him with a dropkick to the chops. Armstrong whips Disco in and mounts the buckles. Ten count punches. On nine however Disco hits an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline. Disco now climbs to the top rope and yells ITS OVER. Disco misses a diving kneedrop. Disco is hurt. Brad Armstrong hits him with a couple of armdrags and Brad now whips Disco in. Disco however gets the foot up. Lets see if he can follow up. Disco does a series of jabs. Disco now winds up and tries for the big knockout blow but Armstrong blocks it and fires back. Disco is whipped in and high back body drop. Armstrong now slams Disco's head into the buckles. On nine Armstrong goes all the way across the ring and rams Disco's head in for the tenth. Brad Armstrong with a knee to the midsection and Russian Legsweep. One, Two, Three??? He got him. That was longer than Disco usually lasts and Disco stalled a bit to much when he had the advantage.
Brad Armstrong pinned Disco Inferno with the Russian Legsweep in 0:02:18. Rating: 3/4*
Disco gets up and he says.
Disco:Okay. I need a new gimmick because that one sure did suck. Back to the drawing board and ol' DI will get a sucessful gimmick.
Disco is trying to find a sucessful gimmick. Will Disco suceed. How many more sides of Disco Inferno will we see.
Backstage:
We see Cyrus standing by with the New Xtreme Champion, the Two-Time Xtreme Champion New Jack.
Cyrus:New Jack. Last night you won a xtreme three way dance to regain the title. Tonight you will see a number one contenders match to see who will face you for the title at Reality Check. Atsushi Onita vs "The Japanese Hardcore Legend" Masato Tanaka. What are your thoughts about both men.
New Jack:They are both tough men. We seen them in FMW and they know who to swing chairs and be xtreme. Either of them would be a nice bloody fight. However the NAWA had to go to Japan to get some contenders for New Jack because everybody is too afraid of me within the company. I will watch this one with a special interest. I will see who I will fight for the Xtreme Title at Reality Check. But when that time comes I ain't holding back and I don't think my opponent will.
In the Triple Threat Lockeroom:
Shane Douglas:Can you believe that idiot Steamboat. Do this Shane. Do that Shane. Defend the title here Shane. I wrestled for nearly an hour all together last night. Rick Steiner, what has he done to earn a title shot. That fucking goon will get everything that he has coming to him and he will have a hospital bed next to his brother.
The Triple Threat nod in agreement and Shane continues.
Shane Douglas:And futhermore next time Steamboat gets in my way I will have to do something I will regreat. Commisioner or not.
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"Wild Thing" plays and out comes Atsushi Onita for this number one contenders match for the Xtreme Title. Onita stands on the second rope.
Masato Tanaka's FMW theme plays and out comes the hardcore legend Masato Tanaka. Tanaka rolls in the ring but Onita stomps him. The bell rings.
Winner faces New Jack for the Xtreme Title at Reality Check Atsushi Onita vs Masato Tanaka
Onita now with some axhandles to the back and he is working over the back of Masato Tanaka. Onita rolls to the outside. Onita has a kendo stick and he is now cracks it across the back of Tanaka. The stick is broken in half but Onita is still working over Tanaka with a piece of it. Onita picks up Tanaka and whips him in. Tanaka does a half of a kendo stick shot and hits Onita right in the face with a forearm smash. Tanaka is reallying and Tanaka was several backhand chops to Onita. Tanaka whips Onita in and another forearm smash clipping the jaw. A tooth may have flown out. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka now grabs a piece of the kendo stick and sweeps Onita's right leg out with it. Tanaka slides to the outside and he grabs a chair. He slides it into the ring. Tanaka grabs a second chair and he slides that in the ring. Tanaka grabs a third chair and slides that into the ring. Tanaka enters the ring and hits a rolling elbowsmash no Onita ducked and backbrain lariat from Onita. Onita now has a chair and he winds up and cracks it over the head of Tanaka. Tanaka no sells this but a second shot sends Tanaka down to one knee. Onita rises the chair but Tanaka elbows him in the midsection and then FOREARM SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO HIS FACE. Tanaka with a cover:One, Two, Kickout. Nearfall. Tanaka now puts the chairs on top of each other and grabs Onita. Tornado DDT onto three chairs. That could do it. Cover from Tanaka. One, Two, foot on the rope. Onita's brains should be scrambled but he had the pressense of mind to stick that foot on the ropes. Masato now measures Onita as Onita slowly rises. Masato goes for a running elbowsmah but Onita does and Tanaka's arm gets caught in the ropes. Onita changes gears from working on the back and he now picks up a piece of that kendo stick. Onita is jabbing the stick into the trapped elbow of Tanaka. He is now working on the elbow which will negate some of Tanaka's elbowstrikes and maybe is forearm strikes as well.
Onita then slams Tanaka arm first into the post and wraps the arm around the post causing pain. Onita is working over that right elbow somewhat. Onita now throws Tanaka into the ring and grabs one of the chairs. Onita folds the chair on Tanaka's arm. Onita then jumps off the second rope pillmanizing Tanaka's arm in the chair. Onita now grabs Tanaka by the arm and jumps to the outside folding Tanaka's arm across that top cable. Onita now goes to the outside of the ring. He pulls out a table and another kendo stick, oh lordy, that kendo stick also has barbed wire wrapped around with it. Onita has a smile of delight on his face. Onita now taps the kendo stick and is going to hit a homerun on Tanaka's head but Tanaka ducks and swipes the kendo stick. Knee to the midsection and Tanaka is shredding that barbed wire on the face of Onita busting him open. Tanaka then rears back and hits a dropkick to the chops of Onita. Tanaka is trying to shake out the pain in his elbow. Last thing the NAWA needs is another arm injury. Tanaka takes a running start and hits a rolling forearm smash. Tanaka is in pain but he somehow rolls over to make a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Onita kicks out and just look on the look at the face of Tanaka. Tanaka takes the barbed wire kendo stick and rakes it across the back of Onita ripping Onita's shirt. Onita however has a bottle of something in his hand and he dips a piece of the earlier broken kendo stick in it. Onita then lights it and as Tanaka goes for a rolling elbowsmash. TANAKA GETS BLASTED IN THE FACE WITH A FIREBALL. Onita then takes that hot piece of kendo stick and starts ramming it into the hurt elbow of Tanaka again. Tanaka is yelping in pain. Onita has the barbed wire kendo stick and he hits Tanaka over the back with it and ONITA RAKES THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF TANAKA. That is across bare skin with that sharp wire. Onita has no compassion. Onita now rolls to the outside and grabs a table. He sets it up. Onita with a kick to the midsection and Onita puts Tanaka in a canadian backbreaker. Onita hits The Thunder Fire Powerbomb through a table. Tanaka is dead. Cover from Onita. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Tanaka is not dead but Onita about finished him off. Tanaka is slowly rising to his feet but he can barley stand. Onita grabs a piece of table and hits Tanaka over the head with it. That woke Tanaka up. Tanaka no-sells that. Onita is in a state of shock. Tanaka now grabs Onita and whips him into the ropes. Tanaka with a spin kick. Tanaka is now cooking and Onita better get out of dodge. Onita is whipped into the buckles and Tanaka with a series of kicks to the midsection. Tanaka then climbs up behind Onita and hits the Diamond Dust. Cover from Tanaka hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Kickout.
Tanaka now goes for an elbowsmash but Onita ducks. Kick to the midsection. Piledriver on a chair. Tanaka pops up and elbows Onita in the face. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka whips Onita in but Tanaka ducks his head and Onita grabs him. Canadian Backbreaker setup. Thunder Fire Powerbomb. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Onita is slapping his hands on the mat in frustrations. He though he had him. Onita now lifts up Tanaka and gutwrench suplex. Onita now rolls to the outside and Onita has the ring bell now. He may ring the bell of Tanaka. Onita picks up Tanaka and jabs him in the gut with the ring bell. Onita then hits him over the head with the bell. Tanaka actually sells that shot. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Onita actually grabs the referee and may be cursing him out in japanese. Onita is now choking the life out of Tanaka. But since this is an Xtreme match this could be a submission. Onita releases the choke and whips Tanaka in. Sleeperhold. No that is a blant choke. But it is legal. Onita will all the pressure on the adam's apple. He is trying to suffocate Tanaka so he can win the match. Tanaka however elbows Onita in the stomach and does it three more times to break the hold. Tanaka however misses a clothesline and Onita with a reverse neckbreaker. Onita with a boot choke. Just driving the boot into the throat of Tanaka. The referee is actually checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Tanaka is trying to stay afloat. Tanaka trips Onita to break the hold. Tanaka now runs at Onita but Onita ducks the charge. Tanaka fakes him out and hits a forearm shot. Tanaka winces and goes for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Onita now is back up but Tanaka now hits a kick to the midsection. Going for the tornado DDT but Onita shoves him off and kick to the midsection. Lifting him up for the thunder fire powerbomb but Tanaka slides behind. ROLLING ELBOWSMASH. Tanaka hit that one and Onita drops like a sack of shit. Cover from Tanaka hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Masato Tanaka will face New Jack at Reality Check for the Xtreme title.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Masato Tanaka pinned Atsushi Onita after a rolling elbow smash in 0:10:32. Rating: *** 1/4
Tanaka gets his hand raised in victory. Tanaka is the number one contender to the Xtreme Title.
Coming up next Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett. We see a graphic for that match. Who will win. Thats next.
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The cho-cho-chosen one is heard. Followed by "Cowboy" by Kid Rock and out comes the former NAWA world champion Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett lost that bel to Scott Steiner last night[stills of that match are shown].
"The Norman Smiley theme" plays but no Norman Smiley. Norman took a horrific blow with Jarrett's guitar in the back.
Jeff Jarrett:Oh right referee. You know the drill. Do your job. Count to 10. I will even help you because I don't think you know how to count that high and...
Norman Smiley runs out from the crowd and rolls Jarrett up.
Jeff Jarrett vs Norman Smiley One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now cuts Norman down to the mat with a clothesline. Jarrett is really pounding away and now Jarrett whips Norman into the buckles. Jarrett charges in but Norman gets the foot up. Norman now with a dropkick and irish whip and Norman with a bodyscissors takeover. Norman with an armdrag and Jarrett retreats to the outside. Norman is showing some technical wrestling skills and he knows how to duke it out when he feels like it. Jarrett now rolls back into the ring and Norman tries for a charge but Jarrett slidesteps it and Norman goes between the second and third ropes. Norman gets over-excited sometimes and that could cost him. Especially when you are in their with Jeff Jarrett who knows how to exploit weaknesses. Jarrett now picks up Norman and slams him facefirst into the table. Jarrett now rams Norman shoulderfirst into the stairs. Jarrett now rolls Smiley in the ring and goes for a front slam but Norman grips Jarrett's arm and flips Jarrett to the mat. Norman with a snapmare takedown and Norman with a high cross body. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Norman Smiley may be one of the few men in the NAWA with the ability to outwrestle Jeff Jarrett. Norman now goes for another crossbody but Jarrett simply ducks it and Norman crashes. Jarrett now with a side headlock no Norman works from behind with a hammerlock. Standing switch from Jarrett and Norman snapmares Jarrett. Jarrett lands on his feet and Norman works Jarrett into a full nelson. Jarrett makes it to the ropes and Norman has to be pulled off. JARRETT CLOCKS NORMAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE. Jarrett is done wrestling. Now he is going to give Norman a good old fashion ass kicking for daring to out wrestle him. Jarrett now drops the elbow. Jarrett is a little upset about being outwrestled by a midcarder when he is a former world champion. Jarrett now chokes Norman. Jarrett picks up Norman and series of kicks to the midsection and Jarrett follows that up with a DDT.
Jarrett now whips Norman into the ropes and Sleeperhold. Jarrett will now try to put ol' Norman out with a sleeperhold. Norman however snapmares out of the hold and Norman hits a high knee to the face. Norman props up Jarrett in the corner and hits a series of chops. Norman whips Jarrett in, Jarrett reverses however and Jarrett with a kick to the midsection and swinging neckbreaker. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now goes for the stroke but Norman with a back leg trip and Norman now with a hiptoss. Norman now whips Jarrett into the ropes and Norman with a monkey flip out of the corner. Norman now with a legsweep and Norman now gives the signal. Going for the Norman Conquest but Jarrett gets to the ropes before Norman can lock the bodyscissors in. Norman now with some chops and Norman whips Jarrett in. Norman with a leapfrog and Norman with a five arm. Going for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. We could be on the verge of a major upset. Norman now picks up Jarrett and he does the spinning bodyslam. Norman may have him hear. If he locks it on it is over. Norman goes for the conquest but Jarrett makes another beeline to the ropes. Norman is now hits a few shots to the side of Jarrett. Irish whip in again and Norman with a spinebuster slam. Norman now with a jack knife pin. One, Two, Kickout again. Norman whips Jarrett sternum first into the corner and NORMAN CONQUEST slapped on. All Norman has to do is wrap the legs around the body of Jarrett and he could have it. No Jarrett with a backward kick to the groin. That breaks the hold and Jarrett now rolls Norman up and Jarrett has the tights. One, Two, Three. Jeff Jarrett wins.
Jeff Jarrett pinned Norman Smiley with an inside cradle in 0:07:56. Rating: **
Jarrett had the blasted tights and Norman is protesting it. Jarrett is celebrating a victory but Norman rushes down the ramp and is duking it out with Jarrett. Sercurity is coming out and pulling the two apart. This issue is far from over.
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It is now time for the main event. "Welcome to the Dog Pound" plays and out comes the challenger for the NAWA world title, Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner is here for payback.
"Perfect Strangers" by deep purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas with Francine. Shane Douglas still has on his dress pants, white shirt, and gucci shoes from the opening segment so he didn't have his gear here tonight. Rick Steiner steinerlines Shane as he enters the ring and the match begins.
NAWA world title Rick Steiner vs Shane Douglas(c)(w/Francine)
Rick Steiner is unloading on Shane Douglas with punches. Shane is still fatigued from that 31 minute match that he had with Sting last night. Rick Steiner whips Douglas in and another steinerline. Rick Steiner pounding away on Shane with punches and Shane rolls to the outside. Shane is about spent and he was prepared for a celebration party after his mockery of Scott Steiner. Rick Steiner slides to the outside and grabs Douglas sending him facefirst into the ringsteps. Rick Steiner rips the shirt of Douglas and chops him. That is $500 suit but do you think Rick Steiner cares. No. Steiner then whips Shane backfirst into the guardrail and another steinerline. Steiner is out for revenge and the world title is just an added bonus. Shane gets posted and rolled back in. Rick Steiner whips Shane in and is now unloading on him with punches in the corner. Rick Steiner is biting Shane on the nose and the referee is putting the count on Rick Steiner. Shane will need a rabies shot after this is done and over with. Steiner now rakes Shane in the face and whips him into the corners. Knee to the midsection and Rick Steiner is unloading with some forearms to the back. Shane is thrown chest first into the buckles and Steiner hits a german suplex relase. Steiner now mounts Shane and is grinding his forearm into the face of Shane. The referee is putting the count on Rick Steiner once again. Steiner now whips Shane in and knocks him down with a Steiner line.
Steiner now whips Shane into the ropes and Steiner with YET another Steinerline. Steiner now drops an elbow. One, Steiner gets up and shakes his head no way. Steiner picks up Shane and shoves him in and Steinerline. Yet Another Steinerline. Steiner now whips Shane in but Shane slides to the outside. Shane is now taking his world title belt and walking to the back. Shane is taking the high road. Rick Steiner is in persuit and Steiner jumps him. Steiner now grabs the world title belt and clocks Shane with it. Rick Steiner now runs Shane back into the ring. Steiner now hits a combo of an indian deathlock and a steiner recliner. This could be a submission. Will Shane give it up. No Francine is up on the ring apron and she has the referee distracted. Steiner releases the hold and goes after Francine. This causes Shane to pull a chain out of his boot. Shane goes for a chain shot but Steiner knocks him back down with a...wait for it...a Steinerline. Steiner now gives the high sign and goes for the Steiner Driver but the other members of the Triple Threat run out. Francine is up on the ring apron and SHE RAKES RICK STEINER IN THE EYES. Shane is dropped and Steiner holds his eyes in pain. Shane now with the Pittsburg Plunge and Shane with a cover. One, Two, Three. Shane Douglas wins thanks to the members of the Triple Threat.
Shane Douglas pinned Rick Steiner after the Pittsburg Plunge in 0:05:53. Rating: * 1/4 (Shane Douglas retained the NAWA world title.)
The Triple Threat now enter the ring. Brian Lee grabs Rick Steiner. Prime Time Slam. Chris Candido with a splash from the top rope. Shane grabs Steiner in a waistlock and Belly-to-Belly suplex. This is pure destruction. Shane Douglas was on the verge of losing the title but he scored another win. Brian Lee and Chris Candido hold Rick Steiner while Shane hits him in the head with the NAWA world title belt. Shane does it again and now Shane holds it up.
A delivering man is wheeling a giant crate out. What the hell.
Delivery Man:Special Delivery for Mr. Shane Douglas. This is a chocolate cake from a friend who sends his congrats for winning the NAWA world title. (Douglas goes to the outside). Sign here please.
Shane signs it and now he opens the side of the crate. TERRY FUNK RUSHES OUT HITTING SHANE DOUGLAS WITH A BASEBALL BAT. Terry Funk yells Surprise!!! Its that crazy Texas bastard. Terry Funk hit Candido and Lee with a baseball bat. What in the hell is Terry Funk doing in the NAWA. What does this mean for Shane Douglas. See you next week.