Monday Night Brawl General Manager - Titan
January 24, 2005
Hartford Civic Center
Capacity: 17 532/18 690
Hartford, Connecticut
Rating: 9.1
Monday Night Brawl aired on Spike Tv showing the back of an office chair that said MNB General Manager Titan, but we couldn’t see his big head sticking out at the top. As the chair swung around it was none other than the SIW World Champion Matt Uzi that welcomed the Hartford crowd to The Matt Uzi Show. Titan put him in charge for the night as he took the night off to party with some chicks in Hartford. Matt Uzi’s only move as interim GM was booking Enigma in a ridiculous match. He said Ian Bishop wasn’t the only one that had a handicap match. He then booked Enigma against himself, Primetime, Ringo and Rico in a handicap match.
Aiden "Capital" Camichel made his televised debut and took on Metalgod in the first match. At 3’ 8” he didn’t stand much of a chance. Metalgod nailed him with a God Bomb but before he could go for the pin, Kieran Dunbow ran to ringside. Aiden distracted the referee with a fake leg injury while Kieran nailed Metalgod with The Crash. Aiden pinned Metalgod and quickly left ringside with Kieran. Metalgod suffered an upset lost to SIW’s smallest competitor of all time. Mysery was backstage laughing at Metalgod and then congradulated him sarcasticly as he walked through the curtain. Metalgod responded with a fist to Mysery’s jaw. Aiden was then seen handing a Kieran a briefcase full of money.
Members of Deadly Alliance were backstage telling Banks to get lost after he tried to get a few words from Enigma. Ian decided to get a drink of water down the hall and was attacked from behind by Slick Willy Seaman and Russel McPiledriverton. Slick sent him head first in the cement wall and Russel nailed him with a Spine Buster on the concrete ground. General Manager Matt Uzi walked by surrounded by RatedX and gave Russ and Slick two thumbs up.
The second match of the night was the six diva tag team match. Anck Su Namun, H-Bomb and Regina Todd took on the SIW Women’s champion Angelica Hunt, Olivia Danger and Liana Lewis. Anck and H-Bomb double teamed Olivia on the outside as Regina hit Liana with a back body drop followed by a chin lock but Angelica broke the hold when she drop kicked Regina in the head. The match ended when the SIW Women’s Champion Angelica nailed Anck with the A-Bomb Drop and pinned her to give her team the win. At the end of the match, both teams continued brawling until security and officials broke it up. Latesha was backstage watching the whole thing on a monitor laughing.
After a commercial break, Greg Banks interviewed the SIW Tag Team Champions, Brandon Clayborne and Phillip Arceneaux in the ring. They talked shit about Rated X and how they turn the tables real quick on Rico last Thursday. All of a sudden Ionica rushed to ringside but Bad Breed quickly took care of business. Phillip and Brandon nailed both Vlad and Viper with their titles to knock them out. Then they called out Rated X. Uzi, Primetime, Ringo and Rico surrounded them. Enigma and VeX then came to the rescue as they rushed to ringside with freakin’ torches. Rated X ran away as far as they could as Bad Breed and Deadly Alliance nodded at each other.
Angelica, Olivia and Liana were celebrating their victory backstage when all of a sudden Latesha stood at the other end of the hall with her three hungry, rabid rottweilers. Latesha smiled as she let them loose from their leashes as they chased the screaming divas all around the arena even one bit Angelica in the ass. They finally made it to their locker room in one piece but scared to death.
”The Incredible” Ian Bishop tried to keep his 2005 wining streak alive in the next match in his toughest challenge yet, a handicap match against Russel McPiledriverton and Slick Willy Seaman. Ian was already banged up from their attack earlier during the night but none the less competed against the I-9 members. Russel and Slick nailed him with a double suplex and a then almost cracked Ian’s neck with a spike piledrive with Slick coming off the top rope for leverage. Russel then executed two Perfect Piledrivers before he pinned Ian. Slick and Russel continued the attack as Russel nailed Ian with a tombstone piledriver through a table. Renegade rushed out wearing a bandage over his head with his patented barbed wire steel chair and chased them away. From behind Drako followed and grabbed the chair and nailed Renegade over his bandaged head making him bleed again. Grunge then came out and joined in the attack as the senior referee Sam Carter got the next match underway for the SIW Hardcore championship.
Drako took off Renegade’s bandage and then Grunge hit the Grunganator. Drako then hit Ian with the Last In Line. Grunge and Drako threw them out of the ring and then fought each other all the way into sound room. Grunge power slammed Drako into the sound equipment electrocuting him. As Drako fell to the ground, Grunge pinned him to retain his Hardcore belt.
Greg Banks introduced everyone to SIW’s newest talk show, The Angelica Hunt Show©. He announced that the season premiere was tomorrow night at 8 pm EST featuring the SIW World Champion Matt Uzi and his bodyguard, the General Manager of Monday Night Brawl, Titan. Also on Friday night is Grunge’s Corner. The SIW Hardcore champion took on Drako’s Corner just last week. Back at ringside, Jimmy Hayden had the unfortunate duty of annoucing that SIW superstars Sinflair and Romoan took their own lives the night before and were no longer part of the SIW family. We wish their families all the best. Click Here for the full story.
Terror Soule took on “Red Hot” Rikki Cook in the next match with the SIW/OWO Soule Championship and the SIW European championship on the line. Both competitors performed a great match and midway, Terror executed his flying head butt but Rikki kicked out of the pin fall. Cook then hit Terror with a neck breaker and executed the High Temparature. Terror Soule used everything he had left to kick out of Rikki’s finisher. Rikki picked him up and Terror surprised him with The Soule Fusion. As Terror went for the pin, a fan took off their cowboy hat and it was Bryan Graves that jumped over the steel railing and pulled Terror out of the ring. Glenn Kirby then rushed to ringside and nailed Terror and Graves with the Thug Bug. As the A.O.A celebrated with his new SIW Lightweight title in the middle of the ring, Rikki tapped him over the shoulder and turned him around. Kirby and Cook fought in the ring and Graves and Soule joined in. As all four competitors fought, interim General Manager Matt Uzi came on the TrevorTron and called them all idiots. He then used his power to make a match at Assault, he booked all four of them in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match involving the three championships. First decision will be for the OWO Soule Championship, second decision will be for the SIW Lightweight championship and the last decision will be for the SIW European championship.
H-Bomb, Anck and Regina were in their locker room talking about Assault 2005 Someone then opened their door and threw in a tear gas canister and then locked their door shut by breaking the lock. It was none other than Katie Mysfit making her return just one week before Assault. Katie seemed real proud of actions and quickly left the arena in a getaway car before anyone could see her.
Enigma took on Matt Uzi, Primetime, Ringo and Rico in a handicap match in the main event. Rated X softened up Enigma at the beginning of the match before Uzi stepped into the ring. After Ringo hit him with the Ringo Rocket he tagged in the World champion and Uzi went to work on Enigma’s right knee. Uzi locked in his Uzi Figure Four but Enigma broke the hold when he barely reached the ropes. As an insult to the Angel Of Death, Uzi locked him in the Pain Of Ages almost making him tap out but Enigma knew how to get out of his own move. The match ended when Primetime punched out senior referee Sam Carter and Uzi ordered Ringo to get a steel chair. Rico held Enigma from behind as Ringo swung the chair but Enigma ducked and Ringo busted Rico’s head wide open with a chair shot. Enigma then hit Ringo with the Angeldust and fell to the ground. VeX then rushed out and suplexed Primetime off the apron through the Spanish table and then entered the ring hit Uzi with The Cradle Of Death. Enigma and the referee both got up at the same time. Enigma locked in the Pain Of Ages and Uzi tapped out in the middle of the ring as the show came to an end.
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Aiden "Capital" Camichel pinned Metalgod
Angelica Hunt, Olivia Danger and Liana Lewis defeated Anck Su Namun, Regina Todd and H-Bomb
Russel McPiledriverton and Slick Willy Seaman defeated "The Incredible" Ian Bishop in a Handicap Match
Grunge defeated The Renegade and Drako to retain the SIW Hardcore Championship
Terror Soule defeated "Red Hot" Rikki Cook by DQ
Enigma defeated Matt Uzi, Primetime, Ringo and Rico
VeX long sleeve shirt
"The Incredible" Ian Bishop© T-Shirt
Enigma AOD sleeveless shirt
Terror Soule green t-shirt
Olivia tank top
H-Bomb Thong
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook t-shirt
Matt Uzi baseball cap
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
In memory Of Sinflair Estanplucka and Romoan Jaworski R.I.P
