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[[[- Welcome to hour number two of tonights huge showtime. We start the second hour off in the backstage area where we see 'ACW World Heavyweight champion' Christian he is sitting in a chair polishing up the Acw world title when suddenly through the door walks Lance Storm, who has his nEw World Heavyweight championship belt over his shoulder, as we listen in..... -]]] Christian: What the hell do you want? Lance Storm: Who in the hell do you think you are? Christian: Who in the hell do I think that I am? I'm the ACW World Heavyweight champion, the former SGW Tag team champion, a legend in this industry! Lance Storm: Legend huh? Just for the record, how many times have you beaten me? Christian: Well, I don't remember.... Lance Storm: And you know why you don't remember? Christian: ........... ......... ........... Lance Storm: Because you have never beaten me, and you have never held the only championship that matters, the nEw World Heavyweight title! Christian: You have to be joking me....... that belt is going to mean nothing in a few weeks when we destroy this pathetic company! Lance Storm: You want to destroy New Era Wrestling? OVER............... MY DEAD................ BODY!!!!!! Christian: Well Lance.... if you play your cards right.............. That can be arranged!! Lance Storm: We'll see now won't we! [[[- Storm turns around to leave as suddenly as he opens the door, BAM!!!!! BIG BOOT OUT OF NO WHERE!!!! Wait a second.... that's, that's TEST!! Test just drilled Storm in the face with the big boot, as Christian is now laughing and mocking Lance Storm as the two pick up and walk away, leaving Lance Storm with a hit and run. Damn those two!! Is Test the turncoat? We suddenly fade out into the next match -]]]
[[[- After the match we cut to the back once more where we see the semi truck that took out Barry Windham earlier tonight as we see the Ambulance pull away. The light blue pick up truck that Windham was in, is completely totaled as police begin to investigate the semi truck as we listen in….. -]]] Police Officer #1: So the semi truck was authorized to Bill Hoffman's semi's? Police Officer #2: Yes sir, this is a rented Semi truck. Police Officer #1: And what's the name under the rental? Police Officer #2: According to the documents we have received the semi truck was rented out to a Mr. Jeff Jarrett. Police Officer #1: The New Era Wrestling superstar? Police Officer #2: That's right chief! Police Officer #1: Well, let's go get him. Police Officer #2: Yes Sir. [[[- The officers round up the troops and get in their police cars and speed off into the night with the sirens running as we slowly fade out as we see the outside bushes begin to ruffle as outside stands Jeff Jarrett laughing his ass off, as we fade out to the next match….. -]]]
[[[- We return backstage where we see Paul Heyman sitting in his office with Arn Anderson, as we listen in to the small conference….. -]]] Arn Anderson: Well, you fired my number one guy in Mr. Perfect, so who's Booker T going to be facing tonight? Paul Heyman: Well seeing as I tamed Brock earlier tonight and took him out of the Television title match early and made him drop the belt, I think it's only fair that Brock gets his stomach full tonight, so he can take Mr. Perfect's spot in the match-up, and believe me, you aint seen Perfect, until you've seen a Brock Lesnar ass kicking, hahahaha!!!! Arn Anderson: You have got to be kidding me! Paul Heyman: Would I joke about that Arn. Arn, read my lips........ I'm in the drivers seat, and we're going to drive this baby off a cliff once and for all!!! Arn Anderson: You don't have the guts! Paul Heyman: Arn I have the guts, I have the balls, and soon enough I'll have complete control of this crap hole!!! [[[- Paul slams his fist on the desk and slowly begins to walk away out the door as Arn buries his head in his hands once again, as we fade to the next match….. -]]]
[[[- After the match we cut backstage again where we see Billy & Chuck primping themselves after their match, as Rico stands in the corner holding both nEw Tag team championship belt, while smiling. As we listen in….. -]]] Rico: You guys are so HOT!! Billy Gunn: Rico..... hot doesn't describe how we looked tonight, we rocked! Rico: You boys were totally awesome..... truly a sight for sore eyes! Chuck Polumbo: Yea, but how did my hair look tonight, was it too frizzy? Billy Gunn: I think I speak for both Rico and I when I say your hair looked Fab-U-Lous tonight my man! Chuck Polumbo: Oh whew.... thank goodness, I was so worried! Rico: So where do we go from here gentlemen? [[[- Without warning the door pops open as in walks Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal.... THE LEGION OF DOOM!!! We then listen in….. -]]] Rico: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Chuck Polumbo: Oh my god, it's my ant Sally and Beverly!!!! Billy Gunn: You guys calm down.... it's just Hawk and Animal.... you know, the Legion of Doom? Chuck Polumbo: Who? Road Warrior Animal: Shut up! Listen you two little pukes, you two are the only boys in this business that stand in our way of the gold....... so I suggest you either hand them over now, or meet us next week! Aint that right Hawk! Road Warrior Hawk: That's right animal, and when we get done with you two fruits, the L.O.D will show the world once again, that we can hang with the best of the best! AWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!!!!!! [[[- Billy & Chuck look worried as they look at one another and then begin to laugh hysterically. Rico falls over he is laughing so hard as The Legion of Doom just turn around to leave but Rico stops them….. -]]] Rico: Ok.... hold on now.... before you leave, you can get your shot next week, but just remember, we will not be responsible for breaking you both and your walkers next week!!! Billy Gunn: Yea, and while we're at it, there's also something called De-cafe! Try it sometime! [[[- The Road Warriors turn around and walk away as they slam the door behind them as Billy & Chuck continue to laugh their asses off as we fade into the next match….. -]]]
[[[- after the match we go the parking lot where we see a bunch of police offers in pursuit for Jeff Jarrett as we then see Little Guido walking to his car as he walks up to his car, unlocks the car, but the door won't open. He struggles with the key as he gets really pissed off as he can not seem to open his car door, as suddenly walking up from behind comes Eddie Guererro as we listen in............. -]]]
Eddie Guererro: Yo essa, looks like you havin' some problems homes?
Little Guido: Goto hell wise guy!
Eddie Guererro: Ohhh, wassa matta homes, you mad at me, or the fact that your too damn stupid to open your car door?
Little Guido: Hey pal, you lookin' for trouble or somethin'?
Eddie Guererro: Ohhhhh, the little Italian Stallion got a little bit of a temper problem huh?
Little Guido: You want a piece of my Burrito Boy?
Eddie Guererro: What was that wop?
Little Guido: What did you just call me?
Eddie Guererro: .......... ........... ...........
Little Guido: C'mon you spick...... why don't you tell me what you just said!
Eddie Guererro: LOOK ESSA, I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING CALLED A SPICK HOMES!!!
Little Guido: Yea, and I don't like being called a wop!
Eddie Guererro: Well at least I got La Rasa in me, comprenda amigo?
Little Guido: Look I don't speak Spanish wise guy, but if your askin' me for a fight, you got it..... next week right here on Showtime!
Eddie Guererro: Ohhh Mozzarella Man has a little Biesto? eh essa?
Little Guido: Yea whatever.... you want a shot at the Italian Stallion next week or not?!
Eddie Guererro: Homes it would be my pleasure to kick your rear all over Showtime next week and show you what LA RAZA IS ALL ABOUT!!!
[[[- Guererro pats Little Guido's head, as he is a lot shorter then Guererro is, as Guido gets fed up with Guererro's antics as he pulls back and nails Guererro as we got a brawl on the outside of the arena, as the cops who are already on the scene rush to the scene and break the two men up. What a match this is going to be next week….. -]]]
[[[- After the match Christian slowly gets to his knees for the victory as he gets his arm raised in the air for the victory as the referee awards him the ACW World Heavyweight championship belt. Test slides into the ring and gives Christian a hug as the Rock lays down unconscious as the fans boo like mad. Suddenly down the ramp way runs THE IMPACT PLAYERS!! Justin Credible and Lance Storm roll into the ring and begin to battle it out with Test and Christian. Suddenly down the ramp way runs Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Oh my god, it's 4 on 2. The players are laying on the mat getting beaten into a Bolivian. The rock rolls out of the ring and stumbles to grab a chair, he gets back into the ring as the entire ACW/SGW connection flee's out of the ring, as the rock comes to the aid of the Impact Players. He begins to help up Lance Storm and Justin Credible as Paul Heyman is screaming at the three men in the ring. Rock holds up the chair and WHACK!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL? THE ROCK HAS JUST DRILLED LANCE STORM!!! WHACK!!! HE NAILED JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!! OH MY GOD.... DON'T TELL ME!! Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, Test, Christian all slide into the ring where Heyman puts his hand out and is SHAKING THE ROCKS HAND?!!!! OH MY GOD.... ROCK IS THE TURN COAT!!! DAMN IT ROCK!!! Heyman has the microphone ….. -]]]
Paul Heyman: What...... like this is a big shocker to you???? I told you Double A that tonight you would lose one of the biggest names in your company, and I went and signed THE ROCK!! The great one, and now SGW/ACW wrestler!!! Tell the fans rock!
The Rock: Well the first thing the Rock wants you to do for me Paul, is to tell each and everyone of these people to shut the hell up!!! Now Arn, The rock respects your ways of running things, but to be quite honest, the Rock is bored with New Era Wrestling, so that's exactly why The Rock jumped ship to ACW/SGW where The Rock will get more money, more movie offers, and more importantly more attention and Title shots!!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.......
[[[- The fans begins to say it with the Rock, as he stops real quick ….. -]]]
The Rock: Hold up a second..... this isn't sing along with the Rock, now let's try this again jabronie's!!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK...... IS COOKIN'!!!
[[[- Oh my god..... The Rock has stabbed every single person in nEw in the back right here tonight!!! The Rock holds his arms up high with Paul Heyman, Test, Christian and Brock Lesnar as we quickly cut to the back in the parking lot where we see a ambulance racing into the arena. what the hell is this. the ambulance stops, and out pops.... BARRY WINDHAM!!!!! WINDHAM IS BACK!!!!! He screams out for Jarrett as he gets in the ambulance and races off looking for Jeff Jarrett. Oh my god, what a night here in nEw, what is going to happen next week? From there we fade to black as the show ends. -]]] End of Show |