Christina York from Carnage sings the American Anthem for this Holiday Edition of Brawl. UWWE members A.B.A, Bozzman, Jason Brown and newly acquired Glenn Kirby come to ringside after. A.B.A and Bozz announce that over the weekend the UWWE found a replacement for the backstabbing Metal Moses. They recruited someone with a lot of star power that has been a critical part of the SIW product. They call out SIW Women’s champion Xtina and the fans go crazy and start a “UWWE” chant. They are soon interrupted by Brawl co-gm Liana Lewis and “The Sexy Slayer” Envy who made her Monday Night Brawl debut since getting drafted. Liana Lewis says that her and Envy are the top divas in the SIW and also Xtina will not join UWWE without suffering some consequences. Next week Xtina will have to put the SIW Women’s Championship on the line against Envy and Liana will be the guest referee. Liana and Envy then hype the bikini contest between two “sluts” as they put it.
Before their match against the unlikely team of Renegade and Metalgod, New Damage Inc. Craig & Drako cut a promo about Summersonic being the most corrupt ppv in SIW history. Drako says the only way he can put an end to all the foul play in the company is by becoming the SIW Champion at Summersonic. Craig says that he has some more good news as not only will Drako take away the SIW title from the t.W.o but his challenge has been answered and he will defeat Blackowt the European championship. Footage is played on the Trevortron of Metalgod and Renegade getting taken out in an ambulance. Road agents reported that they beat the hell out of each other before their match and blood was all over Renegade’s locker room.
A handsome fellow dressed in a suit was backstage to meet TJD about the GM position which will be available soon. Co-gm Liana Lewis is notified by official Andrew Yung and she tells the guy that the position has been taken. Liana tells him that TJD must have forgotten to tell his secretary to fax him.
TJD went out of his way to book Angel and Glenn Kirby in a Full Force 2005 re-match for his viewing pleasure. Kirby and Angel put their friendship aside in this confrontation and delivered a great back and forth match. Kirby hits Angel with a swinging neck breaker and then delivers a flying head butt off the top rope. Kirby has the fans on their feet and goes for a cover but Angel kicks out at two. Kirby continues to dominate but as he comes off the ropes, Erin trips him and starts walking up the entrance ramp only to reveal a t.W.o t-shirt as under her UWWE shirt. Kirby can’t believe what’s happening and out of nowhere Angel hits the Atonement Spear and covers him to take the win. Kirby heads backstage after the match and then Angel gets on the mic and calls out the t.Wo holding a black baseball bat in his right hand. TJD comes out and reminds him that he defeated him at Desperate Measures with an “iron fist”. TJD says since he’s a fair man he’ll give him a second chance at the t.W.o but only at the next ppv. At Summersonic Angel will take on Metal Moses & Vince Aprali in a handicap match. Next week on Brawl Angel will take on Murdoc & Corey Hayes in a handicap match so he can get some practice.
On August 16, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a second time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage.
Angelica Hunt cuts a promo with Jack Kent wearing a robe and hypes her bikini contest against UWWE’s Xtina. Angelica teases Kent by showing a little cleavage but then covers up and tells him he has to wait. Kent asks her how she feels about her chances at Summersonic and Angie tells him that the match and the title is as good as her because Xtina and Liana are too focused on each other and not how they perform in the ring. Xtina then appears and tells Angelica that they have to talk in private.
Liana Lewis meets up with SIW superstar Heavy Metal Hero and asks him if he thinks he’s too old to compete. HMH says he doesn’t think so and Liana books in a match to test his stamina. Next week he will take on Bozzman in a submission challenge. Liana says he must win this match as he will be representing the SIW against a UWWE member.
UWWE’s Bozzman & Jason Brown take on Metal Moses and SIW European Champion Blackowt in the next match and all hell breaks loose when the referee is knocked to the outside after Blackowt whips Brown into him. Late in the match Blackowt is screaming in pain as Bozz has the Half Bozzton Crab applied in the middle of the ring. Brown and Moses battle on the outside and Brown whips him into the steel steps but Moses reverses and send Brown head first. Moses gets in the ring and kicks Bozzman in the head to break the submission maneuver. Moses and Blackowt double team Bozzman until he comes off the ropes and nails them with a double clothesline. As Bozz dominates Moses in ring, Blackowt powerslams Brown through the Spanish table. Moses goes for Sinai Buster but out of nowhere A.B.A comes out from the crowd and dents a folded steel chair over Moses’ head. The referee sees this and awards the match to the t.W.o. A.B.A and Bozz continue their assault on Blackowt and Moses until TJD sends out dozens of security agents to safely remove his crew from the ring.
During SIW unlimited, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson throws a fit and says he doesn’t want any UWWE members around the ring during the main event. He said if he sees anyone from the UWWE around ringside someone is getting fired.
After a short break, co-gm Liana Lewis comes out to ringside accompanied by Envy and Erin for her special bikini contest between Angelica and Xtina. The divas take off their robes and reveal that they are wearing their wrestling gear. They said they won’t go along with their stupid bikini contest and challenge the three jezebels from the t.W.o. Liana Lewis tells them to look up and all of a sudden Xtina and Angelica are covered in fish guts. They are about to throw up as the t.W.o look on in laughter.
Carnage Playback - For those that missed last week's Carnage on TNT.
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Summersonic on July 30, 2005. Don’t miss all the top Monday Night Brawl & Carnage superstars live from the Home Depot Center in Carson, California for the hottest event of the summer!.
C-Mac announces that the next match is his hundredth match in his career but the he fans go crazy chanting “UWWE” as A.B.A cuts him off and makes his entrance. A.B.A dedicates the match to UWWE founder the late Duane Doogan. C-Mac tells him Duane Doogan sucks and he’s better off in hell. A.B.A attacks the champ and the match gets underway. C-Mac has A.B.A in the corner and chokes him ilegaly. The referee threatens to disqualify C-Mac and the champion pushes him aside and proceeds with vicious knees shots to his to A.B.A's head. A.B.A avoids a corner clothesline and hits C-Mac with a DDT and covers but the champ kicks out at two. A.B.A dominates the champ and has the crowd on their feet with many near falls but C-Mac kicks out all the time. Off the ropes they hit each other with a double clothesline but A.B.A is on his feet first and then locks in a figure four in the middle of the ring and C-Mac is in trouble. TJD and Vince come out and the fans start booing and throwing drinks at them. A.B.A has the match won after delivering the Bad Ass Bomb but Vince is ordered to pull out senior official Sam Carter and punch him out. A.B.A gets out of the ring and whips TJD into the steel steps but from behind Vince nails him with a low blow and throws him back in the ring. C-Mac hits A.B.A with the Kiss Of Death Dominator and coincidentaly referee Andrew Yung rushes out and delivers a lightning quick three count. Vince and C-Mac celebrate their win after the match as Brawl ends.
With Brawl off the air, Angel drives his bike to the ring carrying his black baseball bat. Angel jumps in the ring and swings at C-Mac’s ribs. Vince and TJD try to escape but as they reach the entrance ramp, A.B.A and Glenn Kirby are waiting and level them with steel pipes. Angel sits C-Mac on chair and then hits him several times in the head with his bat. Blood is drawn and the fans start cheering for “Angel” as he lifts the bloody bat in the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Managers: Trevor Derickson & Liana Lewis
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Angel pinned Glenn Kirby 8:06
Drako & Craig defeated Metalgod & Renegade via no show 6:15
Metal Moses & Blackowt defeated Bozzman & Jason Brown via DQ 8:02
C-Mac pinned A.B.A 12:01
Corey "The Cowboy" Hayes pinned "The Holy Ghost" Johnas Kuone
Asmodeus Macabre pinned Xhane vs
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry