Key Arena
Seattle, Washington
The show starts with general manager/SIW Hardcore champion Titan coming to ringside accompanied by two blonde bimbos. Titan is wearing a Desperate Measures t-shirt as he talks about his gauntlet. Titan says that he’s noticed that Terror Soule has a big mouth recently and he will put him in his place this Sunday at the ppv. Titan threatens to cripple Terror Soule for his comments earlier in the week on the SIW site. Titan hypes the beat the clock matches, the competitor with the best time will get the chance to choose a stipulation of their choice in the main event at Desperate Measures. Titan then talks about his favorite match tonight, the diva water fight. Titan says the fans will determine who will win the water fight. Titan tells the Seattle fans to enjoy the show while he relaxes backstage with two lovely ladies
Chief of Security and hall of famer Polar is the guest host for the diva water fight. The divas get a standing ovation as they make their entrance equipped with super soakers and water balloons. Jill starts the fight by throwing a ballon in Heaven’s face and Alizé does the same. Heaven uses the supersoaker on Xtina as does Xtina and the fans go crazy. The ring is full of water the the white t-shirt wearing divas are totally soaked. Polar asks the crowd which Diva looks the best wet and they respond very loud for Xtina and Heaven Lee. Polar decides he has no choice but to call it a draw between Heaven and Xtina. As the divas argue, from the crowd is Rasha, Chastity & Envy who are joined by Katie Mysfit and attack the divas in the ring. All hell breaks loose between the divas until security is able to break it up and control the situation. The women’s title will be on the line this Sunday at Desperate Measure in the Diva Rumble 4. Ten of the top divas from Brawl & Carnage will get a chance at winning the most prestigious women’s wrestling title in the business, the SIW Women’s championship
Jack Kent catches up with hall of famer Matt Uzi. Kent asks him what he thinks about his competitors this Sunday. Uzi slaps him across his head and tells him to read his blog. Uzi says the respect is there for Maurice Bad and NuTz but JaeVeli is just a Gangster wannabe from the suburbs. Uzi says he doesn’t care what happens this Sunday really as long as he makes JaeVeli bleed and gives him the beating of his life. Uzi claims he will beat the respect into JeaVeli at Desperate Measures because if it wasen’t for Uzimania, there would not be an SIW for guys like JaeVeli to compete in
Titan tells the two blondes that he must take care of business but he will be back to give them massages or anything else they desire
Last week Titan decided to book two main members of his gauntlet in a thumbtack match just 6 days before the ppv. Terror Soule gets a nice ovation but Mohamed is booed as he makes his entrance waving the Iraq flag along with his manager Jaffar. Soule doesn’t waste any time and levels Mo with a clothesline as soon as the bell rings. Soule whips him to the ropes and drop kicks him to the outside. Jaffar nails Mo with some punches but Terror retaliates by sending him head first into the steel steps. As Soule turns around Mo gouges his eyes and drops him with a DDT. Mo uses Hayden’s chair and levels Soule with a chair shot to his skull. Jaffar pulls out a bag of thumbtacks from under the ring and spreads them all over the entrance ramp. Mo slides in Soule but and Mo gets in Terror delivers a drop toe hold and goes to body slam Mo but Jaffar makes the save by delivering a low blow. Late in the match, Soule dominates but GM Titan makes his way down and starts yelling at Soule. Terror climbs the top rope but instead of hitting Mo he jumps to the outside and lands on Jaffar and Titan with a flying body press. Mo charges Soule but he launched with a back body drop on the thumbtacks and draws blood all over his back. Soule wins the match but he’s then anihalated by Mo, Jaffar and Titan until Meastro comes out to save Soule but he gets beaten down as well until security stops the chaos. Are Jaffar and Mo in cohoots with Titan? We will find out this Sunday at Desperate Measures
On June 24, 2007, Titan & Monday Night Brawl presents Desperate Measures live from General Motors Place in Vancouver, British Columbia!!
World Tag Team Champions Bad NuTz are interviewed by Jack Kent. NuTz announces that if he wins the Heavyweight championship this Sunday then he will drop his half of the tag titles and the European championship. NuTz says he will do anything to become Heavyweight champion even if that means pinning his own tag team partner Maurice Bad. The Wrestling Machine chuckles and reminds NuTz and the fans that tonight is the Beat the Clock matches and the competitor with the best time will get to choose a stipualtion for the Desperate Measures main event. Bad and NuTz bet $20 to see who will get the best time
JaeVeli takes on dangerous superstar The Inmate in the first beat the clock match. Jae and Inmate deliver a great back and forth match until Zach Blain decides to come out and sign autographs for the fans. Inmate turns his attention to Blain but from behind, JaeVeli rolls him up and pins him to get an execelent time of 4:41. After the match, JaeVeli celebrates with Trey and cash as security continues to be busy as they break up a brawl that breaks out between Blain and Inmate. This Sunday, Blain and Inmate will get a chance to put their differences aside but also JaeVeli currently has the best time
Carnage Replay - For SIW fans that missed the last episode of Friday Night Carnage
Titan tells his two blondes that after all that action, he needs to take a shower and invites both of them. They agree and the cameras go back to ringside as Titan sneaks into the women’s shower
”The Greatest One” Matt Uzi is back in action on Brawl as he takes on Meastro in the second beat the clock match. Meastro claims to have been training hard for this match and it shows as he takes the hall of famer to the limit. But Uzi’s experience plays a big factor in this match as he domninates after performing several counters. Off the ropes Uzi avoids a clothesline and delivers the Uzi-Plex. Uzi covers but Mestros kicks out. Moments later Uzi counters a hip toss and then delivers the Uzi Piledriver to pin Meastro at 7:38. Uzi gets a standing ovation for his win but JaeVeli still has the best time at 4:41. After the match, JaeVeli comes out and tells Uzi if he has anything to say he can say it to his face. Uzi nails him with a hard left and they start brawling all the way backstage until road agents step in to break it up
SIW Champion Xtina cuts a promo with Jack Kent and says that tonight’s water fight could be classified as fun but this Sunday things will not be fun for the other nine divas including her sister. Xtina says since Sonny lost his title last Thursday, she is currently the longest running champion in the SIW. Xtina then drops a bombshell, she got the board of directors to agree to a match between her and Titan for the hardcore title should he be able to keep it this Sunday
On July 11, 2007, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage
The next match is the third beat the clock match between world tag team/European champion NuTz and Jaffar accompanied by Mohamed. Jaffar gets NuTz to agree to put the European championship on the line NuTz is clearly the favorite but he has his share of problems during the match with Mo and Rashaa lurking around. NuTz nails Jaffar with a devastating backbreaker but Mo distracts the referee so he doesn’t count. NuTz gets upset and pulls Mo in the ring and then levels him with a big boot to his face which sends him flying to the outside. As the match continues, Terror Soule comes out and takes care of Mo by smashing the steel steps over his head but from behind he’s nailed with a low blow by Rashaa. Meanwhile in the ring, NuTz drops Jaffar with the NuTz N’ Bolts and pins him to retain at 12:01. JaeVeli still has the best time at 4:41
Carnage preview. After dominating the brand the last couple of weeks, Damage Inc. announce that next Friday will be Damage Inc. appreciation night. Don’t miss all the superstars of Carnage on MTV this Friday
This week in Brawl History……………
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After a short break, Jack Kent introduces hall of famer Angelica Hunt. Angie gets a nice pop from the crowd and plugs her show which is broadcasted in CBS every Tuesday nights. Angie announces that she is the guest announcer for tonight’s main event
A video promo for the return of The Joker is played on the Trevortron. The Joker makes his return this Sunday at Desperate Measures
Two fan favorite’s battle in the main event which is the last beat the clock match of the night. Maurice Bad and Zach Blain deliver a classic confrontation. Bad applies the Badmission early in the match but Blain is lucky enough to be close to the ropes the break the devastating hold. Angie and Katie bicker back and forth but Jimmy gets them to focus on the match. Bad delivers a belly to belly to Blain and then covers but the former Carnage star kicks out. Bad charges Blain in the corner but Blain nails Bad with a kick to his face and then delivers the side effect. Blain climbs to the top rope but then we see The Inmate walking down the ramp and getting booed. Blain delivers an elbow drop and then gets in The Inmate’s face and they start brawling. Inmate delivers a fall away slam to Blain on the entrance ramp and road agents come out to take Inmate backstage. Bad drags Blain to ringside and then slides him back in the ring. They continue the match until Bad delivers a triple german suplex and wins the match by submission when Blain taps out to the Bad Lock at 11:54. The Wrestling Machine is congratulated by his tag team partner NuTz but JaeVeli comes out and says that they must be a bunch of gays for hugging each other before their big match this Sunday. Jae continues to instigate the world tag team champs until they had enough and attack Jae. Uzi comes out and joins them but then out of nowhere Uzi drops NuTz & Bad with a double DDT on the entrance ramp as the show ends
QUICK RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Titan
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Xtina & Heaven Lee both won the diva water fight
Terror Soule defeated Mohamed in a Thumbtack match 12:01
JaeVeli pinned The Inmate - Beat The Clock 4:41
Matt Uzi pinned Meastro – Beat The Clock 7:38
NuTz pinned Jaffar - Beat The Clock 12:01
Maurice Bad defeated Zach Blain via submission – Beat The Clock 11:54
Johnny Jobber defeated Jay Reynolds & Blackowt
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
