NAWA Glory 8-22-03

Out comes the Software Giant, Gil Bates. Gil Bates comes to the ring. This match is for the NAWA Jobber Title. The Software Giant is 6'7 and over 300

"Viva Las Vegas" plays and out comes the NAWA Jobber Champion The Gambler. The Gambler has a doo-rag that says Gambler-Mania and a black and gold t-shirt that says "Gambler Still Rules". Oh lovely, he thinks he is Hulk Hogan. Except we can used Red and Yellow for copyright reasons so we use black and gold. Not that McMahon would actually watch the jobber division anyway. The Gambler enters the ring.

NAWA Jobber Title Match Gil Bates vs The Gambler(c)

The Gambler with a punch. Gil Bates doesn't flinch. Gambler with another punch and Gil Bate just stands there. Gil Bates grabs The Gambler and whips him into the ropes. Spinebuster by Gil Bats. He is one move away from being eligible for main eventing in that fed up north. Gil Bates throws Gambler into the ropes and Gil Bates with a clothesline. Gil Bates picks up the Gambler and Gil Bates with a forearm to the face. Gil Bates lifts up the Gambler and bodyslam. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Gil Bates is complaining about a slow count but the count was fine. Gil Bates picks up the Gambler again and drops him facefirst on the top rope. Gil Bates lifts up the Gambler and GORILLA PRESS DROP OF DOOM~! Come on, Bates. Do some offense that is past 1985 already. Gil Bates drops an elbow. Bates with a cover. One, Two, Thr...KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY. The Gambler is hulking er I mean Gamblering up. Whatever that is supposed to mean. The Gambler with a series of punches and he whips Bates in. Boot to the face but Gil Bates just stands there. Gambler raises the roof. He is going to bodyslam him. Gambler has Gil Bates but he can't slam him. The Gambler strains his back. Gambler comes back with a couple of back rakes. Gambler now whips Bates into the ropes and BOOT TO THE FACE. Gambler now pats his elbow. Running Elbowsmash of DEATH~!. Axe Bomber to all your puroresu fans. Gil Bates falls like a tree and Gambler hits the Big Legdrop. Gambler with a cover. One, Two, Three. The Gambler wins thanks to all the Gamblermaniacs out there.

The Gambler pinned Gil Bates after a Big Leg Drop in 0:02:36. Rating: * (The Gambler retained the NAWA jobber title.)

Gambler poses.

Jobber Overlord:YOU FUCKING TWAT. You got past Eleven. You will not supposed to get this far. Next week you will not retain the jobber title. You will face the evilest jobber ever. The jobber that every jobber fears. THE SMARK!!!

The Gambler goes pail and cowers behind the referee.

Gambler:Did you say the Shark. What does John Tenta have to do with this.

Jobber Overlord:NO YOU TWAT. I said SMARK. Not Shark. SMARK.

Gambler:Oh god, thats even worse. MOMMY!!!

Gambler clutches his jobber title belt tight.

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Tonight:Randy Savage will give an exclusive interview. Harry Harris has an open challenge tonight. Sting defends the NAWA World Title facing Chris Cnadido. Tony Mamaluke faces Francine with Candido the referee. Sid and Scott Hall face CW Anderson and The Ultimate Warrior. Jerry Lynn will be in action. Christopher Daniels will be in action. Shane Douglas is here tonight. Steve Corino defends the NAWA International Title against Norman Smiley.

"Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Steve Armstrong. All non-partipents are barred from ringside for this match. Steve slaps hands with the fans. Will Steve break the Armstrong curse tonight.

"Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Flashfly. Flashfly runs out and the match begins.

Steve Armstrong vs Flashfly Flashfly goes for a spin kick but Steve ducks. Steve takes him out with a short arm clothesline. Steve whips Flashfly in and backdrop attempt but Flashfly lands on his feet. Flashfly with a deep armdrag takedown. Flashfly with another armdrag. Steve now with an armdrag. Steve with a second armdrag and Steve with a third armdrag. Steve Armstrong with a baseball slide dropkick to Flashfly. Steve now throws Flashfly back into the ring. Steve with a springboard crossbody but Flashfly rolls through. Both men are in the ropes. Flashfly with a slap to Steve. Flashfly whips Steve into the ropes and Flashfly charges in. Steve gets both feet up in the face. Steve hops to the second rope and leapfrog over Flashfly. Steve now with a superkick. Steve with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. He could not hold Flashfly down. Steve picks up Flashfly and lifts him for a slam. Flashfly however counters with a standing Diamond Dust. That was pretty good move from Flashfly. Flashfly with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly picks up Steve Armstrong and Flashfly with a swinging neckbreaker. Flashfly now hits a springboard moonsault. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly is taking it to the outside again. Flashfly with a slingshot legdrop from the outside to the inside. Flashfly with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly picks up Steve and whips him in. Flashfly with a frankensteiner. One, Two, Kickout. Flashfly hops to the second rope but Steve gets the knees up on a second rope moonsault. Steve is up and Steve whips Flashfly into the ropes. Steve catches Flashfly and hits a fallaway slam into a power bomb. Steve with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Steve now is going up top. He could be waisting time. Steve waits up Flashfly. Steve flies off and Steve hits the Missile Dropkick. This should do it. Steve with a cover. One, Two, Thr...foot on the ropes. Steve bangs his hands on the mat in frustration. Steve picks up Flashfly and puts him on the top rope. Steve climbs up. Steve goes for a superplex but Flashfly fights him off. Steve is pitched off the top. Steve gets up and Flashfly with a top rope enzugiri(big pop for that one, despite Flashfly being a heel). Flashfly with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Flashfly now picks up Steve Armstrong and Flashfly with a reverse DDT. Flashfly now goes up top. Flashfly with a Firebird Splash. Flashfly with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two ,Three. Flashfly wins.

Flashfly pinned Steve Armstrong after a Firebird Splash in 0:07:24. Rating: * 1/2

Flashfly stomps Steve Armstrong. Enough is a Enough. Flashfly picks up Steve Armstrong and FIRE THUNDER POWER BOMB. Brian Armstrong runs from the back but is intercepted by Sean Studd. Brad Armstrong hobbles from the back on crutches. Brad raises the crutch but Midajah is out and she attempts to pull it away. Brad pulls it away and CRACKS HIS BROTHER BRIAN BY MISTAKE. The Young Guns make an escape. Brian angerily shoves Brad away. It was an accident. Steve tries to make peace. Brian is yelling at Brad and Brad is trying to apologize. Steve is stuck in the middle. Brian DECKS Steve. Brian now shoves Brad. Brian says something to the extent of:You better be glad you are injured otherwise I'd kick your ass.

Backstage.

Ricky Steamboat:Earlier tonight the final match in the Unholy Alliance tournament was drawn. The match will be Balls Mahoney and Roadkill vs CW Anderson and Alex Wright. Thank you for your time.

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K-Kwik is already in the ring. "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC and Christopher Daniels rises through the stage in an elevator lift surrounded by eerie smoke wearing a hooded black robe. Daniels brings down the hood. Daniels enters the ring and the match begins.

K-Kwik vs Christopher Daniels K-Kwik and Daniels lock up. Daniels with a go-behind and Daniels with a leg trip. Daniels vaults over into the side headlock. Daniels is cranking on the head of K-Kwik. K-Kwik bridges up and K-Kwik grabs Daniels. K-Kwik whips him into the ropes. K-Kwik leapfrogs Daniels. K-Kwik leapfrogs Daniels again. K-Kwik offers his hand and DANIELS SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH. K-Kwik responds with a forearm to the face. K-Kwik whips Daniels into the ropes and Spinning Leg Lariat. K-Kwik with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. K-Kwik now picks Daniels up. K-Kwik with a kick to the midsection. K-Kwik with a BIG chop. K-Kwik whips Daniels into the ropes. K-Kwik with a spin kick knocking Daniels down. K-Kwik with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. K-Kwik now grabs Daniels and pulls him into a knee to the midsection. K-Kwik lifts Daniels for the Hat Rack Crack but Daniels fights out. K-Kwik opts for a standing sidekick instead. K-Kwik with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. K-Kwik picks up Daniels and whips him into the corner but Daniels reverses. K-KWIK CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER. Daniels now rubs the soles of his feet on the back of K-Kwik. Christopher Daniels has an attitude problem as of late. But he has been on a role, so maybe it is working. Daniels picks up K-Kwik and Daniels with a casual thumb to the eye. Daniels didn't do it because he needed to, he did it because he could. Daniels with a kick to the midsection and Daniels with a gutwrench suplex. Daniels now with a thumb to the throat . Daniels is trying to choke out K-Kwik. This is considered a choke. One, Two, Three, Four, Five. Daniels is refusing to break. He finally does. But why didn't the referee call for the bell. Daniels now jams the thumb in the throat again. One, Two, Three, Four, Five. Daniels breaks right at five to avoid disqualification. Daniels picks up K-Kwik and LAST RITES. Daniels with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Christopher Daniels wins.

Christopher Daniels pinned K-Kwik with the Last Rites in 0:04:03. Rating: ** 1/2

Daniels goes right back to the thumb to the throat. He better be careful or the referee might reverse the decision. Daniels refuses to break the hold so the referee calls for the bell again.

K-Kwik defeated Christopher Daniels via disqualification in 0:04:03 Rating: ** 1/2

Daniels still has the hold locked on. K-Kwik has already passed out. Daniels could give K-Kwik brain damage if he doesn't let up on this thumb to the throat. It is pressing an artery. The referee finally pulls Daniels off.

Backstage:

Chris Cruise is with Jeff Jarrett.

Chris Cruise:Jeff Jarrett in 10 days you will be in the Unholy Alliances tournament. If you and your partner, Brian Armstrong, get to the end, you get an NAWA World Title shot against the champion at some point in the future. Your thoughts.

Jeff Jarrett:First of all slapass, I will be the winner by the end of the evening. I will face the champion whenever the title shot is awarded. I will...

The microphone is turned off. Jeff Jarrett looks preplexed. Suddenly a black screen comes up. Just a voiceover is heard.

Voiceover:Unholy Alliances. Ten Days. The debut will be Above Average.

Jarrett:Listen, I am sick and tired of hearing about this Above Average debut. Well he will have to get by me first to prove that fact. So why don't you choke on that, slapnuts.

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"Fuck Off" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Hardcore Harry Harris with a trash can full of weapons.

Harry Harris:Okay ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all you old people out there. I have an open challenge to see if anyone is Xtreme enough to beat me. So it doesn't have to be a wrestler. He could be a member of the ring crew. It could be Bill, the popcorn vendor. Anyone.

"Loser" by Beck plays and out comes Barry Horowitz. Barry is going to answer the call.

Barry Horowitz vs Harry Harris Harry Harris picks up a cookie sheet and drops him. Barry goes to pick it up and HARRY CLONKS BARRY ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN. Harry Harris now grabs picks up Barry and holds him up for ten seconds. Vertical suplex on the cookie sheet. Harris floats over for the cover:One, Two, Three. Harry Harris has destroyed Barry Horowitz.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Harry Harris pinned Barry Horowitz after a vertical suplex in 0:00:54. Rating: DUD

Harry Harris is on the microphone.

Harry Harris:Is that the best the NAWA Lockeroom can produce. I AM FUCKING UNIMPRESSED. I want a challenge.

Out comes Tom Brandi from the back. Brandi goes underneath the bottom rope and Harris hits him with a slippery when wet sign.

Tom Brandi vs Harry HArris Harris smacks Brandi with a hubcap. Harris now sets a dinner plate on the crotch of Brandi and shatters it with a hockey stick. Brandi recoils in pain. Harry Harris is trying to prove something to New Jack, that he can do anything the Xtreme Gangsta can do. Harris goes to the outside and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. Harris sets up the table in the corner. Harris now grabs a piece of plywood and smashes it over the skull of Brandi. Harris now puts Brandi on the top rope and climbs up with him. Harris superplexes Brandi through the table. Harris now climbs to the top rope and hits a flying sitdown splash to the throat of Brandi. Harris with a cover. One, Two, Three. Harry Harris with another victim.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Harry Harris pinned Tom Brandi after a flying sitdown splash in 0:01:42. Rating: **

Harry Harris:Come on. I could have took a shit in the time it took to beat that guy. I WANT A FUCKING CHALLENGE. I want someone who can take on.

Out comes someone in a mask from the back. Who the fuck is this. He has Dr. Xtreme on the back of his shirt. That must be his ring name. Dr. Xtreme. Probally some bush league independent worker.

Harris:Dr. Xtreme eh. Well Doc lets see how Xtreme you are.

Harry Harris vs Dr. Xtreme Dr. Xtreme smashes a stop sign over the head of Harris. Dr. Xtreme with a cover. One, Two, Three. UPSET.

Dr. Xtreme pinned Harry Harris after hitting him with a stop sign in 0:00:12. Rating: DUD

Harry Harris is up holding his head. He looks surprised.

Harris:Did you forget our deal. You were supposed to hit me with a series of weak stop sign shots to make me look good. YOU FUCKER.

Dr Xtreme:Well foo', maybe you should look at the big screen.

We go to the back and see a guy in a t-shirt and underwear tied up in the back. This must be the guy Harry Harris hired to make him look good. But who is under the mask.

Dr Xtreme:Thats right, I beat the shit out of your guy and stole his clothes.

Dr Xtreme pulls off the mask. ITS NEW JACK. Harry Harris falls to the outside and backs off. Harry Harris swears revenge on New Jack for that stunt he pulled.

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Backstage:

Harry Harris is carrying a cinderblock. He knocks on the dressing room door of New Jack.

Voice from Inside:Who the fuck is it.

Harris:It is Hardcore Harry Harris, coming to shatter a cinderblock over your skull.

Voice from Inside:Just a second.

The door opens and HARRIS GETS A FACE FULL OF FIRE EXTIGUISHER. New Jack steps foward.

New Jack:Well foo'. It looks like for tonight its New Jack 2, Harry Harris 0.

New Jack steps back inside. Harry Harris picks up the cinderblock and angrily throws at the door of New Jack.

The evil flute music plays and out comes the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Jimmy Yang. He has been a fighting cruiserweight champion but he faces his toughest challenge to date when he faces the highflying dynamo known as The Amazing Red who will be making his NAWA debut tonight.

"Red Alert" plays and out comes the Amazing Red. The Amazing Red runs to the ring. Can Red capture the NAWA Cruiserweight Title tonight.

NAWA Cruiserweight Title The Amazing Red vs Jimmy Yang(c)

The bell rings. They lock up and Yang with a side headlock. Red tries to shove him off but Yang hangs on. Red lifts Yang off the mat but Yang with a headlock takedown. Red goes into the headscissors but Yang kicks out. Yang is back to his feet. Yang goes for a palm thrust but Red side steps it. Red with a spin kick to Yang. Red with a backflip splash. Red with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Red picks up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Red does a handspring into a monkey flip. Yang slides to the outside. Red now with a handspring and SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP. Holy shit. Good god jesus on a stick. We see a replay of that breath taking move. Both men are down at ringside through and we could have a double countout. Red pulls himself up with help from the bottom rope and rolls back in breaking the count. Red rolls back up and throws Jimmy Yang back into the ring. Red is on the ring apron. Slingshot Somersault Legdrop. Red with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Yang is still out of it. Red goes right into an armbar to Yang. Trying to wear down Yang for the next high risk move. Red has the arm stretched out and Yang rolls out. Yang with an armwringer takedown. Yang now with a dropkick to the face. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Shoulder up. Yang with a full nelson clutch to Red. Trying to force a submission. When Yang got this match into a fast tempo, Red was in his element. So Yang is slowing the tempo down. Red tries to fight him out but Yang keeps the pain on. Yang now picks up Red and throws him into the corner. Yang rushes in but Yang gets both feet to the face. Red hops over the shoulder but Yang catches him. RED WITH A STANDING SUNSET FLIP POWER BOMB. Holy shit. Another replay is shown. Red floats over for a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Red now picks up Yang and Red with a european uppercut. Red picks up Yang and hooks him. Yang with a fisherman suplex. Red bridges for a cover. One, Two, Shoulder up. Red picks up Yang and whips him into the corner. Yang side steps a spin kick and YANG NEARLY TAKES OFF THE HEAD OF RED WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Yang rolls over Red and puts him in a camel clutch. Yang pulls back trying for a submission. Red is fighting with all he has to the ropes but he doesn't have much left after that roundhouse kick. Red finally gets to the ropes and Yang releases. Yang with a series of stomps to Red. Yang pulls Red up and Yang pulls Red into a knee to the midsection. Gutwrench suplex from Yang. Yang floats over for a cover. One, Two, Kickout.

Yang is up. Yang rakes Red in the face. Yang picks up Red and whips him into the corner. Yang doesn't charge in, remembering what happened last time. Red staggers out into a palm thrust from Yang. Yang now bounces off the ropes and Yang with a spinning heel kick. Yang with a cover, driving the forearm in the bridge of the nose. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Red and Yang shoves him into the corner. Yang with a fury of chops and palm thrusts. Red is out of his feet. Yang hooks Red and picks him up. Attemping a Perfect Driver but Red is fighting. Yang opts for a DDT instead. Yang now climbs to the top rope. High risk move on the way for Yang, will it pay off. Yang jumps off and connects with a frog splash. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang can't believe it. Yang goes straight to a surfboard type submission. Yang is trying several different tactics to retain the title, none sucessful as of yet. Red tries to fight off and Yang hits him with a reverse DDT. Yang doesn't go for the cover. Instead he rubs the soles of his boot in the face of Red. This is just plain cockiness from the champion. Yang picks up Red and Yang slaps Red right across the face. Yang hooks Red and holds him up for ten seconds. Brainbuster from Yang. Yang still doesn't go for the cover. Yang goes up top instead. Yang flies off and hits a flying legdrop. Red twitches. Yang finally with a cover. One, Two, Red is pulled up. Come on, Yang. Just finish him off already. Yang now puts Red in a standing headscissors. Yang yells something to the crowd. Yang lifts up Red and Yang with a sitout power bomb. Another cover. One, Two, Yang pulls Red up again. I think Yang is making a statement, loud and clear. But he is giving Red time to recover. Yang now sets up Red and lifts him up again. Power Bomb no Red counters with a rana. Both men are down.

The referee is putting the ten count on both men. Yang made a crucial mistake going for another power bomb that could cost him the title. Red pulls himself up and Yang is up as well. Yang goes for a kick but Red catches it. Red spins Yang around and ducks an attempted spin kick. Red legsweeps Yang and Red hits the Red Star Press. Red is unable to cover because he is tired. This match is over the 10 minute mark already. Red is using every last bit of energy to drag himself over for the cover. Red drapes an arm over Yang. One, Two, Kickout. Red bangs on the canvas in frustration. Red now climbs to the top rope. Red is taking one final risk in an attempt to capture the title. Yang is up and Red flies off the top with a sunset flip. Red struggles to take Yang over but Yang hooks both legs. One, Two, Yang can't hold on and Red takes him over. One, Two, Kickout. Yang with a double leg takedown into a backward bridge. One, Two, Red briges up into a backslide. One, Two, Kickout. Yang charges at Red but Red backdrops him to the outside. Red now climbs to the top rope. Red jumps off with a flying crossbody but Yang side steps it. Red hits the guardrail. Red went for broke and I think he is busted. Yang throws a battered Red into the ring. Yang is now climbing the ropes. He may be going for Yang Time. Yang flies off and he misses. Yang totally wiped himself out. Red now with an oklahoma side roll. One, Two, Kickout. Yang with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Red with a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Yang with a Kiwi Roll. One, Two, Kickout. Red with a roll up to Yang. One, Two, Kickout. Yang goes for a clothesline but Red ducks it. Rolling Cradle. One, Two, The bell rings. What in the hell. The 15 minute time limit has expired. The crowd chants for 5 more minutes but Yang takes the cruiserweight title belt and gets the hell out of dodge.

The Amazing Red and Jimmy Yang battled to a draw in 0:15:00. Rating: ** 1/4 (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)

Backstage:

Harry Harris is backstage dressed like an old man. He knocks on the door of New Jack.

Voice from Inside:Who the fuck is it now.

Harry Harris:Its your father, Old Jack. Back in my day, we only said fuck in Madison Square Garden.

New Jack opens the door. Harry Harris swings at New Jack with his cane but New Jack ducks. New Jack now slams the door on the arm of Harry Harris. Harry Harris holds his arm in pain and raps on the door with the cane.

Harry Harris:Open up you young whippersnapper.

New Jack:You don't fool me Harris. I will fight you, when I am ready.

Harris kicks at the door but hops around holding his foot in pain.

Harry Harris:This isn't over New Jack. I shall return.

Harry Harris limps off.

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Chris Candido is already in the ring in a referee uniform. "Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Francine. The crowd is booing. Francine enters the ring.

"The Theme From the Godfather" plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke in a three piece suit with his hair slicked back smoking a cigar. Mamaluke blows smoke in the face of Candido and then does the same to Francine. Mamaluke now throws down the cigar and stomps on it. Francine low blows Mamaluke from behind.

Match with Special Referee Chris Candido: Francine vs Tony Mamaluke

Francine picks up Mamaluke and DDTs him. Francine with a cover hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Francine shoves Mamaluke into the corner. Francine with a series of punches to Mamaluke but Candido forces a break. Candido is calling this match right down the middle to his credit, despite Triple Threat member Francine being in it. Mamaluke runs out of the corner taking Francine out with a clothesline. Mamaluke now lifts up Francine and Mamaluke whips him into the ropes. Mamaluke with a dropkick taking Francine down. Mamaluke discards the suit jacket. He means business. Mamaluke charges at Francine but Francine hotshots Mamaluke on the top rope. Francine with a kick to the groin. Francine with another kick to the groin. Francine with a third kick to the groin. Francine with one of the most crappiest swinging neckbreakers ever. She barley made contact but Mamaluke sells it anyway. Francine hops to the second rope and flying headbutt to the midsection. Mamaluke sells it like it was a shot to the groin. Francine with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Francine is complaining about a slow count but the count was fair. Francine picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the ropes. Francine charges in but Mamaluke side steps. Francine hits chest first into the corner. Mamaluke now smacks Francine on the ass. Mamaluke now picks up Francine and puts her in the tree of woe. Mamaluke now with a baseball slide dropkick to Francine has she hangs in the corner. Francine almost falls out of her top while in the tree of woe. Francine falls out of the corner. Mamaluke picks up Francine and goes for the Professional Hit but Candido trips and falls foward causing Francine to fall on top. Did Candido do that on propose. Francine has Mamaluke covered and Candido counts:One, Two, Kickout. Francine climbs to the top rope. She is waiting on Mamaluke. Francine flies off and hits the Koochie Ka Rana. Nearly dropping Mamaluke on the back of his head. Mamaluke also kicked Candido in the back of the head. Francine rolls to the outside and shoves the timekeeper out of his chair. Francine enters the ring as Mamaluke pulls himself up. Francine swings the chair but Mamaluke ducks. CANDIDO GETS HIT. It was a weak chairshot but Candido sells it like he got hit by a truck. Mamaluke kicks Francine in the midsection causing her to drop the chair. Mamaluke bounces off the ropes and Rocker Dropper on the chair. Mamaluke drags Candido over and causes his limp arm to count the pin:One, Two, Three. Tony Mamaluke wins. Mamaluke wins.

Match with Special Referee Chris Candido Tony Mamaluke pinned Francine after the Rocker Dropper in 0:07:53. Rating: * 1/2

Mamaluke raises his own hands in victory. Francine is up. Francine looks pissed. Francine rolls to the outside and grabs a pipe that happened to be laying underneath the ring. Francine rolls into the ring and swings the pipe at Mamaluke but Mamaluke ducks it. Mamaluke then drop toeholds Francine causing the pipe to drive into the crotch of Candido. Candido rolls around in pain. Candido still has a World Title Match with Sting to go. Mamaluke picks up the pipe and chases Francine out of the ring. This isn't over between Mamaluke and Francine I have a feeling.

Backstage:

Harry Harris enters Commisioner Steamboat's office.

Steamboat:Haven't you ever heard of knocking.

Harris:No. Thanks for asking through.

Steamboat:Is there any point that you just barged into my office?

Harris:I want a match with that hoodlum New Jack.

Steamboat:You won't get one tonight. We are all booked up. However you can have one next week.

Harris:No not next week. I want the fans to pay to see his torture.

Steamboat:Okay fine. You can have a match with New Jack at Unholy Alliances.

Harris:I just don't want a match. I want a match for the NAWA Xtreme Title.

Steamboat:Fine. The Xtreme Title is on the line at Unholy Alliances.

Harris:I don't want just a match for the Xtreme Title I want a gimmick match.

Steamboat:What type of match. I don't have all day.

Harris:Barbed Wire.

Steamboat:Fine. Barbed Wire.

Harris leaves the office. So we have New Jack vs Hardcore Harry Harris in a Barbed Wire Match for the NAWA Xtreme Title at Unholy Alliances.

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"Super Bon Bon" plays and out comes Danny Doring. The former NAWA Cruiserweight Champion. Danny Doring may have one of his toughest matches in a while tonight on Glory.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn will team with Super Crazy in the Unholy Alliances tournament. Lynn enters the ring to a multitude of boos as the match begins.

Danny Doring vs Jerry Lynn They lock up. Lynn shoves Doring away and slaps him right across the face. Doring hits Lynn with a clothesline. Doring picks up Lynn and whips him into the ropes. Powerslam on Lynn. Doring with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Doring picks up Lynn and whips him into the corner. Doring charges in but gets a foot to the face. Lynn with a clothesline taking Doring down. Lynn now with a series of stomps working down Danny Doring. Lynn rubs the soles of his boots on the face of Danny Doring. Lynn picks up Doring and shot to the midsection. Lynn hooks Doring and snap suplex from Lynn. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn with a european uppercut. Lynn with a chop bouncing off of the chest of Doring. Lynn with another chop to Doring. Lynn with a third chop to Doring. Lynn picks up Doring and whips him into the ropes. Lynn with a dropkick as Doring bounds out of the corner. Lynn climbs to the top rope. Lynn is waiting on Doring. Lynn with a flying axhandle as Doring gets up. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn with a chop. Lynn with another chop. Lynn whips Doring into the corner. Doring stumbles out and Lynn with a clothesline. Lynn now drops an elbow. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn with a reverse neckbreaker. Lynn jaws with the crowd before going for a cover. One, Two, Kickout.

Lynn picks up Doring. Lynn whips Doring into the corners. Lynn with a kick to the midsection. Lynn with a swinging neckbreaker. Now that is how you do a swinging neckbreaker, Francine. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn with a backdrop suplex. Lynn with a series of stomps to Doring. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn with an european uppercut. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with another chop. Lynn with a third chop. Lynn whips Doring into the corner. Lynn charges in but gets a boot to the face. Doring goes for a clothesline but Lynn ducks. German Suplex release. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Doring. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn whips Doring into the corner. Lynn with a dropkick Lynn now hooks Doring. Lynn with a fisherman buster. Super Crazy is standing in the aisle scouting his partner in the Unholy Alliances tournament Jerry Lynn. Why. Because if Lynn and Crazy get through the tournament they face each other one on one at the end of the night for a shot at the NAWA World Title. Lynn is distracted a bit and he whips Doring in. Spinebuster Slam and Lynn hooks the Texas Cloverleaf on. Lynn tells Crazy this will be him begging for mercy. Doring is trying to get to the ropes but Lynn has the hold clinched on tight. Doring makes it to the ropes. Lynn picks up Doring and Lynn puts him on the top rope. Lynn climbs up with Lynn. Lynn with a top-rope frankensteiner to Doring. Lynn hurt his back on the way down by the looks of it. Super Crazy comes to ringside for a closer look and Lynn pulls himself up. Lynn is jawing with Super Crazy and Doring rolls him up from behind. One, Two, Three. DANNY DORING DEFEATS JERRY LYNN. That finish looked a little rushed because of Lynn injuring himself.

Danny Doring pinned Jerry Lynn after a roll up in 0:08:08. Jerry Lynn suffered a back injury. He will be out for approximately 2 weeks. Rating: **

Lynn knocks Doring down with a clothesline. Lynn lays into Doring with punches. Super Crazy enters the ring and goes after Lynn. Lynn rolls to the outside to fight another day.

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"Best Shot" by Pat Benator plays and out comes Chris Candido. He can barley walk due to that pipe shot to the nether reigons earlier. It was accidental but that doesn't change the fact that it hurts. Candido gingerly steps over the bottom rope, wincing.

"Man Called Sting" plays and out comes Sting. Sting is has his face painted green and black with green and black tights. Sting has the NAWA World Title belt over his shoulder.

Chris Candido vs Sting Sting kicks Chris Candido in the groin. Candido winces. Sting clotheslines Candido. Sting picks up Candido and pounds him with punches. Sting shoves Candido in the corner. Stinger Splash from Candido. Sting whips Candido into the other corner and another Stinger Splash. Sting with a cover. One, Two, Three. Sting wins.

Sting pinned Chris Candido after the Stinger Splash in 0:01:11. Rating: 3/4* (Sting retained the NAWA World Title.)

Sting accepts the NAWA World Title belt and GETS JUMPED BY SCOTT HALL AND SID VICIOUS. Hall holds Sting while Sid pounds him with the NAWA World Title belt. Hall now lifts up Sting and Outsider's Edge. Hall lifts up Sting and Another Outsider's Edge. Hall lifts up Sting and double chokeslam from Hall and Sid. The NAWA World Champion is being destroyed. Hall is trying to soften up Sting before there World Title Match at Unholy Alliances. Hall rolls to the outside and grabs the hammer to the ring bell. Sid holds Sting in an abdominal stretch and Hall takes the ring bell hammer to the hip of Sting. Another two shots to the hip and a shot to the ribs with the hammer. Sting screams out in pain. Hall with another shot to Sting. Hall with a final shot to Sting. Sting is down and injured. Hall and Sting walk to the back.

Backstage:

Randy Savage is sitting backstage.

Savage:OH YEAH!!! The questions that have the questions is what is my beef with Shane Douglas. Well the Macho Man is going to lay nothing but the straight facts on you, brother. The fact of the matter is that Shane Douglas has been making disrespecting comments about the legends of this sport. The fact of the matter is that Shane Douglas is jealous that he is not a legend in this sport, he is just a pretender. The Macho Man is going to give him a reality check at Unholy Alliacnes. OH Yeah!!! Shane Douglas will have his humble pie in 10 days in a streetfight. That is how the Macho Man likes it, hardcore. Because Shane Douglas, I'm gonna getcha YEAH!!!

Randy Savage sits in the lockeroom. Savage-Douglas streetfight in ten days.

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Warrior" plays and out runs out the Ultimate Warrior. He will team with his archrival Sid Vicious in the Unholy Alliances tournament at Unholy Alliances. Warrior shakes the ropes. Warrior has the microphone.

Warrior:SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS!!!

The Crowd cheers.

Warrior:I have been sitting reflecting on the ramifications of life. Sometimes you do things you rather not do. Fate is a cruel mistress. They decide to give the general population of people a headache but screwing with there heads. Fate has decided that I will team up with Sid Vicious in the Unholy Alliance Tournament in 10 days. That is fine. I will accept my fate and I will dance with the devil to earn the shot at the ripe fruit of greatness. The fruits of wrath are sometimes bitter sweet. All the little warriors will realize that things you rather not do will lead to greater things in the grand scheme of things. All the feedback in your life, whether it would be good or bad, would help tremedously. The power of the Warrior will triumpth over all of the balance in the intergalactical scheme of the universe.

Out comes CW Anderson. The partner for the Warrior in this contest.

"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes the NAWA television champion Scott Hall and Sid Vicious. Hall and Sid enter the ring.

Scott Hall and Sid Vicious vs CW Anderson and The Ultimate Warrior CW Anderson and Scott Hall start out. Last time we saw CW, he lost to Scott Hall. Hall flicks the toothpick in the face of CW. CW with a clothesline. CW now picks up Hall and CW with a series of punches. CW whips Hall into the ropes and CW with a clothesline taking Last Call Hall down. CW now drops a leg to Hall. CW picks up Hall and pounds him. CW hooks Hall and Exploder Suplex. Sid is in and CW hooks him. CW can't get Sid up for an Exploder. Warrior enters the ring and DOUBLE EXPLODER TO SID VICIOUS. Sid pops up and eats a double clothesline from the faces. Sid pops up again but is forced to the outside by the official. Warrior is tagged in and CW whips Hall into a Warrior clothesline. Warrior picks up Hall and whips him into the ropes. Warrior with a backdrop on Hall. Warrior bounces off the ropes but gets kneed in the back by Sid. Hall with a clothesline taking The Warrior down. Hall picks up the Warrior and Hall locks in the abdominal stretch. Sid gives Hall a little added leverage. Hall is trying to force a submission out of the Warrior. Warrior is trying to fight out but Hall subdues the Warrior with a short arm clothesline. Hall now tags in Sid Vicious. It is time for the pain. Hall holds Warrior while Sid kicks up. Sid with a series of punches and Sid whips Warrior into the ropes. Sid catches Warrior with a bearhug as Warrior rebounds off the ropes. Sid is trying to put Warrior out with this bearhug. The Warrior is trying to summon the power of his little Warriors but Sid has the bearhug clamped on tight. Warrior is starting to fade. Warrior is getting glassy eyed in that bearhug. Sid is talking trash to Warrior. Warrior's head is on the shoulder of Sid. He may be out. The referee is asking the Warrior but the Warrior is not responding. The referee is checking the arm. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. If the arm drops the third time, it is the end of the match. The arm lifts and THE ARM STAYS UP. Warrior's foot is shaking. He is getting some feeling back into his body. Warrior is trying to force his way out of the bearhug. Warrior with a punch. Sid still has the hold on. Warrior with a punch. Sid still has the hold on. Warrior with a punch. Sid's grip is broken. Warrior goes for a clothesline but Sid ducks. Double Clothesline takes both men out.

Sid makes the tag to Hall. Hall grabs the leg of Warrior but he is reaching for the tag from CW Anderson. Warrior kicks Hall away and tag from CW. CW explodes out of the corner with a clothesline to Hall. Anderson pounds Sid with punches as he tries to enter the ring. Hall meanwhile has the knuckledusters. Hall goes to punch Anderson but Anderson ducks. Anderson kicks Hall and Anderson throws Hall into Sid. Anderson with a series of shoulder thrusts to the midsection of Hall when he was in the corner. Anderson whips Hall into the ropes and Anderson catches Hall with a spinebuster. Sid is in the ring and he grips Anderson by the throat. Anderson kicks Sid below the bell and Warrior clotheslines Sid to the outside. Anderson now goes after Hall but gets rolled up. The referee is distracted by the brawl between Sid and Warrior at ringside. Anderson hits a DDT to Hall but no referee to count. Anderson grabs the referee and directs him to the count. Sid meanwhile has the ring bell hammer. Sid hits the Warrior right between the eyes. Sid enters the ring but Anderson elbows him. Anderson pounds Sid with punches but Sid passes Hall the hammer. Anderson sets up Sid for a suplex but Hall hits Anderson in the hip with the hammer. Sid puts Anderson in a standing headscissors and nearly botches a power bomb. He nearly dropped Anderson on his head. Sid with a one finger cover. One, Two, Three. Sid and Hall win.

Sid Vicious and Scott Hall defeated The Ultimate Warrior and C.W. Anderson when Vicious pinned Anderson with the Power Bomb in 0:10:43. Rating: -** 1/2

Hall holds Anderson in an abdominal stretch as Sid has the ring bell hammer. They are going to do the same thing to Anderson that they did to Sting earlier. Warrior however has a chair and he chases the ruffians out of the ring.

Coming up next:Steve Corino vs Norman Smiley for the NAWA International Title. And still to come:We will hear from Shane Douglas.

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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes the NAWA International Champion Steve Corino. He won the belt last week from Norman Smiley on Glory.

"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley. He means business. He wants the International Title back.

Steve Corino vs Norman Smiley They lock up. Corino goes behind but Norman counters with an ippozei. Norman with an armbar but Corino with a trip. Corino chops Norman. Norman chops Corino. Corino chops Norman. Norman chops Corino. Norman chops Corino. Norman chops Corino. Norman clotheslines Corino to the outside. Corino takes a powder but Norman follows. Corino gets his head introduced into the ring apron by Norman. Norman rolls Corino back into the ring. Norman grabs Corino and Norman with a double underhook suplex. Norman drops an elbow to Corino. Norman with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Norman Smiley picks up Corino and shoves him into the corner. Norman with a chop to Corino. Norman with a chop to Corino. Norman with a chop to Corino. Norman picks up Corino and spinning bodyslam by Norman. Norman now goes right into an armbar to Corino. Corino is trying to force his way out of the hold. Norman picks up Corino and Norman with an european uppercut. A second one is caught and backslide from Corino. One, Two, Kickout. Norman with a chop to Corino. Norman whips Corino into the ropes and Norman with a powerslam. Norman stops and goes up top. This is very uncharteristic of Norman. Norman flies off and misses a kneedrop off the top. Norman holds on his knee and Corino with a dropkick to the knee. Corino zones in on the hurt leg stomping it. Corino now grabs the leg and drops an elbow on it. Corino drops a second elbow on it. Corino drops a third elbow on the knee. Corino now grabs the leg and Corino sinches on a half boston. Corino is really cranking the hold on. Norman is attempting to get to the ropes but can't. Corino has the hold sinched on tight, limiting much movement. Norman finally reaches the ropes but Corino pulls him back to the center. What an asshole. Corino releases the hold and grabs the leg. Corino steps on the back of Norman's leg. Corino now grabs the leg and Corino drops a leg on the leg.

Corino picks up Norman and Corino with a dragon screw. Vicious move by Corino, the leg just snapped back. Corino now grabs the leg and throws it back to the canvas viciously. Corino picks up Norman and lifts him up. Kneebreaker. Corino now drags Norman to the outside. Corino wrapes the leg of Norman around the ringpost. Corino does it again. Corino does it a third time. Corino hooks the legs and figure-four around the post. Good god, Corino is trying to cripple Norman. Norman is screaming and the referee is putting the count on Corino. Corino breaks the hold and reenters the ring. Norman tries to pull himself up but Corino kicks his leg out from underneath him. The crowd chants "asshole". Corino now grabs the leg and Corino with a kneebar to Norman. Norman is gritting his teeth, trying not to submit. Norman is trying to pull himself toward the ropes. Norman makes it and the referee counts:One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Corino picks up Norman and Corino hits him with the Corino Driver(Reverse X-Factor). Corino hooks both legs. One, Two, Kickout. Norman still has something left in him. Corino now grabs the leg and goes for the figure-four leglock but Norman grabs Corino by the hair and rolls him up in a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Corino clips Norman as he rises to his feet. Corino goes up top. This could be a mistake. Corino is on the top rope but Norman bounces up. Norman slams Corino off the top. Norman is trying to pull himself up. Corino is back up and Norman kicks Corino with the good leg. Norman with a punch to Corino. Norman with a punch. Norman with a punch. Norman with a punch. Norman with a clothesline. Norman is fighting on one leg. Norman catches Corino with a single arm DDT and Norman signals for the Norman Conquest. Can he do it on one leg. Norman grabs the arm for the chickenwing and he has it locked on. All he has to do is wrap his legs around the body. Norman is wraps the good leg around Corion and of course his bad one gives out. Norman still has the hold on and Corino is trying to fight a means of escape. Norman has Corino up and he tries for the bodyscissors again but Norman's leg just crumples out from underneath him again. Corino grabs Norman and rolls him up in a reverse cradle, pulling the tights and exposing a little bit more of Norman then we would like to see. One, Two, Three. Corino retains the title after all of that.

Steve Corino pinned Norman Smiley after a reverse cradle in 0:13:04. Rating: *** (Steve Corino retained the NAWA International Title.)

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Shane Douglas is sitting backstage.

Shane Douglas:Unholy Alliances. September mother fucking First only on Pay Per View. I will face the Not So Macho Man, Randy Savage, that old bag of fossils, in a Streetfight. Savage is bathering on about how I will be taught a lesson but fact of the mother fucking manner is that Savage will be the one that is taught a lesson. That being you can't hold out past your prime. In 10 days time, I will retire the Macho Man legend. I am 1-0 in streetfights and I defeated Terry Funk, another one of the so-called legends. So Savage, be prepared for the ride of your life in ten days.

Copyright 2002 Matt Harms Productions.