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Out comes Anthony Orville Landers. Walking SLOWLY to the ring. I think he can be slower than a rampaging sloth. He is walking to the ring. Walking, walking, still walking. AOL is still walking the ring. God it is taking him forever. Landers is still walking despite his music started 2 and a half minutes ago. He finally enters the ring and he lifts his leg. He is taking his god damn time. He steps slowly over the bottom rope. He is slowly getting to the ring. Almost there. Give him about 5 more minutes. This ain't cable remember. He is in the ring.

"Viva Las Vegas" plays and out comes the NAWA Jobber Champion The Gambler. Gambler is a more high speed wrestler than AOL. You don't have to wait ten minutes before he makes his god damn entrance. The Gambler enters the ring and AOL attacks him.

NAWA Jobber Title The Gambler(c) vs Anthony Orville Landers

AOL SLOWLY pounds on the Gambler with punches. The Gambler might actually fall asleep from boredom but it will take two hours for AOL to cover him. Might as well grab a snack. This could take a while. AOL bodyslams the Gambler and slowly walks toward the ropes. He is SLOWLY climbing the ropes. He is still climbing. A man with two broken legs can climb faster then this idiot. He is still climbing. Still climbing. A smart ass production guy flashes climbing.....climbing....climbing on your screen. He is finally on the top rope. Anthony Orville Landers raises his arm to pose, very slowly. He dives off and misses a kneedrop. He slowly moves his hand to hold his knee in pain. The Gambler grabs the leg and spinning toe hold. Not into a figure-four leglock. Just a spinning toe hold. A poor one at that. Terry Funk must be rolling over in his...oh wait the Funkster is still alive. AOL SLOWLY taps out and the Gambler wins to retain the NAWA Jobber Title.

The Gambler made Anthony Orville Landers submit to a spinning toe hold in 0:02:19. Rating: -3/4* (The Gambler retained the NAWA jobber title.)

The lights slowly go out. When the slowly come back on, AOL is gone and back to the temple of SMRAH TTAM. Next week The Gambler faces "The Software Giant" Gil Bates

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K-Kwik, Tom Brandi, and Lodi all already in the ring. "Psycho" plays and out comes Sid Vicious. The commentators go over the card while Sid comes to the ring. Chris Candido faces Barry Horowitz tonight. Jimmy Yang defends the NAWA Cruiserweight Title against Tony Mamaluke. The Armstrongs face the Young Guns(again). Scott Hall defends the NAWA Television title against the Ultimate Warrior. This is the Warrior's final chance to win the TV title. Norman Smiley defends the NAWA International Title against Steve Corino. If Norman beats Corino tonight, he has scored victories against all three male members of the Triple Threat. Plus Harry Harris faces Jeff Jarrett in a return match from two weeks ago in our feature bout. Sid enters the ring to begin the squash er match.

Tom Brandi, Lodi, and K-Kwik(w/No Chance in Hell) vs Sid Vicious in a handicap match All three attack but Sid shoves them off. Sid grabs K-Kwik and lifts him up. Sid gorilla presses K-Kwik onto the the other two men. Sid now with a triple clothesline to all three men. That move hasn't been done before. Sid grabs Brandi by the throat and choke slam. Brandi got planted by a tree. Lodi pounds Sid with punches but that is like attacking an army with spitballs. Sid disposes of Lodi with a chokeslam and K-Kwik dropkicks Sid but Sid just stands there. Sid clotheslines K-Kwik. Sid picks up K-Kwik and Sid choke slams K-Kwik. Sid now kneels down and gives the signal for the power bomb. Sid lifts up K-Kwik and puts him between his legs. Sid power bombs K-Kwik. Sid with a cover with only one hand. One, Two, Three. Sid wins. Sid has defeated three men.

Handicap-Match Sid Vicious defeated Tom Brandi, Lodi and K-Kwik when Vicious pinned K-Kwik with the Power Bomb in 0:02:33. Rating: -*

Sid now picks up Lodi and Lodi gets power bombed as well. Not to leave out Tom Brandi, Sid picks him up. Sid lifts up Brandi and throws him across the ring with a vicious power bomb.

Backstage:

Commisioner Steamboat is backstage for the drawing for the third match in the Unholy Alliances tournament.

Steamboat:The first guy up the next team will be...(draws into tumbler) Christopher Daniels

Crowd cheers in the background. Steamboat draws into the tumbler again.

Steamboat:The second guy of the next team will be....Norman Smiley(Crowd cheers even louder then Daniels)

Steamboat reaches in.

Steamboat:There opponents will be....Sid Vicious and....

Crowd boos at Sid's name being drawn.

Steamboat:(pauses before reading, if almost in shock). The Ultimate Warrior

Norman Smiley and Christopher Daniels vs Sid Vicious and the Ultimate Warrior. Warrior and Sid on the same team in the Unholy Alliances???? Oh goody this should be interesting.

Exclusive Footage:

We see New Jack chase Harry Harris into the trunk of his car. We then join in progress to after Glory went off the air.

New Jack is sitting by the car clutching the baseball bat but the trunk opens.

New Jack:Come out and play fucker.

New Jack swings the bat Harris kicks New Jack. Harris then gets out and slams the trunk of the car onto the right hand of New Jack. New Jack holds his hand.

New Jack:YOU MOTHER FUCKER. You broke my fucking hand now I am going to FUCKING kill you.

Knowing New Jack he means that. Harris runs for his life but New Jack is in pursuit with a baseball bat. Harris runs across the street. HARRIS IS A JAYWALKER. New Jack doesn't care and he follows suit. Harris runs into a pawn shop that happens to be across from the arnea. New Jack enters the pawn shop.

New Jack:Come out and play Harris.

Harris reappears with swinging a pair of numchucks. What they are doing in a pawn shop is not important now. Harris swings them but New Jack ducks and a glass vase gets broken.

Pawn Shop Owner:What is going on here.

New Jack swings the ballbat but Harris ducks and an antique clock gets knocked off of a shelf and shattered.

Pawn Shop Owner:Hey you break it, you buy it.

Harris grabs the cash register but the sercurity alarm goes off. Harris is hit by the bat but Harris climbs over the counter. Harris now hits New Jack with a vase. New Jack is busted open.

Pawn Shop Owner:Hey, you to get out of here or I will call the police.

Harris hits the Pawn Shop Owner with the Numchucks. New Jack now throws another antique(the camera couldn't pick up what it was). It misses Harris and it shatters the window. Harris jumps out the widow. Harris runs down the street. Harris stops a kid riding by on his bike and shoves him off. Harris steals the bike and rides down the street. New Jack stops a kid on a skateboard.

New Jack:Hey kid, can I have your skateboard.

Kid:Well its brand new but...

New Jack hits the Kid with the baseball bat. New Jack now grabs the skateboard but then stops. He then removes the helmet from the kids head and puts it on.

New Jack:Safety first when chasing after foo's.

New Jack skateboards down the street in pursuit of Harry Harris. More exclusive footage later tonight.

What the hell was that??? That had to be one of the weirdest things aired on the NAWA Glory. Best wrestling fight in a pawn shop however. Well until someone does another one and its better.

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Chris Candido is in the lockeroom and Shane Douglas is bitching him out.

Douglas:You screwed up last week. Never in all my fucking career have I seen anyone who has screwed up more often then you.

Candido:But Shane...

Douglas:DON'T BUT ME. You haven't won a match in two months. I will give you 30 days to win a match. If you don't, you are out of the Triple Threat. Consider this your LAST fucking warning.

Candido:Fine, I will prove to you. Who am in wrestling tonight.

Shane Douglas:You are wrestling.....Barry Horowitz???

Candido turns pale.

Candido:NOT Barry Horowitz. Anybody but Barry Horowitz.

Douglas:Yes Barry Horowitz. You have the easiest opponent in the NAWA. If you win, you are still in the Triple Threat. Now go out there and FUCKING show him what being a Triple Threat member is all about.

Candido walks out of the dressing room.

Candido:I have never defeated the Legendary Barry Horowitz. I think I am cursed against him.

"Loser" by Beck plays as we go to ringside. Barry Horowitz is on his way to the ring. The former NAWA jobber champion. Barry Horowitz actually holds a victory over Chris Candido in a certain other fed in the Northeast. Can he do it again tonight.

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar plays and out comes Chris Candido. Candido has been on a losing streak for the past couple of months in the NAWA. Tonight he has a chance to turn it all around against Barry Horowitz.

Chris Candido vs "The Legendary" Barry Horowitz They lock up. Candido takes him to the mat with a headlock takedown. Candido sinches in the headlock. Horowitz's shoulders are down on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. Horowitz's shoulders are down on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. Horowitz rolls up Candido out of the headlock. One, Two, Kickout. If Horowitz is to get the pin again it will be a fluke cradle. Candido shoves Horowitz into the corner. Candido slaps Horowitz across the face. Total disrespect from Candido. Candido with a chop. Candido with a chop. Candido with a chop. Candido whips Horowitz into the ropes and powerslam. Candido with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido picks up Horowitz and Candido goes for a vertical suplex but Horowitz counters with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Candido clotheslines Horowitz down to the canvas. Candido scoops up Horowitz and slams him down to the canvas. Candido is now climbing the ropes. Tony Mamaluke, Chris Candido's Unholy Alliance tag team partner, is at ringside. Candido flies off with the Swandive Headbutt. Barry Horowitz twitches. Candido doesn't go for the cover. Candido instead slaps Horowitz around some and Candido with a release fisherman suplex to Horowitz. Horowitz got dumped. Mamaluke is jeering Candido. Candido goes over to Mamaluke and Candido and Mamaluke are getting in a shouting match. HOROWITZ ROLLS UP CANDIDO FROM BEHIND. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Candido pounds Horowitz and throws him to the outside. Mamaluke grabs Horowitz and Mamaluke unloads on Horowitz with some punches. There is the bell. What is the decision. Was Horowitz counted out. No Horowitz wins by disqualification thanks to Tony Mamaluke pounding him on the outside.

Barry Horowitz defeated Chris Candido by disqualification in 0:05:29. Rating: * 1/4

Mamaluke with a fisherman buster to Horowitz. Candido shoves Mamaluke. and Mamaluke shoves back. These two are to be partners in the Unholy Alliance tournament. Jimmy Yang sneaks out from the back and clocks Mamaluke from behind. The referee is shooing Candido out of the ring. The cruiserweight title match is starting early.

NAWA Cruiserweight Title: Tony Mamaluke vs Jimmy Yang(c)

Yang with a chop to Mamaluke. Yang with a chop to Mamaluke. Yang whips Mamaluke in and nearly takes his head off with a spinning leg lariat. Yang with a somersault legdrop. Yang now picks up Mamaluke and double chop to the throat. Yang whips Mamaluke into the ropes and Yang with a superkick but Mamaluke ducks it. Yang ducks a lariat and Yang with a palm thrust to Mamaluke. That nearly knocked all of the wind out of Tony Mamaluke. Yang with an enzugiri to Mamaluke. Yang now grabs Mamaluke and locks on the Cattle Mutilation. Good god almight. Mamaluke is screaming out in pain. This is a very vicious submission hold. Mamaluke gets to the ropes and Yang grabs Mamaluke. Yang with a cobra clutch suplex to Mamaluke dropping him on the back of his head. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang forces Mamaluke down and another cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang with a cover hooking both legs. One, Two, Kickout. Yang whips Mamaluke into the buckles and Yang follows thorugh with a koppo kick squashing Mamaluke in the corner. Yang now with an OVERHEAD head-and-arm suplex. Mamaluke hits cranium first into the canvas. With every bump Mamaluke takes, it is scary how he lands on his head. Yang now locks the Stretch Plum to Mamaluke. Mamaluke is barely in this thing. He may be done. Yang is cranking on the neck with that Stretch Plum trying for a submission. Mamaluke fights out but Yang with a bunch of jabs to the midsection. Yang whips Mamaluke into the ropes and Yang catches Mamaluke coming off. EMERALD FROSION. Call the morgue. Mamaluke is dead. Yang with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. How in the hell did he kick out. It must be a miracle or guts or a combo of both. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang with a double chop to the neck. That neck has been the focus of Yang throughout this match. Yang now picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the corner. Yang with a tilt-a-whirl DDT to Mamaluke. Mamaluke was spiked once again. Yang isn't going for the cover. He instead goes for a simple headscissors submission. Simple or not, with all the neck of Mamaluke has taken, it could be it. Yang is using the ropes for leverage behind the back of the referee. Mamaluke is trying to bridge out but he can't because of his neck. Mamaluke is biting the thigh of Yang. Anything to get out. This causes the hold to be broken. Mamaluke's first offensive move was a defensive one.

Yang has teeth marks on his thigh. Mamaluke pulls himself up and kick to the midsection. Mamaluke with another kick to the midsection. Mamaluke with a third kick to the midsection. This is for survival. Mamaluke with a forearm to the head of Yang. Mamaluke with another forearm to the head. Mamaluke whips Yang in and Mamaluke with a dropkick to Yang. Mamaluke is up and Mamaluke has Yang picked up. Mamaluke puts Yang in a standing headscissors but he can't lift him because of his neck. Yang hooks the leg of Mamaluke. Fisherman Suplex pickup into a Perfect Driver NO MAMALUKE COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE DDT. Both men are down again. Mamaluke is once again unable to cover. Mamaluke crawls over, clutching his neck. He has a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke picks up Yang and Mamaluke with a DDT. Mamaluke now is climbing the ropes. Chris Candido is back out and he grabs the foot of Mamaluke. Mamaluke is attempting to fight Candido off. Mamaluke with a kick but Yang with a running enzugiri to Mamaluke causing the Itlalian Stallion to crotch himself. Yang climbs up and superplex from Yang to Mamaluke. Right into the neck wrench submission. This could do it. Mamaluke is trying to hang on but he could risk injury if this hold is on for too long. Mamaluke slides the hold underneath the ropes. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang hooks him for a fisherman suplex. Yang picks up Mamaluke and drills him with the Perfect Driver. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Damn that was so close. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang lifts up Mamaluke. Yang holds up Mamaluke before spiking him with a vertical drop brainbuster. Yang now climbs to the top rope. Yang flies off with the 450 splash to Mamaluke. Mamaluke was squashed. Yang with a cover. One, Two, Three. Yang wins the match.

Jimmy Yang pinned Tony Mamaluke after a 450 splash in 0:10:03. Rating: *** 1/2 (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)

What a match. Jimmy Yang has had seveal classics since becoming cruiserweight champion. Next week he defends the cruiserweight title against NAWA newcomer the Amazing Red.

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Exclusive footage part 2:

The bike that Harry Harris stole skids to a stop.

Harris:FUCK. A flat tire.

New Jack comes up a minute later.

New Jack:You are mine, you mother fucker.

New Jack goes after Harry Harris but Harry Harris runs into a bakery. New Jack enters a minute later.

New Jack:I am not playing games Harris, come out and play.

Harris:New Jack, have a taste of my buns.

Harris throws a couple cinnamon buns at New Jack. Harris creams New Jack with a cake. Harris runs into the kitchen while New Jack is removing the cake crumbs from his eyes.

New Jack:You are going to pay now foo'. I ain't playing around.

New Jack follows Harris into the kitch. New Jack gets a face full of whipped cream. New Jack staggers around and Harris blinds New Jack with a hand full of flour. New Jack grabs a cake pan and clonks Harris with it. Harris staggers and throws a couple of muffins at New Jack. Harris rolls out of the bakery leaving the baker standing in shock. New Jack is out and Harris hits New Jack with a hubcap. Harris surprised New Jack with that one. Harris now throws New Jack headfirst into a streetlamp.

Harris:Who is the real king of hardcore now punk.

Harris grabs a (break-away) brick and shatters it over the head of New Jack. New Jack staggers and Harris with a shot with a breakaway beer bottle. Harris then clotheslines New Jack in an unlocked dumpster and slams the dumpster lid shut. The dumpster is now locked. Harris grabs a can of gasoline and pours gasoline on the dumpster. What sick and vile thing is he going to dumpster.

Harris:Burn in hell, you bastard.

Harris fumbles with a lighter but thankfully police arrive on the scene. The Police tackle Harris and handcuff him.

Policeman #1: You are under arrest for Vandalism. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney.

The other policemen cut the dumpster lock with wire cutters. They help New Jack out. New Jack has been badly lacerated. They slap a pair of cuffs on the Gangsta.

Policeman #2: You are under arrest for Vandalism. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney.

New Jack and Harry Harris are being put in seperate squad cars. They are off for a night at the big house.

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Well that was last Thursday New Jack and Harry Harris were both released under the custody of Commisioner Steamboat. They have been both issued $500,000 fines and are on probation for the next 90 days. Any other criminal violations will result in a suspension and a further review of their actions by the NAWA executive board. They also have to do 500 hours of community service a piece.

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"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes the Armstrong Brothers, Brian and Steve, with Brad who is still on crutches.

"Higher" by Creed plays and out comes the Young Guns-Sean Studd and Flashfly with Midajah. The Young Guns hold two victories over the Armstrongs. Will third time by the charm for the cursed brothers. They enter the ring and we have a fistfight.

The Armstrong Brothers(w/Brad Armstrong) vs the Young Guns(w/Midajah) Steve and Brian whip the heels together and they scatter to the outside. The crowd is getting behind the Armstrongs. Flashfly enters the ring to start out with Brian Armstrong. Brian with a jab. Brian with a jab. Brian with a jab. Brian with an elbow to the head. Sean Studd enters the ring and gets an elbow as well. Brian rams the heads of the Young Guns together. Tag to Steve. Brian holds the arm of Sean Studd out and Steve drops down on it with a double axhandle blow. Steve with an armwringer sending Sean Studd to the canvas. Steve with an armbar to Sean Studd. Steve now releases and wrings out the arm. Tag to Brian Armstrong. Brian fires a kick to the midsection to Studd. Brian whips Studd into the ropes and Brian with a clothesline. Brian with the Crazy Legs Kneedrop. Brian with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Brian bounces off the ropes but gets kicked in the back of the head by Flashfly. Sean Studd powerslams Brian. One, Two, Kickout. Studd tags in Flashfly and lauches him off the top rope with a flying bodypress. What a move. Flashfly with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly picks up Brian Armstrong and whips him into the corner. Flashfly catches Brian with a spinning headscissors as he rebounds out of the corner. Flashfly climbs to the top rope. Flashfly misses a firebird splash. Now is the time for Brian Armstrong to make the tag. Flashfly slides over and makes the tag to Sean Studd. HOT TAG TO STEVE ARMSTRONG. Armstrong jumps into the ring and catches Studd with a dropkick. Steve with a forearm smash to Flashfly. Steve with a clothesline to Studd. Steve with a superkick to Flashfly. Steve whips Studd into Flashfly. Flashfly goes to the outside but he appears to wrench his knee. The referee checks up Flashfly and Midajah is on the top rope. Midajah goes off with a missile dropkick but Steve ducks and Studd gets hit. Brad Armstrong enters the ring with a crutch and chases Midajah to the outside. The referee turns around and sees Brad with the crutch. The referee calls for the bell. DQ win for the Young Guns. The crowd chants bullshit. Yeah I can smell it too.

Sean Studd and Flashfly defeated Brian Armstrong and Steve Armstrong when Studd defeated Steve Armstrong by disqualification in 0:05:20. Rating: 1/2*

The Young Guns escape with the victory. Flashfly must have faked that knee injury to cost the Armstrongs the match. The Armstrong curse is alive and well tonight.

Special Late Breaking news:Hardcore Harry Harris vs Jeff Jarrett will not happen tonight. Harry Harris will instead team with Shane Douglas to face New Jack and Jeff Jarrett tonight. Thank you.

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Shane Douglas is in the lockeroom when Harry Harris is in the lockeroom.

Harry Harris:Yo Douglas.

Douglas:Who in the FUCK are you.

Harry Harris:Who am I? I am I. Who the fuck am I? That is a question that many want to know, but few can understand. It is just like the other day. On one end of the street there was a naked woman dancing for quarters. On the other end of the street there was a ten car pileup which more cars are added to. The blaze and the explosion from gasoline. The smell of burning flesh piqued my interest. What do I watch you ask? The naked dancing woman or the horrible wreck of destruction. I watch the wreck of course. Nothing gives me a sexual organism like seeing violence and mayhem and people struggling. More cars pile up and a bus full of school children crash. All the poor little kids screaming for their lives. Such a lovely experience, seeing the helpless little brats crash into the firely inferno. Best day of my life. Thank you good night.

Harris leaves the room.

Douglas:O-Kay. Whatever. He didn't even tell me who the fuck he was. and I am teaming with some jabroni named Harry Harris tonight. Never heard of the guy but I have to team up with him against New Jack and Jeff Jarrett.

"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes the NAWA Television champion Scott Hall with his bodyguard Sid Vicious. Hall poses as he enters the ring. This is the Ultimate Warrior's final chance to win the NAWA television title.

"Warrior" plays and the Ultimate Warrior sprints out and GETS WIPED OUT BY SID ON THE RAMP. Sid choke slams the Warrior on the floor and rolls him back into the ring. The bell rings.

NAWA television title match Scott Hall(c) vs The Ultimate Warrior

Hall with a cover. One, Two, KICKOUT. The Warrior hulks up. Sid is in shock. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior with a shoulderblock. That sounded like a gunshot and Hall goes to the outside. Warrior is going to go after Hall but Sid stands in front of Hall. Hall sneaks back into the ring but Warrior was ready. Warrior whips Hall in and Warrior with a clothesline to Hall. Hall crashes into the canvs. Warrior picks up Hall and hooks him. Warrior with a vertical suplex. Moveset from Warrior. Warrior with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Warrior picks up Hall and throws him into the corner. Warrior catches Hall with a powerslam as he rebounds. Warrior goes for the splash but Sid pulls Hall out of the ring. Warrior misses the splash. He is hurt now. Sid rolls Hall back in and Hall stomps the Warrior. Hall whips the Warrior in and Hall runs over the Warrior with a clothesline. Hall with a cover with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Kickout. Hall picks up the Warrior and throws him chestfirst into the buckle. Hall with a backdrop suplex to the Warrior. Hall rolls over the Warrior and applies a chinlock. Hall is wearing the Warrior down. Hall has this hold on and the Warrior is getting forced down to the mat. Warrior's shoulders are on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. Warrior's shoulders are on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. Hall has this hold on. Hall could put the Warrior out. Hall knows how to apply the preasure right for this chinlock. Hall uses the ropes for leverage behind the referee's back. Warrior's shoulders are down again. One, Two, Shoulder up. The referee is checking the arm of the Warrior. The arm lifts and it falls. The referee is checking the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. If the arm drops a third time it is the end of this match. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and IT STAYS UP. Warrior's leg is twitching. He is somehow trying to fight out of this hold. Warrior and Hall are to a vertical base. Warrior fires an elbow into the gut of Hall. Warrior fires another elbow into the gut of Hall. Warrior throws Hall off into the ropes. Hall goes for a clothesline on the rebound but Warrior ducks it. Both men go down to a double clothesline.

The referee is putting the ten count on both when. Hall is up however and Hall with a thrust to the throat. Hall pounds the Warrior. Hall chokes Warrior on the bottom rope. The referee admoshes Hall and Sid chokes The Warrior on the bottom rope behind the referee's back. Hall now grabs the Warrior and Hall with an abdominal stretch to the Warrior. Hall has the hold cranked on and Hall uses the ropes for leverage behind the back of the referee. The Warrior is fading. The referee checks the arm of the Warrior. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm a third time. The arm lifts and IT STAYS UP. Warrior is up and Warrior with a short clothesline to Hall. Both men are down. Warrior is up and Warrior catches Hall with a punch. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior with a punch to Hall. Warrior whips Hall into the ropes and Warrior with a clothesline. Warrior waits on Hall and Warrior with antoher clothesline. Warrior bounces off the ropes again and Warrior with a third clothesline. Warrior now bounces off the ropes and Warrior hits a leaping shoulderblock. Sid is on the apron and Warrior with a kick to the groin of Sid. Warrior pounds Sid with punches. Hall runs at Sid but Warrior ducks and Sid and Hall's heads ram together. Warrior hits the Gorilla Press Slam on Hall. Warrior now bounces off the ropes and hits the splash to Hall. Warrior rolls Hall over and goes for the cover. Sid enters the ring and casually punches the referee. Warrior had the title won but Sid got his meal ticket disqualified.

The Ultimate Warrior defeated Scott Hall by disqualification in 0:09:55. Rating: -** 1/4 (Scott Hall retained the NAWA television title.)

Warrior attacks Sid but Warrior with a clothesline to Sid. Sid no-sells it. Warrior with a kick to the groin on Sid. Hall however hits the Warrior from behind with the NAWA television title belt. Sid now grabs the Warrior and choke slam.

The crowd is cheering about something. Here comes Sting. Sting runs out and punches Hall. Sting goes after Sid with a series of kicks to the midsection. Sting with a Stinger Splash to Sid but Hall knocks Sting down with a clothesline. Hall stomps Sting and Sid is back up. It seems like nothing can harm this man. Hall orders Sid to power bomb Sting. Sid puts Sting in a standing headscissors and HUGE Power Bomb. Sting got planted. Hall with a cover to Sting and he counts the pin. If this happens at Unholy Alliances, Hall will be the NAWA World Champion.

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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Steve Corino with Franicine. Steve Corino looks to be 100 percent after that brutal streetfight at WrestleClash with Jeff Jarrett. Corino has a chance to win the NAWA International Title tonight.

"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley, the NAWA International Champion. Norman enters the ring and hands the NAWA International Title belt to the referee. The bell rings starting the match.

NAWA International Title Match: Steve Corino(w/Francine) vs Norman Smiley(c)

Corino and Norman lock up. Norman with a side headlock to Corino. Norman takes Corino down and maintains the headlock. Norman is cranking on the headlock. Corino reverses into a headscissors. Norman kicks out and Corino goes for a hiptoss but Norman blocks it. Norman with a go-behind and Norman goes for the chickenwing early but Corino gets to the ropes. Norman with a clean break. Norman whips Corino into the roeps and Norman with a drop toehold. Norman into a front facelock. Great wrestling by Norman Smiley and that is the name of the game. Corino reverses in a hammerlock and Corino forces Norman to the canvas. Corino is working the hammerlock but Norman gets to the ropes. Corino does not do a clean break and Corino only breaks on 4 1/2. Corino grabs Norman and shoves him into the corner. Corino with a chop to Norman. Corino with a chop to Norman. Corino with a chop to Norman. Corino with a chop to Norman. Corino whips Norman into the ropes and Corino goes for a clothesline but Norman catches it. Norman with a single arm DDT. Norman goes right into the cross-armbreaker. Norman Smiley is a great submission wrestler, plus he is softening up the arm for the Norman Conquest, his version of the cross-face chickenwing. Corino bridges up and crabwalks to the ropes. Corino gets in the ropes. Norman releases the hold cleanly when asked. Norman rushes at Corino but gets backdropped to the outside. Corino distracts the referee while Francine hits the Koochie-Ka-Rana to Norman. Francine throws Norman back into the ring and Corino with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Corino picks up Norman and Corino with a chop. Corino with another chop. Corino with a third chop. Corino whips Norman into the ropes and Corino with a powerslam. Corino with a 3/4 nelson cover. One, Two, Kickout. Corino now picks up Norman and Corino with a vertical suplex. Corino now climbs to the second rope and drops the elbow to Norman. Corino now grabs Norman and throws him into the buckles. Corino hits the Old School Driver(Reverse X-Factor). Corino hooks both legs. One, Two, Kickout.

Corino now picks up Norman and whips him into the ropes. Corino with a superkick to Norman. Corino with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. That did not seal the fate of Norman. Francine slides a chair in the ring and distracts the referee. Corino with a DDT on the chair to Norman. Corino slides the chair out of the ring and Corino with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Corino is beside himself. Corino now with a gutshot and a DDT attempt. Norman counters with a Northern Lights Suplex. One, Two, Norman couldn't hold the bridge. Corino kicks Norman in the face as he gets up. Corino picks up Norman and Corino puts him in a standing headscissors. Corino with a power bomb to Norman. Corino with a cover to Norman. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Corino now puts Norman on the top rope and climbs up with him. Corino goes to hook Norman for a superplex but Norman blocks. Norman with a punch. Norman with a punch. Norman with a punch. Norman shoves Corino off the top. Norman then hits a high knee off the top rope to Corino knokcing him down. Both men are down. Norman rolls over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Norman picks up Corino and whips him in the ropes. Norman with the spinning bodyslam. Norman now signals for the Norman Conquest. Norman grabs Corino and Norman locks on the Norman Conquest. Norman can't get the bodyscissors on. Corino is in the ropes and Norman breaks the hold. Corino has a pair of brass knuckles. Corino swings the knuckles but Norman ducks. German Suplex from Norman Smiley. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Norman now is up but Francine is on the ring apron. Norman goes after Francine and NORMAN GETS CLOCKED BY FRANCINE'S SHOE. Norman walks into the Old School Explusion from Corion. Could it be. Corino with the cover. One, Two, Three. We have a NEW NAWA International Champion thanks to that bitch Francine.

Steve Corino pinned Norman Smiley with the Old School Expulsion in 0:12:17. Rating: ** 3/4 (Steve Corino won the NAWA International Title.)

Corino celebartes the win. Norman was screwed tonight.

Coming up next:The Main Event

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"Fuck Off" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Harry Harris with Kenny the Kendo Stick. Harris holds the Kendo Stick above his head. Kenny is wrapped in barbed wire.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas. Douglas enters the ring. He will fight Randy Savage in a streetfight at Unholy Alliances. Douglas enters the ring.

"So Why Don't You Choke on That, Slapnuts"

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett comes to the ring. Jarrett is attacked by Harry Harris as he enters the ring. RANDY SAVAGE RUNS FROM THE BACK AND GOES AFTER SHANE DOUGLAS. This match is breaking down before it even starts.

Shane Douglas and Harry Harris vs New Jack and Jeff Jarrett Savage and Douglas are trading punches while Harry Harris beats on Jeff Jarrett. Harris is choking Jarrett in the corner. Savage throws Douglas to the outside and Douglas hops over the guardrail. Harris grabs Jeff Jarrett and whips him into the ropes. Harris with a clothesline. Harris with a stomp to the groin of Jarrett. Harris picks up Jarrett and Harris bodyslams Jarrett. Harris climbs to the second rope and misses a legdrop.

"Natural Born Killerz" by Dr Dre/Icecube plays and out comes New Jack with a trash can of Plundah. New Jack throws the plundah in the ring. New Jack raises a cookie sheet and SMACKS Jarrett with it. New Jack wants Harris all to himself. New Jack with a cookie sheet shot to Harris. Jarrett is up and he shoves New Jack. These guys are partners. Is this even a match. Douglas and Savage have dissapeared. Jarrett clotheslines New Jack. Jarrett grabs a stop sign and creams New Jack with it. Harry Harris now smacks Jarrett with a frying pan. Harris with a series of punches on Jeff Jarrett. Harris with a trash can lid shot to the face of Jarrett. New Jack with a shot the midsection of Harris. New Jack throws Harris headfirst into the trash can. Harris with a low blow to New Jack. Harris throws New Jack to the otuside. Harris rolls to the outside and goes underneath the ring. Harris has a table. Harris slides it into the ring. Harris now picks up Jeff Jarrett. Harris props the table into the corner. Harris spears Jarrett through the table. Jarrett is hurt. New Jack enters the ring and New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack now grabs a chain from his trash can and he is attempting to strangle Harris with it. Harris counters by bonking New Jack with the stop sign. This breaks the choke.

Harris rolls to the outside. Harris goes underneath the ring and Harris has a shallow box full of nails. Harris has some bad intentions on his mind. The referee finally comes out and takes the nails away. Harris hits the referee. New Jack SHATTERS the guitar over the head of Harris. Harris is down and New Jack rolls to the outside. New Jack pulls another table out from underneath the ring. New Jack slides it into the ring. New Jack now grabs a chair from underneath the ring and throws that in the ring. Jeff Jarrett attacks New Jack as he enters the ring. Jarrett with a series of punches to New Jack. New Jack however with a low blow and New Jack throws Jarrett to the outside. New Jack is setting up the table for Harry Harris to go through. New Jack slams the head of Harris off of the table. New Jack now sets up the prone body of Harris on the table. New Jack lays the chair on the body of Harris. New Jack goes to the outside and grabs another chair. New Jack climbs to the top with it. New Jack is poised. New Jack jumps off but HARRIS MOVES. New Jack puts himself through the table. New Jack is hurt and Harris is up. Harris nearly takes the head of New Jack off with a chairshot. Jarrett attempts to reenter the ring but he gets chaired as well. Harris now grabs Kenny and pulls some of the barbed wire off. Harris wraps his elbow in barbed wire and climbs to the top rope. HARRIS DIVES OFF WITH A FLYING ELBOW WRAPPED IN BARBEd WIRE TO THE THROAT OF NEW JACK. New Jack clutches his throat in pain. The bell rings. Harris leaves the ring and we fade to black.

Shane Douglas and Harry Harris defeated New Jack and Jeff Jarrett when Harris defeated New Jack after a flying elbowdrop in 0:11:06. Rating: *