NAWA Glory 9/19/02
Out comes SD Jones. We are going to open up Glory with a bang. The NAWA Jobber Title is on the line. SD Jones enters the ring and holds his Jobber Title in the air.
"Viva Las Vegas" plays and HERES The Challenger. Can the Gambler become the first ever THREE time NAWA Jobber Champion tonight. Gambler enters the ring and SD Jones jumps him.
NAWA Jobber Title Match: SD Jones(c) vs The Gambler
SD Jones pounds the Gambler's chest with chops. SD Jones whips Gambler into the ropes. Kick to the midsection. SD Jones with an elbow to the back of the head. SD Jones with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. SD Jones picks up the Gambler and throws him into the corner. SD Jones now snap mares Gambler to the mat. SD Jones locks the Gambler in a Full Nelson With a Bodyscissors. Will the Gambler give up. SD Jones his that hold on tight. Gambler however gets to his feet and falls backwards squashing SD Jones under his body. Gambler gets to his feet and Gambler with a poke to the eye. Gambler whips SD Jones into the ropes. Kick to the midsection. Gambler now goes for the heart punch but SD Jones side steps it. THE REFEREE GETS HIT. The referee is DEAD from that brutal heart punch. SD Jones now with a Tornado Spin Punch to the Gambler and he is down. SD Jones attempts to revive the referee but no can do. The Gambler is up and he grabs SD Jones. Emerald Frusion by The Gambler. SD Jones gets up from that. Gambler with a kick to the midsection and PILEDRIVER. SD Jones pops up from that one. Gambler with a kick to the midsection and RUNNING ELBOWSMASH. Out runs Barry Horowitz with a syrofoam pipe. Shot to the Gambler. Gambler is down and the referee pulls himself up before collapsing back down. But not before he calls for the bell. The Gambler wins as a result of a disqualification.
The Gambler defeated SD Jones by disqualification in 0:05:46. Rating: -* (SD Jones retained the NAWA Jobber Title.)
SD Jones now picks up The Gambler and Airplane Spin. SD Jones throws The Gambler to the mat. Barry Horowitz now with a kneedrop. SD Jones with the Garvin Stomp. Horowitz holds Gambler as SD Jones gets ready to Heart Punch him but the referee squad comes out.
Coming Soon:The tournament to crown brand new NAWA Tag Team Champions. 16 tag teams in all. More information in the coming weeks as it becomes available.
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We see Harry Harris sitting backstage by a tank of scorpions. He has a mallet in his right hand.
Harry Harris:Well it has all come down to this. Tonight I have a chance to win my first NAWA World Title. Sting you have never fought anyone like me. I enjoy punishment. I will multilate you. I like to make little kids cry Sting. I will do that tonight by beating you to a bloody pulp. This will be you.
Harry Harris takes a pair of teezers and pulls a scorpion out of the tank by the stinger. Harris lays the Scorpion on the table. Harris rises the mallet over his head and smashes the scorpion with it.
Harry Harris:I will be the champion, Stinger. I am just crazy enough to beat you. You are DEAD Sting and I am coming to get you.
Harris laughts evilly as we fade to the arena.
Danny Doring and Roadkill are already in the ring. "Higher" by Creed plays and out comes the Young Guns with their manager Midajah. Brian Armstrong is in the crowd in a leather jacket, jeans, and sunglasses. Who knows what is going on in that mind.
Danny Doring and Roadkill vs the Young Guns Sean Studd starts out with Roadkill. Studd slaps Roadkill. Roadkill responds by shoulderblocking. Studd gets up and runs right into another shoulderblock. Studd now begs off but Roadkill isn't having any of that. Roadkill with a forearm. Roadkill with another forearm. Roadkill with a third forearm. Roadkill whips Studd in and HUGE Power Body Slam. Roadkill bounces off the ropes and elbowdrop. The chest of Studd could have caved in. Cover from Roadkill hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Roadkill picks up Studd and whips him into the ropes. Roadkill with an avalanche in the corner. Studd falls facefirst to the canvas. Roadkill bounces off the ropes. Kick to the back of the head by Flashfly. Roadkill no sells it and knocks Flashfly off of the ring apron. Sean Studd goes for a kick to the midsection but Roadkill catches in. Roadkill spins Studd around and BIG Clothesline. Roadkill picks up Studd and puts him on his shoulders. Fireman's Carry into an Ace Crusher. Midajah is on the ring apron and Roadkill chokes her like a chicken. This allows Flashfly to hit a blind missile dropkick to Roadkill. Roadkill staggers and Sean Studd hits Roadkill with a reverse neckbreaker. Sean Studd with a cover. One, Kickout. Sean Studd chokes away at Roadkill. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sean Studd backs off and elbowdrop to Roadkill. Tag to Flashfly. Sean Studd launches Flashfly off the top for a splash on Roadkill. Flashfly with a cover. One, Kickout. Flashfly now with a backflip splash to Roadkill. Tag to Sean Studd. Studd enters the ring and kneedrop to Roadkill. Studd with a cover hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Studd picks up Roadkill and whips him in. Clothesline is ducked and Roadkill takes Studd out with a HUGE Leaping Shoulder Tackle.
Roadkill needs to make the tag to Danny Doring. Roadkill slides over. Studd is closer. Tag to Flashfly and Flashfly grabs the leg of Roadkill. Roadkill kicks Flashfly off and hot tag to Danny Doring. Doring is in. Punch to Flashfly. Studd gets punched by During as he enterst he ring. Doring rams the heads together. Doring now whips Flashfly into the ropes. HIGH Back Body Drop from Doring. Doring now dropkicks Studd as he reenters the ring. Roadkill is in and Roadkill lifts Flashfly up. Doring bounces off the ropes. Lancaster Lariat of Lust. Studd was drilled with that vicious move. Midajah is on the top rope. Flying Axhandle on Roadkill by Midajah. NO Roadkill catches Midajah and atomic drops her. Flashfly dropkicks Roadkill out of the ring. Doring however with a kick to the midsection on Flashfly. Doring hits the Wham Bam Thank You Ma'Am to Flashfly. Studd however is up. Boot to the gut. Studd lifts Doring up in a fireman's Carry but Doring ducks down. Kick to the midsection. BAREBACK. Doring hit the Bareback and Doring may have hurt himself on that one. He is clutching his left leg. He is unable to get up but Flashfly is up top. Firebird Splash to Danny Doring. Picture perfect move from Flashfly. Flashfly with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The Young Guns win.
Sean Studd and Flashfly defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Flashfly pinned Doring after a Firebird Splash in 0:08:37. Danny Doring tore his left calf muscle. He will be out for approximately 8 cards. Rating: *
Sean Studd is up and Flashfly attacks Roadkill. They lift up Roadkill. PROBLEM SOLVER. We here the crowd excited by someting. Out runs Steve Armstrong. Steve Armstrong runs to the ring and gets stomped by the heels. The crowd is excited about something else. Out comes Brad Armstrong on crutches. Wait. HOLY SHIT ITS BULLET BOB ARMSTRONG. Bullet Bob is stopping his son from going into the ring. Bullet Bob grabs a chair and enters the ring. Bullet Bob goes for a shot but Sean Studd ducks. Flashfly dropkicks Bullet Bob. PROBLEM SOLVER TO BULLET BOB. The Young Guns are decimating the entire Armstrong Family. Out comes K-Kwik from the back. He is a friend of the Armstrongs. Sean Studd hits him with a chair as he enters the ring and pitches him. They go back to decimating Bullet Bob and Steve. Brad Armstrong is begging Brian Armstrong to come and help but Brian gets up and just walks away. Finally sercurity is out. Bullet Bob is a bloody mess in the ring and Steve is knocked out cold.
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Well a match has been set up for the End of Days over the Commericial Break. The Young Guns will face Steve Armstrong and coming out of retirement for one night only, Bullet Bob Armstrong. This should be a very interesting match.
The Evil Flute Music plays and that only means one thing. It is time for the NAWA Cruiserweight Title to defended. Jimmy Yang enters the ring with the NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt strapped around his waist. Yang his been a helluva a Cruiserweight Champion and been defending the title night in and night out. Unlike when Lenny Lane held the title and went two whole months without a title defense.
Who could the opponent be. "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica plays and its...JUVENTUD GUERRERA. The Juice is back on the loose in the NAWA. Juvi enters the ring.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Match Jimmy Yang(c) vs Juventud Guerrera
They lock up. Juvi with a side headlock. Yang attempts to shove Juvi off but Juvi hangs on. Yang lifts up Juvi above his head but Juvi takes Yang to the mat with a headlock. Juvi works the headlock some but Yang counters with a headscissors. Juvi kicks out and both men are to a vertical base. Yang slaps Juvi. A total sign of disrespect for his opponent. Juvi goes for a punch but Yang ducks it. Yang with a dropkick to Juvi. Juvi is doubled over and Yang bounces off of the ropes. Swinging Neckbreaker from Jimmy Yang. Yang with a cover. One, Shoulder up. Yang picks up Juvi and goes for a bodyslam but Juvi counters with a cradle. One, Kickout. Juvi is up and Juvi levels Yang with some chops. Juvi whips Yang into the ropes and Juvi with a dropkick to Yang taking him down. Yang scurries to the outside and Juvi with a tope suicida taking Yang out. Juvi wails on Yang with punches. Juvi now throws Yang into the ring. Juvi is climbing to the top rope. Juvi with a springboard dropkick taking Yang down to the canvas. Juventud with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Juventud whips Yang into the corner. Juventud rushes in but Yang gets both feet up into the face. Yang with a chop to Juvi. Yang now with a palm thrust to the chest. Juvi is doubled over and Yang with a DDT. Yang now just rubs the soles of his boots into the face of Juvi just to be a dick. Yang picks up Juventud and throws him sternum first into the corner. Yang with a spin kick to the back of the head. Yang grabs Juvi by the hair and rams him facefirst into the mat. Yang picks up Juventud and lifts him up. Bodyslam from Yang. Yang climbs to the second rope. Yang drops a knee to the nose of Juvi. What a shot that was. Yang grabs Juvi and rips at his nose. Yang picks up Juvi and whips him in. Yang catches Juventud with a spinning leg lariat as he rebounds. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang now picks up Juventud. Yang pulls Juvi into a knee and lifts him up. Yang spikes Juventud headfirst into the mat with a brain buster. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Juventud and knee to the back. Yang with a reverse DDT to Juvi. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.
Yang picks up Juvi and throws him into the corner. Yang chops away at the chest of Juvi. Yang now with a kick to the midsection. Yang picks up Juventud and Thunder Fire Power Bomb from Yang. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Juvi. Yang goes for a slam but Juvi slides down the back. Juvi takes Yang down with a spinning leg lariat. Juvi pulls himself up. Yang is up and Juvi catches him with a forearm to the face. Juvi with a chop. Juvi now whips Yang into the ropes. Going for a Rana but Yang counters with a Liger Bomb. One, Two, Kickout. Juvi still has something left in the gas tank. Yang picks up Juvi. Yang with a gutwrench suplex to Juvi. Yang floats over. One, Two, Kickout. Yang now climbs to the outside. Yang is up top and Yang with a somersault legdrop off of the top. Yang with another cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Yang is really frustrated now. Yang picks up Juvi and Yang with a waistlock. Yang with a German Suplex and bridge. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Juvi and whips him in. Yang charges in but Juvi gets the foot up. Juvi with a spinning leg lariat taking Yang down to the canvas. Both men are down. Juvi pulls himself up and Yang does too. Yang goes for a punch but Juvi blocks it. Juvi fires back with three punches. Juvi knocks Yang down with a clothesline. The Juice bounces off the ropes and dropkick to Yang. Juvi picks up Yang and sends him into the ropes. Kick to the midsection by Juvi and DDT. Juvi with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Juvi now picks up Yang and throws him in. Spinebuster Slam by Juvi. Juvi now with a crappy looking Sharpshooter to Yang. Not this Rock crap again. Yang gets to the ropes and Juvi gives the signal. Juvi now picks up Yang and JUICE SPILL. His version of the Soviet Suplex. Juvi now takes off the elbowpad. Juvi bounces off the ropes for the most electrifying move in the cruiserweight division the Juice's Elbow. Juvi drops the elbow and this seems to have woke Yang up. Juvi kicks Yang however and lifts him up. Juvi Driver by Juventud. We could have a new champion. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Juventud was a half a second away from dethroning Yang. Juvi now goes up top but Yang meets him. Juvi shoves Yang off and Juvi with a springboard frankensteiner. Juvi with another cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Juvi is beside himself. The crowd is getting behind Juvi. Juvi picks up Yang and puts him in a standing headscissors. Juvi lifts him up and NIAGRA DRIVER. Juvi with another cover. One, Two, Thr...NO Yang got the shoulder up again. Juvi pulls down the shoulder straps. He means business now. Juvi now picks up Yang and hooks him. Fisherman Suplex from Juventud. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Juvi cannot keep Yang down. Yang is showing why he is NAWA Cruiserweight champion. Juventud now picks up Yang and whips him in. Juventud charges into the corner but Yang moves. Juventud lands on the second rope and goes for a twisting crossbody but Yang ducks out of the way. Juvi hits canvas. Juvi hit hard. Yang with a Venus Punch and Yang hooks Juvi in a cradle. Yang picks up Juventud and Perfect Driver from Yang. Yang with a cover. One, Two, Three. Yang is still the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion. What a match.
Jimmy Yang pinned Juventud Guerrera after the Perfect Driver in 0:12:26. Rating: *** 1/2 (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Yang holds the NAWA Cruiserweight Title belt over his head. It could be a while before someone knocks Yang off of his perch.
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We have some video feed from a...Harlem Ghetto. This should be interesting. New Jack is standing by apperently.
New Jack:Crazy foo'. I think Harry Harris has a deathwish. He cost me the NAWA World Title last week. But I still have this(holds up the NAWA Xtreme Title Belt). Harry Harris may think he is a tough shit, but dawg, it will be a cold day in hell before Harry Harris holds any title in this fed. This punk is also stupid. Maybe it was all the chairshots I gave him at Unholy Alliance. But the sucka has the guts to challenge me to a fuckin' ALLEY FIGHT at the PPV. Punk you are on. This is out of the NAWA's hands now. This out is out of some wrestling promotions hands. I am going to maul this sucka until he bleeds to death. I will be at Chicago at the PPV. Harry Harris better have his will written up because the last thing he will see is my fuckin' boot going in his fuckin' skull.
New Jack leans back on the graffiti tagged wall as we fade out.
We see Harry Harris watching the previous intererview in the lockeroom.
Harris:A cold day in hell New Jack. A COLD DAY IN FUCKING HELL. Well Satan better put on his ice skates because I am going to beat Sting to win the NAWA World Title. Nothing can stop me tonight.
Harry Harris storms out of his lockeroom.
"Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and out comes Balls Mahoney. Balls enters the ring.
Balls Mahoney:So a couple of weeks ago, Axl Rotten jumps me from behind. I haven't heard from Axl in a couple of years. Then he hits me from behind with a plate of glass. Why Axl. We rode up and down the roads together. This is not like you Axl. No phone calls...
Axl Rotten comes out from underneath the ring and hits Balls from behind with a two by four with nails and thumbtackes glued on it. Axl rams the board into the throat of Balls twice. Balls clutches his throat. Axl now picks up Balls and SST. Severe Skull Trauma. Axl now rakes at the flesh of Balls with his fingernails. Axl now rolls to the outside and grabs the hammer to the ringbell. Axl hits Balls in the nuts with it. Axl now pounds Balls and Another SST. This is destruction. Out comes the referee squad and Axl backs off. Balls is down and hurt badly.
"Wright Way" plays and out comes the "Nuremburg Nightmare" Alex Wright. Wright enters the ring and disgustedly prods Balls with his foot.
Alex Wright:Shut up you American pigs. Tonight I am going to win the NAWA Television Championship. Scott Hall is everything that is wrong with you Americans. He drinks, he is filthy, he does drugs. Everything. I will bring some honor and prestige to the NAWA Television Title when I beat that waste of a human tonight.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes...well out comes Sid Vicious carrying a passed out Scott Hall, who is clutching a unopened bottle of beer, over his shoulder. Sid deposits Hall in the ring and opens the bottle of beer.
NAWA Television Title Match: Alex Wright vs Scott Hall(c)
Alex Wright looks disgusted at the sight of Hall. He takes his leather jacket and covers Hall with it. One, Two, Sid pours the beer in the mouth of Hall. Wright recoils and looks upset that he got beer all over him. Hall is up. The beer has woken Hall. Hall pounds Wright with punches but Wright just casually side steps one and spinning leg lariat. Wright with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Sid puts Hall's foot on the rope. Wright goes to stomp Hall and Wright with a waistlock. German Suplex. Hall pops right up and clotheslines Wright. Hall bounces off the ropes but stumbles to the outside. Hall grabs the beer from Sid and takes a drink. Wright is up and he attempts to suplex Hall into the ring but Hall reverses it. Suplex to the outside. Hall is up and he rolls Wright back in. The referee calls for the bell. Scott Hall has been counted out. Wright has won the match but not the NAWA Television Title.
Alex Wright defeated Scott Hall by countout in 0:01:36. Rating: -1/4* (Scott Hall retained the NWA Television Title.)
Hall takes a drink and Wright baseball slides Hall, making him spill his beer. Hall is up and HE IS PISSED. Hall beats the shit out of Alex Wright and throws him into the ring where Wright kicks the shit out of Hall as he enters the ring. Out comes CW Anderson from the back. Wright goes for a punch but Anderson knocks Wright to the outside. Sid now grabs Anderson by the throat and Choke Slam. Out comes Sean Waltman. Waltman is helping Hall up but Hall tells Sid to attack him. Sid clotheslines Waltman out of his boots and Sid picks up Waltman. Choke Slam.
Waltman gets up. Waltman has a microphone.
Waltman:Why won't you help him. He is throwing his.
Sid grabs Waltman by the throat. ANOTHER Choke Slam. Waltman is done this time. Sid drapes Hall over one shoulder and the TV belt over the other and takes both to the back. Alex Wright meanwhile enters the ring with the empty beer bottle as CW pulls himself up. Wright breaks the bottle over the head of Anderson and Anderson is bleeing like a stuck pig.
Wright:I am the superior athlete. I should have won the Televisoin title through. If this was Germany, a champion would have not been able to save his title on a countout.
Wright spits on Anderson and runs to the back. Hall retained the title on a fluke because if he didn't get counted out, Wright would have pinned Hall in his intoxicated state.
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"Disco Fever" plays and out comes the Disco Inferno. GOOD GOD. If you looked at the jacket too long you could go blind. Disco enters the ring and dances to his music. The fans get on his case with a "Disco Sucks" chant.
Disco Inferno:Welcome to the Disco Inferno Show. I am...The Disco Inferno. Tonight I will face some facepainted goofball named Warrior. Now I remember facing this guy before and Warrior cheapshotted me and I was fast counted. Tonight however that will not happen. I have studied tapes of the Warrior and I have found a weakness. Oh yes the Disco Inferno is a master of ring psycology. I am also a stragestist. This will not be pretty. I will break the paint off of the face of Warrior. So sit back and enjoy a beating.
"Ultimate" plays and the Ultimate Warrior runs to the ring. Disco attacks Warrior as he enters the ring.
Disco Inferno vs the Ultimate Warrior Chartbuster by Disco. Warrior pops up and no sells. Warrior with a clothesline. Disco staggers up and Gorilla Press from Warrior. Warrior with a cover. One, Two, Three. The Ultimate Warrior wins again.
The Ultimate Warrior pinned Disco Inferno after a Gorilla Press in 0:00:15. Rating: -1/4*
Watch Disco get splated in the instant replay. So much for Disco being a master of psycology. Warrior has the stick.
UW:Warriors small and large. Warriors young and old. The fates of the Universe have played a role in which no man could alter. The fates are the thing that could lead to certain destruction if one man plays his cards slightly wrong. The cards have been delt. Two paths have been selected for this deadly game. It is survival of the fittest. No man, woman, or child will be spared when the two titans of the universe go head to head at The End of Days. If the universe plays this wrong the end of days could be directly upon us. You clutch with your last breath. Your heart beating at high tempo. The end is nearly here. It is not a world that can be altered for any price known to man or god.
UW:and yet some people feel free to try and tamper with the cards fate have dealt us. They are trying to alter fate for there own gains. Some people feel that they should be the ultimate force in the universe. The chance was taken and it was great. The world can be thrown into anarchy by one mans foolish actions. All the little warriors sense it. The circle of life has come to a head. A time for reckoning is here. The people who are destined to clash because of fate and destiny. The men who try to alter fate for there own games. There paths will cross and the entire scale of the universe rests of this meeting.
UW:Yet some people say it will not affect him. If you are breathing and living it will affect you. The planets are aligned and fate will bring the titans together. Plus anyone who chooses to meddle with this destiny. Living this universe offering event will either be a great memory for a person or a last memory for a person. This all depends on the outcome and how much the fate of the universe gets thrown out of whack by the meddlers. This could lead to ultimate destruction or a period of bliss. The outcome rests on the battle which will be taking place in the arena of combat tonight.
Warrior throws down the microphone. UW just gave us an earful right there. Sting vs Harry Harris still to come for the NAWA World Title.
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"S.O.L" by NAWA Produced plays and out comes "Above Average" Mike Sanders. Sanders took Jeff Jarrett out of action at Unholy Alliances. Sanders has also issued a challenge to Jeff Jarrett for a match at the End Of Days but that challenge has not been accepted. Sanders his the stick.
Sanders:Tonight I face Jeff Jarrett's little buddy Norman Smiley. I will cripple his ass just like a crippled Jarrett's. He will be S.O.L and WE all know what THAT means. Jarrett is hiding and I haven't seen him since I sent him to the hospital. He is praying that I don't track him down. So bring out Norman so I can breeze by with an easy pin.
"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman is wearing a Jeff Jarrett Slapnuts t-shirt. Jarrett has not been seen and his career could be over. Norman enters the ring and Sanders attacks as he enters the ring.
Mike Sanders vs Norman Smiley Sanders pounds on Norman with punches and goes for a clothesline but Norman ducks. Norman wraps Sanders into a waistlock and Norman with an atomic drop. Norman with chops bouncing off of the chest of Sanders. Norman now hiptosses Sanders to the mat. Norman with an armdrag into an armbar. Norman works the armbar but Sanders gets to his feet and thumbs Norman in the eye. Sanders with a knee to the gut and Sanders with a gutwrench suplex. Sanders stomps away at Norman. Sanders picks up Norman but Norman with a small package. Norman was goldbricking. One, Kickout. Sanders catches Norman with a knee to the gut as Norman rises up. Sanders now bounces off the ropes and swinging neckbreaker to Norman. We HIT the chinlock. Sanders is wearing Norman down to the canvas. Sanders forces Norman's shoulders down. One, Two, Shoulder up. Norman rises up but Sanders hammers Norman across the chest with a forearm. Sanders now with another forearm and Sanders with a clothesline. Sanders chokes Norman underneath the bottom rope. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sanders slaps Norman right across the face. Sanders now picks up Norman and front facelock. Sanders picks up Norman and delayed vertical suplex. Sanders is up and drops an elbow. Sanders drops a second elbow. Sanders drops a third elbow. Sanders with a cover with the forearm grinding into the bridge of the nose of Norman. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders now picks up Norman and facelock. A pair of knees into the bridge of the noses and double underhook suplex from Mike Sanders. Sanders floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders picks up Norman and Sanders with some chops to Norman. Sanders whips Norman into the corner. Sanders charges in but gets two boots to the face.
Norman comes out of the corner firing with punches. Norman whips Sanders in and Norman hits a high kneelift to Sanders. Norman with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Norman picks up Sanders. Norman with an European Uppercut. Norman whips Sanders into the ropes and Norman with a clothesline to Sanders. Norman now picks up Sanders and spinning bodyslam. Norman signals for the Conquest. Norman grabs Sanders but Sanders shoves him away and hotfoots it to the outside. Norman hits a plancha to Sanders and wails on him with punches. Norman rolls Sanders into the ring. Norman goes up top and flying axhandle from Norman. Norman with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Norman picks up Sanders and whips him in again. Norman ducks the head and Sanders kicks him in the face. Sanders goes for the 3.0 but Norman reverses it into an abdominal stretch cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders goes for a clothesline but Norman ducks. Backslide from Norman. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders goes for a punch but Norman spins Sanders around. Norman Conquest. Sanders is trying to fight off Norman but if Norman gets those legs locked it is over. Sanders reaches the ropes and Norman pivots. Norman kicks the ropes away and pulls Sanders back into the center. Christopher Daniels runs from the back and hits Norman on the back of the head with a railroad spike. The referee calls for the bell. Norman wins by disqualification not the victory he wanted.
Norman Smiley defeated Mike Sanders by disqualification in 0:07:29. Rating: ** 1/4
Daniels rolls Norman over and stabs his forehead with the railroad spike. Norman is bleeding. Daniels raises the spike to jam it in the eye of Norman but Sanders stops him.
Sanders:Lets not do that. LETS CRIPPLE HIM LIKE I DID JEFF JARRETT.
Daniels is apperently agreeing and Daniels picks up Norman. Angel's Wings. Sanders removes the top half of the ring steps and Norman is slid to the outside the ring by Daniels. Norman's right leg is draped on the bottom half of the ring steps and Daniels is holding it as Sanders raises the ring steps. The crowd is excited about something. JEFF JARRETT. Jarrett is walking down on crutches and Sanders looks like he has seen a ghost. Sanders backs off and Jarrett limps over. Sanders has escaped and Jarrett waylays Daniels with a crutch shot. Jarrett hobbles into the ring and grabs a microphone.
Jarrett:Sanders, you want me. You got me. One on One at the End of Days. You like injuring me so I go out of the arena in an Ambulance. Well lets make it an Ambulance Match. First person to injure there opponent so bad that they leave in an Ambulance, wins.
Wow. Jeff Jarrett faces Mike Sanders in an Ambulance Match at The End of Days. The rules are simple. You simply have to beat the shit out of your opponent until they are injured enough to be taken to the hospital. There has been one other Ambulance Match in the history of the NAWA and that was Norman Smiley vs Alex Wright at Truth or Consequences. That match ended the feud and propelled Norman to main event level. However if Mike Sanders beats Jarrett, could he propel himself to Main Event level.
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The Gambler enters Commisioner Steamboat's office.
Steamboat:What do you want. Hurry up I am busy.
Gambler:I want a Jobber Title shot. I was screwed out of the title tonight by Horowitz and SD Jones.
Steamboat:Fine. You got your title shot at the End of Days against SD Jones.
Gambler:No it isn't that simple. I want Horowitz in the match. He is a lot less dangerous on the inside then the outside.
Steamboat:Fine. Triple Threat Match for the Jobber Title. Barry Horowitz vs The Gambler vs SD Jones.
Gambler:No it isn't that simple. I want it so they can't get themselves disqualified and keep the title on SD Jones.
Steamboat:Fine.
Steamboat removes a dusty table cloth from a big roulette wheel.
Gambler:What is that.
Steamboat:It is the Wheel of Torture. It has 20 matches on the wheel of different levels of brutality. From Cage to Ladder to Strap to [Blank] on a Pole. Give it a spin.
Gambler spins the wheel. The camera can't see quite what it lands on and Gambler turns around looking quite horrified.
Gambler:Its a Scaffold Match. Capture The Flag rules. The match that produced a negative five star classic at a certain PPV in 1991.
Steamboat:Well lets replace flag with belt and we have a Jobber Title Match.
Another match has been added to an already bloated card. Thankfully this PPV is going four hours. The Gambler vs Barry Horowitz vs SD Jones in a Scaffold Match with Capture the Jobber Title Belt rules. First person to grab the Jobber Title Match from a pole on the scaffold wins.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas and Steve Corino with Francine. Well Corino is walking about ten feet behind Douglas and Francine. There seems to be a lot of distrust within the Triple Threat. Douglas enters the ring.
Douglas:Cut the fucking music. Tonight we fade that little punk Tony Mamaluke and that old bastard Terry Funk. Tonight we finish them off for good and prove that there is no problems within the Triple Threat. There is none. Mamaluke can hope. Funk can hope. Savage can hope. Steamboat can hope. There are NO Problems in the Triple Threat. None at all. We just had a bad week last week and it will never happen again. We are more focused that ever. Fuck what the so called insiders on the Internet are trying to say. We are not breaking up any time soon.
"Wild Thing" by the X plays and out comes Terry Funk and Tony Mamaluke. Tony Mamaluke has a cowboy hat on and doesn't even bother to wear his three peace suit. Funk looks as ready as he ever was.
Tony Mamaluke:Okay the Triple Threat doesn't have any problems. Why we are telling lies, Francine is not a slut.
Francine glares at Mamaluke but Mamaluke dives behind Funk, who is clutching his branding iron.
Tony Mamaluke:Seriously folks. The Triple Threat is about as combustable as Francine's bedroom during...
Douglas attacks Mamaluke and Funk knocks Douglas down. Corino attacks Funk. Out come the referee squad and the keystone cops to settle this down. This is supposed to be a tag team match. Finally Funk and Douglas are to their corners and Mamaluke and COrino start out.
Steve Corino and Shane Douglas(w/Francine) vs Tony Mamaluke and Terry Funk(w/the non-flaming branding iron) Corino chops away at Mamaluke and whips him in. Corino with a big clothesline knocking Mamaluke down to the canvas. Corino stomps Mamaluke and picks him up. BIG slap from Corino. Corino with a kick to the midsection and Corino sends Mamaluke chest first into the corner. Corino charges but Mamaluke moves. Mamaluke with an armdrag. Mamaluke with a legsweep and Mamaluke grabs the leg. Half Boston Crab from Mamaluke. Corino gets to the ropes rather quickly. Mamaluke dropkicks Corino down. Mamaluke goes up top but Francine is coming over. Mamaluke wipes out Francine on the floor with a springboard twisting crossbody press. Mamaluke now reeneters the ring but Corino hits an elbow to meet him. Corino with chops and Corino whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Corino with a powerslam. Corino now goes to the second rope and drives an elbow to the sternum of Mamaluke. Corino with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Corino whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Corino with a big lariat. Corino stomps Mamaluke some. Corino now whips Mamaluke into the ropes but Mamaluke puts the breaks on. Spinning Leg Lariat from Tony Mamaluke. Tag to Terry Funk. Funkster comes in swinging. Funk knocks down Corino with a big punch. Funk grabs Corino by the hair. Funk slams Corino headfirst into the buckle. Funk now slaps Corino. Funk with a snap mare and series of stomps. Funk picks up Corino and bodyslam. Funk bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow to Corino. Funk bounces off the ropes and another elbow to the sternum of Corino. Funk with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Funk bounces off the ropes but gets kneed in the back by Shane Douglas. Douglas now chokes Funk from behind as Corino pounds him with punches. Corino now shoves Funk into the corner. Corino rips Terry Funk's "Motherfunker" t-shirt open and wails away with chops. Corino now hooks Funk and snap suplex. Corino now tags in the Franchise.
Douglas now hits Funk with a forearm right between the eyes. Douglas with a series of punches and Douglas whips Funk into the ropes. Back Elbow sending Terry Funk down to the canvas. Douglas drops a fist and starts choking Terry Funk. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Douglas picks up Funk and Douglas with a side headlock to Funk. Douglas hammers some punches into the forehead of Terry Funk. Douglas now rips at the flesh of the forehead of Terry Funk with his finger nails. Douglas whips Terry Funk in and clothesline sending the Funker crashing down to the canvas. Douglas now kneels down and pounds away at Funk with punches. Douglas tags in Corino. Corino now levels Funk with a kick to the face. It has been just a couple of tags with no team work involved between Corino and Douglas. They have not really made eye contact when making the tags either. Corino now whips Funk into the corner and Corino powerslams Funk as he comes out. Corino with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Corino with punches and another cover. One, Two,Kickout. Corino now picks up Funk and whips him in. HUGE Superkick knocking Funk down. Corino with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Corino now goes right into the chinlock. Corino leans down, putting his weight on Terry Funk. The referee checks the arm of Funk. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm a third time. The arm lifts and it only drops halfway before raising up. A "Lets Go Funker" chant starts as Terry is fighting to his feet. Funk drives an elbow into the gut of Corino. Funk drives another elbow and Funk drives a third elbow. Funk now shifts his weight and suplexes his way out of the hold. Funk needs to make the tag to Tony Mamaluke.
Corino is closer then Funk. Corino is inching over and Corino slaps the hand of Douglas. Douglas enters the ring and grabs Funk by the ankle. Funk is stretching more then his old body will allow. Funk kicks Douglas off and HOT TAG to Mamaluke. Mamaluke enters the ring knocking Douglas down with a punch. Mamaluke dropkicks Corino off of the ring apron. Douglas charges at Mamaluke but gets backdropped to the outside. Mamaluke now vaults over the top rope with a somersault plancha taking out both Triple Threat members. Mamaluke rams Douglas into the ring apron and rolls him in. Mamaluke is up top but Francine grabs the ankle. Get her out of there. Mamaluke kicks Francine off but Douglas with a punch to the midsection. Douglas now hooks Mamaluke for a superplex but Mamaluke blocks it by holding onto the top rope. Mamaluke now with a forearm and Mamaluke hooks Douglas. Tornado DDT off of the Top Rope to Douglas. Douglas is DEAD. Mamaluke is hurt as well. Terry Funk enters the ring and pulls Mamaluke on top. The referee is down. One, Two, Thr...Corino breaks up the hold by pulling Mamaluke off. Funk flies(well stumbles) at Corino knocking him to the outside with a clothesline. Mamaluke is up top again and Mamaluke flies off with the Sicilian Jam. One, Two, Thr...Francine puts Douglas's foot on the bottom rope. Mamaluke darts out of the ring and chases Francine around the ring. Douglas is up and Mamaluke runs right into a Douglas clothesline. Cover from Douglas hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas picks up Mamaluke and Belly-To-Belly Suplex. Douglas with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas is beside himself. Douglas now picks up Mamaluke and Douglas now with the Pittsburg Plunge. Another cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Douglas can't believe it. Douglas picks up Mamaluke but Mamaluke fights back with chops. Mamaluke now whips Doulgas into the ropes. Duck-Down by Mamaluke. Leapfrog by Mamaluke. No Mamaluke appears to have blown out his knee. Douglas has an evil smirk on his face. Douglas grabs Mamaluke and GETS SMALL PACKAGED. One, Two, Three. Mamaluke pulled a fast one of the Franchise.
Tony Mamaluke and Terry Funk defeated Shane Douglas and Steve Corino when Mamaluke pinned Douglas after a small package in 0:13:44. Rating: ** 1/4
Douglas wipes out Mamaluke with a clothesline. Douglas stomps the shit out of Mamaluke. This is the second time that Mamaluke has pinned the Franchise. Terry Funk has the flaming branding iron and Douglas makes a quick exit. Douglas slowly backs up the ramp and Corino is up there. Corino is argueing about something with Douglas. Douglas shoves Corino away and he walks to the back. Funk gives chase up the ramp with the flaming branding iron and Corino quickly runs up the ramp not wanting to be scorched by the flaming Funkin' Branding Iron.
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"Just a Little Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. Match 3 in the Best of 7 Series.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Lynn looks ready. The series is tied 1-1. This match will break the tie that currently goes on.
Jerry Lynn vs Super Crazy Crazy and Lynn lock up. Lynn with a side headlock on Crazy. Lynn takes Crazy down with a headlock takedown. Crazy goes right into the headscissors on Lynn. Lynn kicks out. Lynn charges in but gets drop toeholded. Oklahoma Side Roll from Crazy. One, Kickout. Lynn is up and hiptoss from Crazy. Lynn with a kick-off and Lynn charges Crazy but gets armdragged down to the canvas. Lynn charges Crazy again but gets armdragged down to the canvas a second time. Lynn charges Crazy a third time and again gets armdragged. Crazy now picks up Lynn and fires away with chops. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes and dropkick to Lynn. Crazy with the cover. One, Kickout. Crazy now grapevines Lynn's legs and catapault into the buckles. Crazy sunset flips Lynn. One, Kickout. Lynn goes for a clothesline but Crazy grabs the arm. Backslide to Lynn. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy catches Lynn with a kick to the midsection. Crazy with a forearm to the face of Lynn. Crazy now whips Lynn into the ropes and Lynn does a u-turn to the outside. Crazy with a pescado to Lynn. Crazy pounds away at Lynn with punches. Lynn went to the outside, a mistake which he should have learned from previous matches. He made the mistake in the heat of battle. Crazy rolls Lynn back in and Crazy is on the ring apron. Crazy with a ropeflip moonsault. Crazy with the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn still has plenty left to give Crazy a hard time. Crazy now picks up Lynn and European Uppercut. Crazy with a kick to the midsection. Crazy with a headsmash into the buckle. Crazy with a punch to the midsection. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes. Crazy ducks the head and Lynn makes him pay for it with a swinging neckbreaker. Lynn now drops an elbow to Crazy. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and hammers him with chops. Lynn whips Crazy into the ropes. Tilt-A-Whirl Side Slam by Jerry Lynn. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. This match is part of the best of seven series where the winner of the series gets a shot at the NAWA International Title. Lynn now picks up Crazy and Lynn with an European Uppercut. Lynn whips Crazy into the ropes. Lynn with a kick to the midsection. Lynn picks up Crazy and Liger Bomb from Jerry Lynn. Lynn with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and hooks him behind the head. Side Russian Legsweep. Lynn with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now hooks Crazy for a German Suplex but Crazy counters with a rolling prawn hold. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn wipes out Crazy with a lariat.
Lynn now with a kick to the face on Crazy as he attempts to pull himself up. Lynn with a knee to the midsection. Lynn hooks Crazy and fisherman suplex. Nice bridge from Lynn. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy is showing why he belongs in the NAWA tonight. So is Lynn for that matter. Lynn now picks up Crazy and Lynn hooks Crazy in a front facelock. Lynn lifts up Crazy and brain buster. Crazy was dropped on the back of his head with that one. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Crazy was a little slower at kicking out, probally because he had is brains scrambled on that last move. Lynn now picks up Crazy and Lynn chops Crazy. Lynn chops Crazy again. Lynn puts Crazy on the top rope. Lynn now climbs up with Super Crazy. Lynn with a shot to the midsection and he hooks Super Crazy. Going for a Superplex. No Crazy blocks it by hanging onto the top rope. Crazy with a shot to the gut. Crazy with another shot. Crazy knocks Lynn off the top rope. Crazy steadies his footing. Lynn however with a dropkick sending Crazy back down. Lynn climbs back up with Crazy. Lynn hooks Crazy and Lynn superplexes Crazy off of the buckles. Both men are down. The referee is putting the ten count on both men. Lynn rolls an arm on top at nine. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Lynn could have gotten the pin if he had not have been knocked silly on that superplex as well and covered right away. Lynn is up and Lynn picks up Super Crazy. Lynn with a couple of chops and a kick to the midsection. Lynn now puts Crazy's head between his legs in a standing headscissors. Going for a cradle piledriver but Crazy counters with a backdrop. Lynn tries to roll over Crazy in a sunset flip but Crazy sits down on Lynn. One, Two, Lynn rolls through. One, Two, Kickout. Both men are up and double clothesline takes both men out. Both men are down and the referee is putting the ten count on both men once again. Lynn is up and Lynn with a kick to the midsection. Lynn hooks Crazy and Tornado DDT attempt NO Crazy counters with a Northern Lights Suplex in mid-air. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. That counter nearly won the match for Super Crazy. Crazy is spent however and Lynn is up. Lynn now grabs Crazy from behind and German Suplex. Into a bridge. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. That may have been all Super Crazy had left to kick out of that.
Lynn puts Crazy in a rear waistlock and sets him on the top rope. Lynn now goes up top with Crazy and puts him in a standing headscissors. Lynn now lifts up Crazy for a power bomb but CRAZY COUNTERS WITH A TOP-ROPE FRANKENSTEINER. Damn. Crazy happens to land on top for the cover. One, Two, Thr...foot on the ropes. That was almost a miracle for Super Crazy. Crazy now picks up Lynn and hits him with a big chop. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes and Crazy with a spinning headscissors. Crazy seams to be getting a second wind. Crazy now slams Lynn and Crazy hops to the bottom rope. Moonsault. Crazy hops to the second rope. Moonsault. Crazy hops to the top rope. Moonsault. The trifecta connects. Crazy with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now picks up Lynn and puts him in a standing headscissors. Crazy picks up Lynn and Crazy hits the Crazy Bomb to Lynn. Crazy with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now rolls over Lynn and bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper. This could be a submission. Lynn is struggling to find a way out of this hold. Lynn makes it to the ropes. Crazy is up and he charges Lynn. Crazy gets backdropped to the outside but he lands on the apron. Lynn charges Crazy but Crazy pulls down the top rope and Lynn takes a nasty spill to the outside. Crazy now hops to the second rope and Asai Moonsault. Crazy takes Lynn down with that hold. Crazy throws Lynn into the ring and Crazy climbs to the top rope. Crazy with a flying bodypress to Lynn. Crazy with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now rolls over Lynn and puts him in the Crazy Chair Submission. Could this do it. Crazy is choking out Lynn with his own arms. Lynn is scooting on his knees and he bites the middle rope since his arms were tied up to break the hold. Crazy hammers Lynn with punches and climbs up top. Moonsault bodyblock no Lynn catches Crazy. Tombstone Piledriver attempt no Crazy kicks his feet and Crazy reverses the hold. Crazy now muscles Lynn into position no Lynn kicks his feet and the hold is reversed again. Lynn drives Crazy down to the canvas with the Tombstone Piledriver. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Three. Jerry Lynn wins it. Lynn leads the series 2-1.
Jerry Lynn pinned Super Crazy after a Tombstone Piledriver in 0:15:08. Rating: **** 1/4
Lynn has his hand raised. Another great chapter in the matches between the two tonight on Glory.
Coming up next:The match YOU have been waiting for. Harry Harris vs Sting for the NAWA World Title. Stick right with us on Glory.
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"Man Called Sting" plays and out comes Sting in black and gray facepaint with black tights with white scorpions and white boots. Sting has the NAWA World Title and HARRY HARRIS DIVES OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE NAWA VISION HITTING STING WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. Harry Harris picks up the title belt and smacks Sting with it. Harry Harris is not waiting for this match to start. Harris rams Sting headfirst into the metal support beams of the NAWA vision. Harris now grabs Sting throws him into the ring. The match starts.
NAWA World Title Match Harry Harris vs Sting(c)
Harry Harris with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Harris pounds away on Sting. No matter if you waylay the champion before the match an NAWA main event is not going to end in 10 seconds. Harris now rakes at the face of Sting. Harris picks up Sting and bodyslam. Harris now climbs to the outside. Harris is up top and he drops an elbow right to the chest of Sting knocking the wind out of him. Harris now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Harris now picks up Sting and throws him chest first into the corner. Harris with a corner clothesline. Harris now chokes Sting in the corner. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Harris now hammers Sting with chops. Harris picks up Sting and slams him facefirst onto the top buckle. Harris with a cover hooking the leg. Harris now picks up Sting and throws him into the ropes. Harris with a clothesline. Harris now bounces off the ropes and legdrop to Sting. Harris with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Harris now picks up Sting and bodyslam. Harris goes to the second rope and drops an elbow to Sting. Harris with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Harris picks up Sting and pounds away. Sting doesn't register. Sting is getting a second wind. Harris chops Sting but Sting beats on his chest.
Its showtime folks. Sting with punches to Harris and Sting whips Harris into the ropes. Leaping Clothesline by the Stinger. Sting bounces off the ropes and Jumping DDT to the Hardcore One. Sting now whips Harris into the ropes and the referee gets knocked down in the cross-fire. Stinger Splash attempt but Harris ducks and the referee gets hit. Harris with a superkick to Sting. Harris took advantage of that one but there is no referee to count. Harris picks up Sting and Harris Driver. Harris now is attempting to revive the referee but Natural Born Killerz plays over the Sound Speaker. I thought New Jack was in Harlem. Harris is looking at the entrance way and New Jack is behind him. New Jack hits Harris with a Trash Can. New Jack exits as quickly as he came. Harris is down but so is Sting and so is the referee. Harris took a vicious trash can shot but Sting was dropped by the Harris Driver. Sting is up and Sting pulls Harris up again. Scorpion Deathdrop attempt but Harris low blows Sting. Harris now picks up Sting and ANOTHER Harris Driver. The referee slides over as Harris covers. One.......Two........Three. OH MY FUCKING GOD. Harry Harris has done the impossible.
Harry Harris pinned Sting after the Harris Driver in 0:06:17 Rating: 1/2* (Harry Harris won the NAWA World Title.)
Harris is up and he holds up the title belt. Wait a minute. Here comes Commisioner Steamboat. We got to sort this out. We will be back after this break.
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Steamboat is conversing with the ring announcer and then with Harris. Harry Harris doesn't look too pleased.
Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen. The winner of this match...as a result of a disqualification for interference from New Jack, Hardcore Harry Harris. Sting is STILL the NAWA World Champion.
New Jack made good on his promise that Harris would not walk out of here NAWA World Champion tonight.
Harry Harris defeated Sting by disqualification in 0:06:17. Rating: 1/2* (Sting retained the NAWA World Title.)
Harry Harris is shown saying that New Jack will pay for what he did as Glory fades to black.