Monday Night Brawl General Manager - Titan
Madison Square Garden
New York, New York
Rating: 9.2
The program started as Monday Night Brawl was at Madison Square Garden live from Titan’s hometown. Titan came out wearing a Yankees jersey and hyped his homecoming party later in the night. As he went backstage, he entered his office and started cursing. Someone decorated his office with Boston Red Sox shit. He found a note on his desk from interim Carnage General Manager Shelby Kirby that said “Enjoy”. The hall of famer vowed to get Shelby fired from her GM spot one way or another for what she did.
Olivia and Angelica took on “Incredible” Ian Bishop and the SIW European Champion Khristian Call in the second round of the tag team tournament. Bishop and Call actually put their differences aside and dominated the ladies in the match. Bishop got knocked to the outside by a drop kick from Angelica but from behind was Call with a devastating snap underhook DDT. As he went for the pin, The Perfect One made his way to ringside and admired the SIW European Championship. Angelica and Bishop fought on the outside as Khistian Call turned his attention to Perfect. The Perfect One nailed Call with the title and Olivia capitalized with a Flying Head Scissors and got the upset win with a pin fall. At the end of the match, Perfect nailed bishop with a Belly to Belly Suplex and then locked Call in an ankle lock submission. Titan came out wearing a New York Rangers jersey and told The Perfect One since he wanted the SIW European Championship so much, he’d get his chance at Full Force with Khristian Call.
Angel arrived at MSG and signed a lot of pictures and other merchandise for some surrounding fans. In front of everyone, the authorities asked him to step aside and spoke to him. They brought him in a room and took his finger prints. They told him that he had to be present next Thursday for the court case. Then before her match, they asked the SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis for their prints as well.
The second match of the night was another tag team tournament match. The unlikely team of Liana Lewis and Christina took on former tag team champions Damage Inc. Grunge and Drako. Grunge didn’t want to fight girls so he let Chastity take his place as Drako’s partner as she made her return. Chastity started a cat fight with Christina at the beginning and she tagged in Drako who leveled Christina with a devastating closline. He whipped Christina to the ropes and she managed to tag in the women’s champion. Liana drop kicked Drako and then executed a back body drop. Drako quickly tagged in Chastity who soon fell victim to Liana’s Flow. The Women’s Champion pinned Chastity to win the match. For the first time in SIW history, two diva teams will compete in a tag team tournament finals.
After a promo for SIWA Wednesday War and the battle royal for the SIWA Heavyweight Championship, H-Bomb and her finance Ian Bishop got into an argument about something backstage. H-Bomb was crying and Bishop was obviously upset at his lost in the tournament. They packed their bags and headed to the parking lot were a limo was waiting for them. Next week on Carnage, we will find out who almost ran over H-Bomb.
Prophet put his SIW Extreme Championship on the line in a triple threat match against Caution and Ragin’ Craig. Although they hate each other, Caution and Craig worked together to take out the champion early. Caution held Prophet as Craig smashed the steel steps over his head. Craig then took Carlos Perez’s chair and hit Caution across his back and then jabbed the chair in the back of his knee to get the big man down. As Craig went hit Prophet in the throat with the chair, SIW Lightweight/Tag Team champion Mysery came rushed out and delivered a powerbomb to Ragin’ Craig into the Spanish table breaking it in half. Prophet was thrown on top of Craig to get the pin fall and win the match to retain his SIW Extreme Championship. Caution received medical attention for a minor knee injury.
After a commercial break, Titan held a homecoming party with confetti, balloons and party hats being dropped in the crowd. He was accompanied by a selected few friends. Matt Uzi was there, Airington and London from the Natural Born Killers, 10 strippers, nurse Jenny Kox, Johnny Jobber, Fake Vex and Fake Enigma, Greg Banks, his chief of staff Renegade and also Travis Dunns who left Jimmy alone at the table. Titan got a great response from the crowd and then addressed the Red Sox incident. He called out Boston Red Sox General Manager Terry Francona and talked shit about his team and how they sucked for 86 years. Titan then chokeslammed the GM and left him motionless in the ring. After holding a moment of silence for 9/11, they made Full Force predictions; Titan placed bets on Airington over Vette, Renegade over Inferno and Uzi over Blain. It wasn’t too long until Inferno, Vette and Blain ran to ringside with steel chairs but they were outnumbered with Uzi, Renegade, Airington, London and Titan beating them down.
The main event featured the SIW Tag Team/Lightweight Champion Mysery take on the current SIW World Champion, Glenn Kirby with Angel as the guest ring announcer. Mysery and the Authority of Atlanta delivered a classic match in their confrontation. Mysery managed to get out of a boston crab submission by reaching the ropes late in the match and almost lost again after getting hit by the Thug Bug. Mysery shocked everyone when he kicked out and survived the A.O.A’s finisher. Mysery thought he won the match when he delivered a swanton bomb and covered the champ but Kirby kicked out at the last second. They took the match to the outside and Mysery blinded him with some white powder and got back in the ring. Kirby was blinded but Angel tried to help him. Kirby replied with a Thug Bug and knocked out the Crusader of the light. The A.O.A thought it was Mysery. The match ended when Mysery rolled up Kirby with a handful of tights but the champ reversed it in his favor and won the match.
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Olivia and Angelica defeated “The Incredible” Ian Bishop and Khristian Call
Christina and Liana Lewis defeated Damage Inc
Prophet defeated Ragin’ Craig and Caution to retain the SIW Extreme Championship
Glenn Kirby defeated Mysery in a Non-Title Match
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
