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[[[- New Era Wrestling had a huge week last week with the sudden attitude change by Val Venis, the nEw's world champion, as well as the Million dollar Man running down and telling Paul Heyman that he has 'bought his wrestlers' and soon he will buy the nEw.... so where does that leave nEw this week? Fighting for their lives.... struggling to survive, can a little company contend with a million dollar ego maniac? Find out this week, because nEw SHOWTIME IS NEXT!! -]]] [[[- The scene fades to black, as it then show's a fast motioned graphic lighting up the screen that shows quick motions of pictures of superstars in New Era Wrestling as the adrenaline pumping music is heard. It then all leads up to one small graphic that flash's and says 'The New Era'!! From there the scene slowly fades to black as we see a scene that reminds us of last week's show. It shows many clips of Heyman running the show until seeing Val Venis disappear as the bag of money is left in his tracks, then showing the Million dollar Man reveal his Million dollar plan to the world, as the fans are stunned at what they see. Val Venis raises his hand with the mega bucks as they leave the ring as we slowly fade out into a live portion of nEw Showtime.... -]]] [[[- From there the scene slowly fades into the arena as we see the fireworks shoot from both sides of the arena and down to the entrance way as the pyro's explode from all corners as we welcome you all to nEw SHOWTIME!! The camera spans across the wide sea of fans, holding up their signs and going nuts as suddenly... 'HAHAHAHA, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MOOOOOOONEYYYYYY' begins to play as through the back, with IRS and Virgil, we See the Million dollar man lead the way as Mr. Perfect, Randy Orton, Billy Kidman, Stacy Kiebler, and Val Venis all walk to the ring as the fans are shown booing them like crazy as the group gets into the ring and raises their arms high as Virgil throws a bunch of money into the air as it blows through the air as Dibiase begins to laugh as he gets on the microphone.... -]]] 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Shut up all you penny pinching peons!! I'm running this show from here on out!! I'm the guy who plans on buying this company, and tonight... I have brought a whole bunch of money and tonight, I'm going to offer it to the owners of nEw via satellite.... tonight!!! But as I said last week on Showtime, I let the world know that I was here to build an empire, an empire of riches, an empire of gold, an empire of wealth, and thus far I have gone out, and bought some of the nEw finest talent on the roster! I purchased the only man in this business with the perfect record... Mr. Perfect!! I went out and bought Randy Orton, the current Million Dollar Champion!!! I went out and I made a purchase on Billy Kidman, and yes, I even bought the nEw World Heavyweight Champion himself.... Val Venis!!! And why? Because when your a man with an endless bank account, you can do whatever you want... whenever you want, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [[[- Suddenly the fans begin to boo even louder as Ted hands the microphone over to the world champion.... with a new attitude.... -]]] Val Venis: Thank you Mr. Dibiase, thank you for bringing me into this empire. Thank you for allowing me to lead this great dynasty! Thank you Ted, for allowing me, the nEw World Heavyweight champion to walk into the Million dollar corporation as the troop leader! Ted.... most of all, I want to thank you, for letting me see the light! Thank you for showing me the way, and letting me know that winning belts doesn't get you anywhere.... Money gets you where you want to go! You know, all this leads back to what Chief Jay Strongbow said to me a long time ago. He said in this company, you can make friends, or you can make some money! And well, I already got some friends.... and now I'm ready to make some money!!! [[[- Without notice, 'THIS IS DANGEROUS' hits as out from the back walks Paul Heyman, with Brock Lesnar at his side, as he has a microphone in hand, as the two begin to walk to the ring, as shockingly, Paul Heyman gets inside the ring and begins to speak.... -]]] Paul Heyman: Val Venis.... let's be honest here, I never liked you, I didn't like anything about you, but most of all I never liked you either Dibiase! You want to talk about fame, and fortune. You want to talk about money.... well all the money lies in my pocket, because in case you haven't noticed lately.... I am the nEw Commishioner... I make the rules, I pay your pay checks so unless you want to continue to receive those pay check, I suggest you take your big money bags and leave this ring, because I got even bigger news for the world! 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Look little man, the Million dollar corporation.... money INC.... we do what we want, when we want to do it, and just because you like to abuse your power, doesn't mean we have to leave this ring. Because just incase you haven't realized yet..... you can't do a show without wrestlers, and it looks like all your top talent stands in the ring with me.... right here! Paul Heyman: Dibiase, I tried warning you but since your being so hard headed.... I WOULD TURN.............AROUND!!!! [[[- Suddenly the entire group turns around as we see Edge, Christian, Lance Storm and Justin Credible standing there with chairs, as Brock Lesnar spears Virgil and IRS with a double spear, as Dibiase runs away out of the ring, as Edge and Christian deliver a con-Chair-toe to Mr. Perfect and Credible lays into Randy Orton with the Kendo Stick, as Val Venis ducks and runs before Storm can get a hold of him with his chair as the Dangerous Alliance takes back their ground standing in the ring with their arms raised high in the air as the fans to a sudden shocker begin to cheer for the Dangerous Alliance as they stand tall in the ring as we fade into the backstage area.... -]]] [[[- We cut to the back where we see big Sal and Little Guido standing in the back talking.... -]]] Little Guido: I'ma hurt 'em Big Sal, i'ma lay in'to da punk!! Big Sal: You's gunna punk dos boys out tonight Guido and make da family proud!! [[[- Just then out of no where The Outlaws bust through the door..... -]]] Road Dogg Jesse James: Oh you didn't know..... Little Guido: Who da hell are you's guys? Road Dogg Jesse James: My name is R to the O to the A to the D and I'm rollin' up in here with that A double crocked letter!! The B to the A to the D! Big Sal: [tries to spell out what he just said in his mind] Hey Guido... what da hell 'des guys just say? 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn: what we said was I'm the Bad ass Billy Gunn, and this here is the road Dogg, we are the NEW AGE OUTLAWS!! Little Guido: Wow, we supposed to be impressed by you's guys? 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn: Damn right bitch! [[[- Big Sal then lunges at Billy Gunn as Guido holds him back..... -]]] Little Guido: Hold it big Sal... 'des boys don't know who they dealin' wit! Road Dogg Jesse James: Why the hell you talk like that? Do you have some type of speech impediment? Little Guido: Ok... dat's it, I was trying to be nice to ya's but now you's crossed da line. Come on Sal... let's punk 'des boys out! [[[- Big Sal nails Gunn as Guido knocks down Road Dogg as they continue to kick the hell out of them as some referee's jump to the scene to hold both of them back..... -]]] Little Guido: Next time don't try and mess with us... because we are FULL BLOODED ITALIANS!!! [[[- Guido and Sal leave the dressing room as the camera zooms up on a motionless Road dogg and Billy gunn who lay in pain on the ground..... -]]]
[[[- After the match we cut to the back as we see Shannon Moore walking with Stephanie as we listen in... -]]] Shannon Moore: Stephanie... I couldn't be more pleased about how my career has been going as of late with you guiding it, but what's up with Shane? Stephanie McMahon: Shannon, Shane hit his head a little too hard recently, I think it would be best for the both of us to kind of.... keep away from Shane for a little while! Shannon Moore: That's cool! [[[- Just then Obi-Shane Kenobi jumps in front of the two as they walk down the hallway... -]]] Obi-Shane Kenobi: Evening Shane... Stephanie! You both look very well! Shannon Moore: Uhh, hey Shane! Stephanie McMahon: Ya, Na-Noo, Na-Noo, or whatever you say! Obi-Shane Kenobi: Oh how funny you are Stephanie, but remember.... laughter is not the key to everything! Stephanie McMahon: Okay.............. Obi-Shane Kenobi: I must go now, I have a match later tonight, may the force be with you! Shannon Moore: Later Shane! [[[- The two watch Shane walk off as suddenly a door near them busts open as a black man starts dancing his way down the hallway... -]]] The Cat: OHHHHHH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THESE FEET, THEY HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN!! [[[- Shane and Stephanie turn around and see The Cat dancing as they start to laugh... -]]] The Cat: What the hell is so funny banana nose and melon breats?! Stephanie McMahon: Excuse me... these breasts are 100% natural! The Cat: Hahahaha, yea and next thing your going to say is your a virgin right..... hahahaha!!! Shannon Moore: Hey why don't you shut up?! The Cat: Why? Because I'm makin fun of your fat girlfriend, OHHHHH!! Shannon Moore: No because your obnoxious! The Cat: Yea, well i tell you what, why don't you take your blonde hair, banana nose, punk ass down to that ring next week and I can give you a 3 TIME KARATE FIGHTING CHAMPION BEATING..... OHHHH I HAVE SPOKEN!!!! [[[- The cat then walks off dancing his way down the hallway as Stephanie and Shannon look at each other as Shannon gets the last word... -]]] Shannon Moore: Do I really have a big nose? Stephanie McMahon: Do my breasts really look that unnatural? [[[- From there we fade into the next match.... -]]]
[[[- We cut backstage again, as we see Stone cold Steve Austin sitting in the back room drinking beer with the United States Championship belt over his shoulder, as suddenly, nEw backstage announcer, Terri runnels walks up to get in a word... -]]] Terri Runnels: Mr. Austin..... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: ............ Terri Runnels: Mr. Austin..... I was just wondering if I could get your thoughts on your opponent tonight, Shannon Moore? 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: ............. Terri Runnels: Okay, thank you Steve! [[[- ... Terri walks off as Austin continues to gulp down his beer.. -]]]
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We cut to the back where we see
Paul Heyman sitting behind a large wooden desk with his "boys"
sitting on the couch, as we listen in...
Paul Heyman: alright, here's what we're going to do, Christian Edge... welcome back to the Alliance! Edge: Thanks it feels good to be back! Christian: Yea.... nEw rocks!! Paul Heyman: anyways... Storm, Credible, Christian, Edge, Lesnar, you five are going to have to stand tall... you five are the guys who need to be the big dogs in this company. We have been threatened by guys with a big money and tonight, they could become the new opwners of nEw when Dibiase offers the presidents of this comapny a big portion of money! But it's our job to stop him. It's our job to make sure he xdoesn't make it to that ring tonight... you get what i'm saying! Lance Storm: Yea we got you Heyman! Edge: Dude, it's in the bag! Paul Heyman: But where is Evan? I haven't heard from him all week, have any of you? Lance Storm: Nope! Paul Heyman: Credible? Justin Credible: No bro, haven't talked to him! Edge: Don't look at us Paul... we've been playing in backgammon and battle ship tournaments all week! [[[-Just then Madusa bursts through the door....-]]] Madusa: I'm here! Paul Heyman: Where's Evan? Madusa: Let's just say Evan didn't have the balls to complete his nEw contract! Paul Heyman: So why are you here? Madusa: Paul I'm here to stick up for the team... I'm here to back you guys up! Paul Heyman: Fine.... ok boys, you know what to do... now lets go kick some million dollar ass!! [[[-The group then run through the door as the next match slowly fades in....-]]]
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We cut to the back where we see
Goldust of all people sitting in a dark room standing by as the fans
begin to wonder what in the hell he is doing...
Goldust: New Era Wrestling..... "It's time to rise up and create a new era of opportunity!!" Taking the dream.... 1956!! New Era Wrestling.... it's time... oh yes, it's time to see a New Era hit the stage. It's time for a new superstar to rise up and take what is rightfully his!! For next week, I have been told that I face Scott Steiner in a saga that shall continue for weeks to come! Scott Steiner you are not a man.... you are not a genetic freak, for the only freak in this company is I... the golden one.... the director of shattered Dreams Productions.... ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......... GOLDUST!!!!! [[[-From there the screen goes black and then into the next match....-]]]
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