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[[[- Dark Matches -]]] The Hurricane def. Mankind [[[- End Dark Matches -]]] [[[- New Ownership.... a new face behind the nEw corporate desk. Last week on Showtime, the entire New Era Wrestling officials as well as the wrestlers laid eyes on their new boss, as one half of the nEw owners revealed that the newest Commissioner to New Era Wrestling, was none other then former Owner of the now defunct Solid Gold Wrestling, Arn Anderson. Anderson took charge from the start by removing Ted Dibiase from the building, and throwing Paul Heyman out as well. Now we go into the first official week of Arn Anderson's reign as leader of New Era Wrestling. what will he have in store for the company, as well as the wrestlers? Ladies and Gentlemen, nEw SHOWTIME IS NEXT!!! -]]] [[[- The scene begins as we hear many clips from last weeks Showtime when the nEw co-owner walked out in front of everyone and said.... 'PAUL HEYMAN..... YOUR SUSPENDED!!!' then we hear the big announcement 'THE NEW COMMISSIONER OF NEW ERA WRESTLING...... ARN ANDERSON!!'...Heyman is stunned... 'NOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!'... Anderson makes his entrance and... 'MY FIRST ACT AS COMMISHIONER IS TO GET TED DIBIASE AND PAUL HEYMAN, THE HELL OUT OF THE BUILDING!!'... Heyman is shown being removed from the building as we then see a clip from where Arn was back in his office telling Val Venis the big news... 'VENIS, AT RESURRECTION... YOU GOT A UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH, WITH STONE COLD!!'... Venis is shown being livid as we fade into the main event where Austin took on Rob Van Dam. Venis runs to the ring and interrupts everything causing Van Dam to score the victory as Venis ended last week telling Austin how it is going to be.... 'AT RESURRECTION...... I WILL END YOU... Faded effect... YOU...YOU...you!!!. As we fade into the entrance for nEw Showtime. -]]] [[[- The scene opens up tonights nEw Showtime outside in the parking lot area. We see a large white limo pull up to the building. The night sky glistens down upon the Houston arena. The limo stops, as the driver gets out, and walks to the back of the limo. He opens the back door as out of the limo steps Arn Anderson!! The Commissioner of New Era Wrestling has arrived!! He stands tall, proud of his company, as he shuts the door and begins walking into the building as he is stopped by a nEw official -]]] nEw Official Fit Finley: ARN..... ARN!!! Arn Anderson: Hey what's going on? nEw Official Fit Finley: Arn... I just wanted to be the first to welcome you here tonight as the Commissioner, I have been watching you for so long, and I think your going to be just what nEw needs! Arn Anderson: Well thank you fit... Glad to be on board, now if you'll excuse me, I got a show to run! nEw Official Fit Finley: Oh, haha, right Arn... good luck to you tonight! Arn Anderson: Thanks. [[[- Arn begins to walk towards the entrance door as suddenly two men, wearing black hoods and black clothes jump Arn! OH MY GOD, ARN IS BEING ASSAULTED!! Arn gets up, and tries to fight back but the two men are just too much for him to handle. One of the hooded men takes him and throws him head first into a near by dumpster. Arn begins to bleed from the forehead, as the second hooded man picks him up and lifts Arn above his head as he tosses him right into the dumpster and shuts the lid, as one of the men begins to speak.... -]]] Hooded Man #1: Welcome....... for Arn.... The Games have begun!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! [[[- The hooded men walk off the camera as the EMT's rush to the scene to attend to our Commissioner, who in the hell were those two? Whoever they are... they have hell to pay!! From there we fade back into the backstage area .... -]]] [[[- We cut to the back where we see The Cat who was just watching the monitor and saw what just happened as we listen in.... -]]] The Cat Ernest Miller: Damn.... what a bunch of banana nose, yellow belly fools, those punks aint got nothing on Arn! [[[- Just then Kurt angle walks in and walks past Ernest Miller and places his Television title down and bends over to tie his shoe in front of the Cat as Miller gets disgusted..... -]]] The Cat Ernest Miller: Uhh.... you want to go do that somewhere else, because I really don't feel like staring at your ass.... you got me?! [[[- Angle stands up and turns around and looks at The Cat as they are now eye to eye..... -]]] Kurt Angle: Well, well, well, we meet again Cat, hey I got a quick question for you, which movie was your favorite to be apart of? The Cat Ernest Miller: What the hell are you talkin' 'bout? Kurt Angle: Well I mean I loved you in Ernest goes to camp, Ernest saves Christmas, and my all time favorite, Ernest's Trick or Treat adventure? The Cat Ernest Miller: Boy, that's Ernest from the movie screen, he's a fool, I'm the Cat Ernest Miller, the three time, three time, three time Karatee fighting champion! Kurt Angle: Oh that's right..... well "CAT" I just realized that at Resurrection, you are going to be facing me for my Television championship belt, and seeing as last week I laid you out backstage, I think this week, I'm going to put you out FOR GOOD! The Cat Ernest Miller: You forgetin' one thing though fool... Kurt Angle: Forgetting what? The Cat Ernest Miller: The guy behind you.... Kurt Angle: What guy? [[[- Angle turns around and sees no one behind him, as he turns back around and gets a kick right to the mouth. Angle goes down hard as The Cat picks up the Television championship belt and stands over Kurt Angle..... -]]] The Cat Ernest Miller: And now.... I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!! [[[- Angle lays on the ground holding his mouth as the Cat throws the belt down on Angle's chest as he walks off, as we fade back to the ring for the first match..... -]]]
[[[- After the match we cut to the Parking lot again as we see a tons of EMTs attending to Arn Anderson as suddenly a mud covered truck pulls up in the parking lot with Bo and Stan Dupp inside of it as they are hauling a bunch of hay in the back of the pick up. They stop as a crash from the back explodes out the exhaust as they open up the door asa bunch of chickens and dogs burst from the truck as we listen in... -]]] Bo Dupp: WHOOOOOOO DOGGY! Stan, we fin'ly made it to this here arena! Stan Dupp: Yea I rekon Vampiro and his Crowbar ain hurr yet! Bo Dupp: How you know? Stan Dupp: B'cus Vampiro's only come out during the day! Bo Dupp: No they don't you dumb son of a bitch, Vampiro's come out at nite, b'cus they afraid of the liiiiight Stan Dupp: Oh... rekon so! Bo Dupp: But why does a Vampiro need a crowbar? Stan Dupp: He's scurred? Bo Dupp: Prolly aint got any friends to get a par'ner! Stan Dupp: I rekon... but Bo, I'm hungary! Bo Dupp: We got some left over turkey meat in the pick up! Stan Dupp: YEEEEEE HAWWWW!! I LOVE TURKEY MEAT! [[[-Bo jumps in the back of the pick up and digs through all the hay in the back for the turkey meat, as he unvails Vampiro and Crowbar in the back of the pickup!!!! Vampiro and Crowbar attack Stan Dupp and lay him out cold, as Bo turns around and jumps up to save his brother but crowbar nails him in the stomach and throws him off the truck as both Dupps are left in pain. We then fade to the ring as we see both Dupps laying in pain as Fluff Dupp rushes to their aid....-]]]
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After the match we cut to the back where we see
Terri Runnels standing by with tonights World Title challenger... Mr.
Perfect, with his manager Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan....
Terri Runnels: Mr. Perfect... tonight, you fight for... Mr. Perfect: Look honey, your cute and all but why don't you leave this interview to me! Terri Runnels: Fine.... [[[-
Terri gives Mr. Perfect the
microphone and walks off....
Mr. Perfect: Lance Storm.... tonight, there's going to be a Storm alright... but this Storm is going to be like a tornado in the night....... dropping down and taking everything it sees in it's path, and when the night is all over, and the storm has cleared, your going to be looking at the brand new nEw World Heavyweight champion. Lance.... I think your focussing to much on Rob Van Dam as of late, and you need to be focussing on me, because tonight, I'm going to deliver the PERFECT beating and become... the PERFECT champion here in New Era Wrestling, and why? BECAUSE NOBODY BEATS MR. PERFECT..... [[[-
Just then Mr. Perfect turns his
head and sees Rob Van Dam standing next to him smiling...
Mr. Perfect: What the hell do you want? Rob Van Dam: Nothing dude, just watching you cut your promo! Mr. Perfect: Then why are you smiling?! Rob Van Dam: Because you're funny! Mr. Perfect: What are you talking about? Nothing I say is humorous, I'm trying to be serious here, I'm trying to make a point and all you do is just stand there like a idiot and give me some sort of stupid grin? Rob Van Dam: Calm down Curt, listen, I'm sure your excited about your match tonight, but to be honest, your fighting a losing battle because at Ressurection, the title is coming home to [[[- Points to himself -]]] ROB..... VAN...... DAM!! [[[- Van Dam smiles and turns to walk away as Mr. Perfect is shown with a disgruntled look on his face as Van Dam walks away as we fade into the next match... -]]]
[[[-
After the match we go to the back
where we see 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin sitting down, drinking a beer.
Debra is standing close behind him, as he gets up to get another
beer....
Debra Austin: Steve this is your 7th beer, don't you think you should slow down? 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?! Debra Austin: Don't do that... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?! Debra Austin: Steve, you know I hate it when.... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?! Debra Austin: I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!! STOP!!! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I DON'T HAVE TO STOP DEBRA... I'M STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.... I AM THE NEW ERA WRESTLING UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IF THE CHAMP WANTS TO DRINK ANOTHER BEER THEN I'LL DAMN WELL DO IT! Debra Austin: STOP SCREAMING AT ME, I'M YOUR WIFE, NOT A SLAVE!! [[[-
Just then the dressing room door
swings open as IT'S VAL VENIS!!! Venis charges at Austin and shoves him
right into Debra. Debra fly's back from the impact and nails her head
against the wall. She immediately falls to the ground in pain as Austin
turns around as Venis stands there stunned. He then runs back out the
door as Austin immediately attends to his wife on the ground. We then
fade back into the arena for the next match as Debra lays unconscious...
[[[-
After the match we cut to the back
once again as we see the door that says 'Impact Players' on it as we
open the door to reveal a small meeting going on....
Lance Storm: .... then I'm going to take him, turn him over and make him feel the Maple Leaf submission!! Justin Credible: That's what I'm talkin' about Lance! Lance Storm: You know something Justin, I'm so sick and tired of hearing little punks like Mr. Perfect, and Rob Van Dam run their mouths, and piss and moan, because they never get their shot at me! The fact is, tonight... I'm going to beat them, hurt them, and pin them 1... 2... 3!! Justin Credible: Lay it all on the line! [[[-
Suddenly the door pops open again
as it's none other then Christian... he walks over and high five's
Justin Credible....
Justin Credible: What's up Christian! Christian: Not too much bro, but hey, I was thinking of a name for us, you know to make us sound more like a tag team! Lance Storm: Uh.... do you mind? We were sort of having a small meeting here! Christian: ..... Lance Storm: HELLO?!! Justin Credible: Calm down Lance... I'll handle it..... Yo Christian, I'll catch up with you in about 20 minutes, alright bro? Christian: ... Ok but you're totally going to love this name I came up with! Justin Credible: Ok, I'll talk to you later! [[[- Christian then turns around and leaves as Storm gets in the final word.... -]]] Lance Storm: Talk about rude... [[[- From there we leave the two alone to discuss strategy as we fade back to the ring.... -]]]
[[[- After the match we go backstage once more as we see Val Venis in his dressing room with the phone in hand. He dials a number as we listen in to the call.... -]]] 9-1-1 Operator: 9-1-1... please state your name, and your problem... Val Venis: Yes... my name is Val Venis, I wrestle here in New Era Wrestling. tonight we are wrestling at the Houston Astro Dome in Houston, Texas, and I wanted to call to report a assault. 9-1-1 Operator: Ok, what happened sir? Val Venis: Well there's a big name wrestler here, named 'Stone cold' Steve Austin, and his wife Debra were in the back arguing, and I busted into the room to break the two up and right when I entered the room, Austin swung and nailed his wife, and knocked her out unconscious. I tried to stop him but he's a mad man and needs to be arrested! 9-1-1 Operator: Ok sir, just stay calm, we have some officers on their way over right now! Val Venis: Thank you, and tell them to hurry up, please! 9-1-1 Operator: They will be there shortly! Val Venis: Thank you... [[[-
Venis hangs up the phone and
begins to laugh to himself, and gives a evil grin, as the sick bastard
rubs his hands together with a strange look on his face as we fade back
to the arena for the next match....
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