Last Night:
Shane puts Funk on the top rope. Shane is climbing up with him. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a chop. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. Shane falls off. Funk alters his position. He will hit the moonsault and this may do it. As Funk flies off, Shane rises to his feet. Shane catches Funk. Tombstone, Powerslam, or Pancake coming up. NO SHANE DRILLS FUNK HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN INVERTED PILEDRIVER. That is the same move that nearly ended the career of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shane with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The referee counts:One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten. Shane wins. Damn, that jackass is still the NAWA world champion
Streetfight with Managers Banned From Ringside: Shane Douglas pinned Terry Funk after an inverted piledriver in 0:32:35. Rating: **** 1/2 (Shane Douglas retained the NAWA world title.)
Shane Douglas has the microphone.
Shane Douglas:Another one of your heros defeated. When will it end. Now get this piece of crap out of my ring.
Shane prods Funk, who hasn't shown any signs of life since hitting that canvas. NORMAN RUNS OUT. Norman has a chair. Norman is chases Douglas away. Next month at Gold Rush it will be Norman Smiley vs Shane Douglas for the NAWA world title.
Well the medics are out and Terry Funk is getting loaded onto a backboard. Funk's career may be over.
After the PPV went off the air:
The paramedics are slowly putting Funk in a neckbrace and they are about to move him to a backboard. Norman Smiley bends over Funk showing a great deal of concern. A man at the age of Terry Funk may spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair because of this. Norman waves off the cameras and we fade to the arena.
We are live in Reno Nevada tonight. A very somber mood tonight. Last Sunday the career of Terry Funk may have been ended thanks to that sadistic bastard Shane Douglas. Tonight Super Crazy and Norman Smiley will face Jerry Lynn and Jeff Jarrett but that big feature bout is overshadowed by the events that unfolded last night.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes the Triple Threat. Shane Douglas has a big bandage on his forehead from last night's hardcore war. Shane has his NAWA world title belt slung over his shoulder. Shane has the microphone.
Shane Douglas:What happened last night...I regret.
What???
Shane Douglas:Yes...I REGRET THAT I DIDN'T GIVE THAT OLD BASTARD ANOTHER INVERTED PILEDRIVER.
The crowd bursts into a chant of "asshole"
Shane Douglas:You now I couldn't give two craps about what you people think of me. So why don't you do yourselves a favor and shut up while your a head. Lets review the list. Sting was the first. He just doesn't care anymore. I took away something more important than his career. His will to fight and be the best by pinning him in the center of the ring. Next was Big Poppa Pump. Scott Steiner. Yes. I destroyed one of the largest arms in the world. Nerve damage to the elbow. Next was Rick Steiner. The Triple Threat shipped him back to Detroit in pieces. Next was Sid. I snapped his ankle again. He couldn't defeat me because he forgot his scissors.
The Triple Threat bursts out into laughter.
Shane Douglas:Finally. Terry Funk. The last of the dinosaurs. Hit that footage up on the NAWA vision.
We see last night. Shane Douglas hitting the inverted piledriver on Terry Funk.
Shane Douglas:Oh that was a thing of beauty. Show it again.
The footage is replayed again. The Triple Threat are actually laughing at a man getting crippled. How sick can you get.
Shane Douglas:That is greatness. Show it again. This time in slow motion so all these Nevada Nimrods can see the old man's vertabrae compact.
The footage is shown once again.
Shane Douglas:That is so great. This move is going to be forever known as the Franchise Effect. Show it...
Norman Smiley's theme interrupts Shane and out comes the Number One Contender for the NAWA world title. The man who will face the Franchise at Gold Rush. Norman has the microphone.
Norman Smiley:I don't know how you can look yourself in the mirror after what you did. You need to be taught a lesson. Everybody you have gone up against has been either injured or so embarassed that they lost to a jackass like you that they had to take an exhile. So the only person left to teach you a lesson is...me. So we don't even have to wait to Gold Rush. Lets do it tonight.
Shane:Well first of all there is one small problem with that. I got a chipped tooth, a concussian, and a broken finger. So I have orders not to wrestle until I get dental work done and have a few weeks off to clear my head. So I can't wrestle. However I will be cleared to go at Gold Rush so don't worry your, as you British people like to put it, BLOODY head off....Oh and Norman. I would turn around if I were you.
Norman does so and JEFF JARRETT BLASTS HIM WITH A GUITAR. Jarrett is stomping away at Norman on the ramp. Jarrett picks up the microphone Norman dropped.
Jarrett:I didn't do you any favors Douglas. The only reason I took him out because he defeated me last night...quite illegally and robbed me the chance of defeating you for MY title. So Douglas. Have fun with the title...because you are on borrowed time with it once I get a title shot.
Backstage:
New Jack is walking down the corrider. He is getting ready for his first round match with Alex Wright in the Television Title tournament. The Sandman steps out of a room and is in New Jack's pathway.
New Jack:What do you want.
Sandman:I just want to congratulate you on your victory against Masato Tanaka. Must be a thrill to know you can beat a UJW competitor.
New Jack:What in the fuck do you mean.
Sandman:Well. I went over there for two weeks. One match against a UJW worker and they are heiling you as the Greatest NAWA Xtreme Champion of all time.
New Jack:Umm...I am the only NAWA Xtreme Champion ever.
The Sandman:Yes. I know. Still I haven't gotten any title shots since you won. One match against me and thats it. You been defending the belt against nobodys and non-hardcore wrestlers. I made it to the finals and yet no respect.
New Jack:Are you saying you want a title shot.
Sandman:Yes. Damn you. Gimme a damn title shot or you will be sorry.
New Jack:Lemme think a second...No Foo'. You don't deserve no title shot. You haven't even won a match since you lost the Xtreme finals to me. Now if you excuse me. I got a match I have to win.
New Jack walks off. When he is out of an earshot. We cut to the Sandman.
Sandman:He decided to do it the hard way. Not me.
Sandman picks up his singapore cane and heads down to the corridor.
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Alex Wright is already in the ring. "Natural Born Killerz" is playing over the loud speaker. Out comes New Jack. This is a non-Xtreme match. New Jack did win a technical wrestling exhibition against Norman Smiley back in January. New Jack takes of the Xtreme Title belt and hands it to the referee.
"Enter the Sandman" by Motorhead plays and out comes The Sandman with a pack of smokes and a six pack of beer. Sandman takes a chair and sits down at ringside. New Jack is talking smack to the Sandman. Alex Wright jumps New Jack from behind.
Television Title Tournament Qualifier New Jack vs Alex Wright
Alex with a stomp. Alex with a stomp. Alex with a stomp. Alex dances and New Jack gets up a clotheslines Alex. New Jack with another clothesline and New Jack with a third clothesline. New Jack is mocking Alex Wright's dance. New Jack now picks up Alex and bodyslam. New Jack drops an elbow. New Jack drops another elbow. New Jack now is boot choking Alex. Sandman is on his second beer at ringside. New Jack goes over and yells at the Sandman. New Jack spits at the Sandman and Alex grab him from behind. German Suplex. No Low Blow back kick. New Jack is stomping away at Alex Wright. Sandman rises from his chair and flicks some ashes from his cigarette in the face of New Jack. New Jack grabs the Sandman and gets a lethal dose of...beer spit in his face? Alex rolls up New Jack from behind and uses the ropes for leverage. One, Two, Three. Alex Wright advances.
[NAWA Television Title qualifier]: Non-Title-Match Alex Wright pinned New Jack after an inside cradle in 0:01:58. Rating: DUD
New Jack clotheslines Alex Wright and is pounding away on him. Sandman leaves ringside while the leaving is good. New Jack now grabs a fork out of his kneepad and bloodies Alex with it. New Jack then rakes at the cut and throws Alex over the rope. Alex is left in a hangman like move and here come sercurity. New Jack punches a member of sercurity and steals his billy club. New Jack lays out all of sercuirty with that billy club. New Jack has snapped. Here come Reno's finest and New Jack evades persucution by escaping through the crowd. New Jack has dissappeared through the sea of people and maybe he is off to find the Sandman.
Backstage:
Commisioner Steamboat is in his office.
Ricky Steamboat:I have several announcments to make. Number One is that Brian and Brad Armstrong will face the F.B.I tonight and the winner get a shot at the NAWA world tag team titles at Gold Rush. Second. The West Hollywood Blondes will get a shot at the NAWA tag team titles tonight against Chris Candido and Brian Lee. The Blondes have scored several major victorys and I feel they deserve this title shot. and last night their was a controversy during the number one contenders match. I was knocked down and thus unable to count the pin off of Jeff Jarrett's Stroke that may have ended the match. Next Week Jeff Jarrett will face Norman Smiley in a re-match to see who is the true number one contender. This match will have two referees. One on the outside and one on the inside. Thank you for your time.
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The theme from the Godfather plays and out come the FBI. Sal is with them. This match is for the Number One Contendership to the NAWA tag team title. Sal has that golden handled cane with him that the FBI have used to win so many matches. Tony and Guido stand on the opposite buckles and bad mouth the crowd.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes The Armstrongs:Brian and Brad. They rush to the ring and we got a fist fight.
The Armstrongs vs The FBI(w/Big Sal) The Armstrongs whip the FBI together and they crash and scurry to the outside. The FBI shout insults at the Armstrongs and order is restored. Brian starts out with Guido. Side headlock from Brian. Guido trys to shove him off but Brian hangs on. Still in that wrenching side headlock. Guido is in the ropes and Brian has to break it. One, Two, Three, Four. Brian now with a kick to the midsection and an armwringer. Guido flips to the mat and Brian Armstrong with an armbar. Working on that arm. Guido is on the mat and he is trying to get out of this armbar. Guido now is to his feet and he throws Armstrong off. Guido with a drop toehold and a front facelock. Armstrong jabs out and runs into the ropes. Knee to the back by Mamaluke and a single arm DDT by Guido. Floated over into the fujiwara armbar. Armstrong has to reach the ropes or his arm will be broken. Armstrong reaches the ropes and Guido maintains the hold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Guido is using every second he can keep that hold on to his advantage. Brian is sent facefirst into the buckles and tag to Mamaluke. Guido holds Brian prone and a shot to the ribs from Mamaluke. Snap mare and elbowdrop from Mamaluke. Mamaluke drops another elbow and covers Armstrong. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke whips Armstrong in and spinning heel kick. Mamaluke with a lax cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Mamaluke with a lateral press. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke whips Armstrong in and kick to the knee. Mamaluke now with a Triple H style facebuster and a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke now with a waistlock. German Suplex. Mamaluke hangs on and hooks the arms. Tiger Suplex. Mamaluke hangs on and hooks a full nelson. Dragon Suplex Release. Armstrong flops completely on his face and cover from Mamaluke hooking the leg. One, Two, Save from Brad Armstrong. The referee forces Brad back into the corner and Sal hands Guido a golden chain. Guido is choking Brian Armstrong with it in the corner while Mamaluke is firing off kicks to the midsection. Brad is trying to get over to help but this is just prolonging the beating. Finally Brad is back into the corner and Tony covers Brian again. Cover:One, Two, Foot on the rope.
Mamaluke then sets up Brian Armstrong for a suplex. He snaps him off the ropes and slams him down to the canvas. Slingshot Suplex is hit by Mamaluke. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke tags in Guido and Mamaluke puts Brian Armstrong on his shoulders. Guido hits a crossbody block to Armstrong off of the shoulders of Mamaluke. Cover from Guido hooking the leg. One, Two, Save from Brad Armstrong. The referee ushers Brad back into the corner and Guido is choking Brian on the ropes. With the referee occupied he can choke away. The referee however is back on the job and he puts the count on Guido. One, Two, Three, Four, Guido breaks the hold and argues with the referee. Sal blasts Brian in the face with that golden handled cane. Guido with a cover. One, Two, Kickou. Guido now is and tags Mamaluke. Mamaluke hits a stomachbreaker while Guido slingshots off the ropes. Atomic Sicilian Slice. Cover from Mamaluke hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Save from Brad Armstrong. Brad is being backed into a corner again and Mamaluke is thrown something by Sal. It is that golden chain again. Mamaluke wraps it around his fist and he punches away at the face of Armstrong with it. As the referee restores some order, Mamaluke lobs the object back over to Guido, who stores it under a tournbuckle pad. Mamaluke with a cover with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Mamaluke now is climbing the ropes. Mamaluke is perched. Sicilian Jam misses the mark. Mamaluke is limping around and Armstrong is up. Mamaluke goes for a swing but Armstrong ducks it. Kick to the midsection. DDT. Now Armstrong has to make the tag. He has been in this match for way too long. Mamaluke rolls over and tags Guido. Tag from Brian to Brad. Brad is in. Fists of fire. Dropkick to Guido. Dropkick to Mamaluke. Armstrong is firing away with lefts and rights. Big roundhouse sending Guido flying. Double Headsmash and now Brian is in the ring. Pier Six brawl and the FBI gets whipped together. The Armstrongs do a little row boat action and Guido and Mamaluke yelp out in pain holding their knees. Sal tries to meddle with a chair but The Armstrongs double dropkick the chair in his face. The Armstrongs set up Guido and double irish whip. Double Clothesline sending Guido tumbling to the outside. Mamaluke knocks the Armstrongs to the outside and Mamaluke hits a tope suicida to both Armstrongs and his partner, by mistake. The Armstrongs and the FBI are trading fists on the floor and the referee is beginning to count them out. Sal comes over but the Armstrongs evade him by knocking him into the guardrail. Guido tries to sneak back in by Armstrong grabs him. Russian Legsweep from the ring apron to the floor. Both men are down. Mamaluke rolls back in and the bell rings. Mamaluke is jumping up and down. Mamaluke raises his hand but the referee pushes it down. This match is a double countout. We have no top contender for the NAWA tag team titles. The rivally between these two teams were too great and that cost both teams a chance at the NAWA tag team titles at Gold Rush.
[Winners get a tag title shot at Gold Rush] The F.B.I and Brad Armstrong and Brian Armstrong battled to a double countout in 0:09:40. Rating: *
This rivally is far from over but we still have no number one contenders for the NAWA tag team titles because of it.
Backstage:
We see Christopher Daniels walking down the hallway in a black t-shirt and jeans. We see Lenny Lane awaiting him with a shopping bag.
Lenny Lane:Aw yes, Christopher. Glad you can make it tonight. Now since I am your boss until February 2002 I have brand new gear for you. So go inside the dressing room and put it on. You will find it stunning.
Daniels looks in the bag and mouths a silent "I hate you" and walks into the dressing room. Their is nothing he can do as Lenny is his boss.
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Some Rock and Roll music is playing and Van Hammer is already in the ring.
"Enter The Sandman" by Motorhead plays and out comes The Sandman. We pan up the crowd and Sandman enjoys a beer. He then bats the beer away with his cane and begins decending down the stairs. The Sandman wants his first taste of gold and if he can defeat Van Hammer tonight he will qualfy for the Eight Man Television Title tournament at Gold Rush. This match won't be pretty. This will be a fist fight. No takedowns, headlocks, or armbars.
Television Tournament Qualfier Van Hammer vs The Sandman
The bell rings. Hammer goes after Sandman but Sandman side steps. Sandman with a punch. Hammer with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Sandman with a punch. Hammer with a chop. Sandman with a chop. Sandman with a chop. Sandman with a chop. Hammer with a punch. Sandman with a chop. Sandman now whips Hammer in and Hammer ducks a clothesline and back elbow that misses by about eight inches. Sandman sells it and now Hammer rams Sandman into the buckles and whips him into the opposite corner. Hammer with a clotheslne and Sandman stumbles around like a drunk(like?) and falls facefirst into the canvas. Hammer rolls him over. One, Two, Kickout. Van Hammer now whips Sandman in. Cobra Clutch is locked in. Hammer is trying to put Sandman out but Sandman low blows Hammer out and Sandman with a clothesline. Both men are down and the crowd is excited about something. New Jack is out. He must have escaped Reno's finest. Sandman now eyes New Jack and Hammer hits him from behind. Hammer now hits a cobra clutch slam. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Hammer now picks up Sandman. He is going to go for the Throwback(High-Angle Spinebuster) but Sandman slides down and hits a low blow to Van Hammer. Sandman now gets up and Sandman with a jab. Sandman with a jab. Sandman with a jab and Sandman with a big roundhouse right. Sandman whips Hammer in and Sandman with a gutshot. Sandman now with a running kneelift and New Jack slides into the ring. He picks up Sandman's singapore cane. Sandman is prepared. New Jack fakes a swing and cracks Van Hammer over the head with the singapore cane. This causes the Sandman to be DQed.
[TV Title Qualifier] Van Hammer defeated The Sandman by disqualification in 0:03:46. Rating: -** 1/4
Sandman balls up his fists but New Jack has a weapon and that makes him a dangerous man. Sandman charges at New Jack. Sandman may be too drunk or too stupid to care. Sandman gains control of the Cane but New Jack low blows him. New Jack has handcuffs and he handcuffs Sandman to the top rope. New Jack cracks the singapore cane over the face of Sandman and breaks the cane over his knee. New Jack has a jagged piece of cane and HE STABS IT IN THE EYE OF THE SANDMAN. Damn. That was right in the left eye. That could damage someones vision permantly. Scratch could. It will. New Jack goes for it again but out come Reno's finest again and New Jack is surronded. New Jack gets cuffed and out come paramedics to tend to the Sandman. New Jack is lead out of the arena and Sandman is clutching his eye. He is helped backstage.
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New Match added to Gold Rush. New Jack will face The Sandman in a STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH. This will be different from Stairway to Hell matches in the past. The ropes will be replaced by barbed wire, in a new sick twist. But above the ring will be a jagged piece of a broken singapore cane.
"All You Want" plays and out comes Lenny Lane and Lodi. They have on their usual pink tights. Lodi has a sign "Lenny and Lodi keeping it upright". Lenny has the microphone.
Lenny Lane:Tonight is a very special night. Yes. Tonight we are going to introduce our new valet.
Valet?
Lenny Lane:Yes. For the first time in public welcome...THE FALLEN ANGELIC CHRISTINA DANIELS.
Daniels slowly walks out. He looks like a demented cheerleader. Daniels has on a halter top, mini-skirt, high heels, a wig, lipstick, a and way too much makeup. So that was what was in that mysterious shopping bag. Daniels is giving Lenny dirty looks.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out come the NAWA tag team champions with the Queen of Extreme Francine. They are trying to stop from bursting out in laughter. Chris Candido has the microphone.
Candido:What a sight. When I think you(starts bursting out in laughter). I can't speak. This is way to funny. (doubled over laughing)
Francine takes the microphone.
Francine:Heres a tip Daniels. When you wear a skirt make sure you shave your legs first.
The Triple Threat are quite amused by this sight but it is now time for business. The bell rings. This tag team title match is under way.
NAWA tag team titles: The West Hollywood Blondes(W/Christopher/Christina Daniels) vs The Triple Threat(w/Francine)
Lenny and Candido lock up and Candido with a legsweep and Lenny is holding his knee. Lenny says he jammed his knee. Lenny asks for the microphone.
Lenny:I sorry. I can't continue. I seriously injured my knee. Daniels, take my place.
This is bullshit. Daniels enters the ring. Is he going to wrestle in those heels and skirt. Daniels charges and hits a chop on Candido. Another chop. Lenny is helped backstage by the trainers. Daniels with a third chop and he whips Candido in. Daniels trys a dropkick but he can't get his footing right in those heels. Candido kicks him in the face and brings him over to the corner. He gets rammed face first into the boot of Brian Lee. Candido now with a snap mare and Candido with a stomp. Candido with another stomp. Candido with a third stomp and Candido whips Daniels in. Candido with a clothesline. Candido with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four, Candido breaks the hold. Candido now whips Daniels in. Tilt-A-Whirl no Daniels with a headscissors takeover. Daniels loses his wig but he doesn't care. Daniels with a hiptoss and Candido is begging for mercy. No Low Blow. Candido with a cradle and one, two, kickout. Candido now with a whip into the corners and Daniels sidesteps a corner clothesline. Daniels now spin kicks Candido. He is reaching for the tag but Lodi drops down from the ring apron. Tag to Brian Lee on the other end and Lee pummels Daniels from behind. Lee with a chop and Lee whips Daniels in. Big Boot and Lee with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lee now with a choke hold against the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Lee now picks up Daniels and Candido hits a slap as Lee holds Daniels. Candido is tagged in and Candido with a snap suplex and Candido with a cover hooking the leg, One, Two, Kickout.
Candido now whips Daniels in and Candido with a knee to the midsection. Candido with a double arm suplex. Candido floats over into a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now whips Daniels in and charges in but Daniels side steps him and Daniels hits him with a clothesline. Daniels is reaching for Lodi but Lodi drops down and is walking around the ring. Candido grabs Daniels by the hair and kick to the midsection. Going for the power bomb but Daniels counters by sliding down and pushing Candido into the corner. Daniels takes off the heels and rushes at Candido. Candido and Daniels are trading punches but Lee enters the ring and clubs Daniels from behind. Candido is choking Daniels on the ropes and Candido is backed off by the referee. Francine slaps Daniels in the face. Daniels grabs Francine by the hair but Candido dropkicks him in the knee. Candido now goes for a dragon screw but Daniels hits an enzugiri kick. Both men are down and Daniels NEEDS to make the tag. Lodi is still at ringside and out of reach. Candido is thrown one of Daniels's discarded heels by Francine. Candido hits Daniels from behind with it and Candido with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Lodi puts Daniels's foot on the ropes. Now he offers some help. Candido now grabs Daniels and bodyslam. Candido takes it to the air. Swandive Headbutt misses. Candido may have a headache from hitting that canvas. Candido rolls over and Daniels isn't even going to bother. He rushes Lee as Lee gets tagged in. Lee is caught with a sucession of jabs. Lee however with a kneelift and Lee with a standing headscissors. Lee power bombs Daniels. Lee covers Daniels lazily. One, Two, Thr...Lee pulls Daniels up. Lee now with a forearm to the chest. Another one bouncing off of the chest. Lee now with a chokehold. Going for the Prime Time Slam but Daniels counters with a kneelift. Daniels with a kick to the midsection. Daniels with an elbowsmash and Daniels rushes at Lee. Lee ducks and Daniels crossbodys the referee. Francine tries to throw Daniels's discard high heel to Lee but Daniels intercepts it. Daniels hits Lee with it. Candido gets hit as well. Francine tries to intervene and Daniels grabs her. Daniels now kisses her. A man dressed as a demented cheerleader kissing the Queen of Extreme. Anything can happen in the NAWA. Daniels with a kick to the gut on Lee and he has Lee set up for the Angel's Wings. Vampiro runs in from the crowd. What is he doing here, he doesn't work here. I don't think Daniels sees him. Vampiro superkicks Daniels from behind. Lee sets up Daniels. Prime Time Slam. Vampiro escapes out through the crowd. All the sercurity have been laid out by New Jack earlier tonight. Lee covers Daniels and the referee groggily rolls over. One, Two, Three. The Triple Threat are still the NAWA tag team champions.
The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) defeated Lodi and Christopher Daniels when Lee pinned Daniels with the Prime Time Slam in 0:08:33. Rating: 1/2* (The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) retained the NAWA tag team titles.)
The champions pick up their belts and leave. Daniels is up holding his head. He didn't see who attacked him. The replay is showing. Vampiro is shown entering the ring superkicking Daniels in the back of the head. Daniels is going into the crowd in search for Vampiro. Vampiro has probally left the building by now.
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"Just a little Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. It is now time for our feature bout. Four of the greatest all around wrestlers in the NAWA fight in tag team match. First time we saw Super Crazy since he got injured by Jerry Lynn. We see a brace on Crazy's right knee which Lynn injured. He re-agrivated that injury on a tour of Ultimate Japan Wrestling(UJW)
"Norman" by NAWA produced plays and out comes Norman Smiley. The number one contender for the NAWA World Title. Will he be the number one contender for long. Next week he faces Jeff Jarrett in a re-match. Jarrett had Norman pinned for about 10 seconds at Reality Check. We shall find out next week who is the Number one contender.
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"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the NAWA international champion "The Real F'N Show'Jerry Lynn, coming off of the heels of a victory last night over CW Anderson. Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy are staring holes into each other. These two don't like each other. Jerry Lynn won that International title for the Insane Luchadore and Crazy never scored a pin over Lynn. Lynn is 2-0-1 against Crazy but each time Crazy got closer to pinning Lynn. Lynn stands at ringside and tries to do a fingerpoint thing (Jer ry Lynn), but he is met with boos.
"So, why don't you choke on that, slapnuts?"
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes former NAWA world champion Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett and Jerry Lynn are conversing at ringside. Probally conversing an evil plot. They finally enter the ring and the match begins.
"The Real F'N Show" Jerry Lynn and Jeff Jarrett vs Norman Smiley and Super Crazy Jeff Jarrett starts out with Super Crazy but the crowd is chanting for Norman. Crazy tags in Norman to the delight of the crowd. Norman and Jarrett lock up. Norman with a go behind and waistlock takedown. Floated over into a front facelock. Jarrett reverses into a hammerlock. Norman reverses into a hammerlock of his own and Jarrett gets to the ropes. Lock-Up two and Norman with a side headlock. Jarrett reverses into a wristlock. Norman with a trip and an anklelock. Jarrett reaches the ropes. Lock-Up # 3 and Jarrett with a drop toehold. Norman with a legsweep and Norman with a full nelson clutch. Jarrett gets out by geting to the ropes again. Jarrett grabs Norman and whips him in. Norman reverses and Jarrett re-reverses. Lynn knees Norman in the back and Jarrett with a dropkick. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now with an elbowsmash to the back of the head. Another one and Jarrett whips Norman in. Knee to the gut and Russian Legsweep. He looked like he was going for the Stroke. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now picks up Norman and snake eyes drop on the top buckle. Jarrett tags in Lynn. Lynn with a dropkick to the face. Lynn now with a kick to the midsection and inverted atomic drop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a snap mare and Lynn with a dropkick to the back of the head. Lynn now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now whips Norman in and Lynn with a knee to the midsection. Lynn now with a gutwrench suplex. Lynn floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now with a whip in. Kick to the midsection. Fisherman Buster. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Lynn pulls Norman up. the Fisherman Buster would have done it had it not been for Lynn's cockiness. Lynn now with a bodyslam and Lynn climbs to the outside. Lynn misses a frog splash. Norman is trying to roll over to the corner but Jarrett runs in. The referee is tied up with Jarrett. Norman makes the tag but the referee didn't see the tag so Crazy is forced back to the corner. Lynn has a pair of brass knucks that Jarrett thrown to him and Lynn punches Norman with them while the referee's back is turned. Lynn tosses the knucks back to Jarrett. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lynn is argueing with the referee. While the referee is occupied, Jarrett is loosening a tournbuckle pad. Lynn tries to ram Norman but Norman blocks it by armdragging Lynn to the canvas. Lynn gets up and clotheslines Norman into the corner.
Lynn has the referee distracted and Jarrett is choking Norman with the tag rope. (Yes tag ropes are required in the NAWA. Old School~!). Lynn now with a chop on Norman. Lynn with a kick to the midsection. Lynn attempts a cradle piledriver but Norman backdrops out of it. Lynn tries for a cradle rollup. Norman sits down. One, Two, Lynn rolls up Norman in cradle sunset flip. One, Two, Norman gets out and goes for the texas cloverleaf but Lynn makes it to the ropes. Lynn then pokes Norman in the eyes. Lynn now grabs Norman and whips him into the ropes. Jeff Jarrett has a roll of electrical tape. Jarrett is trying to tape Norman to the ropes but Norman has the right mind to fight Jarrett off. Lynn meanwhile rolls up Norman for the backside. Lynn has the tights and the ropes. One, Two, Thr...Crazy knocks Lynn's feet off of the ropes. Lynn is irate and Lynn now clotheslines Norman to the canvas. Jarrett slides Lynn a packet of some sort. Lynn pulls out the contents. It is powder. Lynn goes to toss it in Norman's face but Norman kicks the powder in Lynn's face. Lynn is trying to roll over. He is blinded by that powder. Norman is crawling towards the wrong corner. Tag to Jarrett and Jarrett with a double axhandle to the back. Jarrett now is choking Norman. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Jarrett now puts Norman on the buckles. Jarrett goes for a superplex but Norman is blocking it. We have fists trading on the buckles. Jarrett finally gains control and superplexes Norman. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett now is thrown something by Lynn. Lynn has the referee distracted. Jarrett has a roll of quarters. Jarrett goes to nail Norman but Norman ducks and he german suplexes Jarrett. Norman has Jarrett pinned but the referee is occupied. The referee finally gets over. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Norman goes for Jarrett but Jarrett with a low blow. Jarrett now grabs Norman and Atomic Knee Crusher. Jarrett knees the knee of Norman. Jarrett now elbowdrops the knee. Jarrett now with a legdrop to the knee. Jarrett now drapes the knee on the bottom rope and sits down on it. Jarrett does it again. Jarrett does it a third. Jarrett drags Norman into the center of the ring. Jarrett now is wrenching the knee and Jarrett with a spinning toe hold. Jarrett into the figure-four leglock. Norman is in the center of the ring. He may have to tap. Norman's shoulders are down. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. The crowd is chanting for Norman. Norman is trying to summon some extra reserve to break the hold. Norman is trying to turn the hold. Norman is reaching deep. Norman turns the figure-four leglock over. Jarrett now grabs Norman and whips him into the exposed buckle. Norman reverses it and Jarrett crashes facefirst into the exposed tournbuckle. That bit of illegal play came back to haunt Jarrett.
Jarrett may be out. Norman has to make that tag. He has been in the whole match. Jarrett is trying to clear the cobwebs. Jarrett tags Lynn. Norman is almost there. Lynn grabs Norman's leg. Norman is reaching...reaching...reaching. HOT TAG TO SUPER CRAZY. Super Crazy leaps in and winces when he lands on that knee. Crazy drop toeholds Lynn and oklahoma side roll. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy with a backdrop and Crazy with a chop sending Lynn down. Crazy whips Lynn over and Crazy mounts Lynn on the buckles punching away. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, (pause), Ten. Lynn stumbles out of the corner and falls facefirst onto the canvas. Super Crazy now grabs Crazy and takes in to the a corner. He rams Lynn's face into the top pad ten times and Lynn is down. Crazy now grabs Lynn and goes for a tornado ddt but Lynn counters with a spinbeuster slam. Lynn goes for the scorpion deathlock but Crazy small packages him. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Crazy now with a forearm smash and Crazy with a rolling forearm smash. Crazy now with a standing headscissors. He picks Lynn up and Crazy Bomb. His version of the Running Liger Bomb. Crazy hurt his knee and Jarrett is climbing up with that aucostic equalizer on the other end. Norman however runs over and crotches Jarrett on the other end. Jarrett drops the guitar into the ring. Norman climbs up behind Jarrett. Norman with a punch. Norman hooks Jarrett. Not to ringside. This will seriously injure both men. No Norman is aiming for that Spanish Announcer's Table. This will be worse. NORMAN BACKDROP SUPLEXES JARRETT FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE. The table collapses and both men are barely moving. Crazy now climbs to the top rope. What he may do will do no good to his knee. Crazy hits a moonsault but he can't cover because he rolls around holding his knee. Crazy finally rolls over. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. The crowd is stirring about something. Shane Douglas and his band of goons are at ringside. The referee leaves the ring and Crazy now has Lynn set up for a dragon suplex but Lynn low blows him. Lynn now rips the kneebrace off of Crazy and grabs the guitar Jarrett left in the ring. Lynn shatters Jarrett's guitar over the unprotected injured leg of Crazy. Lynn now is picking up all the broken pieces and he is stashing them underneath the ring. Lynn now locks on a half crab. The referee runs to the ring and rolls in. Crazy is tapping out. Lynn wins this match for his team.
Jerry Lynn and Jeff Jarrett defeated Super Crazy and Norman Smiley when Lynn made S. Crazy submit to a half Boston in 0:14:45. Rating: ***
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We are back. Paramedics are attending to Jarrett and Norman. Shane Douglas, Chris Candido, Brian Lee, and Francine are swooping around like vultures. Shane Douglas orders the other members of the Triple Threat to beat up the paramedics. We see Super Crazy being helped out by offical's in the background. The paramedics run off and Shane picks up Norman who is barley awake. Shane pitches him back into the ring. Shane now lifts him up. Not the Franchise Effect. This will injure Norman like it did Terry Funk.
Shane is about ready to drill Norman but the lights go out. What in the hell. The crowd is excited about something but we can't make it out in the dark. The lights come back on and Chris Candido is lying at ringside wearing a Sting mask. Shane Douglas puts down Norman and goes is cursing. Shane Douglas grabs the microphone.
Shane Douglas:Sting. Where are you you gutless coward. Come and face me. Don't hide in the rafters or attack when the lights are off. Or are you too ashamed to show yourself in public. I beat your before and I will beat you again. Come on Sting. Quit hiding. Get your fucking ass where I can see you.
Meanwhile Norman is being helped backstage and Jarrett is still lying on the table. Glory fades to copyright with Shane looking up at the rafters and yelling for Sting.