Rupp Arena
Lexington, Kentucky
As Monday Night Brawl got on the air, GM Greg Banks made his way to ringside wearing a neck brace and gave strict orders to Brawl Chief Of Security Polar to have his men cover every entrance to the Rupp Arena in case Carnage members decided to show up. Banks was then confronted by Maurice Bad who expressed his frustrations with his current status in Team Corporate 2006. Banks told him to shut his mouth and do what he was told. Banks told him to know his role and ordered him to make sure Grunge looses the SIW title to Ragin’ Craig. Bad told him that he doesn’t care what happens and that Ragin’ Craig can fight his own battles. After a stare down, Maurice picked up his bag and walked away.
Disgruntled SIW Diva Liana Lewis took on Regina Todd in the first match. Lewis was accompanied by Hannah and Regina had the SIW Women’s Champion Xtina in her corner. After Regina whipped Liana to the ropes, she went for a hip toss but Liana reversed it and sent her through the ropes outside of the ring. Xtina tried to get involved in the match but seconds later Hannah nailed her with a face buster off the apron. Regina then pulled a fast one and handcuffed Liana to the security rail causing her to get counted out since the ref and Hannah couldn’t find the key. After the bell rang, Hannah chased Regina and Xtina all over the arena while Greg Banks came out and criticized Liana’s match and spat in her face for what she did last week. Banks said that there was no way he was giving her all that money when she can’t even win a match. Banks looked at her and laughed and said whoever thought of the handcuffs must be a genius. Banks then pulled out a key from his pocket and said he was going to flush it down a toilet. The cameras followed him backstage and all of a sudden he bumped into the SIW European Champion C-Mac and Alora Wright. Macavedi threatened Banks he would cancel his big announcement unless he gave Liana the key to the handcuffs. Banks agreed and let C-Mac give Liana the key as the show cut to a commercial.
A security guard was patrolling at one of the entrances when all of a sudden Alcoholics Anonymous assaulted him and tied him to a chair with rope. As the guard started yelling for help, Armani hit him with the Spinnin' pimp slap a few times in the face while Airington duck taped his mouth shut so no one can hear him.
Corporate members Maurice Bad, Dallas Nash & Jason Brown took on the former World Tag Team champions Harkie & Natedawg along with Eclipse. As the match progressed, many wondered how Bad could co-exist with his team after what was said to Banks at the beginning of the show. Brown missed a closeline on Harkie and nailed Bad by mistake causing him to fall off the ring. Brown tagged in Nash who eventually picked up the win after delivering a modified front face leg sweep to Eclipse and pinned him. After the match, Harkie and Natedawg assaulted Nash and Eclipse while Bad battled fellow teammate Jason Brown on the outside. Officials and road agents poured out and managed to get things back in order.
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Backstage, the fans saw an old face in “The Amazing” Desperado as he reported to the GM’s office. Banks shook his hand and told him it was great to have him back as a member of Team Brawl at Assault. As they continued to catch up on old times, former SIW Hardcore Champion A.B.A then appeared and looked really upset. A.B.A started yelling because Banks promised him a spot in the Rumble also and there was no entries left. Desperado and A.B.A got into a stare down and were ready to fight but Banks told them he had a solution. He announced that since their both back on the roster, next week on Brawl, were going to see, Desperado take on former SIW Hardcore champion A.B.A for the fifteenth spot on Team Brawl.
SIW European Champion Chris Macavedi came to the ring to make his announcement. C-Mac said he was proud to introduce the fourteenth member of team Brawl at Assault, a member from Carnage that will single handedly help him eliminate his opposition at the pay per view. He was then interrupted by Alcoholics Anonymous who came out on the entrance ramp. As A.A distracted him, Bishop, Gateman and Viction appeared from the crowd behind them and surrounded C-Mac. As Bishop and Gateman went to attack, Viction nailed Gateman with the Death Design and C-Mac delivered the Kiss Of Death Dominator to Bishop. A.A. charged the ring but where soon overtaken by the new alliance of Viction & C-Mac and were forced to retreat. Security rushed out to escort the Carnage members out of the building but was too late.
The next match was for the SIW Hardcore championship between the challenger Metal Moses and Shawn Orka. This match turned into a blood fest after Moses pulled out a barbed wire 4x4 from under the ring. After using the 4x4 to knock down Orka, Moses placed a chair on the mat and went for the Mount Sinai Drop but the champ countered at the last second and dropped Moses with the Orka Bomb on the steel chair. Orka capitalized and pinned him to retain the championship.
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Greg Banks was on the phone yelling at Carnage GM Titan saying he knew nothing about Viction jumping ship when all of a sudden Liana Lewis walked in. Banks told him he’d call him back. Lewis closed the door and then we could hear Banks scream like a girl. Liana Lewis beat the hell out of him and then walked out of the office with a smirk on her face. As staff members went to check on their boss, he was sitting in the corner of his office with his underwear wrapped around his head.
The SIW European Champion Chris Macavedi who was accompanied by Tony “The Bull” Viction put his title on the line against corporate member Zach Blain. C-Mac countered a DDT into the Italian legs weep and then put Blain in a face lock. Blain managed to break the hold but soon fell victim to the Kiss Of Death Dominator and C-Mac pinned him to retain the title. After the match, Viction and C-Mac called out the cowards from Carnage but no one showed.
Jack Kent got a few words from Damage Inc members Drako and SIW Champion Grunge before the main event. Grunge told Drako that he wanted to go out there alone and prove he can do it on his own. Grunge told Ragin’ Craig that he would have to kill him to walk out with the SIW Championship because he didn’t work his whole life to lose it some little bitch that couldn't cut it on Carnage.
This Wednesday on War, Monday Night Brawl will be live in Bakersfield, California. Hannah Parks will battle with former lover Regina Todd in a Bra and Panties match. Natedawg & Harkie will take on Ragin' Craig Arnold & Zach Blain in a table match for the vacated World Tag Team Championship.
Grunge and Ragin’ Craig Arnold who was accompanied by Jill and her sister Sunshine battled Grunge in a classic confrontation for the SIW Championship in the main event. Grunge got the upper hand in the match after a low blow which caused Jill to get in his face. Jill slapped Grunge and he chased Jill and Sunshine around the ring until his ex-girlfriend Chastity ran down the entrance ramp and leveled them with a double closeline. After the three divas were expelled from the match, Craig got the champion back in the ring and the match continued. Moments later, Maurice Bad came out to ringside and handed Craig a folded steel chair. Craig swung at Grunge’s head but the champ caught he chair and leveled Craig with a shot to his skull which got him disqualified. Maurice Bad then jumped in the ring and put Grunge in the Bad Lock. Craig got up with blood dripping down his face and continued the attack after Bad broke the hold and delivered the Rage Factor which left Grunge motionless. Although Craig didn’t manage to win the championship, he and Bad shook hands as it was clear which side he was on the whole time. As they celebrated in the ring, the fourteen members of Team Carnage charged the ring and assaulted the two Brawl guys like a pack of wolves. It didn’t take long for the whole Brawl locker room to come out and even the odds. The squared circle turned into a battled field with both brands annihilating each other as the program went off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Regina Todd defeated Liana Lewis via Count Out 4:55
Maurice Bad, Dallas Nash & Jason Brown defeated Natedawg, Harkie & "The Future" Eclipse 9:01
Shawn Orka pinned Metal Moses to retain the SIW Hardcore Championship 8:02
"The Sensational" Chris Macavedi pinned Zach Blain to retain the SIW European Championship 11:01
Ragin’ Craig defeated Grunge via DQ 10:45
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
