We see some stills from last week as the actual video clips are too graphic to see what happened to Harry Harris at the end of the show. Raven may have taken out Harry Harris for good this time.
We fade to the arena. We have a jam packed night tonight. Norman Smiley defends his NAWA International Title tonight in the main event, Shane Douglas is in action, Hart Foundation, Next Generation will do battle with the Kliq, The Backyard Dudes are in action, as is Rapmaster Killings, and Lenny Lane and Johnny Swinger face The NAWA World Champion Raven and the Number One Contender Miles Stylish tonight. The two men who conspired to take out Harry Harris last week.
"Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins plays and no...could it be...THE XTREME DREAM IS MAKING HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING. Well Harry Harris was under the mask last week but Miles Stylish and Ricky Ricardo have been under the guise of the Xtreme Dream last week. The mask is half ripped like it was last week. The Xtreme Dream takes off the mask and GOOD GOD. Harry Harris is once again underneath the mask but his face is mangled and burned from the beatdown. He has a four inch scar on the right side of his forehead. Harris's forehead and cheeks are covered in massive scar tissue and burn marks. Harry Harris's bangs are completely burned off as well. Harry Harris grabs the microphone.
Harris: I guess I look like shit this week. Well that isn't the half of it. Last week on this show, Raven tried to take me out of wrestling with one of the most brutal beatings ever. MY FUCKING HEAD WAS ENGULFED IN FLAMES FOR 5 SECONDS. I shouldn't be up and walking right now but I am. He cut my face into ribbons with a railroad spike, a chair, and the ring steps. Raven, you mangled my face, you cost me the NAWA World Title, you ruined my life. RAVEN IT ENDS RIGHT HERE. I want a match with you for the NAWA World Title, tonight. Fuck Miles Stylish. Raven, you have played your little round of mind games with the wrong person. YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU GUTLESS SON OF A BITCH. YOU AND THAT WHORE THAT I SADLY CALL MY WIFE. I will not stand for it any longer. I tried to do things by the book but the fact of the matter is that Raven, you, Kathlyn, Stylish, and Disco have gone too fucking far in screwing with my life, my career.
Harris paces around the ring and he is starting to get worked up.
Harris: This is the end of me playing nice. It's open season on anyone. Playing with fire will get you burned. Raven, get your gutless ass out here. I do believe we have something to finish. Get a referee out here and the NAWA World Title changes hands tonight. Get out here Raven.
"Sharp Dressed Man" plays and out comes Miles Stylish. Harris wanted Raven, not Miles Stylish Harris charges and LEAPS ONTO MILES WITH A TOPE. Harris picks up Miles and throws him into the ringpsot. Harris grabs a steel chair and BASHES IT OVER THE HEAD OF MILES. Harris rams the edge of the chair into the ribs of Miles. Harris cracks the chair over the spine and Miles is doubled over. Harris rams the edge of the chair into the forehead of Miles Stylish. Harry Harris has went completely off the deep end. Harry Harris throws Miles into the ring and climbs to the top rope. FROG SPLASH FROM HARRY HARRIS. Harris climbs to the top once again. ANOTHER FROG SPLASH. Miles is a crumpled heap in the ring. Harris climbs to the top rope and a THIRD FROG SPLASH. Harris grabs the microphone as Miles is spitting up blood from taking three frog splashes.
Harris: You don't get this. I want Raven. No one else better come out. I am not playing games, I swear to God I am going to fucking kill Raven in the middle of the ring tonight and wash the entire arena in his fucking blood. Anyone else who steps in my way is just a spare. Come on Raven. I laid the challenge out. Face the music of your destiny, Raven.
Harris awaits Raven but "Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco Inferno with about twelve riot cops. the NAWA Commissioner is walking to the ring with a purpose. Disco grabs the microphone.
Disco: Harris, you brought what happened upon yourself last week. Last week you got what you deserve and then some. Two Title Matches Harris. You blew both of them. YOU CHOKED. I am not giving you an NAWA World Title Shot tonight or any night. I am busting you down to the bottom of the ladder, right underneath the Backyard Dudes. You want your title shot, you got to claw your way back up for another year, maybe two. Your days of an NAWA World Title challenger. It's over. OVER. Harris. Over, Over, Over, Over, Over...
"The Theme From NAWA Glory" plays and....IT'S THE NAWA OWNER MATT HARMS. A medium built brown haired man in his late twenties, early thirties of about 5'11 in height around about 220 lbs is making his way to the ring in a custom made three piece suit. That's the NAWA Owner, that's the big boss himself. The Big Cheese. The man who made this all possible. Matt Harms has a microphone of his own.
Harms: Disco Inferno who the hell do you think you are. It is obvious what the NAWA fans want to see and that is not your golden boy, Miles Stylish, getting a chance at the NAWA World Title. He is not ready. In fact, you only book things that suit yourself and your buddies. That is not just good for business. My research team as shown that this man, Harry Harris, has the highest grossing merchadise sales in the history of the NAWA. He is rapidly approaching popularity only achieved by two men in history. Those men would be Hulk Hogan and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yet you try to alienate the fans by keeping him out of the main event at the biggest show of the year when it is obvious that Raven vs Harry Harris for the NAWA World Title belt once more is the biggest money match. So Disco, it is with all this, you being power hungry, and screwing with the wrestlers the fans want to see, I have come to one decision and one decision only. You're fi...
Disco: PLEASE MR. HARMS. Don't fire me. I wouldn't last in wrestling if I lost my slot as NAWA Commissioner. I need this. Otherwise I would be jobbing to King Kong Bundy in a high school gym for a bowl of soup that King Kong Bundy would steal from me and eat afterwards. Give me a chance, put the Commissionership on the line in any match of your choosing. If I lose, I will leave this fed but if I win, I get to keep the Commissionership.
Harms seems thoughtful.
Harms: You actually gave me a good idea, Disco. You will put your commissionership on the line at WrestleClash II. Not just in any match. Ricky Steamboat will be on the other end of the match, the man who should have been NAWA Commissioner after the last PPV. However this won't be a singles match. Disco, you get to pick four men and Steamboat will get to pick four men as we will have a good old fashioned, WAR GAMES MATCH.
The crowd cheers for this big match at WrestleClash II. The issue of NAWA Commissionership will be decided once and for all at WrestleClash II in the first ever War Games match in NAWA history.
Harms: However, Harry Harris and Raven cannot be on either the teams because they will be preparing for another first of it's kind in the NAWA. The first time the NAWA World Title will be on the line in this match. At WrestleClash II, Raven will defend the NAWA World Title against Harry Harris in a WALK THROUGH HELL MATCH.
The crowd gives an even bigger pop for that one. Walk Through Hell Match is the most brutal match in wrestling.
Matt Harms: Now for those unfamilar with the rules, let me break it down for you. The Rules are: Hell in a Cell Style Cage which is electrified, the door is taken off and replaced by barbed wire, the ropes are replaced by barbed wire, weapons will be scattered throughout the ring and a singapore cane will be hanging from all four corners of the cage. This isn't all. As a result of two rings for the War Games match the Walk Through Hell rules will have to be modified slightly. The War Games cage will be a Hell in a Cell type cage but the door will not get removed until the Walk Through Hell Match. There will be eight sides of barbed wire ring ropes instead of four. The pit in between the two rings filled with broken glass, thumbtacks, and barbed wire. Good luck to you, gentlemen. May the best man win and I am sorry this hand to come to this to get a fair NAWA World Title Match between Harry Harris and Raven. I will be watching this match with great interest at WrestleClash II but enjoy the rest of the show.
Matt Harms leaves the ring as we fade to a...
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"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and out comes The Hart Foundation, The New Generation. Teddy Hart and Jack Evans. Teddy Hart still has the NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt that he stole from the champion, Jimmy Yang last week on Glory. Teddy Hart grabs the microphone.
Teddy Hart: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sure that you are proud to be graced by the most excellent wrestler in the world of wrestling today, Teddy Hart. I have an alley to show what untalented slobs any cruiserweights that are not Canadian are. Jack "The Corkscrew" Evans is the man who shall tag with me. Together we are the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation. We are ten thousand times better than the original version and less bitter about things that happened 6 years ago as well. Tonight we have to fight the Kliq. Well I sure ain't getting screwed by a Kliq Member and whine for 6 years and thus be a bitter shell of what I used to be. So Kliq, get out here so we can give you a wrestling lesson, straight from Calgary.
"Whatcha Lookin' At" by Uncle Kracker plays and out comes Sean Waltman and Michael Shane of the Kliq. They are ready for this tag team match against The Hart Foundation, The New Generation. The bell rings kicking off this match.
The Kliq vs the Hart Foundation, The Next Generation Michael Shane starts out against Jack Evans. They lock up and the Corkscrew hiptosses Shane to the mat. Corkscrew Evans plays Shane with some forearms and sends him into the ropes. Evans sends Shane flying down with a dropkick. Evans fires some chops to Shane and throws him into the ropes. Evans goes to snap off a spinning headscissors but Shane counters by driving Evans down on his face with a modified inverted power bomb. Shane fires some stomps to the back of the head of Evans before picking him up. Shane scoops and slams Evans down to the canvas. Shane drops a knee down across the chest of the Corkscrew. Shane lifts up Evans and rams him into the boot of Sean Waltman. Shane tags Waltman into the match. The Kliq members whip Corkscrew Evans into the ropes. They deliver a double dropkick, sending Jack Evans down to the canvas. Cover form Waltman hooking the leg. One, Shoulder up. Waltman waits on Evans and delivers a spin kick knocking him down to the canvas. Waltman picks up Evans and a series of punches before throwing him into the ropes. Waltman delivers a spinning leg lariat sending Jack Evans down to the canvas.
Waltman lifts up Evans and throws him into the corner. Waltman monkey flips Evans out of the corner before tagging Michael Shane back in. Waltman whips Evans into a missile dropkick from Michael Shane. Shane covers Evans hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Shane lifts up Evans and a series of forearm smashes before throwing Evans into the ropes. Shane delivers a high back body drop before covering Evans hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Shane lifts up Evans and some shots to the face. Shane hooks Evans and takes him over with a snap suplex. Shane bridges for the pin attempt. One, Two, Shoulder up. Shane picks up Evans again and whips him into the ropes. Evans ducks underneath a clothesline but not a running jumping forearm smash which pops him right in the face sending him down. Shane is climbing to the top rope. High risk move from Michael Shane on the way. Evans is up and Shane leaps off with a flying clothesline. Evans crashes down to the canvas and Shane rises to his feet before splashing Evans. Leg is hooked. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Michael Shane picks up Evans and puts him in a standing headscissor. Shane lifts up Evans onto his shoulder and Shane drills Evans down to the canvas with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb. Shane grabs the legs of Evans and delivers a jack-knife pin. One, Two, Evans rolls the shoulder up. Shane lifts up Evans and throws him into the ropes but Evans reverses. TEDDY HART DROPS DOWN, PULLING DOWN THE TOP ROPE CAUSING MICHAEL SHANE TO TAKE A TUMBLE TO THE FLOOR. Evans has the referee distracted as Teddy Hart is on the ring apron. TEDDY HART WIPES OUT MICHAEL SHANE WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA. Teddy Hart grabs Michael Shane and RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE POST. Teddy Hart throws Michael Shane back into the ring and Jack Evans delivers a stiff kick, sending Shane flying backwards. Evans waits on Shane to sit up and Evans snaps Shane's head right back down with a reverse jumping neck snap. Evans covers Shane. One, Two, Shoulder up. Evans picks up Shane and throws him into the corner. Evans delivers a handspring right into an armdrag out of the corner, sending Michael Shane down to the canvas.
Jack Evans tags in Teddy Hart. Evans grabs the legs of Michael Shane and rocks back with a catapault as Teddy Hart slingshots into the ring with a clothesline. What an impressive double team move from the Hart Foundation, The Next Generation! Teddy Hart delivers a running senton, crushing the body of Michael Shane underneath him. Teddy Hart poses before lifting up Shane. Teddy Hart blasts Shane with a series of European Uppercuts. Teddy Hart throws Shane into the ring ropes and Teddy Hart lifts him over over his shoulder before falling back to drive him on his back with a Mountain Bomb. Teddy Hart covers Michael Shane hooking the leg. One, Two, Shane rolls that shoulder. Teddy Hart picks up Michael Shane and throws him into the corner. Teddy Hart delivers a dropkick to the prone Shane, causing him to double odver. Teddy Hart drives Michael Shane down with a Rocker Dropper. Cover. One, Two, Shoulder up. Teddy Hart picks up Shane once again and scoops him over his shoulder. Teddy Hart swings the body of Michael Shane before letting him drop onto his back from the shoulder position. Teddy Hart just casually dropped Michael Shane from that move.
Teddy Hart is going to the outside of the ring. Teddy Hart leaps to the top rope and SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH DELIVERED TO PERFECTION TO MICHAEL SHANE. Teddy Hart prances around the ring pround of himself before going for the cover. One, Two, Thr...Michael Shane gets the shoulder up. That hesitation cost Teddy Hart. Hart kneels over Shane and blasts him in the face with some forearm smashes. Teddy Hart puts Michael Shane in a standing headscissors and goes for a power bomb but SHANE COUNTERS WITH A RANA ROLL UP. One, Two, Teddy Hart rolls through with a sunset flip. One, Two, Thr...Shane rolls through and grabs onto the legs. Shane puts the legs through and is about ready to turn Teddy Hart over into the Sharpshooter. Teddy Hart is panicing but Jack Evans dropkicks Michael Shane from behind to break it up. Teddy Hart grabs Michael Shane from behind and THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A BONE RATTLING GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE. Teddy Hart delivers a somersault into a shoulder butt as Michael Shane is slumped in the corner. Teddy Hart snap mares Shane and leaps to the second rope. Teddy Hart drives an elbow to the sternum off the second rope.
Teddy Hart grabs Michael Shane in a front facelock and drags him towards the corner. Tags in Jack Evans. Evans fires a kick to the ribs while Teddy Hart holds Michael Shane. Jack Evans throws Michael Shane into the ropes and Jack Evans delivers a bulldog sending Michael Shane down to the canvas. Jack Evans delivers a somersault legdrop to Shane before making the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Evans lifts up Shane once again and throws him into the ropes. Evans leaps onto the shoulders of Shane and pivots, sending him down onto his face with a reverse Frankensteiner. Shane is twitching from the impact and Evans waits until Shane is on his hands and knees before standing on his back, only to pivot and drop a leg down across the back of the head of Shane. Evans picks up Shane and scoops him onto his shoulders. Evans delivers a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Evans climbs to the top rope. Evans is up and leaps off. EVANS WIPES OUT THE CANVAS WITH THE EVANS CORKSCREW. Evans pulls himself up and SWEET SHANE MUSIC KNOCKING DOWN EVANS. Shane needs to make the tag.
Shane is crawling towards the corner. Evans is closer but he got wiped out by missing his own move and Michael Shane's finishing move. Evans makes the tag to Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart goes after Shane but Shane rolls forward and TAG TO SEAN WALTMAN. Waltman leaps into the ring and dropkicks Teddy Hart down. Waltman rushes across the ring and knocks Evans down with a shoulderblock. Waltman kicks Teddy Hart in the midsection and gutwrenches him. Waltman drives Teddy Hart down with a gutbuster. Waltman covers Teddy Hart hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Waltman picks up Teddy Hart and throws him into the ropes. Waltman delivers a tilt a whirl into a slam sending Teddy Hart down. Waltman is climbing to the top rope facing the crowd. Waltman waits on Teddy Hart and BACKSPRING CROSS BODY PRESS. Teddy Hart goes down underneath Waltman as Waltman hooks the leg of Teddy Hart. One, Two, Shoulder up. Teddy Hart is up and Waltman blasts him with a series of chops and karate kicks. Waltman spin kicks Teddy Hart down. Waltman climbs to the top rope. Waltman is poised. Waltman leaps off and SPIN KICK OFF THE TOP ROPE. That was slick and Waltman covers Teddy Hart hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Waltman sets up Teddy Hart and chops away at him in the corner. Waltman sets up Teddy Hart on the top rope and pounds away on him. Waltman climbs up with Teddy Hart and hooks him for a superplex but watch out for Jack Evans. Evans as the stolen NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt but Waltman delivers a mule kick sending it into the face of Evans. Waltman hooks Teddy Hart and SUPERPLEXES HIM OFF THE ROPES. Waltman has the cover on Teddy Hart hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Evans breaks it up. Michael Shane leaps into the ring and knocks Evans to the outside. Waltman picks up Teddy Hart and sets him up. Waltman delivers the X-Factor but the referee is trying to break up Evans and Shane on the floor. D'LO BROWN IS IN THE RING. D'Lo waits for Waltman to turn around and WHAM CLOTHESLINE. D'Lo does the head bobbing thing but Waltman pops up and delivers a spin kick sending D'Lo to the floor. Waltman turns around and POWDER TO THE FACE FROM TEDDY HART. Teddy Hart delivers an inverted DDT before leaping to the top rope. Teddy Hart leaps off and HART ATTACK. Teddy Hart covers Waltman hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The Hart Foundation, The Next Generation win.
HFNG defeated Sean Waltman and Michael Shane when Teddy Hart pinned Waltman with the Hart Attack in 0:09:58. Rating: *** 1/4
D'Lo enters the ring and starts stomping away on Sean Waltman. D'Lo picks up Waltman and RUNNING POWER BOMB. D'Lo does a head bob. Meanwhile The Hart Foundation, The Next Generation are double teaming Michael Shane on the other side of the ring. Jack Evans whips Shane right into a shot with the Cruiserweight Title Belt from Teddy Hart. The crowd is cheering. SCOTT HALL RUNS FROM THE BACK. Hall is looking clean and sober for once in his life after being forced to never drink beer again after losing the stipulation match at the last PPV. Hall drops both HFNG members with a double clothesline and starts slugging it out with D'Lo with more snap in his punches. CM PUNK ENTERS THE RING. Punk waffles Hall from behind and D'Lo and Punk double team Hall. NFGN join with the beatdown on Hall and there seems to be no one to make the save. WAIT A MINUTE. The NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Jimmy Yang rushes out with his arm in a sling but gets stomped by Teddy Hart and Jack Evans. He is attempting to get his belt back but he is being double teamed. Finally sercurity makes it's way out. This mugging has been broken up.
Backstage:
Disco Inferno is in a fury backstage.
Disco: DAMN THAT MATT HARMS. He is screwing with MY plans. I WANT Miles Stylish as NAWA World Champion. He...
Miles bursts into Disco's office, his ribs taped up from the assault from Harry Harris earlier tonight.
Stylish: I AM SICK OF THIS. Disco, you promised that I would get an NAWA World Title Shot and now Matt Harms came in and screwed me out of my rightful Main Event slot at WrestleClash II. I am the only man deserving of the NAWA World Championship. The fact that Harry Harris being the NAWA World Champion is quite frankly laughable. He will be a public relations corporate nightmare yet since the unintelligent masses in the crowd support him, he gets the title shot. Unless you play to the idiots, you are not going to get the shot, wrestling ability be damned.
Disco: I will make this right, Miles. One way or another. Harry Harris is not walking out of WrestleClash II with the NAWA World Title Belt. I swear it.
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Super Crazy is already in the ring. He has an goatee tonight, just so we know who is playing the heel. It has been a while since we have seen Super Crazy in the NAWA. "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays and out comes Rapmaster Killings. Killings struts the ring and enters the ring, to go and rap.
Rapmaster: Yo, tonight on...
BAM. Super Crazy jumps Rapmaster Killings from behind to kick off this match.
Super Crazy vs Rapmaster Killings Super Crazy chops away on the Rapmaster before throwing him into the ropes. Crazy delivers a dropkick taking Rapmaster down. Crazy goes right to the choke on the Rapmaster. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Crazy lifts up the Rapmaster and series of punches to the midsection. Crazy delivers a kneelift before popping Rapmaster down with a clothesline. Crazy drops a vicious knee to the forehead. Crazy sneers at the camera before pulling up Rapmaster by the dreads. Crazy snap mares Rapmaster across the ring by the dreads and backs off before delving a dropkick to the face of Rapmaster. Crazy goes to the top rope but Rapmaster beats him up to the punch. Rapmaster punches away at Crazy and throws him off the top rope. Rapmaster jabs away on Super Crazy before doing the splits and dropping him with a clothesline. Rapmaster drops an elbow down across the chest of Crazy. Rapmaster kips up and drops a second elbow down across the chest of Crazy. Rapmaster kips up again and a third elbow driven down. Rapmaster covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Rapmaster picks up Crazy and throws him into the ropes. Rapmaster delivers a dropkick sending Crazy flying backwards. Rapmaster picks up Crazy and a series of punches. Rapmaster throws Crazy into the ropes and kick to the midsection. Rapmaster goes for the axe kick but Crazy pops up. Rapmaster lands on his feet and CRAZY STUNS RAPMASTER WITH A LOW BLOW. Crazy delivers a reverse neckbreaker sending Rapmaster down. Crazy covers the Rapmaster hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Crazy climbs to the top rope. Crazy leaps off with a springboard legdrop. Crazy covers the Rapmaster hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Crazy lifts up the Rapmaster and throws him into the corner. Crazy charges in but gets a boot up to the face from the Rapmaster. The Rapmaster goes for a jumping side kick but Crazy ducks. Rapmaster lands on his feet and Crazy fires some chops. Crazy throws Rapmaster into the ropes and delivers a Frankensteiner taking him over.
Crazy leaps to the second rope and Springboard Moonsault, squashing Rapmaster underneath. Crazy covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Crazy lifts up the Rapmaster and punches away at him. Crazy throws the Rapmaster into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but the Rapmaster ducks underneath and leaping clothesline sending Crazy down to the canvas. Rapmaster kips up and chops away on Crazy. Rapmaster throws Crazy into the ropes. Rapmaster delivers a dropkick sending Crazy down. Rapmaster waits on Crazy and pops him with a leg lariat. Rapmaster climbs to the top rope. Rapmaster leaps off and flying cross body press no Crazy rolls through and grabs the back of the jeans. One, Two, Thr...Rapmaster gets the shoulder up. Crazy delivers a kick to the midsection and Crazy delivers a facebuster. Crazy leaps to the second rope and goes for a moonsault but Rapmaster moves. Crazy lands on his feet and GETS POPPED WITH THE K-DRILLER. Rapmaster covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Rapmaster Killings wins.
Rapmaster Killings pinned Super Crazy after the K-Driller in 0:05:26. Rating: ***
Rapmaster gets his hand raised but JERRY LYNN ENTERS THE RING AND CLOCKS RAPMASTER KILLINGS FROM BEHIND WITH THE NAWA TELEVISION TITLE BELT. Lynn stomps away on Killings and puts him in a standing headscissors. LYNN DRIVES KILLINGS DOWN WITH THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Super Crazy is up and LYNN ATTACKS HIM AS WELL. There is no love loss here. Lynn puts Crazy in a standing headscissors and CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Lynn spits on both men before holding up the Television Title Belt and leave.
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"Too Sexy" plays and out comes Mike Sanders and Shawn Stasiak. Stasiak enters the ring and they look ready for battle. Hang on Sanders grabs the microphone.
Sanders: I am quite frankly insulted. The preview at the top of the card said the Backyard Dudes are in action. Guess who they are in action against. Yes you did guess correctly. Against Above Average and the Mecca of Manhood. We are not the jobber tag team. They are. We are the excellence. Get those two morons out here so we can educated them on wrestling excellence. They shall indeed be SOL and I think we all know what that means my friend.
"OMG LOL WTF" plays and out comes...oh dear god. A short bus is making it's way down the ramp with THE BACKYARD DUDEZ P4RTY~! BUZ 2OO4 OMG LOL WTF Spray Painted on the side. F.R.E.D is driving the bus while Ricky Ricardo and Twisted Youth goof off. F.R.E.D attempts to open the door and he actually suceeds. The Backyard Dudes run off into the ring and into the clutches of Stasiak and Sanders. The bell rings kicking off this match.
Mike Sanders and Shawn Stasiak vs the Backyard Dudes(w/F.R.E.D) Sanders throws Ricardo into the ropes and he goes for a tilt a whirl but Ricardo counters with a sloppy flying headscissors. Ricardo delivers a series of rubbery forearm smashes before stepping back and delivering a barely there dropkick. Stasiak hoists Twisted Youth over his head and throws him over to the floor. Stasiak takes a running start and he looks about ready to jump onto Twisted Youth but his foot gets tangled in the ropes and he is hanging. Ricky Ricardo throws Sanders into the ropes. Ricky goes for a rana but Sanders blocks it and shoves Ricardo off. Sanders knocks Ricardo down with a clothesline. Sanders picks up Ricardo and a series of chops. Sanders throws Ricardo into the ropes. Sanders charges in but Ricardo sticks the boot up and Sanders pratically stands there stupidly before running into it. Ricardo leaps to the second and does a somersault off with his arm extended. Ricardo wipes himself out on the canvas as Sanders does a face first sell off of a phantom move. Twisted Youth is now on the top rope. He leaps off but he leaps to low and falls on the top rope crotching himself. Sanders shoves him off to the arena floor.
F.R.E.D is up on the ring apron but Sanders blows in in his face and F.R.E.D flies into the guardrail wiping himself up. Ricardo leaps on the shoulders of Sanders and takes him over with a sloppy rana but Stasiak runs Ricardo down with a clothesline. Stasiak picks up Ricardo in a gorilla press and throws him down with a powerslam. Stasiak poses before Twisted Youth rushes Stasiak and leaps at him. Twisted Youth falls out Stasiak's feet and Stasiak looks like a goon, not knowing what to do. He finally backs off and falls over the ring ropes all the way to the arena floor. Ricky Ricardo is climbing up to the top rope. Ricardo takes a dive but he completely misses and lands throat first onto the guardrail. Stasiak picks up Ricardo and nearly drops him on his head with a bodyslam. Stasiak rolls Ricardo into the ring. Sanders knees Ricardo in the gut and gives the thumbs up. Sanders hooks Ricardo, going for the S.O.L Plex but Ricardo shifts his weight and falls on top. Sanders gets up and hooks Ricardo again but Ricardo shifts his weight and falls on top again. Sanders looks disgusted with Ricardo as he pulls himself up again.
Twisted Youth meanwhile is climbing up the ropes behind Sanders. Twisted Youth leaps off the top rope but he totally overshoots Sanders. Sanders falls back right into a sunset flip from Ricardo anyway. One, Two, Three. THE BACKYARD DUDES WIN. STOP THE PRESSES.
The Backyard Dudes defeated Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders when Ricardo pinned M. Sanders after a sunset flip in 0:04:51. Rating: 1/2*
Sanders blasts Ricardo from behind. Stasiak has a chair and STASIAK HITS RICARDO OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR. Stasiak sets up the chair and lifts up Twisted Youth. STASIAK DROPS TWISTED YOUTH FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL WITH A GORILLA PRESS DROP. Sanders grabs F.R.E.D and throws him into a FULL NELSON FROM STASIAK. Stasiak is going to crunch the bones of F.R.E.D. Sanders meanwhile has a chair. He is walking over to the Backyard Dude's bus. Oh No. SANDERS BASHES THE CHAIR OVER THE WINDSHIELD OF THE BACKYARD DUDES'S BUS. Sanders climbs up to the roof and DENTS THE ROOF WITH A SERIES OF SICK SHOTS. Stasiak walks over and goes behind the ramp. Stasiak has a can of yellow paint. STASIAK SLOSHES THE PANT ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE BUS COVERING UP THE WRITING OF THE BACKYARD DUDES. The Backyard Dudes' bus has been defaced by Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders. Sanders is climbing in the bus and they are stealing the Backyard Dudes' party bus. Sanders backs out of the arena leaving Ricky Ricardo, who just got up, looking mortified. He pulls up Twisted Youth and they run to the back in pursuit of the bus but they trip.
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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas...wearing a black bandanna, black t-shirt, and black pants. He has a fake blonde mustache and a fake black spray on beard. Oh brother, or rather oh brotha. Shane takes off his bandanna which reveals a wig with a fake bald spot in the middle. Hmm...I wonder who's attention he's trying to get. Shane attempts to rip the shirt off but decides just to pull it up over his head. Shane grabs the microphone.
Douglas: Cut the fucking music, brotha. Last week that no good Shane Douglas called my fucking ass out, brotha and quite frankly, I have not showed my face or even excepted his challenge, oh brotha, brotha. See I am a fucking old bald sagging orange pussy who would not get in the fucking ring with Shane Douglas dude. I bodyslammed the 800 ton Andre the Giant brotha but that was because Vince McMahon told me to, dude. I got my buddy Brutus Beefcake roughly 800 pushes under a thousand crappy gimmicks bro. Let me tell you something, I am scared of Shane Douglas brotha. I mean he has beaten everyone and now he is calling my saggy ass out, dude. I mean Sting you are up here, hiding in the rafters and will not take on the NWO, fucking brotha. Brotha Bruti, you will regret stabbing the Hulkster in the fucking back and I will kick your no drawing ass at Starrcade, dude. So whatcha do when seniality runs wild on you, dude.
Shane does the mock posing of you-know-whom but he keels over and a ring attendent hands him an oxygen tank. Douglas takes a few quick breaths before...
"IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE JUICE IS COOKING!!!"
"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica plays and out comes Juventud Guerrera. The Juice is making his way to the ring and he soaks up the Juvi chants. Juventud grabs the microphone.
Juvi: Shane Douglas you stand out here running your mouth to the people. Well quite frankly the Juice is appaled about what your jabroni candy ass is doing. You are mocking a more famous wrestler and that quite frankly makes the Juice sick to his stomach. The Juice means do you see the Juice mocking a more famous wrestler. No, The Juice would never stoop to mocking someone more famous than himself. The Juice would never, ever shamelessly rip off the catchphrashes off another wrestler, you rooty poo jabroni. So the Juice is going to walk to the ring and check your ass directly into the Juiceville Hotel on the corner of Know Your Role Lane and at the end of Jabroni Avenue. The Juice will smack your candy ass down if you smellllll what the juice is....cooking.
Juvi enters the ring as the bell rings.
Juventud Guerrera vs Shane Douglas Both men circle each other to start and Juventud sticks his hand in the face of Douglas and tells him to: "just bring it". Remember kids, The Juice would never rip the catchphrases of another wrestler. They lock up and Douglas goes for the headlock but Juvi shoves him off and Douglas shoulderblocks him down. Juvi does a kip up and they lock up again. Juvi goes right to the headlock but Douglas shoves him off. Both men circle each other. They lock up and Douglas powers Juvi into the corner before slapping him in the mouth. Juvi holds his mouth and surveys the crowd for the damage before punching away on Douglas. Douglas takes a powder to the floor. Juvi slides to the outside and blasts Douglas with a clothesline. Juvi throws Douglas into the ring and Douglas begs off but Juventud has no part of that. Juventud throws Douglas into the ropes and Juventud rushes at Douglas and knocks him down with a clothesline. Juvi delivers a series of forearm smashes before delivering a big one to knock Douglas off of his feet.
Juvi throws Douglas into the ropes. Juvi charges into the corner but Douglas moves. Juvi hits the corner. Douglas yells: Ac-cha before raking his finger nails across the back of Juvi. Douglas pounds away on Juvi with punches before throwing him into the ropes. Douglas delivers a clothesline sending Juvi down. Douglas drops an elbow down across the chest of Juvi. Douglas covers Juvi hooking the leg. One, Shoulder up. Douglas lifts up Juventud and thumbs him in the eye. Douglas hooks Juventud and snap mares him down to the canvas. Douglas rubs the sole of his boot across the forehead of Juvi. Douglas picks up Juventud and a series of punches. Douglas throws Juventud shoulder first into the corner and chokes him. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Douglas throws Juvi into the ropes. Douglas ducks the head and pays for it with a kick to the face. Juvi jabs away at Douglas before knocking him down with a big roundhouse right. Juventud backs off and leaping forearm smash knocking Douglas down. Juventud covers Douglas hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Juvi lifts Douglas off but gets thumbed in the eye. Douglas throws Juvi in between the second and third ropes to the floor. Douglas goes to the floor and grabs Juvi and rams him into the top of the guardrail. Douglas rams Juvi ribs first into the ring apron before throwing him back into the ring. Douglas enters the ring and takes off his weightlifting belt. DOUGLAS WHIPS JUVI WITH THE BELT. Douglas raises the belt again and whips Juvi some more. Douglas chokes Juvi on the canvas. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Douglas picks up Juvi and BACK RAKE. Douglas grabs Juvi and face rake. Douglas picks up Juvi and bodyslams him down. Douglas scrubs his boot up and down the face of Juvi. Douglas picks up Juvi and throws him into the corner. Douglas delivers a knee to the midsection and Douglas hooks Juvi with an abdominal stretch. Douglas is cranking in the hold. BACK RAKE IN THE HOLD. Juvi is attempting to fight out but Douglas rolls up Juvi from the abdominal stretch. One, Two, Juvi roll out. Douglas rakes Juvi across the chest before ramming him into the corner.
Douglas pounds away at Juvi with punches. Douglas throws Juvi into the ropes and mows him down with a clothesline. Douglas rolls over Juvi and fires a double axe handle over the back. Douglas lifts up Juventud and Douglas props him up in the corner before firing some chops down across the chest. Douglas rakes Juvi across the face and throws him into the ropes. Douglas goes for a clothesline but Juvi ducks underneath it. JUVI TAKES DOUGLAS DOWN WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE. The crowd is chanting for Juvi and KIP UP FROM JUVI. Juvi and Douglas trade punches with Juvi getting the better of the exchange. Juvi throws Douglas into the ropes and goes for a shot but Douglas ducks underneath. JUVI SLAMS DOUGLAS DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER. Juvi stands over Douglas and takes the elbow pad off. He is looking for the most electrifying move in wrestling today, The Juice's Elbow. Juvi bounces off the ropes. He bounces off the ropes again. JUVI DROPS THE ELBOW DOWN ACROSS THE STERNUM OF DOUGLAS. That has got to do it. Juvi hooks the leg. One, Two, Thr....KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY.
Douglas is know-know-whating up. Sweat is dripping down his face, his nostrils are flaring, his mouth is open, tounge hanging out and he is shaking his head. Juvi goes for a punch but Douglas blocks the punch. Douglas punches away at Juvi before throwing him into the ropes. MEDIUM SIZED BOOT. Douglas cups the hand over the ear and goes for the Big Leg Drop but Juvi KIPS UP AND DELIVERS THE JUICE SPILL TO SHANE. Juventud makes the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder Up. The Juice has only gotten two. Juice is waiting for Shane Douglas to get up. Juvi waits on Shane and Shane stumbles up. SHANE STUMBLES RIGHT INTO A SECOND JUICE SPILL. One is bad enough, but TWO!!! Juvi covers once again hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr....Douglas once again gets the shoulder up. Juvi is staring at his hand before he motions to Douglas for the Just Bring It. Douglas stumbles to his feet and Juice Spill attempt but Douglas shoves him off and DOUGLAS PLANTS JUVI WITH A JUICE SPILL OF HIS OWN.
Both men are down and Douglas pulls himself up. Douglas bounces off the ropes and DROPS THE LEG DOWN ON JUVI. Douglas covers Juvi hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Douglas picks up Juvi again and throws him into the ropes. Douglas charges for the Axe Bomber but JUVI DUCKS DOWN AND TAKES DOUGLAS DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP. Juvi bounces off the ropes and the Juice's Elbow is delivered to perfection. Juvi covers Douglas hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...in the ropes. Juvi argues with the referee but Douglas has the ever present chain. Juvi lifts up Douglas but GETS POPPED WITH THE CHAIN. Douglas delivers a belly to belly suplex to Juvi and then bounces off the ropes before dropping the Big Leg. One, Two, Three. Shane Douglas wins this match.
Shane Douglas pinned Juventud Guerrera after a Big Leg Drop in 0:09:22. Rating: ***
Douglas rips off the fake hairpiece and the mustache before wiping off the beard spray. Douglas grabs the microphone.
Douglas: Let's cut to the fucking chase. I want Hulk Hogan, August 3rd at WrestleClash II. I need to beat Hogan to prove that I am the greatest wrestler of all time. Come on, Hogan, crawl out from whatever rock you hid under after that Mr. America abortion that caused Vince McMahon to finally realise that you weren't worth the money you were paid.
The crowd chants "We Want Hulk" but Douglas smirks at them.
Douglas: I couldn't give two shits what any of you marks want. I am willing to pay for Hogan to come here so I can kick his ass at WrestleClash out of my own pocket. One night Hogan, you shall see who is the best fucking wrestler...
The crowd is cheering for something. Long time Hulk Hogan manager Jimmy Hart is making his way to the ring. Douglas looks rather pleased as the pressense of the Mouth of the South.
Douglas: Come in, Jimmy Hart. You are just the man I could use to get the Hulkster's attention.
Jimmy Hart enters the ring.
Hart: First of all Douglas, Hulk Hogan is aware of your challenge. If you can come up with the funds, Hulk will likely come to the NAWA and add you to the list of names that he has beaten throughout his career.
Douglas: 3 Million Dollars Jimmy Hart for one match. I am willing to put that up for Hogan to be here. Oh and send this message to him as well.
DOUGLAS PUNCHES OUT THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH. Douglas picks up Jimmy Hart and BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX. Douglas spits on Jimmy Hart before leaving. We will be right back.
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Backstage:
Disco Inferno is sitting in his office when the Gambler bursts in.
Disco: Gambler, what in the hell do you want.
Gambler: Disco, I am here to let you know that Mr. Harms has made a match with me and you at my request and all your goons are banned from ringside. I look forward to kicking your ass Disco. And by the way, if you lose, you have to fight Jeff Jarrett inside the confines of a steel cage next week on Glory.
Disco: Fine, Harms was to screw me. Well I am Disco Inferno and I do not lose to former NAWA Jobber Champions. Gambler, I will put you out of action tonight personally and Ron Waterman is standing behind you ready to end your career right now.
Gambler whips around and WATERMAN NEARLY RIPS GAMBLER'S HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT. Waterman picks up the Gambler and throws him through the wall of Disco Inferno's office.
Disco: Waterman, you are the first official member of Team Disco Inferno in the War Games Match at WrestleClash II. Now I believe you have a tag team match with Gabriel against Jeff Jarrett and Tony Mamaluke so go out there and do it now.
Waterman nods while cracking his knuckles before walking off.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Gabriel with both of the NAWA Tag Team Title Belts. Gabriel enters the ring with both the belts. What is this all about? Gabriel grabs the microphone.
Gabriel: To all you mortals and sinners out there, by order of Disco Inferno, this match is now for the NAWA World Tag Team Title Belts as Ron Waterman is substituting for my normal partner Azrael who is tied up with bring the NAWA International Title Belt back to the Dead Pool against Norman Smiley tonight.
"Fuck the Police" by Rage Against the Machine plays and out comes Ron Waterman. We see clips from last week of Jeff Jarrett using a guitar to save Norman's NAWA International Title Belt in a match with Ron Waterman. Waterman enters the ring and cracks his knuckles.
"So Why Don't You Choke On That, Slapnuts"
"Young Grows Old" by Creed plays and out comes the challengers for NAWA Tag Team Title Belts, Tony Mamaluke and Jeff Jarrett. They enter the ring and the bell rings kicking off this tag team title defense.
NAWA World Tag Team Title Match: Tony Mamaluke and Jeff Jarrett vs Gabriel and Ron Waterman(subbing for Azrael)(c)
Mamaluke starts out with Gabriel. They lock up and Mamaluke goes behind and shoves Gabriel off. Mamaluke fires some chops to Gabriel and throws him into the ropes. Mamaluke takes Gabriel down with a dropkick. Mamaluke fires some chops to Gabriel and whips him into the ropes. Mamaluke delivers a dropkick sending Gabriel. Mamaluke grabs Gabriel and rams him into the corner a couple of times before grabbing him. Mamaluke takes Gabriel down with a side Sicilian Legsweep. Mamaluke covers Gabriel hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Mamaluke picks up Gabriel and chops away at him. Mamaluke takes Gabriel over to the corner and tags in Jeff Jarrett. Mamaluke rams the head of Gabriel into the elbow of Jarrett. Mamaluke and Jarrett whip Gabriel into the ropes and take him down to the mat with a double clothesline. Jarrett drops an elbow down on Gabriel. Jarrett picks up Gabriel and throws him into the corner. Jarrett punches away on Gabriel and hooks him. Jarrett takes Gabriel over with a gutwrench suplex. Jarrett covers Gabriel hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Jarrett lifts up Gabriel and a forearm smash across the face. Jarrett throws Gabriel into the ropes and takes him down with a powerslam. Jarrett drops the knee down across the chest of Gabriel. Jarrett covers Gabriel hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Jarrett lifts up Gabriel and rams him into the corner. Jarrett throws Gabriel into the ropes. Jarrett ducks the head and pays for it with a kneelift from Gabriel. Gabriel pops Jarrett in the face with a spinning leg lariat. Gabriel picks up Jarrett and rams him into the corner. Gabriel tags in Ron Waterman. Waterman enters the ring and wails away at Jarrett with some punches. Waterman throws Jarrett into the ropes and Waterman strikes Jarrett in the ribs with a big knee. Waterman lifts up Jarrett and drapes him over his shoulder. Waterman takes a running start and delivers a snake eyes turnbuckle drop. Waterman lifts up Jarrett and pounds away on him. Waterman throws Jarrett into the ropes. Waterman delivers a boot to the chest of Jarrett sending him sprawling backwards.
Waterman backs up and drops an elbow across the chest of Jarrett. Waterman lifts up Jarrett and a series of forearm smashes bounced off the chest of Jarrett. Waterman hooks Jarrett and hoists him up. Waterman drives Jarrett down with a backbreaker. Waterman drops down, driving his arm down across the forehead of Jeff Jarrett. Waterman lifts Jarrett up and Waterman lifts Jarrett up over his shoulder. Waterman drives Jarrett down across the knee with a gutbuster. Waterman goes to the outside. Waterman is climbing up top. Waterman waits on Jarrett and WATERMAN LEAPS OFF THE TOP WITH A CRUNCHING DIVING SHOULDERBLOCK TO JEFF JARRETT. Jarrett goes down in a heap and Waterman covers Jarrett hooking the leg. One, TWo, Shoulder up. Waterman lifts up Jarrett and throws him into the corner. Waterman crushes Jarrett in the corner with a clothesline. Waterman scoops Jarrett up and snaps him backwards with a release fallaway slam. Jarrett is lying on the canvas sprawled out and hurt.
Waterman lifts up Jarrett and throws him into the ropes. Waterman charges into the ropes but Jarrett gets the foot up. Jarrett leaps to the second rope and leaps off, RIGHT INTO A POWERSLAM. Jarrett was plucked out of the air and driven down to the canvas. Waterman picks up Jarrett and hooks him. Waterman hoists Jarrett up and drives him down with a vertical suplex. Waterman lifts Jarrett up and throws him into the corner. Waterman knocks Jarrett down with a shoulderblock. Waterman drops an elbow down across the chest of Jarrett and tags Gabriel into the ring. Gabriel enters the ring and fires some chops down across Jarrett. Gabriel throws Jarrett into the ropes and Gabriel delivers a spinning leg lariat knocking him down. Gabriel backs up and drops a knee down across the chest of Jarrett. Gabriel drags Jarrett towards the corner and Gabriel leaps to the second rope. Gabriel delivers an elbow drop off of the second rope to Jarrett. Gabriel covers Jarrett hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Gabriel throws Jarrett into the corner. Gabriel handsprings in and goes for a rana but JARRETT COUNTERS WITH A POWER BOMB. Both men are down and Jarrett needs to tag Tony Mamaluke into the match. Jarrett is crawling towards the corner. Jarrett is almost there but Waterman gets tagged in. Waterman enters the ring and grabs the ankle of Jarrett. Waterman pulls Jarrett into the center and goes for an elbowdrop but Jarrett moves and Waterman lands on the canvas. Jarrett hot foots it and HOT TAG TO TONY MAMALUKE. Mamaluke leaps into the ring and starts pounding away at Waterman with chops. Waterman swings wildly at Mamaluke but Mamaluke slides through the legs and delivers a dropkick to the back of the head of Waterman. Mamaluke bounces off the ropes and sends Waterman onto his face with a face jam. Waterman is up and Mamaluke goes for a kick but Waterman ducks. Mamaluke backflips out of the kick and sends Waterman staggering back a few paces with a spin kick. Mamaluke delivers some chops and leaps to the second rope. Mamaluke goes for a cross body but Waterman catches him. Jarrett clips Waterman from behind and Mamaluke falls on top. One, POWERFUL KICK OUT.
Waterman clotheslines Jarrett to the floor but Mamaluke delivers a dropkick to the ankle, doubling Waterman over. Mamaluke grabs Waterman and drives him down onto his head with a DDT. Mamaluke is going up top. Mamaluke waits on Waterman to get up and Mamaluke leaps off. Mamaluke delivers a Frankensteiner off the top rope NO WATERMAN COUNTERS IN MID AIR TOTALLY DESTROYING MAMALUKE WITH A VICIOUS POWER BOMB. Waterman covers Mamaluke hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Jarrett has the guitar but Waterman pops up and NEARLY LARIATS JARRETT OUT OF HIS BOOTS. Waterman throws Jarrett to the floor. Waterman rushes Mamaluke but Mamaluke ducks. Mamaluke pops up with a kick to the back of the head. Mamaluke is climbing to the top rope. Mamaluke leaps off the top rope with a flying sunset flip and he manages to take Waterman over. One, Two, Shoulder up. Mamaluke goes for a shot but Waterman ducks and knees Mamaluke in the ribs. Waterman pumphandles Mamaluke and hoists him up. WATERMAN BRINGS MAMALUKE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A PUMPHANDLE SLAM. Waterman covers Mamaluke hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Waterman and Gabriel win.
Gabriel and Ron Waterman defeated Tony Mamaluke and Jeff Jarrett when Waterman pinned Mamaluke after a pumphandle slam in 0:08:21. Rating: *** 1/4
Waterman picks up Mamaluke and sets him up for a power bomb but the crowd is cheering about something. THE GAMBLER MAKES HIS WAY OUT. The Gambler enters the ring. Waterman drops Mamaluke and goes after the GAmbler but the Gambler ducks and knocks Waterman to the ring apron. The Gambler picks up Jeff Jarrett's guitar and SHATTERS IT OVER THE HEAD OF WATERMAN. Waterman falls to the floor into the arms of sercurity who escort him out of the ringside area. The Gambler grabs the microphone.
Gambler: Disco, one on one without your bodyguard or any of your other goons to protect you. Get out here now so we can do this right now.
The Gambler stands in the ring as "Disco Fever" plays and out comes the NAWA Commissioner. He enters the ring and the bell rings.
The Gambler vs Disco Inferno Gambler pounds away at Disco with punches before sending him to the arena floor. Gambler chases Disco around the ring and Disco enters the ring and catches the Gambler with some stomps to the back of the head. Disco hooks the Gambler and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE CHARTBUSTER. Disco covers the Gambler hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Disco stomps away on the Gambler and picks him up. Disco throws the Gambler into the corner and pounds away at him. Disco snap mares The Gambler and goes up top but the Gambler meets him and pounds away on him. The Gambler throws Disco off the top rope. The Gambler runs Disco over with a clothesline. The Gambler waits on Disco and wails away on him with forearms. The Gambler picks up Disco and bodyslams him. The Gambler climbs up top. He waits on Disco. Gambler leaps off and RAMS HIS FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF DISCO OFF THE TOP. The Gambler covers Disco hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. THE GAMBLER HAS DEFEATED DISCO INFERNO.
The Gambler pinned Disco Inferno after a forearm smash off the top rope in 0:02:45. Rating: ** 3/4
Ron Waterman rushes out to the ring but the Gambler leaves and runs into the crowd. The Gambler celebrates his win. Waterman checks over his boss as we fade to a
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"Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Johnny Swinger and Lenny Lane for this tag team match. The crowd cheers this team of fan favorites as they make their way to the ring. They have a tough match ahead of them as they have to face Raven and the man who was until about an hour and half ago, the number one contender, Miles Stylish. They pose in the ring.
"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring plays and out comes Miles Stylish and the NAWA World Champion Raven with Kathlyn Harris. Raven goes in the crucifix position while Miles parades around like a pompous jackass. The bell rings signalling the start out this match.
Lenny Lane and Johnny Swinger vs Miles Stylish and Raven(w/Kathlyn Harris) Swinger and Stylish start out. Stylish hooks Swinger in a headlock and takes Swinger down to the mat. Stylish works over the head of Swinger but Swinger kicks out. They are up and Swinger goes for a hiptoss but Stylish blocks it and takes Swinger down with a hiptoss of his own. Stylish takes Swinger down with a drop toe hold and rolls around the arm with a Dandina Cradle. One, Kickout. Stylish delives a dropkicking taking Swinger down to the canvas. Stylish picks up Swinger and a series of chops to the chest. Stylish throws Swinger into the ropes and snaps off a flying headscissors. Some cocky posing from Stylish and Swinger pops up and meets Stylish with a series of chops. Tag to Lenny Lane. Lenny and Swinger whip Stylish into the ropes and double knee to the gut. They go behind and double Russian Legsweep taking Stylish down. Lenny goes for the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up.
Lenny lifts up Stylish and rams him into the corner. Lenny throws Stylish into a corner and charges in with a double axe handle but Stylish moves. Miles delives a spin kick sending Lenny spiralling down to the canvas. Miles tags Raven into the match. Raven fires a boot to the face of Lenny. Raven fires another boot into the face of Lenny. Raven punches away on Lenny and throws him into the ropes. Raven takes Lenny down to the canvas with a clothesline. Raven wraps his hand around the throat of Lenny with a choke. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Raven lifts up Lenny and hooks him from behind. Raven lifts up Lenny and takes him down with an atomic drop. Lenny fires back with some punches to Raven. Lenny throws Raven into the ropes and takes him down to the canvas with a dropkick. Lenny pulls up his kneepad and drops a knee right down across the face of Raven. One, Two, Shoulder up. Lenny picks up Raven and throws him into the corner. Lenny charges into the corner but Raven moves. Raven hooks Lenny and takes him down with a reverse russian legsweep.
Raven kneels over Lenny and blasts him with punches. Raven lifts up Lenny and a couple of head rams into the buckle. Raven hooks Lenny and takes a running start. Raven drives Lenny down with a bulldog. Raven covers Lenny hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Raven picks up Lenny and knees him in the gut. Raven throws Lenny to the floor. Raven distracts the referee while Kathlyn rakes Lenny across the face on the floor. Raven slides to the floor and hooks Lenny from behind. Raven sends Lenny into the guardrail with a Russian Legsweep. Miles takes a running start at Lenny and PESCADO. Lenny has been taken out but Raven gives Miles a dirty look for him stealing the glory. Raven throws Lenny into the ring. Raven crawls into the ring. Raven covers Lenny hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Raven picks up Lenny and hooks him. Raven brings down Lenny with a gutbuster. Raven chokes Lenny. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Raven picks up Lenny and throws him into the ropes but Lenny reverses. Lenny delivers a dropkick sending Raven down and rolls to the corner to make a tag to Johnny Swinger.
Swinger enters the ring pounding away on Raven with punches. Swinger rushes across the ring and knocks Miles off the ring apron. Swinger rushes Raven and cross armed neckbreaker taking him down. Swinger makes the cover on Raven hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Swinger picks up Raven once again and rams him into the corner. Swinger throws Raven into the ropes and high cross body press no Raven rolls through. One, Swinger kicks out. Swinger blocks a shot from Raven and unloads on him with chops. Swinger throws Raven into the ropes. Swinger takes Raven down with a Frankensteiner. Swinger backs off but Miles trips Swinger up. Swinger rushes at Miles and knocks him down with a baseball slide dropkick. Swinger is on the ring apron and shoulders Raven in the gut. Swinger springboards in and springboard sunset flip no Raven counters with an uppercut style shot to the throat. Raven picks up Swinger once again and rams him into the corner. Raven climbs to the top rope behind Swinger and rams his knee down across the back of the head.
Raven tags Miles Stylish back into the match. Miles enters the ring and throws Swinger into the ropes. Miles spins around the arms and drives Swinger down with a backspin DDT. Stylish measures Swinger before driving the elbow down across the top of the head. Stylish picks up Swinger and rams him into the corner. Stylish hooks Swinger and lifts him up. Stylish climbs up with Swinger and leaps on his shoulders. Stylish takes Swinger off the ropes with a top rope frankensteiner. Stylish coves Swinger hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Stylish picks up Swinger and stuns him with some chops. Stylish throws Swinger into the ropes. Stylish kicks Swinger in the gut and Stylish hooks Swinger with a reverse neckbreaker. Stylish pounds away on Swinger with some stomps. Stylish lifts up Swinger and crosses the arms. Stylish is going to go for the Las Vegas Nightmare but SWINGER COUNTERS WITH A LOW BLOW BACK KICK. Swinger grabs Stylish and snaps him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Swinger climbs to the outside and slingshot somersault legdrop. Swinger covers Stylish hooking the leg. One, Two, Raven goes to make the save but gets pulled off the ring apron by some unseen force, Thr...Stylish manages to get the shoulder up.
HARRY HARRIS IS AT RINGSIDE AND HE IS TRADING PUNCHES WITH RAVEN. Harris rushes at Raven and sends him over the guardrail. Raven is trying to back up. Swinger tags Lenny Lane in the ring and Lenny lifts Stylish onto his shoulders. Swinger climbs up and they are going for the Walking of the Straight and Narrow but Stylish rolls through with a Victory Roll as Swinger leaps off the top rope. One, Two, Thr...Lenny kicks out. Stylish delivers a roundhouse kick knocking Lenny down. Raven and Harris are trading punches in the balcony area as Kathlyn Harris is forcing her way to the crowd to see what in the hell is happening. Stylish climbs to the top rope. Stylish is up on top but Swinger pops up and delivers a belly to belly superplex on Stylish. Stylish has been driven off the ropes by Johnny Swinger. Lenny comes off the other end with a moonsault. Lenny hooks the leg One, Two, Three. LENNY HAS PINNED MILES STYLISH FOR A SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS.
Lenny Lane and Johnny Swinger defeated Raven and Miles Stylish when Lane pinned Stylish after a moonsault in 0:08:03. Rating: *** 1/4
Lenny Lane gets his hand raised and he is in a pretty good mood. Meanwhile Harry Harris is attempting to dump Raven but KATHLYN GRABS RAVEN's LEG. Harry Harris advances on his wife but Raven grabs Kathlyn's purse and pulls out a noose. Raven jumps Harris from behind and wraps the noose around his neck and RAVEN IS HANGING HARRIS OVER THE LEDGE OF THE BALCONY. Kathlyn is watching the hanging over her husband with a sick sadistic pleasure. Harris attempts to swing his feet up but Raven lets go and HARRIS CRASHES TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW. That was a sick thud with nothing but the solid concrete to break Harris's fall. Raven stands on the balcony in the crucifix position. We will be right back after these messages.
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Miles storms into the office of Disco Inferno.
Miles: SHIT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT FLAMING HOMO BEAT ME AGAIN. Lenny Lane, he pinned me. This is the second time. Disco, I want him in the ring one on one on August 3rd at WrestleClash II.
Disco: Miles, you got it. It won't just be any match, the winner of the match will be the number one contender for the NAWA World Title after WrestleClash II.
Lenny Lane vs Miles Stylish for the Number One Contendership to the NAWA World Title after WrestleClash. That is a big match to an already stacked card.
It's main event time. "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes the challenger for the NAWA International Title, Azrael with Christopher Daniels. Daniels has the microphone.
Daniels: Tonight the blood of Norman Smiley shall be spilled once and for all as the NAWA International Title Belt comes back to the Dead Pool. Azrael you have your orders, Norman doesn't have much time left as a functional human being.
"Going Under" plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman rushes to the ring as the bell rings kicking off this NAWA International Title main event.
NAWA International Title Match: Azrael(w/Christopher Daniels) vs Norman Smiley(c)
Norman fires some chops to Azrael before whipping him into the ropes and taking him down with a dropkick. Norman fires some forearms across the chest of Azrael and throws him into the ropes. Norman knocks Azrael to the floor with a kneelift. Daniels helps Azrael to his feet and NORMAN LEAPS ON BOTH OF THEM WITH A TOPE SUICIDA. Norman grabs Azrael and throws him into the guardrail. Norman throws Azrael into the ring and Daniels grabs the foot of Norman to prevent him from following. Norman attempts to kick Daniels off but Azrael strikes Norman in the head with a kneelift. Azrael grabs Norman and pounds away on him with chops. Azrael throws Norman into the ropes and huge palm thrust to the throat sending Norman down. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael lifts up Norman and chokes him on the middle rope. One, Two, Three, Four, Azrael breaks. Azrael has the referee distracted while Daniels chokes Norman on the middle rope behind the back of the referee.
Azrael rushes at Norman and sits down on his back. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael picks up Norman once again and Azrael hooks Norman and takes him over with a snap suplex. Azrael is climbing to the top rope. Azrael is ready and poised. Azrael leaps off and SWANDIVE HEADBUTT. The head of Azrael smacks down upon the head of Norman. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael stomps away on Norman and backs up. Azrael sentons onto Norman. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael picks up Norman once again and throws him into the ropes. Azrael rolls into the corner and squashes Norman in with a koppo kick. Azrael drives Norman down with a facebuster. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael covers Norman once again. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael picks up Norman and slams him. Azrael climbs up top and FLYING SENTON WIPES OUT THE CANVAS. Azrael rolls around stunned.
The NAWA International Champion is up and he chops away on Azrael. Norman throws Azrael into the corner and elbowsmash. Norman double underhooks Azrael and takes him over with a double underhook suplex. Norman floats over for the pin attempt. One, Two, Shoulder up. Norman backs up but is tripped up by Daniels. Norman goes after Daniels but his head is snapped off of the top rope. Norman falls back into an inside cradle by Azrael. One, Two, Kickout. Norman blocks a hiptoss attempt from Azrael and backslides him down. One, Two, Shoulder up. Norman lifts up Azrael and forearms to the face. Azrael is thrown into the corner and Norman catches Azrael with a knee to the face. Azrael clutches his nose and the referee calls Norman off to check on Azrael. Christopher Daniels enters the ring with the NAWA International Title Belt and WAY-LAYS NORMAN WITH IT. Norman is down and Azrael crawls over for the cover. One, Two, Thr...Norman somehow gets the shoulder up.
Norman is a fighter but Azrael lifts up Norman and stuns him with some jabs. Azrael throws Norman into the ropes and Azrael delivers a spinning thrust kick sending Norman to the canvas. Azrael is climbing to the second rope. Azrael falls backwards with a reverse flying elbowdrop from the second rope. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Azrael picks up Norman once again and shots to the chest. Azrael puts Norman in a waistlock and sets him on the top rope. Azrael climbs up behind Norman and shots to the back of the head. Azrael hooks Norman from behind and SATANIC SUPLEX. Norman was thrown off the top rope onto his head. Azrael keeps his ankles hooked underneath the top rope. He wants to make sure. Azrael leaps off the top rope and TWISTING SPLASH. Norman's prone form has been crushed underneath Azrael. Norman covers Azrael hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Norman barely sends the shoulder up.
Azrael picks up Norman and Azrael slams Norman down. Azrael climbs to the outside. Azrael slingshots in but AZRAEL WIPES OUT THE CANVAS WITH A SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT SPLASH. Norman is up and Norman pounds away on Azrael with chops. Daniels is on the ring apron once again and Norman swings but Daniels ducks and Daniels has Norman in his clutches. Azrael rushes Norman and dropkicks him as Daniels holds him. Norman is doubled over and Azrael lifts up Norman. AZRAEL DRIVES NORMAN DOWN ONTO HIS MELON WITH AN ELEVATED DDT. Azrael covers Norman hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Norman somehow gets the shoudler up. Azrael picks up Norman and scoops him over his shoulder but Norman slides down. Norman hooks the arm and NORMAN CONQUEST. Norman is wrenching the shoulder of Azrael but Daniels is up again and Norman drops the hold again. Norman swings at Daniels but Daniels ducks and grabs Norman again. Azrael is up and he charges Norman but Norman drops down and DANIELS GETS KNOCKED OFF THE RING APRON. Norman wraps his arms around the ribs of Azrael and GERMAN SUPLEX. Norman bridges. One, Two, Three. Norman Smiley is your winner.
Norman Smiley pinned Azrael after a German suplex in 0:07:21. Rating: *** 1/2 (Norman Smiley retained the NAWA International TItle.)
BAM. Christopher Daniels just attacked Norman from behind. Daniels hooks Norman and Last Rites. Daniels stomps away at Norman and picks up the NAWA International title Belt. Daniels waits on Norman and DANIELS DROPS NORMAN WITH A SICK SHOT WITH THE BELT. The belt has been dented and Norman's face has been split open from that shot from the jagged edges. Norman is gushing blood. Daniels drops the belt on Norman and steps over his fallen minion in the ring as NAWA Glory goes off the air. See you next week.