Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Nassau Coliseum
Long Island, New York
The program began live from Long Island, New York with Trevor Derickson and the SIW Champion Duane Doogan playing poker and smoking cigars. TJD’s cell phone rang and he passed it to Doogan. It was a mole giving them info about Ian Bishop and the rest of the Carnage roster.
H-Bomb cut a promo before her match as the paparazzi and other media surrounded her. She said Regina and Jenna were at home watching MNB impatiently waiting for her to kick Xtina’s ass. H-Bomb executed a DDT and went for the Starr Dogg but Xtina jumped up and hit her with the Goodie Kick and pinned her to steal the win. Xtina grabbed the mic at the end of the match and announced next week, she will be at Monday Night Brawl with child services and prove that H-Bomb is an unfit mother.
Advertisement for Unhallowed Desires. The MNB and TNC superstars will be at the Sky Dome October 30, 2005 to present this PPV extravaganza. Gavin Payne and Matt Uzi will compete in a Buried Alive Match for the SIW Heavyweight Championship.
Liana Lewis put her Women’s championship on the line against Dr. Frank N Furter. Liana managed to survive the tranny’s cheap shots and won the match after delivering Liana’s Flow and pinned it to retain her title.
MNB general manager Greg Banks came out to the ring and begged to be put back on the pay roll. He admitted he was wrong, and of course TJD took him back. Banks then made an announcement, at Unhallowed Desires, The SIW Women’s championship will be on the line in a Diva Rumble 3 involving divas from both brands.
Glenn Kirby took on one half of the SIW World Tag Team Champions J.C. Static accompanied by his tag team partner Sic Tragic. Angel came out late in the match but looked very pale. He was still sick from the flu but still came out to help his partner. The champs managed to get the victory after Tragic distracted the ref and Static nailed Kirby with a steel chair and then hit Angel off the apron. Staic pinned Kirby to win the match.
Drako was hitting the punching bag when SIW Hardcore champion Grunge just walked in unannounced. Grunge was holding a small photo album and laughed out loud. Drako wanted to know what it was and pulled it out of his hands. It was pictures of Drako in his younger years posing with a foam version of the SIW Championship. Grunge told him that was as close as he will ever get to the belt because at Unhallowed Desires, he was going to lose the biggest match of his career to Grunge.
The unlikely team of “The Paragon” Larry Lansdowne and Vincent D'Amor fought fan favorites Heavy Metal Hero and James Airington in tag action. Larry and Vince double teamed HMH late in the match but Airington jumped in to even the odds. James hit the AirSlam to Larry letting HMH go for the cover but Vincent was the legal man in the ring. The match ended when referee "Big" Joe Berry called the match a double count out after HMH and Vincent fought all the way up the entrance ramp. Both teams battled until security could break it up.
Katie Mysfit and Jimmy Hayden were sad to announce that Harbit had checked in the hospital earlier in the day. Apparently the SIW superstar was left in a coma after being involved in a huge automobile accident.
Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo battled Mysery for over a half hour in a best 2 out of 3 match for the SIW European Championship. I-4 members were told to stay in the back while Jimmy took care of business. Cefalo got the first fall after he executed a spine buster and pinned Mysery after delivering the Disco Ball Of Doom. Half way through the match, Disco climbed the top rope but Mysery speared him back in the ring and pinned him after delivering the Deadmark. The match ended in a controversial way. As Disco hit Mysery with a Russian Legsweep, the lights in the Nassau Coliseum went out and it started raining in the arena. When the lights came back on, Disco was unconscious in the middle of the ring and Mysery pinned him to get the third fall and retained his title.
A video package was shown for former SIWA World champion Climaxx. He is a first class competitor will be making his debut this Thursday on Carnage.
A.B.A was set to take on the SIW Champion Duane Doogan in the main event. The Corporate champion Doogan came out accompanied by the CEO Trevor Derickson and General Manager Greg Banks. They gave A.B.A a choice to make, either he was with them or get annihilated. Everyone thought A.B.A would do the right thing but instead he made a deal with the devil by shaking hands with the trio. Trevor reminded everyone that Duane Doogan was the corporate champ and the best damn SIW Champion there ever was. They were cut off by the return of non other than former SIW Champion The Uncanny Inferno who made his entrance flying down from the rafters of the Nassau Coliseum. Uncanny Inferno told Doogan that he never beat SIW’s only super hero and greatest SIW Champion of all time. Next week, The Uncanny inferno will go one on one with Duane Doogan for the SIW Championship.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
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Xtina pinned H-Bomb 6:21
Liana Lewis pinned Dr Frank N Furter to retain the SIW Women’s Championship 5:06
J.C. Static w/Sic Tragic pinned Glenn Kirby w/Angel 8:55
“The Paragon” Larry Lansdowne and Vincent D'Amor fought
Heavy Metal Hero and James Airington to a double count out 12:34
Mysery defeated Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo in a Best 2 out of 3 match to retain the SIW European Championship 30:48
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
