Dark Matches

Eddie Guererro def. Shawn Michaels via pinfall

Vampiro def. The Messiah via Submission

[[[- Can you believe it, Paul Heyman & ACW Champion Christian? Two men who never would have been thought of as the men behind the black hood revealed their true identity last week at Resurrection as Both with the help of Brock Lesnar destroyed everyone here in New Era Wrestling. It is time for New Era Wrestling to rise up above the rest and take back their territory from the SGW/ACW connection. Can Arn Anderson get his company back? What will Paul Heyman do, now that he is 50% owner of the company? Who made him the 50% owner and why? Ladies and Gentleman, nEw Showtime is NEXT!! -]]]

[[[- From there we fade up as we hear the sound from Puddle of Mud's hit song 'Control', as we see many flashback highlights from last weeks blockbuster pay-per-view. We see the entrance of Paul Heyman ripping his hood off, as He holds the SGW World Title up high in the air, as Arn Andersons face drops. We slowly fade into seeing Paul Heyman revealing he owns 50% of the company, as we cut into many clips of Paul Heyman throwing his weight around the company. From there we end by seeing Heyman and Lesnar introducing the other hooded man to be the All-Star Championship Wrestling Champion.... Christian!!! As we faded out of last weeks pay per view seeing the three stomp away at the brand new champion Lance Storm, Mr. Perfect, and Arn Anderson, as we slowly cut away into the opening segment...  -]]]

[[[- From there we fade into the arena where we see the jam packed crowd as usual on hand, going absolutly buts as we are welcomed to the show by Tony Schivonie, as without any firthur introduction 'DUH-NUH, DUH-NA' hits as Mr. Perfect's theme song begins to play as the crowd erupts for the former champion, but instead, through the back walks Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar? Together they walk down the rampway, with Heyman holding the SGW world title over his shoulder, Brock Lesnar with the Television championship around his waist and then Christian follows close behind wearing his ACW World Title around his waist as the three men walk down the rampway and into the ring as the sounds of Mr. Perfects theme slowly fades out as Paul Heyman gets on the microphone... -]]]

Paul Heyman: I hope you all enjoyed hearing the sounds of the PERFECT theme song...... because it's the absolute last time each and every one of you people are going to hear it! Now, you may be asking to yourself.... 'What in God's name is Paul Heyman talking about?' Well you see it's real simple..... Once I took over 50% control of this company, I signed a piece of paper that is going to finish off New Era Wrestling once and for all! You see my sole purpose here in nEw is to give you..... the fans.... exactly what you want, and I know that each and every one of you came here tonight to see guys like Christian, Brock Lesnar, myself, and a slew of others that aren't that important!

[[[- The crowd couldn't disagree more as boo's echo throughout the building..... -]]]

Paul Heyman: So what I did earlier this week, was I went and picked up Mr. Perfect's contract and I simply ripped it to shreds! Why you may ask? Because I can do whatever the hell I want!!!! Now as for tonight..... what do the SGW/ACW connection have in store? Well tonight, we're going to show every single person out here tonight, who the hell we are, and why we can do whatever the hell WE WANT!!!

[[[- The booing couldn't get any louder as Heyman just laughs at their jeers, as he hands the microphone over to the ACW Heavyweight champion.... Christian..... -]]]

Christian: You know, staying in such a pathetic state like California, I would expect a reception like this from you people!! You people don't understand the first thing about respect, nor do you care about one another! But I..... YOUR ACW WORLD CHAMPION..... plan on showing the New Era Wrestling empire that Christian is not just a legend, he is A GOD!!!!! And Rocky..... tonight, i'm going to show you that there is only one great one in this company, and your looking at him, for tonight the Era of Awesomeness should rule over all!!!!

Paul Heyman: That's right,, from this moment forward, New Era Wrestling might as well sign the other 50% over to me, because until that happens, we are not going to show mercy, nor are we going to be responsible for our actions, because New Era Wrestling is DEAD & ACW & SGW share over come THEM ALL!!!!!! But....

[[[- Suddenly the sounds of Arn Andersons theme music begins to play as out from the back walks Arn Anderson as the crowd goes wild. He stands at the top of the rampway with a microphone in hand as we listen in..... -]]]

Arn Anderson: Paul Heyman...... The hooded man....... The owner of Solid Gold Wrestling! Man Paul, you really pulled a fast one on me last week at the pay per view, but Paul, do you really think three of you guys can beat me and the rest of my company? Do you really think that you and your two goons behind you can stop the other 30 something guys on my roster? 

Paul Heyman: You know Arn.... I'm so glad that you brought that up, because as a matter of fact, one of your boys back there I signed away to ACW/SGW! And tonight, I'm sure you'll find out who exactly I'm talking about...... because Arn, I warned you for a month about ACW & SGW coming together and taking over New Era Wrestling, and that is exactly what is going to happen!!!!!

[[[- Arns face drops in dismay as Paul Heyman begins to laugh hysterically in the ring, as he holds up the SGW World Heavyweight title in the air, mocking Arn Anderson, as we slowly get ready for the first match of the night..... -]]]

Mankind vs The Undertaker
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Mankind entered the ring to a huge pop as The Undertaker followed to a very respectful response. Both men locked up, and The Undertaker was the first to strike. slowly the Undertaker threw some heavy hard right hands, knocking Mankind back into the corner. The match went on for about another 5-7 minutes of back and forth action. finally in the end The Undertaker ducked a Mankind clothesline, and went for the choke slam, and connected, as he signaled for the Tombstone pile-driver. the crowd went crazy as he picked up Mankind and dropped him right on his skull as the Undertaker picked up the three count with ease. Good match over all. 6 out of 10 in quality.  -]]]
Winner: The Undertaker

[[[- After the match we cut to the back where we see Shane McMahon walking in the parking lot as we listen in….. -]]]

Shane McMahon: Where the hell is he?

[[[- Soon a white limo slowly pulls up to the arena as Shane McMahon's face lights up with joy….. -]]]

Shane McMahon: Finally he's here! The man who is going to take my place on the nEw after I retire as a wrestler here tonight!!! 

[[[- What in the hell? Shane McMahon's retiring as a wrestler? Who is in the white limo? we fade into the next match….. -]]]

The Insiders vs Legion of Doom

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: None

[[[- The Insiders went to the ring to a mixed reaction as the Legion of Doom hit to ring to a huge pop. The match began strong with the Legion of Doom taking the upper hand on the Insiders. Hall was getting destroyed by Animal. Animal waited no time in setting Hall up for the Doomsday device, as Hawk went to the top rope to execute it, but Hall ducked and Hawk hits the mat hard. DDP then walks over and kicks Animal in the gut as Hall hits the ground. and Diamond Cutter! He hooks the leg and gets the cover. good match over all. I give it a 5 out of 10.  -]]]

Winner: The Insiders

[[[- After the match we cut to the back where we see Stephanie McMahon Helmsley fixing her black shirt in the mirror as suddenly the door pops open as Debra walks in and starts picking up some objects out of a green bag as Stephanie turns around as we listen in….. -]]]

Stephanie McMahon: Uhhh...... Excuse me? Can I help you?

Debra Austin: Well..... this is the women's bathroom. I needed some fingernail polish and they told me there was a green bag in the women's restroom with fingernail polish in it.

Stephanie McMahon: Well I'm using the Women's bathroom, so get out!

Debra Austin: Excuse me? Look there is more then enough room for the two of us to be in here!

Stephanie McMahon: Do you have any idea who I am?

Debra Austin: Stephanie McMahon..... I know exactly who you are!

Stephanie McMahon: Correction..... Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, my husband is the Game of this business, making me Mrs. Game!!

Debra Austin: Yea and what's your point? My husband is the Rattlesnake of this business, making me Mrs. Rattlesnake!

Stephanie McMahon: LOOK DEBBIE!!! I suggest you leave right now, before I make you leave!

Debra Austin: Well STEPH, I'm not going to leave!

[[[- Stephanie pulls back and BAM!! Stephanie smacks Debra right across the face as she falls backwards out of the restroom. Stephanie follows her and begins to slam Debra's head back and forth on the floor as suddenly Triple H jumps into the scene and pulls her off Debra, as Steve Austin quickly hits the scene and helps his wife up as we listen in….. -]]]

Triple H: What the hell are you doing Steph?!

Steve Austin: She's gone crazy!

Triple H: Excuse me?

Steve Austin: What?!

Triple H: My wife has gone crazy? Your wife is the one who provoked her!

Steve Austin: My wife aint provoking no one, she dun defendin' herself.... JACKASS!

Triple H: What did you just call me?

Steve Austin: I said I called you a JACKASS.... WHAT?! A JACKASS!!!!

Triple H: Well how about this Jackass beat your ass........ next week right here on Showtime!

Steve Austin: You want a match with Stone cold Steve Austin?

Triple H: You damn right!

Steve Austin: You want a match with THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE nEw?!

Triple H: That's exactly what I want!

Steve Austin: You got it son, but just remember when that glass breaks...... it's your ass!

[[[- Austin helps his wife up as they walk off together as Triple H gives an evil stare, as we fade into the next match….. -]]]

Mike Sanders vs. Brock Lesnar vs. D-Von Dudley

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: Television Championship

[[[- The match began strong with the three men attacking one another. A three way brawl for a few minutes as suddenly we see Paul Heyman hit the scene and he yells at Brock to leave the ring. Brock is unsure as to why Heyman is asking this, but he obeys. Leaving Mike Sanders and D-Von in the ring. Lesnar is walking away from the match and no one knows why. Sanders lays on the ground holding his side, as d-Von waists no time as he picks up Sanders and delivers the Testify. He hooks the leg and picks up his first nEw victory and the nEw Television championship belt. an impressive debut to the youngster. This match was very odd, so I gave it a 3 out of 10 as Sanders and D-Von showed no athleticism and worked very stiff.  -]]]

Winner: AND NEW nEw TELEVISION CHAMPION....... D-Von Dudley

[[[- After the match we cut backstage once again as we see Arn Anderson sitting behind his desk. The door pops open as its Paul Heyman, he is laughing as we listen in….. -]]]

Arn Anderson: Don't you knock?

Paul Heyman: Why should I knock, when half of this office is mine?

Arn Anderson: Ughhhh.... what do you want Heyman?

[[[- Heyman readjusts the SGW World Title over his shoulder and continues speaking….. -]]]

Paul Heyman: Well I was just wanting to know where some gold polish was..... you see I wanted to polish my heavyweight championship, hahahahahaha!

Arn Anderson: You know.... I'mglad you mentioned that. See Paul, I realize you bought out my company, and your declaring yourself the SGW World Heavyweight champion now a-days. But why don't you put your money where your mouth is?

Paul Heyman: What the hell are you talking about Anderson?

Arn Anderson: Well I know I have been sitting behind this desk for a short while now, and it has been quite some time sense I was in that ring, but why don't you put that belt up on the line against someone who deserves his shot at that belt....

Paul Heyman: And who might that be?

Arn Anderson: ME!!!

[[[- The crowd erupts in the background as Heymans face drops….. -]]]

Paul Heyman: W.....W.... What?! You? You want to face me, in a wrestling match for the SGW World Heavyweight title?

Arn Anderson: That's right!

Paul Heyman: Arn, you're the craziest son of a bitch I have ever seen, but if you want me in a match, we can do that...... next week, right here on showtime!

Arn Anderson: That's fine by me, but Paul, we're not going to have just any match, this match will be a no DQ, No rule..... this is going to be a fight, a fight between two owners of one great company, and every single person in that backstage area is banned from the ring, if someone interferes, then then the match is called and the title will change hands, in other words..... no BROCK!

Paul Heyman: Fine with me...... but next week Anderson, I'm not going to need any help to beat your ass, because this title is MINE!!! A lot like one of your superstars, which I'll join my side right here tonight!!! hahahaha!

[[[- The match is on!!! Anderson v. Heyman next week on Showtime for the SGW World Heavyweight championship!!! But who is the guy that's going to join Heyman here tonight? We slowly then fade out showing a confused Arn Anderson and into the next match.….. -]]]

Little Guido & Shane McMahon vs Barry Windham & Justin Credible

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: Extreme Championship

[[[- This match was very extreme. The match didn't last long in the ring. Both teams actually were even fighting each other as we saw cookie sheets, and Shane McMahon even used a blender on Little Guido. Finally Windham got the upper hand by throwing Little Guido in a grocery cart and rolling him out of the way. Then he gets knocked over the head by a 2x4 from Shane McMahon. Justin Credible retaliated with a shovel as he nailed Shane McMahon with it. Credible makes the cover as suddenly little Guido is shown with the grocery cart and he shoves it into credible gut and gets the three count. Guido defends the belt with a nice victory here tonight! Perfect 10 out of 10 with this match! It had it all!  -]]]

Winner: Little Guido

[[[- After the match Barry Windham walks away from the terrible match he just had as he gets inside his pick-up truck, as he starts to engine and closes his door. Suddenly out of no where a huge Semi Truck is shown roaring down the parking lot, and BAM!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Someone just drilled Barry Windham with that Semi Truck. But who in the hell was it? EMT's quickly rush to the scene as we all are in shock as to what just happened.  -]]]

Kanyon vs Jeff Jarrett
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: United States Title Tournament

[[[- Kanyon and Jarrett entered the ring to a ton of cheers and jeers from random fans. Kanyon entered the ring and was quickly assaulted by Jarrett. Jarrett eventually got the upper hand and delivered the stroke, but Kanyon blocked it and turned it into the Kanyon Kutter. The crowd went nuts as Kanyon hooked the leg, only to get a two count. Kanyon couldn't believe it as he got up holding his head. Jarrett slowly got to his feet as he tossed the referee in the corner. Jarrett then picked up his guitar in the other corner and bam! Kanyon goes down as Jarrett makes the cover, the referee slowly gets over to the scene and makes the damn three count, what a scam! This match was a 6 out 10 in quality.  -]]]
Winner: Jeff Jarrett

[[[- After the match we cut to the back where we see Rob Van Dam walking down the hallway as suddenly he sees Scott Hall drinking a cup of coffee as he stops and looks at Hall standing there, as we listen in….. -]]]

 

Scott Hall: Yo Chico, welcome back!

 

Rob Van Dam: Hey thanks bro..... 

 

Scott Hall: By the way, where were you?

 

Rob Van Dam: Just took some time off to clear my mind, but now I'm back and everything's cool!

 

Scott Hall: Clear your mind? Everything's cool? What are you like some surfer 'dude' that likes to 'chill' with his 'bra's' chico?

 

Rob Van Dam: What are you talking about dude?

 

Scott Hall: I'm saying you talk like a fool mane! Why don't you just take your Battle Creek, Michigan, Cowabunga attitude and keep walkin' chico because I got bigger fish to fry tonight then talking with some young punk like you!

 

Rob Van Dam: Whatever Scott, whatever!

 

[[[- Van Dam walks off as he turns the corner, as he runs into Arn Anderson who has a clip board in his hand as we listen in….. -]]]

 

Arn Anderson: Oh.... Rob, hey welcome back my man, how you feeling?!

 

Rob Van Dam: I'm cool!

 

Arn Anderson: I'm glad you're here, you're just the guy I wanted to talk to!

 

Rob Van Dam: About what?

 

Arn Anderson: Follow to me my office and I'll explain everything!

 

Rob Van Dam: Ok, cool!

 

[[[- What the hell is this all about? Van Dam follows Arn to his office as we fade out watching the two walk away….. -]]]

Triple H vs Chavo Guererro Jr.
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: United States Title Tournament

[[[- The Game entered the ring with a mission. He entered the ring to a strong ovation. Suddenly Chavo came racing down to the ring with his stick horse in hand. He got into the ring and without warning got nailed by the Game. shortest match of the night here as Chavo got drilled into the corner and never saw anything after that. the Game then kicked chavo in the gut and pedigreed him into the canvas. 1.... 2..... 3!! The Game is moving on to round 2 of the United states title tournament. What a showing by Triple H!! Match was a 5 out of 10 in quality. -]]]
Winner: Triple H

Hour 2