Welcome to the second hour of NAWA rage in the cage. We fade to the arena.
"Simon Says" plays and out comes Simon Diamond and Swinger. With Dawn Marie and C.W. Anderson. Simon and Swinger enter the cage but the outside referee sends Dawn Marie and C.W. to the back preventing any interference.
"Amish Paradise" plays and out comes "Dastardly" Danny Doring and "The Angry Amish Chicken Plucker" Roadkill. They have quite a hurdle ahead of them.
For the Vancant NAWA tag team titles Swinger and Simon vs Danny Doring and Roadkill.
Roadkill starts out with Swinger. This Roadkill is like a brick house. Swinger goes for a shoulderblock but he bounces off of Roadkill. Swinger is now up and he goes for a punch but Roadkill expertly blocks it and hits a roundhouse right. Swinger is knocked on his ass and he makes a tag to Simon Diamond. Will Simon have better luck. Simon goes for a dropkick but Roadkill side steps it. Simon is whipped in and Dirt Road Slam from Roadkill. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. That almost did Simon in. Roadkill runs in the ropes but Swinger hits a knee to the back. Simon is up and he hits a Triple H style facebuster which Roadkill barley registers. Roadkill goes for a clothesline but Simon ducks it and dropkicks Roadkill in the right leg. Simon now with a dropkick to the face and a lateral press. One, Kickout. Simon with a kneelift to the midsection and a russian legsweep. Tag to Swinger. Swinger hits a slingshot somersault legdrop. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Swinger with a cobra clutch and he hits a russian legsweep. Still has the clutch locked on. Roadkill may be put out. Now a bodyscissors is added. This may sap all the air out of Roadkill. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Roadkill's foot is starting to move and he is trying to power out but Swinger releases the hold and hits a falling headbutt to the groin to cut off the hulk up. Swinger picks up Roadkill and hits a leg lariat sending him to the mat. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Swinger now climbs to the second rope and splashes Roadkill. Swinger then takes two steps back and drops an elbow. Roadkill is still down but Swinger decides to whip Roadkill into the ropes and hit a drop toehold. Swinger with a some stomps and now Swinger picks up Roadkill again. Swinger with a double underhook. Swinger hits a double underhook faceslam. Swinger says "I AM THE GAME!" and covers. One,Two, Thr....Swinger pulls Roadkill up. Swinger bows at the fallen body of Roadkill and does a falling headbutt. Cover:One, Two, Thr...Swinger pulls Roadkill up. Swinger whips Roadkill into the corner but Roadkill flys out with a lariat.
Roadkill needs to make a tag in a bad way. Swinger is closer. Tag to Simon and Simon grabs the leg of Roadkill. Roadkill is reaching. Reaching. Reaching. HOT TAG to Danny Doring. Doring is in. Dropkick for Swinger. Dropkick from Simon. Double Coconut smash for both. Doring hits the Wham Bam Thank You Ma'Am on Swinger and turns his attention to Simon. Doring with a kick to the midsection. Doring hits the Bareback. Its over. C.W. Anderson is back at ringside. C.W. enters the cage with a chair and Doring dropkicks the chair in his face. Roadkill lifts up C.W. and they hit the Lancaster Lariat of Lust on C.W. Simon is still down from the bareback. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Swinger meanwhile grabs the chair that C.W. brought into the cage and whacks Roadkill in the face with it. Doring climbs to the top rope and goes for the Danacoda but Swinger chairs him as he flies off the top. Simon and Swinger picks up Doring and DOUBLE FLAPJACK INTO THE CAGE. Simon hangs on to his flapjack and PROBLEM SOLVER ON THE CHAIR. That Flapjack/DDT combo did it. Cover from Simon:One, Two, Three. Simon and Swinger are the first NAWA tag team champions.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Cage Match for the vacant NAWA tag team titles: The Enforcers (Simon Diamond and Swinger) defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Diamond pinned Doring with the Problem Solver in 0:04:10. Rating: * (The Enforcers (Simon Diamond and Swinger) won the NAWA tag team titles.)
Swinger, Simon, and C.W. bolt from the cage just like they robbed a bank. They grab the tag team title belts on their way back and are running to a waiting limo with their ill-gotten gains. No wait Swinger and Simon fall out of the limo and C.W. goes out as well. Brian Lee and Chris Candido exit the limo. What in the hell. These guys were attacked by Scott Steiner before their semifinal match and they lost in short order to the Enforcers. They probally think they deserve the first shot at the titles since they didn't get a fair fight.
It is now time for the chain match. Their is a chain suspended on a pole hooked to the top of the cage. The first person to get the chain can use it as a weapon. Lets go backstage.
Norman Smiley is talking with his back to the camera. Norman has jeans and t-shirt on for what we can see.
Norman:I can't believe I going to have to do this. But Alex Wright has pushed the buttons. But I don't have to use the chain. I just have to stop him from getting it. Yeah. I can still be technical. and as an added percusion just incase he gets the chain.
Norman turns around and we see Norman with a hockey mask on, a chest protector, and knee pads covering both of his legs.
"The Berlyn Theme" plays and out comes Alex Wright. Alex Wright is yelling out members of the crowd calling them "Stupid American Slime!"
The Norman Smiley theme plays and out comes Norman Smiley. The crowd is cheering for Norman because they HATE Alex Wright with a pashion.
Chain Match "Screaming" Norman Smiley vs Alex Wright
Alex Wright starts beating the hell out of Norman Smiley but wait. THAT ISN'T THE REAL NORMAN SMILEY. The Real one is scaling the cage sans padding. Just in jeans and a t-shirt. Norman hoodwinked Alex. Alex throws "Norman Smiley" into the cage but gets rolled up by the real deal. One, Two, Kickout. Alex is shocked and relealizes he has been tricked. Alex rushes at Norman but he gets a drop toehold into a Native American Deathlock. The Imposter Norman Smiley leaves the cage. Norman releases the hold and Norman whips Alex into the ropes and a waistlock takedown. Floatover to a full nelson on the mat. Norman rocks back and rams Alex's tailbone into the canvas. He does it again. and again. Norman is going for the cover:One, Two, Kickout. Norman now climbs to the top rope and hits a flying cross body no Alex rolls through. Instead of going for the cover he pounds Norman Smiley with punches. He doesn't want to win intill he uses that chain. Alex picks up Norman and rams in facefirst into the cage. Alex rakes Norman's face across the cage. Alex now with a kick to the back and Alex whips Norman into the other end and a brutal clothesline. Alex now whips Norman into the buckles again hard back first and Alex with a spinning backbreaker. Alex is going after the back driving some well placed knees into it. Alex with a bearhug on Norman and he rams him spine first into the cage. He does it again. and again. Alex then rotates and drops Norman with a spinebuster slam. Alex now with a boston crab. Trying to sit down on the spine of Norman. To reduce Norman's spine into a crushed structure. Norman is about done. The referee is checking the arm and Alex releases the hold. Alex is now climbing up the ropes and he is on his way to the chain. Alex is on his way up the cage and now he is up the pole. Norman sees this and a look of horror spreads on his face. Norman sprints up the pole and is pulling Alex down. Alex is trying to fight it but both men fall off the pole and into the ring. Norman did some more damage to his back with that one. Alex is up and Alex is going up towards the pole again. Kind of a one track mind. Norman back is shot but he somehow gets up again before Alex gets to the pole Norman climbs to the top rope and back suplexes Alex off the cage. Both men are down once again. A lets go Norman Lets go chant starts and Norman gives the signal. Norman Conquest no Alex with a low blow backward kick and a hangman's neckbreaker. Alex is on his way up the pole again. Alex is nearly their. Alex grabs the chain. Now Alex climbs down the pole. He goes for a chain punch but Norman ducks it. Rolling Cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Norman flies headfirst into the cage. Alex now with a knee to the back and bow-and-arrow submission on Norman.
Norman is let out of the hold and now Alex grabs the chain. Norman is rolled over and Alex locks Norman in a camel clutch with the chain. Norman may get put out with that. Can Norman find a way to escape. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Alex releases the hold and drops a well placed elbow onto the back of Norman. Alex is pounding Norman's back with fists. Alex with some forearms and stomps to the lower back. Norman now is picked up and locked in a horizontal backbreaker. Will Norman submit now. No Alex now drops Norman in a backbreaker from the position. and he holds on. Keeping that knee digging into the lower back area of Norman Smiley. Alex lifts up Norman again and drills him with a second backbreaker. and a third. and Alex picks him up and drills him with a fourth backbreaker. Now Alex finally lets up. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. How did Norman kick out. I will never know. Alex now grabs the chain and Alex rears back. Alex punches Norman with the chain. Norman is down and bleeding from the nose. Alex now does the same thing again. Alex does it a third time. Alex does it one more time. Alex now puts the chain around his foot and kicks Norman in the face. Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Alex pulls Norman up. Alex now with some stomps with the chain around his foot. Alex with a waistlock and German Suplex. Bridged. One, Two, Thr...Alex lets go of the bridge. This cocky son of a bitch probally thinks he can win the match at any time. Alex now climbs to the top rope. He puts the chain on his knee. Flying kneedrop with the chain. Alex gets up and he dances. Alex is getting a little too cocky for his own good. Alex now spreads Norman's legs and stomps his groin with the chain wrapped around his foot. Alex lifts Norman up and Norman tastes the steel cage. A small cut is forming on the face of Norman Smiley. Alex rakes the chain across the cut opening futher and Alex is now going after that cut with punches. Like a shark smelling blood is Alex Wright. Alex is now raking and biting at the cut. Alex with a cover. One, Two, Thr....Norman is pulled up again. Alex now puts his fingernails on the face of Norman Smiley and rakes all the way down his face. Alex with some more knees to the back and Alex wraps the chain around his fist. Alex is pounding Norman with the chain in the lower back area. Alex now lifts up Norman and another backbreaker. Cover with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Alex is furious and blasts Norman in the face with the chain loaded fist numerous times. Alex with another cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Alex is getting in the face of the referee complaining about a slow count. Alex is now picks up Norman and throws him facefirst into the cage. Alex now hits a hangman's neckbreaker. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. How in the hell. Nevermind. Alex is really getting frustrated and he puts Norman on the top rope. Alex climbs up behind him. TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE. Norman is quivering on the mat. Cover:One, TWo, Thr....Alex gets up. What the hell is he doing. Alex now picks up Norman and throws him headfirst into the cage again. Alex then mounts Norman and is blasting him with closed fist punches. Alex has snapped. Alex now is up and rolls Norman over. Alex is pounding away at the back of Norman with the same kind of pucnhes. Alex hooks Norman in a front facelock and picks him up. Brain Buster. Alex is still stomping away at Norman Smiley. Alex then puts a double handed chokehold. Alex is ramming the back of Norman's head into the canvas while still in the chokehold. Alex releases and yells "GET UP PUNK!!!" Norman trys to sit up but Alex kicks him viciously in the face. Alex now rips Norman's shirt open and props him up in the corner. CHOP. Chop. Chop. Alex with another chop and a snap mare to Norman. Dropkick to the back of the head. Alex picks up the chain and goes to the second rope. Second Rope Fistdrop with the chain. Alex delivers a lax cover. One, Two, Thr....SHOULDER UP???? Alex is pissed and Alex places Norman on the top rope. Alex hooks Norman and a TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE. The second one in this match. Norman folded up like an accordian and now he is laying on his face. Norman is about finished and Alex sits on his back. Camel Clutch Chain chokehold. It may be wise for Norman to stay down. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and IT STAYS up. Alex releases the hold and picks up Norman. Slap. Alex just slapped Norman right across the face. Norman has a big red smudge on his face. Alex now spits in the face of the barley awake Norman. Alex does it again. This is not nessasary. Alex advances and GETS ROLLED UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE. One, Two, Three. Norman Smiley wins.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Chain-Cage Match: Norman Smiley pinned Alex Wright after a small package in 0:11:42. Rating: **
Alex is in a state of disbelief. Norman has won the match with fluke rollup. Alex goes for Norman but Norman bolts out of the cage and runs backstage to avoid the wrath of Alex Wright.
We cut to the parking lot. The limo is still out their. The limo door is opening but we have to fade back to the arena so we don't see who the man in the limo is.
We are backstage and New Jack is sitting beside his can of plundah.
New Jack:That motha the Sandman should know that New Jack ain't one to be messed with. Especially when I can't kick the ass of any motha walking in the NAWA. So New Jack. Getting ready to get yo ass kicked.
We fade to the arena. The tournbuckle pads have been taken off and the barbed wire have been put up. The ladder is in the ring and their is a singapore cane wrapped in barbed wire suspended above the ring.
"Enter the Sandman" by Metallica plays and out comes the Sandman. Sandman is forgoing the long entrance and he just comes down the ramp and enters the cage.
"Natural Born Killerz" play and out comes New Jack with the standard trash can full of random plundah.
Barbed Wire Dreams For the Vancant NAWA extreme title New Jack vs The Sandman
The bell rings and New Jack rushes at Sandman and hits some jabs and a forearm smash. This backs Sandman off long enough for New Jack to empty his trash can of plundah. New Jack now hits Sandman with a CD Case. New Jack grabs an alarm clock and hits Sandman with it. New Jack grabs a pair of salad tongs and grabs Sandman in an uncomfortable place with them. Sandman counters by hitting New Jack with a bag of flour. Sandman grabs a pair of chop sticks and starts hitting New Jack in random parts of his body with them. New Jack kicks Sandman in the shin and bashes him with a dust pan. New Jack now sets up a dictionary. Kick to the midsection. DDT on the dictionary. New Jack is now climbing the cage for one of those coils of barbed wire. New Jack grabs it and throws it down. New Jack grabs a DVD player and jabs Sandman in the gut with it. New Jack grabs piece of broken glass and is raking it into the face of the Sandman. Did New Jack go through the local dumpsters to find some of these weapons. New Jack grabs the barbed wire and has a door knob. New Jack hits Sandman with the door knob and is wrapping the barbed wire around the face of the Sandman. New Jack grabs a roll of scotch tape and tapes Sandman's hands behind his back. New Jack now grabs a sickle and starts stabbing Sandman in the face with it. Sandman has sprung a leak and now New Jack is climbing the cage. New Jack has reached the second coil of barbed wire. New Jack meanwhile is down and he grabs a lava lamp. He breaks it over the face of the Sandman. New Jack now has the bag of flour used earlier and he is wrapping it in barbed wire. But the barbs cause the bag to punture causing a realease of flour. Sandman meanwhile gets the scotch tape away from binding his hands. New Jack throws a handful of flour at the Sandman. The Sandman retalates by kicking flour in the face of New Jack. Sandman now grabs a radio. Takes a few steps back and hits New Jack over the head with it. Sandman grabs a car motor and drops it onto the head of New Jack. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Sandman now grabs New Jacks trash can and puts it over his head. Sandman now grabs a small club and swings it as it were a baseball bat. New Jack is encased in the trash can. Sandman pulls the crushed can off of New Jack and grabs a brick. Sandman shatters the (gimmicked) brick over the head of New Jack. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Sandman attempts to whip New Jack into the barbed wire but New Jack reverses. Sandman hits the barbed wire and Sandman's shirt becomes entangled in the barbed wire thus ripping it. New Jack now hits Sandman with a wooden plank and grabs a cordless drill. New Jack is wrapping the barbed wire around the drill bit. New Jack flips the drill on and attempts to drill the Sandman but Sandman blocks the drill with his hand. A big mistake. Their is a deep cut in the left hand of the Sandman. Sandman however knees New Jack in the gut but The Sandman is in pain from the drill boreing into his left hand. Sandman grabs the roll of tape however and is wrapping his left hand up in it. Like thats going to help.
Sandman is taking the barbed wire off the drill and now is wrapping it around his own leg. Sandman rushes at New Jack but New Jack ducks and Sandman hits the barbed wire back first. No shirt to protect Sandman this time and the barbed wire is shredding his back. OUCH. New Jack grabs a guitar and plays a tune. New Jack then winds up and KABONGS Sandman with a guitar. Sandman slumps to the mat not moving that well. New Jack is now climbing the ladder to the barbed wire wrapped singapore cane. New Jack grabs it and throws it down in the ring. New Jack then climbs down then climbs up to grab a third coil of barbed wire on the third corner of the cage. New Jack grabs the end of a rake and rakes the rake down the face of the Sandman. Blood is squirting in the ring. New Jack has the staple gun. Not this. No wait Sandman blocks it with a well placed kick to the crotch. Sandman grabs the staple gun and Sandman is attempting to staple New Jack to the mat but New Jack counters by raking some barbed wire across the face of the Sandman. New Jack then hits Sandman with a wooden plank from behind. Sandman falls foward and rips one of his pants legs open with the barbed wire. New Jack finds Sandman's ripped shirt and is choking him with it. New Jack is now rubbing the face of the Sandman into the barbed wire. New Jack picks Sandman up and crotches him barbed wire. New Jack now winds up with the wooden plank and breaks it over the head of the Sandman. New Jack grabs the coil of barbed wire and is wrapping more around the already covered singapore cane wrapped in barbed wire. New Jack winds up and cracks Sandman with the barbed wire cane. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. New Jack goes for a second shot but Sandman ducks and hits a White Russian Legsweep on New Jack. New Jack is clutching his throat. Cover:One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Sandman now climbs the cage. Their is no barbed wire down. Sandman now goes for a flying senton but New Jack rolls out of the way. New Jack now grabs a crowbar and prys the door open. New Jack whacks Sandman in the gut and goes underneath the ring. New Jack pulls a table out and slides it into the ring. Sandman is up and New Jack grabs the staple gun. New Jack staples Sandman in the eye with it. New Jack then grabs a chair and smashes it over the head of Sandman. He does it again. He does it again. He does it a third time. He does it a fourth time. New Jack now climbs the cage with the chair. What in the hell is this insane bastard trying to do. SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH THE CHAIR SENDING SANDMAN THROUGH THE TABLE. New Jack falls on top of Sandman. One, Two, Three. New Jack is the first Xtreme Champion.
[Barbed Wire Dreams Match]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Cage Match for the vacant NAWA King of Extreme title: New Jack pinned The Sandman after a cage top splash with a chair through a table in 0:10:46. Rating:* (New Jack won the NAWA King of Extreme title.)
New Jack is up and he grabs the Xtreme title like it was his newborn child. Sandman is laid splattered in the center of the ring. New Jack went through hell tonight to get the xtreme title.
The ring is getting cleared up. Lets go backstage.
Shane Douglas is lacing up his boots. He sees the camera.
Shane Douglas:Tonight it will be the night where I prove all my doubters wrong. Tonight will be the tonight that I win the NAWA world title. Jeff Jarrett screwed me out of the world title On January 3 but tonight will be the night where Jarrett's bogus time reign comes to a crashing hault. I don't care what it takes. Jarrett has always been a lame duck champion. But however many people think he is a transitional champion to Scott Steiner so they forget about the Franchise. Well let me say one more thing. Those doubters are going to be wrong when they go on the internet tommorow and decids how many stars my match gets. They will admit that they were wrong. Or maybe they will deny they ever doubted me. the little stuck up smark jackasses. Thats all.
Well next up is the final part of the PPV. It will be Sid Vicious vs Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett vs Shane Douglas. Don't you dear miss it.