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Show Introduction After a slow recap of last week's Pay-Per-View, showing the shocking return of Val Venis to the ring, and Rob Van Dam as his tag team partner for the match of the night, as he and Val, together defeated Edge and Christian to capture the nEw tag team championship belts in a night that will not be forgotten by many. From there we slowly fade into the Showtime Introduction, as we hear in the background THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE FELL SHORT!!! as we fade into tonight's arena. We open inside the arena where we see the thousands of fans on hand going absolutly insane, showing off their signs as the pyro-technics explode and then suddenly without any introduction, the first match begins.... Perry Saturn vs. Chris Benoit The sudden sounds of a siren explodes as we hear the noise of Perry Saturn's music hit the pa system as out from the back with the lovely Terri Runnels at his side walks the man who is a few cards away from a full deck. Perry Saturn. The couple walk down the aisle together, as Terri mainly gets all the cheers from the crowd, as they step through the ropes and into the ring, where Saturn stands in the center of the ring talking to the referee, as the referee begins to look a bit confused, Terri then stands on the bottom rope and bends over, giving the front row a big peak of her boobs, as suddenly 'Shooter' begins to play as out from the back walks the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit. He walks down the aisle showing no emotion, gets in as the ring bell sounds. The match begins as Chris Benoit charges at Saturn, and delivers some right's and left's to Perry Saturn, as Saturn again gets nailed into the corner by some heavy kicks courtesy of the Rabid Wolverine. Benoit stomps away, as the referee tells him to back off a little, and Benoit just ignores him, and continues to beat down on Saturn. He backs away as the booing starts to break out. Benoit doesn't care and charges at Saturn, but Saturn ducks a clothesline, turns around, kicks Benoit in the gut and nails him with a huge DDT. Benoit goes down real hard, and Saturn makes the cover, 1.... 2... Thr.... Kick-out! Benoit is a bit weary, as he gets up and receives a knee to the face by Perry Saturn, Saturn, climbs the ropes, and stands on the top rope and signals to Terri that he is about to jump, Terri nods and smiles, but Benoit charges against the ropes and makes Perry land on his crotch, Perry slowly falls off the ropes, and Benoit dashes over and without any signal, slaps on the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! Perry is about to tap and does, but the referee doesn't see it, as Terri Runnels gets on the apron. Benoit releases the hold, and gets up and starts to scream for Terri to get off the apron. The referee is trying to restore order, as suddenly Saturn grabs Benoit's tights, and rolls him up for the small package, the referee has no choice but to make the cover, 1... 2... 3!!! Perry Saturn steals one!! Winner: Perry Saturn Backstage Promo Paul Heyman: Brock.... Tonight, I am going to get some revenge, last week with Mike Sanders getting a concussion, and the doctors tell me he's going to be out of action for a few week's, then Edge and Christian drop the ball and lose the Tag Team Championship to Rob Van Dam and Val Venis, I mean, Brock, tonight, we got to take back the company, tonight, we are going to show No Mercy, and no Remorse to anyone.... tonight the Dangerous Alliance is about take Dangerous.... TOO THE EXTREME!! | | Suddenly The door knocks as we listen in once more... | | Paul Heyman: Yea, who is it? Edge: [From behind the locked door] Paul it's us.... Paul Heyman: Yea.... so what do you want? Edge: We want in the room! Paul Heyman: Not now... I'm busy with some paper work, Come back in about 30 minutes! Christian: What the..... Ok Paul, we got our cells on if you need us! | | Heyman hears the two walk off as he starts to mutter to he and Brock... | | Paul Heyman: Those two are about to learn and old fashion lesson... Hahahaha!! | | The scene fades to the next match showing Heyman laughing histerically... | |
Sean O'Haire vs. Scott Hall The howl of the wolf in the night is heard as out from the back with his slicked back hair and black tights and vest walks the Bad Guy himself... Scott Hall as he slowly glides out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp way and poses for all the screaming fans as suddenly he begins to make his way down the ring as the camera zooms in on his toothpick hanging out of his mouth, as he flicks it at the camera. He steps up the steel ramp steps and into the ring where he give s a quick pose in the center of the ring as then we hear the up beat, Rock music as out from the back, charging to the ring walks Sean O'Haire. He runs down the ramp way, slides in the ring as the bell sounds and this one is underway! Sean O'Haire waists no time early, he charges and spears Scott Hall and delivers some strong punches to the skull of the Bad Guy. Hall slowly knocks O'Haire off, and O'Haire jumps right back on, and delivers some more deadly fists like there is no tomorrow. O'Haire, then picks Hall up, toss's him off the ropes and executes a perfect chop to the chest. O'Haire goes down, and Hall picks him up and smacks O'Haire in the face, then a kick to the gut, and then a huge power bomb delivered by Hall. O'Haire slowly gets to hit feet, as Hall charges at him again, but o'Haire ducks a clothesline and kicks Hall in the gut and delivers a "Pedigree" type maneuver. He goes for the cover, 1.... 2.... Kick out by Scott Hall. Hall gets up and runs into a huge running powerslam, delivered by O'Haire, as O'Haire signals to the crowd for the SeanTON Bomb! He goes up the ropes and stands on the top rope, signals, leaps and connects!! Hall is out cold, as O'Haire hooks the leg. 1.... 2.... 3!! O'Haire gets the win, with a HUGE upset here. Winner: Sean O'Haire Backstage Promo | | The scene fades to the back where we see Rob Van Dam and Val Venis walking down the park garage ramp, and into the arena facility, as they are holding their newly won Tag team championship belts over their shoulders as suddenly they are approached by the Impact Players, as we suddenly listen in...... | | Rob Van Dam: Can we help you?.... Lance Storm: Shut up! Now seeing as you won the Tag team belts last week and we won the number one contender ship match for those belts, I think it's only fair, that you boys give us our shot, next week on Showtime! Val Venis: See that's where you're wrong big man... you see we are fighting champions, but we got big plans for next week, you see we are in the World Title tournament, and I think Rob would agree, that's the most important thing to us right now! Rob Van Dam: Yea and if you were smart, then you would be doing the same now! | | Just then Paul Heyman walks on the scene as everyone in the background is heard booing like crazy..... | | Paul Heyman: Well, well, well, look who showed up! you know Lance is right, they did win the big Tag title contender ship match at Eruption! So Rob, Val.... Here's what we are going to do. If Lance Storm wins his match tonight, then you're in the clear. No tag team title defense next week, everyone is happy. BUT.... if Lance lose's his match tonight, in the first round of the World title tournament with Stone cold Steve Austin.... you can bet your ass's that next week, whether both of you win or lose, you're going to be double booked, and those precious, STOLEN tag team championships of yours will be in the hands of Paul Heyman when it's all said and done! That's all for now.... BOYS! | | Heyman walks of laughing hysterically again, as Storm then walks off in another direction, with no emotion, as Van Dam has some final words for both men.... | | Rob Van Dam: Don't worry Val... it's all good! | | The scene fades showing both Val and rob walking off smilling.... | | The Undertaker vs. Shawn Stasiak The footsteps of a man walking is heard as suddenly 'DEADMAN WALKING' blasts as 'KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN', ROLLIN' begins to play as the fans erupt as out from the back on his silver, Titan Motorcycle, rolls, The Deadman himself, the Undertaker, he rides around the ring, and then stops as he turns off the bike, and gets into the ring as Limp Bizkit continues to play as He begins to pose with one fist held high up in the air. As suddenly 'WELCOME TO PLANET STASIAK' begins to play as out from the back walks the weird one... Shawn Staiak, as he charges down the ring, rolls inside, as the bell ring and the brawl begins... The Undertaker nails Stasiak in the face but Stasiak comes back with some heavy rights and lefts of his own as the two exchange punches, The Undertaker then switches to kicing, as he nails him in the gut. Stasiak bends over, as The Undertaker, signals for the last ride, but Stasiak shockingly, delivers the low blow to the Undertaker, The Undertaker slowly gets up holding his genitals, as Stasiak charges and delivers a big boot to the face. The Undertaker goes down hard. Stasiak, then returns and makes a quick cover on The Undertaker, 1.... 2.... kick out. The Undertaker is staggering as he gets up and gets knocked in the head once more by some big left's and right's by Stasiak. Stasiak, then slams The Undertaker to the ground, and goes up to the top rope, he begins to pose on the top rope and starts to scream at some guy in the front row, but to his surprise, up stands The Undertaker, he jumps and the Undertaker catches him in THE CHOKE SLAM!! He lifts him up and drops him flat on his back, as the Undertaker hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!!! The Undertaker pulls one off with style! Winner: The Undertaker Backstage Promo | | We fade into the back where we see The godfather standing at a door reading 'Steve Corino' on the door as he grabs two fine ladies and puts his arm around them. He begins to laugh as he busts through the door where he finds Steve Corino wrapping tape around his wrists and Jack Victory smoking a cigarette as we listen in....... | | Steve Corino: What in the hell... The Godfather: Hey man, calm down my man, I aint here to fight with you brother! Steve Corino: Then what the hell do you want? The Godfather: Ok... now hold up my man, here me out first... Steve Corino: Speak fast punk! The Godfather: Damn bro.... ok here, listen, I came here to make a small offer to you man! Now we're both gentlemen here, there's no need to fight here tonight. so what I thought of, instead.... how about I give you your choice of one of my three ho's... hell I'll give you all three of them, and you know what, we don't have to fight tonight in return, simple as that my man! What do you say brother? Steve Corino: What do I say? How about.... HELL NO!! Listen to me Godfather, tonight, The kind of Old school will advance in the nEw World title tournament, come hell or high water and one way or another, you are going to feel a beating that only Steve Corino can supply, now get the hell out of my dressing room, before I start this match a little early! The Godfather: Hahaha... ok man, but it's your funeral...... DUMB ASS! | | The godfather turns his back to Corino, as he heard The Godfather's final comment and nails him in the back. He starts screaming and kicking the holy hell out of the godfather as the ho's begin screaming for help, as some referee's jump on to the scene and break it up, as The godfather is last seen holding the back of his head. We then fade into the next match....... | | nEw World Title Tournament: Round 1 Shane Douglas vs. Shannon Moore 'IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR ASS FRANCHISED' is heard over the loud PA system as through the curtain, wearing a sexy red dress walks the Queen of Extreme Francine. She walks out, points to the entrance way and out pops, Shane Douglas. The two, hold hands as Douglas begins mouthing off to some of the fans as he and Francine make their way to the ringside area. He starts to scream at some bald man as suddenly... The strange alternative music hits as out from the back, accompanied by his lovely manager, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley.... Shannon Moore. He walks out from the back, and smiles to Stephanie, as they walk down the aisle, as Stephanie is showing off her Billion Dollar Body, as Shane laughs at the two of them as Shannon Moore climbs through the ropes and is attacked immediately by Douglas... The bell sounds and this match has began, Douglas pounds away on the back of the head of Shannon Moore, and leaves him down on two knees. He picks Moore up, and places him upward against the ropes, and delivers a huge chop to the chest, and then another, and finally one more. the fans scream loud 'WOOO's' as Douglas delivers them. He slowly walks over and starts to scream at Stephanie, who is not impressed. He continues to stay focused on Stephanie more and more, as suddenly out of no where Shannon Moore crawls over, and rolls Douglas up from behind, as the referee makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!!! SHANNON MOORE JUST BEAT THE FRANCHISE OUT OF NO WHERE!! Shannon Moore is moving on to the next round after a stunning finish by the youngster, as he and Stephanie back up the ramp way together, with their arms held high in victory, as Douglas is pissed in the middle of the ring! Winner: Shannon Moore Backstage Promo | | After the match we cut to the back where we see The Rock getting some coffee as Austin walks up behind the rock. The Rock turns around and sees Austin as we listen in....... | | The Rock: Well if it isn't Stone Cold Steve Austin... Steve Austin: WHAT?! No wait... before you open you're mouth again rock... let me ask you a question.... do you know who Arn Anderson is? The Rock: Yea Steve, I think we all know who Arn Anderson is! Steve Austin: Ok, good. Have you seen the bulls[censored]it he has said about me on nEw.com? The Rock: Well when I get the chance to get on the computer, I'll have to go check it out! Steve Austin: Yea... you damn right you will, because that sorry son of a bitch wrote that I've "lost a step" and that "I'm not the same Stone cold of the old days". Rock, here's my question to you.... do you agree with Arn Anderson son? The Rock: Well, to quote 'Stone Cold' on this one.... "OHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEA!!" Steve Austin: Oh really? Do you think that's funny? Do you think you're a funny man? Do you see me laughing? WHAT?! No you don't see me laughing! Do you have a problem with Stone cold Steve Austin, Rock? Well rock... let me get something perfectly, crystal clear! I haven't lost a step, and I am the same son of a bitch of the old days and if you got a problem with it ROCKY..... then say it! The Rock: Steve.... Steve Austin: WHAT?! No let me answer that for you.... Hell yea you do, and I got a big problem with you, so why don't you lace your little botts up and get your stupid little tights on, and next week you and me, go one on one, one more time.... and we really find out, who has lost a step! The Rock: Steve... it would be an honor.... to whip YOUR CANDYASS ALL OVER SHOWTIME NEXT WEEK!!!! | | The crowd goes wild as The rock turns his back on Austin, as austin gets mad and turns The rock around and kicks him in the gut and delivers THE STUNNER! The rock goes down hard as Austin walks off.... | | nEw World Title Tournament: Round 1 The Godfather vs. Steve Corino The fans are going crazy for the segment they just saw as suddenly, they are interrupted by 'IT'S TIME TO COME ABOARD THE HOOOOOOOO TRAIN!!!' as out from the back walks The Pimp Daddy himself... The Godfather, we walks down to the ring with 6, gorgeous young ladies, dressed in very skimpy outfits, as he gets into the ring and starts to dance with them, as his gold jewelry jiggles everywhere as suddenly the alternative music blasts up as out from the back, with his manager Jack Victory.... walks the King of Old School... Steve Corino. The two walk down the aisle and into the ring where they meet eye to eye. Corino mouths off to the godfather as the ladies are helped out of the ring as the bell sounds. Corino swings first and nails The godfather. Godfather bounces back off the ropes and slings himself into Corino, knocking him down. The Godfather picks up Corino, and toss's him into the corner. He backs up and charges up, and charges straight at Corino, as Corino moves and The godfather nails the corner. Corino, goes for the cover, 1....2 ...kick out. Godfather gets up, and ducks a running clothesline and instead picks up corino and delivers a big time back breaker. Corino goes down holding his back. the godfather makes the cover, 1... 2... kick out! Corino slowly stagers to his feet and blocks a right hand by the godfather and nails the godfather with a big left hand. He pulls out something from his trunks and nails the godfather with what looks to be brass knuckles. The godfather goes down hard. Jack Victory then goes over and hits on some of the godfather's hot women, and the referee then becomes distracted by that. Just then, while the referee is distracted, down the ramp way runs Disco Inferno. He climbs to the top of the ropes and leaps and delivers a top rope leg drop to the back of Steve Corino's head, He rolls the godfather on top as the referee turns around and makes the count, 1.... 2.... 3!! The Godfather is moving on to the second round!! Winner: The Godfather In
Ring Promo | | After the match and both men have been helped to the back, we then suddenly are interrupted by 'THIS IS DANGEROUS' as out from the back, accompanied by Brock Lesnar walks the owner of nEw... Paul Heyman. He walks down the ramp way and into the ring, where the fans give him the biggest booing ovation of the night, as Paul takes the microphone and begins to speak..... | | Paul Heyman: Calm down people, calm down!! Now, I know it's not very often you see a man of my caliber in this redneck town of De Moines, Iowa... but try and keep your composure tonight! Now, I have a lot to get off my chest here tonight.... and I would first like to bring out, two of my fellow associates, that are apart of the Dangerous Alliance.... GIVE IT UP FOR EDGE & CHRISTIAN!!! | | 'YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!!' hits as rob Zombie breaks out as the fans begin to boo even louder as out from the back, with confused looks on their faces steps Edge and Christian. Both men walk down the aisle way together and into the ring where they join Paul, as the music slowly fades.... | | Paul Heyman: Thank you both for joining Brock and I out here. Now Edge.... Christian, it's no secrete, that last week, you both lost the nEw tag team championship belts at nEw's first pay-per-view Eruption! But you know something.... in all honesty, I think you both.... DROPPED THE F[censored]CKING BALL!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY I GAVE YOU THOSE DAMN BELTS... BECAUSE YOU WERE WORTHY OF IT, BECAUSE YOU WERE WORTH THE RISK OF JUST HANDING YOU BOTH A BELT! But then you come into this week and just expect me to forgive and forget.... well boys, I don't forget stuff that easily. | | Heyman stops talking as the crowd then begins to break out in a big 'ASS-HOLE' chant as Heyman laughs a little and starts to speak again.... | | Paul Heyman: Hey Edge, the people are talking about your mother! But now.... Edge... Christian, you both are no longer the nEw Tag team champions, and now, I am going to strike back and see just how loyal you are to this group! So boys, I want one of you to go ahead and step up to the plate... I WANT ONE OF YOUR ASS'S TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR YOUR LOSS LAST WEEK AT ERUPTION!! | | Edge and Christian look at each other with an even more confused look on their face as suddenly Edge grabs the microphone.... | | Edge: It's ok little bro, I got this one.... Paul, I'll take the blame.... it was my fault. Paul Heyman: Oh will you? Alright, that's very big of you to do that.... so Christian my boy, that leaves you.... so Christian, what I want for you to do now is.... I WANT YOU TO KICK YOUR BROTHER F[censored]CKING ASS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SICK BROCK ON YOU!!!! | | Christian turns to Edge… Edge has a puzzled look on his face. Christian shrugs his shoulders and kicks Edge in the gut and nails him with a DDT. Christian picks him back up and sets him up for the unprettier… and he nails him..... CHRISTIAN JUST LAID OUT EDGE!! | | Paul Heyman: THAT'S IT CHRISTIAN..... CHRISTIAN... NEXT TIME.... DON'T FAIL ME.... OR I'LL GET BROCK TO DO THE DIRTY WORK ON YOU!! AS FOR EDGE.... YOU STUPID PIECE OF S[censored]IT.... I HOPE YOU LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON PUNK!! | | Heyman embraces Christian as he, Heyman and Lesnar all walk off to the back together as Edge lays in the ring motionless, holding his head, as the EMT's rush out to assist him... | | nEw World Title Tournament: Round 1 Bret Hart vs. The Rock 'IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL.... WHAT THE ROCK.... IS COOKIN' hits as out from the back, to a huge ovation walks the Great One himself... the Rock, he walks out from the back, and walks down the ramp way and to the ringside area, where he gets a huge pop from the fans in the front row, as he climbs up the steel steps and stand on the middle rope outside of the ring as he raises his left arm high in the air and runs his nose through the air, smelling the electricity the fans are bringing, as suddenly the screech is heard as out from the back, wearing the pink and black wrestling gear with the nEw Television championship belt around his waist, walks the Best there is, was, and ever will be... Bret Hart. He walks down the ramp way slapping some fans hands, and walks into the ring where he poses for all the mixed cheering reaction as he takes off his belt and hands it to the referee, as well as his leather jacket as the bell sounds and he is ready to go. The two men walk over to one another and stare one another in the eyes. Hart and rock then back away and lock up, Hart gets the upper hand and toss's rock across the ring like he's nothing. As Rock lands on his ass. He stands back up as he then walks back over, and the two lock up again and this time, The rock toss' Bret across the ring as he then lands on his ass. The Rock signals for Hart to just Bring it, as Hart stands up, and goes after the Rock, and the rock executes a perfect hip toss. Hart gets up and gets nailed in the face with a right punch. Then a left. Hart slowly backs up, and the Rock is left standing in the center of the ring as the fans cheer him on. Hart then walks back over and kicks Rock in the gut. he sweeps the legs, and takes one legs and delivers the figure four. He lays down and makes Rock scream in pain. Rock slowly reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as the referee calls for Bret to break the hold, as he does. Rock slowly gets up but can't stand up, as Bret took out his leg. Hart kicks the rock while he's down, and then grabs the rock's ankles and pulls him into the center of the ring, and delivers THE SHARPSHOOTER!! could be over right here, and Bret Hart's Sharpshooter is a devastating hold too! Rock tries to hold on, but can't and taps the canvas, as the referee calls for the bell as Hart gets the win and breaks the hold. The referee award Bret the Television championship belt, as he holds it up high, as suddenly SHANE DOUGLAS JUMPS OUT OF THE CROWD AND ATTACKS BRET HART FROM BEHIND!! Douglas begins kicking away at The Hitman, as he stomps him into a mud hole. He picks up the television championship, and just stares at it, before dropping it on a laid out Bret Hart and then walks off. What a sick, twisted human begins Shane Douglas is... Winner: Bret Hart Backstage Promo | | After the match we cut to the back where we see Paul Heyman sitting at his desk once again on his cell phone, talking to someone.... as suddenly through the door with the nEw United States heavyweight belt over his shoulder.... Triple H, as Heyman hangs up the phone and immediately responds to Triple H's sudden entrance... | | Paul Heyman: Uhh, can I help you? Triple H: You wanted to see me? Paul Heyman: Oh yes... yes I did, listen Hunter, I wanted to congratulate you on your big championship title win last week at Eruption. Triple H: Thanks. Paul Heyman: And as a matter of fact, I think you would be a great addition to the Dangerous Alliance, especially seeing as you got that Championship belt right there. Triple H: I see where this is going, Heyman, you can take your little group, all your greed, and you attitude and shove right up your ass, because I want nothing to do with, I got a match tonight, with my friend Evan Karageous, and you know something... tonight I'm going to beat his ass, and get one step closer to the World Heavyweight championship! Paul Heyman: Oh really? Well I tell you what, how about we make your match tonight a little interesting, how about tonight, we go ahead and not only make your match a first round world title match, but lets go ahead and make your match tonight for that United States championship belt, and Hunter.... tonight, you will regret the day you turned down Paul Heyman!! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! Oh and before you go, let me just add, the championship CAN and will change hands on a disqualification as well! That's all! | | Triple H turns around and walks out the door, and slams it behind him. As we fade into the second hour... | | |