NAWA Glory 4-4-02

Last Week: Norman hits a spinning slam to Candido. Funk meanwhile has the branding iron and he brands Brian Lee with it. Shane Douglas has arrived at ringside for some reason. Funk runs into the ropes but Shane grabs Funk by the hair. Shane has a pair of handcuffs and Shane Douglas just handcuffed Terry Funk to the cage. Brian Lee clubs Norman from behind. Candido now holds Norman but Norman wiggles free and Lee boots Candido in the face. Norman now dropkicks Lee in the knee and tangles him up in the ropes. Norman is going to win this thing. He is going to walk out the door....THE DOOR GETS SLAMMED IN NORMAN'S FACE. We pan back to see Jeff Jarrett standing at ringside. Jarrett slammed the cage door in Norman's face and Norman was on the verge of winning. Candido rolls out of the cage. The Triple Threat regain the NAWA tag team titles. All thanks to Jeff Jarrett. Norman got caught right flush in the face with that cage door.

Tonight: Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy will hook it up one more time. Sabu faces the Sandman and in the main event Norman Smiley and Terry Funk vs Shane Douglas and Jeff Jarrett.

"Huka Blues" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones play and out comes Sabu with the Sheik. Sabu is one of the most crazy men in wrestling today but he faces the Sandman who is one of the top members of the NAWA xtreme division. The winner of this match could be in line for New Jack and that Xtreme Championship.

"Enter the Sandman" by Motorhead and we see the Sandman in the crowd. He cracks open a beer and lights up a cigarette. Sandman is coming down the ramp. These two have had wars in Extreme Championship Wrestling but this is their first one on one meeting in the NAWA. Sabu legdrops Sandman as he rolls into the ring. the bell rings.

Sabu(w/The Sheik) vs The Sandman Sabu whips the Sandman into the buckles and a spinning heel kick. Sabu runs the ropes but misses an Asai Moonsault. Sandman with a kick to the midsection and a clothesline sending Sabu tumbling to the outside. Sandman runs into the ropes and hits a baseball slide. Sandman now whips Sabu into the guardrail but as Sandman charges in Sabu backdrops him into the crowd. Sabu now climbs onto the guardrail and hits a crossbody off it. Both Sandman and Sabu are in the crowd and the Sheik comes over trying to get Sabu up because the referee's count is getting dangerously high. Sabu rolls into the ring breaking the count at nine. Sabu then rolls back to the outside and throws the Sandman back into the ring. Sabu now hits a slingshot legdrop and cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sandman is still injured by getting backdropped on the concrete. Sabu looks at the sky and picks up Sandman. He plants him with a slam and hits a spinning legdrop. Another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sabu now picks up Sandman and knee to the kisser. Sabu goes for a piledriver but Sandman backdrops out of it. Sandman now hits a clothesline and Sandman hits a legdrop. Sandman now picks up Sabu. Gutshot followed up by a DDT. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sabu is whipped into the buckles. Sabu is slumped over in the corner. Sandman puts him on the buckles and goes for the Heikenrana but Sabu shoves him off. Sabu then hits Air Sabu off the top. Sheik slides a chair into the ring. Sabu sets up the chair. Sabu picks up Sandman and slams him. Sabu then sets up the chair. He jumps over the Sandman. Jumps onto the chair and jumps to the second rope. Triple Jump Moonsault connects. One, Two, Sabu pulls the Sandman up. Sabu now picks up Sandman and bodyslams him again. Sabu takes the chair and climbs up. Springboard Legdrop with the chair or Arabian Facebuster. That should do it. One, Two, Thr...Sandman somehow throws the shoulder up. Sabu now puts Sandman on the buckles. Superplex attempt no the Sandman shoves him off. Sandman is climbing all the way to the top but Sabu dropkicks him off the buckles sending Sandman crashing down to the concrete. Sandman took a nasty spill their and Sabu springboards off the ropes and HITS A LEGDROP ONTO THE SANDMAN ALL THE WAY TO THE CONCRETE. The Sheik has a table set up and The Sandman is put onto it. Sabu climbs to the second rope. Moonsault through the table no Sandman slides off at the last second. Sabu puts himself through the table and table splits in two. So does Sabu's ribs probaly. Sandman pitches Sabu back into the ring and sets him on the buckles. DDT off the Top rope from the Sandman. Sandman covers Sabu hooking the leg. One, Two, Three? Thats it. Sabu has been pinned.

The Sandman pinned Sabu after a top-rope DDT in 0:04:44. Rating: * 1/2

Sabu rolls around holding his ribs. Sabu brought the table into the match and it led to his downfall. Sandman stands on the buckles in a token of victory.

Backstage:

Chris Candido, Brian Lee, and Francine are just standing backstage talking.

Chris Candido:Two Time Tag team champions. No opposition to oppose us. Simon and Swinger are C.W's little bitches. The Armstrongs are feuding with the Family. That kills two stones. Nobody left.

Voice off camera:Thats where you are wrong.

Danny Doring and Roadkill step into the room.

Candido:Are you crazy. Walking into a room with Triple Threat members. Don't you know what we do to people who get in our way yet.

Doring:Do you think we are afraid of you. Roadkill tell them what we think of the Triple Threat.

Roadkill:CHICKENS!!!!

Brian Lee:Oh you are so dead.

Brian Lee and Chris Candido start trading fists with Roadkill and Doring but Francine hits them with a double low blow. Roadkill eats a Prime Time Slam on the Concrete Floor. Candido hits a piledriver to Doring and the Triple Threat leave because Norman Smiley and Terry Funk run into the picture with chairs.

Meanwhile elsewhere backstage.

Midajah is sitting in the lockeroom.

Midajah:I have requested this camera time for a reason. That bitch Francine provoked me two weeks ago and she doesn't know what she has gotten herself into. I have been taking wrestling lessons with Scott and Rick Steiner during the past couple of months so I know how to handle myself as Francine found out when I powerbombed her on the steel ramp last week. The point is that I want her one on one at Reality Check. I don't want any cheap trampy T & A stipulation. A wrestling match. So Francine. Lets see if you can back up your word to TRY and cripple me.

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"Perfect Strangers" play and out come the members of the Triple Threat plus their business associate Jeff Jarrett. Shane Douglas has that World Title belt and he is taunting the fans by saying "I am the best and not one of your "heros". The fans are pelting the threat with garbage. Shane has the microphone.

Shane Douglas:Cut the Fucking Music. First of all you fans should kiss my fucking ass. Throwing garbage at me will not make me lose this title. Lets run through the list of casualities so far. First of all Swinger and Simon deciminated by the Candido and Lee. They won't be coming back for more. Scott Steiner. Optical nerve damage in the elbow. May never come back. Well if he's smart he will stay away because I will screw up his other arm. Rick Steiner. Beat to a bloody pulp by the Threat and sent back to Japan. Last but not least the crown jewel. Sting. He is hiding up in the rafters like the coward he is because he knew that I pinned him and gave him the thrasing of his life. We have two more to add to that number. Norman Smiley, who decided now he wants to be a star. The only stars are the Triple Threat. and Terry Funk, that fossil who retired about 5,260,321,520 times and kept coming back. Well this time its the last time he is able to comeback. Anything else you guys want to throw in.

Jeff Jarrett:First off all I would like all these slapnuts to shut up. Norman Smiley. Last week you did something you shouldn't of. You cost the Chosen One the Xtreme Title. I was to bring more gold, more greatest to this alliance but you ruined it. However that slammed door to the face and that guitar shot was just child's play on what I will do to you at reality check. That all I have to say because Norman Smiley is a waste of breath anyway.

Francine:Midajah. Last week you power bombed me off of a cage. Now this week you have the gall to challenge me to a match at Reality Check. The challenge is accepted and much like Shane did to Scott Steiner I will cripple you.

Before this little Triple Threat session could go any futher "In The Dragon's Lair" plays and here comes Commisioner Steamboat. Steamboat has a microphone.

Steamboat:I need to sign a few matches. The Midajah-Francine match is offical. Jeff Jarrett vs Norman Smiley will now be for the number one contendership for the NAWA world title. The winner will face the champion at Gold Rush on May 26. Tonight Danny Doring will face Chris Candido and Roadkill will face Brian Lee. If Roadkill and Doring win both matches then a tag team title match will be penciled for Reality Check. Now enjoy tonight's main event involving Terry Funk and Norman Smiley vs Shane Douglas and Jeff Jarrett.

Some interesting matches signed and the Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett match has more importance now than ever because it will determine the number one contender for the NAWA world title. Winner faces the champion at Gold Rush on May 26.

We see Sting up in the catwalk again. The crowd breaks into a heavy chant of WE WANT STING. WE WANT STING. Sting takes a couple of steps foward but then turns around and walks back. He was considering coming out of his funk but then turned around and walked away. You gotta wonder whats going on in Sting's head.

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"Perfect Strangers" play and out comes Chris Candido. The Triple Threat have been banned from ringside for this match. Is Doring 100 percent from that piledriver on the concrete in the back not even 15 minutes ago.

"Super Bon-Bon" plays and out comes Danny Doring. Doring is holding his neck. Doring slides into the ring and Candido starts stomping him.

Danny Doring vs Chris Candido Candido with a legdrop to the back of the head. Punches to the neck. Candido is picking a spot and working on it. Candido now hits a hangman's neckbreaker and cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now is lifted up and dropped down with a suplex. Candido floats over and makes a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now with some elbows rammed onto the neck and Candido whips Doring in. Doring gets the feet up into the face and dropkicks Candido but his neck is in too much pain to make a cover. Candido now clamps on a sleeper and falls to the mat. Sleeper Reverse Mat Slam. That really wrenched the neck. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Candido now with a headscissors submission. Candido really pouring it on tonight on glory. Doring kicks out however and Candido with some kind of head wrencing hold. It looks like he is trying to twist Doring's head off of his shoulders. If THAT won't snap a neck I don't know what will. Candido now with a swinging neckbreaker and another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido with a legdrop and Candido rises up and legdrops Doring again. Candido now picks up Doring and whips him in. Sleeperhold but Doring elbows out and Belly-To-Back. Doring is barley moving on the mat but that bides him some time to rest. Candido however is back up and lifts up Doring. Half-Nelson Suplex. The crowd cringes on impact. Cover from Candido hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Candido pulls Doring up. Candido picks up Doring and sets him perched on the buckles. He superplexes him off. Candido with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido is pounding the mat in frustratration.

Candido picks up Doring and whips him in. Candido goes for a corner charge but boot is up again and Doring hits a second rope crossbody. No cover however. Doring is clutching his neck once again. Doring is up and blocks a shot and fires back. Candido is whipped in and Doring with a dropkick. Doring now picks up Candido and a scoop slam. Doring climbs the buckles and jumps off. Springboard Crossbody. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Doring with a kick no blocked no Enziguri. Candido flips to the mat and Doring rubs his neck before going for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now picks up Candido and goes for a bodyslam but Candido slides down. Full Nelson. DRAGON SUPLEX RELEASE. Doring flops completely over and Candido rulls him over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido is yelling at the referee. He thinks it was a slow count but it was a fair count. Candido goes for another dragon suplex but Doring counters with a reverse cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Doring is up on his feet and Candido grabs Doring in a waistlock. Going for a backdrop driver perhaps no Doring flips over the back but catches an elbow to the face. Candido now hits a bodyslam and scales the ropes. If he hits the Swandive Headbutt it is over and Doring and Roadkill will not get their tag team title shot. Candido dives off and MISSES. Candido oversells the miss. Doring now with a kick to the midsection and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM. This should do it. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Doring looks at the referee in shock. Doring now climbs to the ropes. Doring now drops the Panty Drop Elbow. Cover again hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr....Foot on the ropes. Doring can't believe Candido kicked out of two of his finishers. Doring picks up Candido. G-SPOT SWEEP. That is a version of Jeff Jarrett's Stroke. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Danny Doring wins. Roadkill and Doring are halfway ensured to gain a tag team title shot.

Danny Doring pinned Chris Candido after the G-Spot Sweep in 0:06:24. Rating: ** 3/4

Doring is your winner but he doesn't get to celebrate because Candido jumps him from behind hitting him with one of the tag title belts. Candido now lifts Doring up and is going to go for a K-Driller. This will finish off the neck but Roadkill runs from the back and Candido bolts. Roadkill vs Brian Lee still to come tonight. If Roadkill wins, Roadkill and Doring get a shot at the champions at Reality Check.

The Gambler will face Marc Mero at Reality Check but not in a wrestling match. The Gambler has challenged Marc Mero to a toughman bout. The rules are 4 1-minute rounds. You must knock down your opponent three times within a round to get a technical knockout. 5 points for each sucessful punch and 10 for each knockdown. If their is no knockouts, the match is decided by a panal of three judges at ringside: Commisioner Steamboat, NAWA senior referee Mickey Jaye, and Cyrus. We are now going to devolopements....in the backstage steam room.

We see a sign, and what looks like the type of tights Lenny Lane wears. We go to the camera move where we see Lenny and Lodi. The camera view seems somewhat distorted for the hetrosexual portion of the male audience. Suddenly we see a hand turn the steam valve to high outside the steam room but the camera gets shoved out of the way. We cue inside the steamroom where the room is now full of steam and we here the sound that sounds like a chair against bare flesh. When the noise stops, a moment later the steam is turned off and we see Lenny and Lodi laid out on that concrete steam room floor busted wide open with a few towels covering each of the...unapproate for TV parts. We see Christopher Daniels standing at the end of the hallway on the arena smirking holding a chair covered in blood.

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"Super Crazy" plays and out comes the International Champion Super Crazy. This is a last chance match. If Super Crazy does not capture the International Title this will be his last title shot for a while. Super Crazy stands on the buckles for a second but hops down. He has a serious tone on his face and he has fought Jerry Lynn twice in the NAWA so maybe tonight Super Crazy has learned enough to score the victory.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Lynn had a classic match with Crazy last week but Crazy gave him a run for his money. Lynn won the belt as a mystery opponent. Lynn hands the belt off to the referee and the bell rings.

NAWA international title Super Crazy vs Jerry Lynn(c)

The bell rings. They lockup and Lynn with a waistlock takedown and Crazy is rolling around on the mat trying to get out of this rear waistlock. Crazy finally turns himself and backdrops out of it but Lynn holds on and rides him to the mat. Lynn now is palming Crazy in the back of the head. Lynn is using those heelish tactics but Crazy shouldn't try to mat wrestle Lynn because Lynn will make him look like a fool every time. Crazy rises up and breaks Lynn's grip and locks Lynn's hands and twists him. Crazy locks on the Mexican Surfboard but Lynn rolls and then puts his head on the ropes to break the hold. They get back up to a neutral position and they lockup again. Greco Roman knuckle lock test of strength but Lynn kicks him into the midsection and cheapshots him with a clothesline. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Lynn should know that he can't put away Crazy this early and Lynn whips him in but Crazy bounds off the ropes with a second rope back elbowsmash. Crazy now grabs Lynn and goes for a sharpshooter but Lynn palms Crazy in the face. Another cheapshot by the International Champion. Lynn now locks a full nelson on and wraps his legs around the ribs of Crazy. Lynn is forcing Crazy to be grounded again neutralizing that high flying. Lynn rises up into the sitting postion ramming Crazy's tailbone into the canvas. Lynn now rises up with Crazy in a full nelson and goes for a dragon suplex but Crazy flips over and his knee gives out. Lynn now dropkicks the knee of Crazy. That knee is still not completely heeled. Lynn now grabs the knee and locks a standing kneebar on. Lynn kicks at the leg several times and Lynn falls back nearly yanking the leg out of the hip joint. Crazy yelps out in agony and Lynn grabs his knee. Lynn bends it and drives it into the canvas. Lynn now is climbing the ropes. Crazy limps up and punches Lynn. Crazy pulls Lynn off by the air and goes for a spin kick but Lynn rolls underneath. Crazy goes for a Rana but he gets caught and POWER BOMBED OVER THE TOP ONTO THAT THIN PADDING. Lynn is ruthless here tonight. That padding is only 1/2 inch thick. Crazy may be counted out but No Lynn slides out and he is putting the boots to Super Crazy on the outside of the ring. Lynn grabs Crazy and slings him into the guardrail. Lynn now throws Crazy back into the ring and takes it to the air again. Lynn dives off and hits a missile dropkick to the knee cap. Lynn now grabs the knee and folds it back into a kneebar. Lynn now is using the ropes behind the offical's back. Lynn now is up and Lynn grabs the knee and drags Crazy near the ropes. Lynn is forcibally bending the knee on the ring apron. Lynn now grabs the ring bell and attempts to drive the edge of the bell onto the knee of Crazy but the referee pulls Crazy out of the way and gives Lynn a verbal warning. Like Lynn gives a damn. If he is disqualified he keeps the International title and no more title shots for Super Crazy.

Lynn drags Crazy to the ringpost and Ringpost Figure-Four. The referee is counting but Lynn tightens the hold on further. Crazy grabs the ropes but Lynn will not relent this hold. Finally the referee goes out of the ring and pulls Lynn off of Crazy. Lynn piefaces the referee and laughs but Crazy hits a baseball slide into a spinning headscissors but that did damage to his knee. Crazy is rolling around on the floor holding his knee. The referee finally just rolls out the ring and puts the count on(very slowly because Lynn may just be playing possum). Crazy gets up and rolls inside the ring. Lynn gets up and spits at the refree. Lynn grabs the international title belt from the time keeper. Lynn is walking off and Crazy's knee is too injured to give chase. Lynn is up and C.W. Anderson is standing at the top of the ramp. Lynn is between a rock and a hard place and Lynn tries to go through the crowd but the fans are making it difficult to use that escape rout so C.W. pulls Lynn out from the crowd and throws him back to the ringside area where Crazy hits a 180 plancha on Lynn, really fucking up his knee in the process. C.W. physically picks up Lynn and pitches him back into the ring. He does the same for Crazy. Good. The title is going to be contested in the ring. Crazy rolls over somehow hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. C.W. is leaving the ringside area. Crazy now with some backhand chops and he sends Lynn into the buckles and Crazy with a armdrag takedown. Crazy now goes for a crucifix but Lynn counters with a rib breaker. Lynn now with a half boston crab. Lynn bends over and grabs the ropes with his free hand. Lynn now releases the hold and goes for the figure-four but Crazy counters with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn is up and Crazy with a drop toehold into a Bow-And-Arrow Submission. The bum knee however cannot hold the move on for long. Crazy now whips Lynn in and runs into the corner. Crazy with hiptoss out of the corner and Crazy locks on an side headlock with the legs grapevined around the arm. Lynn wiggles out and Crazy with a scissored-Dragon Sleeper. Lynn may have to give it up here. Lynn somehow scoots the hold underneath the ropes and Crazy locks Lynn in the Crazy Chair Submission. Choking Out Lynn with his own arms. Lynn is not giving in however. Lynn rolls a big until Lynn is in the ropes once again. Crazy now hits a chop(wooo), another chop(wooo), but Lynn reverses and hits a flurry of chops of his own. Lynn whips Crazy into the buckles but Crazy gets the feet up. Lynn catches the feet but Crazy with a rana sending both men crashing to the arena floor. The referee is putting the count on both men and Crazy posts Lynn and rolls him back in. Crazy now grabs Lynn and kick to the midsection. Crazy now wtih a series of palm blows and now Crazy takes Lynn down with a waistlock. Into the Oklahoma Side Roll. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now jumps over the hip and goes for the sunset flip but Lynn hangs on to the ropes. And the referee kicks him off. One, Two, Lynn kicks out again. Lynn with a swing but Crazy ducks and rolling cradle. One, Two, Lynn rolls through. One, Two, Rolled through the other way. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy grabs Lynn and a series of chops and palm thrusts. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes and Crazy goes for a Rana but Lynn counters with a Power Bomb Hotshot onto the top rope. Lynn now goes for a backslide but both men are fighting over it. Crazy wins it and now backslides Lynn. One, Two, Thr...In the Ropes. That was close and if Lynn's feet weren't in the ropes. Lynn is up and he thumbs Crazy in the eyes. Lynn now kicks Crazy right in the kneecap and whips Crazy in. Arn Anderson Style Spinebuster. Lynn now is going for the Scorpion Deathlock but Crazy counters with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. That move finished off Crazy last week so this week he had it well scouted.

Crazy and Lynn are back up to their feet and they are duking it out. Lynn ducks a clothesline but Crazy flips over on an atomic drop. Lynn with a dropkick to the knee and standing kneebar kicking at the leg. Crazy pops an enzugiri however to knock Lynn to the outside. Crazy however limps around the ring trying to shut out the pain in his right knee. Crazy now baseball slides to the outside but Lynn just side steps it by a step and Crazy is down on the floor holding his knee again. Lynn picks up Crazy and whips him into the stairs. Crazy bounds knee first over the stairs. Lynn now throws Crazy into the ring and Lynn with a front facelock. Tornado DDT no Crazy counters with a northern lights suplex NO Lynn countes in mid-air again with a DDT. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn with a spinning toehold and into the figure-four. Crazy is down on the mat and he is totally in pain. Lynn is using the ropes behind the referee's back for leverage. Crazy's shoulders are down. One, Two, Shoulder up. Lynn releases the ropes when the referee turns around. Crazy is fading fast but Lynn is using the ropes again when the referee is checking on Crazy. Lynn releases the ropes and Crazy yanks him to the center. Crazy now is attempting to turn the figure-four over. YES. He made it. Lynn is now getting the worse of the pain. Lynn releases the hold. Lynn goes after Crazy but gets a gutshot and another. Crazy with a full nelson into the dragon suplex. One, Two, Thr...Crazy's knee gives out on him. Crazy however climbs to the top rope but Lynn dropkicks him causing Crazy to crotch himself and Lynn climbs up. Superplex off the top rope from Lynn to Crazy. The Ring shakes. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and Cradle Piledriver but Crazy backdrops Lynn out of it. Both men are down but Lynn is the first to his feet. Crazy blocks a right and fires back with three more. Crazy then kicks Lynn on the nose and over the hip for a sunset flip but Lynn sits down cradling the legs. One, Two, Crazy reverses into a sunset flip. One, Two, Lynn gets out and covers with a jack-knife pin. One, Two, kickout and Crazy with a rolling cradle no Lynn holds onto the ropes and Lynn goes for a clothesline but Crazy hits a crucifix. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now ducks a clothesline and rolls up Lynn in a rolling cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy with a shot but Lynn ducks it. Going for a german suplex but Crazy with a rolling prawn hold. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now picks up Lynn but his knee gives out on him during a bodyslam attempt. Lynn now goes for a suplex but Lynn is rolled up in a small package. One, Two, Three? Is that it. The bell rang. We have a new international champion. Wait a second. The referee is conversing with the time keeper on why the bell rang. What is this. The referee then goes tell the ring announcer.

Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen the television time limit has expired. Jerry Lynn is still the International champion.

Super Crazy and Jerry Lynn battled to a draw in 0:20:00. Rating: **** 3/4 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)

This was a fantastic match. Shame this was Crazy's last chance at the International title. The crowd chants FIVE MORE MINUTES but that is not happening because Lynn takes his belt and bolts. Would have Crazy captured the title tonight. Crazy withstood a lot of punishment and all he has to show with it is making it through the 20 minute television time limit.

We have a word that Disco Inferno has put out a hit on Brad Armstrong. Alex Wright will face Brad Armstrong tonight because Alex Wright is the first to respond to this call for somebody to take out Brad Armstrong for 500 thousand dollars. That match is up next.

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"The Armstrong Theme" plays and Brad is looking over his shoulder because of this hit that Disco and The F.B.I put out on him.

Cue the opera signing and out comes Alex Wright. Brad Armstrong is taking his t-shirt off but Alex hits him from behind.

Alex Wright vs Brad Armstrong Alex kicks Armstrong hard in the face and is starting to choke him. The referee is having no luck pulling Wright off. Wright now picks up Armstrong and whips him in. Spinning Leg Lariat to the nose. A sick snapping sound is heard so Armstrong may have a broken nose. Alex now with an elbowdrop to the throat area and Alex with more choking. Alex now pulls Armstrong to the outside and pulls him groin first into the ringpost. Alex now is choking Armstrong on the ropes and risking disqualification but Alex juts wants the loot. Alex now picks up Armstrong and goes for a snake eyes but Armstrong slips behind and rolls him up into an inside cradle. One, Two, Three.

Brad Armstrong pinned Alex Wright after an inside cradle in 0:01:22. Rating: DUD

Alex Wright is in a state of shock and Armstrong dropkicks his foe to the outside. Alex Wright tries to get back in but is held off by sercurity. Alex thought he had Armstrong on the ropes but Armstrong bounced back with another victory. But from behind Disco Inferno spins Armstrong around and hits him between the eyes with that golden handled cane. Guido, Mamaluke, and Sal are stomping Armstrong. Sal with a big splash on Armstrong. Guido picks up Armstrong and hits the Kiss of Death. Tony Mamaluke dives off the top with a flying legdrop. Brad Armstrong has been dismantled by the F.B.I.

Disco:This proves-a that the Family always gets their way-a. See to at Reality Check-a.

The Armstrongs will face Mamaluke, Disco, and Guido at Reality Check in a six man elimination match but Brian and Steve Armstrong got a number done on them last week and now Brad suffers a beating this week.

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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Brian Lee. He will face the Roadkill tonight.

No music plays and Roadkill comes down to the ring. If Roadkill wins this match then Roadkill and Doring face Candido and Lee at Reality Check.

Roadkill vs Brian Lee The bell rings and both men shoulderblock each other. Nobody moves. Roadkill is slugging out with four or five forearms bouncing off of the chest of Lee and Roadkill with a running shoulderblock sending Lee tumbling to the outside. Lee rolls back in and Roadkill hits a series of punches and Roadkill whips Lee in. Roadkill goes for an avalanche but Lee side steps it and hits a vicious clothesline taking Roadkill down the mat. Lee now picks up Roadkill and bodyslams him. Lee now with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Lee now picks up Roadkill and drops him throat first onto the top rope. Lee picks up Roadkill and snap mare. Kick to the back. Another and Lee picks up Roadkill and bodyslam. Lee runs into the ropes and drops an elbow. Lee now with an irish whip into the ropes and big boot. Lee now with a legdrop. One, Two, Kickout. Lee picks up Roadkill and hits him with a headbutt. Lee now with a jab to the midsection and another one. Forearm to the back and picks him up in a canadian backbreaker. Lee spins him around a few times before dropping him. Lee now whips Roadkill in and another clothesline. Roadkill crashes to the mat and Lee with a chinlock. Roadkill is trying to fight up but Lee clubs him on the chest with a forearm and whips him in again. Lee now charges into the corner and clotheslines him. Lee now with a elbowdrop. Lee hits a second elbowdrop and lateral press. One, Two, Kickout. Lee now picks up Roadkill and throws him into the buckles hard. Lee then boots Roadkill in the midsection out of the corner and then clocks him with a forearm smash. Lee now picks up Roadkill and gorilla press no Roadkill slides behind and Roadkill with a clothesline. Both men are down. Lee is up first however and Lee with a choke. Prime Time Slam no Roadkill with a boot the midsection but he gets caught with a powerslam as he runs off the ropes. Lee now is standing on the chest of Roadkill like he is standing on a curb. Lee now whips Roadkill into the buckles but Roadkill gets the boot up in the face.

Roadkill now with some punches but a knee to the gut stops that comeback and now Lee picks up up in a chokelift but Roadkill forearms out. Roadkill with a huge dropkick. Roadkill now picks up Lee and kicks him in the midsection. Roadkill now picks up Lee and goes for the Barnburner but Lee slides down and headbutt from Lee. Lee now climbs to the second rope and goes for an axhandle but he gets nailed in the breadbasket. Roadkill now whips Lee in and Roadkill with a jumping shoulderblock. Roadkill now says CHICKENS and splashes Lee to go for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Roadkill now whips Lee into the corner and Roadkill with an avalanche. Roadkill now is climbing to the top. He could be going for the Amish Squash but Roadkill misse his mark. Roadkill is set up for the Prime Time Slam and it is nailed. Lee slowly goes over to the cover and sticks a boot on the chest. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lee can't believe this and he is really chewing out the refree. Lee then whips Roadkill in and charges in but Roadkill side steps and Dirt Road Slam. Cover from Roadkill. One, Two, Three. Roadkill wins. Doring and Roadkill vs Lee and Candido at Reality Check.

Roadkill pinned Brian Lee after the Dirt Road Slam in 0:06:11. Rating: 1/4*

Roadkill escapes before any damage can be done.

Coming up Next:Our Main Event. Shane Douglas and Jeff Jarrett vs Norman Smiley and Terry Funk

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"So Why Don't You Choke on That Slapnuts!"

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. He has his guitar in hand. Jarrett gets fireworks. Douglas and Jarrett both have big egos so they get seperate entrances.

"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Shane Douglas with Francine. Shane Douglas is the most hated man in the NAWA by the fans. Shane Douglas will face Terry Funk in 17 days at Reality Check.

Shane Douglas:Cut the Fucking Music. Tonight Norman Smiley and Terry Funk are going to get a preview about what me and Jarrett are going to do seperately to them at Reality Check. The Franchise will prove to the world once again that he is the greatest wrestler in the world today. Scott Steiner knows it. Sting Knows it. Rick Steiner knows it. I will be the NAWA world champion forever and their is nothing you fucking marks can do about it.

"Legend" by NAWA produced plays and out comes Terry Funk. Norman Smiley is walking a few yards behind him. Former NAWA tag team champions for all of one week. They enter the ring and the bell rings.

Norman Smiley and Terry Funk vs Shane Douglas and Jeff Jarrett Norman starts out against Jeff Jarrett. They lock up and Norman with a side headlock takedown. Jarrett with a headscissors. Norman with a kickout. Norman with a fireman's carry into an armbar. Jarrett kips up and reverses with an arm wringer sending Norman to the mat. Norman however legsweeps Jarrett and tag to the Funker. Norman holds Jarrett while Funk hits a second rope punch. Funk now whips Jarrett in and clotheslin. Funk with a bodyslam and Funk now drops an elbow. Funk puts Jarrett in an extended armbar and tag to Norman. Norman comes off the top rope and hits a double axhandle to the arm of Jarrett. Norman works Jarrett into a hammerlock but Jarrett counters with a top wristlock and Norman back into the hammerlock driving Jarrett down to the mat. Jarrett is in the ropes. Norman now picks up Jarrett and european uppercut. Jarrett eats another and Norman with a snap mare. Tag to Terry Funk. Funk picks up Jarrett and bodyslam. Funk now with a series of punches. Funk now picks up Jarrett. Irish whip into the ropes but Jarrett reverses it and Douglas knees him in the back. Jarrett hits a clothesline. Funk is now down and Jarrett picks up. Jarrett with a kick to the midsection and swinging neckbreaker. Jarrett covers Funk hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now grabs Funk and whips him sternum first into the buckles. Tag to Shane Douglas. Shane is in and he is blasting away at the forehead of Terry Funk with punches. Shane with a backdrop suplex and an elbowdrop. Another elbowdrop finds the mark for the Franchise. Shane picks up Funk and whips him into the corner. Shane with a back elbow sending Funk doing a 180 sell in mid-air. Shane is choking Funk on the ropes and tag to Jarrett. Jarrett runs the ropes and sits down on the back of Terry Funk. Strut. Strut. Strut. Jarrett with a figure-four attempt but Funk rakes him in the eyes. Funk is fighting back with punches to the midsection but Jarrett with a knee and Jarrett DDTs Funk. Funk does a handstand before going limp. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett is bitching about a slow count but that count was fair.

Jarrett puts Funk on the buckles and climbs up with him. Superplex no Funk blocks it and shoves Jarrett off. Funk is going for something but Douglas shoves him off the top to the outside. Jarrett is distracting the referee while Shane is on the outside. Funk eats the post and then the stairs before getting rolled back in. Jarrett now with a clip to the knee and Jarrett picks up Funk and drops him with a vertical suplex. Tag to Shane and Shane is in the ring. Shane with a boot scrape. Shane now with more punches finally opening up a cut on Terry Funk. Shane now picks up Funk and atomic drop. Shane with a forearm to the back of the head and now Shane with some mounted forearms to Funk. Shane now puts Funk in a chinlock and starts pounding away on the wound on the forehead of the Funker. Shane now picks up Funk and Franchiser(Reverse Stunner). Shane is parading around when he should be going for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Shane grabs the referee by the shirt and is yelling at him. Shane tags Jarrett and Shane holds Funk for a Jarrett top-rope axhandle and it finds the mark. Jarrett now picks up Funk and goes for a suplex but Funk slides down and pushes Jarrett into the buckles. Funk with a kick to the midsection and Piledriver Attempt no Jarrett backdrops out of it and now Jarrett with a kneedrop to the bloody forehead of Terry Funk. Jarrett now puts Funk in the tree of woe and hits some stomps in the corner. Jarrett runs in and kneesmash to the ribs. Jarrett puts Funk on the buckles and Superplex from the Chosen One to the Funker. Cover hooking the leg with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. 2 and 3/4ths count which is as close as you can get. Jarrett goes for the Stroke but Funk shrugs him off. Funk goes for a clothesline but Jarrett ducks it and both men clothesline each other at the same time. Both men are trying to tag their partner. Jarrett is closer. Jarrett tags Douglas and HOT TAG to Norman on the other end.

Norman is in. Fists of fire. Norman with a clothesline to Douglas. Norman hits a clothesline to Jarrett. Norman hits a double coconut on the heels and Funk is in. Funk grabs Douglas and Norman grabs Jarrett. The heels get whipped together. Funk then clotheslines Jarrett to the outside. Douglas now is set up. Spinning Bodyslam by Norman Smiley. Norman gives the signal for the Norman Conquest but Francine is up on the ring apron. Norman goes to grab her but Francine rakes Norman in the eyes. Shane now with a kick to the midsection and Pittsburgh Plunge. Not like this. One, Two, Save from Terry Funk. Francine enters the ring but Funk grabs her and Francine eats an atomic drop. Jarrett has the guitar but Funk kicks Jarrett in the gut preventing him from using it. This is really breaking down. Shane whips Norman in but Norman reverses. Norman with a leaping forarm smash. Norman now locks the Norman Conquest on Douglas. Douglas may have to give in here. No Jarrett hits Norman from behind. Funk enters the ring and socks Jarrett. Shane now has something around his fist. A chain for gods sakes. Shane pops Norman with the chain and sets him up for the Belly-to-Belly suplex. Norman gets hit with one. Cover from Shane. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Damn it. Norman was going to get pinned. Shane now lifts Norman up. Bodyslam attempt as Jarrett whips Terry Funk in. Funk reverses and Jarrett accidentally clips Douglas in the knee. Norman falls on top and Funk kicks Jarrett out of the way. Norman with the cover. One, Two, Three. Norman Smiley and Terry Funk win this grueling match.

Terry Funk and Norman Smiley defeated Jeff Jarrett and Shane Douglas when Smiley defeated Douglas via pinfall in 0:10:53. Rating: **

Douglas is up as Norman and Funk leave with the victory. Douglas is yelling at Jarrett. Douglas shoves Jarrett and Jarrett shoves back. Douglas grabs the microphone.

Shane Douglas:You screwed up the fucking chance I gave you last week. You can consider this alliance OVER!!!

Jeff Jarrett:Fine you hotheaded slapnut. You are never going to amount to the star power of Jeff Jarrett.

Shane Douglas:Want to prove it asshole. Next Week...

"In the Dragon's Lair" plays and out comes Commisioner Steamboat.

Steamboat:Hold on. I know where this is going and their will be no one on one match between you two next week. Jarrett has to earn his world title shot. But since you two are so insistent of fighting. Next week Jeff Jarrett will face "The Hardcore Legend" Terry Funk. And Douglas. You will defend the NAWA title against a mystery opponent. You are so gung-ho in competing next week, try those matches on for size.

Next Week:

Terry Funk vs Jeff Jarrett

NAWA world championship A mystery opponent vs Shane Douglas(c)