UWWE Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Wachovia Complex
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The I-4 started the show by coming out to the ring. They promised the Philly crowd that one of them was walking out as SIW Champion this Sunday at Red Alert. Russel McPiledriverton took on Davyd North who suffered a broken arm last Wednesday but GM Greg Banks forced to wrestle the match or his other alternative was unemployment. North did very well at the beginning even knocking down Andrew and Disco off the apron with his cast to their face. Russ managed to pull the cast off and lock in a vicious arm bar to get the submission win. Slick then delivered a legdrop on the arm and security had to stop I-4 from further assaults. North was taken out by paramedics and rushed to the Thomas Jefferson University Hospital
UWWE members were backstage laughing at what happen to Davyd North and called Banks a genius. “The Mayhem” has always hated North and now they finally got rid of them by using the I-4. Banks then abused his powers some more and delegated Duane Doogan as an enforcer during the main event match between James Airington and Ian Bishop.
Advertisement for Red Alert. The MNB superstars will be at the Mellon Arena September 11, 2005 to present this PPV extravaganza. Four championships will be on the line and also 20 superstars will compete in one ring for the SIW Championship in a classic Battle Royal.
Dallas Nash who is like a cancer that never goes away was picking on some kids backstage but he was soon confronted by MNB’s newest member and former SIWA Heavyweight Champion Heavy Metal Hero. They insulted each other until HMH beat him down and literally threw him out of the Wachovia Complex at the back. This Wednesday, HMH makes his in ring debut against the “The Answer” Dallas Nash. They will both be in the 10 man battle royal this Sunday at Red Alert.
The Philly crowd started chanting “nasty sluts” and showed no respect for H-Bomb, Angelica and Xtina, all former SIW Women’s champions. The winner of the match goes on to face Liana at Red Alert and the divas didn’t waste anytime and attacked each other right away. Referee Andrew Yung called the match a no contest when the diva’s fought up the entrance ramp and refused to respond. Trevor Derickson ended up coming out and said there has to be a winner and made the match a No Holds Barred match. Xtina and Angelica surprisingly teamed up against H-Bomb and ended throwing her out of the ring with a double back body drop. Xtina immediately nailed Angie with the Goodie Kick and went for the pin but H-Bomb pulled her out of the ring. H-Bomb pulled Xtina by her hair and whipped her head first in the steel steps and then punched her several times in her jaw. The match came close to an end as Angelica hit Xtina with the A-Bomb Drop and went for the pin but then Regina came out to ruin the count and made sure H-Bomb didn’t lose the match. Angelica drop kicked Regina out of the ring but as she turned around Xtina nailed her with the Goodie Kick and pinned her to get the huge win.
Jack Kent was backstage interviewing the current SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis and asked what she thought of the match that just happen and out of nowhere Xtina jumped her and started punching her several times in the face. Blood could be seen in Xtina’s hair from getting thrown in the steps during her match. Xtina choked the champ with an electrical wire until her face tuned blue. Fortunately security successfully pulled her back and let the paramedics check on Liana.
A limo arrived backstage. Katie and Hayden thought it would be Kim Derickson but turns out it was the SIW Hardcore Champion and the self proclaimed future SIW Champion Grunge. He walked past security, made fun of some staff members and then entered Drako’s locker room and locked the door.
UWWE made their presence felt even more on MNB by getting a huge win over DMW and the very popular SIW World Tag Team Champions Angel and Glenn Kirby in a non-title match. Knux and A.B.A got the upset win after A.B.A delivered the Death Drop to Static to get a pin fall. A.B.A and Knux labeled themselves the #1 contenders for the SIW World Tag Team Championship.
Jack Kent saw Grunge walking out of Drako’s locker room and asked what he was doing. Grunge told him to see for himself. As Kent walked in, fire was burning all around and Drako was hung by his feet from the ceiling and appeared unconscious. Grunge told Kent that Drako’s suffering was a message to his old partner and the rest of the MNB roster because after he eliminates Drako once and for all at Red Alert he’s going after the SIW Champion.
This Wednesday, MNB will be live in Bridgeport, Connecticut. The main event features A.B.A taking on Mysery in a Bar Room Brawl shown live on the Trevortron.
Footage was shown for “The Paragon” Larry Lansdowne. Larry is a first class athlete and will make his in ring debut this Sunday at Red Alert. He could win the SIW Championship in his first match.
Jaffar introduced his biggest guest yet on the Cave. As a limo pulled up in the parking lot, SIW co-owner Kim Derickson was escorted to the set and received a standing ovation. He thanked her for his work visa and then talked about current issues. She said she was away for two weeks because of Titan’s chokeslam ordered by her own husband. Secondly, she’s been fixing Trevor’s fuck ups in the company. Jaffar then introduced his “other” special guest which turned out to be Trevor. Kim told him that Titan was being punished next Thursday and that she had booked a match next week on MNB. Next Monday, the UWWE World Champion Duane Doogan will fight Trevor Derickson in a one on one match. Trevor retaliated by booking his wife in the dangerous battle royal this Sunday at Red Alert.
Carnage rewind was aired. Last week Uzi and his attorney were tricked into signing for a match against Gavin Payne next week on Carnage for the championship in a Four Faces Of Death match.
The SIW European Champion Jimmy Cefalo did a promo and claimed that I-4 have conquered the great Davyd North and he will never be seen again. He said that UWWE and Mysery were next and then made fun Mysery’s girlfriend Angelica. Disco insulted Mysery until the lights went out for about two minutes. When they came back on, Disco was soaked in blood slipping and falling all over the mats on the outside. Mysery then came on the Trevortron and announced that their match at Red Alert has been changed to a First Blood Match.
After a commercial break, James Airington took on Ian Bishop in a classic confrontation with Doogan as the match enforcer. The match was back on forth until referee Andrew Yung got knocked down and Doogan decided to take over. Airington whipped Bishop towards the ropes and Doogan smashed a steel chair across his back. He threw the chair in the ring and hit the DooganDT on it leaving Bishop motionless in the middle of the ring. Airington went for the cover and Doogan counted the fall. The rest of “The Mayhem” came to the ring, even Moore was wheeled in his chair by Knux as Doogan made a speech. Doogan said that after Airington’s win, his takeover should happen at Red Alert. This Sunday he was winning the SIW Championship and will out with it and there’s nothing nobody could do about it. Doogan ordered Knux and A.B.A to assault Bishop some more but from backstage, I-4, HMH, DA,Vincent, Eulogy and DMW rushed to the ring but ”The Mayhem” fled in the crowd leaving Darren Moore behind. They chased UWWE through the crowd but I-4 stayed back in the ring. Slick threw Moore towards his dad and Andrew hit a big boot and a leg drop off the ropes.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
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Russel McPiledriverton defeated Davyd North by submission 1:21
Xtina defeated H-Bomb and Angelica Hunt in a triple threat match 12:45
Knux/A.B.A defeated DMW and Angel/Glenn Kirby 11:14
James Airington pinned Ian Bishop 12:23
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
