Monday Night Brawl General Manager – Greg Banks
Grunge made his way to the ring at the beginning of the show accompanied by his new manager/consultant Drako who claims that backstage politics have kept the SIW Championship from Grunge, the greatest SIW superstar of all time. MNB GM Greg Banks then came out and told them both to shut the hell up. Banks said he was sick of their whining and told them that he makes the decisions on MNB and at the moment Grunge is nowhere near being the #1 contender. Banks said he is no longer intimidated by wrestlers, management or anyone else in the company and he will prove it by firing one of his most valuable employee at a random time during the night.
The SIW World Tag Team Champions Mysery and JD Stars continued their winning streak with a victory over newcomers Zellmo and Q-Ball in the next match. The champs delivered a great performance which ended when JD Stars pinned Zellmo after executing the Stars Reached to get the win.
Footage was shown revealing the F.B.I surrounding the Alltel Arena waiting to get a few words with SIW employees Mohamed Abdull Sheik and Jaffar. Since Unhallowed Desires the F.B.I has been trying to round up some evidence to lock up these two psychos.
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Jason Brown took on A.B.A in a boiler room brawl for the SIW Hardcore Championship. Brown pinned A.B.A after delivering a powerbomb through a pipe to win the belt but the fight wasn’t over. As Brown started to walk out of the room, A.B.A used a 2x4 and leveled Brown in the back of his head and pinned him to regain the title.
Former SIW Women’s Champion Liana Lewis stormed into Greg’s office and asked where the hell was H-Bomb and Regina Todd for the triple threat match. Banks told her that it was postponed since they both called in sick with the flu bug that’s been going around. Liana said she should automatically become the #1 contender by forfeit but Banks disagreed. Banks told her that after her championship loss at Unhallowed Desires she has no business negotiating his decisions, the match will happen next week.
Glenn Kirby took on a man almost twice his age but just as talented Heavy Metal Hero. Kirby took offense to HMH talking to Liana last week which resulted in this match. HMH had Kirby locked in a figure four leg lock to put damage on his legs to discourage a Thug Bug but late in the match HMH lost all momentum. Kirby whipped him off the ropes but missed a closeline. HMH leveled him with a kick and a DDT but Kirby kicked out of a pin fall. The match ended when Kirby reversed a piledriver into a sit down powerbomb and pinned HMH to win the match
Dallas Nash was in The Family’s locker room drinking a beer and feeling sorry for himself when all off a sudden he was knocked out cold by Chris Macavedi who hit him across the head with his Euro belt. C-Mac flipped the table over Nash and then kicked him down until security and Vince Aprali held him back. C-Mac yelled out to Nash that he brought this on to himself.
Metal Moses took on SIW veteran Khristian Call in the next match. Call was accompanied by Stryfe. Call got the early advantage with a rake to the eyes but Moses managed to get back in to the match after a missile drop kick off the top rope. Moses got the impressive and upset win over Call after Stryfe tripped his partner coming off the ropes by mistake and Moses capitalized with a pin fall after delivering the Asai moonsault. After the match, Call and Stryfe argued about the outcome of the match until they were interrupted by Greg Banks. Greg said that he was going to fire someone and that someone was the most over hyped wrestler in the history of the SIW… Khristian Call. The fans could not believe this actually happened and we hope to get some answers concerning this situation.
The SIW Women’s Champion Xtina came out to the ring after a commercial break and said that not only is she a better champion than Liana Lewis ever was but she was also going to make history by being the first ever Diva to defend the title at a Carnage PPV since the women on MNB are just pathetic. She told Titan to do whatever he has to do to name a #1 contender before Staying Alive.
The Trevortron aired a video package for Retro Man. This unique character will make his debut this week on Wednesday War as he goes one on one with the controversial Dallas Nash.
Angel was backstage looking for Mo and Jaffar but they were nowhere to be found. Jack Kent tried to get a few words from the former SIW Champion but that was not a good idea. Angel grabbed him by his tie and told him that he wasn’t in the mood to talk anymore, action must be taken. After spending hours filling out F.B.I reports Angel said the next and last thing to do is annihilate the two Iraqi in the middle of the ring and make them pay for their sins. Angel said that he made sure Banks made his match a no DQ, No Count match.
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Angel waiting impatiently in the ring but to everyone’s surprise, Mo and Jaffar didn’t come out but instead it was their cousins Karim and Shakah. Angel immediately broke purgatory over Shakah’s head busting him open and blood poured all over the canvas. Karim attacked Angel from behind but as he sent the former champ off the ropes Angel delivered the Atonement Spear and then locked him the Judgment Sharpshooter making his opponent tap out but he didn’t break the hold for over five minutes. Officials and road agent managed to pull him off and then Mo and Jaffar came on the Trevortron as paramedics took Karim out on a stretcher. Mo said he may have won the battle but the war was far from over. Mo and Jaffar then lit some unknown chapel on fire as the program ended.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit and Jimmy Hayden
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The Dead Pool defeated Q-Ball & Zellmo 5:39
Jason Brown defeated A.B.A in a Boiler Room Brawl to win the SIW Hardcore Championship 5:14
A.B.A defeated Jason Brown in a Boiler Room Brawl to win the SIW Hardcore Championship 1:03
Glenn Kirby pinned Heavy Metal Hero 8:03
Metal Moses pinned Khristian Call 8:41
Angel defeated Karim by submission 5:23
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD