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[[[- A new champion is crowned here in New Era Wrestling. Lance Storm, coming off one of his best week's thus far here in nEw went into Fatal fury last week with the opportunity of a lifetime, as Storm competed against, not one but two other men, and had the chance to walk out a double champion. Storm bit the bullet, went in and with both the Dangerous Alliance and Money INC. fighting at ringside is was too much of a distraction for the referee to ignore, as he turned around and witnessed a unconscious Stone cold Steve Austin in the Maple Leaf submission as the referee ruled Lance Storm the winner and new nEw World Heavyweight champion. What in God's name will happen now that the Dangerous Alliance have possession of the gold. nEw Showtime IS NEXT!!!! -]]] [[[- The scene begins as we hear many clips from last weeks Fatal Fury pay-per-view with hearing sounds from commentator Sean Mooney and Bobby Heenan call the match as you hear Mooney screaming... 'AUSTIN WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND'.... 'MOONEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU... THESE HUMANOIDS ARE GOING CRAZY' we see a clip of Austin delivering a hard Stunner 'STUNNER... BY GOD, AUSTIN HIT THE STUNNER ON VENIS.... 1.... 2... 3, AUSTIN RETAINS HIS UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!'..... 'NO... NO... NO..... DIBIASE DO SOMETHING!!'.... we then see the chair shot from Paul Heyman 'AUSTIN GOT NAILED WITH A CHAIR, THE MAPLE LEAF ON AUSTIN FROM STORM, THE REFEREE TURNS AROUND...... HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL... NO DAMN IT, DAMN IT!!'..... 'YES... NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION!!'... from there we slowly fade to black as we see Storm being held up high by the Dangerous Alliance as he holds his newly won World Heavyweight championship as we hear the fading effect from Sean Mooney 'THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE IS GOING TO HAVE HELL TO PAY NEXT WEEK [FADE EFFECT] ....NEXT WEEK, NEXT WEEK, NEXT WEEK' as we then fade into the nEw Showtime opener.....-]]] [[[- From there we see the Showtime opener as it ends and it fades into the arena showing off all the thousands of fans showing off their signs cheering like crazy as suddenly a odd theme music is heard. 'Dracula' by Rob Zombie is playing? What in the hell is this? Suddenly out from the back walks one of the owners of nEw!!! Oh my God.... that's the nEw owner.... what in the hell is he doing here? He stops at the top of the ramp way and begins to speak as the fans go absolutely nuts.... -]]] New Era Wrestling Half owner: This is certainly a first for me. I have yet to stand out here in from of a live audience and I must say.... nEw looks pretty damn good from this viewpoint! But many may be asking, why am I out here tonight? Well New Era Wrestling as of late, has been a bit low in the ratings.... New Era Wrestling has been losing sales quota's, and most of all New Era Wrestling has been losing buy rate's from you the fans. But now the question is, who's fault is that? Well if I may... let's review New Era Wrestling's brief history shall we.... [[[- The fans are shocked at what they are hearing as the owner continues.... -]]] New Era Wrestling Half owner: Now here in nEw, we wanted a new breed of talent to emerge from the surface, we wanted a fair shot for everyone, but recently, we have been seeing a small abuse of power here by our current Commissioner.... Paul Heyman!! You see Paul Heyman has been throwing his weight around recently, and it has gotten to the point that yes, even last week he cost Val Venis his World Heavyweight championship. Now that was not fair to Val Venis, but none the less, Lance Storm walked out of Fatal Fury last week as the new nEw World Heavyweight champion! [[[- The owner pauses as he begins to hear a 'Heyman sucks' chant break out... -]]] New Era Wrestling Half owner: Which brings me to this week. Now Paul, your actions as of late have been uncontrollable, and unforgettable, that is why I am suspending you as of this point forward, and naming a NEW COMMISSIONER HERE IN NEW ERA WRESTLING!! I'm naming a Commissioner who doesn't take crap from anyone, including you.... this man has had some expieriance in the past with running a small, successful company, and this man is none other then.......... [[[- Just then 'THIS IS DANGEROUS' is played as the fans boo like crazy as Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar emerge from the back with a microphone in hand... -]]] Paul Heyman: Hold it right there!!! Listen.... sir.... nEw has been under a few management problems as of late, but you must understand.... things are looking bright, i mean with Lance Storm as the new Champion, nothing, and I mean nothing, will stop nEw from emerging once again as the top federations today, trust me, I would know!! Please sir, don't go out and make the biggest mistake of your life by suspending me, nEw deserves a Commissioner like myself.... [[[- The crowd begins a loud 'ASSHOLE.... ASSHOLE..... ASSHOLE' chant... -]]] Paul Heyman: SHUT UP..... ALL OF YOU..... SHUT... New Era Wrestling Half owner: This is exactly why rating are down Paul. Constant insults to these fans are not what nEw needs, so Paul you, as well as that Big goof, Brock Lesnar can pack your bags because the both of you are from here on out suspended without PAY!!! And now, the newest Commissioner of nEw... I bring to you... THE FORMER OWNER OF SOLID GOLD WRESTLING, I GIVE YOU..... ARN ANDERSON!!!!! [[[- The fans jump to their feet as out from the back through the crowd walks Arn Anderson, as he walks over and shakes the owners hand as he gives a evil stare to Paul Heyman and begins to walk down the aisle way and up the steel steps, into the ring, where the fans go psycho for Double A, and begin to chant 'DOUBLE A.... DOUBLE A.... DOUBLE A' as he begins to speak inside of the ring for the very first time... -]]] Arn Anderson: Thank you.... Thank you all for that incredible response. But you see SGW is no longer in business, and it seems that I have moved on to bigger and better things. But as my first act of Commissioner, I want security to remove Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar from the building immediately!! [[[- The fans go nuts a bunch of security guards walk out from the back and pick Heyman up and remove him from the stage and are going to throw him out... -]]] Arn Anderson: Well... now that he is taken care of, since we are talking about playing fair here in nEw, to be fair to Paul Heyman I am going to make my second act as Commissioner to be to suspend Ted Dibiase, I.R.S, Virgil, and Stacy Kiebler from nEw WITHOUT PAY!!! [[[- Once again the fans go nuts again as Arn begins to speak once again.... -]]] Arn Anderson: You see this company is under new management, and I'm not going to take crap from anyone of you boys in the back. You want to play hardball with me.... i'm game, but trust me..... get on my bad side and it will be the last thing you ever do, because New Era Wrestling is now home of THE ENFORCER!!! [[[- Arn Anderson's music blasts once again as he leaves to a huge, loud, standing ovation from the crowd as we fade to the back.... -]]] [[[- We cut to the back where we see Ted Dibiase pushed out the arena door.... -]]] 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I'M THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!! [[[- The man pushes Dibiase out of the door and then grabs Virgil and tosses him out next as Ms. Hancock is pushed out and the IRS as they slam the door and lock it as then another group of security guards are seen escorting Paul Heyman from the building.... -]]] Paul Heyman: Hold it.... I don't need this.... I HAVE ATTORNEY'S THAT WILL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!!! [[[- The security gaurds shove Heyman out and it takes close to five security gaurds to remove Brock Lesnar but they finally do it, as they slam the door behind him and lock the door as Paul begins banging on the door and screaming as we fade back to the ring for the first match..... -]]]
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After the match we cut to the back where we see
a large open room, with a brown desk in it with Arn Anderson sitting
behind it, as he is rearranging his stuff on his desk and throws the
name plate that says "Paul Heyman" on it in the trash, as
there's a knock at the door...
Arn Anderson: Come in..... [[[-From there the door swings open as Stone Cold walks in as the crowd goes nuts....-]]] Arn Anderson: Well if it isn't the toughest S.O.B in New Era Wrestling! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: You wanted to see me? Arn Anderson: Yea, that's right I did..... have a seat Steve! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I don't want to sit! Arn Anderson: Ok, or stand, whatever works best for you.... Now Steve I actually wanted to see you because... [[[-Just then the door swings open again as we see Val Venis walk through...-]]] Val Venis: Look, before you say anything Anderson, let's get things straight.... Arn Anderson: Yea, let's get things straight Val, first of all, next time you come to this room, you knock on the damn door, and secondly, you will approach me with respect!! Val Venis: ......... [[[-Austin looks at Val with a evil stare...-]]] Val Venis: What are you lookin' at? 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: What am I lookin' at? Well it looks like to me I'm lookin' at a jackass!! WHAT?! A JACKASS! Val Venis: Look Austin, I'm a former nEw World Heavyweight Champion.... and how many world titles have you held so far here in nEw? Oh that's right none, so who's the Jackass no.... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Resurrection.... Val Venis: What? 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: What... you hard of hearin' son, I said Resurrection, I'll see you then.... for this United States belt, WHAT?!! I said at Resurrection I'm going to WHIP YOUR ASS, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! Ya Jackass! [[[-Austin then steps out of the room and slams the door behind him as Venis begins to laugh...-]]] Val Venis: Hahaha, he can't make that match.... Paul has to confirm..... it..... but Paul isn't commissioner anymore...... oh no.... [[[-Venis realizes Heyman is no longer commissioner, Arn Anderson is, as he turns around and Arn is smiling...-]]] Arn Anderson: That's right, i'm in charge now.... and that match Austin wants for Resurrection has been officially BOOKED!! Nice seeing you again Val, now don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya! [[[-Venis's mouth drops in disbelief as he turns around and walks out holding his head as if he can't believe what just happend, as we fade out into the next match...-]]]
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After the match we cut to the back where we see
the wrestlers that were in Money INC sitting on the couch pondering what
to do from here....
Mr. Perfect: ..... but I think if Ted isn't going to be around anymore, we need a new leader to lead us! Shane Douglas: I agree.... [[[-
Both men then look up and stare
right at Val Venis who is still in disbelief of the match that Arn Anderson
just made as he looks up and sees both guys looking at him....
Val Venis: What are you all looking at? Mr. Perfect: ..... That's perfect! Shane Douglas: Val..... you're our guy! You are the perfect leader for us to continue Money INC. You need to be the new leader! Val Venis: Woah.... woah.... woah, look I just got handed a United States Championship match with Stone cold Steve Austin at the Pay Per View, I got bigger problems to worry about, and I don't need you guys on my case 24 hours a day, so pick someone else, cause I don't want the job! Shane Douglas: What, you think you're too good for us now Val? Mr. Perfect: Yea man, that's harsh! Val Venis: I never said I was too good for you, I just said I got bigger fish to fry right now, that's all! Shane Douglas: Hey Perfect, I think this guy has got a big head all of sudden. what now that the big bucks aren't being waved in your face, you suddenly aren't good enough to hang out with us? Val Venis: Shane you're talking crazy! Shane Douglas: No... you know what, screw you Val, as far as i'm concerned if you got bigger plans that don't include us, then consider Money INC.... OVER!!! Cause I don't want any part of a guy who's ego has it's own zip code! Val Venis: Fine by me.... Shane Douglas: That's what I thought! Come on Perfect, let's get away from this BIG STAR!!! He's too good for us! Mr. Perfect: Ok.... [[[-
Shane Douglas and Mr. Perfect pick
their stuff up and walk out of the door and leave Val all alone in the
room as Val gets pissed and begins throwing box's from the dressing room
acorss the room as we fade out to the next match showing a very pissed
off Val Venis....
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After the match we cut to the back
once more as we see Arn Anderson on the phone behind his desk...
Arn Anderson: ... yea so just get back to me whenever you can, I got plenty of time.... [[[-
Suddenly there's a knock at the
door....
Arn Anderson: ..... ok I'm going to have to call you back... [[[-
Arn hangs up the phone....
Arn Anderson: ..... Come in... [[[-
The door opens as we see through
the door walks Rob Van Dam smiling as Arn stands up to greet him....
Arn Anderson: Hey Rob.... Arn Anderson new nEw Commissioner! Rob Van Dam: Oh cool, so what's up! Arn Anderson: Not too much, just trying to get steeled in here.... Rob Van Dam: Oh... that's cool, but I was told you wanted to speak to me? Arn Anderson: Yes... yes actually I did, have a seat... Rob Van Dam: Alright.... [[[-
Van Dam sits down as Arn does the
same as Arn starts to speak....
Arn Anderson: Well I called you in here to discuss your victory last week at Fatal fury over Edge and Mr. Perfect! Rob Van Dam: Oh... is there a problem? Arn Anderson: No, no, no, no, no..... I just wanted to congratulate you on your big victory, you know now you're going to be granted a world title shot... Rob Van Dam: Yea, I noticed that was in the contract..... but thanks for the support! Arn Anderson: No problem, but what I also wanted to tell you was, that your title match you won, will take place in three weeks at Resurrection, the fourth nEw Pay Per View against whomever the World Champion is! Rob Van Dam: Hey, thanks man, I appreciate the match, and trust me I won't let you or anyone else down, because at Resurrection, i'm going to show everyone why I am the whole F'N show.... [[[-Points to himself-]]] ROB.... VAN..... DAM!!! Arn Anderson: That's the attitude I'm looking for here in New Era Wrestling.... nice talking with you Rob! Rob Van Dam: Same here man, thanks! [[[-
Van Dam gets up and opens the door
and steps out of the room as he closes it and turns around and steps
right in front of the nEw World Heavyweight champion.... Lance Storm as
they look at one another eye to eye....
Rob Van Dam: What's up?! Lance Storm: Three weeks....... three weeks..... [[[-
Storm gives a evil stare as he
walks off and Van Dam is left watching him walk off the camera as we
fade into the next match....
[[[- We cut backstage as we see Goldust walking down the hallway as he suddenly bumps into a man wearing a denim vest and jeans and a cowboy hat, as Goldust stops and faces the man.... -]]] Goldust: Watch it cowboy..... [[[- The man turns and looks at Goldust as Goldust sees that it's none other then BARRY WINDHAM?!.... -]]] Barry Windham: Dustin? Goldust: He's not my bag baby.... Austin Powers.... 1997! Barry Windham: Huh? Goldust: Oh Darling, how long has it been? The Widow's..... 1954!! Barry Windham: Dustin, what in the blue blazes are you talkin' about? Goldust: Barry....... this Dustin you're talking about, no longer exists, for here in New Era Wrestling, the new era has risen up, and produced, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...... Goldust!! Barry Windham: Dustin, I thought I had seen everything in this here business, but I reckon not! You know your daddy would not be happy with you! Goldust: Barry, what Daddy doesn't know.... will never hurt him! As for you thinking you have seen everything in this business, well how about we go out for a drink and I'll show you.... EVERYTHING!! Barry Windham: WHAT IN THE HELL?! THAT'S IT! [[[- Windham kicks Goldust in the stomach and throws him head first into the concrete wall. He picks up a wooden crate and throws it down on Goldust's back as Goldust screams in pain as Barry Windham walks off.... -]]]
[[[- We cut backstage yet again as we see Scott Steiner walking backstage, as he reaches his dressing room, opens the door and walks in as he sees Ric Flair sitting down in his room .... -]]] Scott Steiner: What the F[censored]ck are you doing in here? Ric Flair: Evening Scott.... Scott Steiner: Why the hell are you in my dressing room, what you taking notes on how a real man dresses? Ric Flair: No, actually, I was waiting for you to get back! Scott Steiner: For what reason? Ric Flair: I got a proposition for you! Scott Steiner: Proposition? Ric Flair: Scott, I have a tag match tonight with the Unholy Alliance, and I want you to be down there at the ring as the Nature Boy's partner! Scott Steiner: What's in it for me? Ric Flair: Well..... you get to team with a legend of the mat! Scott Steiner: Big F[censored]ckin' deal, you think I give a rats ass about you?! Ric Flair: Fine.... I'll pay you! Scott Steiner: How much? Ric Flair: $20 Scott Steiner: $20??? Look flair I aint your wife, I aint that cheap! Ric Flair: Scott, calm down! How about $100. Scott Steiner: $100 to whip two freaks ass? Ric Flair: That's right. Scott Steiner: Alright.... you got it. I'll be out there tonight, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM! Ric Flair: WOOOOOOO... Scotty, you just signed the deal of a lifetime! [[[- Flair gets up and walks out as he closes the door behind him as Steiner gives a look on his face like 'What the hell' as we fade back into the ring .... -]]]
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