[[[-
We enter hour number two as we see
our cameras are backstage in the parking lot and Arn Anderson is being
put on a stretcher. Suddenly, anderson fights back, and resists any type
of help from the EMS, as he stand up and gets to his feet and begins to
speak.... -]]]
Arn Anderson: I
don't need help.... I got a company to run!
EMS
docter:
Mr. Anderson, you need to be X-Rayed, you too a
nasty spill and could have severe internal injuries....
Arn Anderson:
I don't need anything from you.... look you did
your job, now just give me some medication, and let me be...
EMS
docter:
Sir, no over the counter medicine will heal you...
you need to have an MRI, and X-Rays immediately...
Arn Anderson:
I said NO THANK YOU!!! Listen, I don't tell you
how to do your job, and you don't tell me how to do mine, no thank you
gentlemen for the help, but I have a company to run, good day!
[[[-
Arn begins to walk into the arena
as he opens the door holding his neck. He opens the door and walks down
the hall way as he pass's many nEw superstars as we fade into the ring
for the next match....
-]]]
| Rob
Van Dam vs
The Cat |
| Stipulation:
None |
| Title
on the Line: None |
|
[[[-
RVD
and the Cat lock up to the start... RVD takes the advantage and
whips The Cat into the
ropes... RVD goes for a standing side kick but The Cat ducks it
and nails RVD with a side
kick of his own!! RVD gets back up and him and the Cat have a
little stand off... They finally
lock up again and RVD hip tosses The Cat to the mat!!! The Cat
gets back up and runs
at RVD!! The Cat nails a clothesline that sends them both to the
outside of the ring!! The
Cat and RVD trade blows outside of the ring and RVD whips the
Cat hard into the ring
steps!! RVD charges at the Cat while he's still propped up
against the steps and nails the
damndest leg lariat you'll ever see!!! RVD slides back into the
ring and the Cat staggers
back to his feet.... He slides back in and RVD is on him in no
time!! RVD attacks him
and begins hitting across the back with some stiff forearms, but
the Cat sends an educated
foot right into the jaw of RVD!! RVD goes staggering back and
the Cat gives hima
standing side kick!! RVD hits the mat and the Cat begins
taunting RVD and yelling about being
the greatest!! RVD
gets back up to one knee and the Cat hits the ropes and brutally
kicks
RVD in the face!! RVD gets back up and he whips the Cat into the
ropes... LEG LARIAT!!
The Cat's down!! RVD hits the ropes and
runs...... ROLLING
THUNDER!!!! The fans erupt and RVD covers...... 1...... 2......
CAT KICKED OUT!!! The Cat gets back up
and RVD whips him into the ropes.... The RVD throws a side kick
out, but the Cat ducks it and nails the FELINER!! RVD hits the
mat, and The Cat starts to go for the pin...1....2....3!!!! The
Cat got him!!! A clean victory for The Cat, and what a shocker,
as Van Dam holds his head in dismay....
-]]]
|
| Winner:
The Cat |
[[[-
After the match The Dupps continue to celebrate in
the ring, as suddenly the sound of a horse running in the night is
played as through the back, walks the Comishioner of New Era
Wrestling... Arn Anderson. He walks down the aisle slapping all the
hands of the fans, as he reaches the ring, gets inside and begins to
speak on the microphone as the Dupps leave after their victory and
Vampiro and Crowbar are rolled out of the ring by some officials to
attend to them, as Arn begins to speak as everyone is going absolutely
nuts....
-]]]
Arn
Anderson: Now for those of you who
didn't see what happened earlier tonight, I was walking into the arena,
and no more then 30 seconds after leaving my limo, I get brutally
assaulted by two goons. Now what that says to me is, there's two punks
in the back right now that think they can get the best of The Enforcer.
The fact is boys, what that tells me, is that I haven't enforced the law
around here enough. Well, I'm sure those goons will show their faces
sooner or later, but for now, I'm going to take back the nEw! So That's
why next week on Showtime, my first act as Commissioner of nEw, is I am
going to vacate the tag team championship! I'm going to take the Tag
Team Championship belts from Justin Credible and Christian, because
boys, you havent defended them since you won them! So next week we're
going to have a tag team title match to crown new champions! Next week
it's going to be.... two random men teaming with one another, verses two
more random men teaming with one another. We're going to have Booker T
& Shawn Michaels to face Sting and Little Guido for the tag team
championship!! But that's just step one, step two will be to find the
two men who jumped me earlier tonight and take them out!! Because
whether you like me or not, you'll never forget me.... THE ENFORCER,
DOUBLE A, and the nEw COMMISSIONER.... ARN ANDERSON!
[[[-Arn
Anderson drops the microphone as the fans go wild for him. He steps
through the ropes and heads to the back with a determined look on his
face, as the next match begins...-]]]
| Tajiri
& Little Guido vs
The Outsiders |
| Stipulation:
None |
| Title
on the Line: None |
|
[[[-
Hall
and Guido start things out... Hall dominates with some early
power offense, and he whips
Guido into the ropes and puts him on the mat with a vicious big
boot... Guido is back up
quickly however.. Guido and Hall trade some shots and just when
it looks like Guido is going
to take the advantage... HALL TAGS IN THE BIG
MAN!!! Kevin Nash
comes in and he's a house of fire!! Nash drops Guido with some
big right hands and whips him into the ropes..
Nash delivers a huge clothesline to the chest of Guido!! Nash
picks Guido back up and
sends him into his corner... Nash begins choking Guido with his
boot and he tags Hall back
in... Hall and Nash
begin double teaming Guido!!! Do something, ref!!! The ref tries
to get
Nash out of the ring, but Nash pushes the ref away!! Tajiri runs
into the ring and he
gives Nash a stiff kick to the back!! Nash no-sells it and turns
around!! Nash laughs at Tajiri
and begins advancing on him, but Tajiri kicks Nash in the balls
and BLOWS THE GREEN
MIST IN HIS FACE!!! Nash hits his knees, holding his face, and
Tajiri gives him the
BUZZ SAW KICK!!!!!! Hall runs over to attack Tajiri, but Guido
catches him from behind......
KISS OF DEATH!!! Guido cradles up Hall, 1.... 2.... 3!!! Tajiri
and Guido get the victory!!!
-]]]
|
| Winner:
Little Guido & Tajiri |
[[[-
After the match the lights go
black as Guido and Tajiri stand in the ring celebrating as the strobe
light begins to flash as down from the rafters drops.... STING!!! Sting
gets into the ring with the black bat as the lights come up... He pulls
out of his trench coats two shirts and tosses them over to Tajiri and
Guido, the three men look at each other and smile. WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON!!! Sting turns around, and opens his trench coat to reveal... a
NWO T-SHIRT?!!! WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON?? Sting has the microphone
in hand.... -]]]
Sting:
Well, well, well.... Just when you thought it was
safe to enter the nEw.... we come back and bite you where it hurts! But
right here tonight, myself, Tajiri and Guido are here in New Era
Wrestling, to prove that this company no longer is the hottest
federation going, but instead, we'ew bring back the old scholl, we're
bringing back the NET WORLD ORDER!!! And we're here to let the rest of
the nEw know that the NWO is and forever will be the FRANCHISE of
professional wrestling!!!
[[[-
From there Chuck Reese rushes down
to the ring wearing a NWO t-shirt smiling as he joins the trio in the
ring as they celebrate like crazy as we cut to the backstage area where
we see Shawn Michaels watching what just happened on a monitor, as
suddenly from behind, Booker T sneaks up on him...
-]]]
Shawn
Michaels: Hey Booker!
Booker
T: Man,
can you believe this crap?!
Shawn
Michaels: I know, I saw...
Booker
T: I
can't believe dis... but you know somethin' Shawn, next week, we gonna
give 'dos two sucka's a little taste of the Booker Man, and the Icon ya
dig?
Shawn
Michaels: Yea, I dig, and when the
night's over, the tag titles will be ours!
Booker
T: Ya
damn skippy pat'na!!! Now can those two punks dig that?
Shawn
Michaels: ............... ............
...............
Booker
T: SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[[[-
The crowd in the background goes
crazy as the next match begins... -]]]
| The
Dupps vs
Vampiro & Crowbar |
| Stipulation:
None |
| Title
on the Line: None |
|
[[[-
The
match starts off with everyone in the ring!! Crowbar and
Stan are brawling it out!! Bo
and Vampiro are tearing it up!!! Bo whips Vampiro into the
ropes and hits him with a HIGH
KNEE!!! Stan and Vampiro are fighting over an Irish Whip
and finally Stan whips him
into the ropes... Stan runs at him and Bo joins in and
they clothesline Crowbar HARD over
the top rope!! Vampiro attacks them both from behind, and
he actually dominates!! Vampiro
delivers a stiff kick that sends Stan flying out of the
ring!! Bo and Vampiro brawl
it out and it appears that they're now the legal men!!
Crowbar and Stan take their places
on the apron, and Vampiro beats the hell out of Bo!! Bo
finally takes the advantage and
whips Vampiro into his corner where Stan waits!! Bo fires
in some shots but Vampiro kicks
Bo hard in the balls, but Stan spins Vampiro around and
spits TOBACCO JUICE in his
face!!! BROWN MIST!! Vampiro clutches his face and
staggers backwards into a roll-up
from Bo!!! 1....... 2........... 3!!!!!!! THE DUPPS WIN
IT!!!-]]]
|
| Winner:
The Dupps |
[[[-
After the match we go to the back
where we see Lance Storm taping his wrists for his match, he is alone,
sitting on a chair in his dressing room as the door pops open and in
walks none other then Rob Van Dam...
-]]]
Lance
Storm: What
the hell do you want?
Rob
Van Dam: Lance,
calm down.... I just came in here to wish you good luck tonight with Mr.
Perfect... it should be a great match...
Lance
Storm: Luck?
You came in here to wish me luck? Rob, let me tell you something, I
didn't get this belt on luck... and it won't be luck that beats Mr.
Perfect tonight, nor will it be luck that beats you in three weeks at Resurrection!
Rob
Van Dam: Sure
Lance... look all I'm saying is I hope you have a good match tonight,
and retain your world heavyweight championship, that's all.... no harm
meant by it...
Lance
Storm: Rob...
I don't like you.... I don't want any part of you, and if you think your
going to walk in here and try to break my concentration on Mr. Perfect,
then your wrong! Because tonight, I'm going to successfully defend my
World Heavyweight Title, and at Resurrection, I'm going to beat the
Whole F'N Show once and for all!
Rob
Van Dam: Hahahaha...
okay Lance, okay, whatever you say man.... because it's all cool,
because this is the summer of [[[-Points
to himself-]]] ROB...
VAN... DAM!!!
Lance
Storm: That's
it.... you know what, I'm sick you you pointing to yourself, I sick of
your laugh, hell, I sick of you period, so tonight Van Dam... no change
that, until RESURRECTION.... STAY OUT OF MY WAY, AND MOST OF ALL STAY
OUT OF MY FACE.... GOT IT!!?
[[[-
The Police Officer slaps on some
handcuffs as some EMS workers rush in to attend to Debra as Austin is
taken away out of the building, as we then see Val Venis standing in the
hallway laughing his head off and giving an evil grin as we fade out to
the next match...
-]]]
| Steve
Austin vs
Shane Douglas |
| Stipulation:
None |
| Title
on the Line: nEw United States Championship |
|
[[[-
Austin
and Douglas begin brawling right from the start and Austin backs
Douglas into the corner... Austin begins firing shots in
Douglas' gut and Douglas rakes Austin's eyes!! Austin
goes backwards holding his face, and Douglas fires out of the
corner and lays Austin
out with a huge forearm to the face!!! Austin hits the mat and
Douglas begins stomping
away at him to the point that the ref tells him to stop for a
minute... Austin staggers back up to one knee and Douglas kicks
him right in the face!!! Austin hits the mat again
and Douglas gets down on him. Douglas begins hitting him in the
head and face repeatedly
and Austin is BUSTED OPEN!!! Douglas stands up and taunts the
fans, who boo
him mercilessly... Douglas lets Austin get back to his feet...
Austin is clearly dazed from
all the headshots, and Douglas approaches him only to have
Austin fly out of nowhere
and nail him with a THESZ PRESS!!!!! The fans erupt and Austin
begins pounding the
hell out of Douglas' face!!!! Douglas is yelling in pain as
Austin just keeping laying in the
shots!! Austin picks Douglas back up and whips him into the
ropes... ELBOW TO THE FACE!!
Austin hits the ropes himself and drives his elbow right into
the throat of Douglas!!
Austin picks Douglas back up and whips him into the ropes.....
CLOTHESLINE!!! Douglas hits the mat and Austin picks him up
again, but Douglas knees Austin in the groin!! Douglas hooks
Austin around the neck and hits a hard VERTICAL SUPLEX on him!!
Douglas stands up and takes a breather in the corner.. He has a
little blood trickling from his forehead... Austin gets back to
his feet and he charges at Douglas!! Douglas and Austin begin
trading punches and Douglas whips Austin to the ropes... Douglas
goes for a clothesline, but Austin ducks it and spins Douglas
around...... KICK!!!! STUNNE--- NO!! Douglas hooks Austin from
behind and it's a SLEEPER SLAM!!! Douglas covers!! 1....
2.......... AUSTIN KICKED OUT!!! Douglas can't believe it!!
Douglas picks Austin back up and whips him into the turnbuckle,
Austin hits it hard enough that it sends him flying back out of
it!! But Austin comes flying right back out at Douglas and
floors him with a huge clothesline!! He motions for Douglas to
get back up, and douglas does.... kick to the gut....
STUNNER!!! Austin hooks the leg.... 1....2....3!!! Austin
wins it!! -]]]
|
| Winner:
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin |
[[[-
After the match we go to the back
where we see 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin attending to his wife, who is now
awake and holding her head as their is a knock at the door. Austin gets
up and answers it as two officers are standing at the door....
-]]]
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
Can I help you?
Police
Officer #1: Mr. Austin, we got a call
that there was a assault by your part... we just need to ask you a few
questions....
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
WHAT?!
Police
Officer #1: I said....
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
I heard what ya said son, and I
don't understand why your still standing there!
Police
Officer #1: Just have a seat and we'll
ask the questions!
[[[-
Austin goes back and sits down as
the Officer proceeds to ask his questions...
-]]]
Police
Officer #1: Now Mr. Austin, where were
you earlier tonight, oh, around 9:45 p.m.??
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
In my dressing room!
Police
Officer #2: Where was your wife?
Debra
Austin: I
was in here.... I think!
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
THE MAN WAS ASKIN' ME!
Debra
Austin: Stop
yelling, it hurts my head!
Police
Officer #2: Mrs. Austin, do you recall
what happened?
Debra
Austin: Well
I remember Steve was screaming at me and the next thing I knew he was
running into me and from there everything went black....
Police
Officer #1: That's enough information
for us... Mr. Austin, you have the right to remain silent, anything you
say or....
'Stone
Cold' Steve Austin:
I didn't do anything ya silly
bastard, I got pushed!
Police
Officer #1: Sure you did, tell it to us
while we go downtown!
[[[-
The Police Officer slaps on some
handcuffs as some EMS workers rush in to attend to Debra as Austin is
taken away out of the building, as we then see Val Venis standing in the
hallway laughing his head off and giving an evil grin as we fade out to
the next match...
-]]]
| Lance
Storm vs
Mr. Perfect |
| Stipulation:
None |
| Title
on the Line: nEw World Heavyweight Championship |
|
[[[-
Perfect
and Storm tear right into each other from the start!! They trade
punches like mad
and Storm whips Perfect into the ropes!! Storm throws a super
kick, but Perfect ducks
it and nails Storm with a hard clothesline!! Storm gets right
back up and he leg sweeps
Perfect, taking him down to the ground!! Storm kicks Perfect in
the leg and begins
working knee, but Perfect kicks up into Storm stomach, sending
him flying back into
the turnbuckle!! Perfect charges him and slams into him HARD
with an avalanche!! Storm
falls out of the corner
and Perfect picks him back up... Perfect sends Storm into the
ropes... Perfect throws a clothesline, but Storm ducks it and
spins Perfect around... STANDING
SIDE KICK!! Perfect hits the mat, his mouth has been busted open
from that kick!!
Storm poses in the ring, taunting the fans as they boo...
Perfect sits up and Storm dropkicks
him in the face!! Perfect rolls out of the ring and rests on the
guardrail for support....
Storm runs across the ring, hops up onto the ropes and MISSILE
DROPKICKS Perfect
in the back!! Perfect goes tumbling over the rail and Storm lays
on his back for a few
minutes, catching his breath... Storm finally gets back up and
he reaches over the rail
and grabs Perfect by his hair... He pulls Perfect back over the
rail and whips him into
the guardrail, but Perfect reverses it and sends Storm crashing
into it!! Perfect charges
at Storm and clotheslines him hard over the rail!!! Perfect gets
over the rail and begins
beating on Storm in the crowd!! Perfect and Storm brawl, and
Storm clotheslines Perfect
over the rail and back into the ringside area!! Perfect staggers
back up to his feet,
and Storm jumps up onto the rail and dropkicks Perfect in the
chest!! Perfect hits the
floor and Storm slides back into the ring... Storm hits the
second turnbuckle and begins
taunting the fans..... Perfect slowly rolls back in and forearms
Storm in the back!! Perfect
whips Storm into the ropes and nails him with a flying forearm!!
Perfect begins pounding
Storm in the head and Storm rolls him over and begins firing
punches into Perfect's
face!! Perfect finally kicks Storm off of him and they get back
up and begin brawling
again... Storm whips Perfect to the ropes... Storm rolls through
and hooks Perfect
in the MAPLE LEAF!!! Storm yanks back on the hold and Perfect
yells in pain!! Perfect
can NOT reach the ropes!! He's only a few feet away and Storm
keeps yanking back
on the hold, wrenching Perfect's knee for everything it's
worth!! Perfect keeps reaching
and he PULLS HIMSELF towards the ropes!! He's almost there!!
And.... HE GETS IT!! Storm is forced to release the hold, but he
won't
let go!! Finally, the ref pulls Storm off of Perfect, and
Storm gets up in the ref's face!! But Perfect is up and he axe handles
Storm in the back, sending him crashing into the ref!! The ref
is UNCONSCIOUS!!! Storm and Perfect brawl a little more and Storm lays Perfect out
with a
VICIOUS DDT!! He covers, but there's no ref to count!! Storm
rolls out of the ring...
He's getting the damned RING BELL!! Storm pulls back and gets
ready to nail Perfect
in the face... But someone's coming in through the crowd!!!!
THAT'S ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!
RVD hops up onto the top rope and Storm turns around to see him
just in time for RVD to leap off give him a monster VAN
DAMINATOR with that ring bell!!! Storm is BUSTED
OPEN!! RVD slides out of the ring and takes off through the
crowd!! Perfect didn't
see what RVD did!! Perfect throws an arm over Storm, the referee
rolls over to make the count, 1.... 2....3!!!! WE HAVE A NEW
WORLD CHAMPION!!! OH MY GOD, PERFECT HAS DONE IT!
-]]]
|
| Winner:
AND NEW nEw WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION..... MR. PERFECT!!! |
[[[-
After the match Bobby Heenan
rushes and grabs the world title belt and slides into the ring and hands
it to Mr. Perfect as they celebrate with the belt in the ring. Perfect
looks so tired, as Bobby brings him to his feet and hands him the nEw
World Heavyweight championship belt, as Lance Storm is stunned at the interference
by Rob Van Dam, as he rushes out of the ring and jumps through the crowd
looking for Rob Van Dam, as Mr. Perfect stands in the ring with Bobby
Heenan celebrating with his newly won nEw World Heavyweight
championship....
-]]]
[[[-
Perfects music continues to blare
as he continues to celebrate with his manager Bobby Heenan as we then
cut to the back as we see Arn Anderson leaving his office as the phone
rings, Arn turns around and walks back to his desk and answers the
phone....
-]]]
Arn
Anderson: Hello?
Hooded Man
#2:
We struck you tonight, and
next week we will strike you again!!
Arn
Anderson: Who the hell
is this?
Hooded Man
#2:
HAHAHAHA!!!
[[[-
They hang up the phone as Arn
hangs up the phone unclear as to what is going on as suddenly we hear
someone burst through the door and attack Arn as the camera gets knocked
over and everything goes to black as we finish the show hearing Arn Anderson
being attacked once again. What a night here on Showtime...
-]]]
End
of Show
|
