UWWE Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Pepsi Center
Denver, Colorado
Rating: 9.2
The program started by showing the UWWE logo and the “Mayhem” made their way to the ring. They made it known that Kirby was a dead man for what he did last week and that Trevor Derickson joining Rated X didn’t mean shit to them. They held a huge celebration for Duane Doogan Day with balloons and confetti covering the arena. Greg Banks pointed out that MNB was his show for another 13 months (that’s when his contract is up) and until then, things will be done his way. Banks told the group that Kim signed the pay checks so it was ok to go find the CEO and assault him. They walked backstage until they reached the CEO’s door, they knocked but a staff member answered. Doogan pulled him out of the doorway and whipped him into Bishop’s closeline from hell as the rest of them beat him down. They charged in the room but TJD was nowhere to be found.
Chris Adams left "The Mayhem" for his match against The Eulogy. Adams attacked him before he entered the ring and got the match underway. Eulogy managed to counter a suplex into a sideslam and then dropped a massive elbow to his opponent’s chest. Near the ending, Adams missed a drop kick off the top rope and Eulogy nailed him with a Gut Wrench and pinned him to win the match.
A limo pulled up in the parking lot and UWWE immediately arrived on the scene and waited impatiently for someone to come out. They were expecting Rated X and Trevor but instead they got Fake Vex and Fake Enigma who wore classy clothes and shades. UWWE didn’t care who it was, they unleashed like a pack of wolves and destroyed Vex and Enigma.
A promotional package for TNC Global Warning was aired highlighting the main event between former three time SIW Champion Matt Uzi and the current SIW Heavyweight Champion Gavin Payne and all the other blockbuster matches. Don’t miss this PPV extravaganza on August 21, 2005.
The battle royal was next and here is the order of elimination:
1. Fake Vex eliminated by Greg Banks
2. Greg Banks eliminated by Fake Enigma
3. Fake Enigma eliminated by Darren Moore
4. Jillian St.Andrew eliminated by Angelica Hunt
5. Andrew Seaman eliminated by Davyd North
6. Shelby Kirby eliminated by Kevin Kaos
7. The Beast Master eliminated by Mo and Jaffar
8. Regina Todd eliminated by Angelica and Liana Lewis
9. Asmodeus Macabre eliminated by Ian Bishop
10. Knux eliminated by Grunge
11. Grunge eliminated by Mysery
12. DVR eliminated by A.B.A, Moore and Bishop
13. Jimmy Cefalo eliminated by Davyd North
14. Russel McPiledriverton eliminated by A.B.A
15. Jaffar eliminated by Liana Lewis
16. Mysery eliminated by Kevin Kaos
17. Mo eliminated by Davyd North
18. Angelica Hunt eliminated by Liana Lewis
19. Liana Lewis eliminated by Angelica Hunt after getting pulled over the top rope.
20. Kevin Kaos eliminated by Moore and A.B.A
21. 22.Moore and A.B.A eliminated by Davyd North
23. Slick Willy Seaman eliminated by Ian Bishop
24. Ian Bishop eliminated by Davyd North
At the end of the match, only Bishop and North were left in the ring. As the match continued, Glen Kirby appeared out of nowhere and pulled the top rope down when North whipped Bishop resulting in him getting eliminated. As the referee awarded North the SIW European Championship, Bishop nailed him with the Cyclone leaving him unconscious in the middle of the ring and went running after Kirby backstage.
This Wednesday, MNB will be live in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Main event will have Mysery taking on Duane Doogan for the UWWE World Championship. Also not to miss will be Greg Banks getting in the ring to fight Primetime’s sidekick Bernardo Williams.
The CEO Trevor Derickson, the SIW Champion Ryan Johnson, DVR and Bernardo Williams arrived at the arena surrounded by six police cars. They were escorted to ringside by local authorities as Trevor addressed the loud crowd in Denver. He congratulated Davyd North on his victory and then talked shit about UWWE and how much it sucks. MNB GM Greg Banks and UWWE World Champion Duane Doogan interrupted them and announced that they appointed a special guest referee for the main event so the match is called down the middle.
Carnage rewind was aired. Last week SIW Heavyweight Champion Gavin Payne was assaulted by a set of nun chucks at the hands of Matt Uzi and the masked person. Gavin then got thrown off the entrance ramp on a stretcher. It was a fatal four way match that James Muret won by pinning Rikki Cook.
Jack Kent tried to get a few words from former SIW Champion and current SIW World Tag Team Champion Angel before his match but was unsuccessful. Angel told Jessie to wait for him in their locker room because what he was going to do to Kirby was not for the weak at heart.
Angel and Glenn Kirby fought for the rights to the SIW World Tag Team Championship. After whipping Kirby to the corner and delivering a corner splash to the A.O.A, Bishop made his way to the ring. Bishop tripped Kirby as he came off the ropes but as Bishop got on the apron, Kirby nailed him with the Thug Bug. A.B.A and Moore came out also but were beaten down by A.O.A and Angel. Trevor and DVR then made their way to the ring and surprised everyone when they called out Johnny Ringo who hit Angel snap suplex and then executed the Ringo Rocket. With the ref knocked out, Kirby was on his way to victory. Moore tried to get back in the ring but DVR threw a chair in the ring and Ringo smashed it over Moore’s head. DVR beat down Angel and out of nowhere, the A.O.A got a huge shocker, Ringo leveled him with the steel chair and then hit him repeatedly across his back. Ramrock and Ringo beat Kirby till he bled internally. Angel did the right thing when he got his guitar and broke it over Ramrock’s head and came to help a bloodied Kirby. Trevor and Ringo managed to escape backstage.
TJD, Primetime, Bernardo and Ringo were backstage yelling at the paramedics to go see what kind of condition Ramrock was in. Rated X said Kirby was second choice to Ringo and now unfortunately for the A.O.A Ringo was back. Glenn’s girlfriend Liana Lewis happened to walk by them and told Rated X that they were all assholes and one day they will get what’s coming to them. UWWE were in their locker room laughing their ass off at Kirby. Although Bishop, A.B.A and Moore took a beating, they were happy to see Kirby get screwed by Rated X just like he screwed “The Mayhem” last week.
Greg Banks dropped another bombshell when he announced former SIW Heavyweight champion James Airington as the guest referee for the main event and the newest member of the UWWE. Primetime didn’t care and attacked Doogan as soon as the bell rang. Doogan fought back with lefts and rights then whipped Primetime to the outside of the ring. Doogan then whipped Ryan towards Airington who leveled the SIW Champion with a back body drop on the ground. That was enough to get Ringo out to take care of Airington and scare Banks away. Since the match called for no interference security removed Ringo and Banks from ringside. Late in the match, Primetime was in control after delivering a devastating neck breaker. As Ryan called for the Primetime Plunge, out of nowhere Airington nailed him with the AirSlam and put Doogan over him to do a fast count but Primetime refused to lose without a fight and kicked out at the last second. Doogan then leveled him with the DooganDT and covered him for the win with James doing a lightning fast count. Ringo came back out but UWWE then invaded the ring and beat the hell out of Primetime and Ringo until Trevor and Bernardo appeared at the top of the ramp with local authorities. Trevor ordered them to arrest “The Mayhem” who were out of control assaulting employees in his company.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
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The Eulogy pinned Chris Adams 7:14
Davyd North won the 25 Competitor Battle Royal Match 32:54
Angel fought Glenn Kirby to a Double DQ 8:05
Duane Doogan pinned “Primetime” Ryan Johnson 15:26
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
