UWWE Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Glendale Arena
Glendale, Arizona
Rating: 9.4
Two things were noticeably different as MNB went on the air live from Glendale, Arizona. A big UWWE sign could be seen above the MNB logo and Glenn Kirby, the A.O.A himself in the UWWE locker room shooting the shit with Doogan, Moore, Bishop, A.B.A, Knux and the backstabbing general manger Greg Banks. Fans booed at the site of Kirby shaking hands with Duane Doogan, the master mind behind UWWE. Doogan said things will only get better when Bishop gets his title back. Doogan told his men that there was rumors of a mole lurking among them and when they slip up blood will be shed.
Angelica and Liana didn’t waist much time and started their street fight backstage. Angelica whipped Liana by her hair into a locker and then drop kicked her into it. As Angie came at her, Liana nailed her with a head butt and then knocked her down with some lefts and rights. The match got pretty rough and the two divas ended up fighting on top of some wooden crates. Liana suplexed Angelica off one of them and hurt herself in the same time. The ref called the match a no contest and called for paramedics as both divas were left motionless on the ground after the fall.
For the first time in history, the SIW Heavyweight Champion was on MNB. Gavin Payne was a special guest in attendance. Before he could get to his private booth, security said they got strict instruction from Mr. Banks to kick him out of the building by any mean necessary. Payne was respectful but as he reached the parking lot, a black pick up truck came at him going at least 60 mph. Fortunately Payne dashed out of the way. The truck backed up and out jumped Uzi with a vengeance to finish the job. After assaulting the champion, Uzi tied Gavin to the back of his pick up but before changing gears to drive, security rushed to the parking lot to stop the madness.
Darren Moore fought Grunge in a brutal hardcore match. Grunge gained the upper hand after whipping Moore into a bunch of steel barrels and hit him with a huge elbow. Moore kicked out of the pin fall and delivered a back body press on the concrete floor when Grunge charged at him. Seeing that Grunge wasn’t moving, Moore quickly pinned him to win the match.
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On Jaffar’s Cave, UWWE members Doogan, Bishop, A.B.A, Kirby, Knux and Greg Banks assaulted the Iraqi’s and took over the set as the GM made a huge announcement. He named Ian Bishop the new UWWE European champion and handed him the title. After their usual takeover talk, Doogan ordered Kirby to make sure they bring the tag team titles to the “Mayhem” no matter what he had to do. Doogan then introduced an old acquaintance Chris Adams but he was attacked by The Eulogy. UWWE beat him down until officials broke it up.
This Wednesday the SIW will be live at Phoenix, Arizona. Main event will have DVR taking on Duane Doogan in a non-title match and also the SIW Hardcore Championship will be up for grabs in a triple threat between Mysery, Grunge and Russel McPiledriverton .
Shelly The Bod and Xtina delivered a great performance filled with emotion and revenge. Xtina took off the top turnbuckle pad and whipped Shelly in it back first several times and ended hitting her with a flying body press. With the ref knocked down, Shelly retaliated after sending Xtina to the outside; she body slammed her on the table and then jumped off the ring with a leg drop. The match ended when Xtina fought back and sent Shelly back in the ring and followed carrying a steel chair. Xtina swung but Shelly ducked and nailed her with a DDT. As Xtina started getting up, Shelly hit her with the chair right across her back and the ref saw it. After getting disqualified, Shelly got tackled and then smashed with the chair. Xtina then shocked the world when she pulled out a zippo and lit Shelly clothes on fire. The fire squad had to put out the flames as Xtina avoided the authorities by escaping the arena.
Carnage rewind was aired. Last week SIW Heavyweight Champion Gavin Payne and NuTz defeated the current SIW North American Champion Rikki Cook and Matt Uzi in tag team match. James Muret defeated Ragin’ Craig and Zach Blain to become the #1 contender for the SIW North American Championship at Global Warning.
The main event featured a four way tag team match between Wildside, Bishop and A.B.A, two former SIW Champions Angel and Kirby and the I-4 for the SIW World Tag Team Championship. Midway through the match, UWWE members still surrounded the ring as a limo arrived in the parking lot. Primetime, Ramrock and Bernardo stepped out and another person could be seen in the front end of the limo. They made their way to the top of the ramp as the match continued. Kirby basically let Angel take all the bumps for their team. A.B.A kicked Willy off the apron and nailed Disco with a swinging neck breaker. He went for the pin but then Primetime sent Bernardo to give Kirby a chair which he used to nail A.B.A in his face cutting the top of his left eye open. The ref had his hands full with all the interference he didn’t see it. The match ended when Kirby drop kicked Bishop off the apron and pinned The Beastmaster after hitting him with a Thug Bug. As Angel confronted Kirby, the A.O.A knocked him out with a Thug Bug and joined Rated X at the top of the ramp.
Primetime, Kirby, Ramrock and Bernardo stood at the top of the ramp and told UWWE before they tried anything they should wait for their real announcement. New SIW World Tag Team Champion Kirby told Angel he doesn’t blame him for not seeing his turn coming because nobody knew and claimed to also know all of the UWWE’s strategies. UWWE started walking up the ramp ready to unleash until Bernardo advised them that wasn’t a good idea because they wouldn’t want to deal with their new associate, Trevor Derickson. The CEO stepped out of the limo and was escorted by dozens of security officials. He called Banks the biggest backstabber in the world and told the rest of the UWWE that their days are now numbered on MNB. The program ended when Trevor overrode Banks’ decision and stripped Ian Bishop of the European Championship and booked a huge battle royal for next week. Davyd North was among the many happy SIW superstars backstage watching on a monitor.
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Angelica fought Liana Lewis to a no contest street fight 7:56
Darren Moore pinned Grunge in a Hardcore Match 8:54
Xtina defeated Shelly The Bod via DQ 11:09
Angel and Glenn Kirby won a four way tag match to win the SIW World Tag Team Championship 21:26
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
