[[[- Welcome to hour number two of tonights huge showtime. We start the second hour off in the backstage area where we see 'ACW World Heavyweight champion' Christian he is sitting in a chair polishing up the Acw world title when suddenly through the door walks Lance Storm, who has his nEw World Heavyweight championship belt over his shoulder, as we listen in..... -]]]

Christian: What the hell do you want?

Lance Storm: Who in the hell do you think you are?

Christian: Who in the hell do I think that I am? I'm the ACW World Heavyweight champion, the former SGW Tag team champion, a legend in this industry!

Lance Storm: Legend huh? Just for the record, how many times have you beaten me?

Christian: Well, I don't remember....

Lance Storm: And you know why you don't remember?

 Christian: ........... ......... ...........

Lance Storm: Because you have never beaten me, and you have never held the only championship that matters, the nEw World Heavyweight title!

 Christian: You have to be joking me....... that belt is going to mean nothing in a few weeks when we destroy this pathetic company!

Lance Storm: You want to destroy New Era Wrestling? OVER............... MY DEAD................ BODY!!!!!!

 Christian: Well Lance.... if you play your cards right.............. That can be arranged!!

Lance Storm: We'll see now won't we!

[[[- Storm turns around to leave as suddenly as he opens the door, BAM!!!!! BIG BOOT OUT OF NO WHERE!!!! Wait a second.... that's, that's TEST!! Test just drilled Storm in the face with the big boot, as Christian is now laughing and mocking Lance Storm as the two pick up and walk away, leaving Lance Storm with a hit and run. Damn those two!! Is Test the turncoat? We suddenly fade out into the next match -]]]


Val Venis vs Kevin Nash
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- Once 'Defy You' hit the loud speakers, the crowd went nuts with boos as down the aisle way with his manager Minister James Mitchell walked Val Venis to the ring. Venis got into the ring as the Howling wolf is heard as down to the ring walked Kevin Nash. He got into the ring and this match was on. Nash started out strong but later on ran out of gas as it seemed. Nash delivered a knee to the gut as Venis went down to one knee and Nash stuck Val's head between his thighs for the jackknife but Venis quickly gave a low blow and then and strong DDT. He made the cover but only to get a 2 count. Nash slowly gets to his feet and as Venis tries to toss Nash off the rope, Nash reverses it and delivers the pump handle slam to Venis and makes the cover, 1.... 2.... 3!!! Big shocking victory for big Sexy. Minister James mitchell is livid on the outside. Great match. The end results made it worth watching. Over all a 8 1/2 out of 10 in Quality.  -]]]

Winner: Kevin Nash

[[[- After the match we cut to the back once more where we see the semi truck that took out Barry Windham earlier tonight as we see the Ambulance pull away. The light blue pick up truck that Windham was in, is completely totaled as police begin to investigate the semi truck as we listen in….. -]]]

Police Officer #1: So the semi truck was authorized to Bill Hoffman's semi's?

Police Officer #2: Yes sir, this is a rented Semi truck.

Police Officer #1: And what's the name under the rental?

Police Officer #2: According to the documents we have received the semi truck was rented out to a Mr. Jeff Jarrett.

Police Officer #1: The New Era Wrestling superstar?

Police Officer #2: That's right chief!

Police Officer #1: Well, let's go get him.

Police Officer #2: Yes Sir.

[[[- The officers round up the troops and get in their police cars and speed off into the night with the sirens running as we slowly fade out as we see the outside bushes begin to ruffle as outside stands Jeff Jarrett laughing his ass off, as we fade out to the next match….. -]]]


Billy & Chuck vs The Hardy Boys

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: nEw Tag Team Championship

[[[- Great match. The Hardy Boyz entered the arena to a huge ovation as they ran to the ring and did their posing. Suddenly the sounds of the boy band, hit as Billy and chuck entered the ring as many 'gay' chants broke out. the match was solid, nothing too thrilling. Billy connected with a huge tackle and began to lay into Jeff Hardy. finally the end of the match ended with Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy battling Billy and Chuck inside the ring as the referee is trying to sustain order. suddenly we see rico on the outside and delivers a super kick to Lita. with Lita down, rico dashes inside the ring and sees Matt Hardy and smashes his face with a Super Kick. The referee then called the match and Disqualified Billy and Chuck thus giving the Hardy boyz a huge victory. This match was about a 6 out of 10, not much crowd reaction. -]]]

Winner: The Hardy Boyz via DQ


[[[- We return backstage where we see Paul Heyman sitting in his office with Arn Anderson, as we listen in to the small conference….. -]]]

Arn Anderson: Well, you fired my number one guy in Mr. Perfect, so who's Booker T going to be facing tonight?

Paul Heyman: Well seeing as I tamed Brock earlier tonight and took him out of the Television title match early and made him drop the belt, I think it's only fair that Brock gets his stomach full tonight, so he can take Mr. Perfect's spot in the match-up, and believe me, you aint seen Perfect, until you've seen a Brock Lesnar ass kicking, hahahaha!!!!

Arn Anderson: You have got to be kidding me!

Paul Heyman: Would I joke about that Arn. Arn, read my lips........ I'm in the drivers seat, and we're going to drive this baby off a cliff once and for all!!!

Arn Anderson: You don't have the guts!

Paul Heyman: Arn I have the guts, I have the balls, and soon enough I'll have complete control of this crap hole!!!

[[[- Paul slams his fist on the desk and slowly begins to walk away out the door as Arn buries his head in his hands once again, as we fade to the next match….. -]]]


Steve Austin vs. Rob Van Dam

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: None

[[[- Austin came to the ring with a huge reception. Van Dam entered the squared circle to a great reception as well as the two men quickly started things off strong with a huge back and forth offensive moves. Austin eventually got the upper hand when he delivered a shot below the belt. Van Dam went down as Austin picked up Van Dam and began to pummle him into the corner. Later on Van Dam got the upper hand and delivered a vicious DDT and suddenly did Rolling thunder, he went for the cover but got a two count. He picked austin up and went for a kick to the gut but Austin caught Rvd's leg, and then let go, kicked Van Dam in the stomach, went for the stunner, but Van Dam held on to the ropes and Austin hit the stunner on nobody, and just landed on his ass. From there Van Dam went to the top rope and FROG SPLASH! THE FIVE STAR! He hooked the leg, 1... 2... 3!! Van Dam wins this one in a shocking way! 9 out of 10 for this match! -]]]

Winner: Rob Van Dam


[[[- After the match we cut backstage again where we see Billy & Chuck primping themselves after their match, as Rico stands in the corner holding both nEw Tag team championship belt, while smiling. As we listen in….. -]]]

Rico: You guys are so HOT!!

Billy Gunn: Rico..... hot doesn't describe how we looked tonight, we rocked!

Rico: You boys were totally awesome..... truly a sight for sore eyes!

Chuck Polumbo: Yea, but how did my hair look tonight, was it too frizzy?

Billy Gunn: I think I speak for both Rico and I when I say your hair looked Fab-U-Lous tonight my man!

Chuck Polumbo: Oh whew.... thank goodness, I was so worried!

Rico: So where do we go from here gentlemen?

[[[- Without warning the door pops open as in walks Road Warrior Hawk & Road Warrior Animal.... THE LEGION OF DOOM!!! We then listen in….. -]]]

Rico: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chuck Polumbo: Oh my god, it's my ant Sally and Beverly!!!!

Billy Gunn: You guys calm down.... it's just Hawk and Animal.... you know, the Legion of Doom?

Chuck Polumbo: Who?

Road Warrior Animal: Shut up! Listen you two little pukes, you two are the only boys in this business that stand in our way of the gold....... so I suggest you either hand them over now, or meet us next week! Aint that right Hawk!

Road Warrior Hawk: That's right animal, and when we get done with you two fruits, the L.O.D will show the world once again, that we can hang with the best of the best! AWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!

[[[- Billy & Chuck look worried as they look at one another and then begin to laugh hysterically. Rico falls over he is laughing so hard as The Legion of Doom just turn around to leave but Rico stops them….. -]]]

Rico: Ok.... hold on now.... before you leave, you can get your shot next week, but just remember, we will not be responsible for breaking you both and your walkers next week!!! 

Billy Gunn: Yea, and while we're at it, there's also something called De-cafe! Try it sometime!

[[[- The Road Warriors turn around and walk away as they slam the door behind them as Billy & Chuck continue to laugh their asses off as we fade into the next match….. -]]]


Brock Lesnar vs Booker T

Stipulation: None

Title on the Line: None

[[[- Booker T entered the ring, as Lesnar entered the ring, to a ton of boo's from the fans. Booker t got one hell of a standing ovation. This match didn't take long to start as the two men quickly locked up. Lesnar got a big upper hand and wouldn't look back. Booker T got laid out on the mat by the big boot from Lesnar, and Lesnar made a 2 count pinfall. Booker T slowly got to his feet only to get speared. Lesnar made the cover and again didn't get anywhere. Lesnar got pissed and slapped on the Cross Face chicken wing. Booker T struggled to get to the ropes and finally he did, as Lesnar wouldn't let go, the referee warned Lesnar to let go, but he refused so the referee Disqualified Brock Lesnar for not letting go of the hold, thus giving the victory over to Booker T. A solid 6 out of 10 for this match! -]]]

Winner: Booker T


[[[- after the match we go the parking lot where we see a bunch of police offers in pursuit for Jeff Jarrett as we then see Little Guido walking to his car as he walks up to his car, unlocks the car, but the door won't open. He struggles with the key as he gets really pissed off as he can not seem to open his car door, as suddenly walking up from behind comes Eddie Guererro as we listen in.............   -]]]

 

Eddie Guererro: Yo essa, looks like you havin' some problems homes?

 

Little Guido: Goto hell wise guy!

 

Eddie Guererro: Ohhh, wassa matta homes, you mad at me, or the fact that your too damn stupid to open your car door?

 

Little Guido: Hey pal, you lookin' for trouble or somethin'?

 

Eddie Guererro: Ohhhhh, the little Italian Stallion got a little bit of a temper problem huh?

 

Little Guido: You want a piece of my Burrito Boy?

 

Eddie Guererro: What was that wop?

 

Little Guido: What did you just call me? 

 

Eddie Guererro: .......... ........... ...........

 

Little Guido: C'mon you spick...... why don't you tell me what you just said!

 

Eddie Guererro: LOOK ESSA, I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING CALLED A SPICK HOMES!!! 

 

Little Guido: Yea, and I don't like being called a wop!

 

Eddie Guererro: Well at least I got La Rasa in me, comprenda amigo?

 

Little Guido: Look I don't speak Spanish wise guy, but if your askin' me for a fight, you got it..... next week right here on Showtime!

 

Eddie Guererro: Ohhh Mozzarella Man has a little Biesto? eh essa?

 

Little Guido: Yea whatever....  you want a shot at the Italian Stallion next week or not?!

 

Eddie Guererro: Homes it would be my pleasure to kick your rear all over Showtime next week and show you what LA RAZA IS ALL ABOUT!!!

 

[[[- Guererro pats Little Guido's head, as he is a lot shorter then Guererro is, as Guido gets fed up with Guererro's antics as he pulls back and nails Guererro as we got a brawl on the outside of the arena, as the cops who are already on the scene rush to the scene and break the two men up. What a match this is going to be next week….. -]]]


The Rock vs Christian
Stipulation: None
Title on the Line: None

[[[- This match was absolutely off the hook. The crowd was going crazy as the rock make his huge entrance to the ring. He posed for a few seconds as Christian entered to his huge display of fireworks. He entered the ring and the match began strong. Both men exchanged rights and lefts. Christian took control of the match for a bit as he continued to deliver the boot and fist to Rock. Suddenly about 10 minutes into the match down to the ring ran Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar and Test. The three walk down to the ring to a ton of jeers from the fans as they just stand on the outside of the ring. The fans are going crazy with boos as the Rock fights back. He fought back with ease and eventually hit the Rock Bottom. Christian was out as he set him up for the people's elbow, he went off one rope, then the next but was tripped by Paul Heyman and he hit face first on the mat. Heyman laughs as Christian got up, and put on the Unpretier but the rock blocked the move and delivered a hard DDT, made a cover and got a 2 count. The crowd couldn't believe it, as Heyman begins to clap for some odd reason. Christian gets up and picks the rock up and delivers a face-buster to the mat, and goes for the cover but the rock kicked out. Finally in the end, Test distracted the referee on the ring apron and Heyman got into the ring with a chair. Christian holds the rock up, Heyman swung and Rock ducked as Heyman nailed Christian. Christian is out, the rock goes for the cover, as the referee turned around, and makes the 1..... 2..... Christian kicked out. Christian got up and ducked a clothesline from the rock.... UNPRETIER!!! HE MAKES THE COVER, 1..... 2..... 3!!!! Christian pulls off the victory with a huge win over the Great One! Over all a 10 out of 10 for this match! -]]]

Winner: Christian

[[[- After the match Christian slowly gets to his knees for the victory as he gets his arm raised in the air for the victory as the referee awards him the ACW World Heavyweight championship belt. Test slides into the ring and gives Christian a hug as the Rock lays down unconscious as the fans boo like mad. Suddenly down the ramp way runs THE IMPACT PLAYERS!! Justin Credible and Lance Storm roll into the ring and begin to battle it out with Test and Christian. Suddenly down the ramp way runs Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Oh my god, it's 4 on 2. The players are laying on the mat getting beaten into a Bolivian. The rock rolls out of the ring and stumbles to grab a chair, he gets back into the ring as the entire ACW/SGW connection flee's out of the ring, as the rock comes to the aid of the Impact Players. He begins to help up Lance Storm and Justin Credible as Paul Heyman is screaming at the three men in the ring. Rock holds up the chair and WHACK!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL? THE ROCK HAS JUST DRILLED LANCE STORM!!! WHACK!!! HE NAILED JUSTIN CREDIBLE!!! OH MY GOD.... DON'T TELL ME!! Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, Test, Christian all slide into the ring where Heyman puts his hand out and is SHAKING THE ROCKS HAND?!!!! OH MY GOD.... ROCK IS THE TURN COAT!!! DAMN IT ROCK!!! Heyman has the microphone ….. -]]]

 

Paul Heyman: What...... like this is a big shocker to you???? I told you Double A that tonight you would lose one of the biggest names in your company, and I went and signed THE ROCK!! The great one, and now SGW/ACW wrestler!!! Tell the fans rock!

 

The Rock: Well the first thing the Rock wants you to do for me Paul, is to tell each and everyone of these people to shut the hell up!!! Now Arn, The rock respects your ways of running things, but to be quite honest, the Rock is bored with New Era Wrestling, so that's exactly why The Rock jumped ship to ACW/SGW where The Rock will get more money, more movie offers, and more importantly more attention and Title shots!!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.......

 

[[[- The fans begins to say it with the Rock, as he stops real quick ….. -]]]

 

The Rock: Hold up a second..... this isn't sing along with the Rock, now let's try this again jabronie's!!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK...... IS COOKIN'!!!

 

[[[- Oh my god..... The Rock has stabbed every single person in nEw in the back right here tonight!!! The Rock holds his arms up high with Paul Heyman, Test, Christian and Brock Lesnar as we quickly cut to the back in the parking lot where we see a ambulance racing into the arena. what the hell is this. the ambulance stops, and out pops.... BARRY WINDHAM!!!!! WINDHAM IS BACK!!!!! He screams out for Jarrett as he gets in the ambulance and races off looking for Jeff Jarrett. Oh my god, what a night here in nEw, what is going to happen next week? From there we fade to black as the show ends. -]]]


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