[[[- Last week New Era Wrestling witnessed the most vicious attack the company has ever seen. With the return of 'Double A' Arn Anderson, two men, two cowards took it upon themselves to attack Arn Anderson. Anderson luckily walked away with a concussion and a few bruises and scraps and turned out to be ok. But whoever did attack Arn is going to have hell to pay, and is going to find out that messing with the Enforcer, is never the best option!!! To find out more.... check out Showtime, NEXT!! -]]]

[[[- The scene begins as we hear many clips from last weeks Showtime when the nEw commissioner. Arn Anderson walked out of his limo and into the building as we see clips of him being viciously attacked by two men wearing black hoods. We then watch as the EMS attend to Arn, but he refuses medical attention, and walks away. Then we fade into the ring where Arn stumbled to address his attackers and to say....  'YOU COWARDS..... IF YOU WANTED ME SO BAD, HERE I AM... RIGHT IN THE RING!'... But nobody answered his call. We then fade out as we see Mr. Perfect pick up Lance Storm, and put him in the perfect plex, as the referee counts to three as Mr. Perfect holds up his newly won united States heavyweight title with bobby Heenan as we fade to a clip that shows Arn anderson in his office, as the camera gets knocked down and goes to black as we fade out hearing Arn screaming for his life as last week's show came to an end. -]]]

[[[- The scene opens up for tonight's nEw Showtime spectacular inside the jam packed Kemper Arena. Fans are going nuts, and holding up their signs as the green pyro-technics explode across the arena as the announcers welcome us all to the show. As suddenly without any warning Arn Andersons heavy medal music begins to blast as through the black curtain walks the man who enforces the law here in nEw.... Arn Anderson. He walks down the rampway and into the ring where he begins to speak on his microphone he brought with him to the ring, as we all listen in... -]]]

Arn Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to personally come out here tonight to thank you all for coming to this New Era Wrestling event. I also want to thank you all for sending me all the letters while I spent my short time in the hospital last week. But never the less, I have returned, and I have returned with a plan of action. As you all may know, last week, while I was walking into the arena, I was jumped from behind, by two cowards who wished to remain unseen. I was brutally attacked by two men who wanted their identity to be unknown. I was beaten up by two men who felt they had some sort of problem with me, and it was because of them that I sat in a hospital bed for 2 days last week, wondering what the hell to do with myself! But now I'm back on my feet again, I'm walking and talking, and as long as I can still both those thing, then you can bet your life that The Enforcer will be here, live, every week on Showtime to set the rules!! But there is just one small thing I....

[[[- Suddenly the arena goes dark as the lights begin to flicker as Arn begins to stand in the ring, as the lights comes back up and Arn begins to speak in the mic...  -]]]

Arn Anderson: ..... ..... .....

[[[- Someone has cut Arn Andersons mic off.... Arn looks pissed and begins to run to the back to get some answers as the first match of the night begins  .... -]]]

Chris Jericho vs Big Show
Stipulation: Curtain Jerker Match
Title on the Line: None

[[[-The Big Show dominates early and he whips Jericho into the ropes. Big Showgoes for a big boot, but Jericho sees it coming and drop kicks the Big  show's other leg out from under him! The Big Show is down to one knee and Jericho lays in some stiff kicks to the Big Show's massive frame! Jericho  goes to the middle rope and dives off to attack the Show, but the Show is waiting on him and catches him around the throat! Show lifts Jericho up for the Choke Slam, but Jericho uses his feet to push his way out of the Show's  grasp! The Big Show gets angered and whips Jericho into the ropes, but he doesn't expect what happens next! Jericho leaps, hits the second rope and LION SAULTS backwards into the Big Show face! The Big Show crumbles to the mat and Jericho goes to the top rope! He waits for the Big Show to stand up and he comes flying off with a MISSILE DROP KICK! But the Big Show just swats him down, like King Kong swatting down an enemy plane! Jericho ducks a punch from Big show and he trips the big show and WALLS OF JERICHO!! BIG SHOW IS TAPPING LIKE A BITCH!!! This one is over!!-]]]
Winner: Chris Jericho

[[[- After the match we cut to the back where we see Kurt Angle on the phone... -]]]

Kurt Angle: Yes mom, I got your cookies, they were delicious......... no mom, I haven't wore diapers in over 26 years!

[[[-Just then Angle looks up and sees Little Guido standing there laughing...-]]]

Kurt Angle: Hold on... mom, I'll call you back!

[[[-Angle hang up the phone as he walks over to Little Guido...-]]]

Kurt Angle: What the hell is so funny?

Little Guido: You talk to ya muh'tha that way?

Kurt Angle: Yea? Who the hell are you?

Little Guido: Look wise guy, I'm Lil Guido, the biggest, brightest star in this company!

Kurt Angle: Oh is that so? Well Mr.. Guido, since your a big star? Where are your gold medals? Where is your Television championship belt?

Little Guido: Hey, you know sumthin' That was a low blow, but I'll tell you what... If... no... WHEN I  get's my shot at a title.... I will win it fair and square, just like DA FAMILY TAUGHT ME!!

Kurt Angle: You want a title shot? Oh I'll give you a title shot.... next week on showtime, you and me pal, and next week, just remember....... I WILL MAKE YOU TAP!!

[[[-Angle walks off very upset as Guido begins to give a evil grin...-]]]

Triple H vs Stan Dupp
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Triple H attacks Stan as he enters the ring through the ropes and he obviously takes the early advantag! Triple H beats down on him and picks him back up by his hair! Triple H whips Stan into the ropes and nails a HIGH KNEE! Stan staggers back up and Triple H nails him in the gut and goes for a quick Pedigree, but Stan flips Triple H out of it and gives him a stiff legdrop across the chest! Bo cheers on Stan from the outside! Stan whips Triple H into the ropes and Bo grabs Triple H by the leg! Triple H turns and grabs Bo by the ears and begins pulling him up onto the apron, but Stan nails him from behind and the impact sends Triple H to the outside! Stan celebrates in the ring and distracts the referee as Bo goes to work on Triple H on the outside! Bo kicks Triple H in the gut, and Triple H whips Bo hard into the guard rail! Triple H charges at him and clotheslines Bo over into the crowd! Triple H slides back in and Stan attacks him as he slides in! Triple H is up quick anyway and he whips Stan into the ropes! Stan reverses it and Triple H hits the ropes, but a slab of wood splinters across his back! Bo just nailed Hunter with a damn slab of wood! Hunter staggers forward in pain and Stan hits the ropes next to him. And it's the HO-DOWN!!!! Stan cradles Triple H up! 1. 2. 3!!!!! My God, Stan Dupp has upset the GAME! -]]]
Winner: Stan Dupp

[[[- After the match we cut to the back where we see Rob Van Dam leaving his dressing room as suddenly he walks by Dawn Marie.... -]]]

Dawn Marie: Hey Rob.... long time no see...

Rob Van Dam: Oh hey Dawn... what's up?

Dawn Marie: Not really all that much, how about yourself?

Rob Van Dam: Hanging out mostly, but wait... let me guess, your here to distract me while your boys attack me from behind right?

Dawn Marie: No, I actually same to deliver a message to you...

[[[- Just then Jazz comes from behind with a chair and nails Van Dam in the back of the head as Dawn begins to jump up and down laughing as she bends over to talk to Rob... -]]]

Dawn Marie: Actually.... I was just distracting you, HAHAHAHA!!!

[[[- The girls walk off together laughing as we fade out and into the next match... -]]]

Jeff Hardy vs Big Bossman
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Hardy and the Boss Man have a face off to start, and the Boss Man shoves Jeff backwards and into the ropes! Jeff fires back off of the ropes and forearms the Boss Man in the face! The Boss Man goes reeling backwards and Jeff is on him and laying in some hard punches! Jeff is going berserk! Jeff keeps laying in the shots and the Boss Man is so stunned by this outburst that he doesn't know what to do! Jeff keeps on him, and the Boss Man reaches into his vest and pulls something out, we can't see what it is, but Jeff

suddenly reels backwards clutching his face! The Boss Man puts something back in his vest. THAT WAS PEPPER SPRAY! The Boss Man has blinded Jeff, and he moves in on him! The Boss Man whips Jeff into the ropes and Jeff can't see, so he walks right into the Boss Man Slam! 1...2...3!! Big Bossman shows Jeff Hardy this week who the Boss really is! -]]]

Winner: Big Bossman

[[[- After the match we look in the back as we hear loud music playing, and a bunch of colored lights flashing as we open the door to see THE CAT and SONNY ONO dancing together to some James Brown music as we listen in.... -]]]

The Cat: OHHH.... SONNY, I'M SO DAMN PRETTY!!

Sonny Ono: Pretty.... haha.... dancing fun, weeeeeee!!

The Cat: Watch yourself!!! 

[[[- Just then through the door pops.... 'THE HURRICANE!!!'... -]]]

The Cat: What in the hell is this?

The Hurricane: STAND BACK....

The Cat: No you stand back because you stink!

The Hurricane: Citizen Miller, I am the Hurricane, nEw's one and only crime fighter!

The Cat: I don't give a damn if you were James Brown...... well..... then again..... yea I would, but other then him, I don't give a damn who you are, I'm busy dancing....

The Hurricane: Dancing? Or sending foot signals to evil doers out there?

The Cat:  Man what in the hell are you talkin' 'bout? Who is this foo Sonny?

Sonny Ono: Green man very funny.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Cat: Yea funny lookin', look man I don't know who....what you are, but you need to get the hell out of here before I take my feet and stop the dancin' and stick them straight up yo' ass!

The Hurricane: So you admit it!!!

The Cat: Admit what?

The Hurricane: You admit that you are the evil Cat woman!!

The Cat: Ok this cat is trippin'!

The Hurricane: Do not lie!!

Sonny Ono: LIES!!!! HAHAHAHA!!

[[[- Suddenly The cat looks back and BAM!! POW!!! down goes the Hurricane like a sack of potatoes. The Cat begins to kick The Hurricane while he's down as he finishes and he & Sonny Ono start laughing as we fade into the next match... -]]]

Hollywood Hogan vs Scott Steiner
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Hogan and Steiner begin brawling it out and Steiner whips Hogan into the ropes. Steiner nails Hogan with a stiff shot to the chest and Hogan sits back up, but Steiner kicks him hard back down! Steiner picks Hogan up and whips him into the ropes again. STEINER LINE! Hogan hits the mat and Steiner flexes as the fans boo. Steiner picks Hogan back up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Steiner charges at him and Hogan gets the boot up! Steiner gets hit in the face and Hogan follows him out of the corner with a big punch! And another! And another! And another! Steiner is being rocked to the mat! Hogan gives him one more punch and Steiner hits the mat! Hogan goes to the ropes. LEG DROP! Hogan covers! 1. 2. Steiner KICKS OUT! Steiner rolls over and gets back up, but he turns around right into a BIG BOOT! Steiner is only staggered by this! Hogan clotheslines Steiner, and Steiner is only staggered again! Hogan runs at Steiner and Steiner floors him with a vicious STEINER LINE! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!! Big win for Big Poppa Pump! -]]]
Winner: Scott  Steiner

[[[- The fans are roaring in anticipation for the next match, but their anticipation turns into disgust as the Impact Players' music hits! Storm and Credible step out onto the ramp to a HUGE chorus of boos!! Storm and Credible make their way down and get in the ring and Storm calls for a microphone. The fans boo loudly and Storm just decides to talk over them. -]]]

Lance Storm: If I can be serious for a minute.... Last week, a travesty occurred! Normally, I might let it slide, I might not even lose a night's sleep over it... But unfortunately for me... And unfortunately for fans of WRESTLING, that travesty cost me the NEW Heavyweight Championship! [The fans cheer this comment.] Lance Storm: Shut up. Now, as many of you would imagine so, I'm not just angry with Rob... Van... Dam... I'm even more angry.. No. Not angry, DISGUSTED with Mr. Perfect for accepting the World Title on those conditions! So, I'm going to give you a chance, Mr. Perfect... To come out here.. And DO the right THING. And that is to walk down that ramp and lay the NEW World Title AT..... MY....... FEET! 

[[[- The fans erupt in boos. However, Storm doesn't get what he asks for when ARN ANDERSON's music hits! Arn makes his way down to the ring with a microphone of his own and he gets inside the ring. Credible holds his singapore cane like he wants to lay out Anderson. Storm seems more ready to hear what he has to say. Anderson speaks. -]]]

Arn Anderson: Lance, listen to me, son. I understand what you're sayin', I feel your pain! I know what you're going through, Lance, but it happens. It happens and there's nothin' we can do about it. That referee's decision was final, and because of your behavior durin' the match, he refused to reverse it. So, I'm gonna ask ya' once, before ya' make a fool of yourself, to just leave. Stop while you're ahead. Lance, just-- 

[[[- Anderson is cut off when Storm SUPER KICKS him right in the face!! Anderson hits the mat and Credible gets into the beatdown and begins laying cane shots into Anderson's already injured ribs from last week! Credible and Storm pick Anderson and up and throw him into the ropes, but they hold him there and TIE HIS ARMS UP in the ropes!! Credible pulls back and SLAMS the cane into Anderson's head! Arn has a little blood trickling out of his forehead and Storm picks up a microphone. -]]]

Lance Storm: Quite frankly, Arn... I don't give a DAMN what any referee has to say. I want Mr. Perfect out here.... RIGHT NOW with MY BELT! I'm tried being civil. I tried asking nicely, and obviously no one here in NEW has any common decency! Mr. Perfect, get out here right now or Justin and I are going to put Arn Anderson in a nursing home for the rest of his life! 

[[[-  There's a small pause as the fans continue booing.. And then Mr. Perfect's music hits! Perfect walks out onto the ramp with the World Title in one hand and a microphone in the other. Storm talks into the microphone as Perfect stands on the ramp. -]]]

Lance Storm: It's about time you showed up, Perfect. Now bring that belt up here to it's rightful owner! Mr. Perfect: Lance, there's no doubt that you deserve to be the NEW Champion as much as I do.. But you're going to have to accept the fact that I beat you and this belt belongs to ME now. And if you want this belt back, you're gonna have to do two things, Storm! 

[[[- Perfect paces across the stage.] 

Mr. Perfect: One... You're going to have to let Anderson go.. And two, you're going to have to beat me... At the Pay-Per-View!! 

[[[- Storm smiles and Credible can be seen mouthing "That's bullshit!".. -]]]

Lance Storm: You've got a deal, Perfect.. And at the pay-per-view we'll find out exactly who is the better WRESTLER and who truly DESERVES that belt!! Mr. Perfect: Good. Now let Anderson go, Storm! Lance Storm: Credible, let'im go. 

[[[- Credible unties the ropes and Anderson staggers to his feet, he's still dizzy from the earlier beating, and Credibe absolutely SPLINTERS the cane over Anderson's head! Anderson hits the mat in a heap and Perfect runs down!! He slides in the ring and Storm and Credible slide out!! Perfect tries to help Anderson to his feet as Storm picks up a microphone from the outside. -]]]

 Lance Storm: See you at the pay-per-view, Perfect! 

[[[- Storm and Credible leave up the ramp as Perfect tries to help Anderson. Storm and Perfect at the PPV!! Fade out. -]]]

Goldberg vs The Undertaker
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Goldberg and Taker begin brawling to start and The Undertaker takes the advantage with a chop to the throat! Goldberg grabs his neck and Taker boots him in the side of the head! Taker whips Goldberg to the ropes and charges at him, but Goldberg holds onto the ropes and backdrop Undertaker to the outside! Undertaker lands on his feet and looks up at Goldberg who motions for him to get back inside. The Undertaker slides back in and Goldberg kicks him in the back! Goldberg picks Taker back up by his hair and whips him into the turnbuckle! Goldberg charges at him and Taker moves! Goldberg nails the turnbuckle post! Taker slides up behind him and rolls Goldberg up from behind! 1... 2...3!!! Goldberg escapes with the win! -]]]
Winner: Goldberg

[[[- After the match we go backstage again where we see a big truck pull up as out of the truck pops STONE COLD!! AUSTIN IS HERE! He walks up to the arena with a pissed off look on his face. Oh my God Austin has arrived.... -]]]

The Rock vs The Hurricane
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- The Hurricane offers the Rock a handshake to start things out and the Rock looks weary about accepting it. The Rock looks to the fans, but the fans boo. Against their wishes, the Rock smiles and extends his hand. The Hurricane accepts it and the Rock yanks him forward into a Rock Bottom position, but the Hurricane kicks the Rock in the gut and gets out of it! The Hurricane whips The Rock into the ropes and goes for the Hurri-Kick but the Rock ducks it and nails a SPINE BUSTER on The Hurricane! The Rock goes for a cover but only gets two before the Hurricane kicks out! The Hurricane gets back up and he whips the Rock to the ropes. The Hurricane goes for a clothesline but the Rock ducks it and hits the ropes. He floors the Hurricane with a hard clothesline and picks him back up! The Rock whips the Hurricane into the turnbuckle and charges in at him, but the Hurricane gets a boot up and the Rock runs right into it! The Hurricane hits the top rope and goes for a sunset flip! He rolls the Rock up and only gets two before the Rock kicks out! The Rock is back up quickly and he begins trading punches with the Hurricane! The Hurricane whips the Rock into the ropes and catches him by the throat! He goes for a Hurri-Slam, but The Rock goes low and kicks The Hurricane right in the testicles! The rock goes for a DDT, but the Hurricane blocks it, he gets out of the hold and CHOKESLAM!! The pin, 1... 2...3!! THE HURRICANE WINS IT, MY GOD WHAT AN UPSET! -]]]
Winner: The Hurricane

Hour 2