[[[- We cut to the back where we Kurt Angle walking down the backstage area as suddenly he is jumped by shane Douglas, Douglas nails him with a chair.... -]]]

Shane Douglas: Tried to break my ankle last week Angle... How do you like me now!!!!

[[[- He continues to unload on Angle as angle screams in pain as Douglas just won't let up..... -]]]

Shane Douglas: You want the truth Angle... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! AND THAT IS TRUE!!!

[[[- Just then a bunch of nEw referee's flee to the scene and break the two up as Angle is attended to by referee's as we fade out to the next match showing angle's pain across his face..... -]]]

Steve Austin vs Shannon Moore 
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- The arena is silent for a moment and then.... SMASH... The glass shatters and the fans go nuts as the nEw United States Champion walks down to the ring. Austin has the ever present swagger in his walk and is trash talking as usual. He gets in the ring and poses on all 4 corners with his belt held high. Austin paces up and down in the ring waiting the arrival of his opponent. Moore's music then hits and continues playing. Moore is not to be seen. His music re-starts and he still does not appear on the ramp. His music then re-starts one last time and as Austin is standing, waiting impatiently, Shannon Moore bursts through the crowd and leaps into the ring attacking Austin from behind. Austin is trapped in the corner of the ring as Moore stomps away at Austin's chest. Moore stomps 1 last time and drags Austin back up to his feet where he snap suplexes Stone Cold back down to the canvas. Moore gets up and taunts Austin but gets a low blow for his troubles. Moore drops to his knees in pain as Austin drags himself up using the ropes. The two square off face to face in the ring exchanging loud and painful slaps to each others chests. Austin gains the advantage and sends Moore staggering back into the turnbuckle where Austin does his trademark mud hole stomping. Austin gives More the middle finger and hits 1 last stomp on his chest. The crowd are chanting "WHAT" every time Austin attempts a move. Austin hits Moore with some hard rights and bounces him back off the ropes. Austin leaps into the air and LOU THESZ PRESS on Moore. 1..2..3.. Austin continually nails Moore in the head with the left and right hands. Austin hops back to his feet and drops the elbow to the throat of Moore. He hooks Moore's leg and the referee counts...1....2... kick out by Moore. Austin complains to the ref that it should have been a 3 count but the ref dis-agrees. Stone Cold turns around to be met by a Shannon Moore dropkick to the face which sends Austin down the the mat. Moore quickly leaps onto Austin but only gets a 2 count. The two continue to exchange blows until Austin manages to duck under a Moore right hand and then kicks him in the stomach. Austin has Moore set up for the Stunner! CRACK!!! STONE COLD STUNNER! Stephanie is on the apron, as she then gets into the ring, austin gets up and kicks her in the gut... STUNNER!!! He hooks the leg, 1.... 2....3!!! Austin has beaten both Shannon Moore and Stephanie McMahon leaving them both motionless in the ring!! OHHHH HELL YEA!  -]]]
Winner: Steve Austin

[[[- We cut backstage where we see Shawn Stasiak and Maven with Jackie sitting in their locker room in the back... -]]]

Maven: Man... where the hell is Shane at?

Jackie: He promised you a surprise!

Shawn Stasiak: Forget Shane Maven..... you need to concentrate on your big match tonight with Billy Kidman!

[[[- Just then Shane McMahon bursts into the locker room... -]]]

Shane McMahon: Where's my guy? Where's my future star?!! 

Maven: Look Shane we got to talk...

Shane McMahon: There's no time to talk, I promised you a big surprise this week and this week your going to get it!

Shawn Stasiak: Then why don't you tell him!?

Maven: Spill it Shane....

Shane McMahon: Maven, I got you booked.... in a big main event match!

Maven: MAIN EVENT??!! HERE IN nEw?!!

Shane McMahon: Well, not exactly!

Maven: Where did you book me then Shane?

Shane McMahon: Maven... your fighting Billy the Bull Rider this Tuesday night at the San Jose Missouri annual pig roast for the Missouri Valley Championship belt!! Is that something or what?!

Maven: .................. GET OUT!!!

Shane McMahon: What?! Look I know it's nothing major but you have to start small in order to work your way up!

Maven: .................. GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM! You don't work for me anymore Shane, get the hell out!

Shane McMahon: So does this mean your not going to fight this Tuesday?

[[[- Maven slams the door as he gets the last word in... -]]]

Maven: Dumb ass!

[[[- From there we fade into the next match... -]]]

Obi-Shane Kenobi vs Chris Jericho
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: nEw Television Championship

[[[- 5..4...3..2..1... BOOM... Break the walls down.... Jericho appears at the top of the aisle in his usual Y pose. He spins around smiling and begins to walk to the ring arrogantly. He enters the ring with that big smile on his face as Obi-Shane's music hits, He walks down to the ring in his star wars gear swinging his light sabre. Obi-Shane leaps up onto the ring apron using his Jedi force. He quickly enters the ring and swings at Jericho with his light sabre... Jericho ducks and avoids his head being chopped off... that may have hurt his chances of winning... Jericho charges at Obi-Shane and takes him down with a modified football tackle. Shane's light sabre flies out of the ring and Jericho begins to hit Shane with some hard lefts and rights. Jericho gets up and stomps on Shane's chest a few times before picking him up and hitting a backbreaker. Shane holds his back as Jericho arrogantly places his foot on Obi-Shane's chest forcing the ref to count. 1... easy kick out by Shane. Obi-Shane slowly gets up only to be met by some very vicious chops which send him crashing back down. Jericho hits a leg drop across Shane's throat. Jericho lands a few more punches to Shane's head which send him rocking backwards, Shane swings back but Jericho ducks and hits Obi-Shane in the back of the head with a modified spinning kick. Shane clutches his head and suckers Jericho in. Obi-Shane gets a roll up... 1....2... kick out by Jericho. Shane quickly pops to to his feet and hits Jericho with a suplex. Shane picks Jericho by his hair and lifts him up and WHAM.. huge power slam on Jericho. 1...2...THR.. kick out by Jericho. Obi-Shane can't believe it and slams the mat in frustration. Obi-Shane charges at Jericho who ducks and sweeps Shane's legs away. Jericho gets hold of Obi-Shane's legs and looks to turn him over into the Walls of Jericho. But Shane reverses it and rolls him into a small package, he holds the tights, 1.... 2....3!! Obi-Shane Kenobi escapes with a huge successful title defense!!   -]]]
Winner: AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION.....Obi-Shane-Kenobi

[[[- We cut backstage again, as we see Randy Orton and Mr. Perfect standing by with Terri Runnels... -]]]

Terri Runnels: Randy Orton... Mr. Perfect tonight.....

Mr. Perfect: Look honey, these people came here tonight to take a look at some real talent in this business, so why don't you take a hike and me and Randy can take it from here!

Terri Runnels: Fine...

[[[- ... Terri walks off as Mr. Perfect continues his speech.  -]]]

Mr. Perfect: Now for all you little kids out there looking on, wanting to know what it takes to be Mr. Perfect, well guess what, news flash, breaking story.... YOU CAN'T!! You see there's only one Mr. Perfect and your looking at him, and tonight, Randy Orton and myself, are going to become the brand new nEw Tag team champions, isn't that right Randy!

Randy Orton: Mr. Perfect, I've held the Television Championship, and I'm the current Million dollar champion, and after tonight the million dollar corporation can add the Tag team belts to their list of accomplishments!!

Mr. Perfect: That's right..... Impact Players.... we don't claim to be the best, because we are the best and after tonight, Randy Orton and myself will prove that not only are we the best, but that Nobody beats Mr. Perfect and Randy Orton.....

Randy Orton: ........ Nobody......

[[[- ... Mr. Perfect drops the microphone as we fade to the ring for the tag team championship match......  -]]]

Impact Players vs Randy Orton & Mr. Perfect
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- The lights dim a little as "Money Money Money Money Money..." is heard throughout the P.A system. The fans give a mixed reaction as Mr. Perfect comes out from the back followed by the rookie, Randy Orton. They both slowly walk around the top of the ramp when Perfect spits out gum and swats it away. The duo make their way down the isle and slide into the ring. Perfect first, followed by Orton. They get in the ring as Perfect raises his arms in the air and smiles. Then, The Impact Player's music hits as both Storm and Credible are seen at the top of the ramp. They point to the back and then out to the ring when Dawn Marie walks out. The players walk down the isle and into the ring with their Tag titles around their waist. They hand them to Dawn and then get in the ring as the bell rings for the match to begin. Lance Storm gets to the outside and Justin Credible stays in and goes up against Mr. Perfect. They both lock horns as the ref gets in position. Perfect overpowers Credible and throws him down to the mat. He then stomps at his rib's while he is down. Credible rolls a bit holding his rib cage. Mr. Perfect then picks up Credible by the head and whips him into the ropes and catches him and suplexes him in mid air. He then gets up and faces the crowd and wipes his hands against each other like it was nothing. He turns around as Credible gets up but Perfect kicks him in a downward motion at his head. He then brings Justin Credible over to his corner and tags in Randy Orton. Mr. Perfect pulls Credible's arm up for Randy and Randy punches the rib cage of Justin Credible. Randy then kick's Justin and delivers a quickly placed implant DDT. Randy gets up and smiles at the job himself and Mr. Perfect are doing so far. Randy whips Justin into the corner of the ring then. Justin stays there, taking a breather. Randy gets in the opposite corner and charges at Justin to go for a spear but Justin moves and Randy's shoulder connects with the ringpost, Randy then turns around in pain, only to be clocked in the face with the superkick. Credible, unable to capitalize, however, lays on the mat in pain. Both men, instead of doing the smart thing like tagging, they both get up at the same time and start exchanging blows, one after the other, When Credible gets the upper hand and takes down Randy with a left hand. He then grabs Randy up by the hair and whips him into the ropes and gives him a huge running clothesline. Justin goes over to Lance then and makes the easy tag. Storm gets into the ring where he hammers Orton, gets up and Storm tosses him off the ropes and delivers a sweep. He takes the leg, MAPLE LEAF SUBMISSION!! Val Venis runs to the ring, he rolls in, but Justin Credible is in the ring, Dawn Marie tosses him the kendo stick. WHACK!!! Venis is out, and Orton is tapping. The Players retain their tag team gold!! My god what a match!!   -]]]
Winner: AND STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....The Impact Players

[[[- We cut backstage once more as we see The Dangerous Allaince standing at Money INC's door as Heyman delivers some final instructions... -]]]

Paul Heyman: On the count of three, break down that door Brock! 1.... 2.....3!!!!!

[[[- Brock kicks the door down as Heyman and then rest run into the locker room as they just see a big pile of money as suddenly the door slams behind them!! IT'S VAL VENIS!!!  he locks them in as the million dollar man stands in the background laughing his head off... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Hahahaha, no one is going to stop me from buying this company!!! Because whatever the Million Dollar man wants... he gets, hahahahaha!!

[[[- Venis and Dibiase begin to walk off grining as we zoom in on the locked door as the Alliance starts pounding on it as Venis then puts a huge forklift in front of it, making sure they don't escape as we fade into the next match.... -]]]

Maven vs Billy Kidman
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: First match of the nEw Iron Man Championship

[[[- Maven's music hits as he along with Jackie make there way to the ringside area as Maven looks pumped for his match with Billy Kidman.  Billy Kidman then makes his way to the ring with Torrie Wilson by his side as Money Inc. music hits.  As the bell Kidman and Maven start to lock up and Maven gets the upperhand, he then whips Kidman into the corner then nails him with a arm smash into the corner.  Maven then kicks Kidman as he then starts tot choke him with his foot as the ref breaks it up.  Maven picks up Kidman and nails him with a running powerslam as he gets the crowd pumped.  Maven then picks up Billy Kidman whips him into the ropes Kidman comes off and does a baseball slide on Maven then gets to his knees and nails a hurricanrana.  Kidman then nails a legsmash on Maven then he picks him up throws him into the ropes and nails a dropkick on him.  Kidman starst to kick on Maven some more then he goes to the top rope an dnails a flying elbow drop on Maven.  Kidman then goes for the cover but he only get sthe two as Maven kicks out Kidman starts to argue with the ref as Maven is able to get to his feet.  Maven then nails a clothesline to the back of Kidman as his head is turned, Maven then picks him up and nails a spinning piledriver on Kidman, Maven throws him into the corner and starts to take him to the tope rope. Maven then tries his finisher, the belly to back suplex but Torrie Wilson gets on the apron and pushes him as the ref is distracted by Virgil and Kidman is able to kick Maven to the middle of the ring as he gets to his feet and nails the Shooting Star Press as he goes for the pin. 1.... 2....3!!! Kidman gets the win in the first Iron Man match!! -]]]
Winner: Billy Kidman

[[[- We cut backstage once more as we see the Dangerous Alliance banging on the door trying to get out as Money INC grins as they begin to laugh as Dibiase begins to speak... -]]]

Paul Heyman: OPEN THIS DOOR YOU BASTARDS!!!!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Hahahaha, Heyman, consider yourself, unemployed from this moment forward, because after I deliver my offer to your boss's back at nEw Headquarters in New York.... I'm going to be the new nEw commissioner, once and for all!!

[[[- From there we fade out and into tonight's main event match as we see one more look of Money INC laughing their heads off in the back.... -]]]

Shane Douglas vs Kurt Angle
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: First match of the nEw Iron Man Championship
[[[- Perfect Strangers by Deep Purple starts to play as The Franchise Shane Douglas makes his way to the ringside area with Francine.  Then Angle's music hits as Kurt Angle makes his way down to the ring as the crowd starts to chant you suck, he gets in the ring dances around and before the bell Sounds the Franchise attack him.  Douglas starts to kick Angle in the ribcage and then in the head, he picks him up throws him into the ropes and nails him with a kick to the stomach then a ddt on Angle.  The Franchise then picks up Angle goes for a pile driver but Angle is able to over Power Shane Douglas as Douglas, Angle then picks up Douglas and nails him with a belly to back suplex, then another.  Angle gets up lets out a hugh WOOOO starts to dance, Francine then gets on the apron to distract the referre as Shane nails a low blow on Kurt.  Shane then goes to the top rope and nails a face smash as Angle gets to the top, Shane then latches on the cobra clutch on Angle but Angle doesn't tap.  Angle is able to break out of the submission he then does a roll over, Shane then runs at him but Angle dunks nails him with a bulldog.  Angle picks up Douglas whips him to the ropes kicks him then he nails the Olympic Slam on Douglas, Angle then locks in the Ankle lock as Douglas taps out, and Angle gets 1 point in the Iron Man Championship.  -]]]
Winner: Kurt Angle

[[[- After the match is over, angle celebrates in the ring with both fingers held high in the air as suddenly... 'HAHAHAHA, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MOOOOOOONEYYYYYY' begins to play as through the back, with IRS and Virgil, we See the Million dollar man lead the way as Mr. Perfect, Randy Orton, Billy Kidman, Stacy Kiebler, and Val Venis all walk to the ring as the fans are shown booing them like crazy as the group gets into the ring and raises their arms high as Virgil throws a bunch of money into the air as it blows through the air as Dibiase begins to laugh as he  signals for Kurt angle to leave, as he does as Shane Douglas leaves the ring as well as Dibiasegets on the microphone.... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: All of you people here boo me, but the truth is, I can buy every single one of you people right now at the snap of my two fingers!!! Now, the Dangerous Alliance is tucked away in the back safe and sound, so nobody can interrupt me being crowned as the new Owner of nEw. so without further a due, Virgil, show the world the cash!!!

[[[- Virgil opens up the briefcase and then opens up the large garbage bag full of money as we listen back in.... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: That right there is easily around a half billion dollars!! So can we please bring up, live via satellite... the nEw owners as I offer them the opportunity of a lifetime!!

[[[- Dibiase waits for the Mega Tron to light up with the satellite view as we then see the nEw owners both sitting behind a desk, as the "Live Via satellite" shows at the bottom of the screen as suddenly their image goes away as THE GLASS SHATTERS!! OH my GOD!! Austin's Mega Tron begins to play as he begins to walk down the aisle way and into the ring with a cooler of beer and a microphone in hand!! AUSTIN IS HERE, AUSTIN IS GOING TO RAISE HELL!!.... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: What in the hell is he doing here?!

[[[- Austin raises both arms on the middle rope as the fans go crazy, as he gets down and does the same on the remaining 3 turnbuckles as the music keeps playing as he begins to speak.... -]]]

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: What in the hell are you doing here Austin!! This was supposed to be my moment to shine!!!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: I said....

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Austin I....

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?! You think your special? You think your a big guy because you got some money? WHAT?!  I said... do you think your better then Stone cold because you have a pair of twenties on you?!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: Well....

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: SHUT UP! You think that old Stone cold gives a damn what you have? EH, EH!!! You see Stone cold Steve Austin can do what he wants, when he wants and the bottom line is, I walked down this ramp to talk to you about a little business proposition!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: I'm trying to buy this company and you want to talk turkey?!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I need beer money.... I drank all my beer and seeing as you got the dough, I need some money!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: You want....  beer money? 

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Damn right!

'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: I tell you what Austin, why don't you come aboard of Money INC.... and we will be sure to buy you plenty of beer!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: That's cool with me!

[[[- Austin shakes Dibiase's hand as he hands over a few hundreds to Austin for beer money as the group embraces in a big hug as Austin begins to get boo'ed as dibiase turns his back on Austin and turns back around and STUNNER!!!! AUSTIN STUNNED DIBIASE!! Perfect runs at him... STUNNER! Orton runs at him.... STUNNER!! Kidman charges at him..... STUNNER!! AUSTIN IS A MAD MAN!! He delivers a huge right hand to Venis, knocks him back into the corner, but Venis charges at him, Austin ducks, and STUNNER TO THE WORLD CHAMPION!! The crowd goes nuts as Austin has just cleaned house.... -]]]

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: DTA, you stupid pieces of Trash... Don't Trust Anybody...... oh and thanks for the beer money!!

[[[- Austin's music hits as he sticks the moneys in his pocket, grabs a few Budweiser's and begins to drink beer while standing on the middle rope as the fans go absolutely crazy as we fade out showing the Million dollar corporation standing at the top of the ramp way holding their necks from the stunners, walking backwards as we fade out seeing Austin deliver the finger to Money Inc as the show ends.... -]]]

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