The following is a presentation of the New Age Wrestling Alliance.
Voiceover: Throughout the universe the stars are aligned for a clash of ultramaginitude.
[footage of Jerry Lynn destroying the NAWA World Title Belt and Christopher Daniels attempting to hang Raven with barbed wire is shown.]
Voiceover: Some say destiny is etched in stone, others say we forge our own destiny.
[footage of Harry Harris delivering the Frog Splash to Christopher Daniels off the cage and Jeff Jarrett destroying the knee of Norman Smiley with a chair.]
Voiceover: No matter what your perception on the matter is, tonight, the superstars of the New Age Wrestling Alliance collide and scores will be settled.
[footage of Miles Stylish taking Ron Waterman off the ring apron through a table with the Las Vegas Trauma, Jerry Lynn delivering a Cradle Piledriver to Harry Harris, and AJ Styles vaulting on Petey Williams with a somersault plancha]
Voiceover: One thing is for certain, you will not want to miss this. It's NAWA StarClash 2003 only on Pay Per View.
Pryo to kick off the show. We are live tonight at StarClash from Chicago Illinois. Tonight Six Titles will be on the line and some of the most brutal grudge matches will be taking place tonight. Let's kick it down to the ring for the opening match tonight from Chicago.
"The French Horn Theme" plays and out comes Jacques Strap along with Lord Napoleon. Lord Napoleon is waving the French Flag. Tonight on Pay Per View, Jacques Strap will make his NAWA singles debut against Fernando Romero Entonio Dominic, AKA F.R.E.D. Jacques Strap enters the ring as Lord Napoleon waves the French Flag to boos from the crowd.
"The Mexican Hat Dance" plays and out comes F.R.E.D. F.R.E.D looks like an idiot as usual with that oversized sombero on. F.R.E.D enters the ring, taking the sombero off and the bell rings kicking off this abmonation of a match.
Fernado Romero Entonio Dominic vs Jacques Strap(w/Lord Napoleon) Both men circle each other. There is not going to much wrestling in this match. I daresay the first person who makes contact of any kind will win this match. F.R.E.D pulls out that red blanket. Oh come on, only a complete idiot would go for something like this. Olay, Olay, the blanket is waved and Jacques Strap charges to the blanket but F.R.E.D pulls it up at the last second and Jacques Strap falls to the floor. Lord Napoleon enters the ring and guts F.R.E.D with the flagpole before tossing him to the outside. The referee is looking right at this and doesn't give enough of a damn to call for the disqualification. Lord Napoleon rolls to the outside and DDT on the floor to F.R.E.D. The referee makes the fatest ten count on record and no one wins this match. What a waste of nearly a minute of Pay Per View time!
Fernado Romero Entonio Dominic and Jacques Strap battled to a double countout in 0:00:46. Rating: -*
Both these wrestlers are dragged from the ringside area, as this match is over.
Twenty of the Top NAWA Stars go into the ring for an over the top rope battle royal. It's the next New Age Wrestling Alliance Pay Per View. It's Luck of the Draw. Sunday February 1st only on Pay Per View. Order after this Pay Per View is over.
The next match up is on location as Twizted Youth's mother's backyard in an undisclosed location. Tonight, Pierre Marquette will face off against Twizted Youth in the backyard. Remember last month at Last Chance at Redemption, Twizted Youth and Pierre Marquette brawled in someone's backyard during that series of stupid vignettes that aired on the last Pay Per View. Tonight, they will have a sanctioned match in the backyard. Isn't that an oxymoron? A sanctioned backyard wrestling match. Never the less, it will go down in a few seconds.
We are on location to Twizted Youth's mom's backyard. Pierre Marquette is waiting for Twizted Youth to come into the backyard. There is a referee for this match, if you can believe it. Twizted Youth is in the neighbor's yard and he takes a running start, leaping onto the fence.
Backyard Wrestling Rules Match: Pierre Marquette vs Twizted Youth
Twizted Youth leaps off the fence towards Pierre Marquette and manages to actually make contact, sending Pierre Marquette staggering down to the grass. Twizted Youth drags Pierre Marquette towards the badly constructed ring, made of clothesline wire and a stained gym mat. Twizted Youth tosses Pierre into that poore excuse of a ring. Twizted Youth yells: "LOL" before leaping over the clothesline wire and tripping, falling face first onto the stained gym mat. Pierre is up and he blasts Twizted Youth with a punch. Pierre fires another punch towards Youth. Another punch bounces off the face of Twizted Youth. Pierre tosses Twizted Youth to the ring and TWIZTED YOUTH LANDS FACEFIRST ONTO THE SIDEWALK. Twizted Youth looks at the camera and botches blading on camera, so in grand tradition of poor wrestling, he repeats the spot, on camera.
Pierre leaps to the outside of the ring and goes through the weeds, pulling out...a pooper scooper. I kid you not. Pierre raises the pooper scooper over his head and smashes it down across the back of Twizted Youth! Pierre blasts Twizted Youth in the face with a punch. Another punch bounces off the face of Twizted Youth. A third punch to the face of Twizted Youth. Pierre jabs Twizted Youth in the throat with the handle of the pooper scooper, causing him to fall backwards. Pierre lifts up Twizted Youth and throws him facefirst into the fence. Pierre fires a kick to the midsection. Another kick and Twizted Youth is doubled over, bleeding badly from that horrible blade job. Another kick to the midsection and Twizted Youth is on dream street. Pierre walks over to the shed and opens it up pulling out a...weedwhacker.
Pierre Marquette turns on the weedwhacker and that is dangerously close to the groin of Twizted Youth but TWIZTED YOUTH KICKS PIERRE IN THE GROIN CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE WEEDWHACKER. Twizted Youth picks up the weedwhacker and CUTS INTO THE FOREHEAD OF PIERRE WITH THE WEEDWHACKER. Thankfully the blades are plastic but never the less, Pierre blades on camera. Shot over the back with the weedwhacker. Another shot over the back with the weedwhacker and Twizted Youth is on a roll. Twizted Youth climbs up to the fence and attempts to do an Undertaker rope walk on the fence but he slips and falls crotch first onto the fence. Pierre climbs up the fence and attempts to hook Twizted Youth for a superplex. This is illegal in this match since it is a wrestling move! TWIZTED YOUTH SHOVES PIERRE MARQUETTE OFF THE FENCE. He lands on a pile of dog poop! THE POOP, THE POOP, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THE POOP!
Pierre looks disgusted as his back is covered in dog poop. Twizted Youth is poised and WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! That is some kind of bastardized flippy thing off the fence. Just what in the hell was he going for. It seems like Twizted Youth barely connected with Pierre Marquette on that one. Twizted Youth is going for the cover. One, Two, Pierre Marquette manages to kick out. Twizted Youth goes to the shed and pulls out a shovel. Twizted Youth takes a running start with the shovel and NEARLY DECAPITATES PIERRE MARQUETTE WITH A BOTCHED SHOVEL LEGDROP! Pierre looks like he is on dream street with that botched move! Twizted Youth makes the cover. One, Two, the referee stops the count and grabs Pierre arm rolling it up as it appears that Pierre has been knocked silly with that botched move.
Twizted Youth lifts up Pierre Marquette and running start. TWIZTED YOUTH THROWS PIERRE MARQUETTE HEADFIRST INTO THE SHED! Pierre falls back, clutching his already concussed head. Twizted Youth reaches into the shed and pulls out an old door. Twizted Youth grabs a pair of saw horses and tosses them into the yard. Twizted Youth puts the door on the two saw horses, making a makeshift table. Twizted Youth lifts up Pierre Marquette and tosses him onto the table. Twizted Youth pulls out a ladder and climbs up it. Twizted Youth is on the ladder and HE TRIPS, FALLING OFF AND LANDING FACEFIRST ONTO A PICNIC TABLE. Pierre reaches into his pants and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Pierre swings the knuckles and SHOT TO THE FACE OF TWIZTED YOUTH. Pierre rears back and decks Twizted Youth with the knuckles once again. Pierre picks up Twizted Youth and tosses him into the fence. Pierre lifts up Twizted Youth and SPINEBUSTER! Pierre covers but the referee doesn't make the count as that is a wrestling move.
Pierre picks up the weedwhacker and turns it on. Pierre rushes Twizted Youth with it but Youth trips him up and PIERRE GETS CROTCHED ON THE WEEDWHACKER! Pierre is in a lot of pain, blues, and agony from that move! Twizted Youth walks over and grabs a light tube. Twizted Youth fires a shot over the back of Pierre Marquette, which was as week as hell. Another weak shot over the back of Pierre Marquette and Twizted Youth just shrugs when the light tube doesn't break and tosses it to the side. Twizted Youth pulls out the ladder and climbs up the side of the house. Twizted Youth is facing away from Pierre Marquette and Pierre falls down. Twizted Youth leaps off and HE MISSES THE TWIZTED PERCEPTION OFF THE HOUSE BY ABOUT TEN FEET. He wasn't even close to connecting. The referee pulls Twizted Youth on top of Pierre Marquette and makes the count. One, Two, Three. Twizted Youth is your winner.
Twizted Youth pinned Pierre Marquette after with the Twizted Perception in 0:04:59 . Rating: -* 1/4
Twizted Youth pulls himself up and Pierre Marquette is up and he is not looking too happy. Twizted Youth's mom walks out of the house, looking suspiciously like F.R.E.D. in drag, but that can't be right as this match is live and F.R.E.D just wrestled a match back at the arena. Plus if it was pre-taped, don't you think we would edit out all the bad spots leaving this match with a grand total of...nothing. F.R.E.D er I mean Twizted Youth's mother rushes Pierre and clotheslines him down. Pierre decides to run away. This feud will continue unfortunately.
If you are still with us after that crap, you should be commended for your great survival skills. We are not out of the woods yet as "Darkness at the Edge of Town" by Bruce Springsteen plays and out comes the NAWA Xtreme Champion the Dark Warrior and he has a microphone with him. You can almost hear the people scrambling to the bathroom or the concession stands. The Dark Warrior will defend his Xtreme Championship tonight against the former two time Xtreme Champion the Sandman. The Dark Warrior tosses the Xtreme Title belt to the outside like an afterthought. Not like that belt has held any meaning since Harry Harris lost it. The Dark Warrior is on the microphone.
Warrior: It seems that you still doubt my ability to make people suffer through the concept of Destrucity. Destrucity shall power every aspect of this wretched like that we live. The magnitude of this is something that you cannot comprehend as it is much beyond your respect and the command that I have on this rare gift shall be the force that drives me to the greatness that destrucity guides you throughout the universe, as the fates have seen it written in the stars. A reckoning shall take place, a new era shall dawn in the multiverse, all powered by the personification of Destrucity. Fact that you can achieve what destiny can bring you and Destrucity shall be the guide that addles the quest that shall not be be completed in the name of the great force that is Destrucity. The fact that you may not comprehend the words of wisdom that come from the prophecy that I state, because you have little knowledge of Destrucity. It is written across the stars for those who hold the power can hold and all the creatures of the universe should cower before it as it holds the fate. Now bring out the latest victim to get his soul crushed underneath the wave blowing Destrucity across the mulitverse, may the Destrucity be with you.
"Enter the Sandman" by Metallica plays and we see the Sandman standing in the balcony, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. The Sandman has held that Xtreme Championship twice and is looking to three peat tonight at StarClash 03. The Sandman throws down the cigarette and stomps on it before finishing off the beer and smashing the can over his head. The Sandman climbs down towards the balcony. The Sandman enters the ring and the bell rings kicking off this NAWA Xtreme Title Match.
NAWA Xtreme Title Match: The Sandman vs the Dark Warrior(c)
The Dark Warrior blasts the Sandman with a punch as he enters the ring. The Dark Warrior punches the Sandman again. The Dark Warrior fires another punch towards the Sandman. The Dark Warrior whips the Sandman off the ropes. Clothesline knocks the Sandman to his back. The Dark Warrior puts the Sandman in a double handed chokehold. The referee cannot force him to break the move due to this match being an Xtreme Rules Match. The Warrior strangles the Sandman for a few seconds before picking him up and tossing him to the arena floor. The Dark Warrior rolls to the floor and grabs the Sandman from behind before bouncing his head off the guardrail. The Sandman clutches his head in pain. The Dark Warrior fires a forearm to the chest of the Sandman. Another forearm bounces off the chest of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior grabs the Sandman and THROWS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE STAIRS!
The Dark Warrior blasts the Sandman across the chest with a forearm smash. A second forearm smash finds it's way across the chest of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior picks up the Sandman and bodyslams him down on the floor. The Dark Warrior knees the Sandman in the head. The Dark Warrior fires another knee to the head of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a trash can, SMASHING IT OVER THE BACK OF THE SANDMAN! The Dark Warrior raises the trash can and bashes it into the skull of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior raises the trash can and dents it into his skull once again. The Dark Warrior scoops the Sandman over his shoulder and drops him down chest first across the guardrail. The Dark Warrior backs up as the Sandman gets up and shoulderblocks him down. The Dark Warrior scoops up the Sandman, rolling him back into the ring.
The Dark Warrior enters the ring and stalks the Sandman. Knee fired into the gut of the Sandman. Another knee is fired to the gut of the Sandman. Hooked in a side waistlock and hoisted up in the air. The Dark Warrior drives Sandman's back across his knee with a vicious backbreaker. The Sandman is attempting to fight out but the Dark Warrior is holding the pressure on, bending the spine of the Sandman down across his knee. The Sandman attempts to elbow his way out but the Dark Warrior decides to drop the move. The Dark Warrior backs off a few steps before dropping an elbow down across the chest. The Dark Warrior covers the Sandman hooking the leg. One, Two, The Sandman manages to kick out. The Dark Warrior picks up the Sandman and wraps both hands around his throat. The Dark Warrior lifts the Sandman up in the air and shakes him with a choke lift. The Dark Warrior has the Sandman hanging there and the Dark Warrior eventually drops the Sandman down, leaving him on the canvas.
The Dark Warrior waits for the Sandman to get up and grips him. The Sandman is tossed over the top rope and all the way to the arena floor. The Dark Warrior steps to the floor and delivers a double axe handle blow down across the back of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior grabs the Sandman around the throat and backs him off, choking up against the guardrail. The Dark Warrior is really wrapping his hands around the throat of the Sandman in an attempt to squeeze the air out of him. The Dark Warrior let's go and scoops him up. The Dark Warrior rushes forward and rams the Sandman spine first into the ringpost. The Sandman clutches his back in pain. The Sandman has been wounded from getting his back crashed into the ringpost. The Dark Warrior rolls the prone form of the Sandman back into the ring. The Dark Warrior digs underneath the ring and yanks out a cookie sheet. The Dark Warrior slides into the ring with the cookie sheet in hand.
The Dark Warrior raises the cookie sheet above his head and brings it down across the back of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior blasts the Sandman across the back with another shot with the cookie sheet. The Dark Warrior covers hooking the leg. One, Two, The Sandman brings the shoulder up off the canvas. The Dark Warrior lifts the Sandman off the canvas and blasts him across the face with a punch. The Dark Warrior catches the Sandman across the face with another punch. The Dark Warrior whips the Sandman into the ropes and catches him with a shoulderblock, knocking him down to the canvas. The Dark Warrior snarls at the fallen form of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior lifts up the Sandman and forearm belted across the back. Another forearm belted across the back of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior wraps his massive arms around the waist of the Sandman and is attempting to squeeze the life out of him with a bearhug.
The Dark Warrior is really putting the pressure on the Sandman, attempting to snap the spinal cord while in this move. The Dark Warrior is shaking the Sandman like a ragdoll and his head is limply flopping from side to side. The Sandman looks about out of it as the Dark Warrior is applying this submission move. The Dark Warrior is squeezing the Sandman. Squeezing him in this bearhug. The Sandman attempts to fight out but the Dark Warrior still has the grip on the Sandman. The Sandman attempts to punch his way out. The Sandman's head flops limply onto the shoulder of the Dark Warrior. The referee checks the arm of the Sandman. The arm lifts and the arm falls. That's one. The referee checks the arm again, the arm lifts up and the arm comes down once again. If the arm drops this time, this match is over. The referee checks the arm. The arm comes up and IT STAYS UP!!!
The Sandman attempts to fight out of the hold but the Dark Warrior rushes forward and rams the Sandman back first into the corner, keeping the bearhug locked in. The Dark Warrior continues to have that bearhug locked on, really squeezing the life out of the Sandman. The Dark Warrior is hanging on, intesifying his grip. The Sandman goes for a punch but the Dark Warrior ducks it and keeps the hold gripped on. The Dark Warrior is guiding the Sandman to the canvas with the waistlock still applied. Shoulders on the canvas. One, Two, Thr...The Sandman barely manages to bring a shoulder off the canvas. The Sandman is pushing himself up to his feet but the Dark Warrior still has the bearhug locked on. The Dark Warrior backs the Sandman into the corner and rams him into the corner hard backfirst. The Sandman winces and clutches his back as the Dark Warrior releases him. The Dark Warrior fires a kick to the chest, knocking the Sandman down. The Dark Warrior measures the Sandman and drops an elbow down across the chest. The Dark Warrior covers hooking the leg and scores a two count.
The Dark Warrior scoops up the Sandman and slams him down to the canvas. The Dark Warrior drops a knee down across the chest of the Sandman and the Sandman recoils in pain, clutching his chest from the impact. The Dark Warrior steps over the middle rope and walks over to the ringside area. The Dark Warrior has a chair. This man is dangerous enough without a weapon, now he is steel chair. The Dark Warrior enters the ring with the chair and shot over the back of the Sandman, causing him to clutch his back. The Dark Warrior wedges the chair into the corner. The Dark Warrior lifts up the Sandman by the hair and slams him headfirst into the chair. The Dark Warrior draws back and rams his head into the chair again. The Sandman is on dream street. The Dark Warrior grips the Sandman around the arm and attempts to whip him into the chair but the Sandman reverses and the Dark Warrior falls to his hands and knees before he can connect with the chair. The Sandman stomps the back of the Dark Warrior.
The Sandman fires another stomp to the back of the Dark Warrior. A third stomp to the back of the Dark Warrior and the Dark Warrior clutches his back. The Sandman waits for the Dark Warrior to get up and barely there punch. The Dark Warrior exposes the business by not selling. The Sandman fires another punch and it misses completely. The Dark Warrior once again chooses not to sell. Destrucity indeed. The Sandman whips the Dark Warrior off into the ropes and clothesline taking the Dark Warrior down. The Sandman backs up and a shoddy legdrop. Hulk Hogan is rolling over in his tanning bed. The Sandman covers hooking the leg. One, Two, The Dark Warrior kicks out of the cover. The Sandman lifts the Dark Warrior off the canvas and rams him side first into the propped up chair in the corner.
The Sandman fires a punch to the face of the Warrior. The Sandman blasts the Dark Warrior across the face with another punch. A third punch finds it's way into the face of the Dark Warrior. The Dark Warrior is staggering backwards. The Sandman grabs the Dark Warrior and whips him off the ropes. A spinning leg lariat to the chest, a sloppy one at that, sends the Dark Warrior down. The Sandman slides to the floor and reaches underneath the ring, pulling out a singapore cane. The Sandman reenters the ring and swings the cane. STIFF SHOT TO THE THROAT. The Warrior staggers backwards, pointing at his throat. The referee is making the X sign before checking on the Warrior. The Warrior may not be able to continue. He got hit in the throat hard with that singapore cane shot.
The referee says something to the Sandman and the Sandman cracks the Dark Warrior across the head with the cane. The Sandman tucks the cane under the chin of the Dark Warrior loosely and falls back with a weak version of the White Russian Legsweep. The Dark Warrior pops up, still clutching his throat but he grits his teeth. The Sandman swings the cane but the Dark Warrior ducks underneath the cane and LARIATS THE CANE INTO THE FACE OF THE SANDMAN. The Sandman has a busted open nose from the shot and the Dark Warrior covers the Sandman hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The Dark Warrior wins this match.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Dark Warrior pinned The Sandman after a lariat in 0:07:10. The Dark Warrior suffered a larynx injury. He will be out for approximately 1 month. Rating: -* 1/4 (The Dark Warrior retained the NAWA Xtreme Title.)
The Dark Warrior may have injured his throat. It would be a shame if he couldn't give those long winded promos. Let's take a look at the Sandman's finisher not working and the match ending Lariat which was maybe the only interesting move so far tonight. Things are about to pick up for this next match.
"Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. Super Crazy is one of the legends in the New Age Wrestling Alliance, he has been here since day one, and is a former NAWA International Champion. Tonight on at StarClash he has to face off against the charismatic newcomer, Prime Time Elix Skipper. Crazy sneers at the crowd, basking in all of his rudo glory.
"Welcome to the future of wrestling, Prime Time Baby"
Elix Skipper makes his way out to the ring to cheers from the fans tonight in Chicago. Prime Time has had a few good outings in the NAWA, but he hasn't been here long enough to make an impact. Tonight he hopes to beat his toughest opponent, Super Crazy, tonight at StarClash. The bell rings and this match is underway.
Elix Skipper vs Super Crazy Both men lock up and Super Crazy grabs Prime Time in a wristlock, bending the arm back. Crazy works on this move for a few seconds before Prime Time reverses and goes behind. Hammerlock from Prime Time to Super Crazy. Crazy grabs onto the head of Elix and takes him down to the canvas with a snap mare. Crazy backs off and causes the head of Elix to snap forward with a dropkick to the back of it. Crazy waits on Prime Time to pull himself back to his feet. Prime Time does. Crazy blisters the chest of Prime Time with a chop. Another Crazy chop stings the chest of Prime Time. A third chop and Prime Time clutches his chest in pain. Crazy whips Prime Time into the ropes and buries a knee into the midsection of Prime Time, gripping him into a hammerlock. Crazy wrenches the arm up in that hammerlock but Prime Time goes behind reversing and grips the ankle of Crazy, tripping him up and causing him to land on his face.
Crazy gets up to his feet and Prime Time blasts Crazy in the jaw with an uppercut. Prime Time whips Super Crazy into the ropes and leapfrogs over the top of his head. Prime Time grips Crazy around the arm and flips him to his back with a hiptoss. Another hiptoss to Crazy and Crazy begs off but Prime Time will have none of that and he stings the chest of Crazy with a chop. Prime Time whips Crazy into the corner and running knee to the back as Crazy staggers out of the corner. Prime Time fires a kick to the midsection of Super Crazy. Prime fires another kick to the midsection of Super Crazy. Prime Time whips Crazy into the ropes. Prime Time takes Crazy down with a spinning headscissors, flipping him down onto his back. Prime Time rushes at Crazy and takes him down with a leaping dropkick.
Prime Time waits on Crazy and blasts him with a chop. Prime Time fires another chop to Super Crazy. Prime Time fires another chop to Super Crazy. Prime Time grabs Crazy and whips him into the corner chest first. Prime Time takes Crazy down with a clothesline from behind. Crazy is on his hands and knees, Prime Time climbs onto the back of Crazy and drops down onto the back of the head of Super Crazy with a twisting legdrop. Prime Time fires a kick to the side. Prime Time fires a kick to the side. Another kick bounces off the side. Prime Time waits on Crazy to get up and grips him around the arm. Prime Time flips Crazy to his back with a hiptoss. Prime Time kicks Crazy in the midsection as he gets up and hooks Crazy. Snap Suplex sends Crazy down to the canvas. Prime Time steps to the outside. Prime Time leaps to the middle of the top and comes down onto the chest of Super Crazy with a slingshot kneedrop. Prime Time covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Crazy kicks out at two.
Prime Time waits on Super Crazy to get up before backing off and taking him down with a leaping back elbow smash to the face. Prime Time lifts up Super Crazy and punch to the face. Prime Time blasts Super Crazy in the face with another punch. A third punch bounces off the chest of Super Crazy. Prime Time whips Crazy into the corner and catches him across the chest with a spin kick as he comes out of the corner. Prime Time covers Super Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Crazy manages to kick out. Prime Time waits on Crazy and whips him into the corner with an irish whip. Prime Time runs up the buckles. Prime Time fires a punch to the face. Another punch bounces off the face. Another punch bounces off the face but Crazy drops down Prime Time with an inverted atomic drop from the corner. Crazy catches Prime Time with a low blow, causing him to double over in pain.
Crazy whips Prime Time off into the ropes and lifts him up. Spinebuster drives Prime Time down onto his back. Crazy leaps to the top rope. Crazy delivers a springboard moonsault to Prime Time. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Prime Time rolls the shoulder up at two. Crazy picks up Prime Time and whips him into the ropes. Crazy leaps onto his shoulders and flips Prime Time over onto his back with a Frankensteiner. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Prime Time kicks out. Super Crazy lifts up Prime Time, Elix Skipper and puts him in a side waistlock. Super Crazy drives Prime Time down with a backbreaker. Super Crazy hangs onto Elix Skipper and drives him down with another backbreaker. Crazy hangs onto Prime Time and another backbreaker.
Crazy fires a knee to the back of Prime Time. Another knee to the back of Prime Time. Crazy grips Prime Time and puts him in a bow and arrow submission hold. Crazy is really working on the back of Prime Time with that deadly bow and arrow submission move. Prime Time is struggling in pain, attempting to fight his way out. Prime Time is attempting to fight out, Prime Time is nearly to the ropes. Prime Time is reaching to the ropes. Prime Time barely makes it to the ropes. Crazy picks up Prime Time and whips him into the ropes. Crazy rushes Prime Time and knee to the back of Prime Time. Prime Time winces, clutching his back. Crazy grabs Prime Time around the head and takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Prime Time bridges out of the cover.
Crazy wrings the arm of Prime Time. Crazy fires a knee to the back. Crazy fires a knee to the back. Crazy whips Prime Time into the ropes. Crazy delivers a tilt a whirl and drives Prime Time down across his knee with a backbreaker. Crazy hooks the leg for another cover. One, Two, Prime Time kicks out. Crazy grips Prime Time and grabs him in a reverse leg hook before turning him over into a reverse Boston Crab. Crazy grabs Prime Time in a sleeper and Rocking Horse Submission Move applied. Crazy is really putting the pressure on the back of Elix, attempting to make him submit. Prime Time is reaching over to the ropes and manages to grab onto the ropes. Crazy breaks the hold to Prime Time. Crazy picks up Prime Time and punch to the face. Crazy fires a punch to the face of Prime Time. Crazy puts Prime Time in a standing headscissors. Crazy lifts up Prime Time and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SITOUT POWER BOMB! Crazy covers Prime Time on the way down. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time barely brings the shoulder up at two.
Super Crazy brings Prime Time up and fires a kick to the face. Crazy fires another kick to the face of Prime Time. A third kick to the face of Prime Time. Crazy backs off and a blatant kick to the groin. Prime Time is in a lot of pain. The referee warns Super Crazy and Crazy grabs Prime Time by the arm. Crazy pulls Prime Time into a short clothesline taking him down to the canvas. Crazy climbs to the top rope. Crazy is ascending those ropes and he stops facing the crowd. Crazy flips off the canvas with a moonsault. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Prime Time bridges out at two once again. Crazy lifts up Prime Time and forearm bounces off the chest. Crazy fires another forearm to the chest. Crazy fires another forearm to the chest. Crazy whips Prime Time into the ropes. A tilt a whirl, driving Prime Time down across his knee with a backbreaker. Crazy covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time brings the shoulder up off the canvas.
Crazy lifts up Prime Time and crotches him down across the top rope. Crazy grips Prime Time around the head. Crazy drives Prime Time down onto his head with a DDT off the ropes. Crazy rolls Prime Time over and covers Prime Time. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time bridges out of the cover. Crazy leaps to the second rope and comes down across the chest of Prime Time with an Asai Moonsault. Another cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time brings the shoulder off the canvas. Crazy waits for Prime Time to get up and rushes him. Crazy catches Prime Time with a shoulder, knocking him through the second and third rope, and to the ring apron. Crazy fires another shoulder and vaults over the top rope. CRAZY FLIPS PRIME TIME OVER ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD FROM THE RING APRON WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWER BOMB!
Prime Time's head bounces off the floor with a basketball. Crazy lifts up Prime Time and slides him into the ring. Crazy slingshots into the ring. Crazy comes down across the chest of Prime Time with a legdrop. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time rolls out of the cover once again. Crazy lifts up Prime Time and puts him on the top rope, facing the crowd. Crazy climbs up in front of Prime Time. Crazy lifts up Prime Time for a power bomb but PRIME TIME COUNTERS IN MID AIR WITH A FRANKENSTEINER. Crazy hits the canvas hard. The referee is putting the ten count on both men. If the referee reaches ten, this match is over. Prime Time staggers on top of Crazy and drapes an arm over Crazy for the cover. One, Two, Thr...Crazy kicks out at two and three fourths!
Prime Time fires a jab to the chin of Crazy. Prime Time fires another jab to the chin of Crazy. A third jab and Crazy is on dream street. Prime Time backs off and runs Crazy over with a clothesline. Prime Time waits on Super Crazy and bounces off the ropes. Prime Time rushes at Crazy and takes him down with a running jumping forearm smash. Prime Time kips up and rushes Crazy, rolling him to the canvas with a rolling bodyscissors cradle. The shoulders of Crazy are on the canvas. One, Two, Crazy rolls his shoulder off the canvas. Prime Time rushes Crazy as he gets back up and a sunset flip, rolling Crazy to the canvas. One, Two, Crazy reverses into a double leg hook. One, Two, Prime Time reverses back into a sunset flip. One, Two, kickout. Crazy grips Prime Time as he gets up, double leg takedown. Crazy flips forward with a jackknife pin. One, Two, Prime Time bridges up, hooking the arms of Crazy, and takes him over with a backslide. One, Two, Crazy kicks out of the cover.
Prime Time and Crazy rush at each other and leap into each other with a cross body. Prime Time lands on top of Super Crazy, covering him hooking the leg. One, Two, Crazy kicks out. Prime Time pulls himself up and fires a kick to the midsection. Prime Time bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air. Prime Time delivers an ax kick to Super Crazy. Prime Time rolls Super Crazy over and covers him hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Crazy brings his shoulder off the canvas at two and a half count. Prime Time picks up Super Crazy and whips him towards the ropes. Prime Time puts the head down and Crazy blasts Prime Time across the nose with a knee. Crazy grips Prime Time and rolls him to the canvas with a small package. Crazy has Prime Time wrapped up. One, Two, Prime Time manages to escape another pin and roll the small package the other way. One, Two, Kickout from Super Crazy.
Crazy catches Prime Time in the chest with a kick and puts him in a standing headscissors. Crazy lifts up Prime Time in a crucifix and does a running start for an attempted crucifix power bomb but Prime Time drops down and rolls Crazy over with a sunset flip. One, Two, Shoulder up. Crazy is up and he rushes Prime Time but gets powerslammed down. Prime Time does a crabwalk before leaping up into the air and down across Super Crazy with an elbowdrop. Prime Time covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Crazy kicks out again. Prime Time waits on Crazy to get up and catches him across the face with an elbowsmash. Prime Time grips Crazy and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex but CRAZY DRIVES PRIME TIME DOWN WITH A SWINGING DDT. Prime Time lands on his head. Crazy covers Prime Time hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Prime Time barely gets the shoulder up.
Crazy is on the bottom rope. Moonsault delivered to Prime Time. Crazy leaps to the middle rope. Another moonsault delivered to Prime Time. Crazy leaps to the top rope and misses the moonsault off the top rope, unable to complete the trifecta. Prime Time pulls himself up and Oklahoma Side Roll, rolling Crazy to the canvas. One, Two, Thr...Crazy kicks out. Prime Time swings at Crazy with a clothesline but Prime Time is rolled up with a crucifix. One, Two, Crazy is picked up off the canvas. Prime Time drops back, taking down Crazy with the Air Raid Crash. Prime Time lifts up Crazy by the hair and lifts him up, taking him over with a snap suplex. Prime Time hangs on and lifts up Crazy, crotching him on the top rope. Prime Time leaps to the top rope and walks across the top rope. Prime Time gives a little leap and FLIPS CRAZY OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO HIS BACK WITH A ROPE WALK RANA. Crazy is lifted up and Prime Time puts his leg over the head of Crazy and snaps him down with the Play of the Day. Prime Time rolls Crazy and hooks the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Prime Time wins.
Elix Skipper pinned Super Crazy with the Play Of The Day in 0:08:40. Rating: ***
Prime Time remains undefeated scoring the win over Super Crazy. Replays are shown of the Air Raid Crash, the ropewalk rana, and the match ending Play of the Day. Indeed Prime Time could be in line for a Cruiserweight Title Shot sometime in the future.
"Heartbreaker" by Led Zepplin plays and out comes Michael Shane and Sean Waltman. Tonight the Kliq will get a chance to finally capture the NAWA World Tag Team Titles tonight on Pay Per View when they face Stasiak and Sanders for the gold.
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbeth plays and we have new music for the champions as Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders make there way out to the ring. Stasiak and Sanders are wearing black t-shirts and jeans instead of their usual matching tights, a more serious look for the most lucky tag team champions in the history of this sport. They are with their manager, Vince Russo. They take off the tag team title belts and the bell rings as this match is underway.
NAWA World Tag Team Title Match: Sean Waltman and Michael Shane vs Mike Sanders and Shawn Stasiak(c)(w/Vince Russo)
Michael Shane will begin this match with Mike Sanders. Both men lock up to begin things and side headlock from Michael Shane, before Shane flips Sanders onto his back with a headlock takedown. Shane works over the head of Mike Sanders from this position before Sanders gets to the ropes. Shane cleanly breaks the hold. Sanders attempts to sucker punch Shane but Shane blocks it and stings Sanders across the face with a jab. A punch delivered by Shane. Another punch delivered by Shane. A third punch to the face of Mike Sanders. Sanders is whipped off into the ropes, lifted up and down with a high back body drop. Shane grips the arm of Sanders as he gets up and flips him to the canvas with a hiptoss. Shane grabs Sanders and another hiptoss. Shane waits on Sanders to get up and takes him down with a dropkick.
Front facelock is gripped onto Sanders and Sanders is dragged back into the corner. Tag to Sean Waltman. Shane releases and Waltman catches Sanders in the ribs with a kick. Waltman catches Sanders in the ribs with another kick. Waltman fires another kick to the ribs of Sanders. Waltman whips Sanders off into the ropes. Back Elbow smash to the face catches Sanders as he comes off the ropes. Waltman drops an elbow down across the chest of Sanders. Waltman makes the cover on Sanders, hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders manages to kick out. Waltman waits on Sanders and kick to the ribs. Waltman grips Sanders and wrings out the arm before making the tag to Michael Shane. Shane leaps to the top rope and comes down off the top rope with a double axe handle to it as Waltman holds it out extended.
Shane grabs the arm and wrings it out some more before flipping Sanders onto his back and dropping an elbow down across the arm. Shane is really pulling back the elbow, attempting to hyper extend the arm. Shane puts Sanders in a short arm scissors, wrenching back the arm. Struggle and Sanders makes it to the ropes, barely. Shane cleanly breaks the hold. Shane picks up Sanders and blasts him with a chest chop. Another chop to the chest. Shane wrings out the arm of Sanders and forces him down to his hands and knees. Shane rolls into a La Magistral Cradle, pinning Sanders down to the canvas. One, Two, Sanders manages to kick out. Shane grabs Sanders around the head and catches him with a headlock takedown, flipping him down to the canvas. Shane covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders manages to kick out once again.
Shane waits on Sanders to get up and stings him across the chest with a jab. Another jab into the chest of Sanders. Shane whips Sanders into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold. Shane walks over to the corner and makes the tag to Waltman. Waltman rushes into the ring and knocks Sanders down with a clothesline. Waltman leaps onto Sanders with a legdrop. Waltman covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders kicks out. Waltman picks up Sanders and whips him into the ropes, taking him down with a spin kick. Waltman pulls Sanders up and drives an elbow down across the back of the head. Waltman tosses Sanders into the corner and rushes him. Running elbow into the corner of Sanders. Waltman crotch chops towards Sanders and fires a kick to the chest of Sanders stunning him.
Another kick bounces off the chest of Sanders and Sanders is wounded. Waltman irish whips Sanders into the ropes and lifts him up into the air. Waltman brings Sanders crashing down to the canvas with a high back body drop. Waltman waits for Sanders to get up and he kicks him in the face. Waltman covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders kicks out. Waltman scoops up Sanders and bodyslams him down to the canvas. Waltman leaps up into the air and comes down onto the chest of Sanders with a leaping fistdrop. Waltman covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders kicks out. Waltman lifts up Sanders and chops him. Waltman fires a kick to the ribs. Waltman fires another kick to the ribs followed by another chop to the chest of Sanders.
Waltman blisters the chest of Sanders with another chop. Another chop to the chest. Another kick and Sanders is backing off from Waltman. Waltman whips Sanders off into the ropes and leaps at him with a spin kick. Waltman pulls himself up and snap leg drop driving down across the chest of Sanders. Waltman makes another cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Sanders kicks out. Waltman bounces off the ropes but THAT SON OF A BITCH RUSSO JUST GRABBED HIS ANKLE. Waltman spins around and goes after Russo but Sanders catches Waltman from behind with a leaping knee to the back of the head. Sanders pulls Waltman into a clothesline and thumbs up, drawing boos from the crowd. Sanders drops an elbow down across the chest of Waltman. Sanders lifts up Waltman and shoves him into the corner. Sanders grabs Waltman around the head and drives him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Sanders walks over and makes the tag to Stasiak. Sanders holds the arms of Waltman behind his back so Stasiak can blast him with a punch. Stasiak delivers another punch to the face of Waltman. Stasiak delivers a third punch to the face of Waltman. Stasiak scoops up Waltman and drops him down with a backbreaker. Stasiak makes the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Waltman kicks out. Stasiak fires a stomp to the chest of Sean Waltman. Stasiak fires another stomp to the chest of Sean Waltman. A third stomp bounces off the chest of Sean Waltman. Stasiak lifts up Waltman by his hair and rams him headfirst into the corner. Stasiak fires a kick to the stomach of Waltman. Another kick to the stomach of Waltman. Stasiak whips Waltman off into the ropes and puts him on his shoulders. Stasiak nearly squashes Waltman like an insect with a Samoan Drop. Stasiak covers Waltman hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Waltman barely gets the left shoulder up.
Stasiak walks over to the corner and tags in Mike Sanders, bringing him into this match. Sanders waits on Waltman and blasts him across the chest with a chop. Sanders fires another chop across the chest of Waltman. Another chop bounces across the chest of Waltman. Sanders whips Waltman into the ropes. Sanders catches Waltman in the knee to the midsection and wraps around the arm of Waltman, abdominal stretch applied on Waltman. Waltman is attempting to fight out but Sanders and Stasiak grip hands, attempting to put the pressure on Waltman further. The referee is unaware of this extra leverage being applied. The referee turns around and catches them, forcing Sanders to break the hold. Sanders does indeed break the hold. Sanders whips Waltman off into the ropes and runs him down with a clothesline. Sanders stands on the throat of Waltman, putting the pressure on him by standing on his throat. One, Two, Three, Four, Sanders breaks the hold.
Sanders walks over to the corner, making the tag to Shawn Stasiak, bringing him into the match. Stasiak enters the ring and double axe handle down across the shoulderblades of Waltman, bringing him some pain. Stasiak rears back his leg and fires a soccer kick into the ribs of Waltman. Stasiak fires another soccer kick into the ribs of Waltman. Stasiak scoops up Waltman and drops him chest firsts into the corner with the snake eyes turnbuckle drop. Stasiak fires a punch into the midsection of Waltman. Stasiak fires another punch into the midsection of Waltman. A third punch driven into the midsection of Waltman. Stasiak grabs Waltman and whips him into the ropes. Shoulderblock sends Waltman down onto his back. Stasiak hooks Waltman and brings him up in a suplex setup before making the tag to Mike Sanders, bringing him into the match. Sanders climbs to the rope and SANDERS AND STASIAK BRINGS WALTMAN DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY/VERTICAL SUPLEX COMBO. Waltman is driven down and Sanders makes the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Waltman manages to get his arm off the canvas.
Sanders lifts up Waltman and sets him up in a pumphandle. Sanders hoists Waltman up and drives him down into a pumphandle backbreaker. Waltman is clutching his back in pain. The Tag Team Champions are really doing a number on Waltman and Shane. Sanders climbs to the second rope and waits on Waltman to get up. Sanders leaps off and takes Waltman down to the canvas with a double axe handle to the top of the head. Sanders makes the cover on Waltman, hooking the leg. One, Two, Waltman manages to kick out once again. Sanders lifts up Waltman in a fireman's carry and makes the tag to Stasiak. Stasiak enters the ring and hooks onto the head. Sanders falls forward with a forward rolling Samoan Drop as Stasiak drives the head of Waltman into the canvas with a swinging neckbreaker. Stasiak covers Waltman hooking the leg. One, Two, Waltman manages to kick out.
Stasiak lifts up Waltman and puts him in a belly to back set up. Tag to Mike Sanders. Sanders grips Waltman around the back of the head and Sanders and Stasiak drive Waltman down to the canvas with a belly to back suplex/reverse neckbreaker combo. Waltman was nearly driven through the mat. Sanders makes the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Waltman manages to kick out. Sanders grips Waltman in a grounded abdominal stretch, working him over in preparation for a submission. Sanders is really grinding on the shoulder and neck of Waltman and Waltman is struggling to find his way to the ropes. Waltman makes his way to the ropes and Sanders has to break the hold and he does. Sanders picks up Waltman and slams him down before making the tag to Shawn Stasiak and bringing him into the match. Sanders grabs Waltman by the arm and irish whips him, right into a powerslam from Stasiak. Stasiak covers Waltman hooking the leg. One, Two, Waltman kicks out.
Stasiak picks up Waltman in a rear waistlock before tossing him to the canvas with an atomic throw! Waltman clutches his back in pain and Stasiak takes advantage of that by ramming a forearm across the back of Waltman. Stasiak fires a forearm across the back of Waltman. Stasiak fires another forearm across the back of Waltman. Stasiak picks up Waltman and whips him into the ropes. Stasiak lifts up Waltman and takes him down to the canvas with spinebuster. Waltman hits backfirst on the canvas and he winces as the move connects. Stasiak pumps his arms up and waits for Waltman to get up. Stasiak waits on Waltman and Full Nelson applied. Stasiak is really jerking back on the arms and the back of Waltman, causing him some pain, blues, and agony. Waltman is struggling and manages to reach the ropes before much damage can be done.
Stasiak fires an elbow to the ribs of Waltman. Another elbow bounces off the ribs of Waltman. Stasiak puts Waltman in a fireman's carry and throws him down onto his face with a vicious face plant. Stasiak rolls over Waltman for the cover. One, Two, Thr...Waltman barely gets the shoulder up at two and three fourths! Stasiak lifts Waltman to his feet and whips him into the corner. Stasiak charges into the corner but Waltman drops down and STASIAK COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER RIBS FIRST! Stasiak has hit that corner hard! Waltman catches Stasiak across the chest with a leaping spin kick as he turns around. Stasiak is down and Waltman has to make the tag. Waltman is nearly in the corner but Stasiak is closer. Tag to Mike Sanders. Sanders enters the ring and grabs the leg but Waltman rolls forward, sending Sanders shoulder first into the corner before tagging in Michael Shane!
Shane rushes into the ring and runs Mike Sanders over with a clothesline. Shane rushes across the ring and knocks Shawn Stasiak down off the ring apron. Shane takes Sanders down with a dropkick. Shane lifts up Sanders and rams him headfirst into the buckle. Shane backs off and another headfirst ram into the corner. Shane whips Sanders off into the ropes and scoops him up. Shane powerslams Sander down to the canvas. Shane covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Stasiak breaks up the pin with an elbow to the back of the head. Stasiak pulls up Shane and punches him. Stasiak goes for another punch but Shane ducks down underneath it and clotheslines Stasiak over the top rope and to the floor. Shane catches Sanders with a jab to the chest as he turns around. Shane fires another jab to the chest of Sanders.
Shane whips Sanders into the ropes and knee to the midsection. Shane hooks Sanders and takes him over with a snap suplex. Shane holds onto Sanders and takes him over with another snap suplex. Shane holds onto Sanders some more and yet another snap suplex. Shane hangs on a final time and drives Sanders onto his face with a vertical facebuster. Vince Russo is on the ring apron and Shane goes after him with a punch, knocking him off the ring apron. Stasiak kicks Shane in the midsection and drives him down onto his head with a DDT. Stasiak pulls the limp form of Mike Sanders onto the body of Michael Shane. The referee is in position. One, Two, Thr...Shane manages to kick out at two and a half. Sanders picks up Shane, setting him up for the 3.0 but Shane twists out and takes Sanders to the floor with a clothesline.
Stasiak enters the ring and charges Michael Shane but Sean Waltman catches him with a spin kick on the rebound. Shane rushes Sanders and leaps over the top rope, delivering a pescado onto Sanders taking him down into a crashing heap. Both men are down at ringside as Stasiak grabs Waltman and tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. Vince Russo has one of the NAWA Tag Team Title Belts and he slides it into the ring to Stasiak. Russo climbs up to the ring apron to distract the referee. Shane picks up Sanders and rolls him back into the ring. Stasiak charges Michael Shane with the NAWA Tag Team Title belt but Shane ducks and knees Stasiak in the gut. Shane tosses Stasiak to the floor and picks up the tag team title belt. Shane rushes Sanders and HITS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. Shane tosses the belt to the floor as Russo gets pulled off the apron by Waltman. Shane covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...SANDERS MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
Shane pulls himself up and waits on Sanders to get up. Shane stalks Sanders and SHANE CATCHES SANDERS WITH THE SUPERKICK TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT. Shane covers Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. We have brand new NAWA World Tag Team Champions.
Sean Waltman and Michael Shane defeated Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders when Michael Shane pinned M. Sanders with the Sweet Shane Music in 0:10:29. Rating: ** 1/4 (Sean Waltman and Michael Shane won the NAWA Tag Team Titles.)
The crowd gives a mega pop as Shane and Waltman get their hands raised in the air. The Kliq have finally captured the NAWA Tag Team Titles and Michael Shane gets his first title in the New Age Wrestling Alliance all in one go. Russo is ticked. Replay of the leaping spin kick from Waltman that set up the hot tag, the nearfall off the belt shot, and the match winning Sweet Shane Music.