Shane
Douglas vs. The Hardy Boyz
Handicap
match
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This match was a terrible match. The
match began with the Hardy Boys coming out to their usual entrance as the walked
down the ramp way and into the ring where they would pose a bit and get the fans
going as suddenly 'GET YOUR ASS FRANCHISED' plays as out from the back with the
lovely Francine at his arm walks Shane Douglas to a loud ovation. The fans go
crazy for Francine... mainly the men, as he walks down the ramp, into the ring,
and poses and flicks off a few fans before the bell sounds. The match gets
underway with Jeff Hardy starting off against Shane Douglas. The two lock up and
Shane takes Jeff Down early with a leg sweep, he kicks him while he's down. Lita
we see on the outside cheering her guy on, as Francine walks over and smacks the
hell out of Lita as the two female beauties battle it out on the side of the
ring as Matt Hardy drops down from the ring apron to separate the two as they
battle up the ramp way, the referee is distracted by the cat fight as Douglas
quickly head butts Jeff Hardy, as Hardy goes down, and Douglas goes to the
outside, and gets a chair. He pulls back, swing and BAM! Cracks Jeff Hardy in
the skull. Hardy goes down a bloody mess as Douglas laughs. Matt Hardy runs back
to the ring where he stands up and BAM!! Matt Hardy quickly gets nailed in the
skull with the chair as well, as Douglas continues to laugh, Lita breaks lose
then on the outside from Francine and grabs a chair as well, gets in as Lita
goes for a chair shot, but Douglas ducks, as Lita drops the chair after Douglas
kicks her in her gut and DDT's her on the chair. Douglas then makes the cover on
Matt Hardy... 1...2...3!! Douglas pulled a big win!
Winner
by pinfall: Shane Douglas
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[[[-
After the match we see Douglas and Francine just walk through the curtain hand
in hand, Douglas is a little bloody and in pain, as The Coach quickly walks up
for an interview.... -]]]
Jonathon
Coachman: Shane
Douglas... Great Job on your match?
Shane Douglas:
Shut Up... I beat both of those punks
but one thing that really pisses me off is that Lita had to stick her God Damn
nose in my damn business... and you know what else....
[[[-
Just then Lance Storm walks up to Douglas with Dawn Marie at his side.... -]]]
Lance Storm:
Congratulations on your big
win.... too bad you had to cheat to get the win... like a true pussy!!!
Shane
Douglas: You
want some of me punk?
Lance
Storm: I
don't really think there's much of you, after Lita kicked your ass out there!
Shane
Douglas: Oh
really?
Lance
Storm: Yea!
[[[-
Douglas takes a swing at Storm but misses and referee's jump in and separate the
two men before anyone gets hurt as we then see Paul Heyman walk up to both
men.... -]]]
Paul
Heyman: Well,
Well, Well, two of my finest men that I created back in ECW.... Look at you
both... look what you've become, two low life, pieces of crap with two bimbo
girls at their sides. You turned weak on me boys... WEAK!!! So I tell you
what... since you two have become so weak... i'm going to make one of you strong
again, i'm going to make a man out of one of you, and seeing as you both want at
each other so bad... next week on Showtime... you two are going to have a little
match.... Douglas vs: Storm... next week on Showtime... got it!!
[[[-
Heyman chuckles a little and walks off as the camera zooms in on Douglas's
eyes!.... -]]]
The
Rock vs. Chris Jericho
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IF
YA SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN' plays as out from the back to a
huge pop walks the peoples champion... the Rock walks out down the ramp way and
up the steel steps where he steps on the middle turnbuckle and poses for all the
fans as the go crazy for him as he runs his face through the air and feels the
electricity from all the nEw fans. Suddenly....
5......4.....3....2....1....BOOM!!! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!! Plays as Jericho is
seen with his back to everyone, as he turns around with a cocky grin on his face
as he runs to the ring, but the Rock meets him outside of the ring as the two
men battle it out as the fans go crazy as the bell sounds and referee orders for
both men to get into the ring. The keep giving right hands to one another.
Rights and Lefts until suddenly the bell sounds again as they continue to beat
the hell out of one another as they fight up the ramp way. As the referee orders
the match to stop due to a count out!
Winner:
Neither... Double Count-out
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[[[- After the match we cut to
back once more as we see Scott Hall walking out of the arena, and Kanyon walking
to the ring ready to wrestle as both Hall and Kanyon bump shoulders -]]]
Kanyon: Watch out!!
Scott
Hall: You watch out... You bumped into me chico!
Kanyon: Yea
whatever... nice job by the way on getting your ass handed to you earlier
tonight by Gangrel!
Scott
Hall: Oh you think your bad or something chico...
tell you what, why don't you say that to my face... but fair warning, if you
do... I'm going to CARVE YOU UP!!!
Kanyon: [Gets
in Hall's face] You got you ass handed to you by....
[[[-
Hall decks Kanyon, and continues to slam his fist in
Kanyons back.... Kanyon tries to fight back but cant as Hall throws him into
some wooden crates... -]]]
Scott
Hall: Who got their ass handed to them now chico?
HUH??!!
[[[-
Hall walks away as Kanyon lays their in pain... -]]]
Ric
Flair vs. Kanyon
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Who better then Kanyon? Well after
getting assaulted by Scott Hall, everyone was. The match started out with Kanyon
walking down to the ring holding his back and his left ribs, as he gets into the
ring and doesnt do any posing at all, he just rolls into the ring and stands
there in pain. As suddenly the lights dim low as "WOOOOOOOO" is heard
over the speakers as out from the backs walks the NATURE BOY himself... Ric
Flair. He walks out to a huge ovation as the fans go wild for him, as he takes
his time down the aisle, and into the ring where he struts a little for the fans
before removing his robe. As the loights come back up and the bell sounds and
this match is underway. Ric Flair takes advantage early and nails Kanyon in the
ribs with his leg. Kanyon, tries to get to his feet but Flair knocks him back
down. Kanyon eventually gets back up and nails Ric Flair with a low blow. Flair
drops to one knee as Kanyon toss's him into the corner and clotheslines him.
Kanyon goes off the ropes and delivers a big knee drop to the skull as the fans
cheer on Flair. Kanyon makes the cover, 1...2...Kickout by Flair. Flair gets up
and knees Kanyon in the stomach. Kanyon tries to make it to his knees but gets
DDT'd for his troubles by Flair. Flair makes the cover, 1...2...Kickout! Kanyon
gets up and runs off the ropes and into a big clothesline. flair picks Kanyon up
by the hair, but miraculousy blocks a big punch by Flair and gives him the
"stunner". Flair goes down hard. Kanyon crawls over for the pin... but
Hall then suddenly jumps through the crowd in street clothes and nails Kanyon.
Kanyon gets knocked down as the referee calls for the bell. Hall picks up Kanyon
and delivers the RAZOR'S EDGE!!! Hall stares down at a knocked out Kanyon and
begins to laugh, as he walks off leaving Kanyon thriving in pain.
Winner via DQ:
Kanyon
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[[[- After the match we cut to
the back as we see Edge and Christian in their ring gear walking down the
hallway to the ring, as we listen in... -]]]
Edge: little bro... did we
kick ass tonight or what? And right here in Las Angeles!! [Fans cheer]
Christian: Yea unfortunately
our first match in nEw had to be in a dump town of L.A.!! [Fans boo]
Edge: Yea
this town sucks almost as much as the Clippers!
Christian: Hahaha, yea or
the Dodgers!! [fans boo like crazy]
Edge: But
dude listen.... next week, don't get too cocky... I mean we have to stay
focused, the nEw has some pre-mo talent....
Christian: Yea.....
Edge & Christian (at the same time): NOT!!!!!!
Edge: Dude
who would actually want to face us... we're too good?!
Christian: No
kidding, and after tonight's victory.... after the world saw us beat Raven and
Storm... I think it's very obvious... we showed the world why E & C totally
reak of awesomeness!!
Edge: Right
on Little bro... right on!!
[[[- Edge and Christian high
five one another and then walk past the camera man as the fans continue to boo
both of them majorly... -]]]
Billy
Kidman vs: Mike Sanders
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Great
athletic match between two high flying, cruiserweights, The match begins after
Kidman's music is played as he walks out and to the ring as the fans cheer, as
Kidman gets in the ring and just tests the ropes out with a very serious look on
his face, as suddenly The alternative music begins to blast as out from the
back, with the cocky look and all, with the shades on, walks Mike Sanders. He
walks down the ramp, and into the ring as the referee calls for the bell as both
men lock up, Sanders gets Kidman early in a headlock and holds onto the ropes
for support. The fans cheer on Kidman, as Kidman throws Sanders off the ropes,
Sanders comes back as he runs under a jumping Billy Kidman, and returns to a
kick to the jaw by Kidman. Kidman, returns to his feet, and goes up to the top
rope, and waits for Sanders to get up. Sanders makes his way up to his feet as
Kidman delivers a high cross body block as he gets Sanders in a pinning
position, as the referee makes the cover, 1...2... KICK-OUT! Sanders gets up and
gets nailed with a clothesline, as Kidman makes the cover, 1...2...KICK-OUT!
Sanders gets back up and this time ducks a clothesline by Billy Kidman and
executes a textbook style Hurrican-rana. He picks up Kidman and slams him by the
ropes, as he runs up to the ropes and does a spring board flip off the middle
rope and on to the stomach of Billy Kidman as the fans go crazy as Sanders makes
a cover, 1...2...Kick-Out! Sanders and Kidman are both out of breath, as Sanders
lifts up Kidman and drops him on his stomach and then goes up to the top rope,
leaps and nails a elbow drop right to the back of Billy Kidman and makes the
cover, 1...2...Kickout. Sanders picks Kidman up, but kidman reverses his suplex,
and then Sanders reverses, his reversal, and executes a Flying DDT out of no
where as he makes the cover, 1....2....3!!! Sanders wins shockingly!!!
Winner via
pinfall: 'Above Average' Mike Sanders
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[[[- After the match is over
Kidman gets up in shock as He stands in the corner with a stunned look on his
face as Sanders gets his hand raised as suddenly 'THIS IS A NEW ERA' starts to
play as out from the back walks Paul Heyman by himself, with a microphone in
hand.... -]]]
Paul
Heyman: Great
match boys!! I must say I am impressed, but seeing as Mike Sanders did get the
win a rather... un-honorable way... I am going to propose that you two meet once
again.... but not next week at Showtime... at the first nEw Pay-Per-View...
which I have entitle to be named Eruption!!! So boys, I hope you enjoyed your
little match tonight, because I have a feeling within the next few weeks, your
going to be seeing a lot more of one another. You want to know how I know
this... because I have booked you both as tag team partners next week to face
both Edge and Christian!! But until then, I got a little surprise for you.... go
ahead and turn around!!!
[[[- Heyman points, as both
Sanders and Kidman turn around as they see... IT'S BROCK LESNAR!!! He delivers a
SPEAR to Sanders, gets up and SPEARS Kidman!! Kidman gets knocked down on his
ass, as Lesnar picks up Sanders and delivers a Triple Power Bomb to Sanders.
Then he picks up Billy Kidman, throws him over his shoulders, picks him up over
his head and toss's him out of the ring and down through the announce table!!!
Good God Heyman has ordered this monster to destroy everyone in sight!! Heyman
then begins to speak.... -]]]
Paul
Heyman: A new era.... a new
attitude.... a new owner, and next week, the path of destruction continues...
but I might have one more guy to join Brock to destroy everyone in it's path!!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... WELCOME TO A NEW ERA OF WRESTLING, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[[[-
Heyman leaves walking backwards holding Brocks hand up high, laughing as the copy write
symbol appears in the little box in the bottom right hand of the screen as the
scene slowly fades to black.... -]]]
End of Show