Xcel Energy Center
St. Paul, Minnesota
Road To Glory has come and gone and it was time move on with another edition of Monday Night Brawl. The program started with the CEO of the SIW coming to the ring stating that later in the night, someone was getting fired. He said it could be anywhere from his incompetent general manager Greg Banks, to his fallen corporate champ Duane Doogan or even the contractless, egotistical Liana Lewis was not safe. He said he was disappointed that someone like Lewis has to the potential to become a legend in this business and she is throwing it all away because of her greedy nature. He said not that’s it anyone’s business but the wrestling superstars all make anywhere from $80 000 to $2 000 000 a year and said that their would be a huge locker room backlash if he gave Liana her outrageous, undeserving contract. TJD suggested the money should go to a reputable charity instead of Liana’s loaded wallet. Greg Banks and Duane Doogan eventually came out to so some sucking up and begged for him not to fire them. TJD told Banks to do something impressive tonight and he might keep his job. As for Duane Doogan, TJD booked him in a match for the SIW Championship to beat Grunge once and for all. If Doogan were to fail at getting the belt back, he would be fired from Brawl.
”The Future” Eclipse made his wrestling debut on Brawl against Retro Man. Eclipse was impressive in his first match on Brawl and picked up the win via pin fall after avoiding a side kick and delivering the Future Bomb.
Former SIW Women's Champion Liana Lewis arrived at the Xcel Energy Center accompanied by her attorney and was booed for the first time in her SIW career. She told Jack Kent that the parody at RTG was insulting and immature and that they are all jealous of her. Determined to get her contract, she walked passed security and staff members and headed towards Greg Banks’ office.
Hannah Park & Alora Wright looked for aweet revenge in their match against Xtina & Regina Todd. At RTG, Xtina and Regina tried to shave Alora’s head but thank god for C-Mac coming for the save. Also at the PPV, Regina held Alora legs down to let Xtina get a pin and retain her title. Randall stepped in at one point to take away a chair from Regina as Hannah dominated Xtina in the ring. Alora got her payback as she and Hannah delivered some kind of inverted 3-D to Regina. Alora beat down Xtina on the outside while Hannah pinned her ex-girlfriend Regina for the three count. Xtina & Regina retreated backstage but promised that the war was not over.
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Tension was high in the next submission challenge match between The Renegade and “The Baddest Man on the Planet” Maurice Bad. These two men hated each other and it showed in the last couple of weeks. Maurice was seeking revenge after Santa “Renegade” Clause attacked him at Road To Glory. Bad who is known for his hatred towards hardcore and women wrestling was busted wide open after Renegade sent him head first into the steel steps. Bad sent a message to everyone in the locker room after delivering the Mo' Badder Blues and making the SIW veteran tap out to a modified Crossface which Maurice renamed the Bad Lock. Bad took the mic away from the announcer and announced himself as the winner and said that he demanded respect from all the fans and stars in the back.
GM Greg Banks was checking out nude pics of Envy on the internet when all of a sudden Liana Lewis and her attorney walked in without knocking. Banks told them he was busy paying his bills online and asked if they knew how to knock. Banks said that he forgot that rednecks don’t have manners and called the whole Lewis family trailer park trash. Liana and her attorney threatened to sue for defaming the Lewis family. Banks said that he had a deal for her. If she could beat both Regina Todd and the SIW Women’s Champion Xtina in a handicap match next week on Brawl he will make sure she gets what she wants. Liana had a hard time beleiving it but went with it and gave him the benifit of the doubt.
SIW World Tag Team Champions Metal Moses & Jed Snyder got back on track on Brawl after a loss to A.P.B at Road To Glory by retaining their title against Frankie Paradise & Chad Cruise. Moses pinned Paradise after delivering the Mount Sinai Drop
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The SIW European Champion Chris Macavedi was accompanied by Alora Wright as he took on SIW Hardcore Champion JD Stars in a re-match. Newcomer Shawn Orka made his way to ringside and joined Katie and Jimmy on commentary. As the great match progressed, Orka said that he didn’t know why but he hated JD’s gut with a passion. He said he was better than Stars which means he should be the SIW Hardcore champion. C-Mac managed to pick up the victory after delivering the Kiss Of Death Dominator and pinned Stars. After the match, Stars went to exit the ring and out of nowhere Orka nailed him several times with a Singapore cane which left bloody welts on JD’s body. Orka kicked him down until security managed to pull him off.
This Wednesday on War, Monday night Brawl will be live in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. New World Tag Team Champion Jed Snyder will take on SIW European Champion Chris Macavedi. Duane Doogan will team up with Greg Banks in tag team action for the main event as they take on Damage Inc.
Greg Banks came out on the entrance ramp and said that he was impressed at how he handled Liana’s contract situation. He called himself a genius but said that he will really impress TJD by showing him that he is a better manager than Titan the big goof on Carnage. Without hesitation, Greg Banks introduced the newest star on Monday Night Brawl, the winner of the Road To Glory match, Ragin’ Craig and his partner in crime Jill. Craig and Jill shook hands with Banks as Craig made a speech. Craig said that he dominated Carnage and that no one over there can beat him so he has come to take over Brawl. Craig and Jill then announced a shocker, Craig said that he no longer is going after the SIW Heavyweight Championship since he will be competing on Monday Night Brawl so Grunge better watch his ass because he was coming for the SIW Championship. They were interrupted by a surprise visit by Carnage GM Kevin “Titan” McColl who said he didn’t care what the hell Craig, Banks or anybody on Brawl does. Titan then challenged Banks and MNB to a Royal Rumble at Assault to find out which brand is really the best. 15 Brawl superstars and 15 Carnage superstars in one ring.
Duane Doogan on his own took on SIW Champion Grunge accompanied by Drako in the main event and he had to win this match or he was fired from Brawl. Doogan dominated most of the match and even hit the DooganDT but the referee was out and was unable to count. Drako stepped on the apron but was knocked down after a Doogan nailed him with a missile drop kick. Doogan pulled out a fire extinguisher and blinded Drako by spraying him in his eyes. As Doogan entered the ring with the extinguisher, Grunge dropped an elbow and then knocked him out with it and threw it out of the ring before the ref saw anything while he got back up. Grunge covered his opponent and won the match. At the end of the show, Doogan stood in the ring giving the fans the middle finger while they sang “Na na na na, Hey hey hey GOODBYE”
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Greg Banks
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“The Future” Eclipse pinned Retro Man 8:02
Alora Wright & Hannah Parks defeated Xtina & Regina Todd 8:22
Maurice Bad defeated The Renegade via submission 12:13
Jed Snyder & Metal Moses defeated Chad Cruise & Frankie Paradise to retain the SIW World Tag Team Championship 7:21
Chris Macavedi pinned JD Stars 7:29
Grunge pinned Duane Doogan to retain the SIW Championship 10:55
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
