The program starts with a knock on general manager Titan’s office door. Six strippers walk in and Titan can’t believe his eyes. Titan slaps himself a few times and realizes what he sees is real. One of the strippers tell him that they were paid by one of his employees Heaven Lee to keep him company for the night. Titan gets nervous because Xtina has arrived at the arena and can walk in at any time. He writes a sign that says “do not disturb, taking a nap” and sticks it on his door and then locks it. Titan sits in his chair and the strippers are all over him as the cameras go back top ringside
NuTz accompanied by Tyler Osborn gets a nice pop from the rowdy Newark crowd as he takes on hardcore veteran The Renegade. NuTz holds up a sign that says “I bought some roids from Lucifer” and starts laughing. Renegade attacks him from behind and the match starts as the DOH slides Nutz back in the ring. Renegade delvers a running power slam and covers but NuTz kicks out. Renegade chokes NuTz in the corner with a foot on his throat but NuTz pushes him off and then delivers a devastating clothesline that almost takes off Renegade’s head. Nutz builds up more momentum in the match and pins Renegade after delivering the Nutz n’ Bolts. After the match, NuTz talks about Lucifer training habits and out comes the SIW European champion but he’s held back by security. NuTz tells him that he’s possibly the worse European champion in the history of the SIW but all that will change when he pins him for the three count at Full Force, the ppv that he has history of making an impact at
On April 29, 2007, Titan & Monday Night Brawl presents Full Force live from the Evening News Arena in Manchester, England!!
SIW Women’s Champion Xtina goes to Titan office and reads the sign rolling her eyes. Xtina starts to bang on the door and out of nowhere The Cartel with Heaven Lee and Alize appear and tell her maybe she should learn to read. JaeVeli sarcastically tells her the sign says “small balls” is napping”. Heaven comments that blue balls is what Titan might have and chuckles along with the rest of the Cartel. Xtina spits in Heaven’s face and all hell breaks loose backstage. Xtina throws Heaven into a crate but C-Mac and Jae hold her back and let Alize nail her with lefts and rights in her ribs. Security is quick on the scene and break up the brawl
Jack Kent catches up with Jill who seems to be amused that Xtina got the beating she got and says will Heaven getting roughed up she might become Women’s champion sooner than expected. Jill also announces how proud she is of her husband Ragin’ Craig over at Carnage. Not only is he the current SIW Extreme champion, but he’s also the money in the bank contender and could compete for both top titles at any time and win
A commercial is played hyping the Carnage tournament that starts this Friday to determine a #1 contender for the SIW championship at Rampage 2007
SIW European champion Matt Lucifer comes out for his scheduled match against Metalgod but he’s informed that management has chosen a different opponent since Metalgod was drafted to Carnage. His opponent is amateur Keith Thomas who will be granted a title shot next week if he can defeat the current champion Matt Lucifer. Thomas hits Lucifer first but the champion strikes back and knocks him down with a standing clothesline. As Lucifer continues to dominate the match, NuTz comes out on the entrance ramp with a chair and sits down to watch the match. Lucifer nails Thomas with a big boot and then pins him after delivering the Messiah Driver. Lucifer goes after NuTz but he has a set of brass knuckles and knocks out the champion out cold on the entrance ramp. The fans start a “NuTz” chant as road agents escort NuTz backstage as paramedics tend to Lucifer
The Trevortron airs footage of the SIW UK Tour 2007. Brawl invades London on April 23 and Carnage will entertain the fans of Sheffield on April 27. The Full Force pay per view will be held in Manchester on April 29
Injured superstar Zach Blain walks up to Titan’s office to talk about a comeback date and sees the sign. Jack Kent shows up and whispers something in his ear and Blain shouts out that he doesn’t believe him. Titan answers the door without a shirt on and tells them to keep it down because he’s trying to sleep. You hear female voices in the background telling him to close the door and come back
Carnage Replay - For SIW fans that missed the last episode of Friday Night Carnage
Jill is booed and Alizé is cheered as they make their entrance for their match against Xtina for the SIW Women’s Championship. As soon as Xtina’s music hits she runs out dropping the title and attacks both her oppoenents at the same time. After delivering massive drop kicks, Xtina climbs the top rope and delivers a double clothesline. Xtina assaults Alizé in the corner until Jill pulls her hair from behind and swings her across the ring. Jill charges her and squashes her in the corner with a big elbow. Jill continues to beat her down and Alizé joins in. they whip her to the ropes and miss a double clothesline and Xtina delivers a flying body press on both of the divas. Xtina covers Alizé but she kciks out at two. Jill charges her but Xtina delivers a drop toe hold and Jill falls on her face. Xtina applies a half crab and Jill screams in pain in the middle of the ring but Alizé breaks the hold by kicking the champ in her head. Alizé whips Xtina to the outside and out of nowhere Xtina is attacked by a fan that jumps over the security wall but as their hat falls off we discover that it’s none other than Heaven Lee. The ref calls the match a disqualification as Heaven uses a steel chair and chokes Xtina until dozens of road agents are needed to pull her off. Jill, Alizé & Heaven want to continue their assault but Titan comes out with a wet spot on his pants and stops the catfight. Xtina is hurt but still wants to fight but Titan puts her on his shoulder with the other divas trying to reach up to her but Titan is just too tall. Titan carries Xtina to his limo as they leave the arena
After a commercial break, the ring is set up for Jaffar's Cave for the contract signing for the tag team flag match at Full Force between Jaffar & Mo against Ian Bishop and Knux. Bishop and Knux get a standiong ovation but Jaffar and Mo get "you suck" chants everytime they speak. Jaffar accuses the crowd of being racist and says they will take out their venegance on on Bishop and his boyfriend at Full Force. After they sign the contract, Jaffar calls out five terrorists who viciously assault Bishop and Knux on the set. Mo takes an AK-47 and nails Bishop with the handle to his skull and busts him wide open. Jaffar takes a beat up Knuz and slams his head thru a window
Jack Kent is standing with Affirmative Action members Maurice Bad and Natedawg who will team up for one night only and challenge the current world tag team champions The Cartel. Natedawg tells Kent that he is putting his Carnage problems aside tonight to team up with a former partner in crime. Heavyweight Champion Maurice Bad says he hopes to make C-Mac tap out just like he’s going to tap out at Full Force. Bad says that JaeVeli is nothing but a punk and he wouldn’t mind making him tap out also. Nate says that’s if they don’t fall victim to the Gangstanator first
A video promo is aired on the Trevortron for a new superstar Maestro who will debut on Brawl in the coming weeks. He is know as a lunatic that has escaped from a mental institute
World Tag Team champions The Cartel get a mixed crowd reaction as they make their entrance. Affirmative Action gives the fans a little nostalgia as they get a standing ovation. JaeVeli and Maurice Bad start the match. JaeVeli avoids getting put in the Bad Lock and exits the ring. Maurice chases him aroud the ring until C-Mac levels him with a clothesline and then whips him into the steel steps. Natedawg attacks C-Mac from behind and it’s chaos outside of the ring as all four competitors keep brawling. The referee finally gets some control in the match as C-Mac and Nate continue the fight as the legal men in the ring. C-Mac delivers the Italian Leg Sweep and covers Nate but Bad breaks the count. C-Mac slaps Bad in the head to provoke him and as the referee tries to keep Bad in his corner, The Cartel double team Natedawg. JaeVeli is tagged in and covers Nate but Bad again makes the save. A frustrated JaeVeli goes to whip Nate in the corner, Nate counters and whips the hardcore champion into Bad’s corner who levels Jae with a elbow to his face. Maurice is tagged in and throws JaeVeli around the ring with several belly to belly suplexes and then goes to apply the Badmission but JaeVeli is quick and sneaks out and tags in C-Mac. Maurice and C-Mac tear down the arena with a classic back and forth battle but after a DDT by C-Mac, JaeVeli is tagged in and sets himself up for the Reality Check but out of nowhere he tackled to the canvas by Nate. Maurice delivers a triple german suplex but instead of covering he tags in Nate who calls for the Gangstanator but he is clotheslined by C-Mac. Maurice throws C-Mac out of the ring and a brawl breaks out between the two as Jae and Nate and down. Maurice applies the Badmission to C-Mac but back in the ring, JaeVeli delivers the Reality Check to Nate and pins him to retain the world tag team titles. At the end of the match, C-Mac is unconscious and JaeVeli attacks Maurice to break the Badmission. JaeVeli slams Bad’s head in the Spanish table but out of nowhere, Jae is attacked by a masked assailant. The masked person takes out a barbed wired folded steel chair to scare away security and smashes over JaeVeli’s head busting him wide open as the show ends
QUICK RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Titan
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NuTz pinned The Renegade 7:56
Matt Lucifer pinned Keith Thomas 7:550
Xtina defeated Alize & Jill via DQ to retain the SIW Women’s Championship 10:55
The Cartel defeated Affirmative Action 14:23
Jay Reynolds fought Glen Hendricks to a double count out
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Matt Uzi & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry