Calgary, Alberta
Pengrowth Saddledome
The program started live from Calgary, Alberta with the t.W.o coming to ringside. All the members are bruised and bandaged from the beating they received last week at the hands of Angel Authority. They draw immediate heat from the Alberta fans as they all sported Carolina Hurricanes jerseys. TJD says that the Oilers suck and are going to choke in game seven and loose the cup like the Flames did in 2004. TJD promises to unleash hell on Angel for what he did to the t.W.o last week. Co-GM and SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis announces that Xtina will compete in a first ever SIW diva mechanical bull contest. They are then interrupted by the Trevortron which showed Angel and Jessie driving on a Harley Davidson in the parking lot. They reach the corporate limo and Angel smashes all the windows with a baseball bat. TJD tells Angel he’s a dead man the next time he gets his hands around his neck.
World Tag Team Champions New Damage Inc. come out to ringside for Drako’s Office w/Craig. They talk about their current college tour and their recent files on SIW Corruption. Their guests were none other than the definition of hardcore The Renegade and SIW Hardcore Champion Metalgod who will be facing each other this Sunday at Desperate Measures. Metalgod comes out but Renegade doesn’t. The Trevortron shows footage of The Renegade backstage. The Renegade slams a Metalgod fan through a window and few on the floor in a fit of laughter; soon The Renegade was back to his feet but wouldn't stop laughing. The Renegades former friend and ally Scotty Slique mentioned to a road agent that he has seen him like this before and it is not a pretty sight. The Renegade was then taken away by the local institute for the insane. Further updates will be available soon. Out of the blue, Metalgod tells Drako and Craig that he’ll kick their ass next time and decides to run backstage.
After a short break, Blackowt took on Heavy Metal Hero with SIW European Champion A.B.A as guest referee. The crowd is behind HMH as he dominates Blackowt early in the match. Blackowt reverses a an irish whip and sends HMH crashing into A.B.A. The match continues as HMH avoids a corner splash with a big boot to Blackowt’s jaw. A.B.A gets up and thinks HMH intentionally pushes him. A.B.A nails HMH with a clothesline but from behind Blackowt drops him with a face buster. Blackowt applies the Blackowt to HMH but no referee in sight. HMH is tapping and out of nowhere A.B.A kicks Blackowt in the head. HMH covers but Blackowt kicks out. HMH hits a drop toe hold and covers again but Blackowt kicks out. Blackowt goes for an inside cradle but HMH reverses. A.B.A starts the count but Blackowt reverses back and uses the ropes for leverage and picks up the huge win just six days before Desperate Measures. After the match A.B.A, Blackowt and HMH got into a confrontation and engaged in an all out war in the middle of the ring. What will happen this Sunday when all three competitors clash for the Euro title in London, England?
Renegade is strapped in a straight jacket and is being transported to a local facility for evalutions. In the back of the vehicle is three doctors and one of them is Metalgod. The hardcore champ punches one of the doctors and sends him crashing into some medicine. He knocks out the other one with a head butt and then assaults Renegade with an IV stand and then injects him with whatever he could find. The driver stops and Metalgod kicks the shit out of his too.
The t.W.o are partying backstage after Blackowt’s win. TJD tells Natedawg that last week was a fluke. This week he can go out to the ring and redeem himself with a win over the overgrown ogre that calls itself Ragin’ Craig. However, Natedawg must get into the Calgary spirit and go out dressed as a cowboy and ride horse. TJD pulls off the band-aid off Nate’s cheek and tells him to pull his pant leg down.
One half of the World Tag Team Champions Ragin’ Craig took on Natedawg in the next match. Natedawg was forced to dress like a cowboy and ride out on a horse as punishment for losing last week. Craig is all over Nate who can’t seem to get on the offence. Nate counters a hip toss and goes for the Gangstanator but Craig reverses into a back body drop and finishes Natedawg via pin fall after hitting the Rage Factor. This is the second week in a row Nate gets pinned. The fans start a “Natedawg Sucks” chant after the match. Craig celebrates and tells Affirmative Action they have lost the war and they are history after Desperate Measures.
After a commercial break, Natedawg is getting yelled at by TJD and Vince Aprali. TJD slaps Nate and tells Impulse and Bad that they better not lose. TJD tells Affirmative Action that he will show them how to win this Sunday when he kicks Angel’s ass. Nate gets in the CEO’s face but C-Mac and Blackowt hold him back.
Maurice Bad attacks one half of the word tag team champions Drako during his entrance and the wrestling machine throws him in the ring to get the match underway. Bad works on his knee and applies a half crab in the middle of the ring. Drako reaches the ropes to break the hold. Bad goes for a belly to belly and then covers Drako but SIW’s voice of reason kicks out. Maurice applies the Bad Lock but Drako kicks out of it several times. This great match came to a surprising end when Bad came off the ropes only to taste the Democratic Kick. Drako covers him and wins the match.
On August 16, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a second time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage.
Carnage Playback - For those that missed last week's Carnage on TNT.
SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis comes out to the ring and gets the crew to bring out a mechanical bull. “Whore” chants fill the arena and Liana tells them she ain’t their mammas. She calls out Xtina and claims that she will ride the bull for five minutes without falling off. As Xtina turns around, Liana hits her with a cheap shot and assaults her with a leather strap. To everyone's surprise, Angelica comes out and assaults Liana with a steel chair for what happen last week. Angelica then puts Liana on the mechanical bull and turns it on. Liana goes flying right off the entrance ramp and the crowd laugh their heads offs.
The Monday Night Brawl superstars will be live from the London Arena in London, England for this year’s Desperate Measures on pay per view June 25, 2006. This is the second of two shows in the U.K. this month.
During SIW Unlimited, Liana is throwing a temper tantrum backstage and demands that TJD fires Angelica. TJD tells her that would be too easy. He then suggested she go one on one with Angie next week in a no holds barred match, just the type of match his princess likes. Liana said that Xtina will be banned from ringside.
Glenn Kirby comes out accompanied by the beautiful Erin to take on Impulse. The A.O.A got a standing ovation during his entrance and dominated the t.W.o member. Impulse whips the former SIW champion to the corner and misses a drop kick and hits the post with his groin. Kirby takes advantage and covers but Impulse kicks out. As Kirby continues to dominate, Nate and Bad come out and harass Erin but out of nowhere, Kirby lays them out with a flying body press over the top rope. The match ended when Impulse misses a round house and fell victim to the Thug Bug. Kirby covers for the pin and cuts a promo for Desperate Measures where he will face C-Mac for the SIW Championship. The A.O.A said that last week it felt good to beat the living hell out of the t.W.o and told Liana to leave them because they are corrupted bastards like Drako says. A.O.A says he’ll be in Angel’s corner for his match against C-Mac.
Angel makes his entrance with Jessie on his Harley Davidson and receives a standing ovation. As SIW champion Chris Macavedi makes his entrance with TJD and Vince Aprali, Kirby attacks Vince and sends him over the security wall. TJD gets security to protect him from the A.O.A. Angel is mouthing off at TJD but from behind he’s attacked by the SIW champion and the match gets underway. C-Mac dominates until he misses a big elbow off the top rope. Angel whips him to the ropes and hits the Atonement Spear. Angel covers but TJD pulls the referee out of the ring. Vince throws a folded steel chair to C-Mac but Kirby interferes and levels the champion by kicking the chair with the Thug Bug in his face. The referee realizes Angel’s cover and jumps back in the ring but C-Mac shocks everyone as he kicks out at two. Affirmative Action come out and beat Kirby until he was left motionless. They handcuff him and Erin to the bottom rope. TJD whips Jessie into the commentary table and she doesn’t get back up. The match continues and Angel dominates and gets the Judgment Sharpshooter locked on C-Mac in the middle of the ring. Vince jumps on the apron to distract the referee and TJD pulls C-Mac to the ropes. As Angel comes off the ropes, TJD nails him across his back with one of the bats and C-Mac pins him after delivering the Kiss Of Death Dominator.
After the match, TJD got Vince and C-Mac to hang Angel over the ring using a thick rope while Kirby and Erin were still handcuffed and watched from the other side. Angel gasped for air while Jessie got back to her feet and saw her man getting hung by the t.W.o. TJD tells Blackowt to grab her and bring her in the ring. In a despicable act, TJD busts her wide open with the SIW Championship. C-Mac takes a bat, looks at it then looks at Kirby and then unleashes on him with several shots to his ribs and head as Brawl went off the air.
With Brawl off the air, Vince and Blackowt continue to hang Angel who was blue in the face and almost stopped breathing. C-Mac continues his assault on Kirby but then Drako, Craig, HMH, A.B.A run out to help Angel Authority and clear the ring. Security and paramedics rush out for Kirby and Angel. What else is the t.W.o capable off? Find out this Sunday when MNB invades England with Desperate Measures.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Trevor Derickson & Liana Lewis
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Blackowt pinned Heavy Metal Hero 5:26
Ragin’ Craig pinned Natedawg 6:02
Drako pinned Maurice Bad 5:15
Glenn Kirby pinned Impulse 7:00
C-Mac pinned Angel in a non title match 12:33
Xhane pinned Johnny Rocket
Zach Blain pinned Dante Johnson
Scratch Cat fought Lana Lawson to a double count out
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
