We are four days removed from Blinded by Fury only on Pay Per View. We are live and in living color from Anaheim California. Tonight in our feature bout, the new NAWA Television Champion Rapmaster Killings will team up with Scott Hall to face the new NAWA International Champion Miles Stylish and Jerry Lynn it what should indeed be a blockbuster tag team bout. Also Sacrifice and Christopher Daniels of the Archangels of Anarchy will collide with Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders, Chris Sabin will be in action, and Petey Williams and the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Teddy Hart and Petey Williams of the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation take on Alex Shelley and Elix Skipper.
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees plays and the crowd cheers as the number one contender for the NAWA World Title, Tony Mamaluke makes his way to the ring. Tony Mamaluke scored an impressive win in last Sunday's number one contenders match after beating Miles Stylish with a crucifix from the top rope. Mamaluke steps into the ring, soaking in the cheers. Mamaluke will face Ron Waterman for the NAWA World Title at our next NAWA Pay Per View, Reality Check on March 28th. Tony Mamaluke grabs the microphone.
Mamaluke: Last Sunday, I scored the biggest win in my career and how do I get rewarded by it? I get sentenced to die in the main event at the next Pay Per View against Ron Waterman. Waterman, you and I have had wars, no wait, that is a blatant lie and you know it. You have pinned my shoulders to the canvas each and every time you have faced me. I threw everything at you time and time again and yet you smash me into the mat, ending my hopes and dreams of ending your undefeated streak. Reality Check, our biggest match yet. The fact that the NAWA World Title will be at stake. The first time I have a chance at competing for that title althrough now that I think about it, I think I pissed off some particulary veangful god. He's all like, "Hey Mamaluke, you can finally get your NAWA World Title Shot after getting your ass kicked by Shane Douglas and Miles Stylish and Jerry Lynn and Ron Waterman over the past two years and by the way, it's against the guy that you have never been close to beating, despiting using every move at your disposal. Have a short life!
Mamaluke pauses before continuing his rant.
Mamaluke: Waterman, I could go on about how I will win the NAWA World Title and end your undefeated streak, but I won't for one simple reason. I know better. I have lowered by expectations of my success against you, so I will most indeed surpass them. The NAWA World Title, well, if I do happen to win it against you at Reality Check, I will be the most surprised of them all. Doesn't really instill you with a whole lot of confidence to order the Pay Per View but there you are. Better to speak the truth, then tell I lie. I beat Miles Stylish. I beat Shane Douglas. I beat Jerry Lynn. I get my ass trounced on a regular basis by Ron Waterman and never beat him. So at Reality Check, see you in the ring. Perhaps March 28th will be my night but...
"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica plays and out comes Lenny and Juvi along with Joel Gertner. What are these two three men doing out here? Gertner has the microphone.
Joel Gertner: Well, well, well, it is I, "The Quiettsential Stud Muffin" Joel "Well baby, we must be in France, because my cock is going to do a dance in my pants when you strip and prance" Gertner. These two men are the future of wrestling, two tough guns from the Mean Streets of Greenwhich Conneticut, and you better believe that is a tough place, as Pete Gas resides there, Lenny and Juvi, the team so damn good that they don't need a team name. Lenny, the microphone's yours boy.
Lenny: After last night's loss, which I am going to appeal to the NAWA board of directors, get down on my knees, if you know what I mean, and beg for them to reverse the decision. We should have beaten, Simon and Swinger, but once again, we are screwed over by the NAWA management. It hasn't been the first time that I have been screwed by a member of management, as you can remember by my past dealings with ex-Commissioner Disco Inferno, but I am supposed to keep that on the down low for legal reasons. That being said...
Mamaluke angrily snatches away the microphone.
Mamaluke: That is all well and good for you, but this is my interview time and unless you want to get your asses kicked, I suggest you leave.
Juvi snatches the microphone away from Mamaluke.
Juvi: Wow, we are being threatened by the man who gets his ass kicked by everyone in the company. You got your ass kicked by the Armstrong Brothers every other week a couple of years ago, so the Juice doesn't believe he will take your threat seriously. If you put one toe out of line, Mamapuke, the Juice will lay the beatdown, on your...
Lenny: What, Juvi Juicaiva means is, get out of our ring! You may be getting an NAWA World Title, but we are the most entertaining tag team up this shizzle, for nizzle.
Mamaluke: Shizzle, for nizzle? Trying to be gangsta is making you sound more gay, Lenny.
Lenny: I will have you know that I am not gay Mamaluke, so get off my dick and quit trying to be all cool.
Mamaluke: I am not on your dick, Lenny, althrough I can't speak for Ex Commissioner Disco Inferno, who is thankfully no longer with us. So quit fagging it up and get out of the ring, before I show you why I survived about a half a dozen matches with Ron Waterman.
Lenny: You are lucky, Mamaluke, that I am not oiled up, otherwise I will be all up in your ass, if you know what I'm saying.
When Lenny is talking JUVI ATTACKS MAMALUKE FROM BEHIND. Juvi stomps away at Mamaluke and Lenny joins in. Lenny and Juvi are double teaming Tony Mamaluke, something I am sure that these two are the masters of. Lenny picks up Mamaluke from behind, a familiar position I am sure but RON WATERMAN IS OUT FROM THE BACK! Ron Waterman slides into the ring and Juvi and Lenny motion for Waterman to go after Mamaluke with Lenny slapping Waterman on the ass for motivation! WATERMAN NEARLY MURDERS LENNY WITH A LARIAT. Juvi leaps at Waterman but Waterman snaps him down to the canvas with a spinebuster. Waterman tosses Lenny to the floor and presses Juvi above his head. WATERMAN THROWS JUVI ON TOP OF LENNY LANE. Lenny is once again underneath another man! Lenny and Juvi console each other before running to the back. Joel Gertner has slipped away and Waterman helps Mamaluke up and stares down Mamaluke for a split second before walking off. I don't know what's going on but perhaps we will find out in the near future. We are going to have to step out for a
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Backstage:
Jerry Lynn is waiting backstage when a limo pulls up. The limo opens to reveal the NAWA International Champion Miles Stylish walk out with the belt over his shoulder and in a three piece suit. Stylish walks up to Lynn and shakes his hand.
Lynn: Last Sunday, it really didn't go according to plan..
Stylish: Yes I know. Once again, the higher ups positioned us in a way where we couldn't win the matches, to put us on the top of the federation, despite being the backbone, the franchise of this company. That will change, starting tonight. You got the match I wanted right?
Lynn: Vs Killings and Hall?
Stylish: Yes
Lynn: I got it booked. The Council of Five didn't think twice, but why those two wrestlers.
Stylish: Those two men are men that are handpicked by the higher ups. They cater to the morons in the stands, they sell a lot of tacky looking shirts for twenty five dollars a pop. They do not have the wrestling skills of you and myself. Now the other matter that I discussed...
Lynn: Yes, but I need to ask. Why him?
Stylish: Yes, he is a bit unstable but he is also a good political manipulator. He is willing to play the politics, while you and I get what we need to do done in the ring. After tonight, the three of us will be untouchable. Not a force in the New Age Wrestling Alliance will be able to stop us. The suits will be forced to give us our rightful main event matches and the three of us will rule this company. No one will be able to get in our way.
With those words, Lynn and Stylish walk into the building, perhaps out of the prying view of the NAWA cameras.
We are back in the arena at Anaheim and the Council of Five are really a bunch of sadistic little twats, as they have signed for later tonight Lenny and Juvi to face off against the NAWA World Champion Ron Waterman and the number one contender Tony Mamaluke in tag team action. Can Mamaluke and Waterman coexist? Can Lenny and Juvi survive? Stay tuned later tonight for this match.
Speaking of sadistic torture, "The French Horns" kick up and out comes Pierre Marquette and Lord Napoleon of the French Revolution. Last Sunday, the French Revolution ran the Backyard Dudes out of the company for FOREVER! Do you hear me, FOREVER? Maybe I should yell it a few more times so you can believe it. FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER! Their faces are to never be seen again in this fair company. No microphone time for the French Revolution as we had enough talking to start the show from lower card comedy acts in Lenny and Juvi.
"Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger to a few cheers from the crowd. Last Sunday, they returned to the ring at Blinded by Fury as a tag team and defeated the team of Juvi and Lenny. Simon and Swinger entered the ring and the bell rang kicking off this tag team match.
The French Revolution vs Simon and Swinger Your usual stuff from Simon and Swinger, including lots of a great double teaming, including a vertical suplex/power bomb combo. The French Revolution gets the advantage and they are on the floor. Pierre and Swinger are brawling on the floor when The Ding Dongs run out from the back ringing a bell! Wait a minute, THE DING DONGS? One of the Ding Dong's are on the ring apron, yelling: "Si, Si, Si" at the referee while the other Ding Dong charges at Pierre with the big ass bell while yelling "OMG, LOL, WTF". I don't know who is under these masks but one of the Ding Dongs rings Pierre's bell with the bell, tossing Pierre into the ring and allowing Simon to get the pin. Simon and Swinger wins, I can't believe I am writing this, thanks to the Ding Dongs.
Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger defeated The French Revolution (Lord Napoleon and Pierre Marquette) when S. Diamond defeated P. Marquette via pinfall in 0:04:03. Rating: 1/2*
The Ding Dongs run around the ring, looking the Backyard Dudes on crack, while of the Ding Dongs yells "OMG, LOL, WTF" over and over while the other says something in spanish. Pierre looks down in disgust. The Ding Dongs have arrived in the NAWA, but something is off. Something is screwy, but tune into future NAWA broadcasts to see if the Backyard Dudes er I mean the Ding Dongs, will take on the French Revolution in the opening match at Reality Check, only on NAWA Pay Per View, March 28th 2004.
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"Hail Sabin, Hail Sabin, Hail Sabin"
The Amazing Red is already in the ring for this next match. Vince Russo's new protege, Chris Sabin, makes his way down to the ring, along with Vince Russo himself. Sabin made his debut, pinning Alex Shelley at Blinded by Fury. The crowd is really heckling Sabin, due to his association with Vince Russo. The bell rings and this match is underway.
The Amazing Red vs Chris Sabin(w/Vince Russo) Red batters Sabin with punches before whipping him into the ropes and punishing him with a dropkick and a headscissors takeover. Red backs off and running leg lariat to the chest of Sabin. Sabin is doubled over and Red catches Sabin with a kneelift. Red takes a running start and SOMERSAULT DIVE, WITH RED LEAPING INTO SABIN AND SABIN FALLING BACKWARDS OFF THE RING APRON. Red punches away on Sabin on the floor and rolls him in but that rat bastard Vince Russo grabs the ankle, to prevent Red from entering, so Sabin catches Red with some shots to the head. Sabin grabs Red and scoops him up before taking him down with a powerslam. Sabin leaps to the second rope and waits on Red before leaping at him and knocking him down with a clothesline. Sabin hooks the leg for the cover. Two count only.
Sabin picks up Red and whips him up. Sabin hooks Red and snaps him down with a swinging Soviet Suplex. Sabin hooks the leg for the cover. Nearfall once again as Red squirms out. Red is hoisted up and Sabin pounds away on the back and goes for a power bomb but RED COUNTERS WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! Sabin is flipped to his back and Red bounces off the ropes, taking Sabin down with a reverse legsweep before catching Sabin with the Red Star Press! Red holds Sabin down for a two count. Red leaps to the top rope and leaps off. INFA RED DOES NOT FIND IT'S MARK! Red splatters into the canvas and Sabin rushes Red, before taking him down with a clothesline. Red folds up like an accordian and Sabin steps to the outside. Sabin leaps to the middle of the top rope and springboard dropkick! Sabin could have had the match won with that but he picks up Red and puts him to his shoulders. CRADLE SHOCK DRIVES RED HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS! That move is kind of like a modified version of the Perfect Driver that Jimmy Yang used in days gone by in the New Age Wrestling Alliance but it is done from a fireman's carry instead of a fisherman cradle. Sabin makes the cover and scores the pin.
Chris Sabin pinned Amazing Red with the Cradle Shock in 0:04:32. Rating: ** 1/2
Vince Russo grabs the hand of Sabin, raising it in the air, while yelling: "This is the Future of Sports Entertainment!"
Backstage:
Raven is sitting in the bowels of the arena, usual sullen expression.
Raven: It is said that if you kick a dog enough, it will eventually bite back. It is also said that messing with a wounded dog is more risky then messing with one at absolutely full health. Well Christopher Daniels, I am your wounded dog. Last Sunday, you tried to burn the flesh off of face, as the racid smell filled the arena, I was awoken, stronger then ever, ready to take you the abyss. Fallen Angel, you may send Sacrifice after me or Armageddon and Destruction even but by the end of the road, it shall be one on one. Me vs you, for the world to see.
Raven stands up.
Raven: Try and put me down Daniels! Try and I swear, I will get back up every time! Each and every time, what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. Your end is becoming of you. So it is written, so it shall come to pass. Quoth the Raven Nev..
CRACK! Raven is hit from behind with a chair. The camera pans back to reveal...The NAWA Xtreme Champion, the Dark Warrior?
Warrior: Silence you folish mortal. No one wants to here of your sorrow, of your anguish. No one that matters wants to here, as I should stand corrected across the vastness of it all. I hear of you Raven, and it is laughable to think you are the best orator in the New Age Wrestling Alliance today, as some may indeed say. The fact of that, is purely ludicrious, as you do not have the power, the force that governs us great orators, us immortals, that is indeed the power of destrucity. Raven, you are nothing but a normal and you could not produce better than my spoken word, if you had a script written by the greatest writers in all of Hollywood. Your end is near, Raven, it will not be by Christopher Daniels! It will be by the virtue Destrucity, of the Dark Warrior, as I shall crush you and all you stand for. The force that when it hits you, it will be nothing like it has never been seen!!!
Dark Warrior kicks Raven in the head as he walks off. The Dark Warrior is trying to prove a point at the expense of the charismatic and well spoken, Raven! The Dark Warrior believes that he is the best promo man in the NAWA, but Raven may be greater, so the Dark Warrior has promised to destroy Raven. We will be right back.
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"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and out comes Petey Williams and Teddy Hart, to boos from the fans. Teddy Hart retained that NAWA Cruiserweight Title against AJ Styles last Sunday at Blinded by Fury, with a little help from CM Punk. Teddy Hart enters the ring and grabs the microphone.
Teddy Hart: The Cruiserweight Wrestling Prodigy has landed!
The crowd boos, Teddy Hart has not endeared himself to the New Age Wrestling Alliance fans.
Teddy: Last Sunday, it was a great night for me. Once again, I proved all the critics wrong. The critics that thought I couldn't walk out with the NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt, my NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt. AJ Styles proved that he wasn't anywhere near by level as I pinned his shoulders to the mat. I am finished with Styles, he has blew two title shots, and he doesn't deserve another round with wrestling excellence. As for my two opponents tonight, well they don't blow me away, to be frank. Graveyard Shift Exlax Skidmark or whatever his name is and that other guy, I didn't even bother to learn his name, he is the new guy, the guy who lost last Sunday. Petey and I will prove why we are one of the best tag teams in wrestling today, by putting down those two punks. Now...
"Just Say My Name. Just Say it. Prime Time Baby"
Teddy Hart has been interrupted by the entrance of "Prime Time" Elix Skipper and "The Next" Alex Shelley. Elix Skipper enters the ring and grabs the microphone from Teddy.
Elix: Hold it, hold it. You don't remember my name. I suppose you have a selective memory, baby, because two weeks ago, I pinned your skinny ass in the center of the ring in a non title match.
The crowd cheers. That is true. Teddy Hart dropped a non title match to Elix Skipper two weeks ago on Glory. Teddy looks a little pissed.
Teddy: Bravo, Bravo, you managed to beat me once but we are overlooking one minor detail.I had the flu that night and wasn't feeling my best. Of course, I could have still whipped you if AJ Styles hadn't interfered but I could not control that. Now I am finished with Styles, I am going to pin you in the center of the ring, for my legions and legions of fans Mr...
Elix Skipper: Elix Skipper, baby. Know it well, Hart, because that will be the name of the next NAWA Cruiserweight Champion.
Teddy: You think that don't you. I remember AJ Styles saying that to me. CM Punk said that as well, Michael Shane, Christopher Daniels, and many, many others said that to me. You are nothing but another name on the long list of wrestlers whose hopes and dreams I am going to crush, should you ever be good enough to get a shot at the NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt.
Elix: We shall see, Hart, but I will show you why I will be the next champion by pinning you in the center of the ring. Now ring that bell.
The bell rings and this tag team match is underway.
Elix Skipper and Alex Shelley vs Petey Williams and Teddy Hart Pier six brawl to start out with Teddy get knocked out to the floor and Petey and Shelley trading armwringers with Shelley getting the advantage with a pair of European uppercuts, a snap mare, and a kneedrop to the chest. Shelley covers, scoring a two count. Shelley picks up Petey and whips him into the corner. Shelley drives a knee into the back of Petey and hooks him in an inverted facelock. Knee to the back and Shelley breaks the hold before leaping to the second rope. Shelley leaps off but Petey catches him with a leg lariat. Petey sets up Shelley and hammers him with shots to the back. Petey whips Shelley into the ropes and knee to the midsection. Petey floats behind Shelley and drives him down to the canvas with a Russian Legsweep. Petey drives a knee to the side a couple of times before making the tag to Teddy Hart.
The Hart Foundation, the Next Generation whip Shelley off into the ropes and lift him up before sending him down with a double flapjack. Teddy Hart backs off and senton delivered fully on Alex Shelley. Teddy leaps to the second rope and elbow driven down to the chest. Cover and two count only. Teddy Hart picks up Alex Shelley and hooks him before taking him over with a snap suplex. Teddy pulls up Shelley to a sitting position and rams some elbows to the head before snapping Shelley forward with a jumping neck snap. Teddy Hart picks up Shelley and shoves him into the corner. Chops to the chest and Teddy Hart climbs up with Shelley, knee to the face and head hooked, Swinging DDT is blocked and SHELLEY COUNTERS WITH A THROWING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Teddy Hart is dumped on his head and Shelley needs to make the tag.
Teddy gets into his corner first and tag to Petey Williams. Williams rushes into the ring and grabs the ankle of Shelley but Shelley pops up and CRACKS PETEY ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH AN ENZUIGIRI. Shelley falls into the corner and hot tag to Elix Skipper. Skipper leaps into the ring, taking Petey down with a springboard dropkick. Elix bounces off the ropes and knocks Teddy Hart off the ring apron. Elix kicks Petey in the midsection and DDT snapping him down. Elix steps to the outside and he leaps to the top rope, walking the top rope but TEDDY HART SHOVES ELIX SKIPPER OFF THE TOP ROPES. Elix does a somersault, clutching his back on the pain and Petey rushes Elix, taking him down with a spinning leg lariat. Petey sets up Elix, and CANADIAN DESTROYER. Petey isn't going for the cover, as he makes the tag to Teddy Hart.
Teddy wants to finish this off on his own. Teddy is slowly climbing the ropes and he is perched on the top rope, playing to the crowd. Teddy leaps off and SHOOTING STAR ELBOW DROP TOTALLY MISSES! Teddy spent too much time playing to the crowd and that cost him big time. Elix picks himself up and grabs the arm of Teddy Hart, while putting the leg over the head. PLAY OF THE DAY DRIVES TEDDY DOWN. Elix makes the cover hooking the leg and he scores the pin. Prime Time has just pinned the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion again!
Alex Shelley and Elix Skipper defeated Petey Williams and Teddy Hart when Prime Time pinned Teddy Hart after the Overdrive in 0:08:19. Rating: ** 1/2
That has to accelerate the rate where Elix Skipper will get his Cruiserweight Title Shot, as he won last Sunday's Number One Contenders match and he beat Teddy Hart in the center of the ring.
Backstage:
Jeff Jarrett is walking backstage, where he hears a noise and turns around. Jarrett walks into the door and the door slams shut, trapping Jarrett in the room(along with the camera man). Jarrett pounds on the door, screaming but the camera can't pick up what he is screaming. Suddenly Jarrett stops and his eyes go wide, as he starts laughing, looking and sounding possessed. Then a distorted voice is heard, as if coming from Jeff Jarrett's mouth.
Voice: Jeff Jarrett is weakening by the day. He is nothing but a shell and soon I, the Chosen One, shall take him over. I have been Chosen by the higher powers to lead the Archangels of Anarchy alongside Christopher Daniels and Jeff Jarrett is nothing but a perfect vehicle to host my evil. The NAWA will be cast into internal darkness.
Jarrett collapses to the crowd, twitching as we see the shadow of a hooded figure standing where Jeff Jarrett was, as we fade to a
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"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica plays and out comes Juvi and Lenny, along with Joel Gertner. They have a big match tonight, but it could be there destruction as they face off against the NAWA World Champion Ron Waterman and the Number One Contender Tony Mamaluke.
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke to cheers from the crowd. Mamaluke has a chance to become the NAWA World Champion in four weeks at Reality Check but he has a hell of a road to get there, as he will face Ron Waterman.
"The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays and out comes the NAWA World Champion, the man who has yet to have his shoulders pinned onto the canvas, we are talking about Ron Waterman. Waterman enters the ring, with the NAWA World Title Belt draped over his shoulder. Waterman drops the belt and enters the ring, the bell ringing to kick off this tag team match.
Lenny and Juvi vs Ron Waterman and Tony Mamaluke Lenny starts out with Waterman. Both men lock up and Lenny is tossed into the corner by the Champion of the World. Waterman catches Lenny with a knee to the midsection. Waterman punches away at Lenny before whipping him into the ropes. Kick to the chest takes Lenny down. Waterman backs off and drops an elbow down across the chest of Lenny. Waterman pulls Lenny up by the hair and elbow to the chest. Waterman scoops up Lenny and snaps him down with a fallaway slam. Juvi enters the ring and Waterman catches him with a kick to the chest. Waterman hooks Juvi in a rear waistlock and flips him up, into Lenny, causing both of the Charismatic Connection to fall to the canvas. Waterman charges both Juvi and Lenny and double clothesline knocking them down. Waterman has Lenny and hoists him above his head. Gorilla Press Toss delivered to Lenny and Waterman makes the tag to Tony Mamaluke.
Mamaluke is on the top rope and he leaps off, driving the knee down across the chest of Lenny. Mamaluke makes the cover hooking the leg, scoring a two count. Mamaluke picks up Lenny and pair of European Uppercuts to the chest rocking him. Mamaluke whips Lenny into the ropes but Lenny manages to reverse and Juvi strikes Mamaluke in the back with the knee. Lenny hooks Mamaluke and takes him down with a swinging STO. Lenny kneels beside Mamaluke and buries some forearms into the face of Mamaluke. Well it wouldn't be the first time Lenny buried something into another man's face. Tag to Juvi and whip into the ropes. Double spinebuster takes Mamaluke down and Juvi covers hooking the leg. Two count. Juvi sets up Mamaluke in a cradle and swinging cradle neckbreaker into a bridge. Another cover and another two count.
Juvi sets up Mamaluke in the corner and Juvi climbs to the outside. Juvi leaps off and FIREBIRD SPLASH HITS THE KNEES. Mamaluke has to make the tag. Lenny gets tagged in on the other end but Mamaluke manages to tag Waterman in. The NAWA World Champion enters the ring, catching Lenny in the chest with a knee. Waterman whips Lenny into the ropes and Yakuza Kick causing Lenny to do a three sixty sell. Juvi enters the ring but Waterman takes down Juvi with a T-Bone Powerslam. Waterman wheelbarrows Lenny and inverted power bombs Lenny on top of Juvi in the 69 position. Waterman rolls Lenny off and lifts up Juvi by the hair before tossing him to the outside. Mamaluke is up and he takes a running start, taking Juvi down on the floor with a twisting pescado. Waterman has Lenny scooped up and Water Bomb smashes Lenny into the canvas. Waterman hooks the leg for the cover and scores the pin giving Waterman and Mamaluke the win.
Tony Mamaluke and Ron Waterman defeated Juventud Guerrera and Lenny Lane when Waterman pinned Lane with the Water Bomb in 0:05:19. Rating: ** 1/4
Waterman is up but Mamaluke snatches the NAWA World Title Belt from the referee and parades around the ring with it, like he just won it. Waterman gives Mamaluke a look and Mamaluke stops, handing Waterman the belt. Waterman snatches the belt from Mamaluke. Waterman leaves the ring as Mamaluke is left standing in the ring.
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"Iron Man" by Black Sabbeth plays and out comes Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders out to cheers from the crowd. Stasiak came close to capturing the Xtreme Title from the Dark Warrior last Sunday.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Sacrifice and Christopher Daniels of the Archangels of Anarchy to boos from the crowd. Last Sunday, Daniels burned Raven's face and Sacrifice choke slammed the Gambler on the concrete floor, all the way to the arena floor. Daniels grabs the microphone.
Daniels: Let me cut to the chase, I have came here to talk to Shawn Stasiak tonight. A warning that I am going to give you. I saw Raven giving you advice a couple of weeks ago. Associating with Raven is hazerdous to your health, Stasiak, especially when the Archangels of Anarchy are around. You saw what happened to the Gambler last Sunday, the same thing could happen to you and Sanders. Surely you know that Raven is a manipulative politic player who cannot be trusted, as you were part of the Disco Inferno regime of this past Summer and saw Raven's work at hand. He squandered resources in a pointless round of mindgames with Harry Harris, which cost him the NAWA World Title and everyone the control of the NAWA, which we are just attempting to work not to regain, with Commissioner Steamboat gone and the Board of Directors is dissarray. Raven may sound like he is trying to help you but it's all about Raven, it's always all about Raven. Think about that, next time Raven gives you advice. He is slowly putting you underneath...
Stasiak: You would know about putting people underneath your thumb, Daniels. You were one of the main downfalls of the Boogie Woogie Regime, not that I am that mad about not being forced to follow Disco Inferno anymore. Still the thing is, you held down myself and Sanders, you got your minions Azrael and Gabriel all the Tag Team Title Matches, right from the time they got into the company. We were marooned in a nowhere feud for months with the Backyard Dudes, because apperantly, they were a minor annoyance and thus none of the "important" members could be spared to destroy them. Yet when Azrael and Gabriel lost the title to Jeff Jarrett and Norman Smiley, you had two men in myself and Mike Sanders that have beaten Jeff Jarrett in the past but yet, it was you and Raven who got the NAWA Tag Team Title Shot and won the belts. Let's not...
Daniels: You just summed up the problem with that right there. Raven. Raven was involved in that two. Raven was the one who held two belts for a short time. Believe me, I pushed for you two to get a title shot...
Sanders: No, Daniels, you pushed for Disco Inferno to fire us, several times, because we threatened your then loyal minions, the Lost Souls. If it came down to Stasiak and Sanders against the Lost Souls, for the NAWA Tag Team Titles, your boys would be SOL, and we all know what that means, my friend.
Daniels: Fine, I can see that you two are a lost cause, you have already been warped by Raven, so the only thing I must do, is have you eradicated tonight on Glory.
Stasiak: You are welcomed to try but I doubt that you would suceed. We have survived several rounds of roster cuts, a dead end feud with the Backyard Dudes, and a beating from the Dark Warrior just this past Sunday. So sick Sacrifice on us if you must, but you better finish the job because if you don't, we will come back to give you hell.
The bell rings and this match is underway.
Mike Sanders and Shawn Stasiak vs Christopher Daniels and Sacrifice Sanders and Daniels start out. Both men lock up and Sanders goes behind with a hammerlock, wrenching up on the arm of Daniels before driving some knees into the back of the arm and whipping Daniels off into the ropes, catching him with a back elbow to the chest. Sanders grabs Daniels around the head and snap mare, followed by a dropkick to the chest. Sanders lifts up Daniels and elbow to the back of the head before tagging in Shawn Stasiak. Sanders holds Daniels so Stasiak can kick him in the midsection. Stasiak whips Daniels into the ropes and knee to the midsection. Stasiak grabs Daniels and reverse neckbreaker drives the Fallen Angel down to the canvas. Stasiak makes the cover hooking the leg and scores a two count. Stasiak kicks Daniels in the chest a few times as he rises to his feet.
Stasiak hooks Daniels in a pumphandle before hoisting him up and bringing him down with a pumphandle powerslam. What power from Stasiak! Stasiak makes the cover hooking the leg but Daniels kicks out at two. Stasiak lifts up Daniels and whips him into the ropes. Stasiak ducks the head and Daniels makes him pay for it, delivering a Rocker Dropper. Daniels has an evil smirk on his face before tagging in Sacrifice. The deflating sound you just heard, was the chances of Stasiak getting any offensive that would be effective. Sacrifice enters the ring, slowly working over Stasiak with forearms to the chest before whipping him off into the ropes. Sacrifice wraps his arms around Stasiak before taking him down with a belly to belly suplex. Sacrifice drops a pair of elbows before going for a cover and scoring a two count.
Sacrifice lifts up Stasiak and whips him into the corner. Corner clothesline crushes Stasiak and Sacrifice grabs Stasiak, forcing him down to his knees with a double shoulder, nerve hold. Sacrifice is putting the pressure on Stasiak and the arm drops two and a half times before Stasiak fights out, with elbows that have no effect so Sacrifice levels Stasiak with a headbutt and Sacrifice scoops up Stasiak before bringing him down with a massive backbreaker. Sacrifice lifts Stasiak and knee to the midsection followed by an elbow down across the back of the head before bringing Daniels into the ring with a tag. Sacifice slams Stasiak down as Daniels leaps off the top rope with a springboard legdrop, crashing down across the chest of Stasiak. Daniels covers hooking the leg and scores a two and a half count, as Stasiak manages to bring his shoulder off the canvas.
Daniels picks up Stasiak and a couple of jabs to the chest. Daniels whips Stasiak into the ropes and goes for a spin kick but Stasiak ducks and STASIAK CLAMPS ON THE FULL NELSON. Stasiak is shaking Daniels like a ragdoll, attempting to make him submit but Daniels looks about ready to counter so STASIAK DRIVES DANIELS FACEFIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A FULL NELSON FACESLAM! Stasiak rolls into the corner and makes the tag to Mike Sanders. Sanders enters the ring, fists of fire. Sanders knocks Daniels down with a clothesline and he bounces off the ropes, catching Sacrifice with an elbow to the chest to no effect. Sanders kicks Daniels in and hooks him. DDT driving Daniels down onto his head. Sanders makes the cover hooking the leg but Sacrifice breaks the hold, dropping a leg down across the back of the head of Sanders.
Stasiak is on the top rope and clothesline to the back of the head of Sacrifice but Sacrifice doesn't stagger much. Stasiak hooks Sacrifice and Full Nelson locked on. Stasiak has the Full Nelson up but Sacrifice jerks his arms up and Stasiak stumbles. Sacrifice grabs Stasiak by the throat and huge choke slam, causes Stasiak to splatter on the canvas. Sanders has Daniels set up for the 3.0 but Sacrifice boots Sanders in the face. Sacrifice leaves the ring and Daniels has Sanders set up. Angel's Wings drives Sanders down. Daniels rolls Sanders over and hooks the leg to score the pin.
The Archangels of Anarchy (Christopher Daniels and Sacrifice) defeated Shawn Stasiak and Mike Sanders when Daniels pinned Sanders with the Angel's Wings in 0:08:20. Rating: * 1/4
Daniels rolls to the floor and grabs a chair. Stasiak is up and DANIELS CRACKS A CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF STASIAK! Daniels sets up the chair and points at Stasiak, commanding Sacrifice to finish him. Sacrifice grabs Stasiak and Choke Slam on the chair perhaps. This could break Stasiak's back but THE GAMBLER RUNS OUT FROM THE BACK WITH A PIPE IN HAND! The Gambler has a lead pipe and he is climbing up the buckles, ribs taped and all. Gambler leaps off and CLANG! The pipe connects with the skull of Sacrifice and Sacrifice drops to one knee. Gambler looks pleased but Sacrifice gets up and advances on the Gambler. Gambler swings the pipe but Sacrifice catches it and pulls it away. Sacrifice catches the Gambler with a kick to the chest and Sacrifice throws the Gambler to the ring apron. Sacrifice rushes him and RUNNING BIG BOOT SNAPPING THE HEAD OF THE GAMBLER BACK! Gambler falls to the floor.
Sacrifice goes back to his task of crippling Shawn Stasiak but Norman Smiley runs from the back in ripped up jean shorts and a battered looking Raven T-Shirt. Norman was handed a piece of paper from Raven two weeks ago and Norman enters the ring. Norman grabs Daniels and Norman Conquest. Norman yells at Sacrifice to leave Stasiak or he will dump Daniels on his head. Sacrifice lifts up Stasiak but Daniels screams at Sacrifice to let Stasiak down and destroy Norman. This moment of distraction which Sacrifice places Stasiak down causes Sanders to yank Stasiak to the floor. NORMAN DUMPS DANIELS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A CHICKENWING GERMAN SUPLEX ANYWAY. Norman leaps over the top rope and to the floor as Armageddon and Destruction enter the ring, chairs in hand but it is too late. Daniels will not be too happy when he awakens but we apperantly have a new alliance involving Shawn Stasiak, Mike Sanders, Norman Smiley, and The Gambler, who are all men that Raven has offered advice to in recent weeks. We will be right back with the main event.
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"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays and the crowd pops as the newly crowned NAWA Television Champion struts his way out to the ring. Rapmaster Killings is out, with the belt wrapped firmly around his waist. Killings has the microphone and you know what that means!
Rapmaster Killings: Last week, at Blinded by Fury, the Rapmaster regained his Television Title Belt The K-Driller caused Jeff Jarrett to receive a very big welt The belt will remain around the Rapmaster's waist, you dig All the chances of anyone winning, will be snapped like a twig Tonight, I do battle with Miles and Jerry Lynn There is only two bad dawgs who will get the win Rapmaster Killings and his favorite drinking buddy, Scott Hall Jerry Lynn and Miles Stylish, well bitches, you shall take the fall. Tonight the Rapmaster will do it with all the percision of a bitch of the highest class And if you don't like that noise, well playa, you can shove it up your ass.
Rapmaster drops the microphone and "Ready or Not" by the Fugees plays and out comes Scott Hall to cheers from the crowd. Hall grabs the microphone.
Hall: Hey yo.
The crowd cheers.
Hall: I think, chico, that Da Bad Guy is going to try his hand at this rap shiznit. How many of you would like to hear Da Bad Guy rap?
The crowd cheers. Hall raises his hand.
Hall: Yo, I think that after this match is done, by far Da Bad Guy will take a few cold ones at the bar I do swear. That Scott Hall needs a beer. That is what I think Man, let's get this match done, so the Bad Guy can get a drink Word life, and for no reason Terry Funk Other than having a rhyme, to say that I really need to get drunk
That was inspired. Hall and Rapmaster enter the ring. "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top plays and out comes Jerry Lynn and the NAWA International Champion Miles Stylish. Stylish has a microphone of his own.
Stylish: Now that you are finished doing the lowest form of communication, rap, let me tell you something. Tonight is going to be big. The next big thing that will hit the NAWA. You two may think you can make an impact by defeating the two best techinical wrestlers in this company but think again. You may think you have the blessing of the office, but that will matter little. We will rule this company. The three of us will rule this company, for here on out. Your little comedy acts, your little novelty acts will go right where they belong, right near the bottom of the card. Enjoy your remaining in the sun, because after the three of us are done purging the NAWA of all the pandering idiots, you will be lucky to polish a title belt for one of us, much less defend or compete for one.
Scott Hall: The three of you? Chico, I may have had my brain cells fried by one too many beers a couple of times but I know for a fact that there are only two of you outside that ring, about ready to get your asses kicked by the Rapmaster and Da Bad Guy.
Stylish: No, Hall. The three of us. You will be meeting the third member of our triumvirate all too soon. And the only people who, as you so cruedly put it, are going you get their asses kicked, is you, Hall and the Rapping Buffoon right beside you. So get ready to get schooled by wrestling excellence.
With that, the bell rings, kicking off this tag team match.
Scott Hall and Rapmaster Killings vs Miles Stylish and Jerry Lynn Hall starts out with Jerry Lynn. Both men lock up and Hall hammerlocks Lynn but Lynn counters with a reverse leg trip and rolls Hall over, bending the ankle forward in a leg hammerlock. Hall gets to the ropes and Lynn cleanly breaks before choppping Hall across the chest. Lynn whips Hall into the ropes and spinning leg lariat to the chest. Lynn makes the tag to Miles Stylish and Lynn and Miles take turns chopping away at Hall before whipping him into the ropes. Lynn catches Hall with a drop toe hold while Miles delivers a leaping senton to the back of Hall. Miles covers hooking the leg but only scores a two count. Stylish picks up Hall and a pair of European Uppercuts followed by some forearms. Stylish whips Hall into the corner and Stylish charges in but Hall gets the boot up to the chest.
Hall pounds away at Stylish with throat throats before going behind and atomic drop. Clothesline to the back of the head and tag to Killings. Killings enters the ring and jabs away at Stylish. Killings whips Stylish into the ropes and running jumping forearm smashes takes Stylish down. Killings backs off and clothesline to Stylish. Killings waits on Stylish and goes for a clothesline but Stylish grabs the arm and counters with an armdrag. Stylish leaps off and spinning headscissors knocking Killings dropkick. Stylish drops a knee down across the chest of Killings before making the tag to Jerry Lynn. Stylish drops down and legsweeps the previously injured knee out from underneath Killings as Lynn catches Killings with a leg lariat to the chest. Lynn makes the cover hooking the leg but Killings kicks out at two.
Lynn grabs the leg and stomps away at it like a buzzsaw. Lynn is ruthless when he goes after a bodypart. Lynn drops an elbow down across the leg of Killings and Lynn drags Killings over, draping the leg over the bottom rope, before sitting down on it a pair of times. Lynn picks up Killings and knees inside the leg before grabbing the leg and kneeing inside the leg some more. Lynn snaps Killings down with a dragon screw and drops down on the leg before tagging in Miles Stylish. Lynn holds the leg so Stylish can dropkick it. Stylish hooks Killings and swinging suplex taking the Rapmaster down. Stylish hooks the leg and turns Killings over into a Half Boston Crab. Stylish cranks on the hold a bit before Killings manages to get to the ropes. Stylish lifts Killings up and whip into the ropes. TILT A WHIRL SUPLEX BRINGS KILLINGS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!
Stylish lifts up Killings in an inverted suplex and hoists him up before bringing him down with a reverse slingshot suplex. Cover hooking the leg but only a two count. Stylish pounds away at Killings before bringing Jerry Lynn into the canvas. Double team and set up. Double Brain Buster drives Killings into the canvas. Lynn covers hooking the leg but only a two count. Lynn picks up Killings and hammers the back. Lynn whips Killings into the ropes. Lynn clips the leg out from underneath Killings and grabs the leg going for the Stretch Muffler but Killings rolls out before popping up to his feet and taking Lynn down with a leg lariat. Killings is crawling over to the corner, he needs to tag in Hall. Killings is close but Lynn grabs onto the leg and drags him into the corner before bringing in Miles Stylish.
Stylish grabs Killings and chops away at him before whipping him into the ropes. Clothesline is ducked and jumping leg lariat to the chest takes Stylish down. Killings does a forward roll into the corner and tag to Scott Hall. Hall enters the ring, pounding away at Stylish with punch after punch. Hall knocks Lynn off the ring apron and discus clothesline to Stylish. Hall covers but two count only. Hall picks up Stylish and chops away. Hall whips Stylish into the corner and running knee to the chest. Hall climbs up behind Stylish and leaps off, bulldog drilling Stylish into the canvas. Hall covers hooking the leg but only scores a two count. Hall gives the signal and knee. Going for the Outsider's Edge but Lynn enters the ring so Hall pounds away at him. Rapmaster Killings enters the ring and leaps at Lynn, knocking him to the floor.
Stylish knees Hall in the back and grabs him around the head, attempting a swinging bulldog but Hall shoves Stylish off and STYLISH CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE. The referee is down Hall grabs Stylish, scooping him up and fallaway slam. Hall gives the signal, Outsider's Edge coming up but the crowd is yelling about something. THE DARK WARRIOR ENTERS THE RING! What in the hell! The Dark Warrior rushes Hall and NEARLY TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT! The Dark Warrior leaves the ring. Good god, he must be the third man that Stylish was talking about earlier! Stylish brings Hall to his shoulders and LAS VEGAS TRAUMA. Stylish hooks the leg for the cover and scores the pin, thanks to a little help from the Dark Warrior!
Jerry Lynn and Miles Stylish defeated Ron Killings and Scott Hall when M. Stylish pinned Hall with the Las Vegas Trauma in 0:10:43. Rating: ** 3/4
Lynn reverses a whip by Killings on the floor and KILLINGS FLIES HEADFIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! The Dark Warrior grabs Killings by the hair and rolls him back into the ring. The Dark Warrior hoists Killings up to his shoulder and DESTRUCITY DEATH DROP! Killings' head was nearly planted into the canvas. Lynn, Stylish, and Warrior stand side by side, raising each other's arms. The three of them...together! The NAWA may be in for some tough times. Who can stop this force? We are out of time, see you next week on Glory.