We are live and in living color for NAWA Glory from Memphis Tennessee, home of great wrestling action throughout the years. Tonight in our feature bout, we will see Tony Mamaluke return to the ring after a couple of months on the shelf to face the man who put him on the shelf, Miles Stylish. Also Scott Hall takes on Jeff Jarrett in a return match from two weeks ago on this program. Plus Ron Waterman defends his NAWA Television Title against CM Punk and AJ Styles will be in action against Mr. Aguila. All that and more tonight on NAWA Glory.
We are going to kick off things with something different, a match. "Iron Man" by Black Sabbeth plays and out comes Mike Sanders along with Vince Russo and Shawn Stasiak. Sanders and Stasiak will compete for the NAWA Tag Team Titles in ten days time at Luck of the Draw against Michael Shane and Sean Waltman in what should be a classic match.
"Heartbreaker" by Led Zepplin plays and out comes Michael Shane along with Sean Waltman. Team Jarrett have been having their problems with the Kliq in recent weeks. Shane takes off his NAWA Tag Team Title Belt and the bell rings kicking off this match.
Mike Sanders(w/Vince Russo and Shawn Stasiak) vs Michael Shane(w/Sean Waltman) Shane and Sanders lock up and Shane headlocks Sanders but Sanders shoves him off and Shane rebounds with some punches. A pair of armdrags and a hiptoss followed by a monkey flip. Shane takes a running start and baseball slide knocking Sanders into the railing. Rammed into the guardrail and whip off followed by a high back body drop on the floor. Shane rolls Sanders in to the top rope with a double axe for a two count. Shane whips Sanders into the ropes and tilt a whirl suplex. Shane attempts to bounce off the ropes but Russo trips him up. Shane does a somersault sell off of it and he goes after Russo but Sanders clubs him from behind. Sanders pounds away at Shane and backbreaker. Another pair of backbreakers and Sanders gives the thumbs up before putting on a chinlock. Sanders works the chinlock for about a minute before Shane pulls himself up.
Sanders switches to an abdominal stretch and rams the knee to the side a couple of times before getting leverage from Shawn Stasiak. The referee turns and Sanders breaks the hold, playing innocent. Head grabbed and reverse neckbreaker. Sanders covers and gets a two count. Sanders stomps the chest of Shane and lifts him up before taking him down with a gutwrench suplex. Sanders to the top rope, thumbs up, fistdrop misses. Sanders clutches his hand and Shane kips up and pounds away on Sanders. Shane whips Sanders into the ropes and leaping clothesline takes him down to the floor. The referee is distracted by Russo and Stasiak enters the ring and knocks Shane down with a clothesline. Stasiak rolls to the floor and Sanders enters the ring and lifts up Shane. Vertical suplex. Sanders covers and scores a two count.
Sanders sets up Shane for a pumphandle suplex but Shane manages to slip down the back and SUPERKICK. Shane collapses on top for the cover and scores the pin. Shane has won this singles match tonight on Glory.
Michael Shane pinned Mike Sanders after the Superkick in 0:08:47. Rating: ** 1/2
Stasiak attempts to run interference but Shane expertly avoids him and Waltman and Shane do steoreo crotch chops and walk off with the belts. Sean Waltman and Michael Shane take on Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders for the NAWA Tag Team Title Belts in ten days time at Luck of the Draw.
Sunday February 1st 2004, see NAWA Luck of the Draw. The NAWA Cruiserweight Title will be on the line when Teddy Hart defends against the Phenominal AJ Styles. See two of the best high flyers in wrestling today collide when Prime Time Elix Skipper takes on Kaz Hayashi. The NAWA Tag Team Titles will be at stake when Shane and Waltman defend against Stasiak and Sanders. Also, the Luck of the Draw Match. Every ninety seconds a brand new superstar enters and the last man standing will be the brand new NAWA World Champion. Featuring: Norman Smiley, Jeff Jarrett, Miles Stylish, Scott Hall, Ron Waterman, Tony Mamaluke, Christopher Daniels, The Gambler, and many more wrestlers. It's NAWA Luck of the Draw 2004 only on Pay Per View.
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It is now time for the next match. Danny Doring and Roadkill are already in the ring and "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes the Archangels of Anarchy. Sacrifice, Christopher Daniels, Armageddon, and Destruction. This match will be Armageddon and Destruction in tag team action and Sacrifice has a singles match with Super Crazy later on tonight. Daniels joins Joey Styles and Cyrus for commentary with Sacrifice looking on and making sure(according to Daniels) that Joey Styles doesn't badmouth the Archangels of Anarchy like he did last week because of them putting Raven on the shelf and retiring Steamboat for good. The bell rings and this match is underway.
The Archangels of Anarchy(Destruction and Armageddon)(w/Sacrifice and Christopher Daniels) vs Danny Doring and Roadkill This was a squash at it's finest. Armageddon punished both Doring and Roadkill with a series of vicious martial arts strikes and Destruction used quite a few standard high flying moves. The ending came when Roadkill got taken out to the ring with a combination legsweep from Armageddon/missile dropkick from Destruction and Doring got set up on the shoulders of Armageddon. Destruction on the top rope and flying somersault bodyblock. Daniels says that move is called, "The Splintering of the Souls" Destruction covers and that's all she wrote for this match.
The Arachangels of Anarchy (Armageddon and Destruction) defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Destruction pinned Doring with the Splintering of the Souls in 0:03:59. Rating: **
Daniels drops the headset and declares that the next stage of his great plan will be revealed right now. Daniels enters the ring and has the microphone.
Daniels: Impressive win, gentlemen and Roadkill and Doring, you looked good getting destroyed by my minions. But the time for games is over. Sacrifice, I want you to destroy Doring and Roadkill right now. Break a few ribs, whatever you want.
Sacrifice enters the ring and pulls up Doring and Roadkill with a double choke. DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM TAKES DORING AND ROADKILL DOWN. Sacrifice lifts up Roadkill above his head. Look at the power of Sacrifice. Roadkill heaves Sacrifice over the top rope and SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE. Sacrifice shoulders Danny Doring and carrys him up the ramp. Daniels looks pleased with the carnage. Sacrifice is at the top of the ramp and reverse crucifix. SACRIFICE DRIVES DORING DOWN ONTO THE RAMP WITH THE RECKONING! Doring has had his head smashed into the back of the steel and his skull could have been cracked like an eggshell. Daniels points to the concrete about ten feet below the ramp. Sacrifice sets up Doring and CHOKE SLAM OFF THE RAMP. Doring splatters on the concrete below. Daniels orders Sacrifice to leave, the damage being done.
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The French Horns kick off and the crowd boos big time as the French Revolution, all three of them, make their way out to the ring for this six man tag team match but we don't know who the partner of the Backyard Dudes is going to be. Pierre Marquette goes for the microphone as the crowd boos.
Marquette: Quiet you inbred hicks. You know, we are in the south, which represents the worst qualities of Americans. So if you don't like what I say, go have sex with your cousin or something because I am going to enlighten your lives. Now the Backyard Dudes, well it is obvious that Twizted Youth failed basic math and F.R.E.D. didn't even go to school anyway because he is a dirty Mexican immigrant. You need three wrestlers on a team for a six man tag team match. Ricky Ricardo has not waken up from the coma that my two friends put him in and no one will team with you because you cannot hope to triumpth over the power of the French. Tonight will be the end of you, Backyard Dudes and you are not going to even make it to Luck of the Draw for that Luck of the Draw Qualifying match. So mindless roof jumper and Mexican, get out here so the French Revolution can lay a beatdown on you, french style.
"OMG, LOL, WTF" plays and out comes F.R.E.D. and Twizted Youth from the back. The music stops and Twizted Youth points to the back and "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays and out comes the Gambler. The Gambler is going to be the partner of the Backyard Dudes tonight. The Backyard Dudes and the Gambler enter the ring and the bell rings kicking off this match.
The Backyard Dudes and The Gambler vs the French Revolution Twizted Youth plays yardtard in peril for a marthon one and a half minutes before causing Napoleon and Jacques to knock heads. The Gambler is tagged in and Napoleon and Jacques split with Pierre yelling: "Come Back, you cowards." The Gambler gives Pierre a wedgie, hits a DDT, and goes up top. Roulette Spin connects and Pierre is knocked won. The Gambler covers with a foot on the chest to score the pin.
Twisted Youth, Fernado Romero Entonio Dominic and The Gambler defeated French Revolution and Pierre Marquette when Gambler pinned Pierre with the Roulette Spin in 0:02:48. Rating: -3/4*
Pierre leaves the ring and yells up at the ring swearing vengeance at some point in the near future. The Backyard Dudes celebrate while the Gambler walks off, attempting to not get knocked back into the Jobber Division after his run in the Main Event by associating with these jokers for too long.
Sunday February 1st 2004, see NAWA Luck of the Draw. The NAWA Cruiserweight Title will be on the line when Teddy Hart defends against the Phenominal AJ Styles. See two of the best high flyers in wrestling today collide when Prime Time Elix Skipper takes on Kaz Hayashi. The NAWA Tag Team Titles will be at stake when Shane and Waltman defend against Stasiak and Sanders. Also, the Luck of the Draw Match. Every ninety seconds a brand new superstar enters and the last man standing will be the brand new NAWA World Champion. Featuring: Norman Smiley, Jeff Jarrett, Miles Stylish, Scott Hall, Ron Waterman, Tony Mamaluke, Christopher Daniels, The Gambler, and many more wrestlers. It's NAWA Luck of the Draw 2004 only on Pay Per View.
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Super Crazy is already in the ring as "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Sacrifice along with Christopher Daniels. Sacrifice made his debut last week on Glory, with the destruction of David Flair and earlier tonight, he took out Doring and Roadkill on the orders of Daniels. The bell rings and Super Crazy starts out right away with some chops.
Super Crazy vs Sacrifice(w/Christopher Daniels) Crazy delivers more chops and attempts a whip into the ropes but Sacrifice stops him and takes Crazy down with a clothesline. Sacrifice lifts up Crazy and big boot to the face. Sacrifice sets up Crazy and drives him down with a choke slam. Sacrifice hooks Crazy in a reverse gutwrench and hoists him up. SACRIFICE DRIVES CRAZY DOWN WITH THE RECKONING! Sacrifice makes the cover hooking the leg and scores the pin, squashing Super Crazy.
Sacrifice pinned Super Crazy with the Reckoning in 0:00:57. Rating: **
Christopher Daniels enters the ring and has a chair. Daniels sets up the chair and orders Sacrifice to pick up Crazy. Sacrifice does, grabbing Crazy by the throat. Sacrifice hoists up Crazy and Daniels yells at him to choke slam Crazy on the chair. SACRIFICE DRILLS CRAZY DOWN ONTO THE CHAIR WITH A VICIOUS CHOKE SLAM. Daniels says to bring Sacrifice to bring Crazy up the ramp. Sacrifice drapes Crazy over his shoulders and Daniels directs Sacrifice up the ramp. Sacrifice lifts up Crazy over his head and Daniels puts to the concrete below. SACRIFICE GORILLA PRESSES CRAZY OFF THE RAMP ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BEFORE. Another victim by Sacrifice. It has been Raven, Ricky Steamboat, David Flair, Danny Doring, Roadkill, and now Super Crazy just got destroyed by Sacrifice on the orders of that evil bastard, Christopher Daniels. Daniels laughs before directing his tool towards the back.
Backstage:
Juventud Guerrera is backstage when Lenny Lane walks out to him.
Lenny: Juicy Juice my man, may I have a brief moment of your time.
Juventud: Fine, but I am not the Juice no longer. I am Juventud Guerrera and I am not a third rate rip of a more famous wrestler.
Lenny: Sure you aren't, Juvi Juice. Anyway, I want to ask you to do me a little favor. It seems like that I have not been getting any lovin as of late.
Juventud Guerrera: I am sure that has to do with the lack of queer wrestlers in this federation, Lenny.
Lenny: I haven't got the slightest idea what you are talking about. I am as straight as a curve in the road. Plus, weren't you the guy going on about how you were going to beat on a guy's candy ass and have them suck your strudel
Juventud: I was acting like something I wasn't. It is called a spoof. I did rise to the occassion from time to time against the superstars of the NAWA but it climaxed with my rumbles with Rapmaster Killings and I have been on the way down since then.
Lenny: Climaxed, eh. With Killings. Well, I hear that the brothers of a different color, are well endowed, not that I have anything to do about it.
Juventud: No not in that way, you sick freak.
Lenny: Anyway, we are getting off the subject. I want to to be my partner.
Juventud: Lenny, I hate to break this to you, but the Juice er I mean I don't swing that way.
Lenny Lane: No, I mean as in tag team. Just thing, we can double team all the superstars in the NAWA this way.
Juventud: Sounds like a deal to me. After all, I have been gettin the raw deal and have been turned into a comedy character as of late.
Lenny: So it's on. I have a feeling this is a start of a beautiful relationship.
Lenny slaps Juventud on the ass and Juvi gives him a dirty look.
Lenny: Sorry, sorry. I was aiming for your back.
Juvi: Do that again and I will shove something ten inches and hard up your rooted poo er I mean I will have to sodomize you, no wait, I'm not gay. I am the Juice er I mean Juventud Guerrera. I am an all American Latino supersensation.
Lenny: Shall we go to the strip club, my partner.
Juvi: It's a date er I mean it's a deal.
Juventud Guerrera and Lenny Lane walk off. Apperantly we have a new tag team and they are both about as straight a pretzel.
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"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and Mr. Aguila is already in the ring but Teddy Hart is coming down to this next match for guest commentary. Teddy Hart sits down and says that he is scouting AJ Styles. Teddy announced that he has formulated a counter for the Styles Clash and that AJ Styles is a one trick pony.
"Phenominal" plays and out comes AJ Styles. Styles walks out to the ring but stops at the announcer's table and points at the Cruiserweight Title Belt. Teddy Hart says that Styles will only fail like everyone else has failed and he will remain the greatest cruiserweight in the world at Luck of the Draw. The bell rings and this match begins.
Mr. Aguila vs AJ Styles Both men lock up and Styles takes down Aguila with an armdrag. Another pair of armdrags and Aguila is on the rebound. Styles whips Aguila into the ropes and back elbow smash. Styles lifts up Aguila by the arm and chops away at him. Styles whips Aguila into the ropes and ducks the head and Aguila snaps his head back. Aguila backs off and somersault kneedrop to the chest, getting two. Aguila lifts up Styles and punches away at him. Aguila whips Styles into the ropes but Styles reverses. Tilt a whirl reversed into a Frankensteiner and Aguila hooks both legs on the way down to get two. Aguila catches Styles with a kick to the chest and double underhook into a double underhook suplex. Aguila goes to the floor and slingshot kneedrop to the chest of Styles. Aguila could be on the verge of a major upset no only a two count.
Aguila picks up Styles and punches to the chest. Aguila whips Styles off into the ropes and throwing flapjack. Aguila has Styles set up and Rocking Horse Submission Hold. Aguila is really putting the pressure on Styles. Styles manages to fight out with a couple of elbowsmashes and goes for a clothesline but Aguila ducks it and leaps on the shoulders before rolling Styles down to the canvas with a Victory Roll for a two count. Styles takes a running start but Aguila ducks and Styles leaps to the second rope and Asai Inverted DDT brings Aguila down. Teddy Hart remarks that he saw that move coming a mile away as Styles uses it in every match. Teddy also has a counter for that one. Meanwhile in the ring, Styles gets a two count. Styles lifts up and sets up Aguila on the top rope. Chops to the chest. Styles hooks Aguila around the legs and brings him down off the ropes with a Muscle Buster. Teddy is grudgingly impressed because he has never seen that move from Styles but he is sure that he can counter. Another two count by Styles.
Styles lifts up Aguila and whips him into the corners. Styles charges in but Aguila gets both feet up to the face and leaps to the second rope. Aguila grabs Styles around the head and drives him down to the canvas with a Swinging DDT. Aguila makes the cover and two count only. Aguila lifts up Styles and sets him up. AGUILA DRIVES STYLES DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A STRAIGHT JACKET POWER BOMB. Aguila climbs to the top rope. Up on the top rope and off with a 450 Splash. Aguila has another cover but Styles manages to roll the shoulder at two. Aguila goes up top and Moonsault hits the knees. Styles is up and Styles rushes Aguila but gets hoisted up and back dropped to the floor. Aguila leaps over the ropes and COMES DOWN ONTO STYLES WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCHA. Aguila's knee folded up at an awkward angle on the way down and something is wrong.
Aguila clutches his knee in pain and AJ Styles lifts up Aguila and rolls him back into the ring. Styles leaps into the ring and rolls Aguila over into a sunset flip. Aguila is hanging upside down and Styles drives Aguila down with the Styles Clash. Styles goes for the cover and scores the pin, winning this match quite quickly.
AJ Styles pinned Mr. Aguila with the Styles Clash in 0:08:14. Mr. Aguila injured his left knee. He will be out for approximately 5 months. Rating: *** 1/2
Teddy Hart drops the head set and enters the ring. Teddy slides into the ring and TITLE BELT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF AJ STYLES. Teddy Hart whips AJ Styles into the corner and Teddy pounds away at AJ Styles. Teddy puts Styles in a standing headscissors and goes for a power bomb but Styles counters with a sunset flip and Styles Clash attempt but Teddy counters with a double leg takedown and catapaults Styles into the corner. He does have a counter but Teddy charges Styles and Styles moves out of the way and Teddy hits the corner. Styles has Teddy in a waistlock and rolling cradle into the set up from the Styles Clash but Teddy counters with a double leg takedown once again NO Styles manages to kick off Teddy into the corner and Teddy slides to the floor, running off. Teddy does indeed have a counter for the Styles Clash so AJ Styles is going to have to come up with a new finishing move for Luck of the Draw to punish Teddy Hart with.
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"A Call for Blood" by Hatebreed plays and out comes CM Punk. CM Punk has a chance to walk out of Glory tonight with the NAWA Television Title and end the undefeated streak of Ron Waterman all in the same match. Punk has been in a slump since StarClash and he needs a victory badly to reverse his fortunes.
"The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays and out comes Ron Waterman to a big pop from the crowd. Waterman has the NAWA Television Title draped over his shoulder and he steps over the top rope and into the ring. The belt is handed over to the referee and it is hoisted up into the air. That is what it's all about.
NAWA Television Title Match: CM Punk vs Ron Waterman(c)
Lock up and Waterman hiptosses Punk down followed by a pair of clotheslines. Waterman pounds away at Punk and whips him into the ropes. Spinning Side Slam takes Punk down. Waterman delivers a leaping elbowdrop and hoists Punk off the canvas. Waterman whips Punk over the corner and Punk flips over the corner. Waterman takes Punk down to the floor with a kick to the face. Waterman follows and pounds away at Punk on the floor, ending his flurry with dropping Punk chest first into the guardrail. Waterman rolls Punk into the ring and Waterman attempts to enter but Punk rams an elbow to the back of the head of Waterman. Punk chops away at Waterman and shoves him into the corner before choking away at him, drawing boos from the crowd. Punk whips Waterman off into the ropes and leg lariat knocks Waterman down to the knee. Punk backs off and dropkick to the face. Punk covers and Waterman powers out at one.
Punk lifts up Waterman and goes to the outside. Punk springboards him and drives Waterman down with a bulldog. Punk stomps away at Waterman and lifts up Waterman. Double underhook and look at the power of Punk as he drives Waterman down with a double underhook backbreaker. Punk strained his back and Punk climbs to the outside. Punk leaps into the ring and springboard dropkick knocks Waterman to the apron. Punk takes a running start and shoulder to the midsection. Punk attempts to bring Waterman back into the ring but WATERMAN REVERSES AND DUMPS PUNK ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A SUPLEX. Waterman reaches down and pulls Punk up by the hair before pressing him over his head and throwing him back into the ring. Punk begs off and Waterman goes after him but Punk thumbs him in the eye and blisters Waterman with some chops and some forearms.
Punk climbs up behind Waterman and knee to the back of the head before driving Waterman down with a Diamond Dust. Punk covers and scores a two count. Punk picks up Waterman and goes for the armlock legsweep DDT but he can't get Waterman right and Waterman shoves him off and by the throat. SWINGING CHOKE SLAM SENDS PUNK BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS. Punk rolls to the floor to take a breather. Punk reaches underneath the timekeeper's table and Punk has a steel chair. Waterman reaches to the floor and PUNK CLOCKS HIM WITH THE CHAIR. Punk plays innocent and declares to the referee: "you can't even count past two, so why are you bitching at me". Punk enters the ring and covers Waterman but Waterman manages to kick out at two. Punk stomps away at Waterman and to the outside. Punk on the top rope and FLYING ELBOWDROP DELIVERED TO THE CHEST OF WATERMAN. Punk delivers another cover and Waterman managed to avoid being pinned once again at the count of two and a half.
Punk lifts up Waterman and double underhook. Punk leaps on and drives Waterman down with a double underhook faceslam but Waterman pops up, no selling the move. Waterman pounds away at Punk and whips him into the ropes. Lariat sends Punk flying three sixty in mid air. Waterman covers and two count only. Waterman picks up Punk and goes for a power bomb but Punk counters with a Frankensteiner. Punk tells the referee that his shoe is untied and like an idiot, the referee checks which allows Punk to strip the corner pad from the corner, exposing the steel. Punk grabs Waterman and attempts to ram him into the corner but Waterman blocked it and scoops up Punk. SNAKE EYES DROP INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE. Waterman scoops up Punk and WATER BOMB DRIVING HIM DOWN. Waterman covers Punk hooking the leg and scores the pin. Punk's plan backfired and Waterman remained the Television Champion.
Ron Waterman pinned CM Punk with the Water Bomb in 0:08:03. Rating: *** 1/2 (Ron Waterman retained the NAWA Television Title.)
Waterman walks off with the victory. Both these men and eighteen others will be part of Luck of the Draw. We will be right back.
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"So Why Don't You Choke On That, Slapnuts"
"Young Grows Old" by Creed plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett along with Vince Russo. We see footage from two weeks ago on Glory where Jeff Jarrett pinned Scott Hall thanks to a little help from Vince Russo. Tonight they fight once more. Jarrett will be part of Luck of the Draw and he has won the 2002 Luck of the Draw and was the runner up in the 2003 version, so he has quite a bit of experience in the Luck of the Draw Match.
"Ready or Not" by the Fugees plays and out comes Scott Hall. Hall rushes to the ring and starts trading punches with Jarrett. The bell rings and this match is underway.
Jeff Jarrett(w/Vince Russo) vs Scott Hall Hall gets the better of the exchange and takes Jarrett down with a clothesline. A second clothesline sends Jarrett to the floor. Hall rolls to the floor and whips Jarrett into the guardrail and backdrop on the floor. Vince Russo attempts to attack Hall from behind but Hall catches him with an elbow to the face. Hall lifts up Jarrett and rolls him into the ring. Hall follows and pummels Jarrett with chops. Hall whips Jarrett into the corner and hoists him up. Inverted Atomic Drop and a pair of throat thrusts. Hall sets up Jarrett for the Edge but Russo pulls Jarrett to the floor. Hall slides to the floor and punches Russo down but this allows Jarrett to throw Hall headfirst into the ringsteps. Jarrett stomps away at Hall before rolling back into the ring to break the count. Jarrett rolls back out and elbow driven down to the back of the head of Hall before waistlocking him and driving him backfirst into the ring apron a couple of times.
Jarrett sets Hall into the ring and Jarrett pounds away on Hall before setting him up and dropping him with a reverse neckbreaker. Strut by Jarrett and Jarrett to the middle rope. Double Axe Handle comes down on the head of Hall and Jarrett chokes away. Jarrett whips Hall into the ropes and Sleeeperhold. Hall sinks to one knee and the referee checks on Hall. The arm drops two and a half times before Hall fights out and counters with a belly to back suplex. Standing ten count and Hall is up, pounding away on Jarrett. Hall trips up Jarrett and sends him into the corner with a catapault. Hall grabs Jarrett from behind and belly to back suplex. Hall signals for it. Outsider's Edge coming up. Hall puts Jarrett in a standing headscissors and hoists him up for the Edge but Russo pulls Jarrett down. Hall goes after Russo no he fakes it out and catches Jarrett with a clothesline from behind.
Hall grabs Jarrett and puts him on the top rope. Hall has Jarrett set up for a superplex but RUSSO WHACKS HIM IN THE LEG WITH THE BASEBALL BAT. A disqualification is called for. Hall wins this match but not the way he wanted to.
Scott Hall defeated Jeff Jarrett by disqualification in 0:08:36. Rating: ** 3/4
Jarrett is up and he wrenches the leg of Hall and Figure Four Leglock applied on Hall. Russo is choking Hall with the baseball bat from behind and the crowd cheers. Shane and Waltman rush down the aisle NO They are jumped by Stasiak and Sanders. Sanders and Stasiak beat down Shane and Waltman and roll them into the ring. Sanders has Waltman set up and 3.0 while Stasiak is shaking Shane like a ragdoll in the Full Nelson. Stasiak lifts up Shane in the full nelson and slams him down to the canvas. Stasiak and Sanders turn their attentions to the knee of Scott Hall. They are going to break Hall's leg and there is no one that can make the save as Shane and Waltman have been destroyed.
The crowd is cheering about something and IT'S KEVIN NASH. Nash is walking down to the ring, looking ready to kick some ass. Stasiak and Sanders are looking paralyzed with fear at the might of Kevin Nash and Nash is making his way down to the ring, in a badass slow manner. Stasiak and Sanders try to warn Jarrett but Nash steps over the top rope and calmly walks up to Russo, ripping the baseball bat from his hand. Russo looks wide eyed and rolls to the floor. Stasiak and Sanders follow and Nash steps forward and pulls Jarrett off of Hall. Nash swings the bat and Jarrett rolls to the floor to avoid being hit. Nash stands in the ring, staring down Team Jarrett. The crowd is going wild. Nash stares down at Jarrett and Jarrett yells something at the camera cannot pick up. Nash is in the NAWA and is ready to kick some ass. We will be right back.
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Jarrett is angrily yelling at Stasiak, Sanders, and Russo.
Jarrett: All three of you. You ran away from a guy who has injured his knees more times than a politican has lied. All of you, are pathetic, running away from a stupid gimpy slapnut.
Russo: But that stupid gimpy slapnut had a baseball bat.
Jarrett: (in a whiny annoying voice) But that stupid gimpy slapnut had a baseball bat. (in regular voice). Enough. Next time Nash enters the ring, I want you to attack him on principal. This is the second time he has messed around with my plans. Break both of his legs and maybe an arm if you want to prove a point.
Stasiak: But you ran away from him as well.
Jarrett: Of course I did. The slapnut had a weapon...
Stasiak: But you just said...
Jarrett: Shut it your idiotic slapnut, do as I say, not as I do.
Jarrett storms off as Russo, Stasiak, and Sanders look dumbfounded.
Sanders: That guy really needs to take some anger management classes. He has been snapping more and more since the board of directors banned the guitar.
Russo: Indeed but I hope his temper doesn't get the better of him at Luck of the Draw. We need to win the NAWA World Title and you guys need to win the Tag Team Titles back if we have any kind of status in this company because quite frankly, at the rate we are going, the Backyard Dudes will be in line for all the money matches before us.
Stasiak and Sanders nod as we fade out for our main event.
We are back to the ring as "Stayin Alive" by the Bee-Gees plays and Tony Mamaluke makes his way to the ring to cheers. We see footage from November 13th 2003, when Miles Stylish attacked Tony Mamaluke and put him on the shelf. Mamaluke will get his chance at revenge tonight on Glory. Mamaluke looks better than ever and he looks ready to take the fight right to Miles Stylish.
"Sharp Dressed Man" plays and out comes Miles Stylish and Stylish has his arm in a sling. What in the hell is this? Stylish appears to have been injured. He steps into the ring. Stylish has a microphone in his free hand.
Stylish: Such a tragic accident occured as of last week. I was walking down the stairs at the back of the arena to my car but suddenly I managed to trip over the shoddy work on the stairs and fall down a total of twelve stairs, breaking my arm in two places. Such a pity, it seems that even the greatest wrestler in the world today, Miles Stylish, can be haulted by shitty construction. As a result of this little mishap, it seems like I will not be able to compete tonight against you Mr. Mamaluke. I really looked forward to putting you back on the injured list once again. So you get to stay in the ring for just a little longer. However, I am sure that with the proper ice and elevation I will return to fifty percent health, which makes me twice as good as most wrestlers for I am Miles Stylish and I am wrestling excellence personified. So you get your hallow forfeit victory, Mamaluke.
Something smells fishy but the referee raises the hand of Tony Mamaluke who turns his back on Miles Stylish. Miles pulls his sling back and he has a steel pipe in it. MILES CRACKS THE PIPE ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF MAMALUKE. Stylish was faking this injury! Stylish backs up and ANOTHER SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THE PIPE. Stylish has Mamaluke set up and LAS VEGAS TRAUMA. Stylish has Mamaluke and Stylish Special applied. Mamaluke is bleeding from the mouth, he may be injured internally. Stylish has pulled one tonight on Glory and Stylish pulls up before stepping to the floor.
Stylish: It's a miracle! My arm has healed thus proving that I have healing powers much like my wrestling skills, which are god like. So Mamaluke, it seems like you have had a little accident of your own. Too bad, so sad, glad that you will be mad. It seems like I did as I promised. You are back on the injured reserved list do that that trashing I gave you. Say hello to Harry Harris for me, Mamaluke. We will shall hopefully not meet again.
Stylish gives Mamaluke a parting kick to the head as we fade to black. Mamaluke has been screwed out of his revenge by Miles Stylish. See you next week.