[[[-We fade up backstage where we see William Regal sitting at a table and having a cup of tea... He takes a small sip and he sees someone walking by.. It's Barry Windham. Regal, being a gentlemen, speaks.-]]]

William Regal:
Ah, Mista' Windham, please, have a seat and join me in a spot of tea..

[[[- Windham looks at him kind of funny and speaks.-]]]

Barry Windham: Sure thang, pour me a cup.

[[[- Regal pours a little tea into a tea cup and places it in a saucer. Windham sits down at the table with him and he picks up the small cup of tea. Windham looks at it, smells of it, and takes a small sip.. He kind of cringes from it.-]]]

Barry Windham: It's kinda' missin' somethin', son..

William Regal:
Excuse me?

[[[- Windham reaches behind him and produces a bottle of Jack Daniels from seemingly nowhere... He pours the cup the rest of way full and drinks it down.]

Barry Windham: Now, that's more like it!

[[[- Regal smiles uncomfortably.-]]]

William Regal:
Ah... Do you mind if I see that bottle?

Barry Windham: Sure. Knock ye'self out.

[[[- Regal smiles as he takes the bottle....... AND SMASHES IT OVER WINDHAM'S HEAD!!! Windham hits the floor with blood seeping out of his forehead and Regal begins yelling.-]]]

William Regal:
Listen here, you miserable cretin!!! YOU DARE INSULT ME AT MY OWN..... My own....... FREEGIN' TABLE!?!?! Bah!! You manna'less pig!!!

[[[- Regal kicks Windham in the side, turns around, drinks what's left of his own tea, and makes his way out of the area as some security and road agents arrive to see what the commotion is.-]]]


Bret Hart vs Kanyon vs Tajiri
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Hart and Tajiri start things out! Kanyon attacks Tajiri from behind and drops him hard with a reverse DDT! Hart and Kanyon lock-up and Kanyon whips Hart into the ropes. Kanyon leap frogs Hart, and Tajiri springs back up and nails Hart in the chest with a hard kick! Tajiri and Kanyon lock-up and Kanyon throws Tajiri into the turnbuckle. Kanyon charges in and nails Tajiri with an elbow to the head! Tajiri falls out of the turnbuckle and Kanyon locks him into a camel clutch! Hart is back up and he grabs Kanyon by the hair and pulls him out of the move! Hart and Kanyon put on a wrestling exhibition for a few seconds and Kanyon whips Hart to the ropes! Kanyon nails a spinebuster on Hart and hooks Hart's legs! Kanyon is going to give Hart his OWN sharpshooter! Kanyon locks it in and Hart yells in pain, but Tajiri is back up and he BUZZSAW KICKS Kanyon in the head! Kanyon just slump over and Tajiri cradles him up! 1. 2. 3!!! Kanyon is GONE! Hart is back up and he sends Kanyon packing with a hiptoss out of the ring! Hart and Tajiri begin fighting! Hart whips Tajiri into the ropes and Tajiri stops and throws a kick in Hart's direction,and BAM! Hart is out cold, 1...2...3!! Tajiri wins it with a huge kick!! -]]]

Winner: Tajiri

[[[- After the match we head to the back where we see Debra sitting down on her couch in her dressing room, when the door opens and in walks none other then... Val Venis! -]]]

Debra: VAL!! I don't think you should be in here!

Val Venis: Why not? Austin's in jail.... and you're here all alone!

Debra: Val... Austin is in the building!

Val Venis: No he isn't, his punk ass is sitting in some jail cell right now!

Debra: I... I... I bailed him out!

Val Venis: YOU DID WHAT?!!

[[[-Suddenly from behind austin attacks Val Venis as he goes to town on Venis, as The Minister comes in and pulls Austin off and drags val out of the room, as Austin stands there with a huge pissed off look on his face...-]]]


The Cat & Lance Storm vs Rob Van Dam & Kurt Angle
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Storm and Angle start things out. They lock-up to start and they put on a wrestling clinic for a few seconds before Storm has finally had enough and he kicks Angle in the gut hard, sending to the mat on his knees! Storm lands a stiff kick into Angle's neck, dropping him on his back! Storm kicks away at Angle's leg, it looks like Storm is getting preparing him for the Maple Leaf! Storm goes to hook him for the move, but the Television Champion rolls Storm out of it and puts him in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Angle yanks back on it and Storm makes the ropes! Angle releases the hold and Storm gets back to his feet. Storm and Angle begin trading punches and Angle begins to take the advantage but Storm cuts his comeback off with a vicious chop to the chest! Storm whips Angle into the ropes, and The Cat gives Angle a STIFF kick to the back of the head from the outside! Angle goes staggering forward into a brutal DDT from Storm! Storm tags in the Cat and the Cat comes in kicking away at Angle while he's down! The Cat picks Angle up and whips him into the ropes. The Cat throws a hard kick, but Angle ducks it and hooks The Cat for a Gargoyle Suplex! Angle nails it and the Cat yells in pain as he hits the mat! Angle lets out a loud WOOOOO! Angle pulls his straps down and grabs the Cat by the leg. ANKLE LOCK! The Cat yells in pain and tries reaching for the ropes but he's in the dead center of the ring! Lance Storm gets in quickly and kicks Angle right in the face! Angle releases the hold and the Cat gets back to his feet. The Cat and Storm begin double teaming Angle. They whip him into the ropes and go for a double clothesline, but Angle ducks it and nails THEM with a double clothesline of his own! Angle rolls through and makes the HOT TAG to RVD! The fans erupt! RVD is in quickly and he begins trading punches with Storm! RVD whips him into the ropes and clotheslines him hard over the top! RVD and the Cat begin tearing at each other and he whips the Cat hard into the turnbuckle! RVD follows him in with a hard splash and the Cat hits the mat! RVD hits the ropes, but Storm grabs his ankle from the outside! But here's Kurt Angle! Angle nails Storm, and RVD hits the ropes anyway and it's the ROLLING THUNDER ON THE CAT! The fans are roaring! Angle and Storm continue brawling on the outside, but Storm grabs the ringbell hammer and KNOCKS THE SHIT OUT OF ANGLE WITH IT! Angle hits the mat with blood pouring out of his temple, and RVD goes up top. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON THE CAT! RVD covers 1... 2... STORM BREAKS THE PIN at the absolute last second!!!! Everyone is in the ring fighting now, as the referee tries to restore order, but can't and signals to stop the match. This match is called on account of everyone refuses to listen to the referee!  -]]]

Winner: Draw

[[[- We fade up backstage where we see The Dudley Boyz lounging around in the back...-]]]

Bubba Ray Dudley: Brother D-Von.... It is only a matter of time before we take our places in NEW as the greatest tag team in history..... The most dominant tag team champions... That EVER...... fuckin'........ LIVED.

D-Von Dudley:: YES, MY BROTHA'!!!! TESTIFYYYYYYYYY!!!

[[[- We then hear someone enter the area...... It's the DUPP BROTHERS!!! Bo and Stan!! They're giggling like they have a secret and the Dudleys suddenly look annoyed.-]]] 

Bubba Ray Dudley: What the fuck is so funny?

Bo Dupp: Ohhhh.... It's nothin'.. Heheheheheheh!!

D-Von Dudley: Bullshit, it's nothin'... What'chu laughin' at!?!

Stan Dupp Welp.... We heard you boys talkin' 'bout bein'a best in the NEW... Just thought ye' should know, that ain't happenin' neary time soon... Heh heh..

Bo Dupp: Ayuh! You stupid inbred Dudley Boyz don't know ye' asses from a hollowed out tree stump!!

[[[- Bubba and D-Von look at each other like they can't believe these guys..-]]]

Stan Dupp Yep... Even our sister Fluff could kick ya'lls asses, cause the Dupps are... waaaaaaay better then you Dudley folk.. You ain't fancy people like us Dupps.

Bo Dupp: Stan!! I juss' remembered sumpin'!! Where's FLUFF!?

Stan Dupp Whadda' ya' mean 'whar's Fluff," ya' re..tard...

Bo Dupp: Oh!! I remember!! I left'er wit' Pop!!

Stan Dupp: Aw, shee-it, Bo!! You remember what happened da' last time you left her with Pop.... He over-dosed on that thar viagra... And Fluff... and the sheep couldn't walk straight for two weeks....

D-Von Dudley: Alright, alright!! SHUT DA' FUCK UP!!!

[[[- But before anything can happen, CHAIRS COME CRASHING DOWN ON D-Von and Stan Dupp!! My God, it's the New Age Outlaws!! The Outlaws bring the chairs down on Bo and Bubba, and my God, both inbred families are DOWN AND OUT!! Road Dogg and Billy Gunn stand over their victims, but MY GOD!! HERE COMES THE HARDY BOYZ!!! The Hardy Boyz run in with chairs of their own, and the Outlaws take off...... We fade out as the Hardy Boyz give chase..-]]]


Val Venis vs Barry Windham
Stipulation: No holds Barred
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Venis and Windham begin brawling like mad to start! Windham whips Venis into the ropes and nails him with a stiff big boot! Venis is back up quickly and Windham throws him hard into the turnbuckle. Windham charges in after him and slams into him hard with a clothesline! Windham begins kicking away at Venis in the corner but Venis shoves Windham back and nails him with a stiff forearm out of the corner! Venis kicks away at Windham while he's down and the fans boo. Venis is flipping out! Venis picks Windham back up and whips him into the ropes. Venis runs at him full force and rocks Windham's body with a STIFF LARIAT! Windham goes down hard and Venis slides out of the ring. Venis comes back in with a steel chair and Windham is back up to one knee! Venis SMASHES the chair into Windham's head! Windham goes down to both knees and Venis begins yelling at him. Venis slams the chair down hard into Windham's head again, and the seat of the chair folds in half and breaks away from the rest of the chair! Windham hits the mat, blood pouring out of his head! Venis goes for a cover. 1... 2... Windham got the shoulder up! Holy shit! Windham staggers back up to one knee, and Venis can't believe he's still standing! Venis throws a punch but Windham blocks it and gets back up, and he begins firing in some punches of his own! Windham whips Venis into the ropes and lariats him over and to the outside! Windham follows him out and begins brawling with him! Windham and Venis trade shots and Windham whips Venis into the guardrail, but Venis reverses it and sends Windham crashing into it hard! Windham yells in pain and Venis grabs a chair and throws it inside the ring! He grabs another chair and throws IT inside too! Venis grabs Windham by the hair and throws him inside the ring! Windham is back up before Venis gets in and Windham picks up one of the chairs, Venis grabs the other one and it's DUELING CHAIRS! Windham gets the first shot with his chair. BAM!! He makes the cover, 1...2...3!!! Windham wins it!-]]]

Winner: Barry Windham

[[[- Val Venis is still infuriated after the match! Venis drags Windham out of the ring and throws him down on the mats outside! The fans are booing loudly and it looks like Val Venis has absolutely LOST IT! Val drags Windham around the ring by his HAIR and throws his body down next to the ring steps! Venis grabs a steel chair from ringside and Windham begins to get up to one knee and Venis WAFFLES HIM with the chair! Windham hits the mat, unconscious, and Venis drags him over to the steps. Venis is prying Windham's mouth open and he's PUTTING HIS MOUTH ON THE STEP! Holy shit, Venis is going to CURB STOMP Windham on the ring steps! Someone stop him! NEW security and officials flood the ringside area and they begin pulling Venis away before he can viciously maul Barry Windham! Security gets him halfway up the aisle, kicking and yelling in anger when we hear...... -]]]

NEW Security: Get this guy out of the damn building! 

[[[-They're going to escort him out of the building!! The fans cheer as Venis is dragged to the back!! Venis is dragged out and they carry him outside! The security guards have dragged Venis out and now they're beating the shit out of him! My God, they're taking out some punishment of their own for what Venis has done tonight and in these last few weeks! Suddenly, we hear a voice. -]]] 

Voice: I'll take it from here, boys.

[[[- The security guards pull back and we see Venis on the ground in a fetal position. The guards all re-enter the building and we see someone walk out of the shadows towards the fallen Venis. We finally get a close-up and it's MINISTER JAMES MITCHELL! The Sinister Minister himself! He has a little box in his hand, looks like a small version of the Ark from Indiana Jones. The Minister knees next to Venis and speaks. -]]]

Minister James Mitchell: Val Venis.... I've been watching you. You're very talented.

[[[- Venis gets up to one knee and he spits a wad of blood onto the ground. He looks up at Mitchell. -]]]

Val Venis: Get the hell away from me. 

[[[- Mitchell continues on as if Val didn't say a word.-]]]

Minister James Mitchell: You've always caught my eye when you're in the ring. But in all honestly..

[[[- He laughs.-]]] 

Minister James Mitchell: You never really impressed me until AFTER you lost the belt. You always seemed to be missing something, Val. But tonight... That disgusting act you tried to bring upon Barry Windham.. When you tried to cross that line and actually...... KILL SOMEONE.. You impressed me. 

[[[- Val gets all the way up in a standing position.-]]]

Val Venis: What are you? Some kind of sick freak? Minister James Mitchell: Yes, but that's not the point, Val. We're talking about YOU, not ME. Tonight, I realized what you were missing all this time. Guidance. And that's what I'm offering you, Val. With my help... You can be a champion again. You can be the best. Val Venis: What makes you think I'd want your.....Help? 

Minister James Mitchell: I'll put it this way... With my help, you've got staff protection. With me guiding you, Arn Anderson can't suspend you.. No matter HOW horrible of an act you commit. With me by your side.... You will be unstoppable. A force to be reckoned with.. I'll make you everything you used to be... And MORE. 

Val Venis: And you guarantee this? Minister James Mitchell: Val... If I hadn't of sold my soul to someone else.. I'd gladly hand it over to you as a symbol of my guarantee.... But if you'd like.... 

[[[- The Minister motions behind him and a long red limousine pulls up behind them.-]]] 

Minister James Mitchell: We can take this somewhere else and talks things over in a little bit more detail. 

[[[- Val Venis seems to think things over. He then gets a sick smile on his face.-]]]

Val Venis: I'd like that... I'd like that a lot. Minister James Mitchell: Have faith in me, Val.. And I shall lead you to paradise. 

[[[- The limousine driver steps out and opens the back door. He motions for them to step inside and Venis gets in the back. The Minister smiles evilly and walks over to a big steel trash can sitting next to the building. The Minister opens up the ark-like box from earlier and gets a handful of something out of it. Something red and liquidy. The Minister looks into the camera with a sadistic smile on his face.-]]]

Minister James Mitchell: Well... It looks Val Venis' career is about to jump out of the frying pan..... 

[[[- He holds his fist full of red liquid over the trash can and it begins splattering out and into the can.. And unexpectedly, the contents of the trash can BURST into flames!!-]]] 

Minister James Mitchell: AND INTO THE FIRE!! 

[[[- The Minister laughs evilly and walks back to the limousine. He gets inside and the limousine drives off to God knows where. However, the camera pans around and we see two men now standing over the flaming trash can... BO AND STAN DUPP!! They both seem mesmerized by the fire. Stan stares hypnotically as he speaks.-]]] 

Stan Dupp: Ya' know... I don' wanna soun' like a queer or nuthin'... But I thank far's right roman-tec. 

[[[- Bo nods in agreement.-]]] 

Bo Dupp: ...Yip. 

[[[- Fade out to the next match -]]]


Little Guido & Sting vs Booker T & Shawn Michaels
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: nEw United States Championship

[[[-  Guido and Booker start things out. Booker dominates with some fast paced offense and he drops Guido with a stiff side kick! Guido is back up, however, and he whips Booker into the ropes. Booker comes back and floors Guido with a nice forearm, and the fans are cheering on Booker T.! Booker picks Guido up and whips him into the turnbuckle! Booker charges in and hops up onto the second rope! It's the 10-Punch! The fans count along with it, and Guido pops Booker in the crotch with a low blow! Guido hooks his legs and POWERBOMBS him off the turnbuckle! Guido makes a dive tags in Sting! Sting comes in and he begins rocking Booker T. with some stiff shots to the chest! Sting whips Booker into the ropes and nails an awesome drop kick! Booker rolls over and goes to tag in Michaels, but Sting grabs him by the foot and drags him back into his corner! Sting tags Guido back in and they nail the wishbone split on Booker T.! Booker holds his crotch in pain and Guido tags Sting back in! Sting and Guido whip Booker to the ropes and they both kick Booker in the stomach! They go for a double suplex but Booker blocks it somehow and hits them both with a DOUBLE SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! Booker makes a mad dash and tags in Shawn Michaels! Michaels immediately goes to the top rope and nails Guido with a flying body press! Michaels covers 1. 2. GUIDO KICKED OUT! Guido tags in Sting as fast as he can and Sting and Michaels have a stare down! Sting shoves Michaels and Michaels fires back into him with a hard forearm! The fans erupt as Michaels manhandles Sting and whips him into the turnbuckle! Sting hits hard and staggers out as Michaels kicks forward with the Sweet Chin Music, but Sting ducks it and hooks Michaels from behind! But Booker charges in and SIDE KICKS STING out of the Death Drop position! Sting reels back and Guido hops in the ring! It's going BONZO GONZO and Guido and Booker brawl like crazy! They brawl over the ropes and into the outside, leaving Michaels and Sting alone! Michaels steps back.... BAM!!! Sting is out!! 1...2...3!! NEW TAG CHAMPS! -]]]

Winner: AND NEW nEw TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..... Booker T & Shawn Michaels

[[[- After the match we go to the back where we see Arn Anderson sitting being attended to by the EMS from his beat down earlier tonight as the phone suddenly rings.... -]]]

Arn Anderson: Yea...

Hooded Man: Just so you know.... be in the ring tonight after the main event, we will reveal our identity TONIGHT!!

Arn Anderson: That's fine with me pal, but just so you know, I'm not scared of you or whoever else you got!

Hooded Man: HAHAHAHA... yea right!

[[[- The man hangs up the phone as Arn just sits there. As the EMS continue to tie his head up with bandages, Arn begins to hold his head with disbelief... -]]]


Steve Austin vs Mr. Perfect
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: nEw United States Championship

[[[- Austin and Perfect lock up to start and Perfect backs Austin into the corner and gives him a stiff kick to the ribs!! Perfect lands another and Austin is incapacitated in the corner!! Perfect begins firing in some chops and and the fans are really starting to get into it!! Austin finally throws a punch and nails Perfect, sending him reeling backwards. Austin hits the ropes and floors Perfect with a hard forearm! Austin goes for a quick cover but only gets two before Mr. Perfect kicks out. Perfect is up quickly and he and Austin begin trading punches! Austin whips Perfect into the ropes and sends him flying over the top with a big clothesline! Perfect lands on his ass on the outside! Perfect starts to get back up but Austin is already out there with him and he gives Perfect a hard kick to the head! Austin picks up Perfect by his hair and he whips the NEW World Champion hard into the rings steps! Perfect lays there, propped up again the stairs, for a few seconds and Austin charges at him, but Perfect moves and Austin slams his knee hard into those steel, unforgiving ringsteps! Austin lays on the outside for a bit, he's knocked one of his knee braces loose and while he's trying to fix it, Perfect gets back up and viciously kicks Austin in the leg! Perfect is working Austin's knee! Perfect picks Austin up and whips him into the guard rail! Perfect walks over and grabs a camera from the camera man! What is Perfect going to do! Austin props himself back up on the rail, his leg has been injured, and Austin can hardly stand! Perfect runs at him with the camera, but Austin makes a desperation move and backdrops Perfect into the crowd, causing Hennig to go face first into his own foreign object! Austin staggers around the ring and manages to roll back in as Perfect pulls himself up over the guardrail with blood pouring down his face. It looks like the World Champion has tapped an artery! Perfect gets back in the ring and Austin is waiting on him! Austin kicks Perfect in the side and begins beating on him while he's down, but Perfect grabs Austin around his injured leg and floors him! Perfect uses his amateur skills to work Austin into a BOSTON CRAB! Austin yells in pain and begins scrambling for the ropes, which he barely makes it to! Perfect breaks the hold and Austin gets back up slowly. Perfect kicks Austin in the leg, flooring him again, and Perfect goes the heel route by actually pulling the brace off of Austin's leg! Perfect tosses it outside and slides out of the ring. He pulls Austin towards the turnbuckle and CROTCHES HIM around the post! Perfect hooks Austin's legs and it's the FIGURE FOUR around the post! Austin yells in pain and the ref yells for Perfect to break the hold! Perfect keeps pulling on it and Austin yells in pain! Perfect finally lets go and he slides back in. He drags Austin out of the corner and whips him into the ropes but Austin can't even stand long enough to make it as he crumbles back to the mat. Perfect chuckles and covers Austin and hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. Austin kicked out! Austin still has some fight left in him! Perfect picks him back up and he grabs Austin from behind and goes to lift him for a German Suplex, but Austin blocks it and kicks backwards! LOW BLOW! Hennig grabs his crotch and Austin hits the ropes, noticeably limping... THESZ PRESS! Punches! Perfect tries to block his face as Austin fires in some shots, but Austin gets off of him and it seems he's not as hurt as we thought! Austin gets on the second turnbuckle and plays to the fans! Perfect is back up in no time and he nails Austin from behind! Austin stumbles forward onto the top turnbuckle and Hennig backdrops him hard off of there! Hennig wipes some of the blood from his face and stares down at the injured Austin. He's hardly even moving! Hennig hooks Austin's legs from behind and hooks in a STEP-OVER TOE HOLD FACE LOCK! It's a damned STF! Austin's leg can't handle this, and the ref is STOPPING THE MATCH! My God, the ref says Austin can't continue, and he's giving the United States Championship Belt to CURT HENNIG! Hennig stands up and holds the World and U.S. titles above his head. My God, the first man to hold both titles simultaneously is Curt Hennig! Hennig turns around and..... IS NAILED WITH A CHAIR SHOT! Dammit, that's Lance Storm! Lance Storm just nailed Perfect with a chair shot! The ref is turned around by Justin Credible as Storm stands in the ring laughing!!! Storm is just staring at Perfect's downed body. Storm has gone OVER THE EDGE! Storm raises the chair again and before he can hit him, RVD RUNS DOWN!! RVD slides into the ring and he and Storm begin trading punches like crazy! Mr. Perfect is back up and he charges up behind Storm, RVD throws a standing side kick at Storm but Storm ducks and it connects with Mr. Perfect's face! Perfect hits the mat and Storm clotheslines RVD out of the ring! Storm slides out and exits through the fans!! Perfect rolls one arm over and it's on Austin.... my god Austin is out, 1... 2...3!!! PERFECT WINS.... PERFECT WINS.... BY GOD WE HAVE A NEW US CHAMP!! -]]]

Winner: AND NEW nEw UNITED STATES CHAMPION..... MR. PERFECT!!!

[[[- Mr. Perfect stands in the ring with his hand raised high in the air as he takes both his championship belts and retreats to the back smiling with Bobby Heenan, as Arn begins to make his way to the ring. He head is taped up as he gets into the ring with a microphone in hand .... -]]]

Arn Anderson: You wanted to see me boys... now I'm here.... so bring it on!!

[[[- The lights begin to flicker again as the titan tron lights up and both hooded men are shown with their identity still not revealed  .... -]]]

Hooded Man #2: Arn... I told you tonight, we would reveal a little more of our identity, Double A... here's to ya!!

 [[[- The Titan tron then begins to flare up something... -]]]

[[[- 'The End is here' begins to play as Arn stands in the ring with his mouth left wide open stunned... -]]]

Hooded Man #2: HAHAHAHA!!!

[[[- From there we fade out ending tonight's show!! -]]]


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