UWWE Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Air Canada Center
Toronto, Ontario
Rating: 9.0
MNB commentator Katie Mysfit had the honors of introducing the return of H-Bomb and her new born baby Jenna Paige. H came out accompanied by Regina Todd as she pushed her baby to the ring in a stroller. H-Bomb said it was good to be back and she was cleared to wrestle in two weeks. As H held Jenna in her arms, they were interrupted by Mysery who came to the ring and demanded to see his daughter. Regina and H-Bomb refused and Mysery got irritated. Mysery started yelling at them until SIW World Tag Team Champion and UWWE member Ian Bishop ran to the ring and attacked Mysery. Officials got H and her baby out of harms way as Bishop and Mysery fought in the ring. Security cleared the ring before things got any worse. For several weeks, Bishop played Jenna’s father for storyline purposes, he felt obligated to stick up for H and Jenna.
Former SIW Heavyweight Champion James Airington shocked everyone when he got a win over Johnny Ringo in less than five minutes. Airington hit the AirSlam early in the match to get the pin fall giving UWWE a huge victory over Rated X and the SIW.
A recap of Global Warning was shown. Uzi defeated Gavin with the help of DVR to win the SIW Heavyweight title. Muret, Craig and Blain, Metalgod and Envy were all victorious in their respective matches on PPV.
Former SIW World Tag Team Champions Angel and Glenn Kirby took on the current champs Ian Bishop and Darren Moore in a rematch with a chance to regain their belts. Bishop and moore dominated most of the match by using illegal techniques and frequent tagging. Kirby was in the ring for most of the beginning of the match and desperately needed to tag in his partner. Angel was hit with The Cyclone but as the ref had his attention to Moore, Mysery came from the crowd and nailed Bishop with a barbed wire 2x4. Angel put his arm over a bloodied Bishop to regain the titles.
Former SIW Women’s Champion Angelica Hunt was a guest on Jaffar’s Cave. Angelica was turned off at the fact Jaffar wanted a kiss from her. He told her that if Mysery fails to perform in bed to give him a call. Angelica said it was nice to see H-Bomb back but she has to wait in line to get a shot at the SIW’s Women’s Championship. She said her goal was to be SIW Women's champion before Red Alert. Angelica left the show after she slapped Jaffar for grabbing her breast.
The SIW Champion “Primetime” Ryan Johnson and Trevor Derickson were backstage telling Johnny Ringo he had to step it up a notch if they were going to stay at the top of the SIW. Bernardo called from Australia and said he had a bad feeling about MNB. Primetime laughed out loud and said Banks couldn’t even beat his dog and everything was under control.
The SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis took on hometown hero Xtina in the next match and it turned out to be a vicious one. The fans supported Xtina all the way. Xtina bit Liana’s arm to get out of a headlock and then nailed her with the Goodie Kick but the ref got knocked down in the same time. Xtina went for the pin but no one was there to count. Late in he match, H-Bomb decided to show up and broke a mirror over Xtina’s head. Liana kicked H in the face with a baseball slide and pinned Xtina to retain the SIW Women’s Championship. During her pregnancy, Xtina attacked her so it was payback by costing her the title.
This Wednesday, MNB will be live in Winnipeg, Manitoba. The main event will have Chris Adams taking on Duane Doogan for the UWWE World Championship. If Adams loses, he is kicked out of the “Mayhem”. Also not to miss will be a match between Mysery and Darren Moore, the winner becomes the #1contender for the SIW European Championship.
Duane Doogan was backstage getting Banks ready for his match against Primetime for the SIW Championship. Doogan slapped him hard several times and told him to take it like a man cause in the cage; Primetime will be looking to hurt him and also to watch out for his left hook. Banks put on his elbow pads and UWWE t-shirt on as the cameras went back to ringside.
Fan favorite Davyd North put his SIW European Championship on the line against I-4’s Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo in the next match. The match started one on one but I-4 members slowly started making their way to ringside. Willy and his dad Andrew distracted the ref right after North hit Jimmy with the Northern Effect. Russel quickly leveled North with a DDT and then executed the Perfect Piledriver and left the ring. Cefalo capitalized with the Disco Ball Of Doom off the top rope and got a surprising win over North to win the SIW European Championship. I-4 took the belt and ran away from North who wanted to beat them all with the ring bell.
As H and Regina greeted visitors to see Jenna backstage, H-Bomb told Jack Kent that Xtina got what she deserved for what she did to her while she was pregnant. She could have suffered a miscarriage therefore Xtina had to pay for what she did and what happened to her on MNB was only the beginning of many things to come. As for Liana Lewis, H called her a no good whore that has to spread her legs open to get what she wants but all that is going to change as soon as she can get her hands on champ
Carnage rewind was aired. Last week SIW Heavyweight Champion Gavin Payne took a crow bar to the head in a match against Ragin’ Craig giving him the win via DQ. Uzi pretended to be the masked person and revealed himself after assaulting the champion. Klubber announced that The Fugitive will be his temporarily partner and they managed to steal a win over the SIW Tag Team Champions in a non-title table match. Metalgod and NuTz made sure to put Renegade away for a long time so their TLCC match became a one on one at Global Warning.
SIW Hardcore Champion Grunge came out to the ring and gave his usual speech about how he's the best in the SIW and it's only a matter of time before he gets the SIW Championship. His former Damage Inc. partner Drako then came out and told him that the SIW Championship was bluring his vision of reality. Drako said they were once parters, friends and brothers but now no more. Drako then issued a challenge at Red Alert. Grunge vs Drako for the SIW Hardcore Championship in a Inferno Match.
Trevor and Doogan were both at ringside for the main event. Primetime tore apart the MNB GM in the steel cage right from the beginning of the match. Primetime slammed him face first from one side of the cage to the other. Primetime executed a huge back body drop sending Banks into the cage hitting his spine. After a devastating DDT, Primetime managed to open up the top of Greg’s eye. As blood covered the canvas Primetime continued to punch and kick his opponent in his open wound. Late in the match, Primetime easily had the match won and started climbing the cage. Doogan nailed TJD with a cheap low blow from behind and then used a chair to hit Primetime back in the ring making him fall to the canvas from the top of the cage. Doogan ordered the ref to open the door and quickly pulled Banks out to get the huge upset win and made history as Banks became the new SIW Champion. Moore, Airington, A.B.A, Adams and Knux came out on the entrance ramp as the whole group held Banks up high holding the SIW title.
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James Airington pinned Johnny Ringo 4:21
Angel and Glen Kirby defeated Ian Bishop and Darren Moore to win the SIW World Tag Team Championship 10:45
Liana Lewis pinned Xtina to retain the SIW Women’s Championship 7:14
“The Disco Duck” Jimmy Cefalo pinned Davyd North to win the SIW European Championship 12:43
Greg Banks defeated “Primetime” Ryan Johnson in a Steel Cage 10:12
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
