The program started with TJD and his princess, the SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis coming to ringside. TJD hypes the hardcore evening gown match between Drako and Ragin’ Craig and reminds all the Brawl superstars in the back that there’s plenty more where that came from. They announce that her birthday past over the week end and TJD has a special present for her. TJD then shocked everyone when he displayed a $26 million dollar home on the Trevortron and tells her it belongs to her. Liana is ecstatic and they start making out in the ring but they are soon interrupted by former SIW Champion C-Mac and Vince Aprali who asked about C-Mac’s rematch. TJD asks who they think they are ruining his sexual episode and then blames them for the recent disappearances including Tony Viction and Ibja. C-Mac denies everything and TJD tells him he’ll be watching their every move. They are then interrupted by Affirmative Action; Maurice Bad brings up what happened at Full Force and says he should be the SIW Champion. Liana whispers something to TJD and then the CEO makes a match for next week. C-Mac will have to put his rematch clause on the line against Maurice Bad in a submission challenge.
SIW veteran The Renegade aka the Definition of Hardcore returns to action on Monday Night Brawl in a hardcore match against Metalgod. For the past couple of weeks, Renegade has been offended by Metalgod calling himself the real “DOH”. Metalgod and Renegade bloodied each other with barbed wired chair shots and a barbed wire 2x4. Metalgod smashed the 2x4 over Renegades head and blood splattered all over some nearby fans. They took the match into the crowd were Renegade body slammed Metalgod on a chair from a higher level. Renegade jumps off the balcony but Metalgod moves and Renegade lands an elbow on the concrete. Metalgod suplexed Renegade to the bottom level and both men were left unconscious. As they landed, The Reneagde had one arm covering Metalgod and managed to pick up the lucky win. The fans gave both competitors a standing ovation as they are taken out on a stretcher.
Mike London is backstage flirting with Erin while the SIW Champion Glenn Kirby is talking to some road agents. Kirby walks in the locker room and gives him a weird look and tells London not to waste his time because he isn’t her type.
During SIW Unlimited, TJD walks by Xtina’s locker room and she calls him in. Xtina asks him if he could help with tying up the strap on the back of her top. Xtina then notices his belt is a little loose and goes on her knees to fix it. Out of nowhere Liana Lewis walks in and asks that the hell is going on. TJD’s first comment was “it was loose”. Liana throws a lamp across the room and pulls TJD out by his arm.
After a short break, Jack Kent interviewed the SIW Hardcore Champion Asmodeus Macabre who was accompanied by Krystal. Asmodeus said that he will beat Murdoc and prove he isn’t just blowing smoke out of his ass when he says hes the most brutal and feared competitor. Kent asked what he thought of the possibility of Metalgod or Renegade coming for his belt but Asmodeus said he doesn’t care who they are or what they’ve done because the hardcore belt that he wears means he’s the most hardcore wrestler in the SIW.
Jimmy Hayden was joined by TJD at commentary as Katie Mysfit teamed up with the SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis to take on Summer Andrews and Xtina aka as Femme Fatal. Last week we saw Summer get drafted to Brawl by Liana but then she turned on the million dollar princess and helped Xtina win the gauntlet. Liana and Summer started the match and the women’s champion was in control until Summer manages to avoid a corner splash and hits Lewis with a running bulldog. Xtina is tagged in and the former women’s champion is all over Lewis. Xtina sets up Liana on the top turnbuckle but she can’t execute a superplex. Xtina nails her with a head butt and then drops her with a fall away slam. The referee starts the count but out of nowhere Katie makes the save. Katie and Summer are tagged in and Katie hits several massive clotheslines and then the Punk Rock Smash and goes for a cover but Xtina pulls her out of the ring. Liana attacks Xtina from behind and sends her head first into the steel steps. Summer nails Katie with a drop kick out of the ring. The match ends with Xtina hitting Lewis with the Goodie Kick and Summer capitalizes and pins her to pick up the huge win. This loss was not what Liana had hoped for on her birthday.
On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic show will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage including several past SIW legends.
TJD and some road agents break into Craig's locker room and confiscates his controversial letter. He rips it up and throws it in the garbage.
Polar replaced Katie for the rest of the night on commentary as the SIW Hardcore Champion Asmodeus Macabre gave Murdoc his rematch for the title. Murdoc hits him with the Downward Spiral and then sets up two tables in the ring. Murdco placed linear lights on top and then set up Macabre on the top rope. Murdoc goes for a northern lights suplex but from nowhere Krystal hits a low blow. From the top rope, Macabre picks him up and then drops him through both tables and lights with the Lion Spike 06. Macabre pinned him to win the match and retain the SIW Hardcore Championship.
Jack Kent interviews Blackowt and SIW European Champion A.B.A before their match. Both are extremely determined to walk out with the championship. They push Kent aside and get into a stare down as the cameras go back to ringside.
Blackowt and A.B.A delivered a great back and forth match with many near falls. A.B.A’s hardcore nature came out in this match as he whipped Blackowt into the security wall and then delivered a back body drop off the ramp. They battled on the side of the stage until the referee decided to call the match a double count out. After the bell rings, A.B.A and Blackowt continue to battle causing security and other officials to come out and break it up.
Carnage Playback - For those that missed last week's Carnage on TNT.
During SIW Unlimited, we find out that A.B.A and Blackowt will have a rematch next week for the SIW European Championship. But this time it will be in a fifteen foot high steel cage.
The hardcore evening gown match was next. Drako made his entrance in a black evening gown and the fans started whistling. Drako said that it doesn’t matter what he wears because nothing will change the fact that he can kick Craig’s ass. Drako then said that his match is a perfect example of the corruption that happens in the SIW. Craig comes out wearing a red evening gown and a folded steel chair in hand. Ragin runs to the ring and starts swinging like a mad man. Drako ducks and hits a spine buster. Drako and Craig engage in a fist fight and take the match out of the ring. Craig whips Drako into the Spanish table and then pulls out a ladder. Craig sets up the ladder on the security wall and then whips Drako into it several times. Craig then grabs the steel chair and levels Drako in the skull. Craig can go for a pin but instead attempts a high risk maneuver off the ladder. As Craig jumps with a flying body press Drako counters into a power slam through the commentary table. The fans start chanting “holy shit” and Drako picks up the win with a pin fall. After the match, TJD sneaks into the ring and levels Drako with the chair and then pulls of his belt and whips him with it until he starts to draw blood on his back. Craig is back on his feet and sees this happening but starts walking backstage as TJD continues to assault Drako with the belt. All of a sudden Craig runs to the ring and levels TJD with a clothesline and then drops the CEO with the Rage Factor. Drako gets up and gets into a stare down with Craig but they end up shaking hands. Craig holds TJD from behind and lets Drako bust him wide open with a steel chair shot to his skull. Drako and Craig received a standing ovation for their actions.
After a commercial break, the paramedics are putting stitches in TJD’s head and Liana Lewis is telling him to fire Drako and Craig. TJD tells her that would be too easy and he could punish them more with them employed. TJD then scheduled his own appearance on Drako’s Corner next week along with another special guest Ragin’ Craig.
The main event was next and was a six man tag team no hold barred elimination match. SIW Champion Glenn Kirby teamed up with Chris Macavedi and Mike London to take on Affirmative Action. The first fall happened when Nate countered London’s hip toss and then pinned him after delivering the Gangstanator. Just over a minute later, Natedawg is hit with the Thug Bug and is pinned by the SIW Champion. With two on two action, all four remaining competitors are battling on the outside. Moments later, Kirby is about to hit Bad with the Thug Bug but Nate clips his knee and hits him with a DDT on a chair. Impulse covers the SIW Champion to eliminate him from the match and C-Mac is left alone to take on Impulse and Bad. They double team the former SIW Champion and even assaulted Vince. Aprali got himself locked in the Bad Lock and nowhere to go. C-Mac nails Impulse with the Italian Leg Sweep but out of nowhere Bad lets go of Vince and hits C-Mac with a belly to belly. They continue to double team C-Mac until Alpha & Omega invade Brawl and make their way to ringside. Angel nails Bad with the Atonement Spear and C-Mac covers Bad to eliminate him. A.P.B continues their assault on Bad on the outside while C-Mac pins Impulse after delivering the Kiss Of Death Dominator. Natedawg comes out but is ambushed by A.P.B as well.
Elimination Order:
Mike London 6:45
Natedawg 8:00
Glenn Kirby 11:01
Maurice Bad 14:22
Impulse 17:04
While Brawl went off the air, C-Mac, Kirby & London celebrated with Alpha & Omega after annihilating Affirmative Action. Walker, Klubber and Angel got revenge on A.A after Titan and Banks got them to stick Angel’s face in Titan’s rectal cavity on Carnage.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Trevor Derickson & Liana Lewis
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The Renegade pinned Metalgod – hardcore rules 7:01
Xtina & Summer Andrews defeated Katie Mysfit & Liana Lewis 9:32
Asmodeus Macabre pinned "The King Of The South" Murdoc to retain the SIW Hardcore championship 8:02
A.B.A fought Blackowt to a double count out 8:01
Drako defeated Ragin’ Craig in an evening gown match 6:55
Glenn Kirby, Chris Macavedi & Mike London defeated Affirmative Action – 6 Man Tag Team No Holds Barred Elimination Match 17:04
"Merciless" Matt Cates pinned Den Kintaro
Jamison Brown pinned "The Submission Machine" Tyler Norris
Zach Blain fought Malachi to a double count out
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry