Brawl starts with footage on the Trevortron of SIW Women’s Champion Xtina breaking into Titan’s office. Xtina comes across the quarterly roster evaluation reports that took Titan four weeks to do. Xtina separates the paperwork in little piles and then puts it thru the shredder. Xtina is obviously still upset that Titan turned his back on her last Monday on Brawl
Zach Blain joins the commentary team as the first match gets under way. Blackowt makes a rare televised appearance to take on “The Inmate” Jason Young in his debut match. As Young dominates, Blain has nothing but good comments on Young even though the former inmate gives him dirty looks. Young hits Blackowt with his patented finisher the Bone Crusher and pins him to get the win in his debut. After the match, The Inmate gets in Blain’s face and starts slapping him around. Although blain is not 100%, he strikes The Inmate with a fist to his mouth and all hell breaks loose around the commentary table. Katie and Jimmy move out of the way as security breaks up the fight
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SIW European Champion Matt Lucifer cuts a promo with Jack Kent and says that last week he proved to the whole world that he is better than NuTz. Lucifer says that NuTz cannot beat him and that what happened at Full Force was a fluke. Lucifer drops a bombshell on the Brawl fans when he announces that he will quit the SIW tonight if he can’t beat NuTz in his own specialty iron man match
The fans give Envy a standing ovation as she makes her in-ring return against the the most controversial and dangerous diva on Brawl, Jill. As “The Sexy Slayer” enters the ring, she’s attacked by Jill and the match starts. Jill delivers a snap mare and applies a chin lock. Envy struggles but manages to reach the ropes to break the hold. Jill whips Envy into the corner and charges but Envy moves and Jill hits the turnbuckles. Envy delivers a running bulldog then goes off the ropes and delivers a rolling thunder and covers but Jill kicks out just in time. Late in the match, Jill gets back in control with an eye gouge and rolls up Envy with handful of tights but Envy reverses and steals the win. After the match, Jill trashes the backstage area as Envy celebrates her return and win
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Titan walks to his office talking to SIW CEO Trevor Derickson on his cell. Titan assures him he has the quarterly evaluation reports done for everyone on the Brawl roster and he will have them on his desk first thing tomorrow morning. Titan walks into his office and sees his reports on the floor shredded to nothing and falls to his knees screaming out “WHYYYYYYYYY”. Meastro and former heavyweight champion Maurice Bad walk in and see him on his knees and ask him what the hell happened. Titan says that someone is trying to sabotage him and he has a feeling he knows who it is. Titan says that he won’t let this distract him from their match when they annihilate Team JaeVeli
Always a fan favorite wherever he goes, The Incredible” Ian Bishop accompanied by Knux takes on Mohamed Abdul’s cousin Rashad in the next match. Before the match, Rashad claims that Mo will finally put an end to the Canadian star at Rampage once and for all and he will pay for putting Jaffar in the hospital tonight. Bishop yawns and tells them to stop boring the crowd. Bishop says that everyone knows all three of the of their Iraqi asses will get deported this Sunday. The match starts and Mo interferes every chance he gets. Knux eventually attacks Mo and whips him into the steel steps. Bishop avoids a clothesline and delivers a double arm DDT. Bishop continues to dominate and levels Rashad with the Cyclone and goes for a cover but Mo pulls the referee out of the ring. Mo causes a distraction as Knux enforces the referee’s decision to ban him from ringside. As this is going on, three masked terrorists appear from the crowd and beat the hell out of Bishop and knock him out with a sledge hammer. They leave the ring disappearing into the crowd and Rashad covers Bishop and steals the win
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The SIW Women’s Championship is on the line in a two on one handicap match as a bandaged Xtina defends her title against Heaven Lee & Alizé. Whoever pins Xtina first becomes the new Women’s Champion. As expected, Alizé & Heaven Lee double team Xtina but the champion manages to fight back as she nails her opponents with a flying double clothesline off the ropes and then nails both of them with elbow drops. Xtina battles Alizé in the corner until Heaven delivers a reversed neck breaker. Heaven covers but Alizé pulls her off and covers instead but Xtina kicks out. Heaven and Alizé continue to dominate as GM Titan makes his way to ringside. Xtina drops kicks Alizé to the outside and fights one on one against Heaven Lee. Xtina climbs to the top rope but jumps to the outside with a flying body press but Titan catches her and slams her back into the post. The referee calls the match a DQ. Titan slides a table in the ring as Alizé and Heaven continue their assault. Titan sets up the table and lets Heaven and Alizé put Xtina thru it with a 3-D. The fans boo as Xtina is left motionless in the ring as Titan leaves holding Alizé and Heaven in each of his arms
Katie Mysfit announces that hall of fame diva Angelica Hunt will be on Brawl next week to make an announcement. Angelica Hunt was inducted into the hall of fame at this year’s Wrestlefest along with other inductees Marc Dustin and Ecko
Bishop is backstage breaking down Mo’s door but as he gets in, he doesn’t see anyone. Bishop continues to search but he’s attacked from behind by Mo and Rashad. They assault him until security breaks it up. Bishop receives medical attention and blood can be seen coming from his mouth
The next match is the highly anticipated 30 minute iron man match between SIW veteran NuTz and the current SIW European champion, Matt Lucifer. NuTz has been known to compete in these type of matches getting a historic and memorable win over Soren at Wrestlefest 2006 in a 60 minute iron match. Lucifer doesn’t seem intimated as he dominates the SIW veteran at the beginning of the match. NuTz flips Lucifer over the top rope with a back body drop and the fight continues on the outside. NuTz body slams Lucifer on the entrance ramp and goes back in the ring. The referee starts the count but Lucifer is back in the ring at eight. NuTz and Lucifer continue to battle back and forth in the ring both getting several near falls. Late in the match, the referee is down and Lucifer pushes Hayden off his chair and uses it to hit NuTz across his back. Lucifer slams NuTz’s head into the commentary table and then slides him back in the ring. Lucifer delivers the Messiah Driver and covers but the referee is still out. A frustrated Lucifer kicks the referee to wake him up and the match continues. Lucifer charges NuTz in the corner but NuTz responds with a kick to the champs face and then levels him with a clothesline from hell. The fans are on their feet as NuTz delivers the NuTz N’ Bolts and pins Lucifer at 25:33 in the match. The match continues and both competitors level each other with a double clothesline. Lucifer puts an arm over NuTz and the referee starts the count but the clock rings at the two count. Lucifer thinks he has tied the match but the referee takes the title from him and hands it to the new champion Ryan “NuTz” Brown who continues to prove he is the one and only iron man in the SIW
Backstage, there is a conflict of interest as hardcore/world tag team champion JaeVeli tells Alizé he doesn’t want her hanging out with Titan. Trey and Cash promise Jae that they have his back tonight. Jae tells Titan he can bring his little balls and his two lackeys Meastro and Maurice Bad to the ring but there is no way he can beat The Cartel. world tag team/SIW Champion C-Mac asks where the hell is Heaven and a staff member tells him she was last seen with Titan. JaeVeli tells C-Mac he should ban Heaven from seeing Titan also
The main event is a 6 man tag team match between Team JaeVeli (JaeVeli, Try & Cash) against Team Titan (Titan, Meastro & Maurice Bad). Titan is wearing his classic Andre The Giant tights and seems to be in better shape than expected. Titan knife edge chops Jae in the corner. Titan whips Jae to the ropes and delivers a big boot. Titan tags in Maurice but Jae jumps to his corner and tags in Trey. Try has an unorthodox style of fighting but it is indeed effective as he dominates the former heavyweight champion. Moments later, Trey goes for a suplex but Bad stops him and counters with a suplex of his own. Bad delivers a belly to belly to Trey and launches him into the turnbuckles in his own corner. Meastro and Cash battle until JaeVeli is tagged in and the fight between Jae and Meastro gets intense. JaeVeli goes for the Reality Check but Meastro ducks and Titan is hit and falls off the apron. Meastro gets frustrated and takes a steel chair to hit Jae but C-Mac takes it away. C-Mac and Jae assault Meastro on the outside but back in the ring, Bad has the Badmission applied to Trey in the middle of the ring and wins the match as Trey taps out. After the match, Jae, C-Mac and Cash assault Bad and then JaeVeli pulls out a fuel container. They pour it all over Titan whos trying to crawl away on the entrance ramp. C-Mac gives JaeVeli a zippo lighter but Heaven comes out and begs them not to set the GM on fire. Heaven stands in front of Titan until security comes out as the show comes to an end
QUICK RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Titan
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"The Inmate" Jason Young pinned Blackowt 8:03
Envy pinned Jill – Diva Match 10:11
Cousin Rashad w/Mohamed Abdul Sheik pinned Ian Bishop 11:05
Xtina defeated Alize & Heaven Lee via DQ 10:55
NuTz defeated Matt Lucifer in a 30 minute iron man match to win the SIW European champion 30:00
Maurice Bad, Meastro & Titan defeated Trey, Cash & JaeVeli 11:33
Jay Reynolds pinned Glen Hendricks
Announcing Team: Zach Blain (first match), Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry