NAWA Glory 3-28-02.

Last Week: Brand new NAWA tag team champions. What will happen tonight. We shall find out.

NAWA Glory Opening.

We see Sting in the catwalk for the second week in a row. Is this some kind of mind games from Sting to Shane Douglas or does this have a deeper meaning.

"Perfect Strangers" play and out come Shane Douglas. An Irate Shane Douglas. We saw the footage at the top of the program and Jarrett accidentaly cost Candido and Lee the Tag Team Titles.

Shane Douglas:JARRETT!!! I did you a service last week by sending Candido and Lee to do your dirty work. You screwed up big time. You have 10 seconds to come out here or I will find you and drag your ass out here.

So Why Don't You Choke on that Slapnuts is heard over the PA system followed by "Cowboy" by Kid Rock. Out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett takes off his shades and eyes Shane Douglas suspiciously. Jarrett then grabs the microphone.

Jeff Jarrett:First of all it is not my fault that your men cannot hold a man for a simple guitar shot. However I will not hold that against you.

"Perfect Strangers" play and out comes Francine, Chris Candido, and Brian Lee. Jarrett looks prepared for a gang attack. The Two most hated men in the NAWA go nose to nose while the Triple Threat circle the ring like vultures ready to attack. Douglas has the microphone.

Shane: Hold the attack guys. Maybe it was an honest mistake. But don't let it happen again.

This little issue was ironed out but "Legend" plays and out comes the NAWA tag team champions. Terry Funk comes out first with Norman walking several yards behind him. Funk has the microphone.

Funk:Aw isn't that nice. Just like one big happy family of....JACKASSES. The fact of the matter is that we won the belts despite all odds and you guys are the Ex-Champions.

Candido:Norman. Funk. If you have the guts you would put the belts on the line tonight in a rematch.

Norman: Candido. The fact is that I pinned you and you have butter fingers because you dropped me and ate the guitar shot. To erase any cloud of doubt I accept on behalf of myself and the Funkster.

Before this little session gets any futher "In the Dragon's Lair" plays and comes "The Dragon" Ricky Steamboat. The NAWA commisioner.

Steamboat:Just to make it offical tonight's tag title rematch is your feature bout. It will be in the confines of a Steel Cage as well. Pinfall, Submission, or escaping from the cage. That will be all.

Steamboat makes the match offical but Norman and Funk rush to the ring and try to jump start this one. Candido and Lee are trading fist a cups but Shane whacks both men from behind with the NAWA world title belt. Jarrett goes to get a chair but New Jack hops over the guardrail and hits Jarrett from in the face with a cookie sheet. New Jack is working over Jarrett at ringside. The Triple Threat's attention are diverted and they are distracted by New Jack. This gives Norman and Funk time to recover and help New Jack fight off the Triple Threat and Jarrett. The heels are sent packing. Shane Douglas is cursing at Smiley, Funk, and New Jack.

We crew to the catwalk where Sting gets up and slowly walks out.

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"Loser" by Beck plays and out comes Dave Burkhead. MARC MERO PUNCHES DAVE BURKHEAD IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM BEHIND. What in the Hell. Marc Mero just knocked out the challenger for the jobber title tonight. Rena Mero is out there as well. Mero slides in the ring and has the microphone. Burkhead is being checked on by the trainers. Mero has a DEADLY roundhouse right and to the back of the head that can do brain damage.

Mero:So. The jobber division. They are so highly acclaimed. They ain't anything. What about Marc Mero. They had some time to fill so I finally got a match last week. Just a filler. Yet these jobbers get matches week in and week out. I may be the first NAWA wrestler to protest this but when it cuts done my tv time it doesn't amuse me.

"Loser" by Beck plays and out comes The Jobber Champion the Gambler.

Gambler:I don't know who you think you are but what about the rights we jobbers have worked hard for.

Marc Mero:Oh you must be their king. So how about you have a match with me. It doesn't have to be for the title because that title has less credibility they a basic Backyard Wrestling Title.

The Gambler rushes to the ring. This is personal

Non-Title Match NAWA Jobber Champion The Gambler vs Marc Mero(w/Rena Mero)(subsituting for Dave Burkhead).

Gambler runs into the ring and RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT. Mero yells. THIS IS A CHAMPION. MORE LIKE A CHUMPION. Mero then covers Gambler with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Three.

Non-Title-Match: Marc Mero pinned The Gambler after a roundhouse right in 0:00:15. Rating: -1/2*

Mero now picks the K'Oed Gambler up and hits the TKO. The Gambler has been knocked out and now is hit with Mero's finishing move. Mero has k'oed TWO members of the jobber division tonight. The fans awoke when Mero punched Burkhead in the back of the head. Mero may have a legit case that the jobber title is the biggest joke since the WWF woman's title.

Tonight, New Jack vs Jeff Jarrett for the Xtreme Title has been signed. Jarrett was to exterminate New Jack for good tonight and has agreed to fight in an unfamiliar enviornment. New Jack NEARLY beat Shane Douglas to win the NAWA last week so is this the smartest thing for Jarrett to do.

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"Rowdy" is playing and K-Kwik is climbing up the steps into the ring. K-Kwik will get a NAWA cruiserweight champion against the champion Lenny Lane tonight. K-Kwik does a few jumps and splits before....

"All You Want" plays and out comes Lenny Lane, The NAWA cruiserweight champion, with Lodi. Both have matching hot pink tights and Lenny still has that pink silly string on the belt. Lenny put his hair into pigtails this week and dyed the pigtails pink. Lodi has a sign that says: "Lenny Lane=Sexiest Cruiserweight in NAWA".

NAWA cruiserweight title K-Kwik vs Lenny Lane(w/Lodi)(c)

The bell rings and they lock up. K-Kwik whips Lenny in and knocks him to the canvas with a leg lariat. Lenny stals before locking up again. They lock up and break. Lenny Lane backs off and blows K-Kwik a kiss. K-Kwik attempts to lunge at Lenny Lane but Lenny Lane uses the referee as a shield. When K-Kwik lifts the referee out of the way, Lenny clotheslines him down to the mat. Lenny now is stomping away at K-Kwik and Lenny whips K-Kwik in. Lenny misses a charge into the corner and crotches himself on the post. K-Kwik then clicks Lenny to the outside and hits a plancha to the outside. Lenny eats the pole and now K-Kwik rolls Lenny back in. K-Kwik attempts to re-enter to the ring but Lodi grabs his leg. Lodi is kicked off but Lenny dropkicks K-Kwik in the face while he is distracted. Lenny now hits a bulldog and Lenny climbs to the second rope. Reverse Splash from Lenny and cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lenny now whips K-Kwik into the rings. Lenny kicks K-Kwik in the knee and hits a variation of Keiji Muto's shining wizard. Only instead of using the knee Lenny used the er a different body part. Lenny now climbs to the second rope and pulls back his kneepad. Lenny drops a knee onto the forehead of K-Kwik. Lenny whips K-Kwik in and kick to the midsection. Lenny with a double underhook suplex. K-Kwik is whipped in again and bearhug locked on. This is a wierd move for a cruiserweight but Lenny Lane is slowly working his hands down the back of K-Kwik. LENNY LANE JUST PINCHED K-KWIK ON THE ASS. K-Kwik breaks the hold and he now is pounding away on Lenny. Irish Whip and Jumping Sidekick. K-Kwik now goes for the signal but Lodi is up on the ring apron and Lodi eats a sidekick as well.

K-Kwik now hits Lenny with a superkick as he tries to sneak up on him. K-Kwik now lifts up Lenny and drives him down to the canvas with the Hat Rack Crack. Thats K-Kwik's version of the Falcon Arrow. Lodi is back up on the ring apron and K-Kwik hits another sidekick to him. K-Kwik with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. That distraction given may have given Lenny the time to recover somewhat. K-Kwik now runs into the ropes but Lodi trips him. Lodi plays innocent and Lenny is up and he is protesting at the referee. Lodi enters the ring and hits the DDT on K-Kwik. When the referee turns around. K-Kwik is out cold. Lodi is saying that a fan threw something at K-Kwik. Lenny makes the cover. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. At the last possible second K-Kwik kicks out. That was a milli-second away. Lenny now whips K-Kwik in but the feet get up in the face. K-Kwik goes for a crossbody block from the top but Lenny rolls through. Lenny gets up and ducks the Sidekick. Lenny then slams K-Kwik facefirst with the Memory Lane. One, Two, Three. Lenny Lane is still the NAWA cruiserweight champion.

Lenny Lane pinned K-Kwik with the Memory Lane in 0:06:08. Rating: ** (Lenny Lane retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)

K-Kwik went for that Leaping Sidekick once to often and that cost him. Lenny Lane celebrates in the ring but CHRISTOPHER DANIELS RUNS IN FROM THE CROWD. Lodi gets ran over at ringside by a clothersline and Lenny still hasn't seen Daniels. Daniels spins Lenny around and LENNY EATS A SPIN KICK. Daniels rolls to the outside. He is underneath the ring. He has a lead pipe. Daniels slides the pipe into the ring but Lodi grabs his ankle. Daniels contends with Lodi and Lenny has the pipe. LENNY HITS DANIELS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE PIPE. Lenny and Lodi are stomping Daniels. You have to contend with both men and Daniels may have bitten off more than he can chew. Lenny rolls a battered Daniels into the ring and LENNY HAS HANDCUFFS. Two pairs. Lenny puts a pair each on the hand of Daniels and shackles him to the ropes. Lenny now is kicking Daniels viciously in the gut. Lenny now has a strap. LENNY IS STRAPPING DANIELS ON HIS BARE CHEST. Several welts are raising. Lenny now has the microphone.

Lenny:You got to admit. You helpless Christopher is just all right. Begging for mercy. I gave you a whipping. Come to my hotel for more. I would like to give you a title shot but I don't see myself gaining anything. Unless..... There is one way. You would have to fight both myself and Lodi in a handicap match for the title. Their is a special stipulation. If you pin either myself or Lodi you are the cruiserweight champion once again. When you lose however, you have to do things The Lenny Lane way. What do you say to that.

Lenny holds the microphone up to Daniels's mouth.

Daniels:ACCEPTED!!!(out of breath). I....WILL....KILL....BOTH....OF YOU SICK FUCKERS AT REALITY CHECK.

Lenny:Speaking of fu....

We are currently experiancing technical difficulites. We apologize for the delays do to circumstances beyond our control *cough* Damn Lenny Lane taking things too far again*Cough*.

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During the commericial Daniels was freed from the handcuffs. Lenny and Lodi escaped from the arena however. The NAWA executive commitee is actually sanctioning this match? A handicap match for the NAWA cruiserweight title. If Daniels wins he regains the title. If Daniels loses he has to do things "The Lenny Lane Way".

The Theme from the Godfather plays. What the hell is this. IS that Disco Inferno. He has gotten a whole new makeover. Three Piece suit. Golden Chains. Derby. Disco also has a cigar in his right hand. Disco has a golden tipped cane in his left hand. Disco has the microphone.

Disco: First of all you are to refer to a me-a as a Disco The Paizan from now on. The leader-a of the greatest group-a Italian wrestlers in the NAWA. So without-a futher ado-a I would like to introduce-a my cohorts the F.B.I.

"The Perfect Crime" plays and out comes The Full Blooded Italians. Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke with their bodyguard Sal E. Grazino. Disco grabs the microphone.

Disco: Who is laughing now-a. Tonight you guys will knock off the Armstrong Brothers.

"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes "The Road Dogg" Brian Armstrong and Steve Armstrong. They rush into the ring and The F.B.I starts trading fists with them.

The F.B.I vs The Armstrong Brothers Tony Mamaluke and Brian Armstrong start out when the brawl cools down. Brian Armstrong with a series of jabs. Brian Armstrong with a roundhouse right. The Road Dogg is cooking. Guido runs in but gets armdragged. The F.B.I go to the outside and regroup. Mamaluke is back in and they lockup again. Road Dogg with a side headlock. Slung off and Road Dogg with a shoulderblock. Brian Armstrong runs into the ropes and hits a forearm crossbody. The Road Dogg is doing it Doggy Style. Road Dogg runs the ropes again but Guido buries a knee into the spine. Mamaluke now with a dropkick. Tony runs the ropes and legdrops Road Dogg. Tony now picks up Armstrong and bodyslam. Tony with a fistdrop. Tag to Guido and Tony whips Armstrong into a Guido dropkick. Guido now climbs to the second rope and splash. Guiod with a cover hooking the leg: One, Two, Kickout. Guido whips Road Dogg in and kick to the midsection. Choke on the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four. Guido backs off and Disco takes a big puff out of his cigar. DISCO BLOWS THE SMOKE IN THE FACE OF BRIAN ARMSTRONG. I thought there was a no smoking policy in the NAWA. If their isn't, there should be. Guido now hits a armbar takedown into the fujiwara armlock submission. Guido is cranking in the pressure. Guido releases the hold and rings out the arm. Guido now picks up Road Dogg and rams him arm first into the corner. Guido with a single arm DDT and Guido is ramming knees into the shoulder area. Guido whips Brian Armstrong in again and knee to the midsection. Guido climbs to the ring apron and hits the Sicilian Slice. A slingshot Rocker Drooper. Guido now picks up Road Dogg and drops him with a backbreaker. Guido picks him up and hits him with a second backbreaker. Guido then with a third backbreaker. Guido rolls over Brian Armstrong and slaps on the camel clutch. Mamaluke is in and dropkick to the face.

Guido now picks up Brian Armstrong and puts him on the top rope. Backdrop Superplex. Brian folds up like an accordian and Guido drags him to the center. Guido with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Guido picks up Brian Armstrong and inverted atomic drop. Guido now with a clothesilne. Guido picks up Armstrong and rams him back first into the corner. Guido now with another back ram and Guido snap mares Road Dogg and dropkicks him in the small of the back. Guido tags in Mamaluke and holds him in a backbreaker while Mamaluke dives off with a guillotine legdrop. They are really working over the Road Dogg's back. Mamaluke buries a few knees and picks up him. Over the shoulder lift dropped into a backbreaker. Mamaluke whips him in and jumping spinning leg lariat from Mamaluke. Mamaluke climbs to the top rope and dives off. Flying axhandle to the forehead of the Road Dogg. Mamaluke with a cover using the ropes for leverage. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke picks him up and hits him with a power bomb. Mamaluke now lifts him up and hits an atomic power bomb. That power bomb/ atomic power bomb is called the Professional Hit. Mamaluke with the cover. One, Two, Thr...Save from Steve Armstrong. Steve Armstrong is escorted back into the corner and Big Sal enters the ring and drops an elbow onto Brian Armstrong. Mamaluke with another cover. The ribs may be crushed after that one. Cover: One, Two, In the Ropes. Mamaluke has the offical distracted. Disco now is in the ring and as Brian Armstrong rises, Disco hits him in the face with the golden-handled cane. Mamaluke with another cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Mamaluke climbs the buckles. He says he is going him off but Mamaluke crashes on the top-rope legdrop. Brian Armstrong rolls over and TAGS STEVE. Guido is tagged on the other end.

Steve Armstrong is in. Fists of fire. Dropkick to Guido. Armdrag Takedown to Mamaluke. Disco gets clocked when he was on the apron. Steve Armstrong catches Big Sal with a baseball slide into the guardrail. Steve now climbs to the top rope and missile dropkick right to the kisser of Guido. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke runs in but Armstrong catches him with a crossbody. Brian Armstrong is in and jumping forearm to Mamaluke. All four men are in the ring. This is really breaking down. The italians get whipped together and the Armstrongs "make a wish". That has to pull muscles in the knees. Road Dogg now puts Guido on his shoulders and Steve climbs to the top rope. A doomsday device version with a crossbody. Disco is in the ring but Road Dogg socks him. Road Dogg goes after Sal who also is trying to sneak in. Both Brian Armstrong and Sal tumble to the outside. Steve covers Guido but there is not offical because of the activity going on at ringside. Steve runs into the ropes but Disco hooks the ankle of Steve with that golden handled cane. Steve goes to grab Disco but DISCO PUTS OUT HIS CIGAR ON THE FOREHEAD OF STEVE ARMSTRONG. Disco then whacks Armstrong in the face with that cane and ARMSTRONG FALLS INTO THE KISS OF DEATH. That is Guido's version of the tomikaze. Guido hooks the leg. One, Two, Three. The F.B.I win.

The F.B.I defeated Steve Armstrong and Jesse James when L. Guido pinned S. Armstrong with the Kiss of Death in 0:07:03. Rating: **

Sal rams Road Dogg backfirst into the post on the outside and splashes him. The crowd is on their feet for something. ITS BRAD ARMSTRONG WITH A CHAIR. Brad chases out the F.B.I. This is NOT over between the Armstrongs and Disco and his thugs.

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"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the International Champion Jerry Lynn. Tonight former Champion Super Crazy gets his required rematch as it states in the NAWA rulebook. Jerry Lynn poses on the turnbuckle.

Just a little Super Crazy" plays and Super Crazy rushes to the ring. The bell rings.

NAWA international title

Super Crazy vs Jerry Lynn(c)

Crazy catches Lynn with a spinning leg lariat right off the bell. Crazy whips Lynn in and frankensteiner. Crazy now grabs the arms of Lynn and locks him in a Mexican Surfboard. Lynn escapes and rolls up Crazy in an oklahoma side roll. One, Kickout. Lynn goes for a clothesline but Crazy ducks it and Crazy monkey flips Lynn to the mat. Crazy now dropkicks Lynn to the outside. Crazy takes a running start and catches Lynn with a Running Tope. Crazy throws Lynn back into the ring and goes for a springboard rana but Lynn catches him and power bombs him out of mid air. Lynn now runs the ropes and dropkicks Crazy in the face. Cover from Lynn. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks Crazy up and hangs him in the tree of woe. Lynn then runs across the ring and they hits a sliding dropkick to Crazy's face from all the way across the ring. Lynn now picks up Crazy and inverted atomic drop. Lynn with a standing sidekick to the face. Lynn now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and whips him in. Crazy rebounds off the ropes and hits a twisting crossbody block but Lynn rolls through. One, two, Kickout. Lynn now catches Crazy with a dropkick to the knee. Crazy is put in the tree of woe once again and Lynn is kicking at the knee. Lynn now dropkicks the knee in the corner. Lynn now unhooks Crazy and hits a snap suplex. Lynn floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn whips Crazy in and goes for a tilt-a-whirl but Crazy counters with a spinning headscissors. Crazy now does a bodyscissors into a bulldog headlock. What a move. Crazy whips Lynn in and charges in but Lynn gets the feet up in the face. Another mistake by Crazy and Lynn clips Crazy in the knee from the front. Lynn is using Crazy's mistakes against him at every turn. Lynn now drags Crazy to the outside and wraps his knee around the ringpost. Lynn now rolls into the ring and hits a kneecrunching atomic drop. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and double underhook. Tiger Driver. One, Two, Kickout.

Lynn picks up Crazy and irish whip again. Lynn with a jumping knee to the nose. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn whips Crazy in but Crazy reverses. Lynn hits sternum first into the corner. Lynn now is rolled up from behind. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Crazy but Crazy slides down. Crazy hits a spin kick to the back of the head. Crazy runs into the ropes but Lynn gets the foot up once again and now Lynn hits a drop toehold into the dandina cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now grabs Crazy's knee and dragon screw legwhip into a kneebar. Lynn is going back to his game plan from Truth or Consequences. Work on the knee. Crazy makes it to the ropes and Lynn wrenchs that knee some more. Lynn picks up Crazy and whips him. Lynn with a sleeperhold with a leghold. Lynn lifts Crazy up and drops him on his knee. Lynn now picks up Crazy and goes for a power bomb but Crazy counters with a rana. One, Two, Lynn reverses into a sunset flip. One, Two, Crazy reverses into a jacknife pin. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn goes for a clothesline but Crazy ducks it and rolls Lynn up in an abdominal stretch cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy whips Lynn into the buckles and Crazy hits a high cross body. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy then hops on Lynn's shoulders and trys for a victory roll but Lynn counters with an electric chair drop. Lynn with a cover. Lateral Press. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn is now taking it the the air. Lynn is perched but Crazy dropkicks him sending Lynn down hard onto the buckles. Crazy now climbs up and hits a super frankensteiner to Lynn. Both men were standing on the top. Crazy jams his hurt knee a bit and he is struggling to roll over to make the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now throws Lynn in. Crazy rushes in but Lynn gets the foot up. Lynn goes for the tornado DDT but Crazy reverses it in mid-air with a northern lights suplex. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now uses the Crazy Chair submission move. Crazy is basically choking out Lynn with his own arms. The hold is somehow broken. Crazy now hits Lynn with the Crazy Bomb(cross-armed power bomb) Another cover: One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. The International title is at stake. Crazy gives the signal. Crazy climbs to the buckles and launches off with a satallite rana. Crazy with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy whips Lynn in but Crazy ducks his head. Lynn catches him. Going for the Cradle Piledriver but Lynn can't quite get him hooked. Crazy backdrops Lynn but Lynn rolls through sunset flipping Crazy. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Crazy now goes for another move but gets caught and planted with an Arn Anderson style spinebuster. Lynn is now wrenching and pulling on the bum knee of Crazy. Lynn grabs Crazy and turns him over in the Scorpion Deathlock. Crazy is trying to fight the urge to give up. Lynn is really sinking in the pressure. Lynn yanks back and Crazy screams out in pain before tapping out. Jerry Lynn wins and retains the International title.

Jerry Lynn made Super Crazy submit to a scorpion deathlock in 0:08:12. Rating: **** 1/4 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)

Super Crazy had Lynn scouted this time since Lynn was a surprise opponent at the last PPV. Crazy had a counter for nearly everything Lynn had and visa versa. The next time these two meet it should be even more closely-contested. Lynn holds up the belt.

Coming up next: C.W. Anderson vs Brad Armstrong. They will hook it up once again tonight.

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"Enforcer" plays and out comes C.W. Anderson. C.W. and Brad Armstrong had two brutal battles on Back to Back PPVs. These two respect each other and they will hook up just one more time tonight for fun.

"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong.

Brad Armstrong vs C.W. Anderson They shake hands. Lock-up and Brad with a headlock. C.W. shoves him off and shoulderblock. JERRY LYNN RUSHES OUT FROM THE BACK. Lynn spins Anderson around and clocks him with the International title belt. The bell rung. C.W. wins via DQ.

C.W. Anderson defeated Brad Armstrong by disqualification in 0:00:24. Rating: 1/2*

Lynn is now pounding away on C.W. This Lynn is an assasin. Brad goes to help but DISCO IS IN THE RING. Disco spins Armstrong around and drops him with the Chartbuster. The other members of the F.B.I come out wtih a bodybag. They are going to bodybag Brad Armstrong. Here come Brian and Steve Armstrong with chairs to chase off the F.B.I. Armstrong was about ready to be zipped up.

Backstage:

Jeff Jarrett is shown getting ready for his Xtreme Title shot vs New Jack tonight. That Match is coming up.

Backstage. The Triple Threat are with Cyrus.

Cyrus: Triple Threat. Tonight you will get a tag team title shot against Norman Smiley and Terry Funk tonight. Any comments.

Chris Candido: You have to realize that last weeks match with a big fluke. Tonight myself and Brian Lee will recapture the tag team title belts. This match is a cage so it will be a bloody affair.

Brian Lee:The time has come. The last week has been the first wrinkle in the Triple Threat's taking over the NAWA. It will be the last wrinkle because we will send Terry Funk back to amirillo and Norman Smiley back to the U.K. in boxes.

Cyrus:Shane Douglas. You are here. Any words.

Shane Douglas: Yeah. I earned this(points to the NAWA World Title). All the pretenders can stop pretending because they are not taking it away. The pretenders are Norman Smiley, Terry Funk, and New Jack. They should know what I do to people who get in my way. Ask Scott Steiner. Or should I say Crippled Steiner. Sting is scared of me and is thus playing Phantom of the Arenas. He doesn't want a piece of me. I will reign over the NAWA for a long time. Steamboat can keep sending all these pretenders after me and I can pick them off one by one. In short: We are taking over the NAWA.

New Jack has his can of plundah. He defends the Xtreme Title vs Jeff Jarrett next.

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So Why don't You Choke on that slapnuts is heard followed by "Cowboy" by Kid Rock. Here comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett has a slapnuts t-shirt and blue jeans on. He must have forgotten his gear tonight.

"Natural By Killerz" play and out comes the Xtreme champion of the NAWA, New Jack. New Jack has that can of plundah. Jarrett slides to the outside and starts trading punches with New Jack. The bell rings.

NAWA xtreme title New Jack(c) vs Jeff Jarrett

Jarrett goes for a whip into the railing but it is reversed. Pizza Pan shot from New Jack. New Jack now has a lightbulb and grinds it on the head of Jeff Jarrett busting him open early. New Jack introduces Jeff Jarrett into the post. New Jack then runs Jarrett around the ring and slams him into the time keepers table. New Jack has a hub cap and he hits Jarrett in the face with it. New Jack rolls Double J in the ring and starts throwing plundah in the ring from that trash can. New Jack enters the ring but Jarrett breaks a kendo stick over the back of New Jack. Jarrett runs the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Jarrett has a toaster oven and he hits New Jack with it. Jarrett grabs a chain and wraps it around his fist. Jarrett punches New Jack with it a few times. Jarrett climbs to the top and goes for a double axhandle but New Jack hit him with a piece of dry wall. New Jack hits him again and again and again. The wall explodes on impact everytime sending dust into the ring. New Jack now has a pair of knumchucks. New Jack does some karate motions and taps Jarrett with them several times. New Jack then twirls them and whacks Jarrett in the ribs with the knumchucks. New Jack then chokes Jarrett with the knumchucks and uses them to snap mare him to the canvas. New Jack goes after Jarrett but Jarrett catches him with a pair of ballshots. We HIT the chinlock. New Jack fires a few elbows out and Jarrett breaks the hold. Jarrett grabs a trash can lid and jabs New Jack in the gut with it. Shot over the back. Jarrett rolls to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Jarrett rushes at New Jack but gets the chair kicked in his face. New Jack then clotheslines Jarrett with the chair.

New Jack clotheslines Jarrett to the outside. New Jack then runs the ropes and hits a tope suicida sending both men crashing into the guardrail. I didn't know New Jack could pull off a move like that. New Jack then goes for a suplex on the concrete but Jarrett blocks and crotches New Jack on the guardrail. Jarrett now rams New Jack face first into the railing opening him up. Jarrett is pulling back the mats exposing the concrete futher. Jarrett goes for a piledriver but New Jack counters with a backdrop. Jarrett smacks the concrete with a thud. New Jack now grabs a microphone and smacks it across the forehead of Jarrett. Jarrett is down on the floor. Jarrett is trying to crawl away and he is crawling up the ramp. New Jack rushes up the ramp but ITS THAT DAMN SHANE DOUGLAS. Shane clocks New Jack with the NAWA world title belt. This was a blasted setup. The heels are double teaming New Jack. But the crowd is causing a ruckus again. Masato Tanaka comes from the back and saves New Jack? Why. Masato Tanaka faces New Jack for the Xtreme title oh I get it. If Jarrett defeats New Jack tonight, Jarrett vs Norman will be for the Xtreme Title. Masato smacks Shane with the roaring elbowsmash and Masato leaves. Jarrett has New Jack in the center of the ring in the figure-four leglock. The crowd is causing ANOTHER ruckus. Norman is coming from behind Jeff Jarrett. Norman picks up a handicapped parking sign and WALLOPS JARRETT FROM BEHIND. Jarett falls and New Jack makes the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. New Jack is still the Xtreme Champion thanks to Norman Smiley. Jarrett ain't going to like this.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: New Jack pinned Jeff Jarrett after outside interference in 0:06:11. Rating: * 1/4 (New Jack retained the NAWA King of Extreme title.)

Norman gets one up on Jeff Jarrett tonight. New Jack picks up the Xtreme belt and goes backstage with it.

Coming up next: The Cage will come down for the NAWA tag team title showdown between the Triple Threat and Norman Smiley and Terry Funk. Thats next. Don't ya dare miss it.

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This match will be under regular tag team rules. Tags in and out. But the first pin, submission, or cage escape wins the match. The Cage is 16 feet tall. This is with tv time remaining and this is for the NAWA tag team titles.

"Perfect Strangers" play and out come the challengers. The Triple Threat, Chris Candido and Brian Lee. Francine is out with them and when she stuck her nose into business last we saw Norman gave her an atomic drop.

"Legend" plays and out come the NAWA tag team champions. They walk a few yards apart.

NAWA tag team title steel cage match Norman Smiley and Terry Funk(c) vs Brian Lee and Chris Candido(w/Francine)

The bell rings. Norman and Candido will start out. Norman dives at Candido and hits a double leg takedown. Candido reverses and palms Norman in the face. Both men are up to a standing position and Norman with an armdrag takedown. Norman now grabs Candido in an armwringer and walks the ropes. Norman jumps off the ropes throwing Candido by the arm to the canvas. Norman now with a fireman's carry and a drop toehold. Norman with a spinning toehold but Candido kicks Norman into the cage. Candido goes for a german suplex but Norman flips over and rolls up Candido from behind. One, Two, Kickout. Norman now whips Candido in but Candido gets the foot up. Candido now with a dropkick but Norman side steps it. Norman whips Candido into the ropes and high cross body from Norman. One, Two, Kickout. Norman goes for a suplex but Candido knees him. Candido now with a DDT and Candido with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido whips Norman into the boot of Brian Lee. Now the Threat is cutting the ring off. Candido with a double underhook power bomb. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now picks up Norman and bodyslams. Candido with a figure-four sleeper onto Norman. Norman somehow makes it to the corners. Candido picks up Norman and hits a snap suplex to the mat. Candido holds up and hits a second snap suplex. Candido now holds up and suplexes Norman into the cage. Norman's foot is caught in the cage and Candido dropkicks him in the face. Candido whips Norman into the ropes but Norman reverses. Double Clothesline sends both men crashing to the mat. Norman rolls over and makes the tag to The Funker.

Terry Funk is in. Fists of fire. Clotheslines of Fire. Candido gets plowed to the mat. Brian Lee tries to big boot Terry but Terry ducks and Terry hits a series of jabs on Brian Lee. Funk with a bodyslam on Candido and now Funk whips Lee into the cage. Funk runs after but gets a boot to the midsection and slammed shoulder first into the ringpost from Lee. Now Candido is back up and Candido is pounding away on the now injured shoulder of Terry Funk. Candido whips Funk in and Candido spin kicks the Funker down to the mat. Candido puts Funk in an armbar and knees the shoulder. Candido now grabs the arm and single arm DDT floated over into the Wakatame. Armbar Submission if you will. Candido is really wrenching that hold in. Funk makes it to the ropes and the referee has to physically pull Candido off to break the hold. Candido with a double underhook power bomb and a cover on Funk. One, Two, Kickout. Tag to Brian Lee. Candido holds Funk while Lee fires off a couple of big right hands. Lee now chokelifts Funk and shakes him around like a rag doll. Lee whips Funk in and Funk eats a beefy lariat. Lee now side slams Funk and tag to Candido. Lee holds Funk in a bearhug while Candido springboards off the top rope with a clothesline. Candido coves Funk hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickou. Candido whips Funk into the corner and Candido with a Jumping Avalance in the corner. Candido puts Funk in a chinlock. Trying to sap the energy out of the 58-year old Terry Funk. Funk elbows out but Candido kicks him in the midsection. Lee enters the ring and Norman hops in. The referee holds Norman back and Candido and Lee hit a spike piledriver on the Funker. Candido with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Two and Three Fourths count. Candido picks Funk off the canvas and whips him into the ropes. Leapfrog no Funk catches him and inverted atomic drop. Funk charges but Candido ducks and Brian Lee big boots Funk in the face. Funk crashes to the mat like dead weight. Cover from Candido: One, Two, Kickout.

Candido now is taking it to the cage roof. What is he doing. Swandive Headbutt off the cage does not connect however. Funk rises up and is climbing the cage. Is Funk going to escape. No Funk soaks in the aproval of the crowd. Funk is on that top bar. MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF A 16 FOOT HIGH CAGE FROM FUNK. Funk may have blown out his knee but the crowd is chanting holy shit. Funk trys to cover Candido. One, Two, Kickout. Candido trips Funk and locks him in a kneebar. Funk really rammed his knee on the way down. Candido picks up Funk and puts him on the top rope. Funk is rattled with a superplex. Candido hooks the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido whips Funk into the cage and Candido with a sleeperhold no Funk twists out and hits a backdrop suplex onto Candido. Both men are down. Candido rolls over and tags Lee. Lee catches Funk with a clothesline and irish whip into the corner. Lee hits an avalanche nearly crushing Funk. Lee goes for the Prime Time Slam but Funk blocks it. Lee just pushes Funk into the cage and rebounds with a side slam. Lee now runs the ropes and drops an elbow. Lee drops a second elbow and Lee is now choking the life out of Terry Funk. Brian Lee now picks up Funk and PLANTS HIM with the Prime Time Slam. Lee covers Funk hooking the far leg. One, Two, Save from Norman Smiley. Norman returns to a neutral corner. Lee now whips Funk into the corner and chages in. Lee tries for a corner splash but Funk ducks down and Lee smacks the pole. Both men are down.

Funk is trying to crawl over to make the tag to Norman Smiley. Brian Lee is closer to his corner. Brian Lee tags Candido. Candido grabs the leg of Funk. Funk is reaching....reaching....reaching. Funk kicks Candido off and HOT TAG to Norman. Norman is in and he armdrags Candido to the mat. Norman whips Candido in and Norman with a flying forearm smash. Lee runs in but Norman legsweeps him down to the canvas. Terry Funk is in again and the champions in a double spinning toehold to Lee. Francine is now climbing up the cage but MIDAJAH RUNS OUT. Midajah grabs Francine off the cage and POWER BOMBS HER ON THE STEEL RAMP. Midajah and Francine have some unfinished business to deal with. Meanwhile Norman hits a drop toehold on Candido while the Funker drops a knee to the back of the head. Midajah has left and Francine might have to be pealed off the floor later. Norman hits a spinning slam to Candido. Funk meanwhile has the branding iron and he brands Brian Lee with it. Shane Douglas has arrived at ringside for some reason. Funk runs into the ropes but Shane grabs Funk by the hair. Shane has a pair of handcuffs and Shane Douglas just handcuffed Terry Funk to the cage. Brian Lee clubs Norman from behind. Candido now holds Norman but Norman wiggles free and Lee boots Candido in the face. Norman now dropkicks Lee in the knee and tangles him up in the ropes. Norman is going to win this thing. He is going to walk out the door....THE DOOR GETS SLAMMED IN NORMAN'S FACE. We pan back to see Jeff Jarrett standing at ringside. Jarrett slammed the cage door in Norman's face and Norman was on the verge of winning. Candido rolls out of the cage. The Triple Threat regain the NAWA tag team titles. All thanks to Jeff Jarrett. Norman got caught right flush in the face with that cage door.

Cage Match:: The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) defeated Norman Smiley and Terry Funk in 0:13:44. Rating: ** 1/4 (The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) won the NAWA tag team titles.)

Norman gets dragged out of the cage and all the members of the Triple Threat enter the cage. Jarrett meanwhile has the guitar on the outside. JARRETT KA-BONGS NORMAN. The Triple Threat are doing a number on a handcuffed Terry Funk. Funk is trying to fight back while handcuffed. You got to admire the guts of Terry Funk. Shane Douglas cracks Funk on the head with the NAWA title belt. Douglas is pounding away at the bloodied face of Terry Funk making the cut worse.

We see Sting in the rafters watching the events as we fade to copyright.