Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Rexall Place
Edmonton, Alberta
Rating:8.7
The program started live in Edmonton with General Manager Greg Banks talking to paramedics backstage concerning the current condition of SIW North American Champion Ian Bishop. After the beating he received last week from “Red Hot” Rikki Cook with a cop stick, Ian Bishop suffered a severe fracture in his skull. Banks announced that since Bishop is not able to defend the title within the next 30 days he will be stripped of the championship. He said he will make a decision about the situation later in the night.
Asmodeus Macabre and Ragin’ Craig had a weight lifting contest in the first segment of the show. Both competitors are massive and both benched well over 275 lbs. Ragin’ Craig won when he benched 325 lbs compared to Macabre’s 300. Macabre lost his temper and pushed Heaven aside and knocked out Mr.Brightside with a set of dumbbells. Heaven Lee was really upset and left Asmodeus and walked backstage alone
Former Natural Born Killer Mike London arrived at the arena carrying a black briefcase. Jack Kent tried to get a few words with him but London simply replied that James Airington is a dead asshole.
Russel McPiledriverton and “The Disco Duck” Jimmy Cefalo introduced their good friends Willy Seaman and his dad Old man Andrew Seaman. I-4 are back in the SIW and they took on the unlikely team of “The Answer” Dallas Nash and the SIW Lightweight Champion Mike Carpenter. Nash hit Cefalo with a flying spin kick and then locked in the Answer submission and didn’t let go until Russ made the save. Nash tagged in the SIW Lightweight Champion and Russel nailed him with a drop kick right away sending Carpenter to the outside. Willy and Andrew kicked the champ down and threw him back in the ring but Nash refused to get tagged in and walked away. Carpenter ran after Nash backstage but as he reached the entrance, Nash viciously broke a beer bottle over the champs head. The match was called a count out in favor of I-4.
Xtina and Michelle were backstage talking with “Red Hot” Rikki Cook. He told them about the rumors that he might be the new SIW North American champion by the end of the night. He then proposed that they all celebrated in his hotel room after the show if they weren’t busy
Commercial for the SIW Draft next Monday Night Brawl aired. Don’t miss the SIW brand split live on SIW chat at 9PM EST featuring both general managers Greg Banks and Kevin McColl.
After an ad for SIWA Wednesday War, the strap match was next between Envy and the SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis. Envy pulled Liana towards her with the strap and elbowed her in the face. Envy walked to two corners but Liana retaliated by whipping her to the outside and letting her hang over the top rope. Liana Lewis had the match won until Xtina and Michelle decided to make their way to ringside. As Michelle distracted the referee, Xtina nailed Liana with the Goodie Kick resulting in Envy winning the match by touching all four corners. This Sunday, Xtina better watch out when she gets in the ring with a pissed off Women’s Champion at Rampage.
Matt Uzi was backstage accompanied by his lawyer Gabe Nelson and his agent Karl Brooks. Uzi was looking to fight anyone from Rated X and Nelson was out to sue Angel for psychological harassment. They kept walking down the hall and then they ran into Angel’s girlfriend Jessie. Uzi wanted to tear her a new one but his lawyer held him back and advised him not to. Uzi warned her that when Angel stops hiding he’s going to kick his ass.
After a commercial break, H-Bomb and Regina Todd were looking through magazines for baby clothes. Suddenly, the phone rang and Regina Todd handed it to H Bomb. On the other line was chief of finances Vette. He claimed that H Bomb's leave due to pregnancy was hurting the company financially as she is in the top 5 most paid superstars and not working. She replied with the fact that she can't undo the pregnancy herself and she's going to have the baby. As she hung up on Vette when he started to scream at her.
Former ultimate fighter and current SIW Extreme Champion Pitbull took on SIW veteran Terror Soule in a re-match for the title. Angelica and Heaven watched the match on a monitor backstage as these two competitors continued their brutal match from last week. Pitbull nailed Terror with a belly to belly through the Spanish table. He tried to pin Soule but the Forbidden Shadow kicked out at the last second. Pitbull beat Soule up the entrance ramp but Terror countered a powerbomb into a back body drop off the ramp into a table. Terror Soule then jumped off and delivered a leg drop hurting himself in the same time. Terror silenced his critics and regained the title after getting the pin fall.
The Super patriots were having a good time and cutting a promo for Rampage when all of a sudden they were interrupted by the SIW World Tag Team Champions Fake Vex and Fake Enigma. As they got into a stare down, Damage Inc jumped out from the crowd with steel chairs and leveled the A.O.A and Inferno. Vex and Enigma wanted to shake their hands but Grunge hit Vex with the Grunganator and Drako leveled Enigma with the Last In Line. Hayden announced that Damage Inc came out after learning that they were added to the tag team match at Rampage.
General Manager Greg Banks came to the ring with the SIW North American Championship on his shoulder. He said that as of right now Ian Bishop has been stripped of the championship due to the fact that he can’t defend the title in the next 30 days like it states in his contract because of a fractured skull. Greg Banks said that on Thursday Carnage, Titan will hold a 20 man battle royal to determine a new North American champion. Banks was cut off by Rikki Cook who came to the ring and leveled him with the High Temperature. Rikki Cook put the title around his waist and guaranteed that he was walking in the battle royal as champ and he was also going to walk out as champ.
Before the main event, Jack Kent held a sit down interview with the current SIW European champion Khristian Call. The covered many issues from his undefeated streak to his match at Rampage this Sunday on PPV against James Airington. He said that Airington’s undefeated streak doesn't matter considering that he’s done everything he has and more in singles action, with the European title and at Rampage he was going to show the world that he is far more superior compared to Airington. As for Terror Soule, he explained his actions by saying Terror started it all by calling him a punk and having the audacity to bump him in the hallway. Call made it clear that Terror can have Angelica all he wants because he didn’t give a fuck about her and he never did.
The SIW European Champion Khristian Call joined Dunns and Hayden at commentary as James Airington took on Mike London who came out with that briefcase in the main event in a loser leaves the SIW match. Weeks ago Mike London slipped some ecstasy in Airington’s Pepsi causing him to get involved in some unpleasant activities. Mike London a former SIW World Tag Team, Hardcore, North American champion and former Carnage GM said that the SIW wasn’t big enough for the both of them which led to this match just six days before Rampage. The former NBK members engaged in an all out war with London gaining the upper hand with a Pump-Handle Back Breaker followed by a mean face lock. London almost got a submission win but Airington reached the ropes at the last second. When the ref got knocked down, Call threw in the briefcase but London missed and Airington used it instead and smashed it open over his head. A couple of bricks fell out and Airington threw one at Call’s head. Airington added insult to injury when he pinned London after delivering his own finisher the Spinal Trauma to end his SIW career. At the end of the match, Airington was going to set a Khristian Call t-shirt on fire but Call jumped in the ring and all hell broke loose until officials could break it up.
After a video promo for SIW’s newest Diva Britney Johnson, Matt Uzi came to the ring alone with a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. He called out Rated X so he could beat them up but when their entrance theme hit it was none other than the SIW Champion himself that flew down from the rafters and kicked Uzi out of the ring. After nailing Uzi with the Atonement Spear, Angel accused Uzi that he had something to do with his failed kidnapping and that he was going to pay for it and for what he did to Jessie. Angel went to swing Purgatory but somehow Uzi managed to nail him in the ribs with the 2x4. As Uzi went to smash Purgatory over Angel’s head, the lights went out and the Rated X logo was displayed again as everyone heard the guitar break. When the lights came back on, Uzi was out cold on his back in a pool of blood. Angel looked on with a look of uncertainty as the program ended.
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Ragin' Craig defeated Asmodeus Macabre in a weight lifting contest
"Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo and Russel McPiledriverton defeated Dallas Nash and Mike Carpenter by Count Out
Envy defeated Liana Lewis in a strap match
Terror Soule pinned Pitbull to regain the SIW Extreme Championship
James Airington pinned Mike London in a loser leaves the SIW match
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
