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The road to Wrestlefest continues. The program started with a classic last diva standing match between Hannah Parks and Bella Venus who have been at each others throats for a few weeks. Venus busted Hannah open with a steel chair shot to her face but Hannah won the match after knocking her out with a fire extinguisher. After the match, Hannah Parks issued a challenge to the SIW Women’s Champion whoever it may be after Wrestlefest.
Jack Kent caught up with former SIW European Champion Soren and Shane. Kent asked Shane what she thought of Regina and Shane remarked that Regina was hot but she was not looking for a relationship at this time, especially not with a whore like Regina. Shane said she likes her women clean. Soren then grabbed the mic and told NuTz that the tonight beginning of the end for him and promised him that he won’t ever be the same after Wrestlefest.
Angelica Hunt and SIW European Champion NuTz took on Soren and Shane in the next intergender/interbrand tag team match. Before the match started, Greg Banks came out and added a stipulation. Whoever gets a pin fall over NuTz becomes the new European Champion. Soren was all over NuTz at the beginning of the match with left and rights in the corner. After a powerslam, Soren whipped him to the ropes and kicked NuTz in the face which sent him to the outside. As Soren and NuTz battled on the outside, Shane and Angelica got into it inside the ring and as the referee tried to separate the two, NuTz still on the outside smashed a monitor over Soren head. Back in the ring the champion went for a cover but Soren kicked out at the last second. Shane and Angelica continued the match after getting tagged in. Shane locked Angie in the Freedom Of Choice but the original diva managed to reach the ropes forcing Shane to break the submission maneuver. The match ended when Soren nailed NuTz with the Ground Zero but as he went for the cover to win the match, Angie grabbed a steel chair and hit Soren across his back which prompted a DQ call in Soren’s favor. Whoever a title cannot change hands via dq. Road agents successfully kept Angie and Shane from tearing each other apart but Soren and NuTz battled all over the arena until a commercial break.
During SIW unlimited, Soren smashed NuTz’s face in a car window and then delivered the Ground Zero on the hood.
Drako’s Office was set up in the ring and Chastity was the co-host. Their guest was none other than former SIW Champion Grunge. Drako told Grunge that he was actually unwelcome on his show and the only reason he was on was because Chastity has something else to say. Chastity asked Drako to announce it but Drako said it would be best she confronted him herself. Chastity looked at Grunge face to face and called him not only a woman beater, but also a rapist. After accusing Grunge of rape Chastity started crying and out of nowhere Drako smashed the mic on his head. Drako placed a folded chair in the middle of the set and then delivered Grunge’s own Grunganator on a steel chair.
The next match was the first money in the bank qualifier match between Glenn Kirby, Gavin Payne and one half of the SIW Tag Team Champions Natedawg. This match is important to all three competitors but unfortunately only one can use this opportunity to go to Wrestlefest. After whipping Kirby to the outside, Natedawg dominated Gavin and executed the S.O.S. As Nate went off the ropes Erin tripped him. As Nate confronted Erin, Kirby jumped off the top rope but Nate responded with well executed hip toss. Nate went for a cover but then Erin jumped on the apron to distract the ref. Gavin clotheslined him to the outside knocking Erin down at the same time. Kirby saw this and nailed Payne with the Thug Bug and pinned him to win the match. The A.O.A celebrated after the match and said that his road to the SIW championship has begun
Carnage Playback - For those that missed last week's Carnage on TNT.
The Trevortron showed a video package featuring former SIW superstar and former Carnage general manager Mike London. The video said “The Champ is Back” and then showed next weeks date 03.20.06
Last week Jessica “Lolita” Ellis assaulted a topless Regina Todd who was trying to get busy with Shane. This week Greg Banks booked them in three rounds of boxing. Regina took the first round with two knockdowns but Lolita got a knockout punch at 22 seconds in the second round. After the match Lolita told Hannah Parks that she’s washed up and that nobody wants to see her as Women’s Champion. Lolita said she’s next in line for Xtina’s title. Shane then came out and said called Lolita overrated. Hannah and Venus both came out and then things started heating up. Greg Banks then came out and told them all to shut up. He said that he had a solution for their problem. Next week, were going to see a match determine the #1 contender for the women’s title after Wrestlefest. Next week it will be Lolita, Shane, Regina, Venus and Hannah Parks in a five way dance.
After a short break, we saw Natedawg trashing his locker room clearly upset over his loss. Natedawg said that Kirby and his little girlfriend screwed him. Harkie told him to relax because they can get some payback next week. Harkie announced that he convinced Greg Banks to book a handicap match. Next week it will be the SIW World Tag Team Champions Affirmative Action II versus Glenn Kirby.
Alora Wright was drinking a Starbucks coffee talking to a staff member when all of a sudden some weirdo gives her a note. The note was anonymous and told her to meet them in the ring. Alora went to the ring and her music is cut off for “Incomplete” by Sisqo, a red light is dimmed over the ring and with rose petals are falling from the rafters. We then saw a ridiculous picture of Armani Stylez smiling on the Trevortron. SIW Champion C-Mac and Tony Viction come to the ring and call him out. After several minutes of calling him out and waiting, C-Mac grabs a sledgehammer from under the ring and wanted to smash Armani’s face on the Trevortron. Dozens of security and road agents stopped the SIW Champion from destroying the set. Alora then dropped a bombshell, she threatened to leave C-Mac if he assaults Armani Stylez before Wrestlefest.
Ragin’ Craig and A.B.A competed in the second qualifying match and the SIW Hardcore Championship was on the line as well. Jill was banned from ringside. A.B.A punched Craig in his scabbed wound on his head until he busted it open again. A.B.A set up a table on the entrance ramp. He went for the Bad Ass Bomb but Craig countered into a back body drop through the table. Craig covered A.B.A over the remains of the table but A.B.A kicked out. A.B.A nailed Craig with a DDT but then Sunshine appeared from the back and hit him with a low blow. A.B.A didn’t feel anything and then showed her his jock strap. After slapping Sunshine to the ground, A.B.A and Craig fought all the way backstage. A.B.A won the match via pin fall after ramming Craig head into an electrical box. Both men received medical attention after the match after A.B.A was declared SIW Hardcore champion once again and earned his spot at Wrestlefest.
During SIW unlimited, C-Mac got Vince to gather three men in black suits to escort Alora Wright out of the forum and back to the hotel. C-Mac told her that he believes Armani is mentally challenged and she is right, he shouldn’t assault a retard. C-Mac said it was best for her to leave and be safe at the hotel. Alora rolled her eyes and closed the door. C-Mac watched as the limo pulled out of the lot.
Katie Mysfit and Jimmy Hayden announced that they have been informed that the SIW hall of fame has a new inductee. The Trevortron then showed a video package of former SIW Champion Conviction who competed for the promotion from 1997 to 2000. Conviction has had many legendary matches here in the SIW and is a great innovator. The SIW lost a great competitor when Conviction hung up his wrestling boots. We will have a chance to honor his accomplishments at Wrestlefest.
The current SIW Women’s Champion Xtina received a standing ovation which has been the usual response the last couple of weeks. Xtina said Polar informed her earlier in the night that Liana Lewis was sick and didn’t make it to work. Xtina said it was a shame because she had a few things to say to her after the cheap shot she delivered last week. As Xtina continued to talk about Wrestlefest she was interrupted by Liana’s nephew Austin Lewis. Xtina’s first asked him if he was Liana’s official messenger or her personal bitch. Austin told her that he was Liana’s nephew and he didn’t like the way Xtina’s been treating her. Of course Banks comes out and asks them if there was a problem. Austin said he didn’t like the fact that Xtina’s talking shit about Liana while she’s sick in bed. Banks then said he had an idea, next week were going to see the rookie Austin Lewis go one on one with the SIW Women’s Champion Xtina. Liana Lewis then popped out from under the ring and attacked Xtina from behind. Austin rushed to the ring and doubled teamed the champion with his aunt. Off the ropes, Xtina avoids a double clothesline and then nails them with a double clothesline of her own. Xtina nailed Austin with the Goodie Kick and then as Liana got back to her feet Xtina hit her with another Goodie Kick which sent her flying out of the ring.
Wrestlefest 2006 will be held live from the Georgia Dome on March 19, 2006. This sports entertainment spectacle happens only once a year and will include the superstars of Brawl and Carnage as well as the traditional hall of fame induction which will include former SIW Champion Conviction, long time voice of Brawl Jimmy Hayden and former SIW North American and European Champion Jason Snow. Call your local cable provider for availability.
The main event was the last qualifying match for the money in the bank match at Wrestlefest between SIW World Tag Team Champion Harkie accompanied by Natedawg and former SIW Extreme Champion Tony “The Bull” Viction who was accompanied by the SIW Champion C-Mac and Vince Aprali. Viction was determined to get his spot at Wrestlefest but Harkie is one tough son of a bitch. Viction jumped off the top rope but Harkie caught him in mid air and executed a devastating powerslam. Harkie went for a cover but Viction kicked out at two. Harkie went for a corner splash but Viction moved and then nailed him with a flying clothesline. Natedawg got on the apron only to get elbowed off by Viction. Natedawg wanted to get involved again but then C-Mac pushed him and they got into a fight. As C-Mac and Natedawg fought on the outside, Harkie was back in control of the match until a hooded person jumped out from the crowd. With the referee knocked down, the hooded assailant reveals himself as Glenn Kirby. The A.O.A then hit Harkie with the Thug Bug and put Viction on top of him to give him the win. C-Mac whipped Natedawg into the security wall but out of nowhere Armani Stylez viciously smashed C-Mac and Vince with a steel chair several times. The program ended with Stylez taking the SIW Championship and holding it high as if he actually won it.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Hannah Parks pinned Venus in a last diva standing match 7:32
Shane & Soren defeated NuTz & Angelica Hunt via DQ 9:12
Glenn Kirby defeated Gavin Payne and Natedawg – Qualifier 11:11
Jessica “Lolita” Ellis defeated Regina Todd in 3 rounds of boxing 3:22
A.B.A defeated Ragin’ Craig to win the SIW Hardcore Championship - Qualifier 7:30
Tony “The Bull” Viction pinned Harkie – Qualifier 11:32
Killa Red pinned Malachi 5:45
Juggalo J pinned JD Stars 4:13
Dr. Frank N Furter pinned the Sabbath 6:02
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
