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We cut in to Dan Marion standing by the side of the wheel of misfortune in the backstate area which is spinning slowly.
Dan Marion: The wheel of misfortune spins and spins, what match will it come up for you. Only time will tell, as tonight, the wheel will decide the stipulation for nine matches tonight on Glory. NAWA Glory is up next.
We are live on Glory, for Decmeber 11 2003(also airing internationally this weekend in some markets in Great Britain, Austrailia, France, Germany and six months from now in Japan among other countries). Tonight the very face of StarClash could be changed with our big double main event. Jerry Lynn will defend his NAWA International Title against Raven and Harry Harris faces off against Christopher Daniels for the Championship of the World.The wheel shall choose the stipulation. Also Ron Waterman vs Michael Shane for the NAWA Television Title, Petey Williams vs The Gambler, and Harry Smith vs CM Punk, all picked by the Wheel of Misfortune.
Dan Marion is standing by the wheel.
Marion: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my unfortunate duty to announce the latest match in the feud that never dies, The Backyard Dudes and the French Revolution. Now since none of these five men have the mental compacity to figure out how this wheel works, I shall spin it.
Marion spins the wheel and it lands on...Pinata Scramble Challenge? Of course the most idiotic match on the wheel is for the most idiotic match of the night.
Marion: Ladies and Gentlemen I shall explain the rules for this match. Each team with have a pinata, they must hang from a pole from the two neutral corners. This is Tornado Rules because let's face it, chaos may make this match slightly more interesting and raise it from crap to slightly crap. And each man will get a big stick to whack each other with to prevent their opponents from hanging their pinata. That's it I believe.
We see the poles from the ring and we have a table out the outside of the ring which has the pinatas. One of the pinatas is colorful, that would be the Backyard Dudes' pinata. One of them is black and white and quite evil looking, that is the pinata of the French Revolution.
The Evil French Horn Theme of Death plays and out comes the French Revolution. Pierre Marquette and Lord Napoleon are going to competing in this match. Jacques Strap is not here this evening, something to do about getting his head stuck in a toilet or something like that. The referee presents the big wooden sticks the the French Revolution, they can use these in this match to prevent the Backyard Dudes from hanging their pinata from one of those poles.
"The Backyard Dudez Paradize, LOL" plays and out comes the Backyard Dudes. Twizted Youth and F.R.E.D come out to the ring. F.R.E.D has a cooler of something. F.R.E.D enters the ring and Twizted Youth runs around the ring like a goofball. F.R.E.D gets handed his stick and the referee tosses the stick to Twizted Youth. The bell rings and this match is underway.
Pinata Scramble Challenge: The French Revolution vs the Backyard Dudes
Lord Napoleon rushes F.R.E.D and taps him lightly on the foot with the big stick. F.R.E.D bounces up in the air and clutches his leg. Nappy grabs the leg and drops an elbow down on it. F.R.E.D responds by selling the leg that didn't get hit. Pierre Marquette is to the outside but Twizted Youth has his stick and he twirls it and accidentally whacks himself in the face. Twizted Youth throws his stick at Pierre and Three Stooges Eye Poke, well in theory, as he got no where near the eyes and he poked air about six inches to the side of the head. Pierre sells anyway and Twizted Youth climbs to the apron. Youth does a moonsault of some sort but he misses completely, nearly breaking his neck. Lord Napoleon goes for an elbow but F.R.E.D ducks. F.R.E.D reaches into his tights and pulls out the red blanket. F.R.E.D waves it at Nappy, yelling: "Torro, Torro, Torro" Napoleon charges like an idioit and he hits the pole. F.R.E.D reaches into the pants of Youth and GETS HIM A WEDGIE!
Napoleon clutches his back in pain from that deadly wedgie but Pierre Marquette has his pinata and he attempts to climb up the pull but F.R.E.D throws the blanket over the head of Pierre. Pierre stumbles around, trips, and falls off the pole. F.R.E.D waits on Napoleon to come around and SPITS SALSA IN HIS EYES. A little salsa mist to the eyes of Napoleon. Twizted Youth swings the stick and misses completely. F.R.E.D reaches into his cooler and pulls out a burrito. Napoleon is on the floor and he grabs the pinata of the Backyard Dudes. He can't see do to getting salsa in his eyes. Napoleon is climbing the pole and Pierre is trying to inform him of his mistake but F.R.E.D crouches down behind the back of Pierre and TWIZTED YOUTH SHOVES HIM OVER THE BACK. F.R.E.D stuffs the burrito into the mouth of Pierre to shut him up and Napoleon hangs the wrong pinata, giving the Backyard Dudes the win.
Pinata Scramble Challenge: Twisted Youth and Fernado Romero Entonio Dominic defeated Pierre Marquette and Lord Napoleon in 0:03:33. Rating: -**
Pierre has the stick. WHACK TO F.R.E.D. WHACK TO TWIZTED YOUTH. Pierre picks up Twizted Youth and tosses him to the floor. Pierre puts Twizted Youth on the table at ringside and elbow to the chest. Pierre puts F.R.E.D in a rear waistlock and drops him onto the chest of Twizted Youth and onto the table, which doesn't break. Pierre shrugs and just walks off.
Shawn Stasiak-Scott Hall. When we come back on Glory.
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Dan Marion is standing backstage with Scott Hall and Shawn Stasiak, along with Vince Russo.
Marion: I am standing by with the two wrestlers in this next match. Shawn Stasiak and Scott Hall. Due to a coin toss during the break, Scott Hall will get to spin the wheel.
Hall walks up to the ring and spins the wheel. The wheel spins around and lands on a blindfold match.
Marion: Who in their right mind would want to see a blindfold match? Those usually suck. Anyway, Scott Hall has the advantage due to being drunk half the time and having his vision obscured due to alcholic allusions.
Hall: Nah, chico, I've been sober since I've lost that stipulation match.
Marion: Sure you are, and Twizted Youth is a great technical wrestler.
Hall gives Marion a look as he walks off.
"Too Sexy" plays and out comes Shawn Stasiak along with Vince Russo. Russo enters the ring and protests to the referee about the hood that he is putting on Stasiak. Stasiak will not be able to see with the hood on. Vince Russo takes Stasiak's tag team title belt to the floor.
"Ready or Not" by the Fugees plays and out comes Scott Hall to cheers from the crowd. Scott Hall enters the ring and plays the crowd before getting fitted for his hood. The hood is on and the bell rings starting off this match.
Blindfold Match: Shawn Stasiak(w/Vince Russo) vs Scott Hall
Let's face it. There isn't much to talk about in this match. It is mostly Hall getting the crowd to tell him where Stasiak is and Russo trying to cancel out the crowd on the floor. Hall gets his hands on Stasiak towards the end and roughs him up with punches. Russo runs interference and Stasiak grabs Russo, thinking he is Hall. Full Nelson applied to Russo and Russo is shaken like a ragdoll. Hall rolls up Stasiak from behind to get the pin. Not your mat classic for sure but the crowd got into it.
Blindfold Match: Scott Hall pinned Shawn Stasiak after a roll up in 0:05:14. Rating: DUD
Scott Hall gets the win as Stasiak pulls off his hood and looks horrified that he attacked his manager and locked him in that ultra deadly finishing move, the Full Nelson.
We cut to the a pre taped promo with bagpipes playing. Rowdy Roddy Piper steps into the camera.
Piper: Good evening fans of the New Age Wrestling Alliance. The Hot Rod is back for more wrestling action and at StarClash, I will referee because no one else seems to have the guts to do so. Harry Harris-Jerry Lynn belt for belt. The NAWA International Championship is on the line against the only true World Championship in the wrestling world, the NAWA World Title Belt. They will fight till the finish. No Holds Barred, that's how the Hot Rod likes it. I will not enforce any rules, I will stand back and let these two fight and then count the pinfall or call the submission. There will be no turning back now, the score needs to be settled and the Hot Rod is going to be there to make sure that the score is settled.
With that we fade out to a
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We are backstage with Dan Marion standing backstage with the Gambler and Petey Williams.
Dan Marion: The next match tonight on the Wheel of Misfortune is going to be the Gambler facing off against Petey Williams in a return match from two weeks ago on NAWA Glory. Last time, the Gambler got lucky by not becoming a permanent part of the canvas with the most spectacular move in wrestling today, the Canadian Destroyer but tonight, I feel that your fifteen minutes are up, Gambler.
Gambler: Yeah whatever. I have seen you over the past couple of weeks, you only exist to cause trouble and to belittle the fan favorites of the New Age Wrestling Alliance...
Dan Marion: Hey, it isn't my fault the fans can't apperciate good talent and have to cheer all the pathetic wrestlers and boo all the true great athletes in the New Age Wrestling Alliance. I have to correct their beliefs and make sure they see the error in their ways. Than again this is the same profession that made Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Bill Goldberg top wrestling stars and they never had an ounce of talent between them. Anyway, Petey, you won the coin toss during the last commercial break so you can spin the wheel of misfortune.
Petey grabs the wheel and spins it around and around and it comes up on bodybag match.
Marion: Wow a bodybag match, which is approiate for this match as if the fans had any sense Gambler, they would see that the only thing that your wrestling ability rivals is the dead.
Gambler: Keep pushing it Marion and you will see the extent of my wrestling ability.
Marion: Yes the extent of your ability that beat Barry Horowitz about five thousand times and everyone has beaten Barry Horowitz. I think you beat the Backyard Dudes before, an eighty year old woman with a bad back can beat the Backyard Dudes. You beat Lord Napoleon, see the comment I made about the Backyard Dudes and insert some snide ass remark about the French. You beat a washed up hack in Shane Douglas who is sleeping in some cardboard box tonight since he lost his job last week. You beat Shawn Stasiak, Mike Sanders, and Lenny Lane, but they are mid level talents at best even through they are smart enough not to cater to the idiotic fans and I respect them for their accomplishments, which is more than I can say for you Gambler. You lost to Miles Stylish, Jerry Lynn, Christopher Daniels and pretty much every real wrestler you competed again and tonight, you will lose once again to one of the best young talents in wrestling today, Petey Williams. Thank you, good day, let's get down to the ring for the next match.
We fade back to the arena as "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and Petey Williams comes to the ring. At StarClash it will be Petey Williams and Jack Evans facing off against "The Phenominal" AJ Styles and the Gambler in tag team action. That match could very well be the sleeper match of the night at StarClash. Petey raises his hands in the air to boos from the crowd.
"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays and out comes the Gambler from the back. The winner of this match will be the first wrestler to stuff his opponent in that bodybag that is hooked to one of the turnbuckles. No countouts, no disqualifications, no pinfalls, no submissions, no time limit. The Gambler pumps his fist up in the air as the bell rings kicking off this Bodybag Match.
Bodybag Match: Petey Williams vs the Gambler
They lock up and Petey Williams takes the Gambler down with an armdrag. They circle each other and lock up and the Gambler goes behind with a hammerlock, slaps the hair of Petey a bit and runs him chest first into the corner. Petey grabs onto the ropes and the Gambler cleanly breaks it. The Gambler spins him around and forearm across the chest. Another couple of forearms bouncing off the chest. The Gambler whips Petey into the ropes and high back body drop. Petey lands hard and the Gambler catches Petey with a single leg pick up as he comes up to his feet. The Gambler grips the leg and spinning toe hold. The Gambler stomps in on the hold. Petey struggles against the grip of the Gambler and the Gambler lets go of the hold. The Gambler picks up Petey Williams and whips him into the ropes. The Gambler takes Petey down with a shoulderblock.
Petey rolls to the floor attempting to get an advantage of the Gambler and the Gambler follows him, grabs him around the hair and attempts to ram him into the guardrail but Petey blocks it. Petey rams the Gambler headfirst into the guardrail. The chest of the Gambler is stinged with a couple of brutal chops. Petey backs off and takes a running start. Petey leaps onto the stairs and into the Gambler with a shoulderblock, knocking him backwards. Petey grabs the Gambler and rolls him back into the ring. Petey enters the ring and pulls the Gambler into a short arm clothesline. Petey backs off and kneedrop driven down across the chest of the Gambler. Petey picks up the Gambler and chop to the chest. Petey whips the Gambler off into the ropes and running jumping forearm smash knocks the Gambler down to his back.
Petey waits on the Gambler and decks him with an European Uppercut. Another European Uppercut and Petey Williams whips the Gambler off into the ropes. Petey Williams fires a knee to the midsection and goes behind the Gambler, putting him in a side waistlock and lifting him up and driving him down with a backbreaker. Petey drops the Gambler and walks over to the turnbuckle, unhooking the bodybag. Petey has the bodybag in hand and the Gambler sits up, so Petey belts him in the face with some kicks. Petey backs off and jumping neck snap, snapping the head of the Gambler forward. Petey picks up the Gambler and hooks him, vertical suplex taking him down. Petey unzips the bodybag and attempts to put the Gambler in but the Gambler rolls out before Petey can zip him in.
Petey is back on the attack, chops to the chest of the Gambler. Petey whips the Gambler into the corner. Petey does a handspring and spikes the Gambler in the chest with an elbow. Petey grabs the Gambler around the head and takes him down to the canvas with a running bulldog. The Gambler is on the canvas and Petey Williams steps to the outside. Petey leaps in and down across the back of the head of the Gambler with a slingshot legdrop. Petey is rolling the Gambler into the bodybag. Petey is zipping up the bodybag but he only zips it halfway before the Gambler manages to roll out. The Gambler ends up on the floor and Petey Williams rushes the Gambler and LEAPS AT HIM WITH A TOPE SUICIDA. The Gambler crashes hard into the guardrail and Petey Williams is also hurt due to clipping his shoulder on the rail.
Petey lifts up the Gambler and rolls him back into the ring. Petey climbs to the top rope and leaps off the top rope, taking the Gambler down to the canvas with a front missile dropkick. Petey kips up and gets boos from the crowd. Petey lifts up the Gambler and shoves him into the corner. Pair of shoulders to the midsection of the Gambler. Petey hooks the Gambler and snaps him over with a Northern Lights Suplex. Petey hangs onto the Gambler and snaps him over with another Northern Lights Suplex. Petey hangs on and goes for a third but THE GAMBLER COUNTERS WITH A DDT! Petey is driven down onto his head. Both men are down and the Gambler is up. The Gambler waits on Petey Williams to get up. The Gambler punches away at Petey Williams and whips him into the ropes. The Gambler catches Petey with a clawhold. The Gambler sinks in the move for a couple of seconds before spinning Petey around and decking him down the Discus Punch.
Petey is on dream street and the Gambler kicks Petey in the midsection. A pair of rams into the turnbuckle. The Gambler whips Petey off into the ropes and high back body drop. The Gambler rushes Petey and shoulderblock to the side knocking Petey down to the canvas. The Gambler rushes Petey but Petey drops down and the Gambler flies over the top rope, getting his hand caught in the top rope in a hangman type move. Petey rushes the Gambler and dropkicks the ropes, causing the Gambler to become free and hit the floor with a sickening thud. Petey Williams picks up the Gambler and rams him into the ringpost. Petey tosses the Gambler back into the ring and sets up the bodybag. Petey has the Gambler in a standing headscissors and Canadian Destroyer NO THE GAMBLER COUNTERS WITH AN AIRPLANE SPIN!
The Gambler spins Petey around before dropping him facefirst down onto the canvas. The Gambler climbs to the top rope. The Gambler waits for Petey Williams to get up and leaps off the top rope with the Roulette Spin. The Gambler picks up Petey Williams and bodyslam in the bodybag. Petey stumbles around before falling into the bodybag. The Gambler zips up the bodybag and the bell is called for, giving the victory to the Gambler.
Bodybag Match: The Gambler defeated Petey Williams in 0:08:30. Rating: ** 3/4
The Gambler gets the win but Jack Evans enters the ring and leaps off the top rope. Missile Dropkick from behind to the Gambler. Jack Evans kneels down and unzips the bodybag, pulling Petey Williams out. Jack Evans rushes the Gambler and takes him down with a spinning leg lariat. Jack Evans picks up the Gambler and whips him into a boot from Petey. Petey grabs the Gambler in a standing headscissors and flips over. PETEY WILLIAMS DRIVES THE GAMBLER DOWN WITH THE CANADIAN DESTROYER! The Gambler stands up in the air on his head. Petey rolls the Gambler into the bodybag and Jack zips it up. Petey Williams and Jack Evans carries the prone body of the Gambler up the ramp. Petey and Jack give a toss and THROWS THE GAMBLER OFF THE RAMP. The Gambler was in that bodybag and he hit the concrete floor below with a thud. The Hart Foundation, the Next Generation are vile, sick, and sadistic. The Gambler has been taken out with that vicious assault. He won the match and paid dearly for it.
Coming up next: Michael Shane, Ron Waterman, The Television Championship on the line.
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Dan Marion is backstage with Ron Waterman, Michael Shane, and the wheel.
Marion: The following match is for the NAWA Television Championship and it may be the funeral of Michael Shane as he goes one on one with the undefeated Ron Waterman. For over fourteen months, Waterman has destroyed every wrestler in the NAWA and he has won the right to spin the Wheel of Misfortune. Have at it, Mr. Waterman.
Waterman spins the wheel around, and around and it lands on Ladder Match. Waterman walks off.
Marion: A ladder match, well Michael Shane's chances have been ungraded from no chance in a hell to a one in a million chance because you don't have to pin the guy, you have to knock him out and climb the ladder. Should be no sweat. Now let's get back to the ring and let the slaughter commence.
"The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays and out comes Ron Waterman with the NAWA Television Title Belt in hand, walking underneath the ladder in the rampway. Waterman enters the ring and hands the belt to the referee, who puts the belt on the hook from the wire and it raises up above the ring.
"Heartbreaker" by Led Zepplin plays and out comes Michael Shane. Michael Shane struts out and enters the ring to cheers. Shane enters the ring and the bell rings, kicking off this Television Title Ladder Match.
NAWA Television Title Ladder Match: Michael Shane vs Ron Waterman(c)
Shane jabs away at Ron Waterman but Waterman shrugs it all off and knees Michael Shane in the ribs. Waterman whips Michael Shane into the ropes and lifts him over his head. Waterman presses Shane before throwing him down to the canvas. Waterman rushes Shane and clothesline sending him three sixty into the air. Waterman drops an elbow down onto the chest of Michael Shane. Waterman picks up Michael Shane and headfirst into the buckle. Waterman whips Shane into the ropes and knee to the chest. Waterman drives an elbow down across the back of the head and Shane falls facefirst onto the canvas. Waterman steps on the small of the back of Michael Shane. Waterman waits on Shane to get up and Waterman grabs Shane in a double handed choke. Waterman tosses Shane into the corner. Shane collides with the corner backfirst and stumbles out into a clothesline.
Waterman waits for Michael Shane to get up and knee to the midsection. Waterman whips Michael Shane off into the ropes and lifts him up. Shane is driven down to the canvas with a swinging sidewalk slam. Shane splats on the canvas and Waterman drops a knee down across the chest of Shane. Ron Waterman lifts up Michael Shane and whips him into the ropes. Shane sails over the ropes and lands on the floor. Waterman takes a running start at Michael Shane and slides to the floor. Waterman grabs Michael Shane by the hair and headfirst into the ring steps. Shane is dazed and Waterman scoops up Michael Shane and slams him down on that very thin padding on the floor. Waterman picks up Shane and headfirst into the ring apron. Waterman scoops up Michael Shane and drops him chest first onto the guardrail. Shane wheezes, while clutching his chest.
Waterman rolls Michael Shane back into the ring and Waterman follows, punching away at Michael Shane. Waterman whips Michael Shane into the ropes and up and down with a high back body drop. Waterman catches Shane with a boot to the chest. Waterman picks up Michael Shane in a scoop and snaps him down to the canvas with a fallaway slam. Waterman rolls to the floor and grabs the ladder, snapping it in place. Waterman attempts to slide the ladder in but Michael Shane is up and he leaps onto the ladder, SNAPPING IT INTO THE JAW OF WATERMAN LIKE A SEE SAW! Waterman staggers back and Michael Shane takes a running start. Pescado takes Waterman down on the rampway. Shane backs up and double axe handle to the chest. Shane fires some stomps to the chest of Waterman and picks him up. Shane rams Waterman headfirst into the ringpost. Shane climbs behind Waterman and leaps off. BULLDOG DRIVING WATERMAN DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR.
Waterman is down and Michael Shane fires some kicks to the ribs. Shane drops an elbow down across the chest of Waterman. Shane fires a kick to the face as Waterman sits up. Shane climbs over the guardrail and takes a running start from the crowd. Shane leaps onto the guardrail and into Waterman with a clothesline, taking him down to the floor. Shane climbs up to the ring apron. Shane takes a running start from the ring apron and comes down onto Waterman with a splash. Waterman is stunned and Shane rolls into the ring. Shane is setting up the ladder in play. Shane is going to climb the ladder but Waterman is climbing back into the ring. Shane sees him out of the corner of his eye and leaps off the one fourth way point of the ladder and catches Waterman in the face with an elbowsmash, causing him to stagger backwards.
Michael Shane grabs the arm of Waterman and fires away with some jabs. Shane whips Waterman into the corner. Shane charges into the corner but Waterman gets the foot up to the face. Waterman kicks Shane in the midsection and puts him in a standing headscissors. Waterman lifts up Shane, going for a power bomb. Shane punches away and flips Waterman over onto his back, sending him crashing down to the canvas with a Frankensteiner. Shane backs up and dropkick to the back of the head. Shane picks up the ladder and folds it in half. Shane puts the ladder in the corner. Shane fires a forearm to the face of Waterman. Another forearm fired into the face of Ron Waterman. Shane grabs Waterman by the arm and attempts to whip him into the ladder but Waterman reverses and SHANE FLIES BACKFIRST INTO THE LADDER. The ladder and Shane are knocked over the top turnbuckle and all the way to the arena floor.
Waterman steps over the top rope and to the floor. Waterman picks up Michael Shane and rolls him back into the ring. Waterman picks up the ladder and tosses it into the ring, right onto Michael Shane. Waterman enters the ring and picks up Michael Shane. Waterman whips Michael Shane into the ropes and lifts him up. Waterman drills Shane with a vicious spinebuster. Waterman grips onto the legs of Shane and turns him over into a Boston Crab. Waterman is working over the legs and the back of Shane so he is slowed down if he tries to climb the ladder. Waterman keeps the hold on before breaking it. Waterman picks up Michael Shane by the hair and scoops him up. Waterman rushes forward and rams Shane into the corner spinefirst before snapping him over with a vicious fallaway slam. Shane hits the canvas hard.
Waterman picks up the ladder and sets it up in play right underneath the championship belt. Waterman is climbing to the belt but Michael Shane is up and Shane hammers the back of Waterman causing him to slide down the ladder. Shane chops Waterman. Shane fires another chop to Waterman but Waterman just shrugs it off and whips Shane off into the ropes. Waterman takes Shane down with a Yakuza Kick. Shane hits the canvas hard. Waterman picks up the ladder and puts it over his shoulder. Waterman waits for Shane to get up and Waterman rushes Shane, spearing him in the chest with the ladder to knock him down to the canvas. Shane wheezes and Waterman wedges the ladder in between the second and third ropes. Waterman picks up Shane and throws him into the corner. MICHAEL SHANE COLLIDES BACKFIRST WITH THE SIDE OF THE LADDER!
Shane stumbles out and Waterman knees Shane in the ribs and hooks him in a gutwrench. Waterman lifts up Shane and brings him down across the knee with a gutbuster. Waterman waits on Shane to get up to his feet and forearm across the chest. Waterman whips Shane into the ropes and lifts him over his head. Waterman pumps Shane up and down before driving him down with a running powerslam. Waterman sets up the ladder. Waterman is climbing the ladder, going for the Television Championship but Michael Shane climbs up the other side of the ladder and punches away at Ron Waterman. Shane grabs Waterman around the head and SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER OFF THE LADDER DRIVING BOTH MICHAEL SHANE AND RON WATERMAN DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Both men are down from hitting the canvas hard from that move.
Shane pulls himself up and leaping kneedrop to the chest of Waterman. Shane picks up the ladder and jabs it into the chest of Waterman. Shane folds the ladder over the leg of Waterman and backs off. Shane stomps the ladder, closing it on the leg of Waterman. Waterman recoils in pain. Shane is trying to take the legs out from underneath the bigger man. Shane leaps up and elbowdrops the ladder, once again shutting it down onto the leg of Waterman. Shane rolls to the floor and grabs a steel chair. Waterman is up and Shane decks Waterman in the leg with the chair. Waterman is doubled over and SHANE BLASTS WATERMAN OVER THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Shane picks up the ladder and sets it up. Shane is climbing up that ladder. Inch by inch he is climbing up but one of the steps of the ladder break causing Shane to drop down off of the ladder.
Shane is not too pleased and he kicks the ladder in frustration. Shane rushes Waterman and dropkick to the side of the head as he attempts to get up. Shane rolls to the outside and goes underneath the ring. Shane has pulled out the standby ladder, because the other one broke. Shane also pulls two tables from underneath the ring. Waterman rolls to the floor and forearm to the back of the head of Michael Shane. Waterman picks up Shane and whips him into the guardrail. Waterman rolls Shane back into the ring. Waterman steps over the ropes but SHANE KICKS THE TOP ROPE CROTCHING WATERMAN. Shane cues the band and Sweet Shane Music knocking Ron Waterman to the floor. Shane climbs up to the top rope and leaps off. PICTURE PERFECT ELBOWDROP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR ON RON WATERMAN!
Waterman is down and Shane slides the standby ladder into the ring. Shane sets the ladder up. Shane is climbing up the ladder. Shane is climbing up that ladder, inch by inch. Shane is halfway up and Waterman is pulling himself up. Waterman enters the ring and Shane is three quarters of the way up towards the championship belt. Waterman is in the ring and shot to the back of Michael Shane. Waterman fires another shot to the back and hooks the arms of Michael Shane. WATERMAN BRINGS SHANE OFF THE LADDER WITH A CRUCIFIX POWER BOMB. Shane hits the canvas hard. Waterman pulls himself up and Waterman picks up Shane and slap to the chest. Waterman sets the broken ladder up in the corner and attempts to whip Shane into it but Shane puts the breaks on and climbs halfway up. Shane moonsaults off the ladder onto a standing Waterman.
Shane punches away at Ron Waterman, blasting him with shot after shot to the face. Shane pulls himself up and leaping stomp to the chest of Waterman. Shane drops a knee down across the chest of Ron Waterman. Shane picks up Ron Waterman and hooks him. Shane takes Waterman over with a snap suplex. Shane picks up the good ladder and sets it up in the turnbuckle in play. Shane is climbing up that ladder. Shane is climbing inch by inch up that ladder. Shane hooks to the heavens and leaps off the ladder. DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF RON WATERMAN WITH A PICTURE PERFECT ELBOWDROP. Waterman is dead weight and Shane has the ladder set up, pulling it underneath the title. Shane is climbing the ladder. Shane is climbing towards the Television Championship belt. Waterman could very well suffer his first defeat. The streak could be over but WATERMAN GRABS ONTO THE FOOT OF MICHAEL SHANE. Waterman has risen from the dead.
Waterman attempts to jerk Shane off the ladder but Shane catches Waterman with a kick to the face, sending him back. Shane delivers a twisting clothesline off the ladder, knocking Waterman down. Shane rolls to the outside and grabs one of the tables, sliding it into the ring. Shane sets up the table in play. Shane lifts up Waterman and facefirst into the table. Shane sets Waterman up on the table and climbs the ladder. Shane is climbing to the top of the ladder, in attempt to drive Waterman through the table but WATERMAN RUSHES UP THE LADDER. Shane attempts to fight him off but Waterman is having none of that. Waterman scoops Shane up and TAKES HIM OFF THE LADDER WITH THE RELEASE WATER BOMB, DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE. Shane is dead in the splintered wood and Waterman grabs the belt easily, to retain the title.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Ladder Match: Ron Waterman defeated Michael Shane in 0:15:11. Rating: *** 1/4 (Ron Waterman retained the NAWA Television Title.)
Waterman gets the win but the crowd is booing. Miles Stylish enters the ring and picks up the chair lying in the ring. STYLISH CRACKS THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF WATERMAN. Stylish picks up Waterman on his shoulders and LAS VEGAS TRAUMA ONTO THE CHAIR! Stylish rolls to the outside and picks up the table, setting it up. Stylish enters the ring and punches away at Waterman. Stylish throws Waterman over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Stylish climbs out and chops to Waterman. Stylish puts Waterman on his shoulders and LAS VEGAS TRAUMA OFF THE RING APRON THROUGH THAT TABLE! Ron Waterman is DEAD!! Stylish picks up the Television Title Belt and walks off with it. Stylish has stolen Waterman's belt and it doesn't look like Waterman is going to be able to get up to do anything about it.
Coming up Next: AJ Styles-Miles Stylish. Glory returns after this.
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We are once again backstage with Dan Marion along with AJ Styles, Miles Stylish and the wheel.
Marion: I am backstage with the alledged phenominal AJ Styles and his opponent, someone who really is phenominal, Miles Stylish. This match should be great because Miles Stylish is the greatest wrestler since Jumbo Tsuruta. Now, Styles, you have won the right to spun the wheel due to a coin toss during the commerical break so it's time to spin the Wheel of Misfortune.
Styles spins the wheel and it lands on, Strap Match.
Marion: A strap match. A very exciting match in my opinion. Nothing better than having a wrestler whip the hell out of each other with leather and then drag his limp body to all four corners for the victory. Back to ringside for more NAWA action on Glory.
"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top plays and out comes Miles Stylish with the stolen NAWA Television Title Belt around his waist. Stylish enters the ring and holds the belt over his head. Stylish gets the boos from the crowd. Ron Waterman has suffered cracked ribs in that attack from Miles Stylish as well as a concussion, we understand. Waterman is not in the building anymore so Stylish doesn't have to worry about getting that beating avenged right now. Stylish gets on the microphone.
Stylish: Your New Age Wrestling Alliance World Television Champion is in the house. Now, I know you want to see a title match but unfortunately this match will be a non-title match due to AJ Styles not cracking the top ten Television Title Contenders. I will prove once again tonight on Glory why I am the supreme wrestling being and no one is going to stand in my way of being the best damn wrestler in the New Age Wrestling Alliance, period. As for Ron Waterman, well Waterman, if you have the guts after what I did tonight, come to StarClash, enter the cage with me, and I will show you what a savage beating is. I will even put my Television Title on the line. So get out AJ Styles so I can whip him like the dog he is and drag him around the ring, causing him to suffer utter and total humilation.
Stylish grabs the microphone. "Phenominal" plays and out comes AJ Styles to cheers from the fans. Styles enters the ring and the referee is hooking the strap to Miles Stylish. The referee now walks over and hooks the strap to AJ Styles. The referee calls for the bell, beginning this strap match.
Strap Match: AJ Styles vs Miles Stylish
Lock up and AJ Styles takes Miles down to the canvas with a hiptoss. AJ Styles whips Stylish into the ropes and back elbow smash takings him down. Stylish is on the other side of the ring and Styles yanks the strap, pulling Stylish into a clothesline. AJ Styles bounces off the ropes and senton backsplash to the chest of Miles Stylish. AJ Styles whips Styles into the ropes but Stylish slides to the floor, yanking on the strap. AJ Styles gets crotched on the bottom rope as a result! Miles wraps his forearm in some of the strap and blasts Styles upside the head with the strap. Another leather loaded forearm. A couple more and Styles is hurt. Miles enters the ring and wraps the strap around the neck of AJ Styles before taking him down to the canvas with a snap mare. Miles Stylish catches AJ Styles with a dropkick from behind.
Miles Stylish picks up Styles and kick to the chest. Another kick to the chest. Stylish whips Styles off into the ropes and leg lariat knocking him down. Stylish picks up AJ Styles and shoves him into the corner. Shoulder to the midsection of AJ Styles. Stylish whips AJ Styles into the ropes and spins around the head, taking him down to the canvas with a spinning headscissors. Stylish leaps to the middle of the top rope and springboard split legged moonsault onto the chest of AJ Styles. Stylish wraps the strap around the wrists of Styles and drags him to the first corner. Stylish tags the turnbuckle. Stylish is dragging AJ Styles to the second corner but AJ Styles scissors his legs around the bottom rope, preventing Stylish from moving him into that second corner to tag it.
Stylish releases his grip and fires some stomps onto the chest of AJ Styles. Stylish whips AJ Styles into the ropes and takes him down with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Stylish fires a couple of knees to the side of Styles, wounding the Phenominal One. Stylish picks up the leather strap and doubles it over. STYLISH CRACKKS THE STRAP OVER THE BACK OF AJ STYLES, WHIPPING HIM WITH IT! Stylish grabs onto the strap again and whips AJ Styles halfway into the ropes before pulling him back with the strap into a Frankensteiner. Stylish wraps the leather strap around his fist and pummels AJ Styles with it, opening a cut above his eye. Stylish picks up AJ Styles and rams him into the turnbuckle. Stylish climbs up behind AJ Styles and wraps the strap around his neck. Stylish puts his knee behind the head of AJ Styles before driving him down facefirst into the canvas. Styles lands with a sickening crunch.
Stylish picks up AJ Styles up, wrapping the strap around his neck, and situating their bodies back to back. Stylish is dragging AJ Styles towards the first corner like a dog. Stylish tags the first buckle. Stylish walks over to the second turnbuckle. Stylish tags the second turnbuckle. Stylish is walking over but Styles is blocking it. Styles twists his body and shoulder to the midsection to Miles. Another shoulder but Stylish shoves him off and doubles over the strap. Stylish cracks the strap across the chest of AJ Styles as he comes off, raising a welt on it. Stylish blasts AJ Styles in the chest with a series of chops. Stylish whips AJ Styles off into the ropes and spins around the head. Stylish plants AJ Styles headfirst into the canvas with a vicious backspin DDT. Stylish gives the signal. Stylish picks up AJ Styles on his shoulders, going for the Las Vegas Trauma, NO STYLES COUNTERS WITH A SWINGING DDT. Stylish has been dumped on his head.
Styles pulls himself up and chops away at the chest of Miles Stylish. Styles whips Stylish into the ropes and takes him up and down with a high back body drop. Styles sends Miles on the rebound with a pair of armdrags and a spinning leg lariat. Styles waits on Stylish to get up and Styles blasts Miles with a kick to the back of the head causing him to drop to his knees. Styles wraps the strap around the body of Miles and drags him into the corner. That's one buckle tagged. Miles blocks AJ Styles from hitting any more buckles and AJ Styles blasts Miles with forearm after forearm. AJ Styles whips Miles into the buckles but Miles reverses. Styles rushes up the buckles and takes Miles down to the canvas with a Stylin' DDT. Miles crashes into the canvas hard.
AJ Styles steps over the bottom rope and leaps to the middle of the top rope. AJ Styles leaps down onto Miles Stylish with a springboard 450 Splash. AJ Styles lifts Miles Stylish up to his feet and chop to the chest. Another chop to the chest. AJ Styles whips Miles Stylish off into the ropes and goes for a Frankensteiner no Stylish counters with a power bomb no it is turned into a sunset flip. AJ Styles has Miles turned over, in position for the Styles Clash but Miles wraps the strap around the leg of AJ Styles and jerks backwards causing Styles to hit his head on the bottom buckle. Stylish picks up AJ Styles and to the shoulders. Las Vegas Trauma. Stylish wraps the strap around the throat of AJ Styles and drags him to the first buckle. That's one. Stylish drags AJ Styles to the second buckle. That's two. Stylish drags AJ Styles to the third buckle. That's three. Stylish drags AJ Styles to the final buckle and tags it, giving him the victory.
Strap Match: Miles Stylish defeated AJ Styles in 0:08:14. Rating: *** 1/4
Miles Stylish leaves the ring with the victory. AJ Styles is laid out in the arena, clutching his throat from getting yanked around the ring by the strap with it.
Harry Smith, CM Punk. Glory returns after these messages.
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Dan Marion is backstage with CM Punk, Harry Smith, and the wheel.
Marion: So I am standing by with CM Punk and Harry Smith to decide the next match. Before we get on with the wheel spinning, I must ask Mr. Punk, how does it feel to get another title shot to choke on?
Punk: Don't push it Marion.
Marion: I never attend to choker er I mean CM. Now proving that CM Punk can't win any match, winning that number one contenders match on a fluke because his opponents could not prepare due to the Gambler getting lucky and knocking out Jack Evans, not even a coin toss as Harry Smith will spin the Wheel of Misfortune to decide our next match.
Harry Smith grabs the wheel and it spins around landing on...Taped Fist Match.
Marion: Taped fist match. I have no witty comments to make about this match. Let's get down to the ring for more NAWA action.
With that we fade out to the arena for the next match.
"Take My Breath Away" by Berlin plays and out comes Harry Smith along with the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart has that nose guard on his face still and will be facing CM Punk at StarClash for the NAWA Cruiserweight Title. Harry Smith allows the referee to tape both his hands for this next match.
"A Call for Blood" by Hatebreed plays and out comes CM Punk. Punk steps into the ring and the referee walks over to him, taping up his hands. The bell rings kicking off this match.
Taped Fist Match: Harry Smith(w/Teddy Hart) vs CM Punk
Lock up and CM Punk shoves him off and jabs away at Harry Smith. Punk whips Smith into the ropes and takes him down with a big roundhouse right. Punk grips Smith in a headlock and a punch to the face. Smith rolls to the ring to regroup as the punches will wear you down faster due to the taped fist. Punk slides to the outside and catches Harry Smith from behind with a baseball slide. Punk grips Smith from behind by the hair. Punk slams Harry Smith headfirst into the ring apron. Punk rolls Harry Smith back into the ring and attempts to follow him in but Teddy Hart grabs onto the foot of Punk. Punk kicks Teddy Hart off to the face, causing him to fall off into the guardrail. Harry Smith catches Punk with a shoulder to the midsection. Smith hooks Punk and brings him back into the ring with a suplex. Smith covers hooking the leg and gets a two count.
Harry Smith picks up Punk and drives an elbow down to the back of the head. Harry Smith whips CM Punk into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. Harry Smith backs up and drops a leg down across the chest of CM Punk. Harry Smith picks up CM Punk and punches him in the face. Another couple of punches to the face and Harry Smith whips CM Punk into the corner. Harry Smith decks Punk from behind with a clothesline. Harry Smith backs up and Teddy Hart reaches into the ring, choking CM Punk on the bottom rope. Smith backs up and knee to the back of the head of CM Punk. Harry Smith hooks CM Punk and takes him over with a belly to back suplex. Harry Smith puts CM Puin in a chinlock, leaning forward, digging the chin of CM Punk into his chest.
CM Punk pushes himself up to his feet and turns his body, blasting Smith in the stomach with a couple of elbows. CM Punk shoves Harry Smith off into the ropes and Smith comes back, taking CM Punk down with a shoulderblock. Harry Smith waits on CM Punk and jabs him in the chest. CM Punk is doubled over and Harry Smith grabs CM Punk around the head. Harry Smith takes CM Punk down with a reverse neckbreaker. Harry Smith covers hooking the leg, getting two. Harry Smith picks up CM Punk and throws him into the corner. Harry Smith rushes forward and catches CM Punk with a knee to the midsection. Harry Smith scoops up CM Punk and slams him down. Harry Smith climbs to the outside. Harry Smith climbs up on the top rope and leaps off but CM Punk rolls out of the way of a diving headbutt. Harry Smith crashes into the canvas.
CM Punk fires an European Uppercut to the chest of Harry Smith as he comes up. CM Punk whips Harry Smith into the ropes and knee to the midsection. CM Punk grabs Harry Smith around the head and sitout jawbreaker. CM Punk catches Harry Smith with a legsweep as he gets up. CM Punk scoops up Harry Smith and drives him down with a backbreaker. CM Punk leaps down onto Harry Smith with the leaping fistdrop. CM Punk picks up Harry Smith and uppercut to the chin. CM Punk puts Harry Smith in a double underhook and lifts him up into a double underhook backbreaker. Teddy Hart is on the apron and CM Punk backs off and catches Teddy Hart with an elbowsmash to the face but he runs right into a Harry Smith powerslam. Harry Smith cradles CM Punk for the cover, getting a two and a half count.
Harry Smith goes to the second rope. Smith leaps off but gets an uppercut to the jaw. CM Punk puts Harry Smith in a rear waistlock and lifts him up to the top rope. CM Punk hammers away on the back of the head of Harry Smith. CM Punk fires a double axe handle to the back of the head and climbs up in front of Harry Smith. CM Punk has Harry Smith in a standing headscissors and PEPSI PLUNGE. Harry Smith was driven down off the top rope. CM Punk rolls over Harry Smith and covers him hooking the leg, scoring the pin.
Taped Fist Match: CM Punk pinned Harry Smith with the Pepsi Plunge in 0:06:48. Rating: ** 1/2
Teddy Hart enters the ring and attempts to rush CM Punk but CM Punk ducks and clotheslines Teddy Hart down. CM Punk stomps away at Teddy Hart and attempts to remove the nose guard once again but Jack Evans rushes out to the ring. Jack Evans climbs to the top rope and missile dropkick to the back of the head of Teddy Hart. Petey Williams rushes into the ring and kicks him in the midsection. Petey puts CM Punk in a standing headscissors and CANADIAN DESTROYER. Teddy Hart steps through the legs of CM Punk and puts him in the Sharpshooter. Petey Williams and Jack Evans stomp away on the back of the head of CM Punk while Teddy Hart is on the hold. Teddy is screaming at Punk to give it up but Punk is refusing despite getting the ever living crap kicked out of him. Teddy Hart breaks the hold and grabs the microphone as CM Punk is lying in the ring, clutching his knee.
Teddy Hart: You want to try and break me with a submission hold. You think it was funny when you attacked me from behind last week and put me in that odd, submission move that was probally illegal. I wouldn't submit if I was prepared for it, in fact at StarClash, why not make our match for the Cruiserweight Title a SUBMISSION MATCH.
The crowd cheers for that. CM Punk, Teddy Hart, for the Cruiserweight Title in a Submission Match at StarClash. That will settle the score for sure.
Teddy: As for you Harry Smith, you have screwed up for the last time. You failed to take out Ron Waterman, and now you failed to take out CM Punk. Consider yourself, fired.
TEDDY HART BASHES THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE OVER THE HEAD OF HARRY SMITH. Harry Smith falls into a standing headscissors from Petey Williams and CANADIAN DESTROYER! Jack Evans climbs up to the top rope and 630 Corkscrew onto Harry Smith. Teddy Hart yells at Evans and Petey to lift up Smith and they do. Teddy Hart slaps Smith a couple of times before putting the badmouth on him. Teddy grabs Harry Smith and drops him down with an inverted Russian Legsweep before picking up his belt and leaving the ring. Harry Smith has been fired from the Hart Foundation, the Next Generation and it appears he may be injured for a long time due to that beatdown.
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Norman Smiley and Mike Sanders are backstage along with Dan Marion for the next match. It is time to spin the Wheel of Misfortune.
Marion: I am standing by with Norman Smiley and Mike Sanders. They are going to wrestle in this next match. Now, Norman, you have won the right to spin the wheel during the commercial break coin toss, so spin the wheel and see what fate comes up.
Norman spins the wheel and it lands on, Amateur Wrestling Challenge.
Marion: The rules of this match our very simple. No punches, no kicking, no clotheslines, no moves off the top rope, no chops, nothing really interesting, just wrestling on the mat. Sounds like a yawn fest. Should be right up your alley Norman, with all you following the rules with wrestling without any illegal things and it not getting you anywhere. Let's get down to the ring for some NAWA inaction.
Mike Sanders makes his way to the ring, to boos. Vince Russo is down from accidentally getting put in the Full Nelson earlier by Shawn Stasiak. Sanders drops his NAWA Tag Team Title Belt into the ring. Sanders along with Stasiak will face off against the Kliq at StarClash.
"Going Under" plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman Smiley has a heavy brace on his right leg due to the injuries he suffered against Jerry Lynn two weeks ago. Norman Smiley will finally get his hands on Jeff Jarrett one on one at StarClash 03. The bell rings and this Amateur Wrestling Rules Match is underway.
Amateur Wrestling Rules Match: Mike Sanders vs Norman Smiley
They lock up and Norman goes behind with a waistlock before taking Sanders down to the canvas with a waistlock takedown. Norman sinches in a front facelock but Sanders quickly goes into a hammerlock working over Norman Smiley. Sanders clinches the arm up and down and Norman pulls himself up to his feet and rolls to his knees flipping Sanders off. Norman grabs Sanders around the head and takes him down to the canvas with a headlock takedown. Norman cranks on the head of Sanders, once again putting him down. Sanders manages to roll Norman to his back to grab onto a wristlock. Sanders pulls Norman up to his feet and wrenches the wrist of Norman back. Sanders pushes off and fireman's carry to Norman into a bodyscissors. Sanders is working over the ribs of Norman but Norman rolls out and grabs onto the legs of Sanders, flipping over with a bridge but Sanders's pushes up and double underhook type submission move. Sanders wrenches the arms of Norman back.
Norman counters with a high back body drop and Sanders gets taken down with a drop toe hold into a heel hook. Sanders is on his hands and knees and he rolls to his back, grabbing Norman in a reverse headlock to pull him off the hold. Sanders shoves Norman back, earning a warning from the referee before gripping him around the arm and attempting a hiptoss but Norman flips to his feet and takes him down with a hiptoss of his own into a cross armbreaker. Sanders is in pain but he manages to make it to the ropes and Norman cleanly breaks the hold. Norman pulls Sanders off and gets a punch to the face. That's the second warning of Sanders. If it reaches three, Norman wins this match be default. Sanders grabs Norman and abdominal stretch but Sanders cannot get the hold on correctly and Norman scissors onto the leg and reverses the move. Norman is really cranking back on the move, wrenching the back and ribs of Sanders. Sanders is in the center of the ring with nowhere to go so he submits, giving Norman the win.
Amateur Wrestling Rules: Norman Smiley made Mike Sanders submit to an abdominal stretch in 0:04:23. Rating: **
Norman Smiley pulls himself up, getting his hand raised. Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett at Starclash 03. Don't you dare miss it.
Jerry Lynn defends the NAWA International Title against Raven next on Glory. We will be right back.
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Dan Marion is once again backstage with Jerry Lynn, Raven, and the wheel.
Marion: The next match is one that I am looking forward too. Jerry Lynn faces off against Raven for the NAWA International Title. This match has the potential to change the dynamic for StarClash should Lynn drop his championship to Raven, it will be Raven vs Christopher Daniels for the NAWA International Title in the Last Man Standing Match at StarClash. Now Jerry Lynn, you have won the pre commercial break coin toss so it is now time to spin the wheel of misfortune.
Jerry Lynn grabs the wheel and spins it. The wheel spins and hits...First Blood Match. Lynn has a sadistic smile on his face.
Lynn: First Blood, couldn't ask for better than that. Beating the holy hell out of your opponent until he bleeds. Glorious indeed. Raven, you may be enough of a evil sadistic bastard to give me a bit of fight but you know what. I am just a bit more evil, just a bit more sadistic, and more of a bastard than you are as I go for the NAWA World Title in ten days time. You had your chance Raven and you held the belt, achieving your destiny. Now it is time to achieve my destiny of total destruction and winning the title that I have been kept from challenging for, for the past two years or make myself a matyr in the process. See you in the ring Raven, as I shall make you quote nevermore.
With that we fade out to the arena.
"Caw Caw Caw"
"Come Out and Play" by the Offspring plays and out comes Raven, who will be the challenger for the New Age Wrestling Alliance International Title in this first blood match tonight on Glory. Raven stands in the ring in the crucifix position, getting some cheers from the crowd. Raven will face off against Christopher Daniels in a Last man Standing Match at StarClash but we will find out shortly whether or not that match will be for the NAWA International Title.
"In the End" by Linkin Park plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn enters the ring and bell rings kicking off this first blood match.
NAWA International Title First Blood Match: Raven vs Jerry Lynn(c)
Both men circle each other and Raven catches Lynn with a double leg takedown and blasts him with jab after jab. Lynn reverses the position and puts his hands around the throat of Raven choking away on him. Lynn picks up Raven and rams him into the buckle. Lynn attempts to ram Raven into the buckle again but Raven blocks it and rams Lynn into the corner. Raven whips Lynn off into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. Raven backs up and kneedrop to the forehead of Jerry Lynn. Raven picks up Lynn and jab to the chest. Raven blasts Lynn across the chest with a knifehand chop. Raven whips Lynn into the ropes and charging double axe handle to the chest. Lynn is down and Raven climbs to the second rope, waiting on Lynn. Raven leaps off with a clothesline off the second rope.
Raven slides to the floor, pulling Lynn by the hair after him. Raven raises up the face of Jerry Lynn and bangs it off the ring apron. Raven drives an elbow down across the back of the head of Jerry Lynn. Raven climbs to the apron and walks down the ring apron, before dropping an elbow down across the back of the head of Jerry Lynn. Raven rolls Lynn over and elbow driven down to the forehead. Raven is trying to bust Lynn open to win this match. Raven slides back into the ring and kick to the stomach of Jerry Lynn. Raven whips Lynn into the corner and leaps on his back. Rear Naked Choke applied to Jerry Lynn. Lynn is sinking to his knees as Raven applies the pressure on the NAWA International Champion. Lynn attempts to fight out but Raven has Lynn lying on his stomach. The face is Lynn is grinded into the canvas but no blood has been drawn yet.
Raven releases the hold and forearm to the smash. Raven rams Lynn into the corner and hooks him from behind. Raven takes Lynn down with a belly to back suplex. Raven waits on Lynn to pull himself up to his feet and rushes him. Kneelift takes Jerry Lynn down to the canvas. Raven rolls to the floor and grabs a steel chair. LYNN CATCHES RAVEN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE, KNOCKING THE CHAIR INTO HIS FACE! Raven is down but not bleeding as of yet. Lynn picks up Raven and facefirst into the ring apron. Lynn blisters the chest of Raven with a chop. More chops to the chest of Raven and Lynn has the chair. Shot over the back, sending Raven down to his knees. Lynn picks up Raven and rolls him back into the ring. Lynn climbs to the ring apron and slingshots in, down across the chest of Raven with a vicious kneedrop.
Lynn rolls Raven up into a sitting position and a couple of knees between the shoulder blades. Lynn backs up and running neck snap, causing Raven's head to jerk backwards. Lynn lifts up Raven and into the corner facefirst. Lynn whips Raven into the ropes and kick to the midsection. Lynn grabs Raven around the head and takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker. Lynn headlocks Raven on the way dwon and blasts him across the forehead with punches. Lynn is trying to cut Raven open with his fists but it isn't working as of yet. Lynn picks up Raven and hooks him. Lynn takes Raven over with a snap suplex. Lynn backs up and drops a leg down across the chest of Raven. Lynn goes to the top rope. Lynn waits on Raven to get up and Lynn leaps into Raven. Springboard Dropkick sends Raven crashing down to the canvas.
Jerry Lynn picks up Raven and tosses him to the floor. Lynn slides to the floor and chops away at Raven. Lynn grabs Raven and whips him backfirst into the ring steps. Raven falls to his knees, in pain. Lynn grabs a chair and shot to the face of Raven. Thankfully for Raven, he puts the arm up before the shot connecting, so he is not busted open. Lynn chops Raven and attempts to ram him into the guardrail but Raven blocks it and elbowsmash to the chest of Lynn. Raven grabs Lynn from behind and drives him into the guardrail with a Russian Legsweep. Raven holds ont Lynn and another Russian Legsweep. Raven pulls off and a series of kicks to the stomach of Lynn. Raven rolls Lynn back into the ring and picks up the chair, tossing it into the ring. Raven enters the ring and running kneelift takes Jerry Lynn down.
Raven punches away at Jerry Lynn as he gets up and he whips Lynn into the buckles. Raven charges into the buckle and elbowsmash to the chest of Jerry Lynn. Raven grabs Lynn around the head and running bulldog taking him down. Raven picks up the chair and sets it up in the corner. Raven picks up Lynn and shot to the midsection. Another pair of shots to the midsection. Raven attempts to rush Lynn facefirst into the chair but Lynn blocks it with the foot. Lynn fires some chops and grabs Raven around the leg, taking him backfirst into the chair. Lynn grabs Raven around the head and runs up the buckle, planting him with a Swinging DDT. Raven is down and Lynn backs up, dropping a leg down across the chest of Raven. Lynn climbs to the top rope with the chair and waits on Raven to get up. Lynn leaps off with the chair but RAVEN CATCHES LYNN WITH A SUPERKICK SENDING THE CHAIR CRASHING INTO HIS FACE!
Lynn is down but not bleeding. Raven picks up the chair and swings it at Lynn as he gets up but Lynn ducks. Raven catches him, jabbing the chair into his ribs on the rebound. Raven raises the chair over his head and cracks it over the back of Jerry Lynn. Raven whips Lynn off into the ropes and Raven takes Lynn down with a clothesline as he comes off the ropes. Raven picks up Lynn and whips him off into the ropes. Drop Toe Hold onto the chair. Lynn got the hands up but he may have broken his hand. Raven grabs the hand of Lynn attempting to pull back his fingers to break them but LYNN BITES RAVEN ON THE HAND. Lynn grabs Raven around the head and goes for a swinging DDT but Raven counters it by crotching Lynn on the ropes. Raven pulls Lynn off the ropes and hooks him. Evenflow DDT driving him down to the canvas.
Raven picks up Lynn and hooks him around the head. Another Evenflow DDT driving him down to the canvas. Raven slides to the outside and reaches underneath the ring. Raven pulls out a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Raven picks up the bat and goes to hit Lynn with it but THE LIGHTS GO OUT! Not again. When they come back on, Raven is surrounded by druids. They attack Raven black ninja style but Raven catches them with a shot with the barbed wire bat shot to each. ONE OF THE DRUIDS TOSSES A FIREBALL INTO THE FACE OF RAVEN! Raven staggers backwards and the hood goes down to reveal Christopher Daniels under the hood. Lynn has the barbed wire bat and grabs Raven by the hair. Lynn rakes the face of Raven up and down the barbed wire. The referee calls for the bell as Raven is bleeding. Lynn has won this match.
First Blood Match: Jerry Lynn defeated Raven in 0:10:15. Rating: *** 3/4 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA International Title.)
Jerry Lynn leaves the ring with the victory as Raven is in the ring, his flesh burned and his forehead cut open. Lynn remains NAWA International Title and we will be right back, after this.
Christopher Daniels, Harry Harris, NAWA World Title. Your main event tonight on Glory.
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For the final time tonight, Dan Marion is backstage with Christopher Daniels and Harry Harris for the final spin of the Wheel of Misfortune.
Marion: I am backstage with Harry Harris. Now Mr. Harris, I have to ask you several questions before the wheel is spun. What could possibly be going through your mind as you defend the title against one of the most sadistic men in the New Age Wrestling Alliance tonight on Glory, ten days before your big main event at StarClash 03? Could you foolishly be overlooking Christopher Daniels and could he sneak in to capture the NAWA World Title Belt tonight on Glory? You have been facing off against the toughest this company has to offer and after you nearly lost the title to a washed up hasbeen like Shane Douglas last week, could you feel that you could be burning out on top.
Harris: Yes, I have been having a tough title defense schedule. Yes Christopher Daniels is a sadistic little twat. No I am not overlooking what he can do and I plan I treating him like any other competitor that tries to take my NAWA World Championship. Almost doesn't cut it in wrestling. I still am the NAWA World Champion, and even through I don't have the belt due to Jerry Lynn destroying it a few weeks ago, the physical belt doesn't matter. The honor of being recognized as one of the best in this sport does and...
Daniels holds up his hand to interrupt Harry Harris.
Daniels: Enough of your foolish rheotoric, Harris. You really think you can escape still the champion. The fact is this. I am going to take you down in a blazing inferno, taking the championship with you. I have held every major belt in this company with the exception of one. The NAWA World Title Belt. I fear no man, Harry Harris, especially a physical wreck such as yourself. You need to embrace the darkness and the demons will laugh at your pain as I take your status as champion from underneath you. There will be no happy ending for you Harry Harris. Everyone who has foolishly attempted to stop me has been taken down. Raven will learn that lesson at StarClash and Harris, you shall learn the wicked truth of that tonight. Even if you do get a bit of an advantage of me, you will be surrounded by dozens of my lost souls, from every corner of the darkness.
Harris: Lost Souls...what in the hell are you talking about, those hand me down Druids that you got from a Mark Calloway yard sale. They don't intimidate me as you don't intimidate me.
Marion: Gentlemen, let's save this for the ring and tonight's main event for the NAWA World Title. Fallen Angel, you won the coin toss, so you have the honor of spinning the wheel.
Daniels grabs the wheel and it spins, landing on a steel cage match.
Daniels: Inside the Cage Harry Harris. Do you hear that? That sounds like a brand new NAWA World Champion as you get trapped in the cage with me for the shredding of your soul. Enjoy your last few moments as champion, before I take it from you.
Daniels walks off as we go to ringside for the next match.
The Cage is lowering from the ceiling. It will be Christopher Daniels vs Harry Harris for the NAWA World Title in the confines of a steel cage, when we come back on Glory.
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NAWA World Title Steel Cage Match: Christopher Daniels(w/druids) vs Harry Harris(c)
The bell rings as we are back on Glory. Harry Harris and Christopher Daniels circle each other before locking up and Harry Harris takes Daniels to the canvas with an armdrag. Harris takes Daniels down with a hiptoss. Harris whips Daniels into the ropes and high back body drop. Drop Toe Hold sends Daniels down and knee fired to the side of the head of Daniels. Harris picks up Daniels and rams him headfirst into the cage. Harris fires a chop to the chest. Harris whips Daniels off into the ropes and legsweep taking him down. Harris waits on Daniels and a pair of forearms bouncing off the chest. Harris flips Daniels into the buckles and Daniels is hanging upside down in the tree of woe. Harris charges Daniels and dropkick to the chest as Daniels is hanging upside down in the tree of woe.
Harris backs up and punches away at Daniels. Harris pulls Daniels up to the top rope and Harris climbs up behind Daniels and rams him headfirst into the cage. Daniels catches Harris in the mouth with an elbowsmash. Harris drops to the mat and Daniels blasts Harris with a chop. Daniels fires more chops to the chest of Harris. Daniels grabs the arm of Harris and wrings it out before pulling him into a spin kick. Daniels bounces off the ropes and leaps down onto the chest of Harry Harris with a kneedrop. Cover gets a two count. Daniels picks up Harris and jab to the throat. Harris staggers back clutching his throat. Another pair of chops. Daniels whips Harris into the ropes and leaps on his shoulders, flipping him to the canvas with a Frankensteiner. Daniels grabs Harris in a choke, throttling him.
Daniels lifts up Harris and whips him into the corner. Daniels bounces off the ropes and spinning leg lariat taking Harris down. Daniels waits for Harris to get up and Daniels catches Harris in the midsection with a knee. A couple of elbowsmashes drilled over th eback. Daniels puts Harris on his shoulders in a torture rack and flips him. Daniels drives Harris down to the canvas with a DDT from that position. Daniels covers Harris hooking the leg. Two count only. Daniels picks up Harris and chop across the chest. Daniels whips Harris into the corner and running elbowsmash trapping Harris into the corner. Daniels picks up Harris and puts him on the top rope. Daniels climbs up with Harris and gives a leap, FLIPPING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FRANKENSTEINER. Daniels covers Harris on the way down, getting a two count.
Daniels picks up Harris and whips him off into the ropes. Daniels goes for a clothesline but Harris ducks underneath it. Daniels comes leaping off the ropes with a jumping clothesline, sending Harry Harris down. Daniels is climbing the cage now. He is climbing up the cage. You can win this match by pinfall, submission, or escape from the cage. Harris is up from behind Daniels and hammers him from behind. Harris pulls Daniels off the ropes and chops to the chest. Harris whips Daniels into the corner and charges in, taking Daniels out of the corner with a monkey flip. Harris delivers a twisting legdrop to the chest of Daniels. Harris covers hooking the leg, getting a two count. Harris picks up Daniels and tosses him into the ropes. Harris ducks the head and pays for it with a facebuster from Christopher Daniels.
Daniels grabs Harris and throws him facefirst into the cage. Daniels fires a kick to the chest of Harris. Daniels scoops up Harris and slams him down to the canvas. Daniels goes to the outside. Daniels leaps to the middle of the top rope and down across the chest of Harry Harris with a springboard legdrop. Daniels picks up Harris and rams him into the cage again. A jab to the throat and Harris is doubled over. Daniels hooks Harris and lifts him up in the air before lifting him down with a vertical suplex. Daniels drives a knee to the side of the head before going to the top rope again. Daniels leaps off and down with a flying bodypress. Daniels covers Harris hooking the leg on the way down but Harris manasges to kick out of the cover at two.
Daniels waits on Harry Harris to sit up and dropkick across the back of the head. Daniels puts Harris in a headscissors submission, in an attempt to choke the life out of Harris but Harris manages to pull the legs apart of Christopher Daniels. Daniels pulls up and elbow to the top of the head. Another couple of elbows and Daniels whips Harris into the ropes. Daniels takes down Harris with a leaping back elbow smash. Daniels covers hooking the leg and two count only. Daniels lifts up Harris and snap suplex taking him over. Daniels pulls Harry Harris up to his feet and another snap suplex taking him down. Daniels hangs onto Harris and rushes forward, SENDING HIM INTO THE CAGE WITH A VERTICAL FACEBUSTER. Daniels catches Harris across the back of the head with a spin kick as he is hanging upside down from the cage.
Harris slides down and Daniels backs off before leaping down across the back of the head of Harris with the Rocker Dropper. Daniels fires some stomps to the back of the head of Harry Harris before looking towards the top of the cage. Daniels is climbing to the top of the cage. Daniels is climbing up the cage but Harry Harris is up with Daniels. Harris blasts Daniels with some punches and Daniels fires back with a chop. Harris grabs Daniels around the head and DRIVES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE WITH AN STO INTO THE RING. Both men are down on the canvas with that brutal move. Harry Harris is rolling over for the cover and he throws an arm down across the chest of Daniels. Daniels manages to kick out at two and a half. Harris pulls himself up and bounces off the ropes going for a rolling senton but DANIELS STICKS THE KNEES INTO THE SPINE OF HARRIS TO COUNTER!
Daniels pulls himself up and puts Harris in a rear waistlock before bringing him down with a backbreaker. Daniels hangs onto the rear waistlock and another backbreaker. Daniels drops Harris and hooks him, stretching the back muscles with that bow and arrow submission move. Daniels is really putting the pressure on Harris. Harris is trying to fight the pain and Daniels releases him. Daniels picks up Harris and a jab to the throat. Daniels has Harris doubled over and Daniels puts Harris in a standing headscissors. Daniels lifts up Harris and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A POWER BOMB. Daniels grabs onto the legs of Harry Harris and rocks back, sending him crashing facefirst into the cage with a slingshot. Harry Harris has been busted wide open with that but Daniels continues the assault with a thrust kick to the head as Harris comes off the ropes. Daniels covers and the champion of the World kicks out at two and a half.
Daniels picks up Harry Harris and jab to the throat. Daniels whips Harris into the corner. Daniels charges in with a clothesline. Daniels puts Harris in a double underhook and goes for the Angel's Wings but Harris manages to block it so Daniels shoves him off and blisters the chest with some chops. Daniels catches Harris across the throat with an elbowsmash. Daniels hooks Harry Harris and lifts him up. Daniels throws Harris on into the air and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE ORANGE CRUSH BOMB. That move has never been seen in the NAWA before and it is a vicious move, Daniels pulled that one out of the mothballs of his endless moveset. Harris clutches his neck in pain as the Fallen Angel makes the cover hooking the leg. Two and three fourth count as Harry Harris, BARELY gets the shoulder off the canvas.
Daniels fires a couple of stomps to the chest of Harris before rubbing the soles of his boots across his face. Daniels picks up Harris and chop to the throat. Another pair of chops to the throat. Daniels whips Harris into the ropes and Daniels catches Harris with a koppo kick as he comes off the ropes. Daniels gutwrenches Harris before lifting up and TWISTING HIM DOWN INTO THE TRIP TO HELL'S GATE. Harris was driven down on the back of his head. Daniels covers hooking the leg but gets another two and three fourths count. Daniels picks up Harris and a couple of elbow smashes to the back of the head followed up by an uppercut to the chin causing Harris to become doubled over. Daniels lifts up Harris in a standing headscissors and PILEDRIVER! The weight of Harris deflates upon impact and Daniels leaps to the top rope. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT CONNECTS TO THE CHEST OF HARRIS. Daniels hurts his ribs on the impact but rolls on top for the cover and Harris once again rolls the shoulder up at two and three fourths!
Daniels is getting frustrated and he picks up Harris. Daniels whips Harris into the ropes and boot to the chest. Daniels puts Harris in a standing headscissors and goes for the Angel's Wings but HARRIS COUNTERS WITH A HIGH BACK BODY DROP. Both men are down and Harris kips up quickly. Daniels rushes Harris but Harris takes him down with an armdrag. Harris fires some chops to Daniels and tosses him into the corner. Harris tilt a whirl into a suplex knocking Daniels down to his feet. Harry Harris is running up the top of the cage. Harris leaps off the cage with a somersault bodyblock, taking Daniels down underneath him. Harris covers Daniels hooking the leg and two count only. Harris grabs the arm of Daniels and chops away at him and Harris whips Daniels into the corner and goes for the Harris Driver but DANIELS COUNTERS WITH THE LAST RITES. Daniels covers Harris hooking the leg and gets a two and three fourths when the Champion barely brings the shoulder off the canvas!
Daniels fires a stomp to the chest of Harris and stands on his throat. Daniels picks up Harris and chops to the chest. Daniels whips Harris into the ropes and knee to the midsection. Daniels floats behind and drives him down onto his face with a reverse Russian Legsweep. Daniels is going to go out the door to capture the belt and Daniels is about out when one of his druids blocks his path. Daniels goes to smack the druid and THE DRUID TOSSES A FIREBALL IN HIS FACE! Daniels staggers into a 3/4 facelock from Harris as he runs up the buckles and flips over, driving Daniels down with Sliced Bread #2. Harris walks to the other end of the cage. Harris climbs to the top of the cage. This is from three fourths across the ring. There is no way Harris can make this leap. Harris leaps off and CONNECTS WITH THE FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE. Harris covers Daniels hooking the leg and scores the pin, retaining his championship.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Cage Match: Harry Harris pinned Christopher Daniels with the Frog Splash in 0:13:49. Rating: **** 1/4 (Harry Harris retained the NAWA World Title.)
Harry Harris leaves the cage along with the referee. The masked druid enters the cage and pulls off his robe to reveal...RAVEN!!! Daniels is down and Raven has a key. Raven also has a chain and a lock. Raven is locking the cage. Raven reaches into his druid robe and pulls out a coil of barbed wire. Raven grabs Daniels and EVENFLOW DDT. Raven has a pair of wire cutters and he snips off a piece of the barbed wire, pulling Daniels up. Raven is wrapping the barbed wire around the wrist of Daniels. The wire is cutting into the wrist of Daniels. Raven has some more of the wire cut off and he wraps it around the other wrist of Daniels. Raven cuts off some more barbed wire and wraps them around both ankles. The barbed wire is cutting into the wrists and the ankles of Daniels. This is sick and sadistic from Raven but the fans are loving it! Raven fires a punch to the face of Daniels and Raven is lightly tying the barbed wire around the neck of Daniels, leaving it loose so it doesn't cut into the neck of Daniels and kill him.
Raven: Move Daniels and that barbed wire will slice your neck, causing you to bleed to a pitiful death. You see, I have proved one thing Daniels and that is, be careful of the pandoras box you open. Starting something that cannot be finished, without the destruction of one man is not something you do when you face Raven, Fallen Angel. I am not so easily destroyed and with my every breath I will keep on holding out. StarClash will be your Waterloo and I will prove once and for all, that attempting to beat me in a battle of mind games is a foolish endeavor. So it is written, so it shall come to pass. Welcome to my playground Christopher Daniels, of nothing but pain and destruction. Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
Raven drops the microphone and scales the cage before going over and dropping down. Daniels is going to have to wait for someone to cut him free as he can't move or that barbed wire will slice his neck. We will see you next week. Good night everybody.