"Natural Born Killerz" starts playing and New Jack makes his way to the ring, not looking too happy. Last week, he made Miles Stylish against Jerry Lynn but Lynn and Stylish refused to play ball and got themselves both counted out. New Jack promised that they would pay the price and the Triumvirate spit in the face of New Jack's authority. New Jack steps into the ring and he has a microphone.
New Jack: I am fuckin' pissed about the Triumvirate. Last week, I warned those mother fuckers that if they fucking fucked with that title match, they would pay. I am going to make their lives hell tonight, because they were warned, that if I didn't see a match of the year, I would come down hard on their fool asses. There lives are going to be hell because tonight, I am going to make them compete in the ring and this time, they won't have a chance to get out of the match. No, they ain't wrestling each other but I told them, I warned them, that I have something cruel for them, should they throw that match. The consequences are going to be fucking severe and I am bad as my mother fucking word. So let me state...
"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top plays and out comes Miles Stylish, Jerry Lynn, and the Dark Warrior. The Triumvirate is in full force tonight. Lynn and Stylish are dressed in three piece suits and the Warrior is dressed in his wrestling gear, due to him wrestling in the opening match in a few moments. Stylish has a microphone of his own.
Stylish: Woah, New Jack, let me give you a little reminder, of who runs this show. The Triumvirate is the elite force in wrestling and we call the shots around here in the NAWA, not some sad excuse for a Commissaioner. Believe me, sooner or later, we will leave you laying if you keep screwing with us. This is your warning, New Jack, do not stand in the way of the most elite force in wrestling. We will put you down, because after all, you got your ass kicked by someone whose ass I kick on a regular basis, Harry Harris, last time you were in the company before this little stint as Commissioner. So don't think I can't outclass you one on one but the three of us, you don't have a hope in hell. Myself and Jerry Lynn spit in the face of your little consequences, as you are trying to soften us up so we don't have our rightful spot in the finals of the Gold Rush Tournament.
New Jack: Shut the hell up, you white bread cracka. Listen to me, I don't care if there are three of you or three hundred of you. If you want a fight, you are barking up the wrong fucking tree, because I will lay your fucking ass out, if you mess with me bitch. That goes for Jerry Lynn and the Warrior as well. Destrucity will not get you far when you get a trash can upside your fool head. You will be competing, both of you. Jerry Lynn, you will be defending that Television Title in a Fatal Four Way Match against three other wrestlers handpicked by me, only you will not know who you are wrestling until you come out. The same goes for you, Miles Stylish. That International Title Belt will be on the line in a Fatal Four Way Match. I hope you boys enjoy your remaining couple of hours with those belts because, face it, the odds are against you.
"Natural Born Killerz" plays and the Triumvirate are in the ring, looking like Christmas has been cancelled. Two fatal four way matches for the International and Television Titles. The Triumvirate may be kissing those belts goodbye.
Backstage:
Teddy Hart is looking at the booking sheet for tonight and he looks depressed at what he sees. The other three members of the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation are behind him.
Petey Williams: It can't be that bad, can it Teddy?
Johnny Devine: Yes, any wrestler you wrestle, you can beat, after all.
Teddy Hart: Okay, you two have a title defense tonight. You are facing off against Elix Skipper and Kaz Hayashi, who have won the Ultimate Japan Wrestling Tag Team Titles recently. New Jack has apperantly given them a title shot because of their success against a bunch of third rate Japanese tag teams.
Johnny Devine: Okay, fine. You beat them, so since we learned from the best in you, we can take them.
Teddy Hart: That is the bad news. Now here is the really horrible news. It seems as if New Jack has it for me, for daring to stack the odds in my favor or some conspricy shit. He has forced me, Teddy Hart, the Cruiserweight Wrestlng Prodigy, the man who will become NAWA World Champion this Sunday, against Chris Sabin and Matt Bentley in a Triple Threat Match for the NAWA Cruiserweight Title. Althrough we might as well call it what it is. It is a handicap match and another desperate attempt for the people who are jealous at my success to get the Cruiserweight Title off my waist but I've beaten the odds before, and I will do it again. The only good thing about this is that Vince Russo has been banned from ringside but it is still messed up as you guys have once again been banned from ringside.
With that we fade to a
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"Ready or Not" by the Fugees plays and out comes Kevin Nash to cheers. We understand Nash is going to offer some expert Color Commentary for this next match, involving his opponent for this Sunday at Gold Rush, that being the Dark Warrior. Nash takes the third headset and says that he will have to combat the force of Destrucity this Sunday but Nash thinks he is big and sexy enough to handle it.
"Darkness at the Edge of Town" by Bruce Springsteen plays and out comes the Dark Warrior himself. The Dark Warrior is not too pleased with Kevin Nash, making light of his constant comments about Destrucity and this will all come to a head this Sunday at Gold Rush. The Dark Warrior has a microphone.
Warrior: The cosmic reality of the universe is drawing all the beings into the ever lasting spirit of Destrucity. The message is vast across the universe, all shall fall to the power that the fates bring for all their interest in the field of undisputable Destrucity. This Sunday, a doubter gets put down into all of it and all the questions of the universal qualities of Destrucity shall be put to rest into the bed of no doubt. The power of the Warrior shall be vast and everlasting, as it shall prosper throughout the entire universe and throughout the universe and all shall be faced with the Destrucity that will face the problems that the fates have forseen, to face off against all the final all stars why it all can seem that the facts of life are governed by Destrucity. All shall see, all shall hear all the life that will be forced upon these concepts, as the power of the Warrior runs vast and true, in all of the undisputed glory of the facts that Destrucity will accomplish throughout the entire vastness of time and space. All will face this problem and if any attempts are made to face off the battles in a manner that is foolish, all will be crushed by the cosmic waves that is emitting from all the universe. Destrucity will be the guide that all will see, the world will be plunged of all that is unworthy, starting with all the people who have no concept on why Destrucity is the most powerful force of the Warrior that shall be the thing floating through the veins of the Warrior. All shall see, the witness as Destrucity will be your salvation or the destruction that all in time and space shall encounter.
Warrior drops the microphone. Inspiring words from the Dark Warrior as Nash pretends to know what the Dark Warrior is talking about on commentary and summarizes that the Warrior never got laid much. "Iron Man" plays and out comes Mike Sanders. Nash talks about his time as Coach Nash in the Natural Born Thrillers back in the dark days of WCW and says that he was the only guy in that group that "wasn't as green as a Ninja Turtle, althrough I was once Super Shredder." Nash says that Sanders and Stasiak have came a long way in the NAWA. Sanders enters the ring and the bell rings, kicking off this match.
Mike Sanders vs the Dark Warrior Sanders grabs a headlock but Warrior powers out and batters Sanders with punches. Warrior whips Sanders in and elbowsmash. Warrior works over Sanders with some choking and some stomps before delivering a bearhug. Sanders struggles but the Warrior squeezes the life out of Sanders. Sanders manages to fight out with an eye poke after two and a half arm drops. Sanders pounds away at Warrior before lifting him in and knee to the chest. Knee to the face and thumbs up before Sanders goes to the second rope. Fistdrop to the head. Sanders covers but Warrior powers out at two. Sanders waits on Warrior and jabs away but when he goes for a clothesline, Warrior ducks underneath and LARIAT NEARLY TAKES THE HEAD OF SANDERS OFF. The Warrior kneels down on the chest of Sanders to score the pin.
The Dark Warrior pinned Mike Sanders after a lariat in 0:04:29. Rating: -1/2*
Warrior pounds away at Sanders with punches before stomping him. Nash drops the headset and walks to the ring. Nash steps over the top rope and walks over to the Dark Warrior. Nash spins Warrior around and Nash decks Warrior with some punches. Nash whips Warrior into the ropes. Big Boot knocks the Warrior down. Nash signals for the Jack Knife but Warrior scatters. Warrior snarls something about Destrucity as Nash pumps his fist into the air.
Backstage:
Johnny Excalibur and Hi Tech are dressed in janitorial outfits and wielding mops, with buckets and brooms lying to their side. The camera pans back to reveal they are in the bathroom.
Excalibur: Come forth, my good man, Mr. Hi Tech. We have to go forth on our quest, to get this stopped up toilet working to satisifaction. My word, this toilet is clogged full of feces. This cannot stand. Come forth and get me a plunger so I can get to work.
Hi Tech pulls a plunger behind his back and hands it to Excalibur. Excalibur gets to a plunging in the toilet. A moment later the lights in the bathroom flicker.
Excalibur: What is this. Some kind of disturbance is causing these high tech candles to go out, Hi Tech. I say, what can be going on, and what vile fiend is trying to bring harm upon us.
Hi Tech mimes something to Excalibur and Excalibur doesn't look too pleased.
Excalibur: What do bloody mean another one of those vortexes are going to open? This is insane. We must get to Lord New Jack, as it appears that the people who held you in containment may be attempting to find a way to send you back.
Before Hi Tech can answer, a thud is heard outside of the bathroom stalls.
Voice: That buffoon Tallywhacker has lead us to some kind of high tech lavatory. Something is really up here.
Voice #2: Silence, you want to give us away. The knight is somewhere in this room, I can sense it. We must explore this strange place.
Excalibur opens the stall a crack, to spy the two guards that were after him back in 1004.
Excalibur: Not good, Mr. Hi Tech. Those two corrupt guards have tracked me here. Ready yourself for battle my friend, these two are very tricky dicks.
Suddenly, the stall door is wrenched open and the Guards are staring down Excalibur.
Thin Guard: Well, what a pleasant surprise. You have eluded justice for too long you fugitive knight, so we have you.
Portly Guard: Yes, Excalibur, you will pay for deflowering our women, pillaging our lands, and most importantly, you made fun of my weight problem.
Excalibur: The jokes on you.
Excalibur leaps up and the portly guard trips over his own feet. This gives Excalibur a chance to shove a bucket over the head of the portly guard. Hi Tech lifts up the thin guard and drives him down onto the tile floor with a spinebuster.
Excalibur: Come on, these two will not give up, they are only stunned for the moment. We must get to the quarters of Lord New Jack, he will surely know what to do.
Excalibur and Hi Tech leave as the portly guard attempts to vainly pull the bucket off of his head as the thin guard clutches his head. Lenny and Juvi walk past Excalibur and Hi Tech as they come out.
Lenny: Damn, what in the world happened in here and I owe you five bucks, because you were right.
Juvi: I told you there was a knight from medeval England and a cyborg from the future in the bathroom. But, no you didn't want to believe me, jabroni. It appears that those rooted poo candy asses could be messing up the flow of time and space due to their reckless time traveling. If I wasn't adverse to messing up the flow of time, I would lay the beatdown on all their rooted poo candy asses, if you smell what the Juice is cooking.
Lenny: When will these people learn, that time portals are not a toy. We must go forth before these two awaken, as any interaction from people in the future to people in the past is strictly foribidden. Let us go and warn Commissioner New Jack of this serious breach of temporal etiquette.
Lenny and Juvi walk off as we fade to a
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"Just Say It, Just Say My Name, Prime Time Baby"
The Ultimate Japan Wrestling Tag Team Champions Elix Skipper and Kaz Hayashi make their way down to the ring, with the UJW belts strapped around their waists. The UJW belts will not be on the line but Hayashi and Skipper have a chance to become double champions tonight, by facing off against the NAWA Tag Team Champions Petey Williams and Johnny Devine.
"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and the crowd boos as Petey Williams and Johnny Devine come out. The NAWA Tag Team Champions are in the house. Devine and Williams have the belts strapped around their waists and they take them off, while entering the ring. The bell rings and this NAWA Tag Team Title Match is underway.
NAWA Tag Team Title Match Kaz Hayashi and Elix Skipper vs Johnny Devine and Petey Williams(c)
Devine and Kaz starts out. Lock up and Kaz shoves off Devine, before blasting him with some kicks. Kaz Hayash whips Devine into the ropes and leap off. Spinning headscissors drops Devine down. Devine is on his knees and Kaz Hayashi blasts Devine in the chest with a huge kick. Kaz Hayashi lifts up Devine and knee to the midsection. Irish whip into the corner. Hoisting up and flapjack brings Devine down. Devine is rolled over and Kaz Hayashi leaps down onto Devine with a senton. Cover hooking the leg but Devine kicks out at two. Tag to Prime Time. Irish whip and double dropkick brings Devine down. Elix Skipper waits on Devine and does a handstand, before mule kicking Devine in the face and then wrapping the legs around the head of Devine, taking him down with a headscissors.
Elix Skipper waits on Devine and huge leg lariat to the chest. To the outside. Elix Skipper leaps to the top rope. Devine is up and Springboard Somersault Clothesline knocks Devine to his back. Elix Skipper backs off but Petey Williams clubs Elix from behind with a clothesline. Elix turns around and blasts Petey Williams. Devine grips Elix Skipper in a waistlock. Belly to back suplex brings down Elix Skipper. To the outside goes Devine. Slingshot legdrop to the chest. Devine covers Elix Skipper and scores a two count. Devine grabs the legs of Elix Skipper and lifts him up before making the tag to Petey Williams. Petey Williams climbs up and COMBINATION FLYING KNEEDROP/RYDEEN BOMB BRINGS ELIX SKIPPER DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! Petey Williams covers Elix Skipper hooking the leg but only scores a two count.
Petey Williams lifts up Elix Skipper and chops to the chest. Irish whip into the ropes and leaping up to the shoulders. Frankensteiner flips Elix Skipper over onto his back. Cover hooking the leg. Two count as Elix Skipper manages to get out. Petey fires a knee to the midsection and he hooks Elix Skipper. Snap suplex brings Elix Skipper down to the canvas. Petey Williams lifts up Elix Skipper and irish whip into the corner. Petey Williams charges in but Elix Skipper gets an elbow up to the face. Elix leaps to the second rope but SECOND ROPE BACK ELBOW SMASH MISSES. Petey Williams lifts up Elix Skipper and huge chop across the chest. Irish whip into the corner and Elix Skipper flips out halfway before getting tangled in the tree of woe. Petey Williams backs off and sliding dropkick to the chest.
Some kicks to the ribs before pulling Elix Skipper out of the corner. European Uppercut to the chest as Petey Williams lifts up Elix Skipper before making the tag to Johnny Devine. Petey has Elix Skipper up in a bearug as Devine leaps off the top rope. SUPER HART ATTACK(the tag team move, not Teddy Hart's singles finisher) BRINGS ELIX DOWN INTO THE CANVAS. Elix Skipper crashes down hard and Devine covers but only scores a two count. Devine lifts up Elix Skipper and elbow to the head. Irish whip into the ropes and Devine knees Elix Skipper. Devine hooks Elix Skipper and swinging neckbreaker brings Prime Time down. Devine climbs to the top rope. Devine leaps off and 450 SPLASH ACROSS THE RIBS OF ELIX SKIPPER. Devine has a cocky smirk on his face as he covers hooking the leg but Elix Skipper rolls the shoulder up at two and a half.
Devine lifts up Skipper and punches. Devine gutwrenches Elix Skipper and attempts to lift him up for a power bomb but Prime Time slips behind. LEG LARIAT TO THE CHEST KNOCKS JOHNNY DEVINE BACK. Elix Skipper has got to bring in Kaz Hayashi. Elix Skipper is crawling but Devine is closer so Devine brings Petey Williams into the match. Petey Williams grips the leg of Elix Skipper but ELIX SKIPPER POPS UP AND DECKS PETEY WILLIAMS WITH A REVERSE HEEL KICK! Tag to Kaz Hayashi. Hayashi enters the ring and kicks away at Petey Williams. Irish whip and Kaz Hayashi takes down Petey Williams with a dropkick. Kaz Hayashi waits on Petey Williams and knee to the midsection. Hook on Petey Williams and Dynamite Kid Style Snap Suplex. Lifting up Petey and hoist up. FRONT SUPLEX ON THE TOP ROPE! Petey is slumped on the top rope and the head is hooked. PULLING DDT DROPS PETEY ON HIS HEAD! Kaz Hayashi covers hooking the leg but only scores a two and a half count when Devine breaks up the pin with an elbow to the back of the head.
Devine pounds away at Kaz Hayashi but Elix Skipper is on the top rope. SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD KNOCKS DEVINE TO THE FLOOR! Elix Skipper takes a running start and pescado delivered. Devine gets knocked down into the guardrail. Kaz has a dazed Petey up and chops to the chest. Kaz Hayashi grips Petey Williams. German Suplex release brings Petey Williams down onto the back of his head. Kaz Hayashi gives the signal. He is going to go for his Super Senton Backsplash. He is heading to the top rope, high risk move on the way. Kaz Hayashi is pearched and he leaps off. SENTON MISSES AS PETEY WILLIAMS ROLLS AWAY. Signal is given and kick to the midsection. Hook and Canadian Destroyer brings Kaz Hayashi down. Kaz Hayashi bounces a couple of feet in the air before flopping down onto the canvas. Petey Williams covers to score the pin and retain the NAWA Tag Team Titles
Petey Williams and Johnny Devine defeated Kaz Hayashi and Elix Skipper when P. Williams pinned Kaz Hayashi with the Canadian Destroyer in 0:11:30. Rating: *** 1/4 (Petey Williams and Johnny Devine retained the NAWA Tag Team Titles.)
Petey Williams and Johnny Devine hold up their NAWA Tag Team Titles, an impressive title defense to be for sure. Replays are shown from a series of angles of the match winning Canadian Destroyer.
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"In the End" by Linkin Park plays and it is now time for the Television Title to be at stake in a fatal four way match. This match is one fall to a finish and tornado rules. The first pinfall wins the match. Jerry Lynn makes his way out to the ring, as their is an air of mystery to this match as Jerry Lynn has not been informed of his three opponents before this bout.
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees kicks up and the crowd gives a pretty decent pop as opponent number one, Tony Mamaluke comes out to the ring. Mamaluke is fresh off of his close match with Teddy Hart over the Cruiserweight Title last week on this program, but he has a chance to become Television Champion tonight on Glory. The ribs are still taped up as Mamaluke and Lynn share a glance. Both these men have had many battles in the NAWA, including their classic Iron Man Match last year at Rage in the Cage 2003 but also this Sunday, Mamaluke will face Jerry Lynn as part of the first round of the Gold Rush Tournament.
"A Call for Blood" by Hatebreed plays and out comes CM Punk to boos from the crowd. Punk is going to collide on Pay Per View with Raven in the first round of the Gold Rush Tournament. Punk steps into the ring.
"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J plays and the crowd explodes into cheers as the former Television Champion Rapmaster Killings struts down to aisle. Killings has a chance to three peat the Television Title but to do that, he must steal a pin in this Fatal Four Way, One Fall to a Finish match. Killings will collide with Christopher Daniels in the Gold Rush Tournament this Sunday. Very interesting to see that all four men in this match are going to be part of the tournament this Sunday and it appears that it's rap time as Killings has the microphone.
Killings: Once again, the Rapmaster has been blessed with a Television Title Shot The fire that burns within the Rapmaster happens to be very hot Fool me once, Lynn, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, but the third time, your ass is mine The booty the Rapmaster will get after the show will sure be fine Then we have the man known as CM Punk With his straight edge values, the only thing that has been laid less often is a 14th century monk Finally we have Tony Mamaluke, a man that the Rapmaster is cool with, but you see The Rapmaster won't step aside and let your assumed victory be free Rapmaster will walk out with the gold And he will hold that belt until he gets gray and old Your chances at keeping my belt will break like glass And if you don't like it, all you bitches can kiss my ass
Killings makes it down to the ring and the bell rings, kicking off this Television Title Fatal Four Way Match.
NAWA Television Title Fatal Four Way Match: CM Punk vs Tony Mamaluke vs Rapmaster Killings vs Jerry Lynn(c)
Mamaluke attacks Lynn at the bell, battering the champion with a pair of European Uppercuts as Killings chops away at CM Punk. Punk is whipped into the ropes and leg lariat is ducked. Punk knocks Killings down with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Knee to the face and Killings is hooked. Jawbreaker takes down Killings. Mamaluke attempts to whip Lynn in but Punk catches Mamaluke from the side with a clothesline. Punk stomps away at Mamaluke and calls Jerry Lynn over. Lynn and Punk are forming some kind of truce as they batter Mamaluke with a double knee to the midsection. Hook and Mamaluke is lifted up. DOUBLE FRONT SUPLEX ON THE TOP ROPE. Mamaluke is in pain as Punk rolls up Lynn quickly from behind but only scores a one count.
Punch from Punk is blocked and Lynn fires back with some chops. Lynn whips Punk into the ropes. Back elbow smash to the chest. Lynn lifts up Punk and knee to the face. Some more chops and Lynn whips Punk into the corner. Lynn charges in but Punk moves and Lynn collides into the corner. RUNNING JUMPING FOREARM SMASH FROM KILLINGS TAKES PUNK DOWN! Killings falls on top for the cover but only a two count. Killings lifts up Punk and wrings out the arm before attempting for a short arm back elbow but it is ducked but Killings leaps up on the shoulders of Punk and takes him down with a Victory Roll. Killings hangs on for the cover but only a two count once again. Killings knees Punk and he backs off. Reverse Somersault neckbreaker plants Punk facefirst into the canvas but when Killings turns around, he gets blasted with a clothesline from Lynn.
Killings pulls himself up to his knees but Lynn batters him with some punches to the midsection. Lynn backs off and jumping neck snap takes Killings down. Lynn lifts up Killings and elbow to the head. Irish whip sends Killings into the corner. Lynn charges in but Killings gets the legs up and rolls through with a sunset flip. Two count before Mamaluke dropkicks Killings across the back of the head to break up the corner. Mamaluke lifts up Killings and irish whip into the ropes. Mamaluke knees Killings in the midsection and hooks him around the head. DDT brings Killings down. Mamaluke kicks Lynn as he gets up and inverted facelock. Mamaluke runs up the buckles and INVERTED SWINGING DDT BRINGS DOWN LYNN. Mamaluke pulls himself up to one knee and PUNK CATCHES MAMALUKE IN THE FACE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD. Mamaluke falls back and Punk covers hooking the leg, only getting a two and a half count.
Punk lifts up Mamaluke in an inverted facelock and hoists him up, before bringing him down with a backbreaker. Punk leaps to the top rope. Split legged moonsault connects. Punk covers hooking the leg but only a two count as Killings breaks up the cover with a legdrop to the back of the head. Killings lifts up Punk and batters him with some chops. Killings whips Punk off into the ropes. Leaping leg lariat to the chest knocks Punk backwards. Killings lifts up Punk and goes for a front suplex but Punk drops behind and pushes Killings forward. BOTH MEN STUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE DUE TO THE MOMENTUM. Mamaluke is up and he charges Lynn as he gets up but Lynn lifts up Mamaluke and MAMALUKE IS DROPPED RIBS FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST! Lynn grabs Mamaluke and runs to the second rope. SWINGING DDT DUMPS MAMALUKE ONTO HIS HEAD. Lynn scores the pin as Punk and Killings are too busy brawling at ringside to break this up.
Four Corners Match: Jerry Lynn defeated Tony Mamaluke, Ron Killings and CM Punk when J. Lynn pinned Mamaluke after the Swinging DDT in 0:09:04. Rating: ** 3/4 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA Television Title.)
Mamaluke has came close but fell once again at a chance to capture singles gold in the NAWA. Mamaluke is clutching his ribs due to getting them rammed into the metal post. CM Punk and Killings are still trading punches around the ringside area, with Punk being pulled off. It appears that there may be something developing between Rapmaster Killings and CM Punk.
This Sunday. Gold Rush 2004 only on Pay Per View. The Tournament. First Round Matches, AJ Styles vs Miles Stylish, Raven vs CM Punk, Jerry Lynn vs Tony Mamaluke, Christopher Daniels vs Rapmaster Killings. The Championship on the line, Ron Waterman against the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation in a Gauntlet Match. Casket Warfare, as The Chosen One takes on Norman Smiley. A dream match will take place as the Dark Warrior takes on Kevin Nash. Above the arena, the Backyard Dudes will face off against the French Revolution in the high impact action of the Scaffold Match and more. That's NAWA Gold Rush 2004 only on Pay Per View.
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"The French Horn Music" plays and out comes Pierre Marquette for this next match. The remaining members of the French Revolution and F.R.E.D have been barred from ringside for this next match. This Sunday, it will be the Backyard Dudes against the French Revolution in a scaffold match, which will be taped before the Pay Per View, before the crowd gets to the arena, due to the fact that we don't want to waste time setting up a scaffold and taking it down with these jokers on our show.
"OMG, LOL, WTF" plays and Twizted Youth runs halfway up the ramp before tripping and falling flat on his face. Twizted Youth rolls to the ring and enters the ring. The bell rings and this match is underway.
Pierre Marquette vs Twizted Youth Pierre goes for a power bomb but Twizted Youth counters into the Kidman reversal, botched badly I might add. Twizted Youth climbs up top, nearly slipping twice and hitting a Twizted Perception to the canvas. Pierre sells the missed move by going into convulsions before Twizted Youth covers him to score the pin, in less than a minute.
Twizted Youth pinned Pierre Marquette with the Twizted Perception in 0:00:43. Rating: -*
Twizted Youth gets the win and we have to fade backstage as we got a situation breaking down backstage in the Commissioner's office.
New Jack is backstage in his ghetto looking office, playing around with one of those paddles with a ball attached to it with a rubber band. Suddenly a heckled looking Johnny Excalibur rushes into his office with a stoic looking Hi Tech behind him.
Excalibur: Lord New Jack, a crisis of epic porportions has presented itself. The guards that were tracking me, have followed me to this land. We must have a place to hide.
Before New Jack can answer, the two guards rush into the office(with the portly one clutching his chest and wheezing).
Thin Guard: Finally, it has come to this. You have been cornered you vile ruffian, now it is time for you face the music and be clapped in irons. Come along now and we won't hurt you, much. We may just shove iron spikes up your a...
New Jack: Woah, hold it. You fuckers are in my office, you better watch it. There will be no clapping in irons or stoning in here. If you want any stoning, the Backyard Dudes lockeroom is just down the hall, you crazy medeval crackas. As the Commissioner of this federation, I forbid any..
Portly Guard: Listen up, you rogue. You are haboring these ruffians and they must be brought to justice. Perhaps there is a place in the dungeon for you yourself, you schelwag. We are official guards of royality, we deserve to be treated with the respect that our position demands.
New Jack: Hell no, you bitches don't demand anything on my watch.
Excalibur has a smirk on his face and he walks up and slaps the portly guard in the face.
Excalibur: You have defied my honor time and time again, you rotund fiend. I challenge you to a duel, a duel where only one is left standing. In three days time, we will duel and if one of us perishes, then so be it.
Both sides square off, but New Jack stands up.
New Jack: Hold it, you four. You want to settle your issues, that gives me an idea. This Sunday on Pay Per View, a first ever in NAWA history. A Medeval Duel. Johnny Excalibur against that fat bastard that he slapped. But that's not all. Hi Tech, you and this thin fool will be handcuffed to the ringpost, clapped in irons in a way, to make sure that this duel is one on one. And to make sure this match goes according to plan, I will be the judge of what it means to be no longer standing, as I will be the referee for this match. Thank you for that, I needed another match on Pay Per View and you people have just given the advantage. Now get the hell out of my office or I will beat you to a pulp with a trash can.
The four scatter as New Jack looks smug at what he is has done. A Duel on Pay Per View. The rules are very simple. The fight lasts until one can stand no longer.
This Sunday. Gold Rush 2004 only on Pay Per View. The Tournament. First Round Matches, AJ Styles vs Miles Stylish, Raven vs CM Punk, Jerry Lynn vs Tony Mamaluke, Christopher Daniels vs Rapmaster Killings. The Championship on the line, Ron Waterman against the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation in a Gauntlet Match. Casket Warfare, as The Chosen One takes on Norman Smiley. A dream match will take place as the Dark Warrior takes on Kevin Nash. Above the arena, the Backyard Dudes will face off against the French Revolution in the high impact action of the Scaffold Match and more. That's NAWA Gold Rush 2004 only on Pay Per View.
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"Hail Sabin, Hail Sabin, Hail Sabin"
Chris Sabin makes his way down to the ring and it is time for the Cruiserweight Title to be on the line in a Triple Threat Match. Sabin plays to the crowd as we show two weeks ago, where Sabin and Bentley laid out Teddy Hart with a combination Superkick/Cradle Shock. Tonight, either of those men could walk out with the Cruiserweight Title and Teddy Hart does not have to be pinned to the lose the title.
"Heartbreaker" by Led Zepplin plays and out comes Mett Bentley. Bentley comes down to the ring, and shakes hands with his tag team partner. It appears that they may take out Teddy Hart and then battle it out to see who the better man is, to win the Cruiserweight Title.
"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and the crowd explodes into boos and even a few pieces of trash get thrown into the rampway as Teddy Hart comes out. Teddy Hart is wearing a black and white version of the jacket that his uncle, the legendary Bret Hart wore, only it says Prodigy instead of Hitman on the back and sunglasses. Teddy Hart refuses to remove the sunglasses as he enters the ring and takes off the jacket. The bell rings and the match begins.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Match Chris Sabin vs Matt Bentley vs Teddy Hart(c)
Sabin goes for a punch to Hart but Hart points to the glasses and Sabin stops but reaches forward and takes the glasses off before throwing them to the side and laying Teddy Hart with a punch. Sabin chops away at Teddy Hart and Bentley and Sabin whip Teddy Hart into the ropes. Double back elbow smash knocks the champion down. Sabin backs off and clothesline to Teddy Hart. Bentley leaps at Hart and leaping forearm smash. Bentley is poised as Teddy Hart pulls himself up. SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF TEDDY HART! Teddy gets knocked to the floor. He took a hell of a shot to the head and Bentley looks down out his handiwork but gets rolled up from behind from Sabin for a two count. Sabin attempted for a quick pin and Bentley attempts a punch but Sabin blocks it and batters Bentley with punches. Head grabbed and neckbreaker snaps Bentley down. Sabin covers and scores a two count.
Sabin lifts up Bentley and forearms to the chest. Irish whip into the corner. Sabin lifts up Bentley and inverted atomic drop. Sabin backs up and running kneelift to the chest. Bentley is gripped and Sabin hooks him. Vertical suplex brings Bentley down. Sabin steps to the top rope. High risk move on the way. Sabin leaps off as Bentley gets up and cross body. Hooking the leg and a two count. Stomps from Sabin and Sabin whips Bentley into the corner. Sabin kicks Bentley and Sabin hooks Bentley. Double underhook suplex brings him down. Stepping to the outside. Sabin is climbing to the top rope. Bentley pulls himself up and Sabin leaps off for an attempted Frankensteiner but Bentley catches him and Hotshot drops Sabin on the ropes.
Bentley kicks away at Sabin, as we cut to the floor. Teddy Hart is down still from that shot that he took with that Superkick. Bentley whips Sabin into the ropes and double leg trip. Bentley rocks back and catapault sends Sabin chest first into the corner. Bentley knees Sabin in the midsection and side waistlock. Backbreaker brings Sabin down. Leaping kneedrop to the chest and Bentley covers, scoring a two count. Lifting up Sabin and punches to the chest. Sabin is whipped into the corner. Bentley charges in and corner clothesline. Bentley hooks Sabin in a standing headscissors and lifts him up. Sabin flips to his feet and kicks Bentley in the midsection. Sabin hooks Bentley and runs up the buckles. Swinging DDT brings Bentley down into the canvas. Sabin makes the cover hooking the leg but Bentley rolls the shoulder up at two.
Sabin lifts up Bentley by his hair and knee to the midsection. Another knee to the midsection. Irish whip into the corner. Knee to the midsection and leg over the head. Rocker Dropper sends Bentley down. Sabin rolls over Bentley and drops an elbow down across the chest. We cut to ringside and Teddy Hart is still down. Sabin lifts up Bentley in an inverted facelock and wrenches the head a couple of times before driving the elbow down across the chest. Sabin steps to the outside. Springboard to the top rope and leg driven down across the chest. Cover to Bentley hooking the leg but a two count only. Sabin lifts up Bentley and whip into the corner. Scoop up up Bentley but Bentley drops behind and shoves Sabin off. Powerslam drills Sabin to the canvas. Bentley covers Sabin hooking the leg but only a two count.
Bentley lifts up Sabin and chops to the chest. Irish whip into the ropes and leaping forearm to the chest. Bentley lifts up Sabin and bodyslam takes him down. Stepping to the outside as we cut to the floor. Teddy Hart sits up but flops back down when Bentley looks to the floor. Hart appears to be faking being knocked out now. Bentley is on the top rope and splash off the top rope. Bentley hooks the leg, but Sabin kicks out at two. Bentley lifts up Sabin and punches to the chest. Irish whip into the corner. Bentley waits on Sabin and knee to the midsection. Cradle hook and Swinging Cradle Neckbreaker into a bridge brings Sabin down. Two count off of the cover as Sabin manages to get the shoulder up.
Bentley lifts up Sabin and pulls him into some jabs. Irish whip into the corner. Bentley waits for Sabin to stumble out of the corner before leaping up. Frankensteiner flips Sabin over onto his back. Double leg hook and two count before Sabin manages to roll Bentley into a sunset flip for two before Bentley rolls it the other way into a double leg hook. Another two count. Both men are up and Sabin grabs Bentley and small package. Two count. Bentley goes for a punch but Sabin ducks and hooks him in a waistlock. Bentley goes for an elbow but Sabin ducks and Northern Lights Suplex from Sabin, into a bridge. Sabin holds the cover but only scores a two count as Bentley brings the shoulder off the canvas. Sabin lifts up Bentley and chops to the chest. Irish whip into the ropes. Leg lariat to the chest and Sabin hooks Bentley in a gutwrench before hoisting him up and bringing him down with a gutwrench power bomb. Another cover and another two count!
Up to the second rope goes Sabin and Teddy Hart is peaking over the bottom of the ring apron before laying back down before Sabin can look down. Bentley is up and Sabin leaps off. Somersault dropkick to the chest of Bentley knocks him back into the canvas. Sabin hooks the leg for the cover but Bentley kicks out. Sabin picks up Bentley and irish whip into the corner. Charging into the corner but Bentley moves and Sabin hits the corner. Bentley hooks Sabin and hoists him up. Sabin drops down the back but Bentley catches him with a reverse mule kick. Bentley grips Sabin and brings him down with a Lung Blower. Bentley steps to the outside. Bentley is pearched on the top rope and he leaps off. PICTURE PERFECT ELBOWDROP TO THE CHEST OF SABIN. Bentley covers but Sabin manages to roll the shoulder up at two and a half. Teddy Hart was reaching into the ring but Bentley doesn't see him so Teddy lays back down on the floor.
Bentley gives the signal. Superkick coming up but as Bentley goes for the move as Sabin gets up. Sabin ducks and Bentley is staggered. Lifting up Bentley up to his shoulders and Cradle Shock is blocked. Drop down and Lung Blower brings Sabin down. Sabin brings himself up, clutching his back and BENTLEY KNOCKS SABIN FOR A LOOP WITH THE SUPERKICK. Teddy Hart is in the ring and knee to the back of Bentley. Arms are hooked and backslide brings Bentley down. Cover and Teddy Hart puts the feet on the ropes to score the pin. The crowd explodes into boos as Teddy Hart has stolen another match.
Triangle Match: Teddy Hart defeated Matt Bentley and Chris Sabin when Teddy Hart pinned Bentley after a backslide in 0:15:37. Rating: **** (Teddy Hart retained the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Teddy Hart steps to the outside, taking his Cruiserweight Title Belt and walking to the back. Bentley doesn't look too happy, as Teddy Hart remains the champion due to faking a head injury for most of the match and then scoring the pin out of nowhere. Coming up next, the Main Event. Fatal Four Way Match for the International Title. Miles Stylish defends against three handpicked opponents from New Jack. Glory continues after the break.
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"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top plays and the crowd boos as Miles Stylish makes his way down to the ring. Stylish will compete as part of the Gold Rush Tournament, this Sunday at Gold Rush, as he faces off against AJ Styles in that first round match. Stylish plays to the crowd but he may have his back against the wall. Jerry Lynn managed to get past his challenge earlier but it is very foolish to assume that lightning will strike twice. Stylish takes off the International Title Belt and hands it to the referee.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and the crowd gives some boos as Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring. Daniels will face off against Rapmaster Killings as part of the first round of the Gold Rush Tournament, but tonight, Daniels has a chance for the third time in his NAWA career to capture the International Title.
"Phenominal" plays and the crowd gives some cheers as AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring. Styles steps into the ring, staring down his Gold Rush First Round Match Opponent, Miles Stylish.
"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring plays and out comes Raven. The Xtreme Champion is the fourth man in this fatal four way match for the NAWA International Title. Raven drops the Xtreme Title Belt on the ramp, as Raven will also be part of the Gold Rush Tournament, as he faces off against CM Punk this Sunday. Raven enters the ring and the bell rings, kicking off this match.
Fatal Four Way Match for the NAWA International Title: AJ Styles vs Raven vs Christopher Daniels vs Miles Stylish(c)
Styles attacks Daniels, battering him with chops as Raven punches away at Stylish. Raven grabs Stylish and rams him into the corner before delivering a knee to the chest. AJ Styles whips Daniels into the ropes and flipping dropkick brings Daniels down. Styles backs off and elbow to the chest. Styles lifts up Daniels and knee to the midsection. Irish whip into the ropes. Clothesline takes Daniels down. Raven chokes Stylish in the corner before gripping him in a snap mare and bringing Stylish down into a snap mare. Dropkick to the back of the head. Raven lifts up Stylish and forearm to the chest. Raven whips Stylish into the ropes and knee to the midsection. Raven drives an elbow down across the back of the head. Raven hooks Stylish and running bulldog takes Stylish down to the cnavas.
Styles attacks Raven from behind, battering him with punches. Irish whip into the corner. Styles charges in but Raven drops down and Styles hits the corner side first. Raven jabs away at Styles before hooking him. Vertical suplex takes Styles down. Raven batters Styles with some stomps before bringing him up. Elbow driven down across the head but Daniels spins Raven around and jab to the chest. Raven is doubled over and Daniels blasts Raven with chops. Daniels whips Raven into the corner. Daniels charges in but Raven gets the foot up to the face. Daniels staggers around, right into a spinning headscissors from Stylish. Stylish runs up the buckles, blasting Raven with punches but gets caught with an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline.
Raven backs up and kneedrop down across the chest of Stylish. Raven lifts up Stylish and irish whip into the ropes. Kick to the midsection and Evenflow attempt but Stylish hi tails it to the floor. Raven turns around, RIGHT INTO THE STYLIN' DDT FROM AJ STYLES. Styles just took Raven down out ofnowhere and covers hooking the leg but Raven kicks out at two. Styles lifts up Raven and whip into the ropes. Styles charges into the corner and shoulder to the midsection of Raven. Styles brings Raven to the top rope, and pounds away at Raven. Styles climbs up with Raven and hooks him but Daniels puts his head between the legs of Styles. STACKED SUPERPLEX BRINGS RAVEN DOWN HARD INTO THE CANVAS. Raven twitches in pain but Stylish slides into the ring and covers Raven but Daniels breaks up the cover at two.
Daniels batters Stylish with a pair of jabs. Daniels scoops up Stylish and slams him down. Daniels climbs to the outside. Slingshot in and legdrop across the chest. Cover hooking the leg and two count. Hoisted up is Stylish and whip into the corner. Spin kick to the chest of Stylish knocks him down to the canvas. Daniels turns around but AJ Styles is on the top rope. Missile dropkick knocks Daniels down to the canvas. Styles lifts up Daniels and forearms across the chest. Irish whip and Daniels flies chest first into the corner. PELE KICK KNOCKS DANIELS FOR A LOOP. Daniels staggers around before flopping facefirst into the canvas. Styles rolls over Daniels and makes the cover hooking the leg but only scores a two count.
Styles lifts up Daniels and pounds away at him but Daniels goes low on Styles. Daniels grabs the arms of Styles. Angel's Wings is blocked and Styles trips out Daniels. Catapault sends Daniels into the corner. Styles kicks Daniels in the midsection and hoists him up into the crucifix postion. Crucifix power bomb into a DDT. Styles is about to cover but Raven knees Styles from behind and punches away. Raven whips Styles into the ropes and clothesline brings him down. Raven steps to the top rope. Raven leaps off and clothesline from the top rope. Raven covers but only a two count. Raven lifts up Styles and snap mare. Raven grips Styles and rear naked choke is applied. Raven is attempting to sap the life out of AJ Styles choking him out. Stylish quickly covers a downed Daniels in the background but only gets a nearfall.
Raven breaks the RNC on Styles and goes after Stylish, catching him with a kick. More kicks and Raven whips Stylish into the corner. Charging into the corner and elbow to the head. Raven climbs behind Stylish. Leaping off and knee from the top rope, driving Stylish facefirst into the canvas. Raven rolls over Stylish and covers hooking the leg but only scores a two count. Up goes Stylish and punches to the midsection. Evenflow DDT set up but Daniels jabs Raven in the throat. Daniels hooks the arms of Raven and ANGEL'S WINGS BRINGS RAVEN INTO THE CANVAS. Daniels is stunned but Stylish kicks Daniels a couple of times from behind and crosses the arms across the chest. LAS VEGAS NIGHTMARE RELEASE BRINGS DANIELS DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD. Stylish looks about ready to cover but Styles kicks Stylish and lifts him up but Stylish fights the attempted Styles Clash and rolls Styles into a pinning predicament, scoring a two count.
Styles fights Stylish back up and back into the position for the Styles Clash. STYLES CLASH DROPS STYLISH FLAT ONTO HIS FACE. The champion is prone all AJ has to do is cover but Raven attacks Styles from behind before he can make the cover. Raven lifts up Styles and backbreaker brings Styles down. Raven lifts up Styles and knee to the midsection. Raven hooks Styles around the head and EVENFLOW DDT DROPS STYLES ONTO THE CANVAS. All Raven has to do is cover but DANIELS CATCHES RAVEN WITH AN AXEHANDLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. Chops from Daniels and Daniels puts Raven on the top rope. Daniels climbs up with Raven and punches away on him. Jab to the throat of Raven as Daniels has Raven set up. DEATH FROM ABOVE OFF THE TOP ROPE. Raven has just been impacted into the canvas hard with that Super Sunsetflip Power Bomb!
All four men are down, whomever gets on the pin first, could very well win the match. Daniels is dazed and confused but Stylish rolls an arm over the chest of Raven and SCORES THE PIN! Daniels could not cover on that Death from Above but Stylish did. Stylish remains International Champion.
Four Corners Match: Miles Stylish defeated Christopher Daniels, Raven and AJ Styles when M. Stylish defeated Raven via pinfall in 0:15:38. Rating: *** 3/4 (Miles Stylish retained the NAWA International Title.)
Stylish has outsmarted the system, he goes into the Gold Rush Tournament still holding the International Title. Stylish rolls to the ring with the bell as Daniels doesn't look pleased at Stylish taking the win. We are out of time, see you Sunday!