FBI warning is shown.
This PPV is rated PG-14.
Voiceover:Tonight the unforgiven structure of the cage will be the norm. Every Match will be inside a steel cage. Some will be fighting for blood. Some for revenge. Some for power. But most of pure hatred.
[The final seconds of the world title battle royal are shown. Followed by Jeff Jarrett holding up the world title]
Voiceover:Tonight. Two men battle it out for the NAWA world title. This rivally may be personal
[footage of Jeff Jarrett kabonging Shane with a guitar last week and Shane laying out Jarrett with a chain. Then we see footage of Jarrett throwing out Shane Douglas in the world title battle royal and Douglas pinning Jarrett in a tag team match]
Voiceover:Its NAWA rage in the cage live on PPV
The following image explodes onto your screen. Joey Styles and Cyrus are your commentators tonight.
Joey Styles:Welcome to NAWA Rage in the Cage. I am Joey Styles.....
Cyrus:and I am Cyrus. Tonight you will see two and a half of some of the greatest action the NAWA has to offer. We have hardcore. We have technical. We have high flying. We have everything but T & A and I sure with Dawn Marie and Francine out here tonight we might get some unscheduled T & A. Well enough about that. Lets get down to the ring for some action.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. He has been feuding with C.W. Anderson and this feud is personal. Brad Armstrong climbs the cage wall and climbs into the ring to the top tournbuckle. Brad Armstrong then poses and jumps down.
"The Enforcer theme" plays and out comes C.W. Anderson with Dawn Marie. C.W. enters the cage and the outside offical(Mickey Jaye) locks the door. H.C. Loc(the inside referee) makes sure the strap is on tight. The bell rings.
Leather Strap Match C.W. Anderson vs Brad Armstrong
The bell rings. C.W and Brad are exchanging blows. Lefts and rights. Brad tries to use the strap to whip C.W. into the cage but C.W. pulls Brad into a clothesline. C.W. then drops an elbow. C.W is tying the strap around the throat of Brad Armstrong and snap mare with the strap. Camel Clutch with the strap. Brad Armstrong maybe choked out early in this match. C.W still has the strap around Brad's throat and C.W. tags one corner. C.W. now goes for a second corner but Armstrong uses the strap to trip C.W. Armstrong is wailing in with right hands. Brad takes the strap and whips C.W. into the cage. Dropkick. Brad Armstrong grabs C.W again and kick to the midsection. Brad now doubles the strap and cracks it over the back of C.W. Brad is climbing to the top rope. Very loose mobilty with that strap. Brad flies off the top rope with a flying punch. Armstrong wrapping the leather strap around his fist and wailing away. Brad Armstrong now is going to tag the corners but C.W. hits a well placed undercut between the legs. C.W. with a standing headscissors and a power bomb. That shook up Armstrong a little bit. C.W. uses the strap to fling Armstrong into the cage and C.W hits a spinebuster coming out. Thats his move. But instead of going for the corners C.W. grabs the legs and turns Armstrong over into a boston crab. Sitting down on the small of the back. Brad Armstrong is trying to inch his way to the ropes but what good will that do. This is no-dq. C.W. finally releases the hold only to pick up Armstrong and put him in a bearhug. He drives Armstrong spine first into the cage. He does it again. C.W. now goes into his kneepad. DID HE JUST HIT ARMSTRONG WITH SOMETHING. C.W. stuffs it back into his tights. It must have been brass knuckles or a chain or something to put on his fist to give him extra punching power. C.W. now is dragging Armstrong around the ring. One corner tagged. C.W. is dragging Armstrong. Two corners. C.W. is still dragging the limp body. Three. Armstrong is scissoring the bottom rope so C.W. cannot complete the cycle. C.W. with a facerake and he hits a snap mare. rear chinlock with the knee digging into the back from ol' C.W. C.W. releases the hold, takes a couple of steps back, and hits a jumping legdrop.
C.W uses the strap and he slings Armstrong over the top rope. Armstrong is trapped in the area between the ring ropes and the cage. C.W. is wrapping the strap around the throat of Brad Armstrong and yanking back. Armstrong is helpless basically. Armstrong is tangled up in the ropes and with that strap still tied tight around his neck C.W. is pounding some forearms to the chest area. Good god. C.W. doesn't want to win. He wants to seriously injure Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong with a neck snap and he trys to loosen the strap from his throat. He does and Armstrong slingshots back into the ring and hits a clothesline. Armstrong is pounding away but C.W. with low blow using the strap and a DDT. Dawn Marie meanwhile is asking the time keeper to get out of his chair. The timekeeper does just that. Dawn Marie takes the chair and climbs to the top of the cage with it. C.W. climbs up half way and takes the chair from Dawn Marie. But Armstrong is climbing up behind him slowly. C.W goes to swing the chair at Armstrong but Armstrong ducks and rams C.W. facefirst into the cage. Armstrong then throws the chair to the mat and wraps the strap around the neck of C.W. Armstrong hooks the right arm and the head. SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP FROM A LEGIT 10 FEET IN THE AIR. The right hip of C.W. smacked on that chair. Brad Armstrong is barley moving himself. Either man could have blown out a knee fighting on the cage. C.W. is getting up but he can barley stand on his right leg. Brad Armstrong is up and Brad now rushes at C.W. and hits a dropkick. Brad goes for another run but Dawn Marie grabs the hair of Brad Armstrong outside the cage. Brad turns around and the outside referee is trying to get Dawn Marie off the cage. C.W. hits a kneelift sending Brad crashing into the side wall. The force knocks both the referee and Dawn Marie off the cage. Dawn Marie however didn't land as hard as the refere. The referee looks like he smacked his head onto the guardrail. Dawn Marie is reaching into the pocket of the referee. She produces the key. H.C. Loc protests but C.W. whips Brad Armstrong into the referee. Dawn Marie now is opening up the cage. C.W. Anderson locks a full nelson on Brad Armstrong. Dawn Marie goes underneath the ring and slides a wooden plateform into the cage. Dawn Marie then slides one of the wrenches used to tighten the tournbuckles into the ring. Meanwhile in the ring Armstrong is almost out from the full nelson. If the referee wasn't down C.W. could just tag all four corners right now. C.W releases the hold and grabs the wrench. He rips off one of the tournbuckle pads and now is loosening the bolt with that wrench. C.W. has the bolt off and now he drives it into the forehead of Brad Armstrong. That made a sickening sound. C.W raises it above his head and does it again. This is not dignified. Brad Armstrong has a crimson mask on. He is gushing blood like an oil geyser. C.W. is wrapping the strap around Brad and he sets him up. EXPLODER WITH THE STRAP ONTO THE PLATFORM. Brad Armstrong is now quivering on the mat. C.W. is now posing while he should be trying to tag the corners. H.C. Loc finally gets up. C.W. tags the first corner. As C.W. moves away Brad Armstrong tags it behind his back. C.W. tags the second corner. Brad Armstrong tags the corner as he is dragged by it. C.W. tags the third corner. Brad Armstrong tags the third corner behind his back. Now C.W. says:"It's over!" C.W. tries to drag Armstrong to the fourth corner so he can tag it. But Armstrong is now tugging back. Trying to prevent C.W. from getting to the fourth corner. We have a tug of war going on a few feet away from the fourth corner. C.W. tugs the strap and he sends Armstrong barreling in. But he may have tugged a little too hard. C.W. goes to tag the corner but Armstrong is also in reaching distance. Who will get to the fourth corner first? C.W. is nearly a millimeter away from touching the turnbuckle but Armstrong knocks his hand out of the way. Brad Armstrong falls onto the final turnbuckle. That will count. Brad Armstrong inches out a victory in the strap match.
Leather Strap-Cage Match: Brad Armstrong defeated C.W. Anderson in 0:07:04. Rating: 3/4*
Brad Armstrong fought for a war tonight. But C.W. is up and he looks pissed. C.W. clotheslines Brad Armstrong from behind. C.W. now picks up Brad Armstrong and rams him spine first into the cage. C.W. takes a chair that was in the ring and jams the edge into the back of Armstrong repeatedly. C.W. spits in the face of Brad Armstrong and leaves. The feud between C.W. Anderson and Brad Armstrong is far from over.
In the parking lot:
We are in the parking lot. Suddenly a limo pulls up. Could this be our former world champion that NAWA just signed. Well before we find out we go....
Backstage:
Jeff Jarrett is sitting backstage mentally preparing for his world title match. Scott Steiner suddenly barges into the dressing room.
Scott Steiner:WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WHEN I HAD SHANE DOUGLAS BEATEN ON GLORY. That FUCKER WAS THIS CLOSE TO BECOMING A CRIPPLE AND YOU HAD TO GET YOUR MOMENT. YOU HAD TO RUN IN WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE GUITAR.
Jeff Jarrett:Hold it right their and back it up. Lets not forget who has this(points to the world title belt over his shoulder) and who couldn't even beat Shane Douglas. Lets face it Scotty. You threw every big move you had. You tried to tear his arm out of the socket. You busted him open. Yet....
Steiner:I want you to listen. The only reason you have that belt is because I allowed it. I was the one that distracted the referee when you were thrown out of the battle royal. I will say no more. Good luck against Douglas tonight and oh yeah don't get to attached to that title.
Jarrett:Well. I am not laying down for you after the shit you pulled. If you want this title you will have to be the better man. and I know you are not you roided up freak.
We had back to the arena.
"Curry Man" by NAWA Productions plays and out comes the NAWA cruiserweight champion Curry Man. This is a ladder match inside a steel cage. Curry Man looks up at the cruiserweight title belt. Curry Man now climbs the cage and poses.
"Natural One" by Folk Explosion plays and out comes Michael Modest. Modest is circling the ring and CURRY MAN JUMPS OFF THE CAGE WITH A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK ONTO MODEST. Shit. Modest is splatted at ringside but Curry Man did some damage to himself as well. 12 foot drop to the floor by Curry Man. Curry Man nearly landed on his head. The bell rings.
Ladder Match inside a cage Curry Man(c) vs Michael Modest
Curry Man and Modest are trying to shake off the effects of that big pre-match spot. Modest gets to his feet first but Curry Man is up as well. Curry Man rushes at Modest and hits a thesz press off the ring steps. Curry Man now grabs a chair and lays it down on the chest of Modest. Curry Man lays another chair down on the chest. and a third chair. Curry Man is climbing up the cage. When he is half way up he lets loose with a moonsault. That was just breathtaking. Curry Man now rolls Modest into the ring. Curry Man now throws the chairs into the ring. Curry Man is underneath the ring and he pulls out a couple of tables. He stacks them up outside the cage. Curry Man then enters the ring. Modest is in a sitting position and Curry places the chair in front of Modest's face. Dropkick to the Face with the chair. Curry Man now with some stomps and Curry Man with a cartwheel and a elbowdrop. Curry Man does a somersault roll and hops to the second rope. Curry Man hits a Vader Bomb. Curry Man now is setting up the ladder. First attempt at the title belt. Curry is climbing the ladder rung by rung. Modest is up and he clubs Curry Man in the back. Modest now pulls Curry off the ladder and cuts him down with a clothesline. Modest now with a double underhook and double underhook suplex. Modest locks in a full nelson clutch. No submissions and no rules so Modest can keep this hold on as long as he wants to. Modest now is lifting Curry Man up and he hits a full nelson faceslam. Modest now with a bridge and a wierd submission move. Modest had the full nelson hooked on but he bridged over the head of Curry Man and hooked Curry Man's head in a headscissors submission. Modest releases the hold. Modest now with a forearm smash and a snap mare. Modest with a dropkick to the back of the head. Modest now with an elbowdrop. Modest now sets the ladder back up. Modest takes Curry Man and throws him facefirst into the set up ladder. Modest now with a series of kicks to the back. Modest with a reverse ddt. Now Modest is climbing the ladder. Curry Man is up and he sees Modest climbing the ladder. Curry Man is climbing up behind him. Curry Man with a shot to the back to pause Modest. Curry Man now powerbombs Modest off the ladder. Curry Man is still on the ladder and Curry Man dives off with an elbowdrop from 3/4s of the way up the ladder. Curry Man hooks Modest and northern lights suplex. Curry hangs on. Northern Lights Suplex. Curry hangs on. Northern Lights Suplex. Curry releases. Nice Locomotion Northern Lights Suplex. Curry Man now with a cartwheel into a moonsault. Curry Man sets up the ladder in the corner. The ladder is out of position. Curry climbs to the corner and hits a thesz press to the ladder driving it onto Modest. Curry Man now bows to Modest and now sets up the ladder again underneath the title belt. Curry Man is climbing up the stairway to glory. Modest is trying to get his wits to himself. Modest dropkicks the ladder out from underneath Curry Man. Curry Man's leg is caught in the ladder Modest now wreches Curry Man's knee against the ladder. Modest does it again. Modest then pulls Curry Man out from the ladder and slaps on a kneebar. Curry Man is on the verge of submiiting but remember this is a Ladder Match. So no Submissions. Modest now releases the kneebar and picks up the ladder. Modest jabs it into the knee of Curry Man as if it was a chair. He then sets up the ladder and just lets it fall onto the knee of Curry Man. Modest with a kneedrop to the knee and a leg grapevine. Trying to do some more damage to the knee. In reality this is a good strategy. Because if Curry Man's leg is injured he can't climb a ladder. Modest now with sets the leg on the bottom rope and sits down on it. He does it again. and Again.
Modest pulls Curry Man out of the ropes and hooks in an achilles tendon hold. Curry Man is trying to struggle out of the hold but Modest switches to a spinning toehold. Stomp. Modest now pulls back on the leg and falls backwards. Modest now with a standing figure four leglock and Modest is dragging Curry Man around the ring. Modest is setting up the ladder with Curry Man still in the standing figure four. Modest now turns Modest over and he has a reverse standing figure four on(not quite a sharpshooter). Modest is climbing up the ladder slowly dragging Curry Man with him. Modest then halfway up releases the hold and causes Curry Man to fall off the ladder. Modest may have it now. Modest is climbing closer and closer to the NAWA cruiserweight title belt. Curry Man is trying to stop it and Curry Man tips the ladder sending Modest crashing into the cage. Curry Man now is limping slightly and Curry Man whips Modest into the ropes. Drop Toehold floated over into an Native American Deathlock. Curry Man releases the hold and Curry Man with a double stomp to the lower back. Bow-And-Arrow Submission. Modest shifts the weight and locks in a half boston. Some more work on the leg. Modest is going back to the sound strategy of working on the leg. Modest now releases the hold. Modest now with a elbowdrop to the knee. Modest with another elbowdrop and shifts his weight. Another kneebar. Modest is using the ropes for added leverage. Curry Man is tapping out but this is a ladder match still. Modest would have won the title had it been a regular match. Modest finally lets up on this hold. Modest sets the ladder no Modest jams the ladder into the injured knee of Curry Man for emphasis. Modest then sets the ladder up. Modest is not going up the ladder. Modest with a swift kick to the leg as Curry trys to pull himself up on the ropes. Modest is climbing the ladder rung by rung but one of the rungs broke causing Modest to loose his footing a bit. Modest climbs back down and then goes to the other side of the ladder. Modest is now climbing up that side. Curry Man is back up and Curry Man grabs the rung that broke off. Curry Man hobbles up the ladder behind Modest and hits Modest with the ladder rung. Curry Man now hooks Modest and hits a reverse neckbreaker off the ladder. That hurt Curry Man too because he landed on his knee at an awkward angle. Modest is slowly climbing up the cage wall. What in the hell is he trying to do. Modest climbs over the top and climbs down to ringside. Modest goes underneath the ring and pulls out the stand by ladder. Modest now pulls out another ladder. A tall ladder. One that reaches past the top of the cage when stood on the outside. Modest slides the stand by ladder through the door and sets up the tall ladder by oneside of the cage. Modest then reenters the cage. Modest sets up the broken ladder in the corner. Modest then picks up Curry Man and drives him knee first into the ladder. Modest now hits a pumphandle suplex. Modest is climbing the ropes. Modest is climbing up the cage. Modest is now climbing up that ladder set up by the side of the cage. Modest flies off the cage with an inverted flying sitdown splash to the throat of Curry Man. Kind of a version of Ray Stevens's bombs away. Only off of a ladder. Curry Man may be dead. Michael Modest now sets up the ladder under the title belt.
Modest is climbing his stairway to glory. Will he get the belt. Curry Man isn't moving. Modest is getting closer. and closer. No he can't quite reach the belt. The ladder is slightly out of position. Curry Man meanwhile is inching his way up the ladder. Both men are right across from each other. Modest sees Curry Man. Punch attempt, no blocked. Curry Man fires back. Curry Man now is going for a suplex but Modest blocks it. Gutshot. The ladder is teetering dangerously. Modest now with a knifehand chop. The crowd goes WOOO!!! The ladder is tipping. Oh jesus christ. If it tips now this ladding is going to sting. The ladder tips. SHIT!!!! Curry Man crashes against the side of the cage but Modest slides off the cage and TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! Modest crashes through the tables set up at the beginning of the match. Modest is DEAD!!!! The crowd chants HOLY SHIT!!! Curry Man may have to be scrapped off of the cage. This is the damndest thing ever. Modest is somehow trying to reenter the cage but Curry Man is trying to detangle himself from the ropes as well. Modest has reentered the ring. Curry Man is out of the ropes. Curry Man with a knee to the midsection and Curry Man with a double underhook. Curry Man hits the Angel's Wings(Double Underhook Faceslam) but both men are down. The crowd is chanting for Curry Man to get up. Curry Man is setting up the ladder. Will he climb the stairway to glory. Curry Man is making his way up the ladder. He is climbing one rung at a time. Michael Modest is climbing up behind him. Shot to the back. Modest now hooks Curry Man and belly-to-back suplex off the ladder. Both men are down again. Modest is now the one climbing up the ladder to the belt. Modest is trying to use every last ounce of stregth he can muster in his body. Curry Man sees Modest near the belt and Curry Man dropkicks Modest off the ladder. Curry Man now whips Modest into the ropes and hits a jumping spinning heel kick. Curry Man is mustering a comeback sort of. Curry Man now whips Modest into the buckles. Foward roll and monkey flip out into the ladder. Curry Man gives the signal for the spicey drop. If he hits this one this could be the end of Modest. Curry puts Modest in the torture rack but a slidedown. Modest goes for a german suplex. Curry Man with an elbowsmash. Modest ducks it. Inverted atomic drop. Modest holds on and hits another. Modest hits a third and releases Curry. Modest goes for a lariat but Curry ducks it. Curry with an spin wheel kick to the back of the head. Curry Man does the splits and hits a dropkick when Modest comes back up. Curry Man now is going to attempt the spicey drop again. Curry Man lifts Modest up but Modest slips out again. Gutshot from Modest. Reverse Double Underhook. Modest lifts Curry Man up. AIR RAID CRASH. That back to back piledriver may have been the end of Curry Man. Modest energy is depleted as well. Modest is crawling over to the ladder. Modest is now is clawing his way up the ladder. Modest is on his way up. But Curry Man is up as well. Curry Man grabs one of the chairs from earlier. Curry Man whacks Modest in the back with it causing him to fall off of the ladder. Curry Man now lays the chair on Modest. Curry Man grabs the other two chairs and lays them on Modest as well. Curry Man is climbing the cage. He is going up that tall ladder as well. STARDUST PRESS FROM FIFTEEN FEET UP ONTO THOSE CHAIRS WHICH LAYED ON MODEST. Shit. Another impressive move. Curry Man is now has Modest in the torture rack. SPICEY DROP ONTO THE CHAIRS. This is getting crazy. Curry Man is now climbing the ladder. Their is no way Modest is getting up. Curry Man is halfway up. Modest is still down. Curry Man is within reaching distance. CURRY MAN GRABS THE GOLD.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Cage Match: Curry Man defeated Michael Modest in 0:16:19. Rating: *** 1/4 (Curry Man retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)
Curry Man is dazed from that match and the crowd is giving him a standing ovation. He pulled off some crazy shit during that match. We see replays of the split legged moonsault bodyblock at the beginning, the moonsault onto three chairs and Michael Modest, Curry Man getting his knee wreched into the ladder, the ladder rung breaking, bombs away from Michael Modest, Angel's Wings from Curry Man, Air Raid Crash from Modest, Stardust Press onto Modest and the chairs, and a Spicey Drop onto the chairs to Modest to wrap up things.
But now here is a second title match. "Disco Fever" plays and out comes the challenger for the International title. The Disco Inferno. He wants to boogie woogie oogie. But enough about that. Disco has the microphone.
Disco Inferno:Things have not been going well for the Disco Inferno in the NAWA. I should have won the world title in the battle royal but because of a conspricy I did not. Ultimate Warrior used an foriegn object in his elbowpad to pin me. and Sid Vicious paid off the referee. But tonight I will defeat Super Crazy and win the international title for all my legions of fans out their.
"Just a Little Crazy" plays and out comes the International Champion of the NAWA "The Insane Luchadore" Super Crazy. Super Crazy is a better wrestler than D.I and more focused. Disco however is a former WCW television and WCW cruiserweight champion so he knows what it is like to hold championship gold.
NAWA international title Disco Inferno vs "The Insane Luchadore" Super Crazy
The bell rings. Disco offers his hand. Crazy takes it and CLOTHESLINES DISCO. Crazy went for the sneak attack first. Crazy whips Disco into the cage and hits a drop toehold. Dandina Cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy with an armdrag. Crazy with another. and Crazy with a third. Disco trys to bail but the cage wall is in the way. Disco is trapped. Crazy hits a clothesline and a drop toehold. Oklahoma Side Roll. Cover:One, Two, kickout. Super Crazy with some more chops. Another whip in. Leapfrog. Duck-down. Dropkick. Disco trys to climb up the cage but Crazy stops him by hammering him in the back. Crazy now hits a cross-armed power bomb on Disco sending him off the cage. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Disco was almost done with that one. Crazy puts Disco on the top tournbucle. Shot to the midsection. Crazy jumps on Disco's shoulders and flips over. Top-Rope Frankensteiner. Crazy now goes for the bottom rope moonsault and he hits it. He goes for the second rope moonsault and he hits that. He goes for the top rope one but Disco gets the knees up. Both men are down . Disco is biding himself a little time and Disco fixes his hair. Disco then hits some stomps on Super Crazy. Disco picks up Super Crazy and snap mare takeover. A little shake your booty and Disco drops an elbow to Super Crazy. Cover:One, Two, Disco pulls Super Crazy up. I don't know if that was a wise move. Disco now with a knee to the gut and THE MACARENA PILEDRIVER LIVES. Disco is dancing and he covers Crazy with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Disco now covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Disco now whips Crazy into the buckles and some stomps to the midsection. Disco now whips Crazy in. Thesz Press no Crazy counters with an inverted atomic drop. Crazy goes for a clothesline but Disco ducks it. Atomic drop from Disco and Crazy does a dramatic oversell. Knee to the gut again and Boogie Woogie Oogie Neckbreaker. Disco covers Crazy with his thumb. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Disco is now bitching about a "slow count" Disco with a chinlock and Disco is using the ropes for leverage when the referee isn't looking. When the referee looks up Disco takes his feet off the ropes. The referee asks Disco why the ropes are shaking and Disco says a breeze went through the arena. The ref seems to buy it and when the ref goes back to checking on Crazy, Disco plops those feet back on the rope. The referee is checking the arm of Crazy. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and Disco releases the hold. Disco dances around but the arm remains up. Disco is informed that he didn't win and goes for a cover since he thinks he may have softened up Crazy enough for a pin with a chinlock. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Disco is throwing a temper trantrum because he thought he had the match won. Disco now goes for the Last Dance Leglock(That standing figure-four he used during his first run in WCW). Disco locks it in. This may be the end of Super Crazy. No Crazy is too close to the ropes.
Disco is getting frustrated and dutifully so. Disco now whips Crazy into the ropes and a clothesline. Disco now with another elbowdrop. Disco now climbs the second rope. Disco does a hip shivel and drives the elbow into the sternum of Super Crazy. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, shoulder up. Disco is really frustrated. Disco now picks up Crazy and belly-to-back suplex. Disco covers Crazy this time sneaking the feet on the second rope. One, Two, Thr....The referee sees the feet. The referee says he will DQ Disco Inferno and Disco says his feet ended up on the ropes when he made the cover. Disco meanwhile is saying screw this and he is climbing up the cage. Disco is trying to escape the cage. But if he does this Disco can't win the belt because their are no escapes from the cage tonight. cage escapes will not count. Disco hops down when he releases that. Disco measures Crazy. Kick to the gut and Disco goes for the Chartbuster but Disco is sent face first into the cage. Crazy then hits a release dragon suplex as Disco comes back in. Both men are down. The offical is putting a standing ten count on them. Crazy is up. Crazy is now climbing the ropes. He is climbing futhur. Crazy is standing on the top of the cage. MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE. Holy Shit. Cover from Crazy. This should do it. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up???? How in the hell. It must be a miracle...Disco somehow kicked out. Crazy is beside himself. Crazy pulls Disco up. Crosses his arms. STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX. Disco's brains are offically scrambled not that he needs much scrambling to begin with. Crazy maintains the bridge. One, Two, Thr....Kickout???? Good god. Disco should be in traction and not kicking out of these moves. Crazy picks up Disco. Crazy picks up Disco in a power bomb and starts running foward. LIGER BOMB INTO THE CAGE. Somebody scrape Disco off the cage. Crazy holds on and hits the Liger Bomb in the ring. Crazy gets up and makes a lateral press hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr.....Shoulder up???? Damn it Disco. For your own helath. STAY DOWN!!!! Crazy puts Disco on the top rope and climbs up. Crazy has a standing headscissors. OH SHIT. Oh damn to hell. TOP-ROPE PILEDRIVER. Disco quivers for a second and then stops moving. Cover from Crazy. Mercifully its over. One, Two, Thr....foot on the rope. Disco is either brave or stupid. I can't figure out which. Crazy now hooks Disco in a cross-face chicken wing. MILLENIUM SUPLEX. This is crazy. Crazy bridges. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Crazy scissors Disco and trys to go for the win with the cross-face chickenwing. Disco gets in the ropes. Crazy releases. Crazy now puts Disco on the top rope. Crazy climbs up with him. Fisherman Suplex no SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTA. That may have been the final blow. Super Crazy now puts Disco in a dragon sleeper. What the hell. Crazy walks up the buckles Backwards. Disco now flies off with a swinging inverted DDT with a bit of a spike to it. Cover:One, Two, Three. Crazy retains the international title after nearly having to kill Disco Inferno.
Cage Match: Super Crazy pinned Disco Inferno after an inverted Swinging DDT in 0:09:36. Rating: ** 3/4 (Super Crazy retained the NAWA international title.)
Crazy accepts the international title. Give Disco Inferno credit. He put up quite a fight. But lets go backstage. Something is going on.
We are backstage. We see that this is the office of "The Boss". Barry Horowitz, Dave Burkhead, Adrian Bryd, The Power Company(Power Company I and Power Company II), and The Gambler. All our former jobbers in the old WCW. Who gave these guys air time for PPV.
Barry:So you see Boss. We want a job. We haven't had any jobs since Vince McMahon had bought WCW and rotted it to hell. So....
Voice:So you want to do a job Barry. Well you and your friends have a job. However since you jobbers have done nothing but look up at the lights your entire career I am starting a jobber division. With the Jobber Title. So some of you guys might actually get a win once and a while. All show up on Glory and I will give you your "job". Invitation jobber Battle Royal. The winner becomes the first NAWA jobber champion. Oh hears a look at the new title belt that I just made up why you guys made your case.
An arm comes out and sets out a cardboard structure shaped to look like a title belt. On it in black perminent marker is written "Jobber Champion".
Voice:and another thing. Since you are jobbers you salary will be paided in Tv dinners. So if you win at least you will get something to eat you bums. You can even use my office microwave. Now be gone with you.
The jobbers leave. On Glory a "Jobber Invitation Battle Royal". For the new NAWA jobber title.
That is just the first hour of the PPV. Their is plenty more to do.